r u serious Corden got...

I thought Corden was canelled for being a d*ck, but people tend to like that kind of people and funny less ones like Kimmel

Cordon isnt in his eyesight anymore. Its that damned John Oliver

CCU 😅

​@@italiahockey At least you could make an argument about John Oliver deserving one. Cordon? No.

I legitimately want this to happen!

Jackal

Oh yes! That's a great idea! Something tells me the graphics department would make us something extra special for our jackal inspection!

we are always 'skulking' around...

Can you imagine the headshots of us they would select?? LOL please do this!!!!!!

That's a technical faux-pas. Yes, Randy Johnson is a left-handed pitcher, but late night comics aren't that perfect.

@@johnobrien2373 You didn't get the play on words?

"throw pas"! Get it? Get it? What's The abbreviation for when you roll your eyes and laugh out loud at the exact same time?

@@waltermoon1241 easy to be cynical, hard to be original

@@lsaideOK i thought it was pretty funny ...good catch.. on your part ... could've easily ..fumbled it..

Perfect.

intense surely?

...and the Muon says 'pint of Lager please, barman'. A Muon walks in to a bar 🍺.

@@iandalziel7405 There's a joke there......... brb

I was going to tell you a joke about time travel, but you didn't get it.

I did not understand it

@@janemorriss4548 that doesn't mean it doesn't deserve a fanfare and graphics package akin to "animal flubs".

@@janemorriss4548 Did you watch last week's episode?

Or perhaps even a trophy to put on the desk?!🏆Might I suggest a jackal or Mac Tonight theme? I'm sure one of our fellow Jackals could create something...something that might look like a Jackal Emmy perhaps...? Who knows? 🤷‍♀️ 🐾

YES! And it should be a redubbed version of "Animal Flubs". "Jackal joke of the week Jackal joke of the week Now it's time for Jackal joke of the week." Repeat 7-17x.

GROAN!

Don't you think the camera boom (when the camera goes up) to the Mac in last week's episode was proof they rehearse at least a little? Plus the Nicholson clips.. I think they rehearse a little. Then again, maybe they're actually good at their jobs 😂

the "baze of glory" bit is one my favorite things

Only thing missing was a letter from EB White

Migod, you’re right! Number 66 is the best!!!

Absolutely perfect choice!

🎉 congrats

Well done!

I live in hope 🤣✌️

Bravissimo!

@@S.Pociecha What like the bra shop?

That makes us honorary Late Night writers! Jackals unite!

Condolulations 🥲

Cerection: it made your *"morning"* , i believe?

@@peytongonavy please tell me you're joking

Lol

I was totally expecting him to connect how much mourning doves and pigeons look very similar, just with a different color pallet.

I'm so mystified by this joke-what does it mean??? Please Help

@@Gilliganfrog TERF = Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminist. He's basically joking that they're anti-woke for saying a female bear isn't a woman.

Are you forgetting that only a few weeks ago we were told "See Me NEXT week" and we were kept waiting for two weeks? How soon we forget....

I'm already disappointed. What am I going to watch at 3 am for the next week? Well, Jimmy ...

Ah, the perks of being a jackal: we don’t have to wait until Monday to be disappointed, we can be disappointed today!

Right. We get to be disappointed 4 days earlier.

Or maybe he is playing a call forward for 2 weeks ago

It's called a "fascinator."

Yeah, that was funnier than the sum total of all the Animal Flubs stuff before it.

I starting laughing aloud and accidentally woke my wife, who asked if I was ok.

@@stephen3164 I'm imagining you doing that silent shake kind of laugh where you can't tell if the person is laughing or crying and the only context your wife has is the paused image of the mourning koala on your phone

The hard stare into the camera after!

I did the same.

Thank you for fact checking this! Seth must know there’s always a jackal who will check!!

I am so glad I wasn't the only one, this is the best thing ever I am DYING

Yeah - I thought it was probably true due to his insistence that it was, but still had to see it for myself.

He's studying his web traffic thinking "Why am I getting so many hits coming from KZfaq?"

The bird didn't die, it lived on

Change that 0 to an a, pronto!

herpes also spells sphere - it does get around...

@@iandalziel7405 Acyclovir...

You mean a recurring joke?

Lol

You're hired. Can you start on Monday and do you have any idea how to catch an owl?

Oh just perfect!! I can so see him doing that! Now I have to go watch SNL! Good thing to do for the hiatus.

THANK. YOU. As a not former poultry processor but a jackal with a brain, I have been flogging that message here tonight and am deeply grateful for your expert testimony. 💐

I hear you and I have also had warehouse jobs (though not in meat processing). Wouldn't it freeze in the refrigerated truck en route to New York from the plants that are predominantly in the Southern and Midwestern states? I know what you see at the end of your shift, but I think what HE sees in New York is different.

@@johnobrien2373 There was a fast-freezing step in our processing. They called it the "blast chiller" and it was cold af and windy af. Food was frozen as quickly as possible before moving to regular storage freezers and then to the trucks.

@@mitchellminer9597 I had no idea how it worked, tbh. It's good to learn things! I still don't know about 99% of how meat-processing plants work, but I'm glad you could provide some insight! Thank you, sir! 🙂

​@@Torrana I also had questions about that statement. Surely the whole purpose of a nugget processing facility would be to take poultry and process it into nuggets. To say "the nuggets are frozen so a child couldn't get to them" seems to imply that either: 1. The child ONLY has access to the finished product and not to any of the other steps along the way, which, honestly, at that point the fact they were frozen would be far from their biggest problem. How are they going to break into the sealed bags, since I assume most factories don't just dump all their frozen nuggets into a pile and then have employees come and sort them one by one into bags; it's likely just one of the steps along the conveyor belt, surely. More importantly, how is this child expected to survive since - seeing as they only have access to the end product - *they have been locked in a freezer*. Typically, you don't store frozen food at room temperature, and since the hypothetical child can only access to final, frozen nuggets, I assume they have been locked inside the freezer. "You wanted nuggets? Now you shall BECOME a nugget!" 2. From the moment the birds are brought to processing, they are frozen and at absolutely no point in the process are they ever in a non-frozen state. I'm unsure how this would work, since nuggets are all precooked before being frozen, unless the birds are brought to the plant fully cooked? Beyond that, though, it seems like it would take up so much more energy to process frozen birds, stripping out the bones, crushing up the meat, forming it into nuggets. You think at some point someone along the way would have pointed out how much easier so many aspects of this process would be if they were simply to, you know, *slightly thaw* the meat first.

They have syphilis

Correction: it's the only koala from Animal Flubs

@@EmpyreanLightASMR Thank you for bringing back my favorite character, the koala, from Animal Flubs.

@@promakos962 Much better 😂

Too funny!

Liked you comment; loved your icon

@@istdochallesegal3427 Thank you! I can't believe I made that graphic over a year ago. 😞

No watch episode 65 and you will understand why people like episode 66. That's why they need to submit episode 65 for emmy nomination

Episode 65 is much better when you've seen Episode 64. They should submit episode 64.

I think we, as a jackal community, need to create an awards ceremony of our own.

If that’s the game, I nominate episode 63. It really is the “Year One” episode which sets up the whole Episodes 64, 65, 66 Trilogy.

​@@mmoncur regress incoming..!

I'm glad you're happily married, because that's officially considered a "dad" joke! 😂

Also, it's technically a "ball" since it didn't cross the plate.

Seven days.

@@desmondmolloy9173 Pah. I watched 'Too Many Cooks'. All the way through. Unfazeable, now.

Rabbit starvation, nice. A toddler in a chicken nugget factory should be more concerned about apotheosis in my head cannon.

Correction: Unless there is also drinking water in that factory, they would probably die of dehydration (irregular heart rhythms, organ failure, coma, and eventual death) long before the malnutrition of only eating chicken nuggets would set in.

​@@AhavaMathCorrection of Correction: Since we have already as a given that the factory deep fries the nuggets before freezing them, any competent child could easily break off a chunk of ice from the freezing chamber--the child may even purposely open the freezing chambers to force deposition of ice crystals from the ambient humidity onto the cold surface. The child may then easily harvest said ice, and scoop it up for consumption. Thus, dehydration is clearly not a problem for a child whose mental faculties are in tact.

@@sachinita Correction of correction of correction: So I took a look at how factories freeze food, and I'll grant there are different methods, such as blast freezing. But needless to say, there are no chunks of ice laying around for the child to break off and melt. So, no. Unless they have a vending machine with drinks or a water fountain, then there is no water for the child to drink.

@@AhavaMath I concede. This is a good example of Jackal on Jackal on Jackal on Jackal action!

It is the joke of all time🤣

The discipline (D), definitely isn't the forte of this series.

so M and M is a whole other thing?

BDSM&M ?

Tucker Carlson would loose his mind.

@@fdabelstein Now I'm picturing the green M&M in a dominatrix outfit.

I love hearing the writers laugh. There are episodes where I'm like "Amber wrote that, I heard her laughing" 🤣✌️

I feel like it truly is just for us❤

pigeons are still more intelligent than owls, i believe.

Well put! I think the earlier Jackal used Pigeons just for the pun, thus negating what we are doing here.

Cross-Cross JACKAL CORRECTION: Akctually the Red-billed Quelea is the smartest wild bird because it has the largest population on earth at 1.5 billion, making it the most survivalist/populace and therefore superior bird that exists. Smart in the wild = survival and propagation of your species.

Morrighan is one of the goddesses I work with as a pagan and I have hawk medicine in my native American totem so I've been loving all the bird shenanigans the last couple weeks 😂

When you want to sleep in, mourning doves are obnoxious.

What do you do all the other days to get up?

Really Seth's Late Night show is only on maybe two weeks a month. It would be my favorite show. But Seth is always on vacation

Me too - but it’s spelled with an “e”, not “co”.

It's why I get up when I'm mourning.

​@@stephen3164 That's called "morning wood." I guess it's kinda worth bragging about, since it means you don't have ED. My guess is you're with Shoemaker in voting for episode 69?

Your comment about his drink got me on a Google binge. I like the dirty Shirley concept: apparently Red Vodka is a thing? So it could be a red vodka soda no grenadine? Other guesses are Campari cocktail or Aperol spritz or some other aperitif concoction? Or just maybe it's hibiscus tea as a prop cocktail 🍹🍸?🤗

According to Seth, Corrections is all Seth.

Yes...my heart sank when he said "two weeks " ... then I decided to catch up on all the corrections I've missed. Il start with 66🎉

Owls are the companions of Athena, the Greek goddess of wisdom- sprouted whole formed from Zeus's head- daughter only of his thoughts

​@@richardjensen5459Turns out Athena was a huge Winnie the Pooh fan. Also turns out that Greek gods were quite good at time travel.

Correction because we can't have nice things: in the original stories, Owl was clearly a parody of that friend who pretends to be smart but doesn't actually know much. For instance, he couldn't spell "Happy Birthday" so he made it up, and then lied to Pooh about what it said when Pooh thought it looked longer than usual.

There was also the tootsie pop owl who pretended to be knowledgeable but was just eating children's candy right in front of them in the name of science. It was all downhill for owls after ancient mythology

If you can find it, you want series 7 episode 3 of the BBC radio sketch comedy "John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme". Its explanation of why we think of owls as intelligent when they're actually morons is sublime.

Rewatch the attic shows meanwhile! They'rehilarious and you can see the seeds for Corrections being planted. 🐾

And what if we already did that??

@@johnobrien2373 Do it again but make it a drinking game!!🥴😉

Seth Meyers has too much of an effect on my overall level of happiness.

@@Myron90 Right there with you. I have a spot of anxiety about him ever quitting, and I'm extremely invested in the next Emmys.

Something about his sentence was driving me nuts and I couldn't figure it out. *turns in my jackal card* Good catch haha

That’s what it was!!! Thank you! I knew it was to be funny but my brain kept tripping on that .

Groan!

They will crack if they're really dry, but if that's the case then Seth should really see a dry eye specialist because there are treatments.

Re-Correction: all contacts CAN crack under certain conditions, but some are much more likely to crack than others. Since the statement didn't specify the type of contact lens, please try again in 2 weeks. 🤫🤫🤫

@@davidjunto1008 Yeah, see, you are technically correct (which is the best kind of correct), and I _did_ consider exactly this before submitting my comment, but I eventually concluded that if I did end up granting this possibility, it would diminish my ability to be quite so pedantic; so I ignored it instead.

I think this is an important correction, so thank you for your service. At worst (in the exaggerated world of the joke) the contact lens would get folded up and pushed to the back of the eye. He's assuming we all get that he'd be wearing a rigid gas permeable contact lens (RGP), which provides sharper vision but is much less common now. And I think it's worth pointing out that if he were wearing a soft lens so dry it could crack, he would probably need to see an ophthalmologist rather than a dry eye specialist, because his cornea would be damaged.

Sounds like they put the "fun" in funeral.

@@danawrigleywalkingstickand5677 - or added an 'un' to 'feral' quite the inter mission...

Reading the comments makes the show last longer in my head, that and sometimes the comments are funnier than the show.

@@anro7137 absolutely!

Every episode is a Specjackular.

It's not an episode of corrections, but it's still part of the corrections kind/type, so it makes sense to still number it! It's like a crossover episode of a TV show that doesn't really fit in the narrative, ya know?

@@commaJim I guess it depends on the function of the episode labeling, but I see your point. I'm coming at it from a broadcast perspective, I suppose, where I'd expect it to be numbered 0. If they genuinely want to differentiate them for Emmy categories they should differentiate their numbering imo

Oh ye of little faith

...still waiting for Seth to 'scream' "Eureka"

Oh now everyone's Archimedean! :- )

WhAAAt? You think our dearest Seth Meyers LIES during #CORRECTIONS !!! Oh my stars and stripes, I will never be able to take he seriously again! The illusion has been shattered.

Technically, saying a sentence that includes the work 'eureka' IS using the word.

Good catch I missed it (because reading comments :p)

@@Torrana same 😂

Please explain what "ok turf" means. I was puzzled.

@@BMrider75 "terf" (from Wiki) "noun a feminist who excludes the rights of transgender women from their advocacy of women's rights. " Originally it came about from feminists/feminist groups who after decades of fighting for women's right, equality then objected to people that _they_ thought of as 'really, still men' being included as women. Afaik it's, now, not just 'women denying that transwomen are women' but really anyone who denies someone else's (trans) gender identity.

I do hope the younger generations look things up from this show as much as my Gen X ass does! What is a terk?

Does regular corrections cont as variety? It has jokes and songs, so probably

@@petecoogan I checked and I'm more confused. But I think Seth is a lock for both Outstanding Variety Special Pre Recorded: Variety specials are comprised of discrete scenes, musical numbers, comedy stand-ups, sketches, audience or guest participation, and honors, without a storyline, dramatic arc or characters to connect the pieces. Short Form Comedy, Drama Or Variety Series: Eligibility is for a series which may have an ongoing theme, storyline, main characters, discrete scenes, musical numbers, comedy stand-ups, sketches, audience, or guest participation and are presented under the same title and have continuity of production supervision.

I agree f y c

@@andrew66862 Awesome checking! I have no idea. I just think James Corden should always win. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@@winonafrog f y c?

It was sad. So sad, tears running down my face….

Welcome! We welcome you with open paws!

@@lynnhettrick7588 😁thank you!!! All 🐾🐕 on deck.

Read all the comment sections too! So much fun!

@@anro7137 👍😂✌️ I see!! Thank you!

Seth knew we were all laughing here at home!

Ok, but you really should know by now. No food or drink until the post ad runs. We will assume your Jackal Guidebook hasn’t arrived yet. 😉

​@@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin Did we send Seth a Jackal Guidebook yet? I think he keeps forgetting the rules of corrections as well.

I don't think that was a 'mistake and then a correction', that was your bona fide left-right hook.

Jackal Guidebook unabridged.

I miss that FYC mug from the very early days of Corrections. That's the jackal mug I wanted.

Jackal blood

d) Mad Dog 20/20 Red Grape Wine

@@jasonezzell6901 we used to play quarters with mad dog. Nasty game

d) Campari ?

The Kir is a French cocktail made with a measure of crème de cassis (blackcurrant liqueur) topped up with white wine.

Lol

Ohhhhh, YOU submitted that travesty, eh? You’re saying that the slurry gets breaded-then frozen so fast nary a toddler could eat them? Pfft

Well done. You may or may not have your mug by the end of October. It's hard to say, because the factory is in California and keeps flooding out due to "atmospheric rivers!"

A chicken nugget factory would pose many safety hazards for toddlers, thus preventing them from eating an optimal number of nuggets. A chicken nugget restaurant would be more acceptable.

@@johnobrien2373 - they need to be worried about melting snow about now too...

Wait by your mailbox. If you're not there when they show up they give it to your least favorite relative. 2-8 weeks, bring snacks.

I need an Animal Flubs spin-off that airs Saturday mornings on pbs 😅

Call your Motha .

KEEP HILARY'S NAME OUT YA MOUTH

His mom is adorable!

9:37 "Also someone wrote, their exact words,...." Seth is watching AND taking notes.

He's said he doesn't delve into lengthy strings of replies, so if you've got something for him, make a separate thread out of it.

That,'s what I thought. Some Jackals be makin' it up

Watch past episodes.

a misplaced displacement ejaculation

@@iandalziel7405 a misplaced displacement ejaculation revelation

TY, I _thought_ (white) doves look so much like pigeons. I will sleep better tonight

The common name is rock pigeon or rock dove the technical name is Columba livia.