Conan's Dinner With Jordan Part 1 | Late Night with Conan O’Brien

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(Original air date: 05/09/08) Jordan Schlansky takes Conan to his favorite Italian restaurant on the Upper East Side. Watch the definitive collection of field pieces from "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" and CONAN @ conan25.teamcoco.com.
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@snookums2 4 жыл бұрын

"I surround myself with things of beauty." And his office looks like a tornado hit a trailer park.

@Jmagee2113 4 жыл бұрын

Like Louisiana in August 2005

@ossapinhosfazemhumah 4 жыл бұрын

lol ur right. but thats probably because he doesnt spend any time there anyway. with getting late and doing fuckall all day

@dinbach488 4 жыл бұрын

His office looks like if a tornado hit an italian restaurant

@ravenmills-prouduscitizenm9609 4 жыл бұрын

He’s such a douche

@brothertn708 4 жыл бұрын

snookums2 😹😹😹

@DendyJungle 5 жыл бұрын

You can tell this is an old clip because people weren't cheering like crazy when Conan first mentioned his name

@kevorka3281 5 жыл бұрын

And Conan is making rape jokes which would not fly on TV today! Lol

@tarekjarrah5695 5 жыл бұрын

Just have a look at Jordan's hair and you will know it is old

@sarahterhune1926 5 жыл бұрын

also the first thing Conan mentions is the writers strike which lasted from 2007-2008, that was the other clue.

@syedinsaf7481 5 жыл бұрын

(Original air date: 05/09/08)

@racecrashrepeat 5 жыл бұрын

Jordan looks young and at the start Conans suit. Is so baggy compared to todays designs.

@hack2o964 3 жыл бұрын

Jordan is literally a real life Squidward

@Kinobambino 3 жыл бұрын

Omg!!!

@bobdole7451 3 жыл бұрын

Nah, squidward was bitter and cynical from a lifetime of failure and disappointment. Jordan is just an emotionless sociopath.

@themysteriouscatperson9483 2 жыл бұрын

Closer to Spock I would say

@otherssingpuree1779 2 жыл бұрын

@Heromotocorp I agree.

@berryajs12 2 жыл бұрын

@@bobdole7451 lol 😂🤣

@aarondavis4693 2 жыл бұрын

Conan is genuinely drunk in this clip and is still hysterical.

@WaldoBagelTopper Жыл бұрын

lmao I thought so- he definitely looks hammered lmao

@Peter_1986 Жыл бұрын

At 7:27 both Conan and Jordan seem to be drunk for real; that is exactly how a lot of people behave when they are genuinely drunk and still are able to control their behaviour.

@DaneOrschlovsky Жыл бұрын

@@Peter_1986Schlansky is sloshed 😂

@yiyoto Жыл бұрын

No way, you open my eyes lmao never realize that…good one !!!

@Annabellethedoll666 Жыл бұрын

@@yiyoto me neither 😂

@miriam3848 5 жыл бұрын

One of those days Jordan will snap and dismember Conan with an espresso machine

@yellowblanka6058 5 жыл бұрын

He'd need emotions to snap. I believe his emotion chip is still being developed.

@louisg99 5 жыл бұрын

miriam I’m very ok with that just to see how a blunt weapon like a high end expresso machine could dismember a man let alone CONAN the late night host!!

@PortaPunch 5 жыл бұрын

Probably when Conan calls it an expresso machine.

@elfeisojeis611 5 жыл бұрын

...or strangle him with a string of spaghetti 🍝 drenched in pommodoro sauce...miriam

@onebeforetwo 5 жыл бұрын

...and he will do so while reciting in Italian, word for word and by memory, the entire owner’s manual of said expresso machine. ☕️

@uli3769 5 жыл бұрын

Jordan’s haircut makes him look like an early 2000s rock kid.

@boosh90 5 жыл бұрын

he's a trendy boi

@uli3769 5 жыл бұрын

Connor Hutcheon 🤣

@Texas214 5 жыл бұрын

@heyryanisonx3141 5 жыл бұрын

I was getting the vibe, but i couldnt place my finger on it, now im thinking pete wentz or Adam Lambert in 2007-2009 😂😂😂

@veepmeeppeep8517 4 жыл бұрын

Especially his sideburns

@EliasWolf77 3 жыл бұрын

When you arrange a dinner with your boss that leads to him shitting on your personality for about 13 years

@seanswift1072 2 жыл бұрын

I'd like to think Jordan was okay with it.

@turnerburner922 2 жыл бұрын

Jordan might be asbergers unless this is all just an act.

@hermannthefisherman2960 2 жыл бұрын

@@turnerburner922 Ass burgers

@uzairahmed4197 2 жыл бұрын

@@hermannthefisherman2960 community reference i see you

@ultraboombean Жыл бұрын

@@turnerburner922 it is prolly an exaggeration of stuff he actually does.

@my95buick 3 жыл бұрын

I like the irony of Jordan enjoying life while simultaneously not enjoying life

@zf5656 Жыл бұрын

He’s a deeply emotional man

@bryanpeed5334 Жыл бұрын

😂

@ThumbsHunter Жыл бұрын

@@zf5656 Hes a man of several emotions.

@Lilypad1803 Жыл бұрын

@@zf5656 He can be moved to tears by warm sunlight on his face.

@sharonsolana 6 ай бұрын

lol

@darth.tarnation1532 4 жыл бұрын

Imagine walking into a restaurant and seeing a man with no public decency and a talkative alien disguised as a human

@ekisauruslux6795 4 жыл бұрын

your comment is stupid on so many levels

@Spoderfok 4 жыл бұрын

your comment is neutral on so many levels

@princettd9474 4 жыл бұрын

Your comment is negative on so many levels

@johanneslachman6867 4 жыл бұрын

your comment is positive on so many levels

@jinvermillion6314 4 жыл бұрын

A talkative alien that is also obsessed with anything Italian

@thexbigxgreen 4 жыл бұрын

5:14 "We had the pleasure of being taken down to the wine cellar..." "- And raped!" Even the cameraperson is shaking uncontrollably with laughter lmao

@amenodorime5439 4 жыл бұрын

loooool xd

@amaljudejoseph5066 4 жыл бұрын

Good catch

@vin5073 4 жыл бұрын

amal alharbi there’s no joke it’s just funny cause he was taken down to the wine cellar alone

@DJGeorgeDisco 4 жыл бұрын

You call that funny? Conan is an idiot.

@pyrof1lth 4 жыл бұрын

DJGT yea, I found it pretty hilarious

@rory4605 6 ай бұрын

Jordan was very much in his Patrick Bateman stage at this point. In the later remotes he's still pretty much the same, but allows himself to smile and break every so often. I love how it's evolved.

@grammardynamite9764 3 жыл бұрын

"You can look me in the eye if you want to." "I understand."

@brl0522 Ай бұрын

I think he can’t bc he’ll break character lol

@gicking3898 5 жыл бұрын

Jordan's philosophy: Never say in one sentence what you can say over a 10 minute period.

@jamesstringerphoto 5 жыл бұрын

He would be a great youtuber

@DreamsOfLegend 5 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@stoneseabolt 5 жыл бұрын

That's how I passed a public speaking class. I could have said everything I wanted to in about 20 seconds, but we had to make it 15 minutes long. I channeled my Schlansky. I'd mention literally anything, then go off on a 4 minute tangent explaining that thing. Great speech in the end; Jordan would have been proud.

@sgtkillgore 4 жыл бұрын

@@jamesstringerphoto a rich one

@1516Spinola6040 2 жыл бұрын

You sir! XD

@Mario_1611 4 жыл бұрын

Funny how one of the funniest remotes was during a *writers strike.*

@osacheetah7037 4 жыл бұрын

The writer's strike shows were the best.Conan being funny without doing dumb unfunny skitches. Writers in these shows are machines to deliver 1 hour of not well-thought bits. That's why the only bits living to this day is conan remotes or great interviews, while there is almost no writer's skitches.Sadly, It's all about producing nothing about the product.

@harmonizewithme 4 жыл бұрын

To write a Conan show is to just transcribe what he's already doing. Genius!

@marcosdiaz8659 4 жыл бұрын

@@osacheetah7037 like you know what comedy is supposed to be like.. pretentious comment

@osacheetah7037 4 жыл бұрын

@@marcosdiaz8659 My comment is a bit cunty, but you get the point, doing a daily show for years with the same writing staff, in a job that needs creativity is hard to deliver. It is just funny stuff that won't be remembered. Comedy is made for the public viewers, you don't have to be an Expert to make a good judgement.

@JJ-ox7uf 4 жыл бұрын

@@osacheetah7037 Plus late night TV is just restricted by its traditional format. But networks will never let it go because people are too tied to tradition. Conan really shined during the strike because not only is he one of the most off-the-cuff funniest hosts, but he's also an incredibly talented and intelligent comedy writer.

@riccardoBER 3 жыл бұрын

4:55 I've actually been to "La ciau del tornavento" in Le Langhe, Italy, and the food was amazing. A part from being raped, I really had a great time there.

@LL-bd6mo 3 жыл бұрын

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER HEARD

@JG-kb6dp 3 жыл бұрын

This would be cancelled now

@lewisticknor 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks bro...laughed out loud...

@dr.doppeldecker3832 2 жыл бұрын

hOw DArE yOU tO JoKE aBOut raPE?!?!?

@albovell 2 жыл бұрын

Hahahahah brilliant 🤣🤣

@Nailih4 2 жыл бұрын

they're like two brothers that can't stand each other🤣

@scuffediceposeidon9178 2 жыл бұрын

Or like my 6 year older sister and me. But we don't even talk at x-mas

@saulalvarado1667 5 жыл бұрын

Love how the waiter was hesitant to grab the bottle after Conan licked it. Like "what the hell dude?"

@xn0gaming 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, occasionally Conan goes a bit over the top with his pervert weirdo routine.

@marisad9856 4 жыл бұрын

I noticed that too. Lol.

@marisad9856 4 жыл бұрын

@@xn0gaming he doesn't care ar all. Lol. He is fully aware of what he's doing.

@ronblack2700 4 жыл бұрын

I have a hard time touching grocery bags after the cashier licks their fingers to open them. If I see the cashier licking their fingers I immediately say no thanks I will bag my own groceries. That is just plain nasty and what Conan did was just plain tacky.

@watchreport 4 жыл бұрын

Ron Black lol! That was the point! It was supposed to be ridiculous and tacky.

@NateandNoahTryLife 5 жыл бұрын

Jordan is the perfect foil to Conan. These segments are always my favorite!

@ImroseAlam 5 жыл бұрын

yeah man my fav. too , they both together seems like a disaster episode but it is so funny to watch

@behabtwa 5 жыл бұрын

its awful really. even of this was a character i couldnt stand him.

@525Lines 5 жыл бұрын

He's obviously playing straight man to Conan.

@sidhantwankhade953 5 жыл бұрын

Isteola cu Mero tapaisu

@AbdulAhad-bu1qk 5 жыл бұрын

Yess and i always hope to see jordan break character 😂

@vanesa2812 7 ай бұрын

I like how the waiter stopped smiling after Conan licked the bottle 😂

@xiRePeNTx 6 ай бұрын

😂😂

@torstenface-smasher931 Жыл бұрын

Jordan and Conan genuinely represent the two kinds of american tourists in europe

@minetruly 4 жыл бұрын

If Conan O'Brien is ever murdered, we know exactly who did it.

@HuxleySixx 4 жыл бұрын

minetruly who?!!!

@boop1891 4 жыл бұрын

Dirtface Zay Obviously Sona

@zsombornagy3935 4 жыл бұрын

*And why

@ub-4630 4 жыл бұрын

@@zsombornagy3935 and how

@nigeljoseph1722 4 жыл бұрын

@@ub-4630 and when

@blueg8731 5 жыл бұрын

7:59 Jordan: "I'm in heaven right now." Conan: "Yes. I wish you were."

@mattjamison484 3 жыл бұрын

Best bit.

@ShadowKingpin 3 жыл бұрын

I burst out laughing when I heard that. XD

@Effectua 3 жыл бұрын

I adore, more than anything, how far Conan will go for a bit. To act like a complete drunken slob for the sheer purpose of trolling Jordan is one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen

@isaac-vb1ng 8 ай бұрын

I get what you’re saying but he wasn’t acting for the drunk part 😂

@vipwanrinkle6439 5 ай бұрын

@@isaac-vb1ngdefinitely lmaoo you can tell he was buzzed when they were talking about the tomatoes in the kitchen

@andremarc1275 Жыл бұрын

7:37 so funny the world stops just to see him do his thing LOLLLLL

@beaudowns51 4 жыл бұрын

“Would you like me to call the police?” Kills me every time lol

@ember-brandt 4 жыл бұрын

That's where I lost it the most too, lol

@anonym58063 3 жыл бұрын

The sincerity of that statement lol

@htinlinnhtoothan 5 жыл бұрын

Jordan: I am in heaven right now. Conan: I wish you were. Lmao 😂

@ayej26 5 жыл бұрын

Their relationship reminds me of a friendlier Michael and Toby from The Office 😂

@raisedbynoodles Жыл бұрын

Hearing this was filmed during a writes' strike back then and watching it while a writers' strike is happening right now means nothing has really changed.

@mclovinlife4018 9 ай бұрын

I feel like they have a writers strike every ten years.

@gzalensk 2 жыл бұрын

As the bit goes on, Conan is just increasingly drunk, and I love it. In his element shitting on Jordan. Golden.

@akshayvinoo2332 5 жыл бұрын

At 5:17 the cameraman couldn’t resist laughing lmao, the whole camera shakes.

@cloudwatcher608 5 жыл бұрын

Akshay Vinoo I didn’t notice that, I think I was laughing too much too

@uncle1886 5 жыл бұрын

I had to go back and watch that again lol. Good eyes. I too was laughing to hard to pay notice to it 😂😂

@Selegnasol2 5 жыл бұрын

I laughed so much at that part that I didn't notice the camera shaking as well!

@austinlawler3739 5 жыл бұрын

Good catch!

@SF-li9kh 5 жыл бұрын

All hypocrites including Conan. Rape is not a joke. Imagine if Conan was talking to a female staff and gave out the same joke? Oh, he's all for equality! Yeah right. Such a hypocrite

@NickCorso 5 жыл бұрын

Never stop with the Jordan Schlansky clips. They are the best!

@blueg8731 5 жыл бұрын

Yes, the very best.

@freakxop8858 5 жыл бұрын

not enough 😪

@richardwalley2862 4 жыл бұрын

This guy is the star of the show if he is really like this he should have his own show

@alexadicocco 3 жыл бұрын

I genuinely like Jordan. As someone who is Italian and is constantly surrounded by the culture, it’s good to know that there are some people that truly indulge and dive into the fine details of the Italian culture. From the music to the food. It truly is beautiful

@rectaldestructionisnotlove6596 Жыл бұрын

What food? It is wet bread and tomatoes for every dish. You just took your best dish and eat it everyday. Make a variety of dishes. Some meat dishes. Some other vegetable dishes besides tomatoes. No wet bread(pasta) and tomatoes for every dish.

@stefthorman8548 Жыл бұрын

@@rectaldestructionisnotlove6596 did you call noodles "wet bread?" that automatedly makes you an edge lord loser. and no, they don't eat pasta for every dish.

@Tri_Nguyen_ Жыл бұрын

@@rectaldestructionisnotlove6596 damn bro chill

@NonConsensual Жыл бұрын

@@rectaldestructionisnotlove6596 it’s a little more than “wet bread” and tomatoes that makes the foundation of Italian cuisine, but that’s why they’re so renowned for their it. A few simple ingredients making a beautiful and tasty meal.

@Ryan-bj2vl Жыл бұрын

You the type of person to whine about whole eggs/bacon instead of guanciale in a carbonara huh

@Sean-dy6bz Жыл бұрын

Love how you can see the Cameraman start laughing 5:17

@Robotomy101 Жыл бұрын

holy shit i never noticed lmao

@hahaoml2812 8 ай бұрын

@@Robotomy101 prolly because we were all simultaneously laughing

@gretashapiro4118 5 жыл бұрын

At 5:15 toy can tell the cameraman was laughing. Couldn't hold still😂

@woahhoaw5906 4 жыл бұрын

Terry loved cali lmaooo

@maurob8586 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah haha lol

@foreverwhisper 4 жыл бұрын

And what’s more awesome is that Jordan didn’t laugh.

@josefincastelar1081 4 жыл бұрын

Greta Shapiro I noticed the same

@jamiebichelman6526 5 жыл бұрын

We were so young and naive. We had no idea what Conan/Jordan adventures awaited us in the years to come.

@zombieunicorn1 3 жыл бұрын

Jordan had the most 2008 haircut I can imagine.

@margaretpeabody243 2 жыл бұрын

Conan is so good at improvising when he branches out into the community. Like his bit with the wine bottle., Just when you think he's done, he tips the bottle upside down trying to balance it.

@god-son-love 5 жыл бұрын

Guess who's the one graduate from Harvard ?

@randomuser5237 5 жыл бұрын

Mark Zuckerberg is also from Harvard, what's your point? Most of the Ivys are full of self-entitled douchebags. Class is something different and is not taught at any school, it comes from within. No matter how goofy Conan acts his innate class always shines through. Jordan (or more accurately, his act) is representative of those who tries to fake it and makes a mess.

@joesr31 5 жыл бұрын

Random User Lol you seem to guess wrong. Conan is the one from harvard

@themanwithnoname7746 5 жыл бұрын

@@randomuser5237 Conan graduated Harvard in history

@tahataimur1859 4 жыл бұрын

@@randomuser5237 you just got annihilated buddy

@BloodTrinity 4 жыл бұрын

@@randomuser5237 big oof

@gowthamsiddarth20 5 жыл бұрын

The three magic words for a happy life: *Jordan, Conan* and *remote*

@rajanlad 5 жыл бұрын

And Italy

@wolverineiscool7161 5 жыл бұрын

that is so true...the jordan and conan bits have given me countless hours of joy and escapism

@Happymind-happyworld. 4 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget food

@ljr9735 2 жыл бұрын

Jordan is the most consistent individual i've seen,. I didn't even realize the bull whip went back all this way

@dheerajsinghnagdali Жыл бұрын

"You've got to shut the fuck up," was hilarious!!!

@thetrafficshop 5 жыл бұрын

"Do you still play with a bullwhip?"...………….."Sometimes"

@dn-bayou 5 жыл бұрын

5:19 you can see the camera shaking meaning the cameraman was silently dying with laughter over that joke hahahaha

@ahyaahya2447 5 жыл бұрын

Ikr dude..hahaha

@scrapefrenzy 5 жыл бұрын

Never noticed that, now its funnier!! 🤣🤣👍👍👍

@davm97 5 жыл бұрын

Also a rape joke

@guitarmatricide4834 4 жыл бұрын

Davm97 And your point is?

@davm97 4 жыл бұрын

@@guitarmatricide4834 that now a days you cant do that

@PilotExplorer 3 жыл бұрын

5:18 that look in Jordan’s eyes shows him reliving that moment

@nielmarjosh6969 2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: An associate producer helps writing the humor and the scenario of each segments. Basically, Schlansky is a hidden comedian himself.

@endlessnoodle3056 10 ай бұрын

False. Jordan's job is to perform various task and duties

@mrno_name9518 9 ай бұрын

Actually not true. A producer is in control of production, him being an associate he’s actually the liaison to the head producer

@jspres86 9 ай бұрын

There have been comedians like Mike Birbiglia who have said they actually worked for Jordan in the past.

@TheYeti_97 5 жыл бұрын

If Conan is no where to be found we will all know the answer...

@SpiderKnight 5 жыл бұрын

Andy

@Suisei_70i 5 жыл бұрын

@@SpiderKnight True, everything will point to Jordan but the true culprit will be Andy.

@konalily 5 жыл бұрын

Suj.97 yep down the wine cellar ...

@asifulahsan 5 жыл бұрын

*YES WE WANT MORE JORDAN VIDEOS* 😜

@YouAreYou. 5 жыл бұрын

Ahsan Wasif Hello

@YouAreYou. 5 жыл бұрын

@asifulahsan 5 жыл бұрын

@@YouAreYou. what does that supposed to mean

@behabtwa 5 жыл бұрын

Ahsan Wasif please go away.

@asifulahsan 5 жыл бұрын

@@behabtwa No U

@vamoncho 2 күн бұрын

15 years later and I still want to see more of Jordan Shlansky

@thenorthremembers4221 3 жыл бұрын

Jordan’s ability to keep a straight face is so amazing!😂

@maxmurray8950 Жыл бұрын

The most incredible part is that’s how he just is

@LeoDTPR 4 жыл бұрын

5:16 When Conan said "and raped" even the cameraman was laughing and couldn't hold the camera still.

@studiorestard 3 жыл бұрын

Not true.

@seamslatasha3598 3 жыл бұрын

So true 😂

@4600norm 3 жыл бұрын

Nothing funnier.

@Crabinton 2 жыл бұрын

@@studiorestard yes it is the camera was moving alot

@noneless100 5 жыл бұрын

So this is jordan origin how he become super villain

@Tcrror 5 жыл бұрын

Damn, that was almost English.

@LanzoYT 5 жыл бұрын

I think hes not english, so hes not good at american.

@MaciejBogdanStepien 5 жыл бұрын

More like a serial killer.

@stevethea5250 5 жыл бұрын

JORDAN IS SYLAR

@stevethea5250 5 жыл бұрын

@@MaciejBogdanStepien more like serial ITALIAN

@mdasifrezwanshishir742 Ай бұрын

cameraman laughed so hard at that wine cellar/rape joke, 5:20 so much shaking

@goodbot8526 Ай бұрын

One of the greatest Jordan clips of all time.

@superdawge808 5 жыл бұрын

jordan looks about 25% more italian than he did last I saw him

@connorphilipp 5 жыл бұрын

It's the tan I think

@Satanthony 5 жыл бұрын

It's the hair dye and more hair.... I can't confirm if it's his hair or a hair system. Pretty sure he had the beginnings of a bald spot in earlier years. Either way, his current hair looks good. Minus the curled side burns that were obviously styled in an attempt to not look styled. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/kJqdndFo1duXpo0.html

@judeedelman486 5 жыл бұрын

Salpsan you know this is old right

@TheSuperanimedrawer 5 жыл бұрын

@@Satanthony this is an old clip lol

@TheSuperanimedrawer 5 жыл бұрын

@@Satanthony this was 2008

@AAlrayes13 4 жыл бұрын

You know the video is pretty old when conan has to introduce jordan to us

@billy9497able 2 жыл бұрын

I remember during the writers strike Conan would see how long he could spin his wedding ring. It was hilarious and is amazing he could make something that simple so funny.

@sdrake74 3 жыл бұрын

i seriously cant tell if this guy is the best actor ever or he is being himself

@kpd3308 3 ай бұрын

I think he's being himself with a little embellishment

@bigjilms 7 сағат бұрын

conan has said this is really how he is but i think he plays it up a little to match conan's comedy

@radicalxg8282 5 жыл бұрын

Make Conan meet Gordon Ramsey and tag Jordan along

@Azer1125 5 жыл бұрын

Ahahahahaha that's gonna be a shitshow!

@weregretohio7728 5 жыл бұрын

Oh god yes.

@dclxvi_89 5 жыл бұрын

Please yes

@ahyaahya2447 5 жыл бұрын

@@Azer1125 how come??

@zoom123ful 5 жыл бұрын

Yes please that would be epic lol

@aisha587 5 жыл бұрын

Whenever Conan and Jordan are together it's always comedy gold 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@JPMJPM 5 жыл бұрын

Especially in the early days!

@ahyaahya2447 5 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@aisha587 5 жыл бұрын

@@JPMJPM agree

@aidanmcguinness6237 5 жыл бұрын

Jordan loves conan's company😂😂👏👏😂😂

@HDitzzDH Жыл бұрын

I could tell how old this was, not from how young the show or Conan looked but instead how young Jordan looked in the first pic. Conan doesn’t age.

@sdbeagle10 Жыл бұрын

I like how Jordan has a straight face the whole time.

@michaelkennedy8303 4 жыл бұрын

Jordan: "I am in heaven right now." Conan: "Yes. I wish you were." Not only do i laugh daily about it, I am so desperately waiting for someone to set me up to use that joke.

@anthonypuccini4669 3 жыл бұрын

You are in heaven right now? Wow, when he drank too much, he wasn't sure that he was in heaven. already.

@anthonypuccini4669 3 жыл бұрын

Conan, get him an espresso coffee and a biscotti cookies right away before he passes away!

@helenbreen6643 3 жыл бұрын

I wanna make it my life’s mission to set up up for that joke lol

@1516Spinola6040 2 жыл бұрын

Biscoto

@Waterspons 2 жыл бұрын

Have you had the change yet?

@Szaam 4 жыл бұрын

"I'm in heaven right now." "I wish you were."

@Gravydog316 4 жыл бұрын

lollll

@jeenamariamascarenhas7118 27 күн бұрын

Watching this a decade too late perhaps… laughing uncontrollably on a Sunday🤣

@izerelynda 2 жыл бұрын

I just recently started watching Conan and only discovered Jordan two days ago. I had been living under a rock all this time! Unbelievable!!! Just love love love Jordan ❤❤❤

@magicalvibes7114 2 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the club ☺️

@jarupongch 5 жыл бұрын

If Conan got murdered with whip scars on his back, you know who did it.

@brothertn708 4 жыл бұрын

Jet C 😹😹😹

@shaunandshawn2191 5 жыл бұрын

It like watching Squidward with SpongeBob

@ReganInfamous 4 жыл бұрын

Haha you nailed it

@terrortoby47 4 жыл бұрын

Haha!! Yes it’s like in real life!😂

@danarnett9660 2 жыл бұрын

@5:16-5:28…a comedic four-bagger!..the pause..the shock…the contrasting facial expressions…perfection! Lmfao!!

@saphirus1able 3 жыл бұрын

Jordan's flat affect, lack of understanding social cues, paired with his diverse range of interests and expertise makes me think he has to be somewhere on the spectrum. He is adorable. He is a perfect side kick for Conan. In fact, Ricky Gervais is to Karl Pilkington as Conan is to Jordan!

@juliannamaggrah8134 3 жыл бұрын

Jordan also doesn't seem to make much eye contact

@m12-94 3 жыл бұрын

Intelligence: off the charts. Social awareness: not really even on the charts....

@tylarjackson7928 2 жыл бұрын

That's what I've always thought. I assume he's on the mild side, likely near Asperger's, and I take slight offense to the fact this is poked fun at. But also, Conan ragging on Jordan is one of my favorite things in life, so I'll give it a pass.

@hermannthefisherman2960 2 жыл бұрын

@@tylarjackson7928 He's just playing a character, during the episode where they cleaned Jordan's office you could hear for a bit that he's warmer to Conan when he isn't on camera

@zaniq23 2 жыл бұрын

@@hermannthefisherman2960 - Jordan, Sona and the rest of the crew who are featured are in a weird position of genuinely being themselves but a highly constrained version thereof. So, yes, he is playing a character. He's playing "Jordan Schlansky" who is very similar to Jordan Schlansky. Only "Jordan Schlansky" is not supposed to slip up and reveal Jordan Schlansky underneath thus breaking the illusion of the character he is portraying which is "Jordan Schlansky" not to be confused with the real life Jordan Schlansky source material for the character of "Jordan Schlansky." I hope I cleared things up.

@ImroseAlam 5 жыл бұрын

Jordan becomes so silent everytime conan roasts him, he has some sort of ultimate form of patience, while Conan is super hilarious

@joebenzz 5 жыл бұрын

That's some Jedi type of patience 😆

@Mrglen2 5 жыл бұрын

So this is where the legend begins huh? xD

@lorisferrari3257 5 жыл бұрын

Nope. As Conan mentioned at the beginning of the video there is an older video where Jordan uses the bullwhip and I believe they also do a tango together.

@joeyhahm713 5 жыл бұрын

Legend **continues

@scherbertdan Ай бұрын

He was fucking loaded!!😂

@AnthonyMcqueen1987 11 ай бұрын

You can tell Conan is drunk but also having a great time with Jordan.

@epicsauce664 4 жыл бұрын

7:16 Conan- *being an actual legend* Jordan- *sniffs wine in alien sadness*

@ojpinc88 5 жыл бұрын

Conan drunk is always great

@beachgirl445 5 жыл бұрын

pretend drunk

@marcinolszewski2260 3 жыл бұрын

That waiter at 2:52 was scared as hell Conan's going to destroy that bottle :D

@chrispomaski 2 жыл бұрын

"Would you like me to call the police?" 😂😂😂

@NuanceBro 5 жыл бұрын

I'm a simple man. I see a new Jordan Schlansky video and I watch

@upland77 3 жыл бұрын

It's actually an old Jordan Schlansky video. Literally one of the oldest. Like the second one ever. Stupid jerk.

@boxer12350 3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for calling out Clay Aiken. Yes, I subscribe. :)

@mastersoftoday 2 жыл бұрын

boy you really are simple

@Malay435 4 жыл бұрын

7:34 Conan is actually smashed and trying hard not to slur..!! Funny as hell

@MyroslavaRm 4 жыл бұрын

Yes, it's so surprising to me that he was drunk for real. That's the only time I've seen him do that in a remote. Really hilarious though.

@cowboyblacksmith 4 ай бұрын

Conan and Jordan, what a combo. Jordan is actually incredibly polite to let every single thing Conan dishes up to just roll off him like water off a duck's back. Conan hit pay dirt with Jordan Schlansky.

@daftlad526 3 жыл бұрын

Jordan has aged. Conan has not. That in itself speaks volumes about the importance of a sense of humour

@MeMe-td1ye 2 жыл бұрын

Nah, Conan looks old these days too

@LeonaLeZard Жыл бұрын

Nobody on earth has a better sense of humor than Jordan to be able to handle this level of roasting

@KilljoyVideoGaming 11 ай бұрын

And being a millionaire or not

@DocMustafa 5 жыл бұрын

Lol, the joke at 5:10 was so funny that the cameraman was laughing and having a hard time keeping the camera still.

@omar123ph 5 жыл бұрын

"I feel I'm in heaven right now" "I wish you were." gonna remember this for next time...

@maniacyro5167 5 жыл бұрын

Very subtle, so inpropriate and Funny as hell

@Gnossiene369 5 жыл бұрын

Thats weird. You save insults in hope of using them? Who raised you?

@ElChris816 2 ай бұрын

No matter how excentric Jordan is, his ability to not kill Conan proves the power of his restraint.

@nathaniellee5277 3 жыл бұрын

You can tell it's an old clip cause there was no cheering when Jordan's picture showed up

@MarkReviews 5 жыл бұрын

This HD is so glorious, it feels like I'm watching something from 2019. After years of watching grainy VHS-rips on KZfaq, I speak on behalf of all of us when I say: THANK YOU!

@saakethnerellakunta1002 5 жыл бұрын

Mark Reviews is this an old video??

@MarkReviews 5 жыл бұрын

@@saakethnerellakunta1002 oh yeah. Originally aired May 9th, 2008! Almost exactly 11 years ago.

@reddoberubetto3245 5 жыл бұрын

wow I thought it was new

@liprincessprincess 5 жыл бұрын

Rizky Adilia Slight nerd alert from me - they started airing Late Night on HD around 2006. They even did a pretty funny sketch about the switch - hopefully they’ll get to uploading funniest bits soon!

@user-sh4sm9hw7k 5 жыл бұрын

5:45 That look on Jordan's face. The look of tired of dealing with the inappropriate drunk uncle 🤪

@ayoubkhiro4184 5 жыл бұрын

And he was raped

@Ariaga_II 3 жыл бұрын

What he does with the wine is exactly how I feel whenever I order a bottle at a restaurant.

@tallyhellionskinbyrd Ай бұрын

6:58 he's smelling his wine like Jan does her candles lol

@sm_faisal 5 жыл бұрын

He looks like a mafia guy with that haircut

@iamalegend5620 5 жыл бұрын

And do you know whats in common between mafia and pussies... One tongue slip and you're in deep shit

@fahad3581 5 жыл бұрын

S.M. Faisal Looks more like a walmart criss angel

@CrackheadBeaver 5 жыл бұрын

What mafia, The Rainbow Mob?

@mikeydubbz1 5 жыл бұрын

S.M. Faisal. No. No he doesn’t

@bugeye8749 5 жыл бұрын

He wishes the fake Italian lmao

@jasrajsinghbhinder5033 4 жыл бұрын

When you have seen enough Jordan clips to realize that he has actually mellowed down now!!

@porkcutlet3920 4 жыл бұрын

He learnt that he doesn't need a fake identity.

@annuravi4369 2 жыл бұрын

I love how the show gives credits to its writers making seperate playlists for them .

@karenp792 2 жыл бұрын

Possibly the most underrated straight-man ever.

@milfslayer6193 5 жыл бұрын

Jordan’s haircut was bothering me the whole video

@peterlee9048 5 жыл бұрын

Lord Shaggy this video was a long time ago

@lonelyghost1851 5 жыл бұрын

those sideburns lmao

@nepatrul6075 5 жыл бұрын

Seriously Conan was right he looked like that magician that was on AGT not that long ago.

@m_-.430 5 жыл бұрын

@Tong Zou how come I never seen this before on their KZfaq channel weird.

@ReverbCanvas 5 жыл бұрын

he should embrace his receding hairline amiright

@patrickjdrahman 5 жыл бұрын

The waiter’s face when Conan tosses the bottle between his hands 😂😂 2:59

@PinoGrigio77 5 жыл бұрын

Patrick Drahman and Jordan’s face is showing disconnection and trying not to kill him self 😭

@fdr100100 Ай бұрын

the journey of jordans transformation is so funny because at the beginning he thinks he is going to be a cultural segment not realising his autism is the segment