Crusader kings 2 But I have Zero Stats?? 0 Stat Man Challenge

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5 жыл бұрын

Welcome ladies and gentlemen to effectively the opposite of our wonderful 100 Stat Man adventure! Presenting King Steve of Wales also known as 0 Stat Man.
He is just an ordinary bloke except all of his stats are set to 0 so realistically he is the worst possible ruler you can have in Crusader Kings 2 (CK2). So yes this one is going to be a huge challenge!
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@frasercadman6111 5 жыл бұрын

Nothing makes me more upset than Spiff continuously calling Apostates: ‘Apostles’

@MrWiscow 5 жыл бұрын

I know riiiight

@TheBlackBrickStudios 5 жыл бұрын

Is there some running gag we're missing? Because that is genuinely irksome.

@deltoroperdedor3166 5 жыл бұрын

To 100 Statman apostles are indeed apostates

@DIEGhostfish 5 жыл бұрын

I mean the Apostles were specific people, not all Christians.

@lentoturmahub8214 5 жыл бұрын

Fraser Cadman >Taliban kills thousands of people in Afghanistan daily >A KZfaqr pronounces words wrong Quite obvious which one is more awful.

@PeterButchens 5 жыл бұрын

I quite like 0-Stat-Man. He's actually a decent human being (so far). I guess power really does corrupt as 100stat man shows.

@timlage7788 5 жыл бұрын

A simple life is a non corutble all he wants to do is be frends with everyone

@sneedsfeedseed9905 5 жыл бұрын

I do believe you're forgetting how he's trying to conquer some counties from the neighbouring duke.

@redcomrade0088 5 жыл бұрын

@@sneedsfeedseed9905 War for some counties doesn't really compare to mass murder of entire Sweden, mass murder of Christian rulers and Blood Sacrifices every week or so.

@ObligedUniform 5 жыл бұрын

Every week. Hah! Thems rookie numbers. Need at least 5 blood sacrifices a day, otherwise why are you wasting your time?

@sneedsfeedseed9905 5 жыл бұрын

@Red Comrade00 If you kill a person, you're still a murderer, just because my dad did it better doesn't make you good.

@keizervanenerc5180 5 жыл бұрын

Herecy! Where is our true lord ans saviour, father of hundreds, slayer of thousands, emperor of millions, 100Stat????

@gregoryk.173 5 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: It's actually 100 stat man in the beginnig of his life

@thediethrower1803 5 жыл бұрын

He's simply lived so long he learned his way up to 100 stats

@TheAmubis 4 жыл бұрын

It couldn't be. He cured his imbecileness through the art of BIG BRAIN ?

@Oblithian 4 жыл бұрын

I like how that spelling error makes it so close to "0 stat man is the benign of his life (100stat man)"

@whatstuntman4876 5 жыл бұрын

England: Welp, the King is dead. I can't wait for another Great English Ruler to lead us to- Norway: *slams fist* Stoopid I'm not even going to give you the chance!

@pusheenman1099 5 жыл бұрын

*reverse card has been played*

@Serpenziss 5 жыл бұрын

The Virgin Zero Stat Man >Welsh >Catholic >Imbecile >Not immortal >Old >Capable of nothing The Chad Hundred Stat Man >Swedish >Norse >Immortal >Can own 21 provinces under the direct control of the crown >An excellent fighter >God >Reformed his faith >Runs this globe >Genius >Ladies man >Your childhood mentor

@AventuroPlays 5 жыл бұрын

Instead of "Norse", I read "Horse". Now that would be a character I'd love to see!

@michaelmeli23 5 жыл бұрын

Yeet!

@Serpenziss 5 жыл бұрын

@@AventuroPlays Actually there is an option that your wife would be a horse. I've seen it somewhere in CK2

@vonfaustien3957 5 жыл бұрын

@@Serpenziss if your insane and have an imperial title you can get mad at your council and appoint a horse to your government. After which you could merry it but you can get a hire from it without shinagins because its a horse...if your immortal you cab also make your horse chancellor imortal with you.

@mandowarrior123 5 жыл бұрын

100 stat man.... 0 stat man BEST FRIENDS with 100 stat man, who does anything for his matey.

@JustinY. 5 жыл бұрын

Crusader Kings 2: where you commit atrocities even worse than rimworld.

@JustinY. 5 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit I didn't know you can marry horses in Rimworld

@jsaba3521 5 жыл бұрын

Justin Y. You can marry your Mum, it’s the same thing. * Agressively Dabs*

@gunpingu4364 5 жыл бұрын

to the workshop we go steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1617962857&searchtext=marry+animals

@MR_GPU 5 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit THROUGH THE POWER OF *MODS*

@erichvonmanstein3012 5 жыл бұрын

WHY YOU ARE EVERYWHERE GOD DAMMIT.

@Patches2212 5 жыл бұрын

13:44 Playing "Flower of Scotland" for Wales... 10/10 Brit *raises a cup of tea in salute even though I'm from a colony that rebelled*

@cymruambyth6440 5 жыл бұрын

And with an F for wales.... when its just Powys (best Wales) beating up the South

@jamieobree1181 5 жыл бұрын

I did wonder about that anthem myself...

@karmagator2312 5 жыл бұрын

It is "Apostate", which is someone who has renounced his former religion. Apostles are a bit different ^^

@brandongreenhough9379 5 жыл бұрын

@Zaxio 005 a prophet or messiah....since yanno....jesus did that

@karmagator2312 5 жыл бұрын

@Zaxio 005 - My best guess would be "heretic" or "apostate", at least from the perspective of his former fellow believers. They would focus on him abandoning his faith. I personally would call him just a "bit" delusional ;) I'm not a Theologian, though, so take my answer with a massive load of salt.

@karmagator2312 5 жыл бұрын

@Zaxio 005 - One does not preclude the other :D

@connerfranz3624 5 жыл бұрын

Ap-Os-State sounded out phonetically.

@dfredericks86 5 жыл бұрын

@Zaxio 005 a heretic.

@Namelesswhirl 5 жыл бұрын

He simply can't be stopped. He's so lucky. The only thing that can stop him now is old age... unless he becomes immortal.

@KuueenKumi 2 жыл бұрын

I like to see Spiff start with a massive disadvantage. See how he makes....this...work lol

@rudinipl4012 5 жыл бұрын

"Hello there Dissapointment" just broke me, its the best

@frasercadman6111 5 жыл бұрын

This is just every Inbred Karling by the end of the game I swear

@brandongreenhough9379 5 жыл бұрын

Burning an apostle is a whole lot different than burning an apostate...you burn an apostle youre probably an apostate

@MrWiscow 5 жыл бұрын

Nicely put!

@ZanathKariashi 5 жыл бұрын

Or Roman.

@daihairs 5 жыл бұрын

Welsh used to use a patronymic naming system until it got anglicised by the English. So, at 4:14 his name is John son of Steve

@XarathDominion 5 жыл бұрын

oh no Edit: he is already dead with those stats!

@bleflar9183 5 жыл бұрын

9:35 That feeling when you cheat on your wife with your wife.

@kuldud7424 5 жыл бұрын

i need more 0 stat man! Please continue the series with more than one life, just add the "Imbecile" trait through console (or change all of their stats to 0 again if you want to stay true to the series) But pleeeeaaase make this a nice and long series! Do it for me, ok? :*

@Astro_Guy_1 5 жыл бұрын

So you essentially became King Harlaus, incompetent but hosting legendary feats every day.

@jasonellis4916 4 жыл бұрын

Enjoyed this just as much as 100 steps very amusing. I want to see more CK2

@AB-up2bm 5 жыл бұрын

"It's a disappointment (daughter)" -Spiff

@springyslinky2190 5 жыл бұрын

"He's just died of death." -Spiff, 2019

@TheActionBastard 5 жыл бұрын

"I just have no idea what is happening in England anymore" yeah that about sums up the 21st century too...

@Stettafire 4 жыл бұрын

*Britain not England. The whole UK is fucked thank you very much

@KnowingNo 5 жыл бұрын

Would a pacifist run be possible in this game? if so.. that could be fun to see. Also, this and 100 Stat man is great. Keep up the great entertainment.

@Xelights 5 жыл бұрын

You can "go tall" where you invest in upgrading your current land instead of conquering land. But you can't go full pacifist because there is always the threat of being attacked or rebelled against. I suppose you could immediately concede every war?

@majormajorasic 5 жыл бұрын

@@Xelights Technically you could go full pacifist since you can have 0% rebellion chance and get everyone to like you enough to not declare war onto you.

@the_Kutonarch 5 жыл бұрын

There's still adventurers and raiders that'll still need to be murdered to death, so no full pacifist run.

@majormajorasic 5 жыл бұрын

@@the_Kutonarch Just pay off whatever ransom they ask for, no need to fight them.

@ZanathKariashi 5 жыл бұрын

You can do a defensive wars only pacifist run (but just as a errata to that, Independence CB isn't allowed, even though it's technically a defensive war according to the game. You can use an independence faction request but if your liege refuses to accept it you have to immediately surrender). But a full pacifist run is basically impossible except as a Patrician, since eventually someone is gonna want your stuff and attack you over it and you not have a means of avoiding it, and a full pacifist would have to immediately surrender. However it's very possible to play as a pacifist to who avoids conflict except when forced upon them.

@yungmalaria 5 жыл бұрын

What’s the gimmick? Just looks like an average Welshman to me

@beastonthehunt 5 жыл бұрын

@Zaxio 005 Because malaria is hard to escape

@rustledjammies8769 3 жыл бұрын

Lack of sheep means they're half a 0 stat man!

@aaronlewis702 5 жыл бұрын

Ahhh, I remember when Jesus burned the apostles.

@Osariik 5 жыл бұрын

I like every one of Spiff's videos before the video even starts because I know I'm going to enjoy it.

@denver6011 5 жыл бұрын

I have no idea what I just watched but I just subbed because I want to see more of this random shit nice video man

@erikklein7618 8 ай бұрын

Morg-Wang-Wang lmao the way he said it

@duncanurquhart5278 5 жыл бұрын

the fact that you tag each and every one of these videos with #montage and #funny is absolutely hilarious to me

@enough-applause-3368 5 жыл бұрын

100k congrats

@Gormathius 2 жыл бұрын

7:05 This channel is just a goldmine for quotes.

@jooseppi4728 4 жыл бұрын

Spiff you inspire me to play games I already put behind me :) Thx

@inquisitordragon6827 5 жыл бұрын

We need 100 Stat-Horse.

@iii8410 5 жыл бұрын

your king is an absolute butterlord should've named him harlaus

@Dmobley9901 5 жыл бұрын

100 stat man summary: What happens when you either have the best CK2 run ever, or when you cheat/break the game. 0 stat man summary: An average game of CK2.

@derpy1031 5 жыл бұрын

This is actually quite entertaining you could make this another ck2 series.

@josephoram5118 5 жыл бұрын

Damn dude I hope you play a devil cult at some point I think that would be cool

@givemeajackson 3 жыл бұрын

My heir: 100 stat man My second in line: 0 stat man Cancer: hello there Every fucking time

@crusaderoftrees2255 5 жыл бұрын

Honestly I love when you play ck2 you are the most epic of brits

@masterfubar23 5 жыл бұрын

Daaaamn, I have to wait for the next 0 Stat Man video.

@Secretsofsociety 5 жыл бұрын

"Even though I have no idea what I'm doing as a character, I am good at convincing people I do know what I'm doing" Story of my life lol /facepalm

@benfendest7496 5 жыл бұрын

Inserts text instead of video, avoids any chance of copystrike. The spiffling Brit, your a genious.

@burtmacraken3618 5 жыл бұрын

The midpoint “like reminder” is genius because im guilty of jumping to the next video and forgetting to like videos that i.. well... like. Lol

@strikes_again 4 жыл бұрын

You asked the question about the welsh and the “ap” thing. It basically means “of”. As in John, son of Steve. Hope that helps. Love the videos. Definitely didn’t buy Yorkshire tea because of you...

@elmojo9591 5 жыл бұрын

Can you make an immortal 0 zero stat man play through?

@Gytiss93 5 жыл бұрын

I have no clue how to play this, but dear god, i love this

@herrnein4164 5 жыл бұрын

I vote that Spiffing does the -Immortal- 0 stat man.

@lancerischar4165 2 жыл бұрын

0 Stat man is actually doing well! Good for King Steve :D

@E1nsty 5 жыл бұрын

This is hysterical.

@gabr.7878 2 жыл бұрын

Zero stat man, the arch enemy of 100 stat man

@BlancaMari 5 жыл бұрын

0 Statman, the shadow of what 100 statman could've been if he didn't sacrifice all his friends to himself

@pirateship6112 5 жыл бұрын

Spiffing... WE NEED 100 STAT MAN VS 0 STAT MAN!

@armyofmimes6320 5 жыл бұрын

Fools they were believing the power of KING STEVE could be confined to numbers.

@ValaAssistant 5 жыл бұрын

The Spiffing Brit is secretly Trotsky, he didnt actually die

@TheAngelChaz 4 жыл бұрын

OMG Spiff actually quoted my parents when I was born! "hello there dissapointment"

@AgglomeratiProduzioni 5 жыл бұрын

Fathers a female --> calls her "Disappointment" I'd say perfectly in character for a XI century king...

@Javiervs258 3 жыл бұрын

This should have been King Dave the Coffeedrinker. Poor Steve didn't deserve this.

@juanjosefreijedo774 4 жыл бұрын

Spiffing Brit is a perfectly balance channel with no exploits unless no exploits video.

@KayJay-zv8yb 5 жыл бұрын

Please come back to 100 stat man

@firedrake110 4 жыл бұрын

Not even a year has passed, and yet this video feels like it's so much lower in quality than the current ones. Spiff really blew up in quality and production in 2019

@shinydewott 5 жыл бұрын

0 stat man is just my normal CK2 run

@nazom_oko 5 жыл бұрын

Tbh this is wholesome

@michaelmeli23 5 жыл бұрын

You let me down bro, I wanted to see some eastern Sweeden and instead I get zero stat man? The world mourns.

@casperborn8474 5 жыл бұрын

Oh my, is that statman? oh no, it's his evil twin, the slightly stat-deprived namtats!

@MunchKING 3 жыл бұрын

4:20 *starts singing* "Are you Smarter than Zero-Year Old?"

@samiraperi467 5 жыл бұрын

"They lost a hundred, we lost... one." F to the brave dead.

@boomhowerd3858 5 жыл бұрын

Damnit I want to see you get to 1000 kills for 100 stat man

@andrek6920 5 жыл бұрын

0-stat-man? Hah. Come back when you've created a character with every single bad congenital trait, a bunch of terrible traits, starting as the count of Malta in 769 and gone on to become the Byzantine Emperor with that same character.

@riddlie787 5 жыл бұрын

*THE ABSOLUTE MAD LAD*

@WoAS_Necksus 5 жыл бұрын

A brief nitpicky note: AposTATE = a heretic; a person who follows a religion other than your own AposTLE = generally considered a servant, a follower, or loyal faithful member. Basically, they're the opposite, so if you burn apostles, you burn the loyalist faithful. love the content spiff

@serkif1 5 жыл бұрын

I'm waiting for the day that Spiff realizes it's not "apostle"

@xtxownage 5 жыл бұрын

The real 0 stat man is incapable.

@beelal6407 5 жыл бұрын

@the spiffing brit, it is literally 4:36am in australia...please just let me sleep properly.

@Nixonitus 4 жыл бұрын

So this is why the king of Swadia is always having feasts...

@hackbarrow 5 жыл бұрын

*100 STAT MAN HAS LEFT THE SERVER*

@zenerift9095 5 жыл бұрын

One day... One day Brit will learn the difference between "apostle" and "apostate"

@noahjohnson935 5 жыл бұрын

He made a friend and then learned how to diplomacy

@elo9704 5 жыл бұрын

When you're the greatest man alive, but your son grows up and ruins your reputation.

@HolyWarrior1 5 жыл бұрын

Apostate! Apostate! Literally the exact opposite of an apostle.

@Selvanus 4 жыл бұрын

12:47 YOU GOT A BOYFRIEND I BET HE DOESN’T KISS YA! *Proceeds to immediately commit sudoku*

@ProjectYoutube 5 жыл бұрын

What a puny being

@dumptruck5138 5 жыл бұрын

It's hard NOT to love 0 stat man. He just wants to make friends.

@stephenyoshida8145 5 жыл бұрын

We need to bring back 100 stat man in order to appease His anger!

@thezenv 4 жыл бұрын

im the stat man skippy dippy yopmm bum bedop bop bum bedop bop

@pabloramos1022 4 жыл бұрын

MEGA F, may the red dragon be free some day.

@FredrikLagerstrom 5 жыл бұрын

0 Stat man? That is basically every character I get in CK2

@CP1871 4 жыл бұрын

"Oh its a daughter...Hello, Disappointment!"

@franktidepod8724 5 жыл бұрын

FeelsStatMan

@felixpoopypants 5 жыл бұрын

Steve isn't going to be very happy.

@samuelladrillo5281 5 жыл бұрын

To anyone who dares to try, the negative stat man challenge, accomplish something of note (I would recommend going for becoming an emperor) with a charachter like this; -Naive appeaser as education trait -Drunkard -Lunatic -Disfigured -One-handed -One-legged -Malnourished -Clubfooted -Harelip -Hunchback -Imbecile -Lisp -Dwarf -Ugly -Weak -Frail -Dull -Uncouth -Gluttonous -Slothful -Craven -Shy -Inbred -Blinded -Homosexual and/or left-handed (For the negative church opinion) -Kinslayer Give yourself the nahuatl culture (As it is a special culture that normally appears only with the aztec invasion, you will get the "foreigner" opinion penalization with every charachter except your children, if you manage to get those) -Set your character religion as hellenist, no leader starts with that religion except for a few greek courtiers that usually get converted to orthodox early on (This could be also aztec religion, but I put the hellenist one because it will be less useful, wich is kinda the point) -You may increase health or in the character builder to give yourself a better chance of not dying randomly at 20, so you can suffer for longer, you can also add diseases like leper or great pox at your liking to worsen your stats even more For extra difficulty, you can start as a count rather than a king/Duke, start as a tribal/nomad lord, or both, perhaps you would like 796 brittish isles, as they are both tribal and catholic (The catholics will hate you a bit more than the other religions, so it gives a bit of extra difficulty -You aren't allowed to increase stats other than health in the character builder, and you aren't allowed to get any trait outside of the list above except diseases or negative traits -Feel completely free to change the game rules as you like, you can disable the aztecs, mongols and central asian invasions, leave them at default, perhaps set them on random and have an early catastrophe to take advantage of... anyways, if you were able to accomplish anything, let me know