At this point Jordan had only begun to prepare his body
@byronvalle9514 жыл бұрын
In various ways
@fatimaehsan76274 жыл бұрын
Whey and oats
@nljie3 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@tristanrollet15113 жыл бұрын
It’s like you mixed a Conan reference with an Always Sunny reference
@benakakumars96113 жыл бұрын
I believe its a personal matter
@nulzmusic84614 жыл бұрын
And so, the legend was born.
@AdamWestish4 жыл бұрын
In the year 3020 they will have a religion called Conan Shlanskyism
@Erica-fi6vm3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@dsroaddogg3 жыл бұрын
THIS GUY F*CKS
@gassachamsou51723 жыл бұрын
@@AdamWestish lmao 😂
@florete23103 жыл бұрын
The Schlansk
@NarekAvetisyan4 жыл бұрын
Jordan is funny in various ways.
@Seantendo4 жыл бұрын
He has an assortment of humorous qualities.
@charleshoughton1004 жыл бұрын
Jordan would argue that humor is subjective
@jdezzy254 жыл бұрын
He’s prepared his humor in various ways
@youthought8784 жыл бұрын
He has various ways of holding a grudge.
@robertfan3323 жыл бұрын
Looks like jordan prepared his hair and tan lotion in various ways.
@joelsines70834 жыл бұрын
When that handshake didn’t happened , an archenemy was born.
@Jmagee21134 жыл бұрын
Joel Sines he had prepared himself in various ways his whole life prior to this for that handshake
@joelsines70834 жыл бұрын
I believe that’s a private matter 🤣
@TheSUPERPOTATO20003 жыл бұрын
Weird to hear Conan say "Jordan Schlansky" and not get an immediate round of applause
@theow41663 жыл бұрын
And also not seeing the good old picture of Jordan with a light brown background
@ashwinshaji48592 жыл бұрын
This is the first time the legend was introduced
@rohit.das20932 жыл бұрын
Back when jordan wasnt famous
@Subha4032 жыл бұрын
Right ??? Exactly what I had thought!!
@Twiloboy2 жыл бұрын
I had the exact same thought!
@John-zm4xl4 жыл бұрын
Jordan looks absolutely 2000’s here
@gatronix7544 жыл бұрын
hahhaha thats true !!!! rare guy
@pausebeforeviewtube4 жыл бұрын
dated for late 2000s tho
@rayfuego99934 жыл бұрын
more like 90‘s dude
@partikelsmusic3 жыл бұрын
He had a Greenday CD in his car.
@ryanthomas493 жыл бұрын
@@rayfuego9993 no, absolutely not. The emo hair is a late 2000s trend.
@karlos_marxican-godless-co17124 жыл бұрын
Dude the shame on Jordan's face when conan exposes his Pop Tart stash 😂😂
@kravi21024 жыл бұрын
Baby Jordan knew shame lol
@RoshanTariqOfficial3 жыл бұрын
Well, he had "various" food items 😂🤣
@andyedwards90113 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I've seen so many of his other clips already, made me appreciate it so much more
@alexpollock69323 жыл бұрын
They’re an Italian delicacy
@redplague3 жыл бұрын
Shame? That was part of the sketch. He probably had no idea what Conan had put in there and was laughing at it.
@flippy081004 жыл бұрын
Ironically, this first encounter was the least awkward one
@MultiSmiley0073 жыл бұрын
Because his character wasn’t fully developed at that point. The Jordan 2.0 we all know and love grew from this Jordan 1.0.
@sucemaindex2363 жыл бұрын
Contempt
@markob533 жыл бұрын
@@MultiSmiley007 I prefer Jordan 1.0 tbh, not quite so stiff, but still Jordan.
@dimmn823 жыл бұрын
what you are saying is not logically sound.
@siddarth39552 жыл бұрын
That's because I guess they cut out the awkward parts and Conan made sure to make it as chill as possible, later Conan let Jordan take the reigns whenever they met occasionally cracking jokes
@ahmadmoon724 жыл бұрын
Most emotions Jordan has ever portrayed
@awonoto3 жыл бұрын
Jordan was most emotional when he was in Italy. Especially in his favorite restaurant in Cortona.
@sho3bum2 жыл бұрын
Jordan is a deeply emotional man
@Peter_1986 Жыл бұрын
@@yomomma5086 The real Jordan is very much like the character Jordan; Conan has confirmed this in different ways on several occasions, like for example saying that Jordan was "98% the real him" in some videos, etc. Also, Jordan does have a huge passion for Italy and coffee.
@TheMinimalistWoodsman2 күн бұрын
@@Peter_1986ive read its the opposite u can tell when they r on the train Jordan is probably a very goofy guy off camera which is why he is so awkward when he does the on camera serious persona
@jaba5124 жыл бұрын
The origins of Jordan Schlansky
@joeterfqdwgvqwgw3 жыл бұрын
it's oranges
@jamestinsley31103 жыл бұрын
You forgot to add......Portrait of a Serial Killer.
@alexpollock69323 жыл бұрын
Dick Fuckington they’re clementines
@JohnDoe-vr3ey3 жыл бұрын
Jordan Schlansky: Origins
@florete23103 жыл бұрын
... in the Zeta Reticuli star system.
@nukachelidze41864 жыл бұрын
When Jordan smiles, a new angel gets his wings
@IstvanThree3 жыл бұрын
A lot of wingless angels up there... if we only count camera smiles. Evertime Conan is annoyed by Jordan, a little demon gets his horns 👹
@ImaShellha3 жыл бұрын
@@IstvanThree the army is ready.
@yackfou24123 жыл бұрын
He is not an angel... he's one of this awful wanna-bes
@BytheTicket222 Жыл бұрын
@Prick, Scumbag College stop flooding the market. My property value has been plummeting!
@polishrocker933 жыл бұрын
Imagine the agreement they must have had about future segments “So Jordan, I’m going to relentlessly mock you from now on. How do you feel about that” “I have various emotions right now”
@krombopulosterry1005 Жыл бұрын
"Im indifferent."
@thatguyyoudontknow4 жыл бұрын
Conan laughing at the end is what everyone needs. That's pure happiness.
@Mr.Market7774 жыл бұрын
We ALL truly shine when we laugh
@nitindubey57624 жыл бұрын
"What kind of food" "Various kinds"
@RobertMichael3 жыл бұрын
“Do you wanna tell me before I open it up?”
@susanab73 жыл бұрын
12 years later and we still can't get enough of these two together 😀
@randompit7 ай бұрын
Make that 15 now
@conaninflable28324 жыл бұрын
the writers strike in 08 was the best thing that could happen (at least for a while) for the show. Conan starts to do things like these and we can get to know the staff
@lucyrattner12283 жыл бұрын
conan’s giggly “you’re not like other people” kills me everytime
@thegenzcompass25263 жыл бұрын
"You bring so much joy to me, " - what a beautiful thing to say about a friend.
@kmikhael4 жыл бұрын
So strange to hear his name and not see his picture...
@ajaykumbhar69193 жыл бұрын
6:33 conan wasn't interested in Jordan's story until he heard danish models.
@MrAndrewAu2 жыл бұрын
LOL
@m.k.v.g.72033 жыл бұрын
4:30 Conan: random bags of oranges lying around. Jordan: Those are clementines. ROFL
@fairfight98573 жыл бұрын
I’ve never seen Jordan smiling like that 5:25-5:28
@bugeye87492 жыл бұрын
So cute
@fairfight98572 жыл бұрын
@@bugeye8749 ikr 😂
@Theeosees3 жыл бұрын
"What else could you do? Those bitches had to die," Conan is such a hilarious guy, I'm so glad that he has both an upbeat attitude but a kinda dark sense of humor and was still able to get mainstream success. Allowing your mind to go anywhere makes yourself and others laugh, Conan foeva
@Anna_Anna925 ай бұрын
I'm on a Conan and Jordan binge again and I forgot he said that. It was so hilarious it "killed" me 😂
@joshrabatin2 жыл бұрын
"Just because it appeals to children doesn't exclude Me from enjoying it" lmfao I love it!
@brundash80133 жыл бұрын
and many years later, Conan still asks Jordan what he does on the show.
@ferntella2 жыл бұрын
The two of them dancing together is true magic.
@daujones64483 жыл бұрын
That moment at 7:12 was so wholesome for me, Conan reaches out with his hands to Jordan and goes on dancing
@jamespuffer28894 жыл бұрын
As much as people like to shit on Jordan, he’s been with Conan for decades, and not for no reason. I remember the (very) early days he’d come out to do bits, I love that he’s been allowed to grow his “character” for all these years too. Anyone who sticks with Conan (and Vice versa) for the better part of 30 years is okay in my book.
@AleksandarIvanov694 жыл бұрын
12 years later, Jordan is the best thing that has ever happened to that show!
@joshbranson124574 жыл бұрын
Jordan's command of the language is really impressive.
@bfkc1114 жыл бұрын
Which one? His "language" is quite normal, what he's doing is "thinking" in a different way, reacting in a certain kind of logic.
@leo-vr4yr3 жыл бұрын
He prepares his vocabulary in various ways
@ZeranZeran3 жыл бұрын
Jordan gives off a vibe of someone who knows exactly what they're doing, and simultaneously, has no idea what they're doing, or how they got there, but they just own it, and people love him for it.
@Silenced_by_nazi_youtube2 жыл бұрын
My cousin is exactly like Jordan....only difference is hr has absolutely no idea what he is doing.
@LRio272 жыл бұрын
I think at 8:33 this is why Conan has truly cared for Jordan. Though their dynamic is definitely unique, he has always stressed how he enjoys the company of real people and not the falsities his industry tends to create. While it's a meme to mock Jordan's "what does he do", he wouldn't be on the team if he didn't contribute at least whatever tasks he has to do for the day-to-day operations.
@ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind4 жыл бұрын
*AND THUS THE LEGEND OF SCHLANSKY THE UNMOVABLE WAS BORN*
@shawnphillips16122 жыл бұрын
I love that Jordan bought into all of Conan's shenanigans! The fact that he can keep a straight face during most of their filmed interactions is beyond impressive! The best thing to come out of the writers strike.
@Yimello3 жыл бұрын
To just think he hadn't even begun to experiment with oats and whey by this point....
@bhambabean11924 жыл бұрын
5:14 when Jordan starts laughing as Conan opens the can
@tuna52872 жыл бұрын
Jordan is like the video game side characters where they talk to you for a moment then just goes back to their own internal world
@definitelynosebreather2 жыл бұрын
Jordan is a NPC haha
@VisualxxKhaos3 жыл бұрын
The real "A Star is Born"
@lathspell873 жыл бұрын
Conan truly laughing uncontrollably. So great.
@AM-2573 жыл бұрын
Feels weird when he first mentioned Jordan there was no applause break
@ayishas43854 жыл бұрын
He's gotten even better since then keeping a straight face. Funny to see him break into a grin multiple times!
@A-FELIX4 жыл бұрын
I've been looking for this clip for years. The account that had this deleted it a while back, which sucked...Thanks for putting it up. :)
@A-FELIX4 жыл бұрын
thank you, bob saget's ball sack...
@A-FELIX4 жыл бұрын
@Bob Saget's Ball Sack yessir
@A-FELIX4 жыл бұрын
@Bob Saget's Ball Sack i have. It's in two parts. All of his early satellites with Jordan are great. Look for the one where they look at houses. That's funny too.
@A-FELIX4 жыл бұрын
@Bob Saget's Ball Sack :)
@Ozimandius4 жыл бұрын
I've missed so many of these episodes. Wow.
@johnthehuman27404 жыл бұрын
I would probably enjoy Jordan's company very much. He's extremely well educated and he puts an artistic touch on everything he does.
@EmanDeMoan4 жыл бұрын
Honestly me too, which might mean that I'm also insufferable 😂
@giannipuface94414 жыл бұрын
Little did conan know that the writers strike wasn't going to be the strangest shows.
@Sky_edit1233 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Fallon: Invites big celebraties and fakes laugh Jimmy Kimmel: Inviting big celebraties and mildly fakeness Conan O'Brian: Makes his staff crew his celebraties and makes us all laugh hard
@shashanktangwan61043 жыл бұрын
True
@bohemianbum60823 жыл бұрын
Very true
@romationdruru24063 жыл бұрын
True
@californiansniper21333 жыл бұрын
Truthfully
@freakxop88583 жыл бұрын
5 4 3 2 1 Likes 👆
@alphasierra.3 жыл бұрын
The man, the myth, the legend - Jordan Schlansky! As much joy to watch it now as it was all those years ago!
@HarmonicExxtasy3 жыл бұрын
That little clap Conan is doing while he’s dancing is absolutely SENDING me ! I’m literally hollering😭
@Dr_OzoneTV3 ай бұрын
Oh yeah, where is it sending you?
@ruthbentley20902 ай бұрын
Jordan dancing! YUMMM! I’m hooked; come to Australia 🎶💕🎶😈
@old.leming4 жыл бұрын
So, if there had been no strike, we would never have met Jordan... The Universe took pity 🤗
@jimothyjimbo8900 Жыл бұрын
That “I’ve never hated the writers strike more” line is what gave us the Jordan we all know and love today, and stripped him of his soul. #LongLiveSoullessJordan
@definitelynosebreather2 жыл бұрын
“What kind of food?” “Various kinds.”
@adamdesanti671329 күн бұрын
The very first "various".
@ScoutJeanLouise4 жыл бұрын
Ah back when Jordan tried to hold his laugh.
@rm38694 жыл бұрын
ScoutJeanLouise he knows how to control his laugh now
@BudduredToast4 жыл бұрын
6:38 haha, even Jordan found that funny.
@vulfpack72964 жыл бұрын
BudduredToast imagine that joke being told now 😂
@youtert4 жыл бұрын
It's funny because it's true.
@Vool2go4 жыл бұрын
classic CONAN
@giannipuface94414 жыл бұрын
I have a feeling he completely broke when conan said those bitches had to die
@thomasfontaine30024 жыл бұрын
I was literally crying laughing while Conan was laughing at the end.
@xgbox2 жыл бұрын
Conan: It's got a cartoon bumblebee on the cover, how can you take this seriously as a food source? Jordan: Just because it appeals to children doesn't exclude me from enjoying it Jordan is a real one
@aliavalentine8644 жыл бұрын
The song the band plays at the end is limelight by Rush. A great touch
@polishrocker934 жыл бұрын
Yeah Conan mentioned it “I love how they are playing limelight. Isn’t that one of your Rush songs?”
@zelqam73053 жыл бұрын
phosphorescent wave, are you Jordan Schlansky??
@davida72293 жыл бұрын
Thanks! I've been trying to make out the lyrics to find the song all these years lol
@katnon2 жыл бұрын
“So where are you gonna work tomorrow” Conan asked, without even missing a beat
@gilpinsteven4 жыл бұрын
Who would give this a thumbs down, I'm wondering? This is pure comedy GOLD.
@cleverusername93694 жыл бұрын
Jordan Schlansky
@brandonlee92383 жыл бұрын
“You’re not like other people” lmao no shit.. such chemistry omg lol
@timothyaylesworth87524 жыл бұрын
You can tell how much Jordan loves Conan, even then
@seltzer1082 жыл бұрын
5:26 You can see Jordan's most genuine smile ever.
@Shtriga_343 жыл бұрын
U can really see how he has perfected his character now, compared to this.
@adityagosavi5552 жыл бұрын
9:30 conans laughter is soo contagious
@jamesal10013 жыл бұрын
i would hire jordan as my lawyer in the future just so he could lecture the court room and waste time for the judge to dismiss my case knowing he wouldn’t get anywhere further with more questions.
@mo_reefy3 жыл бұрын
This is the most wholesome video on the internet
@BlunderDownUnder2 жыл бұрын
Best origin story ever!
@kpd33084 ай бұрын
Isn't it great how Conan has given us all so much hilarity, and at the same time provided his staff with the opportunity to earn an excellent living?
@Eskolol2 жыл бұрын
Jordan knew what was coming when Conan opened the sweets stash :D. A rare human moment for Jordan.
@Onitsuka014 жыл бұрын
It amazes me more that they doing this kind of conversation decades ago. It feels like that this was just shot yesterday
@pavlostsangarides75006 ай бұрын
I just love those two they make me so happy 😀
@FacheChanteDeux3 жыл бұрын
Jordan is a real life Seinfeld character.
@clouds68dc3 жыл бұрын
9:21 the epic delivery of Jordan begrudgingly calling Conan a leader
@GQ2593 Жыл бұрын
Flawless irony by the great Jordan
@Mr_Valentin.4 жыл бұрын
💕😍❤️Conan and Jordan dancing is the cutest thing ever ❤️😍💕
@alepine19863 жыл бұрын
Kudos to the band for playing Limelight as Jordan walked out.
@Sclumsy Жыл бұрын
Honestly it’ll never get old hearing the band play Rush as Jordan gets in front of the audience
@theofrustus31703 жыл бұрын
It would be my honour if I ever found a frnd like jordan in life. It would change my life fundamentally.
@carriondeath214 жыл бұрын
oh man, i remember many years ago at a GNC store here had Cyto Gainer. i couldn't help myself say out loud "CYTO-GAINER" in Conan's nerdy voice
@collegerebel2 жыл бұрын
Did people stare?😂
@terri68544 ай бұрын
Conan likes to say Jordan is all real, but it's pretty obvious that this character has been prepared in various ways.
@pdallmeier2 жыл бұрын
The hidden away pops tarts after all the healthy food talk, classic! 😂
@gamepilation75694 жыл бұрын
Jordan is the One of Best Characters.
@zanerobison29564 жыл бұрын
I like how at the end he clapped on beat to the music
@AlexDeLarge12 жыл бұрын
He smiles so much in this one, it's great
@shawnravenscroft53503 жыл бұрын
Watching Jordan and Conan dance together was magical! Sweet and serendipitous!
@bansheeofinisheerin Жыл бұрын
And very, very sexual. I had an emission while watching. Truly glorious.
@vinylguy64534 жыл бұрын
Thank you for uploading this!! I’ve been looking for it for a while now
@m_gwb3 жыл бұрын
what i learned from this is that everyone in Conan's staff has the potential to be a serial killer
@mikezervoulakos54753 жыл бұрын
Best segment of the show ever.. conan and jordan.. i hope you could upload more of this more often.. very funny
@hchoe7413 жыл бұрын
The band playing limelight during his walk in was a nice touch 👌
@moaningpheromones2 жыл бұрын
one like from pity like pixie
@bassbeardiful Жыл бұрын
I honestly really enjoyed jordan and conan dancing in the hallway. that was really sweet
@unexpected23244 жыл бұрын
i wish i had a friend that i cant stop laughing when i see Jordan is a living legend
@gigid96062 жыл бұрын
The expression on Jordan's face is much like the face I make with bosses who are nuts. I just humor them and keep my opinions to myself. ..lol.
@user-ld7uw1ir7l Жыл бұрын
"🎶🎵Writing hum da frightened page on comes the great new deal 🎵🎶" This has got to be some of my favorite lyrics of all time. The way it romantically touches my body in various ways makes me feel revitalized as well as it brings back numerous spiritual memories of my many ventures to Italy. I too am a fan of Rush! The other guy's pretty funny tho I must admit. Conan's okay too I guess 😁
@mamabear3887 Жыл бұрын
I love these two boys! 😍🤣🤣🤣
@Bebe-rn2fh2 жыл бұрын
4:48 The sass in Jordan’s voice god I love him 😂
@polishrocker934 жыл бұрын
If someone told me before I have seen this video, that Conan said “you make me so happy” to Jordan, I would have first assumed Conan was talking to Jordan’s corpse 😆
@alext8244 Жыл бұрын
Conan this year was amazing I remember staying up late in HS to watch
@kuljeetkumar63493 жыл бұрын
Jordan shlanscy.. He was an associate producer in 2008 an now it is 2021 and he is still an associate producer.
@disappearintothesea Жыл бұрын
The beginning of a beautiful friendship
@cyrushomes75127 ай бұрын
That was the beginning of Odysseus level quest we all happily tagged along.
@scsi_joe4 жыл бұрын
3:35 Lol, this sounds like a mangled Rush song combined with Irish poetry, or the Irish Rovers or something Conan is hilarious
@CHARLIE-MF-BROWN3 жыл бұрын
It sounded like a foreign version of "Oasis" by Wonderwall. 🤣🤣🤣