CORRECTIONS Episode 77: Week of Monday, March 27

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Жыл бұрын

Seth Meyers takes a moment to address some of the errors from this week of Late Night, like calling a pizza slice a triangle and his complicated analogy about a mourning dove.
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CORRECTIONS Episode 77: Week of Monday, March 27 - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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@gnomevoyeur Жыл бұрын

I like that this show has gone for long enough for Seth’s reaction to go from “I stand corrected “ to “shut the f*ck up”.

@smartperson1 Жыл бұрын

I knew it was coming and it still got me!

@FausterZ Жыл бұрын

Seth's mad as hell and he's not going to take it anymore.

@sempressfi Жыл бұрын

Lolll yes it's weird how much they makes it feel like this really has grown into a story of reciprocal thing because it's one of those things that happens as you get used to and comfortable with new people. Seth and the crew really have created something unique and it's so appreciated. Burned out really bad around September and then had a string of family health emergencies while trying to coax my brain out of depression but every week Corrections popped up to give me a moment of just utter ridiculous amusement and eccentricity. Finally getting a lot steadier with my mental health and it's a testament to Seth that these 15 minutes always brought the same delight as I had before and after those few shtty months! Same for fellow jackals - the concerns are always fun AF to read! Thank y'all for being awesome!💜

@TheMulToyVerse Жыл бұрын

I think it’s because if the SpecJackular is ~categorized~ differently than Corrections, that it’s another opportunity for an Emmy consideration, and that if the panel catches word that it’s merely episode 50 of corrections that it’ll be automatically removed from consideration entirely

@sharkulashairstylist5505 Жыл бұрын

So long they can't keep up with the REAL news anymore... they prep for this all week and can't write real jokes.

@ivyinabottle Жыл бұрын

Correction: Any episode of Corrections is better than any episode of Carpool Karaoke. Get it right, Seth!

@NyxOleander Жыл бұрын

Absolutely!

@shristisharma3147 Жыл бұрын

I agree!!!

@rabbit251 Жыл бұрын

Doesn't matter. John Oliver will win the Emmy....again. He's gonna end up being the Bob Costas of this decade. Sigh. 🥺

@nedim_guitar Жыл бұрын

I strongly agree! And the host is way more likeable and feels genuine.

@nedim_guitar Жыл бұрын

@@rabbit251Haha yeah, I just hope Carpool Karaoke won't win 😂

@candacen7779 Жыл бұрын

That joke about Buck having 2 yachts got huge laughs from the rest of the crew! Which made me laugh even harder. I love that everyone has acknowledged that Buck laughs more than anyone else during Corrections.

@johnobrien2373 Жыл бұрын

Based on the laughter, Seth may have to replace individual writers, producers, lawyers, assistants, etc. but he's got one cameraman for life!😂

@torinarg123 Жыл бұрын

I'm guessing you could say he must have ben laughing all the way to the bank....?

@xaivercampbell1587 Жыл бұрын

This was the best corrections. It was like an entire inside joke told by a condescending friend. Send this to the Emmys. But also make them watch every ep of corrections beforehand because theyd be better for it.

@RankinMsP Жыл бұрын

Not sure how the voting panel would take to the last joke

@jaymorf7374 Жыл бұрын

The queen joke worked better with the flub: knowing the punchline made the flag graphic unexpected and hilarious

@cbpd89 Жыл бұрын

I agree! The break killed me, then the flag resuscitated me only to immediately kill me again.

@arianaz4 Жыл бұрын

This song would've been perfect kzfaq.info/get/bejne/j9VnYJV80ai1n3k.html

@xenidus Жыл бұрын

Seth was laughing, but was also genuinely bummed that he flubbed the last joke. I'm in awe of the respect and work effort he puts toward entertaining this small community and his wonderful staff every week. It's some of the best creative content in the world. I love it!

@Matthew-ve7uv Жыл бұрын

You kidding? He got a way bigger laugh out of the flub -- and he got to do the joke afterwards.

@betsiecleworth5853 Жыл бұрын

Correction: I think you mean you are in awe of his 'work ethic an the effort he puts...'

@chonqmonk Жыл бұрын

@@betsiecleworth5853 *and

@betsiecleworth5853 Жыл бұрын

@@chonqmonk Lol, yep 'and', dag nag it. For a moment I felt so smart!

@badhorse6000 Жыл бұрын

that flub was the perfect punchline to the joke that is corrections. i guess now we reward seth with more traumatizing mac tonight dolls

@sierra4766 Жыл бұрын

You can't tell me anything these other late night hosts put out for Emmy nominations could ever compare to saying the queen died of auto-erotic asphyxiation 😂😂😂

@gobblinal Жыл бұрын

Scollins?

@suzannewinz1099 Жыл бұрын

But Seth did not say asphyxiation. :( My eagle eye saw the caption. He said affixiation)

@molliewatts6445 Жыл бұрын

There was an old shoemaker who worked in a rock, he had so many children, (about this he would squawk). 23 and me confirmed at least one was named Kenny, so he hired them all and they took his last penny. 🙂

@SugarandSarcasm Жыл бұрын

👏 👏 👏

@generalZee Жыл бұрын

I have been singing "Edge of Seventeen" wrong my entire life. I honestly thought it was "One-Winged Dove" until Seth clearly said "White Winged Dove" and I went to look it up. Sometimes Seth gets to be the Jackal.

@bbwibb02 Жыл бұрын

Well, I totally didn't get the joke until I saw this comment. Turns out, I wasn't even close. All these years, I've always thought it was "just like the one we know" so, hey, you were closer than me.

@ilRosewood Жыл бұрын

Either die as the host (from auto erotic asphyxiation) or live long enough to see yourself become the jackal.

@AnnNunnally Жыл бұрын

I thought it was One Winged Dove also

@andychristensen2947 Жыл бұрын

A one winged dove sound comes off from the side speaker. Hard to get in stereo...

@taimatsuko Жыл бұрын

I’ve been singing “just like the one we love” this whole time 😅😅😅

@Flexicor Жыл бұрын

The 'Jackals' fandom is low-key the best, least toxic and most entertaining bunch. Proud to be a part of it

@squirrelbusken-cv4wy Жыл бұрын

We are like super not toxic, buy way of being toxic. Like normally just randomly correcting people is seen as toxic, and that is what the community is built on. But at the same time everyone here is always so positive about it.

@katla_phc Жыл бұрын

We are the nicest fandom on the internet. All we do is kindly bully a rich and famous comedian.

@oohhboy-funhouse Жыл бұрын

This is one of the few good things born from the pandemic. We cherish that cabin fever comedy too much to despoil it.

@starlessmystery6429 Жыл бұрын

We need jackal smilies though, or emoticons….I can’t think of what I’m trying to say. Lol

@zanejenkins8418 Жыл бұрын

@@katla_phc "famous"

@paulinerrr795 Жыл бұрын

About 2 weeks ago, I discovered corrections and subsequently binged the entirety front to back and even started watching back to front to pass time and distract from some medical issues but wow what a fun ride! Glad to be among the jackals!

@anro7137 Жыл бұрын

Welcome! It’s been quite the ride! Never want to get off!

@musclethestrong1522 3 ай бұрын

@@anro7137that’s what she said

@8421huge Жыл бұрын

Man, corrections always feels like a family gathering. People are always arguing about everything but it still feels like home.

@ernestharrison3563 Жыл бұрын

"Archim-edes nutz" literally made me put my phone down and applaud

@TheSpiffyNeoStar Жыл бұрын

100% didn't see the Archimedes joke coming. I love it.

@yoshinchetty Жыл бұрын

This show has a small but loyal audience for a reason. It is truly a highlight of my week.

@brittanym2288 Жыл бұрын

Ps. Whoever chose the thumbnail for this episode is incredible and deserves a raise.

@celing99 Жыл бұрын

The episodes with unusual thumbnails have a noticeably higher views count. I guess there really are some "casual" watchers of Corrections out there.

@Fijli7422 Жыл бұрын

So true! That thing is horrifying! Hahaha

@alrightyru Жыл бұрын

I haven't got there yet but it looks like a Mac Tonight crocheted pierogi 😂

@sheth3773 Жыл бұрын

I see those eyes in my nightmares now.

@ashleyeverett1763 Жыл бұрын

It's so cursed but hilarious 😂

@francescaa8331 Жыл бұрын

"Hey lady, does your husband like Night Ranger?" 😆

@RobertJohnson-bj5lk 3 ай бұрын

You can still Rock in Americaaaaaaa!!!

@patcheskipp Жыл бұрын

Corrections is hilarious if you are an ongoing viewer. I feel like if it's your first time you just need to know that it's Seth's masochistic descent into madness and you're all caught up.

@anro7137 Жыл бұрын

Either or?

@janismercier7883 Жыл бұрын

That's "ongoing" and "descent". You're welcome! Also, I love you, Seth! 😊

@patrickhannen4832 Жыл бұрын

The christmas gliss demands the emmy. I only wish the pillow dropping jokes had any context in the episode, but watching you bite into one of your not-chocolated desk trinkets and die laughing was absolutely incredible.

@bairdstevens7802 Жыл бұрын

I have to admit now, that at age 57, today was the first day i learned it was "White Wing Dove" instead of "One Wing Dove" I thought it was much more tragic with a different take on caged bird. Now i have to rethink my whole life.

@petecoogan Жыл бұрын

Did you ever hear the Romantics sing "football whispering in my ear, tell me all the things I want to hear" in "what I like about you"?

@davidknightx Жыл бұрын

Learn something new everyday man.

@Dinlitla Жыл бұрын

For some reason I heard it as " Wild Wing Girl", weird I know. TIL

@bairdstevens7802 Жыл бұрын

@@petecoogan Probably but this one was easy to continue to mis-hear cause in my mind it made sense. For a long time I thought Burton Cummings (Of The Guess Who) had written a power ballad about Santa. It wasn't until years later I wanted to know what the rest of the lyrics were since i only knew this powerful one line where he sings Santaaaaah! and thought what was it about? Kids only liking him at Christmas time? Him toiling at delivering? And discovered all this time Burton was singing "Stand Tall"... (note I hear these songs on Muzak at work which is never good for actually hearing what the actual lyrics are.

@EarleMonroe Жыл бұрын

The One-Winged Dove, flapping madly and flying in circles

@shermanculbertson6244 Жыл бұрын

Corrections is now what I look forward to the most every week.

@noahjohnson3370 Жыл бұрын

The Jackal way, the right way every Thursday

@LindaC616 Жыл бұрын

@@noahjohnson3370Friday is when they hit for me. 1-3am

@phraydedjez Жыл бұрын

Yeah, I struggle to make friends in real life as well, but the jackals are always here for me lol, Im in Australia and its on a Friday night after I have had a few drinks so it is the perfect way to end a week.

@JAMinerViews Жыл бұрын

Some really great norms have come from the era of Corrections. Especially Seth greeting the audience bluntly and quickly moving on to the monologue… and now saying “see me next week”.

@lynnhettrick7588 Жыл бұрын

“See me next week” rolls off his tongue now!

@ginbo33 Жыл бұрын

the way i held my breath until he said see me next week! 😆it doesnt feel complete without that 🥰

@lynnhettrick7588 Жыл бұрын

@@ginbo33 So glad it wasn’t “See me in two weeks.”

@EmpyreanLightASMR Жыл бұрын

@@lynnhettrick7588 I know, I rue those days

@Sincebrassnorstone Жыл бұрын

1) loved the crew's reaction to the second yacht joke 2) Shoemaker 23 and me medici joke really landed well for me. 3) am I enjoying this so much because tRump got indicted yesterday? Last night I slept better than I have since fall 2016. Thank you Seth and Corrections team❤🎉🙏🌈

@QsPhilosophy Жыл бұрын

I can't believe you said my dumb pizza math joke!! Ahhh! Made my day. Fantastic episode! I honestly just thought the Mac Tonight bit was just funny up until now, but that doll? Cursed. I get it now.

@erinball7781 Жыл бұрын

Congrats 😊🎉

@maryjanerx Жыл бұрын

Omg congratulations!!! 🎉

@sophierobinson2738 Жыл бұрын

Yay! (I think I’ll have sector of pizza today.)

@anro7137 Жыл бұрын

It’s a pretty cool feeling!

@WooMaster777 Жыл бұрын

🥳😁

@jasontruttmann3395 Жыл бұрын

I've been watching Corrections since the beginning, and I'm now working my way through them again - it might be even more fun when you know how things will evolve! Anyway, I found that "CORRECTIONS Episode 40: Week of Monday, March 14" has been turned into a private video. Give it back! Correct this mistake!

@NWPaul72 Жыл бұрын

I'm sleepy and reading tiny words. I saw that as "switched to Private Idaho" and was intrigued.

@bepowerification Жыл бұрын

@@NWPaul72 I like the B52s too.

@Bunkerdwarfputin Жыл бұрын

Yeah... wtf? 🤔

@sushibois2103 Жыл бұрын

That's a good idea... i might go through them again because I was wondering how it would be for someone to just jump into it at this point😂

@xamishia Жыл бұрын

Indeed! That episode was called "The Return of Mikey The Shoe". Please fix.🙏Thank you.🙏 (You should have downloaded them, like some jackals I know...)

@xaivercampbell1587 Жыл бұрын

This ep had me laughing so much that i didnt mind that he flubbed the last joke because you still got it and the set up was solid. What a fun show.

@lindablue7494 Жыл бұрын

Corrections never disappoints Seth. This was a giggle fest. I love this segment. Keep it going. That was great.

@margoelizabethmiller Жыл бұрын

It doesn't disappoint Seth. Whom does it disappoint?

@camillex333 Жыл бұрын

love how the two times Seth has said eureka is in relation to a deez nuts joke, but hate the fact that I cackled both times LOL

@eca7773 Жыл бұрын

Never drink hot coffee when Seth is on a roll😂

@brothajohn Жыл бұрын

Agreed. Corrections has made me snarf coffee twice. 😂😂😂

@canadaclaret Жыл бұрын

Can't wait to hear Seth and his team react to the timing of Trump's indictment news. Not just too late for the episode they were recording, but on Thursday, so they have to wait for the whole weekend before they can respond.

@unmeshl.6708 Жыл бұрын

This always seems to happen to them.

@johnobrien2373 Жыл бұрын

New option: Friday episodes? Anyone? Anyone? Conan used to do them, and he realized they brought an amplified energy he didn't see on other weekdays.

@anro7137 Жыл бұрын

Makes for one hell of a good week’s worth of shows coming up though, guaranteed!

@timgorman6530 Жыл бұрын

@@johnobrien2373 I'm just grateful when these guys actually work FOUR days a week, or three weeks IN A ROW without a "hiatus."

@claddagh1826 Жыл бұрын

what confuses me is that jimmy fallon told jokes about the story, and i thought they both taped at the same time. i am pretty sure i have heard both of them refer to a 5:30 pm tape time.

@TheMorningSad5965 Жыл бұрын

Seth over here putting the 'fun' in funerals

@matthickman6007 Жыл бұрын

Most people don't realize it, but when Prince sings "this is what it sounds like when doves cry" the sounds he makes afterward are his attempts to imitate doves crying and he's very bad at it

@probablydanny569 Жыл бұрын

i thought we would hear that too!

@geekdivaherself Жыл бұрын

[The r]ule of three: gets you [what feels like] every time. _The above was retroactively Jackal-fixed, even though the original version was constructed the way it was because that way it had more emphasis on the sadness of the situation._

@backelie Жыл бұрын

I almost said: "Correction, he *was* very bad at it", but I realized he's very bad at it now too.

@Joekuh Жыл бұрын

Prince is good at EVERYTHING. TAKE THAT BACK!!!!!!!!!!

@willseattle8368 Жыл бұрын

Correction: he -was- very bad at it

@Matthew-ve7uv Жыл бұрын

Man, three-week set-up for Eureka -- damn this show is brilliant. THIS is the greatest episode of Corrections (if you've seen all the others)

@EmpyreanLightASMR Жыл бұрын

I knew I would scroll down to see someone calling this the greatest episode yet. I didn't think so, though had some instant favorite moments.

@duzins Жыл бұрын

Greatest episode yet. I am at my desk and laughed out loud thrice (deez nuts, Eureka, and the joke flub) and the yacht shout out almost got me.

@priscillapierre3126 Жыл бұрын

The Specjackular is not listed as Episode 50 it's listed as Episode 51, since it is a celebration of 50 Corrections. As another Jackal pointed out PLEASE add episode 40 back! Is it private because you welcome back Shoemaker to the tune of Eminem's Without Me?? Use some of your sweater money to buy the rights to that song. Love Corrections!! Thanks for the laughs! Pure joy every episode

@jessiemiesfeld7950 5 ай бұрын

Specjackular sounds dirty every time

@christineherrmann205 Жыл бұрын

That person who didn't understand that listening to the crew laugh is the best part. 😔😂🙄 Also, the Felting community has clearly joined the Knitting and Crocheting community crusade to bring Seth to his knees.

@LindaC616 Жыл бұрын

You know that knitting anf felting go together, right?

@christineherrmann205 Жыл бұрын

@@LindaC616 I know one can knit without knowing how to felt, such as myself, and know how to felt and not knit, like Rachel Makesy on KZfaq. They don't necessarily go together, no.

@LindaC616 Жыл бұрын

@@christineherrmann205 but they do. Lots of people felt their knitted crafts. On purpose

@christineherrmann205 Жыл бұрын

@@LindaC616 and some don't... Right? Or are you about to claim that I'm a bad knitter because I don't know how to felt? I feel like you're arguing this just to argue, which is odd and pointless.

@LindaC616 Жыл бұрын

@@christineherrmann205 no, idiot, just that they are not separate communities all the time. There is overlap.

@MaevePinto Жыл бұрын

I love these so much! I think I got recommended them because I watch A Closer Look sporadically, but now I watch A Closer Look regularly so I can see if there will be things the Jackals will point out and totally saw the Claire's Earrings and immediately thought "The Jackals aren't going to let that go" and it was so satisfying to see it come to fruition lol

@johnobrien2373 Жыл бұрын

Your descent into jackaldom has thus begun! 😆

@Dermatillomaniac Жыл бұрын

Welcome to Team Jackal!!

@MaevePinto Жыл бұрын

@@johnobrien2373 🤣

@MaevePinto Жыл бұрын

@@Dermatillomaniac 🥳

@emmab3726 Жыл бұрын

A lot of the corrections come from the monologues too! Welcome!!

@NyxOleander Жыл бұрын

You should put a poll in the KZfaq community page about which episode to submit. This is where true Jackals are😁

@humblebeat Жыл бұрын

Yes!

@SunflowerFoxes Жыл бұрын

For real, Twitter sux

@virginiatyree6705 Жыл бұрын

Agreed.

@KingCorsoFox Жыл бұрын

Yeah, we don’t want Twitter randos voting on this😉

@jaxlaxsurprise Жыл бұрын

@@KingCorsoFox Don't worry, nobody knows about seacaptainpolls.

@khallo151 Жыл бұрын

8:20 - remember how terrified we were when the audience came back? Clearly nothing to worry about

@anro7137 Жыл бұрын

Remember how terrified we were period? I do love that those pandemic shows grew into Corrections. And when it wins the Emmy? Oh yeah baby! Too be part of all this is a good healthy feeling!

@Cynt3r Жыл бұрын

New contender for one of the best episodes of Corrections, so far!

@jgray2718 Жыл бұрын

Doves and pigeons are similar birds. They're members of the family _Columbidae,_ which contains hundreds of species, some of which we refer to as doves and some as pigeons, but the distinction isn't consistent from place to place. Most of the pigeons in New York are descendants of domestic pigeons that became feral for one reason or another.

@davidb6576 Жыл бұрын

Correction - a pizza slice can have a curved side that's LONGER than the two radius lengths. It's not a given that the curved side is shorter.

@melaniekauffman3391 Жыл бұрын

True- also, those horrible school rectangular pizzas could in theory be cut on the diagonal, creating two equally unappetizing triangle pieces.

@michaelyaziji Жыл бұрын

Also, calculus. As the slice of the "pi" tends toward zero, the curve tends toward a straight line, effectively allowing us to treat it as a triangle. mic drop.

@nz.Frequency Жыл бұрын

So true, I used to get my pizza place to cut my pizza into 4 slices, cause you know, I didn't think I could finish 8 😅😅

@jack0lantern-nn4re Жыл бұрын

Yes, that would be the case if the angle of the slice is greater than 57.3°, assuming that the pizza is a perfect circle with a completely smooth crust. But with an actual pizza, we get entangled in the coastline paradox...

@hojichaisfarsuperiortochai9309 Жыл бұрын

When I order American pizza, I only eat the crusts, because I don’t like the part with toppings. So my “slice” is a curved rectangle with two straight sides and one curved side. What’s that called? Also the remaining bit that I give to my partner is a triangle because I cut the crust off in a straight line. Actually I scissor it off. If you don’t cut pizza with scissors, try it. It’s much easier.

@tentardigrades968 Жыл бұрын

That chicken comment was mine, Seth. And you’re right, I am definitely not head of marketing for Tyson 😆

@LindaC616 Жыл бұрын

He has two boys who are close to the age. I guess he has not yet discovered "how it's made", but will soon 😅

@jackintheville Жыл бұрын

How does it feel to be mentioned??

@tentardigrades968 Жыл бұрын

@@jackintheville I’d like to say I played it cool but I absolutely did not. I freaked out when he started reading it 😆

@snowsim Жыл бұрын

This one! This episode should be the one submitted for Emmy consideration. Holy crap, man! I've got a headache from laughing too hard too frequently!

@adv4287 Жыл бұрын

Honestly this is one of my favorites put this one up against carpool karaoke tell them to look at mac tonight’s cold dead eyes and try to say no

@the-chillian Жыл бұрын

The thing about a white winged dove is that she sings a song and it sounds like she's singing.

@hectorrobertocontrerasmiranda Жыл бұрын

If this episode isn't eligible for this year's Emmys' it's already a contender for next year

@B.Macklin Жыл бұрын

Agree😂

@Karrde25 Жыл бұрын

Man, I just adore this every week. No notes.

@nelsaf365 Жыл бұрын

Hey! Well, this is MY first episode of Corrections, and I must say there IS a learning curve. After a short bit, I got it, and I understood the premise (eureka?). You have a regular audience that is smart and educated, perhaps to its detriment. But you put them to good use here. 😂 I will be back for more in the future.

@anro7137 Жыл бұрын

Seth! Hey Seth! Did ya see that? Did you read that? They called us smart and educated! Not bad for a bunch of chicken farmers throwing feed, huh?

@nelsaf365 Жыл бұрын

@An Ro Wow. You're quite the smart but uncomfortable, unhappy, and um, what's the word? Go ahead, fill in the blank, just follow that pattern 'cause you're smart and stuff.

@poetdrowned Жыл бұрын

As always, I loved it but my FAVORITE PART was Seth’s stumble on “autoerotic asphyxiation” 😂

@ivyinabottle Жыл бұрын

You can see him regret that joke in real time but persevering through it XD

@DoesNotEqual Жыл бұрын

Or, as he said it, "affixiation."

@rhiannablumberg4803 Жыл бұрын

Omg here here ....totally lost it so loud outside!!!!😂😂😂😂

@Kitty8791 Жыл бұрын

Now I wonder what's listed as the cause of death on Michael Hutchence's death certificate? 🤔

@sierra4766 Жыл бұрын

It was brilliant😂😂

@noahjohnson3370 Жыл бұрын

I can't wait until 2032 when Seth runs for President as the nominee of 'The Jackal Party'. Campaign slogan: "Eureka!"

@johnnysegment132 Жыл бұрын

I think this might be my favorite Corrections to date. Had to pause it because I couldn't stop laughing. And the ending was great!!!

@JacWarner Жыл бұрын

I renounce my jackalhood. These guys went next level for most of these jackaletudes and I never want to be trapped in a corner with them at a dinner party (as if). Nah. Still a Jack. And a Stevie fan. Loved that. Whoo whoo whoo.

@sadlystuckinreality Жыл бұрын

The Corrections lore is part of what makes it so good!

@johnchiu Жыл бұрын

Wow...now they are attacking the crew?! The crew's laughter is jackal laughter!

@furiousd79 Жыл бұрын

I'm so happy that he made the Buck joke since as soon as he mentioned paying per laugh, I was thinking, "mention Buck!" I just love that we get to know all the members of the crew. This is by far my favorite thing to watch each week.

@peytonmccandless5174 8 ай бұрын

Seth Meyers demonstrates perfectly that the difference between a good/new performer and a great/seasoned performer is the ability to confidently ride stillness and silence. His timing is SO GOOD.

@Throsbification Жыл бұрын

I'm just happy to be here: Correction for Shoemaker: the Medici weren't Italian because Italy hadn't Unified yet. They were Florentine! Edit: When I wrote this initially I said Venetian, but I've edited here to correct it to Florentine as commenters below have said. If you liked this please unlike this comment if you pushed it up 🫠 Fun fact: Christopher Columbus wasn't Italian either: he was from the Kindgom of Genoa on the west!

@linuxophile Жыл бұрын

No. They were from Mugello near Florence. Not Venice.

@lolzbot2000 Жыл бұрын

Republics both are at least according to themselves

@jakobstjerndorff2996 Жыл бұрын

They weren't Venetian, they were Florentine

@Evelyn_Okay Жыл бұрын

Christopher Columbus was one of the worst human beings to ever exist. Mass genocide of Indigenous people is just the tip of the iceberg. He was only made "famous" when Italian immigrants started coming to the US.

@virginiatyree6705 Жыл бұрын

@@linuxophile , Correction of the correction; a good Jackal you are! v

@matthewgilson9834 Жыл бұрын

Long time watcher, relatively new Jackal. Medici is pronounced MED-i-chee, not me-DEE-chee, and they were Italian nobility, not royalty; Italy wasn't a unified country with a royal family until the 1860s. If anything, Shoemaker would possibly be a descendant of French royalty if he had Medici blood, since two different Medici daughters married Henri II and Henri IV of France.

@joshuabaskey6438 Жыл бұрын

I think it’s because how great corrections is, is why Seth Meyers was a mini crossword answer today!

@nicoleiohnson7314 Жыл бұрын

It sure was!!

@mittens4kittens435 Жыл бұрын

I almost spit out my coffee when Seth said "bust out some tunes on the way to the Gyard!" LOL

@maryrosekent8223 Жыл бұрын

I heard Amber’s laugh at “He’s just freight.”

@Adwhite1 Жыл бұрын

I definitely thought in "Edge of Seventeen" the lyrics went "Just like the one wing dove...". I'm 35 years old 😣

@NeilKlompas Жыл бұрын

I love that if you focus on the laughter occasionally you can clearly pick out Amber’s laughter. Seth, thank you - Corrections is my favorite bit on KZfaq!! ❤

@Mira_Poix Жыл бұрын

Lining up the white wing dove hooing was artfully brilliant

@lypscratch Жыл бұрын

This is the show to use for next year’s Emmy nomination. It’s Spectacular. 🎉

@anthonystrickland7049 Жыл бұрын

Correction, it was specjacular!

@lypscratch Жыл бұрын

@@anthonystrickland7049 Ah! totally! Thanks for the Corrections correction!

@anthonystrickland7049 Жыл бұрын

@LynnP just trying to keep things pedantic. ;)

@lypscratch Жыл бұрын

@@anthonystrickland7049 pedanticism: it's what separates us from the apes. Oh wait...

@EH23831 Жыл бұрын

Agree! Gets my vote

@Ungineered Жыл бұрын

A correction: You do go over the side of a cliff. The side of the cliff ends vertically at the top and to fall off a cliff you need to go over the edge of the cliff which is the boundary that separate the horizontal and vertical sides. So by definition you are over the egde of the vertical side as well, while the vertical part might be seen as infinitesimally thin as you cross that line you go over it.

@tentardigrades968 Жыл бұрын

This

@katetickner7141 Жыл бұрын

True. In order to go over the side of the cliff, you must first fall off the top of the cliff. You can only fall off the side of the cliff if you are climbing on the cliff, in which case you have not gone over the side.

@RandomGuyRandomNumber Жыл бұрын

Some cliffs have paths or roads built onto or into their sides. It is therefore perfectly possible to drive off the side of a cliff without recourse to semantic pedantry. Unless this also counts as semantic pedantry?

@geekdivaherself Жыл бұрын

@@RandomGuyRandomNumber This is exactly what I thought.

@backelie Жыл бұрын

@Dominic Cerisano Mathematically speaking you go over the node connecting the cliff-side-edge and the nearest ground-edge.

@dmg2478 Жыл бұрын

Correction: A hearse would either be driving from a funeral home to a funeral, or a funeral to a cemetery, not a graveyard (or g-yard as you put it) - a graveyard by definition is attached to a church, so you would just carry the casket outside from the funeral.

@raypelling6440 Жыл бұрын

This Corrections was on another level. Hilarious all the way through. Thanks so much for your work, everyone. This show is a freaking gem.

@johnchiu Жыл бұрын

CORRECTION JACKALS STAND UP!!

@anro7137 Жыл бұрын

Nope. Too late, flat in bed and too high! But I can type a comment faster than I think I can if that counts?

@catoninetales Жыл бұрын

The comment detailing how chicken nuggets are made is glorious, I love it. However, I think they did prove that kids would starve in a chicken nugget factory, presuming that they saw how the chicken nuggets were made.

@shigekax Жыл бұрын

You'd be surprised ! Small psychopaths.

@davidnishikawa2293 Жыл бұрын

Jamie Oliver tried this. Kids still wanted them: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/o7Gnf5h4mq7Gd3U.html

@tentardigrades968 Жыл бұрын

Lol that was me and I am truly honored he read it on corrections. I feel so fulfilled. As for the kids, I think the strong would survive. The weak would wimp out and starve because they couldn’t handle the brutal reality of chicken nuggets.

@michaelyaziji Жыл бұрын

The kids are just listening to us argue, not sure if they are going to starve or not. I think that, collectively, we are incredibly selfish--more focused on fighting in front of the kids to prove who's right without even realising the impact we're having on them.

@maarleyjedermann3174 Жыл бұрын

Wait, did you not watch Jaime Oliver trying to turn kids off of chicken nuggets by showing them how they are made? Spoiler alert: It did not work, lol.

@MoraL2478 Жыл бұрын

I LOVE Corrections! I look forward to the videos from every show, but I even replay past Corrections on weeks LN is off. Keep it up Seth!

@wallacerose8663 Жыл бұрын

I'm watching this at 2am Australian east coast time, and I've never laughed so hard as just now about that joke about Queen Elizabeth II. I don't think explaining the joke to my housemate will make up for waking he and his partner. 😂

@StephanieAly Жыл бұрын

this has major 2021 corrections energy and i just love it. so cozy

@thomastaipliadis8533 Жыл бұрын

I'm sure John Oliver will appreciate the Queen joke

@marcopaulo5052 Жыл бұрын

I wonder if Oliver appreciated the lifting of his classic joke where he mentions a person or place, shows a graphic, then dunks on the audience for not knowing the graphic is wrong.

@Hklbrries Жыл бұрын

I laugh with Seth because he’s damn funny and also because Seth laughs with Seth. Funny, witty, engaging, charming. 💕

@azrealle9474 Жыл бұрын

I love Corrections so much, thanks to you and the crew for giving us this gem. The Archimedes joke is going to continue to stress me out, but hey, that's what we're here for.

@HRHDaviaTheYounger Жыл бұрын

I feel the same way. It’s cruelty.

@GlitchmasterStudios Жыл бұрын

Mourning doves actually make many different noises, ranging from pidgeony cooing to loud shrieky crow-like noises with their long ocarina sound being just their contact call.

@Cathowl Жыл бұрын

And it's not really like pigeon and dove are biologically useful categories anyhow. There's no real cladistic cutoff between the ones we decided to call "pigeons" and the ones we decided to call "doves". All doves ARE pigeons.

@probablydanny569 Жыл бұрын

i thought we were going to just get an audio clip of randy johnson exploding the bird again

@qazzaqstan Жыл бұрын

@@Cathowl Also the common pigeon (which is presumably the type Seth was referring to) are also called rock doves. So not only are they both the same family and just some species (are seemingly randomly) called pigeons and others called doves (much like turtles and terrapins in the USA). Some species are called both including the specific one Seth was referring to.

@miragegrey4177 Жыл бұрын

Mourning doves sound like someone having sex.

@stillhere1425 Жыл бұрын

We have those doves in our yard and they kind of hoot. Also regularly plow into our sliding glass doors.

@anotherrainymonday820 Жыл бұрын

That Mac Tonight is genuinely terrifying

@laras678 Жыл бұрын

The use of the gray thread to make eye bags was inspired, though, you have to admit!

@MadlyNadly Жыл бұрын

I think the little flub-up at the end was perfect. Cracking up in the middle of "auto-asphyxiation" really got me.

@noalb1 Жыл бұрын

I just rewatched the episodes and maintain that Episode 66 is the better episode, especially out of context. The long walk for the chocolate reveal is quintessential Corrections humor, while the jokes about it holding up holiday plans and not accepting staff submissions work perfectly without ever having seen other episodes. It even explains all the Mac Tonight stuff. There's the Baze of Glory setup and callback. Honestly, if I wanted to introduce someone to Corrections, Episode 66 is the one I'd start with, period.

@howiethao277 Жыл бұрын

I was so hoping Seth would throw that little freak doll. So happy to have not been disappointed

@anro7137 Жыл бұрын

Lolol! Little Freak doll!

@brittanym2288 Жыл бұрын

I count down the seconds until Corrections gets uploaded. This is my favourite part of the week 😄

@brittanymiller5585 Жыл бұрын

Do I travel back in time at some point to post this comment?

@brittanym2288 Жыл бұрын

Hahaha, well played fellow jackal of the same name…I wonder how many more of us there are? 😎

@JefCollier Жыл бұрын

I am no Brittany, but based on this comment I know we are the same. When do we all get matching jackal tattoos?

@EarleMonroe Жыл бұрын

It is also mine but without the ‘u’ - my favorite ;)

@Scott_Alexander Жыл бұрын

@@brittanym2288 1 out of every 6,310 baby girls born in 2021 are named Brittany. Miller is ranked #7 in terms of the most common surnames in America. Miller is the 7th most common surname in the United States, belonging to 1,161,437 individuals. In the United States, the male-to-female ratio is roughly 97 males for 100 females. In 2021, about 65.08 percent of women fell into the 15-64 age group. The general fertility rate was 55.8 births per 1,000 women aged 15-46. Given all of this information, 0.03% of Miller babies born in 2021 specifically are named Brittany. The odds of any girl being named Brittany Miller though is much lower.

@ThrashMetallix Жыл бұрын

Honestly, people should vote for this episode as the best episode for the Emmy's.

@kylejnorris Жыл бұрын

I almost commented on the sector/triangle pizza slice issue, but Seth said that during an impression of a Russian spy that couldn't speak English very well. While that would be the worst spy in the world, calling a slice of pizza a triangle fits that character.

@Superman2890 Жыл бұрын

Correction: A hearse driver wouldn't punch in, take a single body, and punch out. There are only so many days that are good for burials and so many times to have one that a hearse driver would probably be busy for a whole 6-8 hour shift. Some of us work for a living. Edit: Also, they probably would be taking a casket and not a coffin. But you know that.

@chezmoi42 Жыл бұрын

I don't think weather determines the days burials are scheduled. Funerals are scheduled to allow distant friends and family to arrange their trips, and rain is not going to change that date. I'm sure even you have seen photos of mourners under a sea of umbrellas.

@LindaC616 Жыл бұрын

@@chezmoi42used to live over a funeral home. Can confirm

@RandomGuyRandomNumber Жыл бұрын

Hearse drivers would typically be dressed (as would all funeral home staff) in suitable black mourning garb. They would also normally be expected to behave in a suitably solemn and respectful manner while performing their professional duties, for which they are paid. By most criteria (appearance, behaviour, circumsance, professional etiquette and contractual obligation), a hearse driver would be in mourning while driving off the hypothetical cliff, so the whole mourning dove / incompetent hearse driver analogy does hold up.

@anthonystrickland7049 Жыл бұрын

@@chezmoi42 everyone knows funerals are scheduled for rain. I've watched TV and the most important people have rainy funerals. It's just science.

@californiapagan Жыл бұрын

This has been one of the highlights of my week for so long. I agree that if you know the previous episodes corrections is gold.

@katehunt6063 Жыл бұрын

This was one of the best Corrections! The ‘audience’ laughed big time! Can we vote for this one for Emmy consideration? (But yes; there has never been a bad Corrections!)

@BlazinMason Жыл бұрын

Been here since ep.1 and am still loving every minute of it. Pure God damn gold! And Seth, your finger nails look much better, do you get a manicure before every corrections so people don't burn you on biting your nails? Love you Seth! From Ketchikan Alaska ❤

@jackintheville Жыл бұрын

I thought that too!

@christinegarrett7257 Жыл бұрын

Aren't most shows nominated for an Emmy part of a series, meaning that most individual episodes are part of some story arc? I was happier than I should've been when Seth pulled out the card at the end. A nice call back to the early days of Corrections when he wrote his notes on the back of some covid instruction cards or something like that and then switched to ones with something funny on them.

@billjohnson8794 Жыл бұрын

This could be the best Corrections I’ve watched. I vote for this one for an Emmy

@MyBiPolarBearMax Жыл бұрын

The Archie meads joke is just absolute perfection. Chef’s kiss

@chaosdark4123 Жыл бұрын

I still think this is the best part of the entire show.

@christopheroconnor7659 Жыл бұрын

Seth. We’re watching this on KZfaq. Time is clearly something we have plenty of to waste…

@YeeSoest Жыл бұрын

"The G-Yard" is already slang by the time this video is over. Too cool, too catchy, too against the grain for our kids not to use it😂

@jackintheville Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@bungsause Жыл бұрын

I never knew the words were “white winged dove” I continue to learn from corrections. Keep up the amazing work. ❤

@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin Жыл бұрын

Ok, I’m DYING to know what you thought the lyrics were instead. I can never remember the proper lyrics and just stick with whatever has worked for me for decades. 😊

@rhiannablumberg4803 Жыл бұрын

Seth I know my comments don't matter because I'm not a jackal just a day ONE SUPER FAN!!! However I still must express my complete adoration for this segment, I've bought you're RIDICULOUSLY overpriced mug in support, which I enjoy my coffee every morning, AND my 3 year old daughter Sophia knows who YOU are as well as who is the jackal typing away on said mug! Never ever cease this amazing creative outlet! I look forward to it every week!❤❤❤❤

@timgorman6530 Жыл бұрын

My mug sprang leak this morning! I hope your's holds up, but I'd advise using a saucer under it.

@NickellaElla Жыл бұрын

Not to do with Corrections specifically, but didn’t the Emmy’s decide to replace Variety Talk and Variety Sketch Series categories with Talk Series and Scripted Variety Series? Meaning Last Week Tonight with John Oliver will fall under Variety Series leaving Late Night with Seth Meyers to win Talk Series…

@celing99 Жыл бұрын

Justice for Episode 40! Please make it public again!

@elizabethbryson7068 Жыл бұрын

My week is complete, I've watched the latest Corrections. It is such a treat to watch Seth work. I've done small stand up bits for 50 years, since college, and I wish I could do reactions and stills like he does. Damn, man, you just get better!

@apoloxix Жыл бұрын

A pizza slice IS a triangle in non euclidean geometry.

@chrisdutch3013 Жыл бұрын

Right? And who says it isn't an octagonal pizza? (Or that the pizza has 8 slices, for that matter)

@GusCraft460 Жыл бұрын

What? Do you even know what non-Euclidean geometry is? It’s geometry on a curved surface. Pizzas are flat. What you said makes no sense.

@chrisdutch3013 Жыл бұрын

@@GusCraft460 Assuming we're referring to a hypothetical pizza in this Universe, the underlying spacetime is curved by gravity. For this to be a pizza of any use, it must consist of matter, which has mass and therefore exerts gravitational force.

@apoloxix Жыл бұрын

@@GusCraft460 see? U take school math lessons. No, it's not. It goes against the exiom of two parallels can't meet. Hence, they can be curved. You're talking on a subset of non euclidean geometry - spherical geometry.

@petecoogan Жыл бұрын

Only of it's a Cthulhu and pineapple pizza tho