I wanted to like this but I also want to keep the thumbs up number at '69'....ooooo I don't know what to do T-T

Brytani Henry Well it's 82 now, so...

First Name Surname and one more makes 83 lol it's great when other people make decisions for me haha

Brytani Henry YES!!! THE MIND CONTROL WORKS!!!

First Name Surname Well I'm numbah 449

That and open praise of Louis CK.

Ngl was kinda looking for these two comments. It is still fun to watch old Cracked stuff tho

There's still the books.

Came here to say exactly the same thing!

@@JoshyGee the books will have the same overall ending. but with slight differences

+Edward Gil (ObaREX) God, this is all permeating.

+Edward Gil (ObaREX) I know right I do that too, my parents wonder why but all I can tell them is I started it so I have to finish it even if I hate it at least I have something to make fun of.

+Edward Gil (ObaREX) It's why the writers of that show can seemingly have a single, 10 minute long brain-storming session, hand the crudely scrawled notes to a handful of interns and then fuck off to work on projects they actually give a shit about. Because of people like us. :(

Focusing on mainly your final point since I agree with everything else, the Walking Dead does touch on that during the whole rebuilding society segments of the majority of the seasons mainly starting with the Governor. What always ends up happening though is those murderous alpha bros as you call them break in and murder because that's what they are at their core. Stupid dicks more concerned about themselves and willing to do anything and everything just to make sure they can feel like they are on top. The people more concerned about rebuilding tend to lack the craziness and/or fire power to fight back these people so they get run over and that seems to be what just happens in that world and a lot of other apocalyptic worlds in a broad sense. A big thing you have to keep in mind is no civilization was constructed in a day and the majority of them had to wise up to dealing with invaders and protecting their own. Walking Dead showcases this pretty well and also touches on what happens to those societies that started off peaceful trying to just help others out and how getting ran over by brutes affect them and change them. Governor couldn't accept Rick's group and went to war only for the Governor to lose his god damn mind and not only destroy the first community, but the second. Alexandra got ran over by Rick's group then tried to conform to Rick's ideals only for Rick to get ran over by Negan. And afaik Negan's group is currently at the top of the top because they work together, make use of all resources gathered, make everyone contribute, and most importantly use the power they have to actively protect themselves from danger. Walking dead and other apocalyptic worlds also focus heavily on the rough patch before the intelligent take over because it is suppose to be entertaining and not a lot of the masses will be excited to tune in every week to watch nerds work together. They want to see a bunch of brutes murder each other in as grand of a way as humanly possible since that's what they find entertaining.

Burning car syndrome. You just want to keep watching it

Dont you have chairs at the back of your(or your family)car? I surely do, its not that strange.

@@TeamToonz1 Its been seven years, do you still do it. Because if you do, you are wasting a lot of fuel by carrying all that unnecessary weight

@@TeamToonz1 Dan doesn't associate with people and therefore would only have need for one chair in his car

@@wildste folding chairs weight like 5 to 10 pounds a pop. It's not that serious

@@wildsteMy collapsible chairs weigh about 2 lbs apiece. Most people are far more than 8 lbs overweight. I’ll keep the chars.

You think this one is outside because he was sick that week?

sad that a sore throat is enough for most people, especially knowing that an episode is scheduled to be outside on a day. this generation, my generation, and the generation before mine is just too soft. cave man times is where its at, born in the wrong millennia smh

Seinfeld did it too

Idk why they didn’t give Katie his points in this it seems like she didn’t get to do a whole thing

@@xtradrive-kz3rz When your job revolves around speaking, having an audibly sore throat is a perfectly good reason to take a day off from that part of your job. If you're suffering from an affliction that prevents you from doing an aspect of your job well enough, it would be absolutely reasonable to not to that work since you know you're going to be impeded.

Yes it did!

Lol same with going out of his way to say he wants Louie C.K. to still be alive.

And given the reaction of the fans, "The Walking Dead" actually had a *good* ending, so really everything about this video is inverted. It's like Bizarro Cracked World.

​@@PaperbackWizard👀

+tdylan maybe they were on their way to a picnic or a barbeque

+tdylan You're joking right? That's the most Daniel thing to do.

+Scott Matthews with one bottle of water and one chocolate bar?... you must have some ghetto-ass BBQ's lol

I made the same comment about the chairs. didn't even read the first comment. lol

+tdylan Why don't you?

They kinda did but they're all zombies

+Dan Stuckie It's not the after hours crew though, just the same actors.

I made my version of that it's like this Dan-leader Micheal - crazy psycho Katie- The seductive Soren- Mutant

+erica creta interesting, could you elaborate on that some? I mean I kinda agree on Dan being leader, if not Soren as he may be either the leader or the psychotic member, Michael would probably be the useless member of the group do to his sex obsession, and Katie would probably be the character with the most development ahead of her

PenDragon 24601 They could discuss amateur theatrics put on by survivors in exchange for food like in The Postman or Escape from New York

Daniel apparently.

There wasn't any room for supplies on account of the chairs. He had to have a way for everyone to face each other like in all the other After Hours episodes. He couldn't just bring food and water so they don't die of exposure if they had to sit in the car and all face the same direction. That would be *crazy*.

Good luck existing. If you were a human and count yourself lucky enough to be alive you're either stuck being a fish person, a vampire, or completely fucking insane. One way or another you are screwed as a human in that world. Only one real human makes it and he was a baby when it happened.

Or just straight up dying and becoming a zombie, like in the flashback to Ice Kings origins. Human beings are screwed in Adventure Time universe.

Alright, alright. Have fun in your dreams haha.

Isn't there like a whole island of humans? Not to mention, I believe the question is asking which Post-apocalyptic you(the person answering the question) would want to live in. So in their case, it's asking which world he would want to live in. Meaning he would be alive. Meaning his answer would be valid... except for the fact that it has to be movie apocalypse. Other than that, it works. Or we could wait until Adventure Time has a movie. Which is in the works, apparently... Also, a lot of people picked Adventure Time. It might be pretty fun, too.

Wait, adventure time is a post apocalyptic waste land?

i thought will smith was the ideal human...

MoXy Soren is ageless

Soren for god

Is god

@@pyroandrew6752 Soren Bowie for god 2020! "What's the other guy done for ya lately"

Richard Rowe True, in real life zombies would literally fall apart within days or weeks. Most zombie movies establish some workaround that slows down the decomposition process. In the Walking Dead Zombies that have not eaten in a while are obviously slower and more frail. I believe in some episodes they even mention that.

Richard Rowe In the world war Z novel and such the virus repels most form of bacteria that causes decay.

Brandon Piunti All right, fair enough...but what about desiccation? Even without bacterial decay, a body is still going to dry out eventually. Especially if it's walking around in the sun. How long does it take to make beef jerky? Even in a really humid environment, desiccation would happen sooner or later. And even if the zombie were underwater, it wouldn't keep the collagen in the bones from breaking apart. Once that happens, the bones are basically just chalk sticks. then there's oxidation and UV breakdown...ect ect. So either way...it wouldn't be more than a couple weeks, couple months at most before they just fell apart The surface of the Earth isn't the most hospitable place for dead bodies lol.

David teer Hey man...sorry, didn't see your response first. I replied to Brandon above, saying basically the same thing. I'd love to know how they get around desiccation and oxidation without a functioning circulatory system...neat trick lol.

i dont exactly remember anything else from it but it just was if you follow that it lets them last longer i guess. But im sure there are flaws anyways

Trust me, I know the difference.

+Dick Grayson they did an episode when they were out camping

Silvoc Oh, you're right. One of the horror themed episodes. Maybe in this episode they were driving to the campsite in that episode. And other than that, it's just diners.

+Dick Grayson that seems reasonable

+Silvoc Which was that?

+Dick Grayson the car isn't even on a road, there's a fire pit and they've set up chairs that they for some reason brought along. it seems fairly self evident that their destination is, for whatever reason, exactly where they are

MinionOfDeth2112 But all the reminders of pre war world, with the ghouls or the landmarks,just like Michael said

That would only get to me if I gave a shit, which I don't. If it did then I'd just find a way to destroy that stuff and sell the scrap materials. I'm kind of like Dan but I need more action to keep me entertained. Thus the Raiders, Deathclaws, Geckos, Fiends, Robots, ect.

MinionOfDeth2112 Another bad thing is everyone wants to kill each other.

Like I said: I NEED ACTION. And not everyone wants to kill each other, your safe within your own faction... just have to watch out for power struggles. Thankfully I'm not into politics.

MinionOfDeth2112 True but living in a vault has to be bad after a while, because some vaults were made to test stuff on people, run out of water or not have any equipment to stay healthy. (remember the plant people)

Great. Now you'll have to wait a month. I did the same thing :(

To be fair, either way, they would have to wait. Haha. They could either watch one, wait a certain amount of time, and then watch them again until she catches up. Or binge them all and wait for the next one. Haha. Also, just re-watch them after a bunch of time passes. Or re-watch with friends and family.

Lol ikr

The matrix is the best

I don't know, its kinda sexy

Poodlekisses Dan is sexy in general. Michael is more sexy than Soren.

It seemed pretty clear even in the theatrical cut. The leader monster guy looked pretty broken up about his female companion being kidnapped, he even stuck his head out in the sunlight. Ugh that stupid divine intervention ending angers me so much.

He's not wrong

well, they did have rules......

Spooky Scary Gang Raping Skeleton well one of the rules in every zombie movie is don't make alot of noise, always stick together, scavenge for food and zombies are always a threat. in zombieland. there might be rules that says you have to run fast, check bathroom and such... but you still had freedom to do what you want... and in the whole movie... everyone is friendly with each other. when tallahassee and Columbus met each other. sure at first they almost killed each other. but tallahassee still became friends with columbus. wichita and little rock were the only people who screwed them over. but even so. markets still have tons of food, you can smash a whole car and not a single zombie comes in and find you. wasting ammo was never a bad thing. heck in the town they should have seen should have had tons of zombies crawling. but it didn't... compare that to the walking dead. where a when you're not making any noise at all. then suddenly a walker gets behind you and bites you. there's hardly any food. almost everyone you meet wants to kill you. ammo is hard to find. you can't even find a fucking knife in a kitchen. in zombieland they found shotguns, SMGs and pistols in a perfectly working hummer. zombieland is the dream land where we all want to be in. so we can go ape shit killing zombies. is like dead rising and GTA in real life. we can do what the hell we want in zombieland. we can crash cars and we can kill zombies with ease. in the walking dead. they had trouble fighting a 12 zombies. tallahassee was inside a prize booth with two pistols and 4 or 6 magazines left and he killed every last one of them. in the walking dead.. thats a freakin death sentence... in zombieland. its just another fun day as one of the last survivors on earth. plus they still have electricity... in other zombie movies they don't have that. heck in other zombie movies it would take them a hell of a long time and some people getting bit and dying before they get into LA. while they went to LA without car trouble, and no one dying... this is the perfect zombie apocalypse... where we can be as violent as we want but still enjoy the perks of modern day things.

Yes I was thinking that too!

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Ethan Smith Fuck my choice. Land of Ooo bitches!

Yeah well you better be a girl like Fionna otherwise you gonna screwed on the romance end like what happened to Finn.

he was very sick and thats why they filmed outside this day. couldn't have him getting the crew sick indoors all day filming (or contaminating any food areas for that matter) i made that up but it may be true

he sounded a bit like winnie the pooh

@@nathanielbeven9052 that actually sounds very possible

best movie, best apocalypse, hell yes

That would be a fucking terrible apocalypse, your home world is destroyed, every alien hates you, your species is across known space and time, and you have a pure energy race trying to murder you.

That was my favorite movie as a child

Mike clearly needed to be oxygenated better at that point in time. "In Water World World World, there's water...world."

Apparently

Obviously

+Douche Bag Thats not so weird, i keep a bone saw, body bags and a shovel in my trunk, just in case... don't ask. ;)

Don't be stupid, Douche Bag: he obviously picked them off of a folding chair tree. They're usually ripe in the summer.

You never know when you might have an opportunity for a four-way pop culture discussion

lots of water

You can't swim for the rest of your life. That is my point.

is that a challenge

@@sarahknight6627 Actually you can swim for the rest of your life. It's called drowning.

How so? It's not like he raped anyone.

@@Tkieron sexual harassment, indecent exposure and public masturbation are in the same ballpark, though

@@ideitbawxproductions1880 except all of it was consensual and everytime he asked first even sarah silverman talked about it

@@shilohwehrmacht2947 Didn't he confess?

@@Diinytro He confessed that he pulled out his penis and masturbated until completion after asking the women if he could. They all agreed, but later said either that they thought he was joking or that they weren't comfortable with it but felt like they couldn't/shouldn't say no. Louis C.K confessed that, in hindsight, the fact that these women looked up to him created a power imbalance that he shouldn't have abused. It obviously wasn't properly consensual, and he has admitted that, but comparing him to a rapist is the kind of insane exaggeration that makes people tune out of the whole debate and dismiss accusations.

It's you

His voice is the same

+kallum keeley He sounds sick or something. It is definitely not just you.

+kallum keeley He is definetely sick. How can someone not year that?

+kallum keeley It's the heat. His throat is parched.

yes

OBVIOUSLY!

+KyosBallerina "Movie" apocalypses

+Michael Iv It is still a good answer even if it's not applicable to the topic.

Wren Dean I'mma go with Dredd

Right there with you mate! Although I am still annoyed they killed that hot redhead Roz last season. Supposedly it was because she refused to do anymore nude scenes.....Honestly they wrote her a new part into the story with lines because they liked her and then she goes and pulls that on them?

dangercats77 By keeping her around they had shown her as more then eye candy. But they eye candy does not have to stop being eye candy just because it now has some serious lines that develop the plot. If I was writing I would have kept her around but with less nudity. And would probably only put in some of that nudity if there was a slow part of an episode that needed a segue to get the MANY MANY young male viewers attention again.

*spoiler alert* I read on Wikipedia how 'The Winds of Winter' is supposed to end. Jon Snow, Daenerys Targaryen, Tyrion Lannister and Will Smith find and retrieve Excalibur, Saphira's egg, an oaken branch, and a hand grenade (respectively), and use their combined power to defeat Sauron and save Narnia. And they get to live happily ever after in Zombieland, with their pet dragons, a giant albino direwolf and Hodor at their sides, and they get to eat seven meals a day, with twinkies and pigeon pie for dessert.

Someone new sits on the throne, rape and death stuff happens, and pan away, the end.

all of dany's development disappears in a flash of explosions

are we the only ones who noticed that?

TaMya Grice Nope, I did too

I did as well

+Al Katraz at first i thought it was intentional, maybe it was

thank was reallyh expecting more comments about this

+frozenaorta Soren's not short.. did you mean Dan?

Daniel Patterson After watching some other stuff, I retract that comment. Dan is definitely shorter than him. But doesn't it kind of look like Soren's chair is raised to make him the same height as Dan here? Optical illusion I guess.

it looks like they must have adjusted the seats in between cuts, sorens chair looks like it's sunk into the ground when he swaps chairs so they must have put something under it maybe

Matthew Johnson Or Hitchhiker Guide to the Galaxy.

I dunno British sci-fi is typically 10,000% awkward and absurd.

Matthew Johnson That's what makes it fun!

Matthew Johnson Red Dwarf!

Robert Davidson YESSSS

I wasn't aware that Louis CK raped anyone. Since that's what you're implying.

even worse that when it does go boom it'll spread radiation across half the country depending on witch way the wind is blowing

If all the nuclear power plants go boom. There going to be no safe point on earth. I suggest you learn how to maintain it or shut it down.

Is that a Whitest Kids You Know- Anarchy reference?

I... don’t think that’s how nuclear power plants work. Pretty sure they have a series of redundant failsafes for that reason.

Lol. Daytime soap that occasionally has zombies? You obviously didn't watch the whole first episode or the second episode. I don't mean to argue. I get that it's not your thing. If you really want to see the more action parts of the show, which I highly recommend, start from Season three. Season two is complete shit and the rest of season one is eh.

No walking dead is bæ

Alexandra Bikbulatova walking dead is a Danish shit? I agree

It bothers me a lot

same

+Snipper Joey I like it.

+Snipper Joey Thank you I was going crazy looking for someone else who noticed that.

Snipper Joey yeah I was about to say something until I saw your comment lol

or diapers and pregnancy tests... have been getting those every time now.. I think someone is trying to tell me something 😂

+Yrsa Lenander or condoms

I love the mute button, I don't need to listen to things I already have.

I hate people who complain about ads when Adblock installs in less than 2 minutes

razors98 not for mobile phones

As awesome as that sounds... I don't wanna mess with the reavers.

Amen. I'd just carry a box of salt, holy water and silver.

You know, whilst I agree that post apocalyptic Supernatural would be interesting to say the least, it would not be one which I would want to live in. Let us take a look at what is actually shown to happen not to Sam and Dean but to everyone in the world. One of the things about Supernatural is that the ordinary person has no idea that any of these things are actually occurring. Whilst there are prophets putting forth books on future events, the majority of the human race is wiped out. Now let us consider this for a second. Neither one of us is ready for a zombie apocalypse and in a sense a demon apocalypse would be many times worse. There are people who would actually side with the demons in return for compensation of some sort, people who would actively hunt those who were trying to spare themselves from the demon horde. People wouldn't side with a zombie because to do so would be suicide whilst people would side with lucifer because well... Demons can and do make people's wishes come true through contracts. People in this show, actively seek out demons in order to make their dreams come true. Now, salt, holy water and silver would protect you from those demons which are hunting you but none of them have any effect whatsoever on the people who would side with them. The people who would willingly aid them in exchange for something they want, some kind of wish or power or to be able to live longer if only shortly... You're in a world where you may realistically be given a choice between dying and killing a friend or a loved one and knowing that your friends and loved ones may face the same choice. This world is NOT one I would wish to live in.

Wolf from pulp fiction is driving the tow truck.

Mr.Awesomesauce LOL, that is the only answer I will accept.

They don't say when they called the tow truck :)

***** Literally the first thing Dan says is that the tow truck will be there in 10 minutes. He then says they still have 5 minutes left at the end...

Yes, and it's just as possible that the tow truck called to tell them he was almost there having been called some time ago, as it is that he had just called the tow truck.

You saw what happened to the humans. Want to never walk again?

+Issie Ward No, see, they only got fat because they didn't utilize the swimming pool, race track, tennis court, etc. The only reason they got fat is because they stopped walking entirely, so if you just forgo the chair thing, there isn't a problem!

It was the gravity, actually. There was a whole digram about it in the film.

Nope. IT was human inactivity.

Hell yes!! Best apocalypse EVER!!

Oh yeah! I can't believe I forgot that it's set in a post-apocalypse world. I would totally live there.

YOOOOOOO!!!

Yeah, the "best" Apoc world is Fallout. It isn't TV or a movie, but it is more detailed and thought out then any of the worlds they described. The world can/is slowly rebuilding and there is some thriving civilization. Granted there is a ton of evil and awful things too, but they are unavoidable in all Apoc worlds.

mojothemigo that's exactly why i like Fallout. plus all the cool weapons, armor, and stuff.

moebossman Yeah but all that cool stuff would be a BITCH to get. you have to go through what? a DOZEN super mutants just to get to that one dead brotherhood member that carries the damn fat man and then you have to figure out to accurately load and fire the weapon in the 10 seconds you have before the behemoth comes. Thinking on that I'm surprised the lone wanderer doesn't have a full head of grey hair with how much stress the guy went through in like 4 months.

They got some pretty dope soft drinks too.

Robert Brunner but when you get that fatman, it'll be one hell of an explosion