Dad Dwyer
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4 жыл бұрынShane's hitting the Pelaton and eating real, real good. Matt's deep underground with very serious projects going on and is, regretfully, neglecting his body and its various needs.
Topics include: lady freaking out on the bird watcher, People who love the news (again) ((my bad)), Protecting our sweet daughters, the grim new reality of supermarkets, and more!!!!!!
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@L0wSkiller 4 ай бұрын
Where my 2024 Dawgz at?
@baeddanfrance7110 3 ай бұрын
cant believe how handsome and alpha matt looks in 2024
@carterhanke8985 13 күн бұрын
LFG
@Phillllthy 2 жыл бұрын
I started watching this podcast for Shane but I keep coming back for some Matt. Im deep in a mssp bender.
@boosh90 2 жыл бұрын
Matt is the heart of the show
@JLBHabs 2 жыл бұрын
bro i feel you, im about 2 weeks into this bender and it's all ive watched haha
@XXBSavageXX 2 жыл бұрын
Same here dawg
@Mattagins818 2 жыл бұрын
Best podcast out there, been on a big sassy daddy bender.
@mxmang 2 жыл бұрын
How good is our god?
@SFpurphaze Жыл бұрын
46:49 randomly walking up to ur pops and being like " u fucking wish u where a troop" is hilarious
@ThisIsNotYourFriend Жыл бұрын
Read it while he said it. Tripped me out
@littlemac844 4 жыл бұрын
I watch every show on KZfaq. Keep em coming boys
@stephenakridge7067 2 жыл бұрын
Join the Patreon big fella.
@chefturbo4117 Жыл бұрын
Join the paytch bro. It's five bucks.
@modestmarionette7893 4 жыл бұрын
The young bull is looking healthy. No booze + mommy and daddy’s food is doing him well
@yourmomsbox7455 4 жыл бұрын
Good clean American livin'
@rickardo3950 3 жыл бұрын
Mama and apple pie
@davidperez5089 2 жыл бұрын
He's even got the Superman hair coming in.
@DonkeyHotay794 9 ай бұрын
You don't think he's stealing some Miller's from Phil? And mommy is cooking some serious shephards pie. Ree ree 🐷 Three ree stance full sprint stiff arming Fart McGuire and running circles around the couch Don't underestimate Shane. He is Uruk-hai
@thecrazyyodeler85 6 ай бұрын
@@DonkeyHotay794im crying
@golfoftonkin Жыл бұрын
Tears disintegrating cotton candy might be one of the funniest and saddest images….
@onekillamikeb75 4 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Fallon goes blackface on SNL but Shane doesn't even get a chance
@steratorefriends6596 6 ай бұрын
And he's better for it
@anthonyruggieri2139 4 ай бұрын
This didn’t age well (Shane hosted SNL)
@mikesullivan7153 Жыл бұрын
I found MSSP a month ago and I've now watched or listened to everything available 😂
@notateacher1134 Жыл бұрын
Come back when you’re round 2 lololol😅
@Lallana_Del_Rey Жыл бұрын
If you watch his special, you'll see where they randomly riff on something and then he turns it into a bit
@chefturbo4117 Жыл бұрын
@@Lallana_Del_Rey True.
@D-V-C-N 3 ай бұрын
You’re definitely on a list with the rest of us
@mikejones9702 Жыл бұрын
This podcast should be so much more popular, been on a three week MSSP run
@450kcrackparty 4 жыл бұрын
wicky wild wild
@davidmilner5981 4 жыл бұрын
Wicky wicky Wild
@BurnoutBushido 4 жыл бұрын
Phresh
@juantaste8603 29 күн бұрын
Phat
@gusgus1816 Жыл бұрын
20:03 "Its literally a figurative guillotine." awesome
@joshlevy9462 4 жыл бұрын
“I’m canceling Corona; Corona did black face in 2000”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@MikeJones-mj6qp Жыл бұрын
"It's literally a figuratively guillotine!!!!!!!!" Way to word Matt!!!!!!!!!!!!
@bluedragonrob1 2 жыл бұрын
I love hearing Phil stories. Such a patriot.
@OhHeBustin Жыл бұрын
Shane, what are ya doin!?
@b_i_l_l_w_i_l_l_i_a_m_s_o_n Жыл бұрын
This is the only cast where I’d welcome more zoom eps. I think they make me laugh more than the regular eps. They’re good about not talking over each other
@leapyear9460 7 ай бұрын
I totally agree. I think the zooms are the best. Also no outros so can use them as background noise to fall asleep tor amd not get woken up by weird closing music/sounds.
@tristanpalmer5591 Жыл бұрын
its funny to watch this in late 2022 and see how gay shane and matt were about corona and realize it's okay that i was once gay about corona too
@parthgupta8881 Жыл бұрын
This was back in the day when everyone thought 2 weeks off from the office, and then it all goes back to normal! Then 2 weeks turned to 2 years
@brencelt Жыл бұрын
nah, it shows how quickly these bumders gave in
@barahng 5 ай бұрын
I never got vaxxed or covid. Im totally pure like Frank Reynolds in that episode where he covers his entire body in hand sanitizer.
@giziemcbarns 4 ай бұрын
Bird watcher guy also threatened to feed the ladies dog poison and even bragged about it on his post lol
@aztro.99 4 ай бұрын
they gave that asshole a tv show
@OGzoose 3 ай бұрын
jus kang ish
@featherfoot614 3 жыл бұрын
Yes! Phil standing with his hand over his heart for the neighbor playing taps like cousin Eddy in Christmas Vacation :)
@chefturbo4117 Жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@somaambrus7084 8 ай бұрын
"your daughter is like a phone" that one fucking killed me😂
@bigdawgs94 3 ай бұрын
Lmao when Shane said only stupid people watch house of cards 😂😂
@barahng 5 ай бұрын
Turned out that "inncent birdwatcher was a total psycho who threatened to poison her dog and beat her up. She was absolutely right to feel threatened and call the cops. When these facts came out she didn't get her life back, its still trashed and most people still think she's a racist because few media outlets issued retractions. Really fucked up.
@amymcpherson2831 4 жыл бұрын
I love you guys... if you don't feel the same I'll lightly scratch my wrists
@dallassunderland 2 жыл бұрын
wrists can have a little scratch, as a treat
@Vanilla_Sun 5 ай бұрын
I got contagioned by the yawns of the dawgs
@jacobiwilson3887 Жыл бұрын
Back in the day a cop barged through our front door demanding my sister and he was trying to push past my Dad and my Dad said do you have a warrant and the cop said no and right away my Dad knocked him out and instantly called the cops to get him. This cop didn't know my Dad taught the California Police/Swat combat and was a professional fighter 82-2
@thesimp-son 4 жыл бұрын
Its good to know shane is no longer joking lol
@michaelnice93 Жыл бұрын
FYI female dog owners will threaten to call the police during any kind of confrontation and will step to you for the smallest reason. No matter your ethnicity or background.
@lizl2432 4 жыл бұрын
No nets champ ! That question - Fill in the blank, " There is a ______ in the armor." was insane and he crushed it !!! 🙌🏼 I don't see that no nets being beat.
@cornjobb 4 жыл бұрын
i remember years ago some guy in DC got in trouble for using the word "niggardly"
@tainteddman 4 жыл бұрын
Dent in my armor 😂🤣😉
@SuperSaglow 4 жыл бұрын
Liz Lovely. Don't know any women who would listen to this. Verr shamefur.
@andrewyurko7476 4 жыл бұрын
Robert Downy Jr will never say sorry for black face and I respect that
@naylik2562 Жыл бұрын
"Never go full retard maaan."
@brencelt Жыл бұрын
turned down playing Mexican face though
@aztro.99 4 ай бұрын
it was litterally satirical, nothing to say sorry for imo
@natepeterson6410 2 ай бұрын
@aztro.99 well obviously but that clearly isn’t how most people who would want him to apologise for it see it
@mattdagangsta 5 ай бұрын
The ending about balled fists in the workplace is hilarious 🤣
@davedavid7061 5 ай бұрын
Yeah right, a black bird watcher
@lewis6590 4 жыл бұрын
I'm curious why no one is using this downtime to commune with Santa Maria.
@Johnny1.0 4 жыл бұрын
Valid point
@redfanatic910 4 жыл бұрын
Me and Santa Maria got real tight since Qtine.
@cbasbwoyETP Жыл бұрын
Damn.. only pod i can rewatch. Thanks algo
@sampat10 4 ай бұрын
I love that black face jimmy can be the nickname for both of the woke unfunny late night talk show hosts 😂
@tommysalami7593 4 жыл бұрын
Militant gender neutrals with purple bowl cuts in Whole Foods
@resmarted 3 жыл бұрын
gender commies
@1stTimeCaller Жыл бұрын
Pure unedited “Sassy Daddy“ energy.
@JustSaying99 Жыл бұрын
"id like to report a black guy inconvenienced me" 🤣🤣🤣
@smithjohn3080 4 жыл бұрын
Actually, excuse me but actually Matt's gruten arrergy is actually ractose intorerance ok...?
@keatonhamilton_ Жыл бұрын
Halloween being a sci-op for the elites to do black face is a Shrek 1 conspiracy
@BBalderrama96 Жыл бұрын
“Which mutt is that? Let’s see those boys” I love Shane ❤
@eg2006 8 күн бұрын
The continued optimism that ronies is over at this point is adorable.
@shapoopy2964 2 жыл бұрын
Awesome to see Matt came from the bottom and now he is on his king shit
@marycallahan2334 4 жыл бұрын
The raised fist of rage is hilarious 😂
@Johnny1.0 4 жыл бұрын
My 6 year old gave me the Phil Gillis F.O.F. a few days ago. I smacked his Mom on the ass as I walked by her realizing he was just walked around the corner. In my defense his Mom is a legit dime peice and was wearing yoga pants. He was pissed AF and ready to pounce! I said "Did you just give me the Gillis fist of fury dude? He slowly nodded without breaking eye contact. I lost it and had tears running down my face from laughing so hard!!
@marycallahan2334 4 жыл бұрын
john melia that’s so funny 😂
@dallassunderland 2 жыл бұрын
@@Johnny1.0 and then everyone clapped and cried and was literally shaking, right?
@traviscoates6878 2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like NBC just copy & pasted their go-to apology to Jimmy Fallon. Good on Shane for refusing their heartfelt "apology"
@bearcenteno3223 3 жыл бұрын
That closing bit was the best bit I think I’ve ever seen in podcasting, especially the thought of a boardroom bully hahaha good shit
@georgethomas5417 Жыл бұрын
Shane’s a real friend to call Matt out about his “gluten allergy” 😂
@lostinthe2strokesmoke 5 ай бұрын
Uhh it's gruuuten
@alexanderschmidt3935 Жыл бұрын
Rewatching this it’s hilarious Shane would roast Phil for not being a troop when he cried his way out of West Point after 2 weeks lol
@chickenfishhybrid44 Жыл бұрын
The guy was trying to lure her dog away from her with a treat
@TheGnarmedia 4 жыл бұрын
Pod just for the fellas
@yourmomsbox7455 4 жыл бұрын
Dudes Rock
@Wetknees Жыл бұрын
The cotton candy tears made me genuinely sad 😂
@InfoWarsTexas 8 ай бұрын
50:41 careful what you wish for 😂
@mabboyz4lyf 4 жыл бұрын
MORE SCREEN TIME FOR MATT'S MUTTS PLEASE
@Poliswag7 2 жыл бұрын
you can see exactly what Matt looked like when he was a 12 if u remove the facial hair and wrinkles
@naylik2562 Жыл бұрын
He's like a very old type of child
@theboysllc3174 Жыл бұрын
Id like to see him BLACKED
@iCookCrystalMeth 4 ай бұрын
@@naylik2562he’s mature for his age
@masonicmarketmasters8605 5 ай бұрын
Its literally a figurative guillotine lmao Matt's hilarious
@kevinyount1653 4 жыл бұрын
Shane, your hair looking good!!
@sassybigz8452 4 жыл бұрын
Good opportunity for Chris Rock to stick up for black face jimmy for comedy’s sake.
@forcedanonymity1791 4 жыл бұрын
I bet Jimmy nailed the impression too. And Chis Rock’s impression of a black person is more offensive than any of the recent white-committed black face ‘crimes’. Bring The Pain?? Come on!
@mikemowdy8818 Ай бұрын
32:49 “Take the shot” 😂😂😂
@Sean-no3zv 4 жыл бұрын
I knew Shane was a total war guy.
@reekforceone1992 Ай бұрын
You've got to swashbuckle! 😂
@coxndix56 4 жыл бұрын
“Just hocked a loogie in my mouth” -famous last words by Matthew McCusker
@jamiepalmer5691 Жыл бұрын
Matt definitely writes the description
@BlackBettyRama 4 жыл бұрын
the one-way isles in the grocery stores infuriates me to no end. I avoid the stores who implement that. It makes grocery shopping (which is already a pain in the ass right now) take twice as long...you better hope you didn't forget something in isle 4 because you'll have to go ALL THE WAY AROUND to hit it again. re. tarded.
@SuperSaglow 4 жыл бұрын
For sure. When I find out a store has that implemented, I don't even adhere to it.
@CrackinJacks138 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody even follows them in the stores by me, doubt anyone would say shit to you if you went down the wrong one
@smoochbooch1411 4 жыл бұрын
Where the hell do you live?
@BlackBettyRama 4 жыл бұрын
@@smoochbooch1411 San Francisco :(
@BlackBettyRama 4 жыл бұрын
@@CrackinJacks138 they do in San Francisco . I got chewed out for not immediately noticing the signs on the floor.
@louclarkson6098 Жыл бұрын
Everybody was wrong about the birdwatcher story lol
@aaronnance4199 6 ай бұрын
What ended up happening with that, I missed it
@louclarkson6098 6 ай бұрын
@@aaronnance4199 it ended up the lady was justified in her freak out. Dude was without a dog, with treats trying to lure her dog to him.
@aaronnance4199 6 ай бұрын
@@louclarkson6098 that makes more sense. Thanks for sliding the doss to me big dawg
@louclarkson6098 6 ай бұрын
@@aaronnance4199 you already know 🤙
@SARMS_KAT 2 жыл бұрын
Matt and Shane's shamanic temple
@10Doomhawk Жыл бұрын
Kinda glad shane threw that out there ive had that thought about "shotgun dads" forever and wasnt sure if any one else noticed that
@bobross2786 2 жыл бұрын
my grandma has the same painting as in matt's background
@bracket8706 4 жыл бұрын
Good cast
@stephenbloomer1326 6 ай бұрын
I’m new. I need the back story on fart McGuire. Just the name kills me
@mypawsoflove 3 ай бұрын
Swinging Sammy Sosa is one sister and the other is Fart McGuire.
@MrGMT1992 8 ай бұрын
I had to look up jimmys black face. And he did fantastic. Hilarious clip
@jacobiwilson3887 Жыл бұрын
My friend worked in the butcher department and he moved in with his boss so things seemed really successful, turns out his boss ran a meth house and my friend ended up a meth head, homeless,etc. He went through rehab a few times and he's good now.
@BenKizzee 4 жыл бұрын
Need the paytch follow up... fiending hard right now!
@ElkinsEric 3 жыл бұрын
Dam they boyz being pretty tough on Canada Eh?!?
@mpnicemaster 4 жыл бұрын
Dude I cant stop laughing bro 😂 the language of this podcast is top shelf bruh. T-nis , the self hostage, take the shot 😂 bruh the cast is undefeated
@joerodriguez3606 Жыл бұрын
It’s been two years. Hopefully you’ve continued to watch “the cast” of Matt and Shane’s secret podcast
@johnmedeiros8553 Жыл бұрын
Web cam vibe is so fucking weird lol
@loon2032 4 жыл бұрын
I NEED A CATEGORY
@mantis3177 4 жыл бұрын
Shane constantly playing the worst Total Wars available
@donovanbishop5811 5 ай бұрын
Tears disintegrating cotton candy
@bigmike4011 Жыл бұрын
Phil is an absolute Chad 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
@beholdapalehorse7700 Жыл бұрын
Funny how the “black bird watcher” story actually turned out. Just a great example of how you should wait…especially when something sounds a little….completely fucking ridiculous and unrealistic…on the face of it.
@aaronnance4199 6 ай бұрын
What ended up happening with that?
@beholdapalehorse7700 6 ай бұрын
@@aaronnance4199basically over time turned out to be a hoax, completely misrepresented by the media and social media. The “innocent bird watcher” admitted he was basically antagonizing the women, he approached her, and even had dog treats on him(he didn’t have a dog) to coax the ladies dog away from her, was saying things along the line of he was going to take her dog- he admitted all this in his own words. That’s why she’s so freaked out in the video- which common sense should have told everyone that “NEW YORK white woman is such a rabid racist she attacks innocent black MAN for no reason”😂 was ridiculous on its face. The case ended up being dropped after they looked into it because of all the above.
@rougeegamer98 11 ай бұрын
Oh dayum phill is only 1-2 older than my mum 😂
@bg6263 2 жыл бұрын
AYE OHHHHH!! bud from can ..... chilll ... big time 9
@dylanmacdonald5243 3 ай бұрын
Ight baby. We live we live we live
@ITSSKUDDUMMY Жыл бұрын
4 bud lights down, high as a kite and elbow deep in rainbow sherbet the ending had me laughing so hard my stomach hurt. I genuinely appreciate these 2 as humans and I think we’re better off as a species with them here
@Reddgie512 Жыл бұрын
listening to them talk about a war now in 2023 it’s kinda funny
@jessarhodes6196 3 жыл бұрын
Set on fire being like cancer is an amazing premise!
@juwebles4352 2 жыл бұрын
Frankly I’d love to see someone try and work that into a stand-up bit and watch the momentum In The room die as soon as they say the premise
@yeetbeat5646 Жыл бұрын
No one catch that Shane called his mom his wife?😂
@tinoserrato8449 4 жыл бұрын
Is there not a podcast of this show? I can’t find it on iTunes.
@avengemybreath3084 Жыл бұрын
You dawgz got the Central Park incident WRONG. Check out the detailed reporting by Kmele Foster among others.
@TurnMySwagOff 4 жыл бұрын
akimbo dinner shane dawg
@yourmomsbox7455 4 жыл бұрын
Sketty Kimbo
@JamieBrennan Жыл бұрын
I’m a sound hound 😂
@summerbaby21 4 жыл бұрын
Matt could pass as a New york PuertoRican .
@MulTfrancis 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone know what book Shane was talking about called “Cancelled” or whatever? Where people preferred punishments of private lashings to public shaming? @22:15
@andrewhapple3422 4 жыл бұрын
It's by Chris Bouette, you can get it on Amazon
@christopherbarr9061 4 жыл бұрын
So you've been publicly shamed - Jon Ronson
@vts8880 4 жыл бұрын
@multfrancis yea it’s by Jon Ronson HMU if want audiobook
@Manhandle730 Жыл бұрын
He had his hand on his heart like any other civilian. Now if he was saluting then you hit him with the stolen valor shenanigans accusation.
@minniemidnight3018 8 ай бұрын
I'm a hitchhiker with a dog and ahh never had to do more than loud voice
@diarh34 4 жыл бұрын
Come play some paintball with me ha Hah
@gregbrunson8372 4 жыл бұрын
Take the shot!
@OGbrick420 10 ай бұрын
shane, what do you think phil is doing at night? he's batman. you are clearly the joker.
@A6Legit Жыл бұрын
20:00 lol wut
@jonnybumps2394 Жыл бұрын
shane cancelled corona 3 years ago and it’s still around .. didn’t they get the memo???
@michaeljoseph2827 4 жыл бұрын
I enjoy gapes, not a huge fan of prolapses tho ⭕👀
@TheMrbojangles74 8 ай бұрын
🤔 I wonder if Matt is still team Neil Young after he went after Rogies?
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