Sometimes to really appreciate the scale of a disaster, you need to break it down a little. So it back and enjoy as I examine a key scene from Rebel Moon Part 2 - possibly the dumbest 3 minutes in cinema history.
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@JamesScarborough529020 күн бұрын
1. Kills innocent child she was assigned to protect. 2. Spares villain due to emotions. 3. Kills random Empire employees on her way out.
@MegaCityPatrol20 күн бұрын
Ah ha. She had the villain arc all along!
@Dipj0120 күн бұрын
truly a modern hero.
@RobertTestowy20 күн бұрын
@@Dipj01 Modern Heroine.
@GoldenWolf11520 күн бұрын
@@MegaCityPatrolpretty sure it was written by a mentally ill, narcissistic troon.
@ludovico689020 күн бұрын
When the hero of your story is a sadistic psychopath. And kinda thick too.
@awesomehpt893821 күн бұрын
The dumbest scene was watching farmers in the far future collecting their harvest by hand in slow motion and chucking it unto a levitating cart. Instead of using a single combine harvester.
@dr.emilschaffhausen468321 күн бұрын
Unfortunately the future EPA cracked down on combine emissions.
@itnaklipse166921 күн бұрын
@@dr.emilschaffhausen4683 ha-ha!
@whitetallon878421 күн бұрын
@@dr.emilschaffhausen4683 But COAL burning SPACE ships are fine because SPACE? What about the SPACE Environment????? Where is the SPACE EPA???
@outrider42521 күн бұрын
and the galactic spanning empire that’s somehow dependent on such backwards worlds
@NTJedi21 күн бұрын
The farmers harvesting is a perfect example of unrealistic fantasy... two completely different timelines merged into one with zero logic. The equivalent of flying cars needing to use a manual crank for providing air conditioning.
@castortroy526318 күн бұрын
I was particularly fond of the scene where one of the rebels sees the main bad guy escaping on a ship, throws his perfectly working gun down and jumps aboard the ship to have a fist fight. Then after being beaten half to death, pulls out a knife.
@Sulfuron4116 күн бұрын
Omg I can't stop laughing. It hurts
@nickkohlmann7 күн бұрын
Ohno...
@technocoh4 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@karmatraining2 күн бұрын
I reckon the KZfaq comments on this movie are better than the actual movie
@iggyentertainment68865 сағат бұрын
Thats like in every movie nowadays
@charlestonjew758718 күн бұрын
The thing that really makes no sense is why Belaserious? does the whole "SHE'S THE ASSASSIN. SIEZE HER. SHE'S THE KILLER." bit when I assume everyone in the room was in on his scheme. I mean, they were all there. They all participated in the assassination. Who is he trying to convince? It's not like they all just walked in the room and found the king and his family dead on the floor, wondering "Who would do such a thing?"
@Story2ScreenMovieReviewPodcast12 күн бұрын
Don't worry the extended directors cuts will explain everything......right?
@outlawedTV8812 күн бұрын
he missed one major thing in this video, head bags on those musicians have one eye symbolism on them which explains who actually directed this movie
@MrLethalShots11 күн бұрын
Brainwashing or making them buy into their own propaganda. It's much easier to do the wrong thing when you're convinced you're the good guy. You see it all the the time in tyrannical regimes in movies and such. Invent an enemy and pretend that everyone that is not with you are really the problem.
@natvasch639911 күн бұрын
@@outlawedTV88A... I?
@sanna906211 күн бұрын
*seize :)
@jaycr0ss29221 күн бұрын
Friend described the 1st Rebel Moon very eloquently: “Imagine if Star Wars, Dune, and the Chronicles of Riddic had a child… with special needs.”
@sebcreed983521 күн бұрын
Hahaha 😂 That's pure gold
@adamantiumrage21 күн бұрын
Damnnnn 😂😂😂😂
@warmspell756221 күн бұрын
Perfect.
@jeffb25521 күн бұрын
Don't forget Harry Potter and literally gladiator
@jennycoyle820421 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ravenshrike21 күн бұрын
Refuses to kill the guy actually responsible for the deaths of the king and queen, but perfectly happy to slaughter her way off the ship, with the majority of her kills being people that in no way were complicit. Yep, sounds about right.
@TrickOrRetreat21 күн бұрын
Such a good point 😂
@Gaming_Legend221 күн бұрын
that is some new starwars trilogy type shit
@azseal266921 күн бұрын
He played Last of Us part 2 before making the film and was deeply inspired by the ending.
@bdkj3e21 күн бұрын
Which also reinforced the bad guys narrative that she was the one who did it. If I was there and saw her massacre her way through the ship killing my friends and then was told she killed the king I would 100% believe it and so would anyone else they told.
@atomicviking249721 күн бұрын
The entertainment industry is so narcissistic that no one in it has ANY clue what a hero is. They can't muster the level of selflessness required, so they can't write heroes.
@marklenepveu18 күн бұрын
The musicians playing the music that WAS the soundtrack was it for me. This is Lesley Nielson/Naked Gun level where he's walking alone doing a voice monologue with a blues trumpet in the soundtrack and he turns the corner and sees a trumpet busker is actually playing the tune. LMAO.
@stepheneickhoff495318 күн бұрын
As an electric bassist, I can play (even on a fretless instrument) without looking at the instrument but I do have to say changing my tempo based on the pace of the stabbing festival would be difficult.
@skierst15 күн бұрын
That's the only part of the video that really bothered me. I mean, if you're a musician so skilled that they let you perform in front of the Emperor, you will 100% be able to play your instrument blindfolded.
@RaspberryRockOffGridCabin12 күн бұрын
In fact most musicians who were taught by reading sheet music don't look at their instruments while they play. Can you imagine a flutist trying to look at their fingers to make sure they're on the right keys?
@zoeherriot6 күн бұрын
@@RaspberryRockOffGridCabin not entirely true - they often need to look when the first bring the instrument up to their lips. At least, a lot of guitarists (yes, even professional ones) - might glance at the fret board when starting a solo. That's why luminlays exist. But yeah - once oriented on the instrument, you generally don't need to look.
@Dmayrion24 күн бұрын
@@skierst It doesn't look like any of the orchestra can actually play, either. Though at least the women are holding their instruments mostly correctly. They should have just got some college kids, paid them with pizza, and you wouldn't have to get any props since they bring their own.
@HowToChangeName4 сағат бұрын
First time playing for stabfest?
@thomaspunt264621 күн бұрын
The dumbest scene in movie history is "Somehow Palpatine returned." and I will die on that hill.
@richardhockey844221 күн бұрын
I think the scene in 'Highlander 2' when it's revealed that the immortals are in fact alien criminals incarcerated on the prison planet 'Earth' must rate
@thehoerscorral856521 күн бұрын
Depending on how much of a Star Wars nerd you are (or were, now), such as myself, I tie it between that, and in The Last Jedi, the evil "Supremacy" and its entire support fleet, crewed and led by white men, getting hyperspace rammed and destroyed by a literal purple haired nonbinary space lesbian in a "maneuver" that there is no way she could have known it would work how it did. However cool that scene LOOKED, and in all fairness sure the actual impact LOOKED and sounded cool, it still completely annihilated and invalidated 99% of the Star Wars space battle lore, especially considering despite them literally saying in the start of RoS that "That was a one in a million fluke" or whatever AS AN EXCUSE FOR why they don't just use it to solve every single problem in the movie, like just taking a few small ships and ramming Palpatine's whole fleet at Exogol, (they are literally all just sitting there in rows asking for it LOL) we see at the end of Rise of Skywalker that it is in fact just a normal thing now; any larger capitol ship/dreadnought and probably even death star sized space station can be easily annihilated by anything larger than a fighter just going lightspeed at it. There is zero reason why people wouldn't start just manufacturing Clone Wars-esque drone ships that are little more than maneuverable hyper drives, whose sole purpose is to ram larger enemy vessels, since it apparently even goes through their shields. Anyways, "Somehow Palpatine returned" is probably still worse... Oscar deserved better LOL.
@packman763121 күн бұрын
@@thehoerscorral8565 Don't forget, in that "movie" Oscar also had to deliver the line "Nav can't tell which way's up out there." He should probably sue.
@thehoerscorral856521 күн бұрын
@@packman7631 LOL he definitely needs to at least fire his agent. Between this and Moon Knight they are clearly huffing some of that GOOD good from Disney.
@Ramsey276one21 күн бұрын
Dumbest Line in A Franchise, at least!
@tacojoe468820 күн бұрын
I absolutely love when a main character kills like 150 henchmen, sees the main big bad and randomly develops a moral compass and decides not to kill him, then proceeds to kill another 100 henchmen.
@EvilDoresh19 күн бұрын
You see, henchmen aren't _really_ people, so they don't count. They probably don't even have names.
@NucleaRaptor19 күн бұрын
I too am a The Last of Us 2 enjoyer. :^)
@tonyug11319 күн бұрын
oh and the unarmed space submarine engineers as well - to make her look tough
@sergeantbigmac19 күн бұрын
This kindve hole-riddled writing is excusable for video games because of the gameplay mechanic argument and cut scenes being viewed through a different lens, but with Film/TV they have no excuse to drop coherent written characterization.
@arjuna622418 күн бұрын
Snyder has been doing this ever since the dceu.
@nathanbarnhart252917 күн бұрын
My girl saw this film on Netflix and said she loved the costumes and wanted to try it out. One of the first scenes she's talking about how she's so strong and bad ass and how she was taught that love was weakness and before I could even finish rolling my eyes she turns to me and goes "I seriously hate this girl... can we turn this off?" Tell me you married a winner without telling me...
@knockout699817 күн бұрын
Lol I barely made it till 40 minutes of the movie with my girl, none of us liked it but for different reasons of a trash movie.😊
@papayaman7815 күн бұрын
The fact watched it at all. Tell your a loser without telling me. Lol
@nathanbarnhart252914 күн бұрын
@@papayaman78 you're*
@lourencomurteira935313 күн бұрын
Not on this movie but as we walked out of Dune 2 my wife said "god if only the movie didn't have that annoying girl that looks like a man" Pretty self explanatory
@nickkohlmann7 күн бұрын
@lourencomurteira9353 ? What "girl that looks like a man"? By far the biggest downturn for everyone I talked to about the film was Paul's sudden change in behaviour and how he treated her tbf
@N7gamer133717 күн бұрын
A super technologically advanced empire going through so much effort over grain is like saying the empire from Star Wars exists only to collect toilet paper. 🤦♂️
@Unknown-ek1ox16 күн бұрын
Yeah lmao and the fact they have to almost beg for it from a bunch of farmers who refuse to use modern technology but ... actually they don't. They live this rural old lifestyle but then use hover-carts to throw their crops in rather than something with maybe less independence on technologically advanced spare parts. It's sort as inconsequential like the rest of the movie.
@funsciencecheltenham9829Күн бұрын
That's pretty much what I said. They have interstellar travel, but no capacity to grow food on this enormous ship? I mean, we can make meat in a lab now. Then I saw that the ships were powered by coal and I said oh never mind logic isn't important apparently carry on.
@sivad102521 күн бұрын
This scene is perfect Drinker. You just have to watch the director's cut to fully get it
@WH25039821 күн бұрын
rELeAsE tHe SnYdERCuT
@hariman772721 күн бұрын
It's 20 minutes long and mostly slow motion.
@Gojo721 күн бұрын
@@hariman7727 all slow motion pls
@bigguy4x41821 күн бұрын
I wonder if Drinker will do a scene analysis for his movie, Rogue Elements? Lol movie looks just as bad.
@bradp584821 күн бұрын
Needed to be black and white
@Vlad65WFPReviews21 күн бұрын
Drinker, I've long believed the "dumbest scene" was the "world class scientists" removing their helmets to fondle an alien live form in Prometheus - but this new scene gives it a run for its money.
@Hexensohn21 күн бұрын
Sometimes you just gotta squish the squishy
@ANTIStraussian21 күн бұрын
The geologist who just mapped the cave system with 3 drones gets immediately lost.
@jackflash821821 күн бұрын
I'll give you that that scene is dumber , but I think "Covenant" has a funnier scene when that dumb bytch slips and falls twice in the same blood puddle! 😆😆😂😂😂
@BeatsAndMeats21 күн бұрын
My 1st watch of Prometheus, I loved it! 2nd time, I was like “Wait a minute… why did he? Why did she? Why did they?” The 3rd time, I loved it even more for how fucking stupid the actual plot was and just relished in all the stupid death cuz of stupidity…haha
@TheOrangeRoad21 күн бұрын
@BeatsAndMeats 3 times? Jesus. I saw it once in theaters, then had nothing to say to my family the entire ride home. I wanted to forget that movie as fast as possible Great costume design though
@marcell37813 күн бұрын
You missed the best part, the princess saying ”I forgive you”. You know because when someone destroys everything that you hold dear that’s the first thing that comes to mind.
@therealNguniEmperor3 күн бұрын
She's the female Jesus.
@rsr78917 күн бұрын
A little known fact: the RMS Titanic also used Kali's as a propulsion system... the boiler rooms were just for show.
@elijahdoesstuff460021 күн бұрын
A villain being so far up his own ass that he literally has his own traveling orchestra to hype him up us actually such a cool concept. But unfortunately it's terribly executed here.
@derkeheath517221 күн бұрын
They did it FAR better with the flame thrower guitarist and drummers who accompany the bad guy in Fury Road.
@thibaldus321 күн бұрын
Mad Max.
@cormoran230321 күн бұрын
The orchestra's rehearsals were the most intricate part of his plan. Twelve hundred pages of music were written and rehearsed based on every possible outcome.
@mikeallan774021 күн бұрын
@@derkeheath5172 The doof warrior in Fury road served a purpose, his guitar playing communicates to all the other drivers what orders to follow.
@michaelotoole180721 күн бұрын
that put the image of Darth Vader descending down from his imperial shuttle ramp with a homeboy several steps behind him holding a boom box over his head blasting "the imperial march" music.
@fauxpseudocounterintellect543621 күн бұрын
Zach Snyder cured me of my depression by giving me PTSD with this film
@emanueldg21 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@wharrison5121 күн бұрын
Modern problems require modern solutions. 🤪
@NTJedi21 күн бұрын
not sure why anyone would even watch Rebel Moon... unless chained to a wall with their eyelids torn off. I would rather pull weeds in the backyard as compared to watching Rebel Moon.
@ballixman658721 күн бұрын
You wanted to end it all, now you want it all to end.
@ahmedshaharyarejaz988621 күн бұрын
@@ballixman6587😂😂😂😂😂😂
@roytaylor63615 күн бұрын
Thank you Drinker, you single handed have restored my faith in journalistic integrity. I haven’t read or listened to a professional critic anywhere In any website or paper in 20 years because they are so obviously either weighed off or politicized. Please keep going!
@TheMrBonzz17 күн бұрын
I genuinely feels like Zack read one WH40k novel once and made up the entire story without thinking it through.
@jairoj.ninoperez639019 күн бұрын
Kills an innocent child. Can't pull the trigger 10 seconds later on the bad man who just betrayed her. Ok, sure.
@lordmontymord870116 күн бұрын
Well this could work - with better characters (and someone else than Hack Snyder): The movies establish that Kora was raised by Bad Guy - after he lead the troops that killed her parents. So if there were scenes indicating that Belisarius did not only raise her as his personal killing-machine, but also looked like he really cared for her, then this would be believable. The obvious comparison would be Gamora and Thanos: Gamora hated what he did (and what he made her do), so she killed the illusion-Thanos in Infinity War when she saw her chance. But she was obviously distressed afterwards. Because he wasn't just a monster. He really loved her (in his twisted way). I don't know ... since Snyder has stitched this movie together from so many better things it's possible that he really used Gamora as "inspiration" - but like with everything else forgot to have it make sense in his universe.
@JadeRunner15 күн бұрын
Did Neil Druckmann write this? 🧐
@LimitedEye15 күн бұрын
@@lordmontymord8701eh doesn’t matter where he got the inspiration and even gamora tried to kill thanos so that comparison you’re trying to do is pretty invalid just say what it is a dumb character written by a dumb creator 😊
@jeffreyspinner543714 күн бұрын
Perfectly fits my understanding of women throughout my life, what's your point? /sk but completely true as well.
@bauloprete390514 күн бұрын
@@JadeRunnerdude, Neil is not THIS bad
@XarkoCZ21 күн бұрын
I'm surprised Disney refused this script. It's so bad it would fit in perfectly.
@NefariousKoel21 күн бұрын
The director was the wrong shade and had the wrong private bits to fit the checklist.
@gildor886621 күн бұрын
It is said that Disney likes to have final creative control over its projects and so does Snyder over his and that was allegedly the reason why Disney ultimately refused Snyder working for Star Wars.
@Etzelsschizo21 күн бұрын
Rebell moon is way too edgy, Disney usually tries to keep a family friendly image, especially because the script was intented as a star wars movie
@Ron_Jambo_21 күн бұрын
A straight white male who doesn't identify as anything else ? that's all Disney look at when it comes to hiring.
@lawrencetalbot834621 күн бұрын
With over 20 minutes of slowmo scenes, you know it would’ve been a huge money maker at the theaters
@joeguyton536514 күн бұрын
Main girl looks like UFC’s Light Heavy Champ Alex Periera Also your Titanic example was spot on. Bernard Hill just died- Rest In Peace Théoden King 🫡
@Badkitty2417 күн бұрын
I saw the trailer for this , heard the name, saw the wannabe "lightsabers" and space theme and couldn't bring myself to watch it at all...and i watched Moonfall lol
@dontshootmex558821 күн бұрын
On another note, I like to think the reason why the grain is so important to the empire is because Zack read/watched Dune before making Rebel Moon and thought "Hey, that Spice stuff is pretty cool. Let's put it in my movie as well, but a bit different." He who controls the grain, controls the universe. This is probably not the case, but we're talking about Zack Snyder, so everything is possible.
@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese21 күн бұрын
I could easily believe this
@random2202621 күн бұрын
Grain Brain Drain
@666LonesomeSailor21 күн бұрын
The grain extendes life The grain expanse consciousness The grain is bright for bakery
@imthebestthingsinceslicedr540021 күн бұрын
And I bet you when Rebel Moon 3 comes out there will be a scene where the evil bad guy will come out and say "I got worms! Big ones"
@user-xz3pb3dt2u21 күн бұрын
I think he just watched Interstellar and saw corn and cornfields so he pulled a ctrl+c ctrl+v.
@drfabulous280420 күн бұрын
So she murders an innocent child, decides not to kill the treacherous villain who betrayed her for… reasons. Then decides to slaughter countless ship crew members who did her no wrong whatsoever. Is this the protagonist we are supposed to root for and hope that nothing awful happens to her?
@paulbennett228420 күн бұрын
Of course, because representation!
@zgagacz20 күн бұрын
Don't ask questions, just consume and get excited for next thing ;)
@jasonshults36820 күн бұрын
She's padding her resume to become a cop.
@jsbrads119 күн бұрын
Honestly, lost all interest in this gal when she murders a child.
@verro995319 күн бұрын
She may as well have been the villain
@arakmir104117 күн бұрын
that flashback was actually my favourite part of the movie. Having it cut back to the smuggler who looked like he had fallen asleep during it made me laugh out loud.
@ComedyAintPretty17 күн бұрын
Mel Brooks made a great diegetic sound joke in "Blazing Saddles." Cleavon Little is proudly riding through the desert on his way to become the new sheriff of Rock Ridge while we hear Count Basie's Orchestra playing his classic tune "April in Paris." It's just standard movie music until Cleavon trots past the Basie band on a bandstand in the desert, and exchanges warm greetings with the Count.
@dennischiapello7243Күн бұрын
Yes, classic. But like everything with Mel Brooks, done with a heavy hand. Have you ever watched the deleted scenes from Young Frankenstein? Horrendous!
@FooFighter47721 күн бұрын
Ah yes. Belisarius. Sharing his name with Byzantine general that famously DID NOT betray his emperor when tempting opportunity arose.
@Ramsey276one21 күн бұрын
O M G XD
@austinsmith506121 күн бұрын
Subverting expectations is always good, don’t you know?
@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro21 күн бұрын
Not only that, but the emperor betrayed _him_ out of insecurity, causing Byzantium/Rome’s hero to die poor. He was horribly wronged by this betrayal, and then Zack goes and gives his name to the traitor in his story. That’s just really gross to me.
@tranquilthoughts723321 күн бұрын
But he IS sharing his name with an infamous Magos biologis that somehow managed to mass produce a supposedly better version of spacemarines (which would of course mean he improved on the work of the EMPEROR) complete with all new and improved armor, weapons and even vehicles. A magos biologis with the most contrived backstory ever contrived in the deepest and darkest dungeons of GW and plot armor thicker than donald trump.
@Ramsey276one21 күн бұрын
@@tranquilthoughts7233 Self-insert?
@jricks390920 күн бұрын
I'll give Snyder some credit for creating movies that will have the audience arguing over which is the worst scene. That's almost an accomplishment in itself.
@emoney669220 күн бұрын
It’s the only reason I still watch his movies, they actually make for a great conversation topic if your friends are movie buffs cause you can talk endlessly about which superior movies Snyder tried to rip off.
@kevstacey863920 күн бұрын
You make Zac Snyder sound like a more prolific version of Tommy Oiseau (the director of The Room, for the benefit of anyone wondering). And if my spelling of either name is wrong, it's because I don't care enough to get it right.
@AntiDecepticonCampaign20 күн бұрын
Sucker punch…. The whole thing: worst ever.
@lindildeev572120 күн бұрын
@@kevstacey8639 Tommy Wiseau was hilariously bad, turning a boring cliché romantic drama into a dark comedy. Snyder's movies are just bland and boring, with stupid unnecessary amounts of slow-mo.
@aligmal503119 күн бұрын
snyder only made 4 or 5 good movies 2 of them are opinionized for being good or bad Dawn of the Dead (wasn't even made by him really) 300 watchmen sucker punch (opinionized) man of steel (opinionized)
@sergiocoelho_arts15 күн бұрын
Rebel Moon 1 and 2 are so despicable that they deserve the Golden Raspberry Awards.
@Zombiewithabowtie9 күн бұрын
5:18 Tragically, this couple are apparently also depictions of real life events. These are Isa and Isidor Strauss, who were incredibly wealthy husband and wife couple who owned the Macy's toy store in Chicago along with Isidor's brother. The two had been married for over forty years, and when the Titanic was sinking, despite Isidor urging her to board a boat to safety, Ida insisted on remaining by her husband's side in their final moments. In an ironic quirk of fate, their great-great granddaughter would lose her husband, Richard Rush, in the OceanGate submersible. ... I'd literally rather talk about anything other than Rebel Moon.
@Polygraphice20 күн бұрын
"Well, we booked the musicians a few months back, before we decided it was going to be an assassination. The cancelation fee would have been *huge.*"
@jsbrads119 күн бұрын
Galactic
@radian06318 күн бұрын
"What do you fellows get an hour?" "Oh, for playing we get ten dollars an hour. "I see. What do you get for NOT playing?" "TWELVE dollars an hour. Now for rehearsing we make a special rate. That's fifteen dollars an hour." "That's for rehearsing?" "That's'a for rehearsing." "And what do you get for NOT rehearsing? "You couldn't afford it. You see, if we don't rehearse, we don't play; and if we don't play, that runs into money."
@someone-om4mc17 күн бұрын
well its what villains do. some of them do it for the spectical rather then practicality because thats what they do.
@PhantomFellows21 күн бұрын
5th element has a killer diegetic moment w the blue diva towards the end
@rolandthorne7921 күн бұрын
Absolutely. That movie rocked even while trying not to
@user-mv9tt4st9k21 күн бұрын
YES, a great example.
@stevenesbitt352821 күн бұрын
The red wedding was the example that jumped into my head.
@MasterJediDude21 күн бұрын
And I'll have to admit, I hated that scene with the Diva's song and dance. The only thing that saves the moment is LeeLoo's fight.
@asimpson16421 күн бұрын
Wasn't there some radio sound in No Country For Old Men and nothing else resembling music?
@LEONLIII16 күн бұрын
I'm so glad you done this haha! The scene that got me was the unnecessarily lengthy crop harvesting montage that looked like the combination of an unedited perfume spec and a rejected beer commercial. That's when I suddenly remembered that I had made the same mistake as I did with the first Rebel Moon.
@thejanusproject324 күн бұрын
This scene was fucking baffling. I laughed and was like "What? WHAAAAAAAAAT?!"
@SheldonAdama177 күн бұрын
This is like a “Naked Gun” parody of Caesar’s death with all the jokes removed
@sgtGiggsy14 сағат бұрын
Coincidentally, Frank Drebin once saved a guy in a public park from being stabbed to death by a few men dressed in togas.
@vncube121 күн бұрын
"If the studio interfered, it would've felt like a film made by a focus group" Brother Zack, not only are YOU the focus group, you're the entire upper executive committee with a sprinkle of writing input from Chat-GPT.
@lanalan415721 күн бұрын
Lmao..true..that man is crazy
@user-mv9tt4st9k21 күн бұрын
😂😂
@random2202621 күн бұрын
You got it: that 'writing team in the shadows'--DEPLOY
@user-xz3pb3dt2u21 күн бұрын
I swear even AI can make a better movie than this
@charmandyorton00621 күн бұрын
That's the most brutal condemnation of a director I've ever heard
@EditsByLuigi21 күн бұрын
I swear to god if I get a notification from netflix saying Rebel Moon part 3 is coming soon I will officially give up on cinema.
@hariman772721 күн бұрын
I've already given up on Hollywood. Join me, there's more fun in the not Hollywood realm.
@DyrewulfNV21 күн бұрын
🤣
@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese21 күн бұрын
@@hariman7727 Yup already there, myself. Have you guys heard of this thing called "outside" ? There's one really big shiny thing but otherwise it's pretty cool
@darthkek195321 күн бұрын
Netflix is TV not cinema this is a TV movie.
@crepinsterve421221 күн бұрын
I wouldn't put it beyond them
@samirish669617 күн бұрын
I am afraid too much credit is being given assuming the director is referencing Ceasar's assassination and diagetic sound. I think it's more likely he was riffing on the red wedding from GOT for both daggers and orchestra.
@sgtGiggsy14 сағат бұрын
Nah, it's probably Caesar. I mean the bad guy's name is Roman (as a matter of fact, it's the name of a succesful, and unusually honorable general), and the other conspirators are dressed in toga.
@gerardovenegas46108 күн бұрын
The point is that without this bs of a movie and BS of a scene we would not have had this amazing and entertaining video that is 100 times better in eleven minutes than the movie itself
@sasky_gal21 күн бұрын
Also hilarious how Zach clearly wanted a quartet, but they could only find 3 people who knew how to play a stringed instrument . Second guy from the right is just holding his bow ham fistedly and sawing back and forth across the strings 😂😂😂
@alesksander21 күн бұрын
Hilarious ahaha u cannot make this shit up.
@arundarcy21 күн бұрын
Sawing 😂😂😂 Good one!
@internetexplorer359621 күн бұрын
@@arundarcybot
@arundarcy21 күн бұрын
@@internetexplorer3596 Yup...
@davidanderson_surrey_bc20 күн бұрын
That's because it's the rarest of instruments -- the ham string.
@MauLerYT21 күн бұрын
YESSSSS LONG DRINKLER
@bigguy4x41821 күн бұрын
@MauLerYT MauLer, KZfaq streamer Destiny recently said on his Bridges Podcast that Critical Drinker is the lowest common denominator when it comes to film critique and is worthless. He said that Critical Drinker just uses the movies he reviews as a vehicle to talk about what he politically feels (“Barbie makes jokes about men? BS! Captain Marvel doesn’t need a man? BS!”) and that he thinks he’s worthless. That Critical Drinker is without value and cheapens critical evaluations of a particular medium, wether it’s film or anime or something else, and it’s just him and others circle jerking media that go with their political narratives (Woke/Disney/Marvel/Hollywood making men dumber/girl bosses/diversity, etc) or whatever other stuff they’re consuming. Are you going to confront Destiny on what he said? This video that Destiny said this on has over 100k views on his channel. Edited for spellchecks.
@MiguelNdiweni21 күн бұрын
Hi Mauler I watched some you're videos my favorite is the last Jedi one 😂😂
@Ishaan_A21 күн бұрын
@@bigguy4x418 dude, type correctly next time
@Archangelm12721 күн бұрын
Libel lawsuit when, Mauler? 🤣
@ronniebattle675621 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@masontrupe904714 күн бұрын
In Family Guy, Brian takes Ritalin to "help him focus," and creates an insane, mashed-together sci-fantasy world to present to George R.R. Martin called "Space Shire-7." That was a more coherent universe than this one.
@JohnnyWordSmith13 күн бұрын
“Original does not mean good” - Bo Burnham
@JasonSlazak21 күн бұрын
The titanic band played music because they were trapped and had no way out but the rebel moon band kept playing in the face of a firefight they could have run from. Truly inspiring dedication to their craft.
@bigdreams555421 күн бұрын
True legends
@haku813521 күн бұрын
They can also HEAR everything in this room just fine. Like they can't hear their king and his family walking in, talking, then clearly getting betrayed? Honestly bagging their heads does fucking nothing. Well it makes them look retarded, but that was a given.
@Ramsey276one21 күн бұрын
One violinist running off would have been DELIGHTFUL! XD
@kaasmeester590320 күн бұрын
And adapting the piece to the ongoing action on the fly… now that takes mastership. Unless Belisarius knew exactly how things were going to go down and had this dramatic musical score composed beforehand. Seems risky though. Someone might overhear them rehearsing and warn the king.
@RobertTestowy20 күн бұрын
I believe they were prisoners, but still.
@bfwebster21 күн бұрын
Zach Snyder has slowly descended into being Uwe Boll with a big budget.
@jeroenossel21 күн бұрын
Spot on.
@bdkj3e21 күн бұрын
Daaaaaaaamn
@seb152021 күн бұрын
Ascended to Uwe Boll*
@random2202621 күн бұрын
Bolls to the wall
@Hexensohn21 күн бұрын
Slowly? Descended?
@ryanRosenblatt11 күн бұрын
One weird thing is that Zach has a directors cut for Rebel Moon. I thought he made the JL Zander Cut because during the time of the first JL they wouldn’t let him do his image and he was going through a hard time and now he’s just making them because he can.
@quailstudios18 күн бұрын
3:25 I wish you'd let that scene go a little longer where he says, "are you kidding me?" something like that That's the best part.
@paulanderson77121 күн бұрын
The scene where sword Bae is fighting 5 men alone and there are like 20 villagers hiding behind tables with guns not even trying to help while she gets hacked apart was another crowning achievement in "Why?"
@Vaquix00021 күн бұрын
There is so many dumb nonsensical scenes that it looks like not just a matter of laziness but a genuine problem with Zack's brain.
@shawklan2721 күн бұрын
They hyped her up for two films only for her to go out like a complete chump to some rando with a beard. Doesn't help that a capable soilder was hiding in the back with the others without doing anything to support her.
@matsug570421 күн бұрын
I hated that scene with all my being. also she has robot arms with decades of battle tactiics and TWO BURNING BLADES and failed to kill dudes in a 1v1 fight that were using only 1 so fucking stupid.
@Shadow2572021 күн бұрын
bEcAUse StRonG fEMailE chAracTeR DoEseNT neEd HeLP
@kayenat1021 күн бұрын
Why was she soo shit at fighting. She can't defeat one guy or alien without help. In the first movie she was like revenge is bad, but her whole backstory and action in the movies is taking revenge. Make it make sense Also the robot arms taught her to fight by using her blood, after she cut of her arms??
@FaustianDaydreams21 күн бұрын
Snyder managed to make the first AI generated film and he didn’t even need to use AI. Incredible.
@dickjohnson146121 күн бұрын
AI would probably make lasers come out of guns in a straight line.
@TwoWayOrbitalStation21 күн бұрын
The funny thing is, AI would have come up with a better movie lmao
@RicardoSantos-oz3uj20 күн бұрын
He got the Artificial right. But I fail to see any Intelligence.
@MonkeyJedi9919 күн бұрын
He did use AI. Authentic Idiocy.
@spongerobert18 күн бұрын
It's a reverse Turing Test. A movie so bad that it convinces the audience that it was made by AI
@cherylsmith482616 күн бұрын
Tell us how you really feel!! Love this! Thx for making my day
@lizbecker167714 күн бұрын
I thought Rebel Moon part 1 was stupid, so I refused to even think about watching this. I'm glad I chose to watch old Magnum PI (original series) episodes instead!
@CMVBrielman21 күн бұрын
2:10 Wait, the traitor is named Belisarius? Forget the quality of these movies. The fact a villain is named for one of history’s most capable and noble generals - who was constantly undermined by his own emperor and hi subordinates - is egregious.
@josephfisher42621 күн бұрын
Maybe Snyder secretly hates Don Bellisario and/or his naval-themed television products.
@shen553321 күн бұрын
You realise now that Snyder is that edgy and petty?
@The7thSid21 күн бұрын
Honestly that just convinced me that Rebel Moon was more of a 40k ripoff than anything.
@Orcaluv2621 күн бұрын
@@josephfisher426but…why?
@xel167321 күн бұрын
You know he just got a list of names of prominent Romans, threw a dart, and went "Yeah, that one" and moved on.
@heavynov21 күн бұрын
Know what makes this even worse? They didn't bother to get actual musicians to play the parts and the music doesn't match the movements of the bows and fingers. Then again, it is four people producing the sound of a string orchestra.
@vsluj350821 күн бұрын
dont think anyone really thinks about that
@brian7android98521 күн бұрын
Yeah, that's what got me most
@Valen-mh9fh21 күн бұрын
@@vsluj3508I think ZS relied on not thinking when he made this movie.
@zkeletonz00121 күн бұрын
Three of them look like they at least know how to hold their bows correctly while the other one is holding it like a screwdriver. I wouldn't be surprised if that was Snyder under that hood thinking it was a clever way to get himself on screen with no one realizing he had.
@zkeletonz00121 күн бұрын
@@vsluj3508 Anyone who watches Two Set Violin would have thought about that.
@bathorybill942316 күн бұрын
I can just picture zack sitting in a dark room, empty bottle at his feet, head in his hands sobbing lightly...watching your videos over and over again... 😂
I absolutely despise it when a character has a every single chance to kill the villain but doesn't for no good reason.
@acerimmer833820 күн бұрын
Right there with ya. I almost always just shot the movie off at that point.🤦
@AtomicLord8120 күн бұрын
It's a pet peeve of mine, honestly.
@marychocolatefairy20 күн бұрын
Yeah, especially when they don't mind killing "random" other people.
@DoktorJammified20 күн бұрын
It's always "I would be just as bad as you" while standing on a mountain of dead henchmen.
@jimheimerl163720 күн бұрын
Agreed about the protagonist not offing the antagonist at the earliest opportunity. A tertiarily-related moment is the fate of Richard Chance in "To Live and Die in L.A." A very unexpected thing happens, and it's perfect.
@TheGriff762812 күн бұрын
I love your content Drinker, keep it up fella!
@Cosmic-Spanner5 күн бұрын
I swear, I saw this and cannot even remember ANY of the scenes your showing here. And I was SOBER.
@Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r21 күн бұрын
When the orchestra started playing the dramatic music, I started laughing my ass off to the point of insanity. Snyder has truly achieved making a movie so bad that its impossible not to rip apart
@MrNegativecreep0721 күн бұрын
It was some brilliant unintentional comedy, like a gag from The Naked Gun films.
@blubug76821 күн бұрын
damn, you make me kinda want to watch this dumpster fire.
@Sage-Thyme21 күн бұрын
@@MrNegativecreep07if only they'd had a sequence where they keep adding stuff to their knives until they had guns. I'm still confused as to why Jimmy Carr's grown a beard and decided to play the bad guy in a mediocre Netflix Star Wars ripoff.
@All2Meme20 күн бұрын
Someone should make a clip of the assassination scene, but recut it with different music. Like maybe "The Gonk", "Yakety Sax", or "Tuba Smarties".
@lancedooley825421 күн бұрын
As a violinist for over thirty years, I can tell you that none of those actors in the orchestra had any idea how to play a stringed instrament.
@Vanamutt21 күн бұрын
As a violinist you should know that it's a quartet - not exactly an orchestra.
@RonCondon21 күн бұрын
Yup, let alone blindfolded! Besides they aren't going to pay for a genuine quartet.....
@WouterCloetens20 күн бұрын
Hence the bags over their heads. Even the actors thought it so stupid that they didn’t want to be recognised in the film for fear of ridicule.
@Dori-Ma20 күн бұрын
@@RonCondon If there's no sheet music or conductor, you don't need to see to play your instrument.
@marychocolatefairy20 күн бұрын
@@Dori-Ma Considering that they have to change their music depending on what's going on around them, they do have to see. But apparently that doesn't matter, lol.
@baggybinny16 күн бұрын
I was shocked by the army robot turning up at the end and joining the good guys. It was so unexpected, no foreshadowing or clues at all!
@drebossman16 күн бұрын
You're so right CD 🍻. I watched perhaps 45 minutes of that rubbish before I had to hit the bottle and come to my senses. Why was I trying to watch this? Once again You've saved me some valuable time. Thank you my good man.
@Vinsternator4021 күн бұрын
So when she blew up the engine and apologized, she was apologizing to the engine because it’s sentient and she had to kill it. You know it would’ve made that moment a little bit more impactful if at any point in time, we were told that the engines were sentient beings.
@makeyourmark0021 күн бұрын
If they're sentient, then are they also technically chain smokers...lol!?
@md_vandenberg21 күн бұрын
It also would have worked better if she hadn't killed innocent people along the way.
@sgtarpin21 күн бұрын
The engine being sentient was removed and can only be found in the Snyder cut now.
@johntabler34920 күн бұрын
Sentient coal eating goddesses? Or do the goddesses power the engine and the coal plant just power the every day functions? I got to get off this thread for a while for a half a second it started to make sense
@madelinetracy384720 күн бұрын
Hmm…you’re totally right. But did you catch that “Kali” is like the Hindi goddess???? dId Ya?! 😂 So lemme get this straight, this girl murdered the magic princess, carelessly kills most people on the ship in order to escape the coup d’état, but then feels bad about killing…the brave little toaster who is running the engine of the ship? Is this character development or stupidity?
@MarlonMacielBrando21 күн бұрын
That was one of the most *VENOMOUS* "Go away now" I ever heard him say 😮
@TruthHurts10021 күн бұрын
He's been upping his G.A.N. game lately
@RocafellaPlaza8221 күн бұрын
🎉 Happy 🏳️🌈 Month 🎉
@theunknowncommenter72521 күн бұрын
@@RocafellaPlaza82 Not Yet
@fourmthree18 күн бұрын
The enormous space ship with the enormous gun moved into position by hand wheels and targeted by eye. I swear I could feel my brain shrink watching this.
@therealsheldonjplankton13 күн бұрын
Wow, I really felt the anger in your voice when you said "GO AWAY NOW!" Must be a pile a of crap of a movie.
@CrowRobo-Z21 күн бұрын
You know, in my 40 years of watching movies with Cary Elwes in them, I always thought his death in Twister was the dumbest that ever happened to him. Thank you, Zack, for changing that.
@mvader718821 күн бұрын
Shut your mouth, keep your foot on the gas and do what I say. LOOK OUT(They're dead)😂
@hightreason793421 күн бұрын
Except Twister doesn't suck.
@mytwosense913521 күн бұрын
@@hightreason7934 True
@Dime_time33321 күн бұрын
Glory and men in tights are my favorites
@CrowRobo-Z21 күн бұрын
@@hightreason7934 I never said it did. Twister was my childhood. Elwes was an awesome antagonist.
@turbosnowy21 күн бұрын
I personally like how she points her gun at a guard and the badly done laser bolt comes out at a completely wrong angle - chef's kiss.
@Rearmostbean21 күн бұрын
Like, how did that make it through quality control?
@paulmurgatroyd637221 күн бұрын
@@Rearmostbean They didn't have the money left over for QC.
@shaihulud451521 күн бұрын
I was just about to comment the same! It's things like that that really show how much they cared about the viewer - this is such a bad movie on so many levels.
@BlackMasterRoshi20 күн бұрын
@@paulmurgatroyd6372 nobody who watches this kinda cartoon garbage cares about quality.
@kdb678able14 күн бұрын
7:45 - What were the bodyguards doing? I'm going to assume they were in on the plot and were standing back to let it play out, but Our Hero wasn't paying attention to that part of the briefing.
@joshualai88813 күн бұрын
Also, during the final fight, she ditches the laser guns and uses the hot laser swords like wtf? 😂 The technology is so advance, travel into space and they use WWII diesel tanks😂😂 Really hilarious
@marloc201920 күн бұрын
A highly decorated veteran who points her gun trembling like a toddler playing with a nerf blaster. That single cringe moment sums up everything...
@majorpwner24120 күн бұрын
That was the main thing I noticed too. You don't even have to know guns well to handle a firearm - pretend or not - better than that.
@katthunter656119 күн бұрын
Ugh I noticed that too. So bad, so.. amateur
@pickledpeppers157719 күн бұрын
The prop was even to heavy for the wohman warrior.
@biltrex21 күн бұрын
I was on a Zoom call with colleagues where I was telling them that Rebel Moon 2 was "an insult to the entire art of filmmaking and indeed the art of story telling itself, dating all the way back to Homer and beyond." Someone came onto the call having just heard that part of the sentence and said, "Oh, are we talking about Rebel Moon?"
@octogigas20 күн бұрын
I'll take "things that never happened" for $400, Alex.
@colonelJ7720 күн бұрын
Never happened
@able34bravo3720 күн бұрын
You two must get invited to all of the parties due to how fun you both are.
@tommckenna378520 күн бұрын
@@octogigasok, here’s one: you getting laid. $400 please
@Waccoon20 күн бұрын
People still use Zoom?
@apexqc0417 күн бұрын
OMG! Boilers! Glowing girls! Weird light sabre shite! That orchestra reminds me of the pianist on Eyes Wide Shut. And how did that woman shoot up a room with a pistol and then leave it with a dock-off huge man-rifle hanging off her shoulder? So glad you watched this 'series' of movies in my stead. Drinker, you did me a service there.
@brad54262 күн бұрын
More emotion in me listening to 2 minutes of drinker explaining the Titanic muscians than what I felt watching Rebel Moon 2
@scottski0220 күн бұрын
Drinker: "Why is an advanced starship run on coal??" Snyder: "Good question. You can ask me that after you've watched the Director's Super Cut."
@user-xf2my3hq8x20 күн бұрын
You need steam to mix with certain other elements to created the fuel for the light-drive. (That was the best I could come up with on short notice.) Signed-Richard
@majorpwner24120 күн бұрын
@@user-xf2my3hq8x Ah yes, Steam, chemical symbol St on the periodic table. Also known as 'hot air' or the crap coming out of Zack Snyder.
@theunknowman1219 күн бұрын
They have the technology to make an advance Starship but couldn't even bother with nuclear energy What kind of universe is that?
@scottski0219 күн бұрын
@@theunknowman12 a Snyderverse
@user-xf2my3hq8x19 күн бұрын
@@theunknowman12 It is more advanced then that, but they need the Coal and it has to be a certian temp, that only Coal can get to perfectly. Signed-Richard. Blame the Scientist that invented it.
@droth103119 күн бұрын
Star Wars fans: "Nothing will ever be worse than 'Somehow, Palpatine returned!'" Zack Snyder: "SLLLLOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWLLLLLY hold my beer!"
@GuiiBrazil18 күн бұрын
To be honest, the expectations for Star Wars are not even comparable to whatever Zack shits out of his dumb brain nowadays.
@herheartbeats572718 күн бұрын
Haha ! Also, even Rey's combats in EP 8 probably where more inspiring and less violating our suspension of disbelief than what we are seeing here.
@har581417 күн бұрын
Star wars are worse
@vidard986317 күн бұрын
The thing that this doesn't have is it cannot retroactively destroy people's childhoods. Star wars was a betrayal of decades of customers emotional investment.
@IvanAgram16 күн бұрын
Zack has made a sh*t sandwich of his own, but Disney pooped on what was a perfectly good hamburger.
@monicadominguez94552 күн бұрын
A fantastic example of diegetic sound used properly (magnificently, I dare say) was The Red Wedding episode, in Game of Thrones. Both the audience and the characters hear “The Rains of Castamere” playing in the background as Frey and Bolton finally reveal their betrayal. Amazingly done. That’s how you do it.
@sgtGiggsy13 сағат бұрын
Yup. And there it made sense, because: A, (for the obvious reasons) there were no stray bullets that could hit them B, the plan was to let literally EVERYONE know what happened, not keeping it a secret
@ignaciojzam2 күн бұрын
I still can't believe a bunch of simple farmers I never cared about were able to harvest an entire field, barricade a town, rescue a flying ship in the mountains, train to become fighters, dig a network of undeground tunnels and hold 2 feasts in just 5 days.
@sgtGiggsy13 сағат бұрын
Also, what was their plan on the long run? I mean in The Magnificent Seven and The Seven Samurai the heroes defended the village from bandits. When you kill bandits, the other bandits will avoid your village. But here? Okay, they won one battle against one dreadnought. What's next? The evil Galactic Emp... I mean Motherworld will just let them stay free without retaliating for their insubordination?
@psycold21 күн бұрын
I've said it before but Snyder's biggest problem other than writing his own dialogue and being given too much creative control, is that he always goes with what looks cool, but his idea of cool hasn't been relevant for almost 2 decades at this point.
@3rdPartyIntervener21 күн бұрын
Snyder's biggest problem is he's really bad at his job.
@halley403221 күн бұрын
@@3rdPartyIntervener ... he needs to find another job, preferably away from entertainment .... stacking shelves or something
@ROMANTIKILLER220 күн бұрын
This scene genuinely looks like a parody, something out of a Space Balls or The Naked Gunn. The dumb and confused royals and guards, the orchestra playing a faster a more ominous tune while the assassination takes place, the presents dramatically accusing the main character even though there is no other witness in the boiler room besides people already part of the conspiracy, the villain being spared without any logical reason...
@finfrog323719 күн бұрын
reminded me of the throne room battle in whichever disney star wars sequel movie it was. Hilariously bad choreography.
@naz6james57019 күн бұрын
She didn't dare to shoot the villain because the villain is her stepped dad. She took part in the assassination because she wanted revenge against the kings who killed her family and destroyed her planet, got taken away with some other kids left and trained to become heartless imperial soldier.
@chenbro100019 күн бұрын
The overacting of the actor with the black beard brought me to tears..."MURDER!" 😄
@juniegonzalez65184 күн бұрын
It is one of the dumbest scenes because the scargiver is supposed to be a hero but she straight up kills a little girl for nothing… when I first seen this scene I thought she was gonna turn the gun on everyone else and try to save the girl but no, she just smokes that little princess and runs away like away like a coward…. Garbage 😢
@LostTimeLady18 күн бұрын
Loved your chat about diagetic soundtrack. Another recent one I can think of is the Atriedes arrival on Arrakas in Dune part 1..... And that's probably what Zach was immitating.
@wavion221 күн бұрын
Another GOOD example of the diegetic sound is in the Star Trek TNG episode "The Inner Light." Picard experiences an entire lifetime on a dying world, where he learns to play a flute. At the end of the episode he's alone in his quarters with the only thing left from that world, that flute, and he starts to play that sad melody he learned, then you see the ship fly away from the exterior while that song keeps playing. Hits you right in the feels.
@WordsCanBeLikeXRays21 күн бұрын
It's one of my favorite TNG episodes. Perfect example.
@paulmememan50821 күн бұрын
I get chills thinking about it and I haven't seen it in years.
@solarmaru4921 күн бұрын
Rains of Castermere?
@wavion221 күн бұрын
@@solarmaru49 That's a good one too, that's actually probably Zack Snyder was imitating.
@sgtarpin21 күн бұрын
And then you realize that Picard's arms are not his own. Watch it again closely.
@MaureenTheTemp21 күн бұрын
Pippin's song while Faramir's warriors are getting wiped out is the best use of diegetic music ever.
@samaritan_sys20 күн бұрын
(SPOILER) My favorite so far has been in the two recent God of War games, where the themes of the characters whose deaths have been most devastating, Fae and Brok, are uniquely diegetic.
@saramarzoli964714 күн бұрын
Hands down! I get teary eyed just from the thought of it
@bigshepps730316 күн бұрын
To be honest I can’t wait for part 3. Mainly because these reviews are hysterical. I’m still cracking up.
@Cnupoc14 күн бұрын
I stopped watching part 1 as soon as I saw the Tavern scene, at the start of the movie... Unlimited power sources+lazers & medieval taverns + Scottish dances on another planet... Not to mention the plowing done by a spaceOx while spaceships are flying above.... The BS was just too much already😂
@doublep198021 күн бұрын
Another thing, that I find absolutely hilarious was: how completely useless the (not)-Magnificent Seven are. We spend the entire first movie, going from planet to planet, gathering these jabronies and are let to believe they have some special skills, which will come to play during the climactic battle, right? WRONG! For example: the space Tarzan dude. We spend a long sequence in part 1, where he tames that Hippogriff. So, you assume that he will gather some of these creatures and lead them into battle against the Imperium forces. Instead he just fights like a normal dude. Or the Asian chick, with the (not)-lighsabers, you would think she will go full-on Rurouni Kenshin swordmaster style, instead she has 1 fight scene against 4 enemy soldiers, which she barely defeats and then dies from her injuries. And best of all: Djimon Hounsou's general Titus, who is supposed to be the greatest general in the galaxy. You think: ''Oh man, he's gonna use some cool tactics and what not." His strategy is: "Use the sacks of flour as cover, because the Empire needs the grain." And Plan B: ''Do a frontal assault against an enemy with superior numbers & firepower." Alexander the Great, Hannibal Barca, Sun Tzu, Napoleon Bonaparte & Marshal Rommel have nothing on this ''strategic genius".
@Musashi-if3tl21 күн бұрын
Omg, when u state it out loud, it looks like it was written by a 9 yr old 😂😂
@timothyfolkins465121 күн бұрын
Characters in a fictional movie/novel can only be as smart as the writer portraying them, so now we are aware of the level of intellect we are dealing with in Zach Snyder.
@thehoerscorral856521 күн бұрын
@@Musashi-if3tl This is the real failing of Snyder and much of the rest of recent Hollywood; its defenders claim that it's unfair to break stuff down piece by piece because that's just 'nitpicking' or whatever, but the truth is that virtually ALL of this recent slop completely falls apart if you actually stop to think. That's why jump cuts, shaky cam, over the top lens flare and explosions (and thanks to the MCU, quippy one liners and jokes every other line) are so abused. If the audience is just laughing and clapping like seals, they won't question that the scene just preceding was complete garbage. ...and yet somehow Snyder's attempts with Rebel Moon are even worse.
@wimpymcsteel445821 күн бұрын
Agree completely. This movie has absolutely no payoff for any good set up. That includes Anthony Hopkin's character.
@Mayelito721 күн бұрын
Maybe they’re saving all the awesomeness of the (Not) Magnificent Seven will come thru in parts 3-6… because oh yes, there’s grumbling that this is to be a 6 parter! 🤮
@HighGroundoverAnnie21 күн бұрын
A salute to the titanic orchestra for going down in the most classy and badass way possible.
@richardhockey844221 күн бұрын
a quote from a science fiction novel I read, can't remember the title: a LA surfer is surfing when an asteroid creates a massive tidal wave which hits the west coast. He surfs the wave right into a skyscraper 'when death is inevitable, all there is left is style... Style'
@nonapejase21 күн бұрын
@@richardhockey8442Lucifer's Hammer by Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle
@jackal126116 күн бұрын
My biggest gripe with this scene is how shaky she is when pointing the weapon
@seven72642 күн бұрын
That has got to be most aggressive "Go Away Now" I've ever heard... Drinker must be really pissed with this one.
@NozzaCooks21 күн бұрын
I find it so funny that the best orchestra a literal king could assemble was 4 string players sat in a dingy corner with bags on their heads.
@makeyourmark0021 күн бұрын
Not to mention, when commissioning the most advanced and lethal ship in your arsenal you do it in the engine room with a small group of politicians?? Whatever you do, don't have it on the flight deck with admirals, the ship's crew, a military orchestra and static displays of fighters, drop ships, etc. It was beyond dumb, but by that point I was already numb and fast forwarding through most of the movie.
@Valen-mh9fh21 күн бұрын
Seems too few musicians for an orchestra, also lacking a conductor; more a quartet. Guess the villain was dealing with space inflation and the rising cost of coal or something. 😂
@zkeletonz00121 күн бұрын
You mean 3 musicians and a guy who obviously lied to get the job because you can see he's playing that instrument with the same level of skill that Snyder used to make this movie.
@goaltndr21 күн бұрын
I love how Cora’s second or third round after freeing herself fired 30 degrees downward from the direction her hand gun is actually pointed. Slow motion really helped to hide it too.
@mattburgess569718 күн бұрын
The best example of diagetic sound is The Truman Show. A gentle scene plays as we watch Truman do… something. I don’t remember what. Christof looks on fondly at Truman, who he’s watched over from nearly birth. Soft piano plays over the top. The camera pans over to the side and we see the pianist sitting there playing. It goes very suddenly from stirring non-diagetic background music to diagetic and somehow cynical because of it. It’s a great moment showing how artificial every part of Truman’s life is.
@arjandekker472816 күн бұрын
usually, vids like these are at least 30 min long, but the Drinker managed in 10. Well done good Sir. I Feel like I've gained time of my life instead of losing it.
@M8OfTheNorth21 күн бұрын
I’d like to hear The Drinker talk about the movie “Wish”
@miguelsuaza441321 күн бұрын
This "wish" movie you talk about never existed, I don't know what you talk about
@Verygoodfeel0121 күн бұрын
@@miguelsuaza4413😂
@nanakwakupunituffour-ampem772721 күн бұрын
@@miguelsuaza4413 Damn😂
@dasuberpanda21 күн бұрын
When you order a movie from Wish.
@nicolasbolas224721 күн бұрын
What's there to talk about? It's a painfully mediocre film
@Jimmyjames73820 күн бұрын
Bellisarius, one of the greatest and most loyal generals in the history of Rome. By far the greatest eastern Roman general. Great use of history Zach 😂
@RobertTestowy20 күн бұрын
Don't be hard on him, for Snyder "Bellisarius" is just a name.
@notshapedforsportivetricks291220 күн бұрын
Bellisarius was a genuinely good and great man. His memory deserves better than to be dragged into this sort of shit.
@adaptivegamer990520 күн бұрын
@@notshapedforsportivetricks2912seriously. He was so badass man he and Stilicho and Aurelian are among my favorites of post pagan/end of the united Roman Empire.
@mattandrews259420 күн бұрын
Almost as embarrassing as forgetting that the Dune series also uses a "bullshit" feudal monarchy for its sci-fi setting.
@awakeandwatching95320 күн бұрын
@@mattandrews2594 yeah but dune has the houses and a complex power sharing system, the details of which are all laid out and consistent.. not to mention its an emperor not a king and not s 1 to 1 replica of the feudal system in space.. in that setting it actually makes sense
@XtTapelatakettle17 күн бұрын
Spaceballs did it best when they revealed the guy actually playing the timpani.
@Chetterhummin8899015 күн бұрын
What a mess it was. I hope they paid those actors VERY well because that is a big stain on their CVs