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5 жыл бұрын

Conan takes bidet enthusiast Jordan Schlansky to the Toto Toilet Showroom in Tokyo.
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@SyedAli-si3gn
@SyedAli-si3gn 4 жыл бұрын
Americans be laughing but Jordan was spitting facts.
@Conrad75
@Conrad75 3 жыл бұрын
Syed Ali many places outside of the US also widely use toilet paper. Some countries even throw away toilet paper instead of flushing it
@SyedAli-si3gn
@SyedAli-si3gn 3 жыл бұрын
Conrad you’re not making the compelling case you think you are
@Conrad75
@Conrad75 3 жыл бұрын
@@SyedAli-si3gn I'm not saying that toilet paper should be the norm or anything close to that lol. I"m fully aware bidets are superior but I'm just pointing out it's not only an American related issue
@mytravls
@mytravls 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, he has been fascinated since karate kid 2 😂😂
@kevinwilloughby2807
@kevinwilloughby2807 3 жыл бұрын
He was! I've lived in Tokyo for 7 years now and every time I go back to the States it feels so barbaric to simply use paper.
@Kay-hz2be
@Kay-hz2be 4 жыл бұрын
*People panic buying toilet paper* jordan schlansky: who’s laughing now
@user-xg5vz3pg9n
@user-xg5vz3pg9n 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao.. um do u have a fb?
@Kay-hz2be
@Kay-hz2be 4 жыл бұрын
ةرويمي بمبممبم nope
@user-hh1tp8rz8u
@user-hh1tp8rz8u 4 жыл бұрын
Simp ةرويمي بمبممبم
@zerguimohamed9983
@zerguimohamed9983 4 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 😂 😂
@sefaandmaniatadegei9345
@sefaandmaniatadegei9345 4 жыл бұрын
Hes going to survive because he prepares his body in various ways
@Ai-Ai-O
@Ai-Ai-O 4 жыл бұрын
I just realized that if you Google "what is the job of an associate producer" it brings up a picture of Jordan. XD
@markcollinsage45
@markcollinsage45 4 жыл бұрын
Omg you're right 😂
@dildobaggins2759
@dildobaggins2759 4 жыл бұрын
job description also says: Various tasks... omg O:
@FairNuff
@FairNuff 4 жыл бұрын
lol it really does
@Pokarface7
@Pokarface7 4 жыл бұрын
LMAO, it's the first result!
@thunderfieldcastle
@thunderfieldcastle 4 жыл бұрын
That’s not all-Google “what does an associate producer do” and you get a _different_ picture of Jordan!
@weathersytv3572
@weathersytv3572 3 жыл бұрын
Jordan actually makes a lot of good points and lowkey radicalized me on an issue I didn't know I cared about.
@EmpyreanLightASMR
@EmpyreanLightASMR 3 жыл бұрын
I don't have anything fancy like this in the video, but I traveled to Europe and they have those shower heads with a separate shower head on a handle. You can take that second shower head and literally clean every crevice like you've never cleaned before. I bought one from Amazon and installed it in my apt the moment i got back.
@weathersytv3572
@weathersytv3572 3 жыл бұрын
@@EmpyreanLightASMR I'm 25 years old and have never been outside the states. I've always wanted to travel somewhere outside the US just to gain an overall different perspective on how I've been living my life. Personal hygiene was never something I expected would become a part of that perspective. I've always considered myself a generally clean person, but I guess by only American standards. :D
@keikoyukimura06
@keikoyukimura06 3 жыл бұрын
@SolidVault yes they are called bidets and they are everywhere in bathrooms in the middle east, mostly because Middle East is dominated by Islam and we believe that hygiene is very very important and that it is forbidden to not be cleansed well
@al3ndlib
@al3ndlib 3 жыл бұрын
@@EmpyreanLightASMR it’s called Shataf and it’s the standard in The Middle East. It’s the same thing as the sink water hose that’s in the kitchen of most US homes. When I first came to the us I was shocked that you guys don’t use water as I’m Arabian and my people has been using water for thousands of years. I even have a portable Shataf for when I go camping in the desert.
@Lord_ofcinder
@Lord_ofcinder 2 жыл бұрын
@@al3ndlib Not only arab countries its all over asia as well. We call it jetspray or a hand bidet. Only USA and UK dont use that I think, Ive seen it in new zeland as well.
@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd 5 жыл бұрын
I love when Jordan breaks.
@maazkhaled7533
@maazkhaled7533 5 жыл бұрын
Pandas are cool there were plenty of such moments in the 20-minute version of this episode. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mJtjptOBsN-ahZs.html
@purpleyoda7019
@purpleyoda7019 5 жыл бұрын
This was the hardest i laughed in a Long Time!
@soesu279
@soesu279 5 жыл бұрын
yes cause it’s hard lol
@LelaosXVI
@LelaosXVI 5 жыл бұрын
I don’t. :(
@salaheddinemalek1032
@salaheddinemalek1032 5 жыл бұрын
Isuru Nanayakkara It’s just a goddamn character
@Obi-Wan_Kenobi
@Obi-Wan_Kenobi 5 жыл бұрын
The United States is really *behind* on this issue.
@bigbluefrog
@bigbluefrog 5 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there.. 😂
@EdwardPreble-wn3qo
@EdwardPreble-wn3qo 5 жыл бұрын
Hahah funny also Why do i see you everywhere buddyyy your like everywhereeeee
@kelvin54888
@kelvin54888 5 жыл бұрын
behind on this TISSUE
@dandane5227
@dandane5227 5 жыл бұрын
Obi-Wan Kenobi hello there
@o.mvasquez3319
@o.mvasquez3319 5 жыл бұрын
@@kelvin54888 underrated comment
@kewlgurlrockz
@kewlgurlrockz 4 жыл бұрын
5:13. An Irish, a wannabe Italian and a Japanese walks into a bar...
@lindholmaren
@lindholmaren 4 жыл бұрын
Is the joke that the Irish would ever be outside a bar as he would not be able to enter one otherwise?
@jeremysmith9694
@jeremysmith9694 4 жыл бұрын
You mean walks into a bowl?
@waylonjones2813
@waylonjones2813 4 жыл бұрын
*toilet
@philsteakerson1797
@philsteakerson1797 4 жыл бұрын
2 Americans and a Japanese...
@andrewwebber1632
@andrewwebber1632 4 жыл бұрын
An Irish, a Jew, and a Japanese walk into a bar
@kennydizon86
@kennydizon86 2 жыл бұрын
I keep coming back to this video just to watch them both break character and laugh 😂 “In Osaka a man was..blasted off the bowl” 🤣
@crockett888
@crockett888 2 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahahahaha “he was shot into the air” 😂😂😂
@kennydizon86
@kennydizon86 2 жыл бұрын
@@crockett888 gets me everytime dude! 🤣 😂
@MandeepSingh-of5hj
@MandeepSingh-of5hj Жыл бұрын
100 percent I can’t control myself when I hear that line 😂😂
@blakedjordan
@blakedjordan 11 ай бұрын
Saaaaame!
@jma331982
@jma331982 9 ай бұрын
Cracks me up EVERY time 😂😂 Jordan can’t help it either 😂
@nunchaks700
@nunchaks700 5 жыл бұрын
Jordan is exactly right, it's alot cleaner to wash with water than just toilet paper.
@apathy526
@apathy526 5 жыл бұрын
Muslims and Jews have been doing this since 1400+ years
@prophetdrogonaria4678
@prophetdrogonaria4678 5 жыл бұрын
Take a shower
@jjmai69
@jjmai69 5 жыл бұрын
@@apathy526 They're not the cleanliest of people so not helping your point.
@molomomo3743
@molomomo3743 5 жыл бұрын
@@pishionelar also we don't drink alcoholic crap and most importantly we know who our father is.
@molomomo3743
@molomomo3743 5 жыл бұрын
@@donjohn2239 what???
@Figureight
@Figureight 5 жыл бұрын
I'm with Jordan. Japanese toilets are amazing and should be commonplace throughout the world. They also forget to mention the fact the seats are heated too.
@Zoza15
@Zoza15 5 жыл бұрын
But these toilets are expensive!.. Especially for the average.
@Zoza15
@Zoza15 5 жыл бұрын
@crazY storM Why? XD
@abgeth
@abgeth 3 жыл бұрын
@@Zoza15 because it's cleaner? Cleaning your ass with just toilet paper is barbaric!
@ValcoireIGR
@ValcoireIGR 3 жыл бұрын
not all people in the world has common sense and etiquette in using the toilet properly
@jkjkjk100
@jkjkjk100 3 жыл бұрын
A lot places in korea, taiwan and even china upper class have electric bidet. South east asia have regular bidet and middle east have hand bidet. The west is left behind
@themaughan3378
@themaughan3378 4 жыл бұрын
I guess the Japanese didn’t have to worry about the toilet paper crisis.
@harrybjr
@harrybjr 4 жыл бұрын
The Maughan people are still panic buying, cuz you usually still use a piece after the bidet to dry. It’s not to the extent of other countries tho
@dave-vs5tx
@dave-vs5tx 4 жыл бұрын
Geezus facking christ dude
@adamalakshar4226
@adamalakshar4226 4 жыл бұрын
Along with the rest of the world
@sefaandmaniatadegei9345
@sefaandmaniatadegei9345 4 жыл бұрын
U mean everywhere exept Australia
@oliverfletcher9052
@oliverfletcher9052 4 жыл бұрын
@@harrybjr Many bidets, like the one I have, have a drying function.
@aswinrajendran9368
@aswinrajendran9368 3 жыл бұрын
"Power surge in osaka" Joke made me laugh so hard and it even broke Jordan's character. Now that's the quality of conan' improvised jokes. No other late night hosts can break jordan .
@taikimori3186
@taikimori3186 5 жыл бұрын
0:36-1:01 the most beautiful speech I have ever heard in my life
@lepetitchat123
@lepetitchat123 5 жыл бұрын
I love Japanese toilets. I can't agree more with Jordan. He should also mention the toilet seats can be set to warm in winter!
@taikimori3186
@taikimori3186 5 жыл бұрын
@@lepetitchat123 and some of them are actually adjustable, not just the average point
@Zaftique
@Zaftique 5 жыл бұрын
@@lepetitchat123 oh man, I know someone with an amazing toilet like this, my butt feels like a queen afterwards. I want one SO BAD.
@itantanmo
@itantanmo 5 жыл бұрын
Westerners are falling behind in the toilet department. And bidet should be a standard
@GabrielGarciaRamos
@GabrielGarciaRamos 5 жыл бұрын
Some people here in Brazil use little bidet gun sprayers attached to the wall.
@1rickopotamus
@1rickopotamus 5 жыл бұрын
conan and jordan abroad is better than anything ever shown
@susanab7
@susanab7 5 жыл бұрын
I would just watch a show of them travelling the world
@jsink18
@jsink18 5 жыл бұрын
Gordon Ramsay and his friends on a road trip is the best. Search it on YT. These 2 are a close second tho
@ishythegamer_
@ishythegamer_ 5 жыл бұрын
Nothing beats an idiot abroad.
@jbscotchman
@jbscotchman 5 жыл бұрын
Seriously, it could be it's own show.
@cjpockets
@cjpockets 5 жыл бұрын
Watch when they go to Italy
@guilhermegoncalves110
@guilhermegoncalves110 3 жыл бұрын
4:52 - The stone-faced Japanese resisted the two Americans laughing about a toilet malfunction joke.
@MAINEVENT99
@MAINEVENT99 3 жыл бұрын
new asian schlansky replacement
@JeansWebbTv
@JeansWebbTv 3 жыл бұрын
Well, he didn't totally make it. Has to look away and does some low-key chuckling.
@misinformedmarti
@misinformedmarti 3 жыл бұрын
Conan used Humor on Salaryman! It is not very effective...
@douggieharrison6913
@douggieharrison6913 Жыл бұрын
4:50 it's such a treat to see Jordan do his absolute best to not break character and smile or laugh, he's trying so hard
@xEricGNx
@xEricGNx 5 жыл бұрын
Jordan was so right about this issue. Can you imagine how much trees we can save just for not using toilet paper!?
@dototftvortic7708
@dototftvortic7708 5 жыл бұрын
But instead Japanese are using disposable chopsticks daily
@ytacczed
@ytacczed 5 жыл бұрын
Love ur twin tower picture
@yoursonisold8743
@yoursonisold8743 5 жыл бұрын
@Anthony Swiss You can't plant nearly enough trees to make up for our insane cosumption of paper products. They need way too much time to grow.
@Paskalion
@Paskalion 5 жыл бұрын
@@dototftvortic7708 because chopsticks are made from bamboos, which is technically wasn't trees, but grass.
@kev8943
@kev8943 5 жыл бұрын
@@dototftvortic7708 chopsticks are made out of bamboo and those things grow in a matter of days
@forteOG
@forteOG 5 жыл бұрын
4:53 always nice to see jordan try not to break character
@johnnyaxon_
@johnnyaxon_ 5 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mJtjptOBsN-ahZs.html
@manictiger
@manictiger 5 жыл бұрын
This is Jordan v1.24. Laugh.exe and chuckle.dll were added to the program.
@rsand2009
@rsand2009 5 жыл бұрын
i kept clicking on the time over and over and eventually cried xD
@meowbium1785
@meowbium1785 5 жыл бұрын
He even glanced at Conan then at the camera.
@lolbrunopt
@lolbrunopt 5 жыл бұрын
What did Conan even say? I didn't understand
@karlos_marxican-godless-co1712
@karlos_marxican-godless-co1712 4 жыл бұрын
Jordan almost breaking character when conan talks about the guy being blown into the air from his toilet bowl kills every time 😂😂
@mciu575
@mciu575 3 жыл бұрын
Seeing Jordan laugh at conans “blast off the toilet” joke made my day
@DuperBoi
@DuperBoi 5 жыл бұрын
4:52 Jordan breaks character! 😂😂😂
@dampcarpet2607
@dampcarpet2607 5 жыл бұрын
Prince he’s not a character that the real him
@emilieamelia8667
@emilieamelia8667 5 жыл бұрын
he was trying so hard not to laugh!!!!
@TK-kx8nx
@TK-kx8nx 5 жыл бұрын
Damp Carpet its an exaggeration of his character. Thats not really what hes like.
@artemkuznetsov6149
@artemkuznetsov6149 5 жыл бұрын
3
@seya_2
@seya_2 4 жыл бұрын
That was a best Joke
@ninjanerdstudent6937
@ninjanerdstudent6937 5 жыл бұрын
Jordan is correct. It should be a right and not a privilege of luxury.
@sunbear3324
@sunbear3324 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah it should be provided by the government to every citizent.
@blakes5827
@blakes5827 5 жыл бұрын
I just use antibacterial wet wipes.
@coreyperdue1966
@coreyperdue1966 5 жыл бұрын
@@blakes5827 you cant flush those so do you just have poopy wipes in your trash?
@blakes5827
@blakes5827 5 жыл бұрын
@@coreyperdue1966 I flush every one of them. I have done it for about a decade now. Works great!
@coreyperdue1966
@coreyperdue1966 5 жыл бұрын
@@blakes5827 you're ruining your septic system. Highly doubt that's true unless you have a beast of a system in your building
@annasamuelson7212
@annasamuelson7212 3 жыл бұрын
Conan just thought up the plot for Pixar's next great film franchise: "Toylet Story"
@UtsavChaudhury
@UtsavChaudhury 2 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment.
@mhp1005
@mhp1005 2 жыл бұрын
Came to the comments looking for this
@tempota7792
@tempota7792 2 жыл бұрын
A hidden corn of a comment to be sure.
@domwings4329
@domwings4329 4 жыл бұрын
American living in Japan for 6 years. I despise using toilets outside of Japan.. this is something that I must have now
@heamees4822
@heamees4822 5 жыл бұрын
0:39 Jordan was trying so hard to hold the laugh back
@lizzyvega9612
@lizzyvega9612 5 жыл бұрын
I noticed that 😂
@lazybacon7520
@lazybacon7520 5 жыл бұрын
And completely fails at 4:51
@johnnyaxon_
@johnnyaxon_ 5 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mJtjptOBsN-ahZs.html
@LelaosXVI
@LelaosXVI 5 жыл бұрын
I don’t like Jordan being so overhyped, it’s making him look more diffrent and chaotic in way. Even in Italy when he sort of broke character. He changed a lot. I Want the more reserved and quite Jordan back, when he was in full control :(
@MisterFoxx
@MisterFoxx 5 жыл бұрын
@Julia Mimi Hey, sometimes serious people have certain things that make them laugh lol
@persimmcn
@persimmcn 5 жыл бұрын
the videos just keep coming and coming i’m being fed so well
@spookygurl1619
@spookygurl1619 5 жыл бұрын
Big facts omg
@Sunny.352
@Sunny.352 5 жыл бұрын
Liz same! Lol
@nopejoeandangie
@nopejoeandangie 5 жыл бұрын
looks like you had a big dinner, Liz easy there
@SGprooo
@SGprooo 5 жыл бұрын
Liz I keep coming and coming for more videos.
@stevethea5250
@stevethea5250 5 жыл бұрын
4L52 broken character 😂@@nopejoeandangie
@markballesteros5439
@markballesteros5439 4 жыл бұрын
I love how respectful Jordan is. When conan was laughing, Jordan respectfully did not laugh even though it look as if he wanted to as to not make the Japanese man feel uncomfortable
@Leo-xe6rf
@Leo-xe6rf 4 жыл бұрын
Mark Ballesteros if u weren’t aware, Jordan has never laughed once in his life
@andrewwebber1632
@andrewwebber1632 4 жыл бұрын
He was trying to hold character.
@JamesLeeBuzz
@JamesLeeBuzz 4 жыл бұрын
Leo that is an incorrect statement.
@imkidfriday
@imkidfriday 4 жыл бұрын
nothing to do with respect. he was trying not to break character. and yes, it's a character.. i don't understand how people don't realize this.. it's quite obvious.
@istolethisaccount
@istolethisaccount 3 жыл бұрын
it wasn’t out of respect he just lacks emotion
@vermilionplains3464
@vermilionplains3464 4 жыл бұрын
Jordan laughing at toilet humor is the funniest thing ever
@achuthonkan9525
@achuthonkan9525 4 жыл бұрын
Look up his ride with Conan in Italy
@wisdomleader85
@wisdomleader85 5 жыл бұрын
Uranus: Jordan Schlansky's home planet.
@outlaw9657
@outlaw9657 5 жыл бұрын
He'd live in uranus if you saturn one of those toilets.
@marragonn
@marragonn 5 жыл бұрын
Your profile name makes it even better.
@jesusordaz5523
@jesusordaz5523 5 жыл бұрын
no, I think he's more like Pluto because it got demoted from a planet and Jorden got demoted from a human being... LOL
@rubinsaffy
@rubinsaffy 5 жыл бұрын
I have the Toto 500h. It washes and heat dries you. Total hands free experience. Heated seat too. Auto flushing. Deodorized air so you don't stink up the bathroom. A night light. The list goes on. It's insane. EDIT: I own the Toto *500H. (Not the 550H)
@tomv5988
@tomv5988 5 жыл бұрын
I want one now. I don't understand why the U.S. is 20 years behind Japan in toilet technology. I hope we catch up soon.
@borp6912
@borp6912 5 жыл бұрын
I would rather have a nice toilet than a nice car
@animationcrate
@animationcrate 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah? Well mine does my taxes and listens to my problems so yours is basically useless
@zex00
@zex00 5 жыл бұрын
Does it tickle?
@rubinsaffy
@rubinsaffy 5 жыл бұрын
@@zex00 lol it does. Sometimes it takes some getting used to lol..but the good thing is you can change the waters temperature on the remote..which helps a little.
@johnallen9242
@johnallen9242 4 жыл бұрын
Conan, my wife and I never get tired of watching you and Jordan dude! Our 5 year old daughter even loves to watch Team Coco!!!
@ryadh456
@ryadh456 4 жыл бұрын
That's sweet
@andreabruson5558
@andreabruson5558 5 жыл бұрын
"Ooooh you had a pretty big dinner!" LMAO!!!
@davidraveh5966
@davidraveh5966 5 жыл бұрын
Holy crap! Jordan is so right! ugh LOL
@MultiStrings123
@MultiStrings123 5 жыл бұрын
Holy crap LMAO 😂😂
@chwalkero2009
@chwalkero2009 5 жыл бұрын
OMG. When Conan laughed at his own joke and could not finish it while no one around him showed any sign of amusement ! I laughed so hard!
@D1sc0rd-
@D1sc0rd- 4 жыл бұрын
Ch Walkero Nah Jordan was clearly holding back laughter
@NWinnVR
@NWinnVR 2 ай бұрын
fr, something about people cracking them selves up when NO one around acknowledges it is always hilarious to me. 🤣
@agentham
@agentham 4 жыл бұрын
3:16 Reminded me of Better Call Saul. "Fill me up, Chandler! Put it in me!"
@fairfight9857
@fairfight9857 3 жыл бұрын
I really need to watch that show ASAP.
@booqrdoit9138
@booqrdoit9138 3 жыл бұрын
THATS what I was thinking of. Thank you lol
@jackielynne76exaxtly86
@jackielynne76exaxtly86 4 жыл бұрын
Any video with Jordan Schlansky has got to be worth watching... Keep them coming Conan,I can’t get enough❣️❣️❣️
@burntmarshwigglestudio597
@burntmarshwigglestudio597 5 жыл бұрын
When I was in Japan, my friend and I were approached in a shrine by two men who worked for Toto. They asked us to fill out a survey of our toileting experiences in Japan. They were SO enthusiastic. They watched us fill out the forms and when we marked a positive they almost cheered, and when we marked a negative they let out an audible disappointed "aww". I can only hope I always have a job that makes me feel that enthusiastic. Oh, and the toilets are pretty cool there!
@bigmack8307
@bigmack8307 5 жыл бұрын
I agree with Jordan, sometimes paper just isn't enough when you got the 💩s
@dimelo3027
@dimelo3027 5 жыл бұрын
And too much paper blocks your toilet but hey, how else could your plumber afford his brand new BMW?
@seriouslyryan6592
@seriouslyryan6592 4 жыл бұрын
Mr. Bison wait what? xD
@kparsa1
@kparsa1 4 жыл бұрын
That is the most emotion I've ever seen him show EVER..lol
@dukeofnorfolk1842
@dukeofnorfolk1842 4 жыл бұрын
3:25 "Ooo...you had a pretty big dinner"
@Emmellbee
@Emmellbee 5 жыл бұрын
That ending was so worth Conan's annual budget
@anima099
@anima099 5 жыл бұрын
When Jordan breaks, you know you told a really good joke.
@jungi001
@jungi001 3 жыл бұрын
Well I don't know. He also broke when Conan was playing fart noises in Italy.
@sambibambi5409
@sambibambi5409 3 жыл бұрын
@@jungi001 **snaps fingers n points to THAT piece of comedy gold** exactly
@BrianHalePhoto
@BrianHalePhoto Жыл бұрын
Did South Park just base a whole episode on this? I remembered Jordans toilet stuff and this was the first to come up. Both make JFK reference. South Park had references to having big meals...
@LeanMan82
@LeanMan82 5 жыл бұрын
0:38 I'm so very much with Jordan on this one...agreed!
@darrenkrivit6854
@darrenkrivit6854 5 жыл бұрын
"Oh, you had a pretty big dinner" 😂
@rabidrabbitshuggers
@rabidrabbitshuggers 3 жыл бұрын
I was hoping to find this. It absolutely broke me.
@dnilepharaoh
@dnilepharaoh 5 жыл бұрын
Best talk show host imo. This man knows how to make a joke that gets you to think then laugh unlike others who fake laughs or have an hour long show imitating a politician. Conan is light unique style comedy.
@hyypersonic
@hyypersonic 4 жыл бұрын
4:50 I love how Jordan broke character too
@SamanthaIreneYTube
@SamanthaIreneYTube 4 жыл бұрын
I want Jordan to appear on Curb Your Enthusiasm just to see how Larry would handle him.
@shooglechic
@shooglechic 5 жыл бұрын
I feel what Schlanski is saying so deeply after being stationed overseas.
@ducheswannabe
@ducheswannabe 5 жыл бұрын
Jordan deserves a hefty Christmas bonus for putting up with s**t Conan makes him do XD
@Dariocorral01
@Dariocorral01 5 жыл бұрын
He has a job and gets to travel with Conan every where I think that is bonus enough! :-D
@bashfulgummybear158
@bashfulgummybear158 5 жыл бұрын
Conan took him to a toilet factory to deal with his s**t
@headlight31
@headlight31 5 жыл бұрын
duchesswannabe Lol he’s still employed even though Conan doesn’t know what exactly he do. I think that’s more than enough 😂
@saeedvazirian
@saeedvazirian 5 жыл бұрын
*H U M A N S O I L*
@gladitsnotme
@gladitsnotme 5 жыл бұрын
No he doesn't, he's already overpaid and does nothing all day lol
@_burd.
@_burd. Жыл бұрын
I love the fact that Jordan breaking character is always the most replayed part of the video
@r.minnis9722
@r.minnis9722 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao - “Oooooo you had a pretty good dinner” almost killed me
@nicksacco5041
@nicksacco5041 5 жыл бұрын
I have to say, that speech that Jordan gave in the beginning was the most passionate I've ever seen him
@PraveenKumar-ms4xv
@PraveenKumar-ms4xv 5 жыл бұрын
There is a lot of engineering put into a toilet... Jordan likes it
@benjaminking4286
@benjaminking4286 5 жыл бұрын
Robots like numbers
@Wightzebra
@Wightzebra 3 жыл бұрын
Great point as usual Jordan! You rock! Jordan is pure gold!
@SchweppesLemonIsGodTier
@SchweppesLemonIsGodTier 4 жыл бұрын
I love how he presents this ridicolous idea that the toilet should come to you when they sense you have to go, and the japanese man sees it as his legit suggestion/gift to them, bows deeply and thanks him. Perfect comedy
@plagasx8105
@plagasx8105 5 жыл бұрын
"Woah... You had a pretty big dinner.." I almost fell out my bedroom window laughing so hard
@ScoopMeisterGeneral
@ScoopMeisterGeneral 5 жыл бұрын
I mean... you really can't argue with what Jordan's saying here.
@notyou6923
@notyou6923 4 жыл бұрын
4.53 whenever Jordan cant help himself & bursts into laughing, even if he 's about to, but stops, I totally lose it 😂😂😁💥😁...!❕
@hono_moo433
@hono_moo433 4 жыл бұрын
This comment is like cracking the da Vinci code
@JeffreyDiaz218
@JeffreyDiaz218 Жыл бұрын
I literally believe that South Park got the idea of the “Japanese Toilet” from this sketch
@benjil.3122
@benjil.3122 5 жыл бұрын
5:03 Jordan nearly breaks character and laughs
@AbduCola
@AbduCola 5 жыл бұрын
At 4:53 he does break
@pravakarpatra5132
@pravakarpatra5132 4 жыл бұрын
He didn't break character as he was playing no character in the first place...He is really what you see...These bits aren't 100% scripted, at least the conversation isn't...
@E_y_a_l
@E_y_a_l 4 жыл бұрын
​@@pravakarpatra5132 He's not playing a character in the sense of an actor playing someone who is entirely different than his own personality, but he does exaggerate his own quirks for comedic effect, he is fully aware of what makes the audience laugh and love him and plays along with it and part of it is trying not to laugh and to be emotionless like a robot, something he usually manages to do, but not always. Jordan have quirks and a very unusual personality, but he's not exactly what you see here in real life, by the way, In these remotes Conan is also playing an exaggerated character of himself, he's not that stupid or childish like he's sometimes act in these remotes.
@pravakarpatra5132
@pravakarpatra5132 4 жыл бұрын
@@E_y_a_l You're one hell of a writer! Aren't you?
@E_y_a_l
@E_y_a_l 4 жыл бұрын
@@pravakarpatra5132 Welcome to the internet.
@thekingofcool2105
@thekingofcool2105 5 жыл бұрын
4:55 Hard to keep character huh, schlansky?
@johnsonjohnson3261
@johnsonjohnson3261 5 жыл бұрын
In his defense, after spending so much time on earth it is very likely for the one known as "Jordan" to begin to mimic human emotions for the mere purpose of fitting in.
@davidjung8291
@davidjung8291 5 жыл бұрын
I love when jordan goes straight to the point
@Yandumontet
@Yandumontet 4 жыл бұрын
We need more ‘Jordan / Conan’ clip, it’s good for health all those laughter
@DevonPalmer98
@DevonPalmer98 5 жыл бұрын
I love how they lost all seriousness in the end
@NaturalProgressGames
@NaturalProgressGames 5 жыл бұрын
This is easily the most excitement, enthusiasm, and conviction I've ever seen from Jordan Schlansky... lol
@n.bernardo8715
@n.bernardo8715 2 жыл бұрын
2years later, I'm glad I can finally watch this in Canada
@D1sc0rd-
@D1sc0rd- 4 жыл бұрын
My parents have been asking me what I want for Christmas for months. I have no ideas. They are going to be very confused when I ask for this toilet
@micahrowe
@micahrowe 5 жыл бұрын
Your entire Japan trip has me in tears.
@JustyRoads99
@JustyRoads99 5 жыл бұрын
literal toilet humor
@michaelmcconnell3631
@michaelmcconnell3631 4 жыл бұрын
I completely agree with Jordan on this one. Especially now
@user-ge4uk9ui8y
@user-ge4uk9ui8y 4 жыл бұрын
4:52, Jordan schlansky broke his character when conan told the joke and started laughing
@patrickjunio8664
@patrickjunio8664 5 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one kind of impressed with the special effects at the end? I mean for a little moment in a show like this, I see no usual "jankyness" :) it's really well done. Maybe I'm just easy to impress, I don't know :D PS. SCHLANSKYYYYYY
@Sound8VisionVibe
@Sound8VisionVibe 5 жыл бұрын
Same here, ridiculously well made CGI.
@ElMango64
@ElMango64 5 жыл бұрын
I wonder what Jordan's favorite planet is.
@keithbrockway5759
@keithbrockway5759 5 жыл бұрын
Its Saturn. Jordan loves the rings but hates the fact that its a gaseous planet, rendering it useless for human travel. It has a certain beauty to it but it is also misunderstood by homo-sapiens bc we'd rather study and look really close at Uranus.
@xcryanx
@xcryanx 5 жыл бұрын
Whichever one he's from.
@stllbreathnbut_y1844
@stllbreathnbut_y1844 5 жыл бұрын
Earth
@fezguy89
@fezguy89 5 жыл бұрын
keith brockway I read that in his voice. Lol
@unknown5yearsago799
@unknown5yearsago799 5 жыл бұрын
Uranus
@alhaadidol2064
@alhaadidol2064 4 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Jordon got a valid point though.
@bigdogben
@bigdogben Жыл бұрын
Jordan cracking at conans joke is the best ever.
@NasAfter
@NasAfter 5 жыл бұрын
Guys this is true, here in the US.. We're a first world country yet we still use papers to clean our ass Doesn't make any sense
@maclokal
@maclokal 5 жыл бұрын
Laugh in Water 😁💦🌊
@mtd3369
@mtd3369 5 жыл бұрын
Can't fight Big Toilet Paper.
@OhtheSuffering
@OhtheSuffering 5 жыл бұрын
To be fair, a lot of rich people have bidets in their master bedrooms. But of course, it’s not really talked about, so the average oppressed middle or low income family has no idea that this is “common” in those mansions and suites.
@myk-popper2960
@myk-popper2960 5 жыл бұрын
Same thing goes for the metric system haha
@miraamshah
@miraamshah 5 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately North America and Western Europe are very dirty :(! South Europe, South America, Asia and North Afrika know beter!
@jonharold2403
@jonharold2403 5 жыл бұрын
Jordan Schlansky needs to start his own KZfaq channel
@rashadpreston7389
@rashadpreston7389 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah ask Jordan
@ElvenSkywalker
@ElvenSkywalker 5 жыл бұрын
The idea reminds me of Sheldon Cooper's Fun with Flags :D
@hectormzqt6169
@hectormzqt6169 5 жыл бұрын
If he takes the writers with him.
@inklead7561
@inklead7561 5 жыл бұрын
Jordan without Conan just wont work. It'll be all serious and informative with no humor. Conan is what makes Jordan so special because he is the exact opposite
@Makarosc
@Makarosc 3 жыл бұрын
Ah Japan the only country in the world that treats everything as an art form
@Brumsey99989
@Brumsey99989 2 жыл бұрын
“Blasted off the bowl..” I friggin died.
@lepetitchat123
@lepetitchat123 5 жыл бұрын
No kidding, Conan's mobile toilet idea is great for the disabled! The Japanese guy is quite shy lol
@cindyknows9220
@cindyknows9220 5 жыл бұрын
ii heard most people in japan are like that
@puffpuffpassmako
@puffpuffpassmako 5 жыл бұрын
Japanese people have a different sense of humor than us. Sarcasm is also nonexistent there
@125loopy
@125loopy 5 жыл бұрын
@@puffpuffpassmako lol how do you know that?
@puffpuffpassmako
@puffpuffpassmako 5 жыл бұрын
MeShannan because I've been in Japan
@calebm9000
@calebm9000 5 жыл бұрын
@@puffpuffpassmako The language barrier never helps. And the etiquette lady was pretty sassy!
@shaboidagoober1304
@shaboidagoober1304 5 жыл бұрын
Jordan breaking at the end. It’s great to his that part of his humanity. Hahaha.
@mikecharette9258
@mikecharette9258 3 жыл бұрын
Very funny and insightful.
@cynthiaahern9081
@cynthiaahern9081 4 жыл бұрын
So freggin funny! And informational
@littlerudy87
@littlerudy87 5 жыл бұрын
When I was in Tokyo last year I was amazed at how these types of toilets are everywhere there. From my hotel to the tiny hole in the wall restaurant that can only seat 10 people. It really is tremendous.
@rep5709
@rep5709 5 жыл бұрын
conan and jordan need a movie / series together
@tammyvo5606
@tammyvo5606 3 жыл бұрын
rare sight of jordan smiling but keeping his calm
@veronicasalas9825
@veronicasalas9825 4 жыл бұрын
I'm irrevocably and uncontrollably in love with Jordan.
@alZiiHardstylez
@alZiiHardstylez 5 жыл бұрын
I love how Jordan has become more and more Jordanesque over the years. The little 'breaks' are just so endearing.
@justn9124
@justn9124 5 жыл бұрын
Jordan is back yay!!! Those two are everything 😂😂❤️
@madhuekanayake5721
@madhuekanayake5721 3 жыл бұрын
Jordan is amazing at telling what is need to be told directly....😊😊
@DeniseServanez
@DeniseServanez 3 жыл бұрын
I stayed in tokyo for a month during the winter and coming from a tropical country, I’ve never been more grateful for heated toilet seats 💗
@Abo_Abdullah87
@Abo_Abdullah87 5 жыл бұрын
Jordan said what the others are thinking about the American toilets system
@weirdxwonderful
@weirdxwonderful 5 жыл бұрын
0:42 I agree with you jordan
@shaggylocs232
@shaggylocs232 4 жыл бұрын
Everybody buy stocks from ToTo is gonna sky rocket like the guy from Osaka
@marleeglenn1945
@marleeglenn1945 2 жыл бұрын
I love that Conan cracks himself up!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@cooperhilinsky5939
@cooperhilinsky5939 5 жыл бұрын
The ending- “TOY-let STORY”
@b.e.o5916
@b.e.o5916 5 жыл бұрын
0:45 he really makes a great point 😂
@PeterQuakman72
@PeterQuakman72 2 жыл бұрын
There’s something so charming about Jordan smiling and laughing
@tanishqsinghbajwa4542
@tanishqsinghbajwa4542 3 жыл бұрын
4:53 Jordan schlansky breaks into laughter
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