Madame Web - The Best Movie Of The Year!

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3 ай бұрын

Who would have thought it - that a movie made by the creative geniuses behind Morbius would turn out to be the greatest thing to come out this year? Join me for my review of Madame Web!
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@yhnbgtrfv100 3 ай бұрын

I loved that scene when the villain was like “How did you know?” and Madame Web responded with “I checked it on the web.” I had tears in my eyes…

@doubledoubleespresso 3 ай бұрын

Please tell me that's not real 😂😂

@null-Oh-6666 3 ай бұрын

Madame Shit

@killabean990 3 ай бұрын

I’m ngl they should’ve added that line in the script

@JoshuaKevinPerry 3 ай бұрын

Please tell me that's real 😂

@GenuineLhachwen 3 ай бұрын

That was a sticky situation indeed!

@nicholauscrawford7903 3 ай бұрын

"It's about a woman whose superpower is her mind" - the same actress who starred in 50 Shades of Grey.

@varsityreviews707 3 ай бұрын

To be fair if that’s what I’m known for I’d try to make people think I’m more than a soft core prn actor.

@nicholauscrawford7903 3 ай бұрын

@@varsityreviews707 I would too, but the issue is, the script and the performance have to actually show some wisdom and intelligence for that to work. If not, it's just going to be a farce.

@teheyepatch 3 ай бұрын

And a godawful Netflix adaptation of Persuasion.

@varsityreviews707 3 ай бұрын

@@nicholauscrawford7903 now I’m not defending the movie but I’ll play devils advocate and maybe she said that in the interview before everything was finalized. Probably not but that’s what I’m assuming

@cleanerben9636 3 ай бұрын

@@varsityreviews707 From what it looks like to me it seems like she's going through contractually obligated marketing. I actually feel bad for her.

@julian0496 2 ай бұрын

That Pepsi sign is the best character in all of cinema!

@ton1 2 ай бұрын

A cautionary tale: Pepsi will kill you.

@GravenHurst35 2 ай бұрын

No, the P is symbolism for the killing of Peter Parker, because Madame appropiates Peter Parkers own uncle Ben, so "she" came first and that Ezekiel jumped around like a spider "before" Spider-Man was created. Very sacrilege to Spider-Man story canon. But what do you expect from Sony, who owns only has the copyrights to Venom and not Spider-Man. Stupid.

@comedicsociopathy Ай бұрын

@@GravenHurst35I'm 14 and this is deep.

@floridaman5125 2 ай бұрын

I cried when Miyagi made her do the “web on, web off” technique

@mrcoolman333 2 ай бұрын

Best comment

@LilShepherdBoy Ай бұрын

This was good, haha. - Jesus Christ loves you 💙 He has a plan and a purpose for your life, plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. Jesus Christ loves you 💙

@user-ji7kn3ul3v Ай бұрын

😂

@Dbusdriver71 Ай бұрын

Didn't peter parker get his abilities when he was bitten my a spider that was radioactive, not paternally?

@scots2129 3 ай бұрын

I loved it when Madame Web said to the bad guy "I know its none of my business, but I am making it Madamme business." Life changing

@Vorpal_Wit 3 ай бұрын

*slow-clap

@MachoMaster 3 ай бұрын

This was actually legit funny.

@darraghahearne9545 3 ай бұрын

that was really good

@UmbraFulgur 3 ай бұрын

I must have seen a different movie. The one I watched didn't have this line.

@AndrewAce. 3 ай бұрын

🤣

@rg3721 3 ай бұрын

My favourite part of this film, it’s when she said "It’s webbing time", truly movie of the year

@fancychicken7386 3 ай бұрын

That's exactly what I said when I saw cidney at the premier

@LAST_STAND_FAN 3 ай бұрын

I ain't tryna be mean, but you chaps NEED to come up with a new joke, that one was funny for a week tops.

@TheEldritchGod 3 ай бұрын

I continue my quest to collect the best of the "I Loved The Part Where..." Memes. If you have any additions, know that your contribution may be added to the unfolding saga. I love the part where the Marvels all yelled 'When our powers combine, you become Captain Planet!' and then Don Cheadle used his green mullet to turn everyone into trees. Then Galadriel Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way Targaryen (GEDDRWT) faced off against the german-orcs, "We have the mightiest armies in all of Middle Earth! What do you have that could defeat us?" Incelron just cracked his neck and said, "Magic, Mutherf*cker." Then Frodo said, "Crap. we're gonna need a bigger ring." so Gandalf told the Ents "Run, Forrest! Run!" Then Don Lemonlas said, "We Haz RANGS!" while wearing a T-shirt that read, "Ask Me About My Translucent Agenda." Then all the N*zis got blown up when the Gay Engola dropped two nukes: Body-Positive Man and Little Transboy in the movie Open-hymen. It was flown by Hagrid who turned to his co-pilot and said, "You're a Magical Negro Harry." While the part where Chewspocka transitioned during his witcher training was inspiring, true, and real, I was in tears when he said, "It's witching time." I also believe that the part where Lenny Henry's performance as a literal cell phone ringing in every scene was a meta-commentary about how modern entertainment is simply watching the fuckin' show you bigot, and so was yet another Oscar-worthy performance and we should give more reparations to black people. Specifically, I want to watch him have sex with my wife from the closet. I want to watch from the closet. My wife isn't from the closet. Although if she came out of the closet, that'd be fun to watch as well. My wife isn't a 12-year-old boy I have tied up in the closet. I certainly don't make him scream "I've A Tempest In Me!" while I sodomize him. You can't prove anything. #EpsteinDidNothingWrong My favorite part was when Tinkerbell literally thanked Wendy for saving everyone, fixing everything, telling all the problematic persons what they should do, and being literally the only one who truly listens to the oppressed minorities of the world and actually cares about them, then gets declared the grand high UberKaren and ruled the world. The part where Peter Pansexual picks up the detached hook and says “This hook is literal perfection”. To which Wendy snatched it away from him and said, “It will be….once it fits a woman!" Then Wendy Bit off her own hand, stuck the hook onto the bloody stump, and abruptly turned into Will Smith, before she slapped the living Chris Rock out of Peter while shouting, "KEEP MY BROTHERS' NAMES OUT YOUR F**KING MOUTH!!" I thought it was rather daring to have Wendy not only be transexual, but transracial and I loved it because otherwise, I'd be a sexist racist. All Game of Thrones scholars agree that the scene where Rhaenyra whispers in Celeborn's ear “I hate pee on the toilet seat when I go to use it.” and then disconnects the machine that keeps him alive, perfectly delivered George JRR Martin's message of hope and healing for all wahmankind. Then Galadriel jumped into the ocean with Dory and started singing, "Just keep swimming." I have to admit, I did not like the part where the authot race-swapped the ents. Ents are clearly White Birch, but those ents were OAK. Remember, Arboreal Pollen is Tree ejaculation, so the Ent orgy counts as interracial and should have the appropriate tags. However, they redeemed themselves when Scott Bakula quantum leaped into T(reebeard)'Challa. I was taken off guard when GEDDRWT and Rey Palpatine arrived in Wakanda to fookin scissor because she held up a space ship component as she Bypassed The Oppressor, then a white man said "We don't do that in here" and Rey replied, "Are you Shuri about that?" My favorite part would have to be when Gandalf said, "Did you ever hear the tragedy of Morgoth? I thought not. It's not a story the Valar would tell you. It's a Maiar legend. Melkor was a Dark Lord, so powerful and so wise he could use the Silmarils to influence the Great Music to create life... He had such a knowledge of the unseen world that he could even keep the ones he cared about from losing their Facebook accounts if they posted the N-word. The dark side of the unseen world is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice became the Dark Lord Incelron. Ironic, he could save others from living in their parent's basement, but not himself." Whereupon a stoned Captain Marvel said, "Dude, where's my precious?" For you see, Bree Larson is still using her patented emotional range acting technique which consists of her going wide-eyed and looking to the left or right without turning he head, or going narrow-eyed and looking to the left or right. Then she broke The Don's hand. Remember, it is always the darkest before The Don. Via Don Dios. Don, But Not Forgotten. But then Russell T. Davis beat a paraplegic Black Woman in a wheelchair to death and wiped the blood off his face while muttering, "Why does everyone assume cripples are evil?" Where upon Morbius replied, "It's webbing time!" and that's all the reference Madame Web deserves. I loved the ending where Ursula said “Ahh, so you think darkness is your ally? But you merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see the light until I was already an octopus, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!” Then She-Hulk said, "You either die a Hero or live long enough to see yourself become the Crustacean." And then Halbrand said, "YEW TUKE ARR JERBS!" and Kicked a Harfoot into a well while shouting, "THIS. IS. NUMENOR." But Then Ursula Replied, "I am INEVITABLE!!!" only for Ariel to impale her with the boat while saying, "And I am all the Jedi! ... On a Boat." As Ursula died she croaked, "The Sea... Is always... Right..." Then perked up, "And the sea shops exclusively at Amazon. Use The 'IAmAllTheJedi' code to get a ten percent discount on all your Amazon purchased items for one order." THEN she finally died. I laughed, I cried, I kissed 18 bucks goodbye. 10/10 Would edge to it again. Much Stunning. Much Bravery.

@rg3721 3 ай бұрын

@@LAST_STAND_FAN well I also liked then she said "I want to put some web in your eye"

@ilovedogs2642 3 ай бұрын

Why do we always end up with comments getting repeated thousands of times that just aren't good. Drones

@DavidBrown-bs7gg 2 ай бұрын

Crazy that being mowed down by a car and then an ambulance didn't even scratch the bad guy, but then a relatively light street sign falls on him and hes deader than a dead thing, never to be seen again

@-oysterthief4444 2 ай бұрын

No,no,no! That’s what they want us to think! These dumpster fires always leave room for the sequel

@andreleverettejr3747 2 ай бұрын

The sarcasm of the entire video is very much appreciated, also they are NEVER in the costumes!? Not watching, thanks for taking one for the team Drinker.

@miboogaroo 2 ай бұрын

Only in brief flash forwards

@andreleverettejr3747 2 ай бұрын

@@miboogaroo I'd rather see Ezra Miller as the flash than just see flashes of that only

@Dash277 3 ай бұрын

Dakota Johnsons interviews were pretty entertaining lol. She was asked to name some spider man movies and she like uh... "Spider Man: Here he comes!" "Spider Man: and he's back!"

@joe42m13 3 ай бұрын

spiderman and the goblet of fire 😆

@cradiculous 3 ай бұрын

S9: The Spider Saga

@alnu8355 3 ай бұрын

I kind of wished they were called that now.

@CharlesUrban 3 ай бұрын

2 Spider 2 Man.

@draxrdax7321 3 ай бұрын

Watching different interviews of Dakota Johnson... is it just me or she's actually challenged in the head? Doesn't feel like she has more than 2 brain cells swimming around in her head. Lucky for her that her father is Don Johnson i guess

@musawigatwabi7727 3 ай бұрын

My favorite line is when Sidney Swinney’s character tells Madam Web that there’s danger in the forest to which she responds, “a girl gets killed out there and you think that’s me? No. I’m the danger. I’m the one who webs”. Truly a film that transcends cinema.

@Reaperance 3 ай бұрын

Bravo Vince.

@chakravartin3356 3 ай бұрын

Why are you watching then? You can't take your money back, you know that right? People like you are the reason why these companies don't want to rethink the way they produce entertainment

@jayb2705 3 ай бұрын

I loved the bit when she said "it's webbin time" and preceded to web all over the bad guys

@nicole7884 3 ай бұрын

I unironically enjoyed the first hour of the film. I hated it after Peru. I think this could have been a good tV show with better actors more time and make it about the Cassandra from the comics. You know who is actully a fully functioning human

@alexandresobreiramartins9461 3 ай бұрын

It's Mörbin, sorry, Webbin time!

@victormartines116 2 ай бұрын

The best scene in the whole movie was when Cassie took off her mask for the first time in the movie when confronting Ezekiel and said this line, "My name is Cassandra "Cassie" Webb, commander of the Spider Tribe in Peru, General of the Las Aranas and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Santiago. Daughter to a murdered mother, wife to a murdered husband. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next." She said this line with such gravitas and conviction that the entire theater leaped up and yelled, "Slay, Queen, Slay." Truly an inspiring moment that is definitely going to win all the awards at the Oscars next year.

@Suraya38 2 ай бұрын

I hollered bc I'm like wait did they steal this from Gladiator? But then I got it 🤣🤣

@leesadler5047 2 ай бұрын

It was pure acting gold when she broke the 4th wall and said,"It's webbin time."🔥

@stefanpoirier6810 2 ай бұрын

Madame Web: TERRA-WEBTAL!! Glasses Billy-like girl: TRI-WEBBER-TOPS!! Hispanic (Dora) girl: SABERTOOTH SPIDER!! Token black girl: TARANTULAROUS!!! "MADAME WEBBERS!!!! GO GO MA-DAME WEBBERS!!! GO GO MADAME WEBBERS!!! GO GO MADAME WEBBERS! YOU MIGHTY SPIDEY MADAME WEBBERS!!!!!"

@johnmccarthy3111 3 ай бұрын

When Madame Web said "I don't like spiders. They're coarse, and rough, and irritating, and they get everywhere." I cried tears of joy.

@dan271291 3 ай бұрын

Truly was a moment of all times

@charongold6532 3 ай бұрын

Oh come on that SW Episode 2 reference was just sucha low blow bro 😂😂😂

@tyrannozilla 3 ай бұрын

At least the sand line had context in that film. Webb doesn't even know what the definition of context means.@@charongold6532

@CineRecaps98 3 ай бұрын

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@jamiebraswell5520 3 ай бұрын

Irony, seeing that Attack of the Clones is a better movie in almost every way.

@scots2129 3 ай бұрын

Who else got emotional when she said "we aren't a spider verse, we are a spider family" then CGI Paul Walker drove off into the sunset? Truly exhilarating.

@TSWaves1 3 ай бұрын

The whole theatre I was in clapped during this. All 3 of us were crying

@dianebrooks1859 3 ай бұрын

This made me laugh so hard I woke my dog up

@Darkraz 3 ай бұрын

Cgi Paul walker was 🔥

@brenttrotter88 3 ай бұрын

It's been a long day without oyu my friend......

@bharat-dz9wi 3 ай бұрын

I loved it when she said it's webbing time and webbed all over the enemy. Truly a historical moment.

@jaideepshekhar4621 2 ай бұрын

Something I love is how Critical Drinker trusts his audience's brains enough to make a satire without having to explicitly state it every 10 seconds. Hollywood could certainly learn something from this... or not.

@TheAnimeist 2 ай бұрын

The girl was shipped to the USA via Amazon.

@mr.punisher5100 3 ай бұрын

This film deserves an award for somehow being worse than Morbius I'm sorry I didn't actually say Morbius was bad it made 1 morbillion dollars at the box office but it's a shame Madame Web couldn't do the same

@arhandemirok2189 3 ай бұрын

yo, don't you talk trash about the masterpiece Morbius

@XParasiteOctoling 3 ай бұрын

Morbius got shafted at the Oscars

@BCRivers 3 ай бұрын

This man's acting like Morbius wasn't one of the movies of all time.

@Grassdia 3 ай бұрын

Morbius is Nolan level QUALITY.

@gopremiummedia29455 3 ай бұрын

But as far as Marvel movies go in general, I am almost placing Madame Web in the level of Ghost Rider Spirit of Vengeance and the 2015 Fantastic Four.

@drchristophe207 3 ай бұрын

My favorite part was when Madame met Tobey’s spider man and said “you know…I’m something of a web myself”.

@WdawgSmith 2 ай бұрын

That didn’t make any sense At all sir

@Smokkedandslammed 2 ай бұрын

"Thats my secret Capt, im always webbed up." -Hulk (Avengers, pre-m-she-u)

@Biscuits645 2 ай бұрын

@@WdawgSmith you know...I'm something of an idiot myself.

@CoulombicStats 2 ай бұрын

@@WdawgSmith As a morb, i can confirm you are not one of us. go watch cocomelon bozo

@josephbrady711 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@diplamatikjuan3595 2 ай бұрын

I think the part that vindicated the whole movie, was when the guy finally told her: "Frankly, my dear, I don't give Madame", then put on his hat and walked off into the mist. Powerful!!

@sundaramanand8788 2 ай бұрын

OTTO octavius's cameo telling "HELLO MISS WEBB" was nostalgic and heart warming

@stefanpoirier6810 2 ай бұрын

Octavia Spencer's brief role at the WWF (World Web Federation) scene was just awe-inspiring!

@kj3n569 3 ай бұрын

As Uncle Ben said, "With great wokeness comes zero responsibility". Truly profound dying proclamation.

@gigachad7751 3 ай бұрын

What is wokeness

@littlemoth4956 3 ай бұрын

Oh god, enough with this “woke” shit. Such a stupid term

@theshapeexists 3 ай бұрын

@@littlemoth4956yes, how dare he use a term that has a definition that fits exactly what is being shown in the film.

@comyxcon4gaming860 3 ай бұрын

@@littlemoth4956 Well, it wouldn't be so stupid if every single director didn't have it in EVERY DAMN MOVIE.

@andrewheaney4874 3 ай бұрын

@@littlemoth4956yeah this movie sucks but not cause it’s “woke.” It sucks cause it’s horribly written, directed, and crafted.

@BubblyJubbly 3 ай бұрын

I especially loved that part where one of Madame Web’s friends went up to her and said “what are you gonna do when you’re not saving the world?” And then she replied and said “web design”. Such fantastic writing.

@TPRM1 3 ай бұрын

Truly one of the screenplays of our time.

@maxnexus5421 3 ай бұрын

kinda big words. "save the world"? She just discovered her powers and she's already in the same level of iron man and the others.

@katehobbs9682 3 ай бұрын

It’s such a parody of spider man 😂

@TheColaGoodfellow 3 ай бұрын

WEB DESIGN. Ha!

@CineRecaps98 3 ай бұрын

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@Wesup77 2 ай бұрын

The funniest thing in the movie was watching the 3 girls do CPR😂 Does 3 compressions: “I’m tired” 😂

@DerpliciousDerek 2 ай бұрын

To be fair, CPR is physically intensive but yeah it was pretty funny.

@JohnNash-lt1ny 2 ай бұрын

Rights for 304 were a mistake 🤣

@Ishaan_A 2 ай бұрын

@@DerpliciousDereknot after just 3 compressions! 😂

@notsobigcheese 2 ай бұрын

I loved how when they were chased after by Ezekiel, Webb replied with: ''We're gonna need a bigger web."

@Noah_ol11 3 ай бұрын

This movie is so good that my quadriplegic uncle got up after years and walked out of the theater

@NotoriousNickNorris 3 ай бұрын

Ran at full tilt no doubt!

@denisl2760 3 ай бұрын

@@NotoriousNickNorris hurdled 3 rows of seats

@bagggers9796 3 ай бұрын

I'm gonna try this with my dead parents

@neilmacintosh1842 3 ай бұрын

hurled across 3 rows of seats

@jonjonr6 3 ай бұрын

I'm less surprised about your uncle walking than anyone actually going to the theater to see this movie.

@bowserknight 3 ай бұрын

I shit you not, today here in Germany, they actually advertised this movie in the radio. I didn't really hear too much of it, but I heard the radiolady say something among the lines of "people are getting tired of male superheroes, so if you wanna experience something new and exciting, give this movie a try". Of course, I immediately agreed to everything she said and rushed to the nearest cinema to buy a webillion tickets to watch this masterpiece (I didn't).

@kornelobajdin5889 3 ай бұрын

True. I wouldn't even watch it for free online at home. Let alone waste time in the cinema 😂

@calebleach7988 3 ай бұрын

Let’s take a look at the list of new superhero movies and tv shows lately… She-Hulk The Marvels Mrs Marvel Madame Web Multiverse of madness What if? Wandavision Echo Hawkeye Black widow Ant man and wasp Yeah lady. People are *really* getting tired of Male superheroes. Can’t we just make ONE good superhero movie where the characters gender and ethnicity don’t matter?

@Feja2503 3 ай бұрын

@@calebleach7988 And a lot of them had multiple female heroes. Ant man basically had 2, both smarter than ant man. Which they hammer on.

@NTJedi 3 ай бұрын

Corporations and Hollywood movies are weakening or removing men whenever possible. Hollywood is receiving huge amounts of money so women are not only the heroes, but are also smarter, stronger, faster and wiser than men. In the movies men are only allowed to be the villain or be silly humor or be cannon fodder or be the student who learns a lesson. Within corporations if women are not half the company then it's viewed as a problem, but if more than half the company is women then it's viewed as empowering thus men are punished and literally viewed as the problem.

@065Tim 3 ай бұрын

Wasn't that Hunger Games chick the first woman action hero ever?

@troywilkinson8937 2 ай бұрын

I like the part where the pig became her support animal by reading her web. Truly magical.

@sharkinator7819 2 ай бұрын

I got chills when Madame Web said “remember, no Russian” before getting off the elevator at an airport. Truly a shocking and brilliant masterpiece

@notsobigcheese 2 ай бұрын

Remember, no web

@lobodesade6780 2 ай бұрын

I love these comments hahaha.

@notthisguyagain8557 3 ай бұрын

These all female super hero movies remind me of when me and my brother would build a cool clubhouse and my mom would say " let your sister play with you!" You let her in, she doesn't know what's going on, doesn't understand the reason why things are cool, she complains and tell you how things should be and you let her have the clubhouse. One hour later she abandons it.

@Redmenace96 3 ай бұрын

not far off.

@jaybee9269 3 ай бұрын

This comment is the truest thing on the Internet.

@ryanderry8873 3 ай бұрын

This might actually be the most apt representation of modern Marvel movies I've ever seen.

@TheSuperappelflap 3 ай бұрын

This is why treehouses have a sign that says "no girls allowed"

@steveouk90126 3 ай бұрын

Men spend generations building up a property on universal concepts like the importance of teamwork and family, personal courage, self-sacrifice for the greater good, the eternal battle between good and evil. They inspire generations of others to be better than they are. Women take it over and wrap the whole property around their emotional problems and feelings of inadequacy, and the unjust Hellscape that is being worth the time and attention they want from others.

@minalaminala141 3 ай бұрын

The moment when she yelled "THERE IS A WEBNEST IN ME" and then started morbing I died and came back to life as Gandalf the Gay. Truly a generational piece of cinema.

@deadprivacy 3 ай бұрын

It was indeed, without doubt, most definitely, emphatically...a film

@darthlaurel 3 ай бұрын

WebNEST..she said webnest. I can't believe you missed that. 🤦🏻‍♀️

@Whatever-mq7vy 3 ай бұрын

I laughed out loud. 😂

@syler100 3 ай бұрын

Only Gay? And what about the fifthy shades of...?

@jout738 3 ай бұрын

@@darthlaurel So its diffrent word nowdays to say webnest with caps, instead of small letters.😂

@legorobotguy 2 ай бұрын

It was so powerful when she stood over the villain and said "You want Madame? I'll give you Madame!" What a scene.

@DaytonaPrototypes 2 ай бұрын

Looks like a masterpiece! Love the part where she said "Luke... I am your Web" I'm ordering tickets right now. 😃

@koonehkun6404 3 ай бұрын

Madame Web is the most INNOVATIVE and CREATIVE movie I have never seen. -10/10, 100% will unsee it again.

@seansteel328 3 ай бұрын

10 out of 10 people who haven't seen this film would recommend not seeing it

@lancertreepuffer 3 ай бұрын

Huh?

@nubioansah5812 3 ай бұрын

@@seansteel328facts

@deadprivacy 3 ай бұрын

It was definitely, without doubt, beyond any measure , one of the films.

@bobross1829 3 ай бұрын

I especially liked how they set this in 2003 for reasons, had the Parkers in it and could not actually say their names, but somehow the villain had advanced computers and facial recognition tech like it is 2024. That was all inspiring and worth the 100 million they spent!

@douglaspatterson9155 3 ай бұрын

Peter Parker Payter Parky Paytre-Arky Patriarchy I’m so grateful I was able to see this powerful message. I vow to leave the webbing to the queens from now on.

@ajmore 3 ай бұрын

So that's why the women in the movie are in Central Park!

@johnmagoola7905 3 ай бұрын

I knew it.

@thedanishviking88 3 ай бұрын

Lol lol this is the best comment I have seen so far well done

@ST-mn6nw 3 ай бұрын

Lol

@Wr41thgu4rd 3 ай бұрын

HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE CRACKED THE CODE!

@markherring3513 2 ай бұрын

I like that scene where madame web said "My webs are funny how? My webs are here to amuse you?..like a clown? WTF about my webs are so goddamn funny?!?!" One of the most classic lines ever.

@neilmackenzie4394 2 ай бұрын

I saw you the other day with Benny, and Nerdrotic, and decided to check out your channel. It's Snarky and Great! I subscribed.....Good Stuff!

@KingKayro87 3 ай бұрын

Gotta love how Dakota Johnson's interviews basically had her saying "Yeah, this is a film that I have starred in. It is a movie that people can watch. We filmed it, and now we've finished filming it and have released it to the public."

@jackoclub3895 3 ай бұрын

She said that? Jaysus

@micklaws5520 3 ай бұрын

She forgot the obligatory “And Stuff”

@AlexandrosDourtmes 3 ай бұрын

proper Ron Swanson style

@zoanth4 3 ай бұрын

Literal npc

@Omgits7ito 3 ай бұрын

Watching her talk about this film makes me think she was contractually obligated to participate in this film and has a deep disdain for it.

@askevan1991 3 ай бұрын

My favorite part of the movie was the post-credits scene where Uncle Ben said "I'm thinking of starting a rice business". Wrapped the story up beautifully.

@radrobd123 3 ай бұрын

and him and his friend Jerry also decided to start an ice cream business on the side

@Zer0Fox_gibbon 3 ай бұрын

😂😂

@sarvolfe6435 3 ай бұрын

Yep, ten out of ten.

@RossTheNinja 3 ай бұрын

Ben out of Ben*@@sarvolfe6435

@ainteasya 3 ай бұрын

Madam web 2 will be about the uncle ben name change controversy to Ben's original

@antonnym214 Ай бұрын

Drinker, thank you for doing this! Because of your glowing recommendation, I was sorely tempted to view this one myself. However, I dare not. But why, Anton, can't you bear to see such a wonderful film? That's exactly the reason, Good Sir. If I saw this amazing work of art, I would be spoiled. I could never enjoy a film of lesser quality ever again. By watching this in our stead, you, Drinker, are saving millions (Literally!) of people the same fate. All good wishes, always, and never stop!

@TheRootinTeuton 2 ай бұрын

0:58 Holy shit they kept Kraven white. I can only imagine this act took an immense amount of restraint.

@Th3RussBus 3 ай бұрын

The on-the-nose remark when she said "Im no doctor, but I am a WebMD" was such an important step forward in female.

@nathanielsmith2847 3 ай бұрын

in female

@jjcometa9333 3 ай бұрын

@@nathanielsmith2847 in female

@Gizmodrums 3 ай бұрын

😂

@1travstone 2 ай бұрын

We NEED female to take step forward!

@somebody-gj6ue 2 ай бұрын

@@nathanielsmith2847let's all be IN FEMALE😊

@akkay47 2 ай бұрын

Props to whoever put a SponsorBlock "highlight" at 3:44

@voiceover2191 11 күн бұрын

You outdid yourself Drinker, a true gem of a review, but of course the genius source material offered a lot of inspiration.

@MyLateralThawts 3 ай бұрын

The psychic was blinded by fireworks hitting her in the eyes? I guess she didn’t see that coming.

@LukasJampen 3 ай бұрын

Apparently she wasn't using them anyway (same as her brain) so she probably won't miss them 😂

@mrwidestrides4802 3 ай бұрын

She was blinded by fate.

@EvilDoresh 3 ай бұрын

When she had a vision of being "blinded by the light", she was just thinking about the song.

@kamchatmonk 3 ай бұрын

_ba-dum-tsss_

@nestormelendez9005 3 ай бұрын

It really blew up in her face

@alexfalton3985 3 ай бұрын

Love the part when Madame Web said to the other female characters, "Woman Avengers. Assemble!" So inspiring.

@RettMikhal 3 ай бұрын

It's woman time!!

@RaelNikolaidis 3 ай бұрын

Being picky about sensible pronoun usage is so sexist! 😅

@rg3721 3 ай бұрын

Yeah that’s why it’s movie of the year

@IamAnnahi 3 ай бұрын

Imagine if that really happened in Avengers 😂..well, it kinda did with that all female scene 🤮

@rhetorical1488 3 ай бұрын

Soooo.....Whaamangers?

@binpmpn 2 ай бұрын

You had me going with the title. What a twist lol

@act_naturally 2 ай бұрын

I loved the ending. The silence and the dark, where there wasn’t anything to see.

@NASkeywest 3 ай бұрын

I had tears in my eyes when Madame Web overcame her disability and was able to join the Alabama football team, save fellow soldiers in Vietnam, become a ping pong champion, and ran across America.

@smyth0077 3 ай бұрын

My favourite part was when she released the handcuffs and Hans Gruper fell from the building

@krsmanjovanovic8607 3 ай бұрын

Too bad she couldnt fish for shrimp with her best buddy 😢

@tcchip 3 ай бұрын

'Run, Madame, run!', then Madame running was truly a moment in the movie.

@spidey3471 2 ай бұрын

But you ain’t got no spider legs, Lieutenant Dan

@Smokkedandslammed 2 ай бұрын

Its entirely possible.

@MR.LMR1996 3 ай бұрын

My favorite line is when the villain said to her "I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye!" Masterful dialogue.

@juser-abuser 3 ай бұрын

And them Madam said "you got webbed"

@jhoelt2922 3 ай бұрын

Pocket sand attack! 😂

@venom6848 3 ай бұрын

@@juser-abuserYes, that was truly moving dialogue, the other two people in the cinema told me to keep the noise down when I stood up, clapped, and cheered! 🤔

@Pyromanemac 3 ай бұрын

Yeh know, most of these are pretty clearly jokes. But, this one? I'm not sure. That's the dialogue I expect from this movie.

@MR.LMR1996 3 ай бұрын

@Pyromanemac Then there's the time when Madam Web's mum comes back to life at the last second and shouts "It's Pepsi time!" And bonked the villain in the head by throwing a can of Pepsi at them.

@ad-drumcovers99 2 ай бұрын

Another forty quid saved! Thank You, Drinker! 🍻

@ascajc 2 ай бұрын

I loved the part when Madame Web finally got her letter and didn’t know what it was until Hagrid excitedly said “You’re a wizard, Harry!” Such a beautiful moment of cinematic history!

@williamcarter361 3 ай бұрын

I loved the scene when she was asked her name, she said, “Web……Madame Web”. It was a very empowering piece of cinema.

@davidanderson_surrey_bc 3 ай бұрын

All her clothes are made of pure silk.

@joelellis7035 3 ай бұрын

She prefers her martinis shaken, not stirred.

@spartacus3436 3 ай бұрын

@JnaArt 3 ай бұрын

007

@juser-abuser 3 ай бұрын

She said "Mademoiselle Webstington... But you can call me Madam Web"

@chrisingram9798 3 ай бұрын

I really liked the part where she said “ of all the webs in all the world, you had to walk into mine”. Truly breathtaking

@williamcarter361 3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@JonnySublime 3 ай бұрын

Are these all real quotes? 😂😂😂

@daddybenjamin8732 3 ай бұрын

@@JonnySublime, I am asking the same thing. Even if they aren't. They are probably as good as the movie, by what I am hearing about it

@_birdie 3 ай бұрын

@@JonnySublimeno. but they legit could be haha that's what makes them even funnier

@andrescastro5520 3 ай бұрын

My favorite line is when Madame Web told her three girls, "here's looking at you kid, at you kid, and at you kid." Empowering.

@chessophiler 2 ай бұрын

Luv your Scottish ending, "Go away now" 7:44 Cheers!

@perryoneill5694 2 ай бұрын

A review of The Iron Claw is needed, Drinker!

@blyadko 3 ай бұрын

When Sydney Sweeney said "it's Morbin' time" i felt euphoria crawling through my spine. Truly crossover we didn't deserve.

@DanielTorres-pw8il 3 ай бұрын

So original. Crawl back to your basement dude.

@portalmanHUN 3 ай бұрын

Sydney Sweeney does make me feel some type of euphoria if you get what I'm saying

@thomasel9171 3 ай бұрын

@@DanielTorres-pw8il better get your copy and paste ready because that's approximately 90% of youtube comments.

@NateLawful 3 ай бұрын

@@portalmanHUN Not in this movie dude, they uglified Sydney Sweeney. How? Only in Hollywoke.

@jovianscrypto4258 3 ай бұрын

so assinine, as was your comment 'dude' @@DanielTorres-pw8il

@Laezel_Karlach_Jaheira_Lover 3 ай бұрын

My favorite part was when Dakota said, "I think it's time for this madame to web things up!". Goosebumps.

@Jadty 3 ай бұрын

Brave and amazing.

@andrewjames7438 3 ай бұрын

and then proceeded to web all over the place.

@cutieboychase 3 ай бұрын

Cringe

@BiblicalCinematicUniverse 3 ай бұрын

i love the part with the bird, the window, and the "Scrooge' movie explaining to her how the powers work. lol

@andrewh5568 3 ай бұрын

It's a bit of a spoiler because the title of the sequel will be "Madame 2 Web Things Up!"

@anandmorris 2 ай бұрын

I love the scene where Johnny Ringo shows up to take on the 3 girls, but Madame Web intervenes and quips "I'm your webbleberry" Inspiring.

@coltonsimms763 2 ай бұрын

Just found this channel, fkn love it m8! From 🇺🇸

@Yenzi769 3 ай бұрын

The way Madame Web effortlessly weaved her web of justice had me on the edge of my seat. Truly inspiring!

@griffiththechad9483 3 ай бұрын

Are you real or do you just fish for likes? Bruh. You were “Etherium Trader” when you first posted this now you’re some chick??? This is definitely a bot🤣

@lawmanlawman2210 3 ай бұрын

Ma'am, your channel confuses me.

@trelltheguy 3 ай бұрын

This shit was boring

@frankgesuele6298 3 ай бұрын

Stunning & brave!

@jbw3118 3 ай бұрын

Stanley Kubrick is weeping so hard in the afterlife🤣🤣

@Omgits7ito 3 ай бұрын

When she said “ it’s webbin time ! “ the whole theatre gave the movie a standing ovation it was awesome.

@TrickOrRetreat 3 ай бұрын

Tears and popcorn all over the place.

@Jtmartin0027 2 ай бұрын

I doubt that

@tpiller 2 ай бұрын

@@Jtmartin0027 If you don't get sacasm, why are you here? Madame Web - The Best Movie Of The Year!

@CoulombicStats 2 ай бұрын

as a morb, i can confirm she webbed us all over the theatre. Truly one of the moments ever in cinematic history.

@jujutsusorcerer3 Ай бұрын

I cried when Madamme Webb said "Its Jujutsu Kaisen time!" and used World Cutting Web on the main villain, turning him into Ezek/iel Si/ms, truly the movie of time.

@airborneanimal9170 Ай бұрын

Love your movie reviews, and your audio book voice acting.

@hottdropp8538 3 ай бұрын

I was at the theater with my 2 year old daughter and when Woman Web said "I'm not bossy, I just get things done!", she stood up and clapped and so the whole theater stood up and clapped with her so I shared my story on Reddit and then here, I was so inspired.

@notthatnick5546 3 ай бұрын

"And then, I was offered the job of my dreams while my daughter looked at me with a grin, wise beyond her years." 😄

@TexZenMaster 3 ай бұрын

Has she chosen her gender yet? That is.. assuming that he/she/they still identifies as a "she" to be referenced. If not, be prepared for the extensive therapy bills where 'the child' goes through phases of being pokemon, dragonball, and teletubbies characters before settling on permanent sterility and lifetime of woe. Good luck!

@Sirwest299 3 ай бұрын

And knowing Reddit, they ate it all up.

@seansteel328 3 ай бұрын

...and that 2-year-old girl? Barack Obama

@mr781mass9 3 ай бұрын

I go to the movies with my 6 & 9yr old Nephews who can barely sit still, have to pee a handful of times, ask to leave a handful of times, don’t pay attention or ask for my phone lol but your 2yr old understood the context of that line, stood up applauding, then the WHOLE theater not only stood up but also applauded? I CALL B U L L S H I T

@isaiahgray6415 3 ай бұрын

The villain gets blown up in a fireworks factory in a plot point straight out of a Foghorn Leghorn cartoon - great job guys, way to make a grounded and realistic thriller

@kathyflorcruz552 3 ай бұрын

Just needed the long camera shot of a puff of smoke from above to complete the scene.😂

@bdkj3e 3 ай бұрын

"Now hold on you never i say never i say you never fight in a fireworks factory, ya crazy boy"

@isphus 3 ай бұрын

It reminds me of Megas XLR, with things like "conveniently placed fireworks factory" showing up in the middle of the mech fights.

@TheUnseenPath 3 ай бұрын

It’s not nearly as funny as having a Pepsi sign fall on the villain, that was hysterical.

@mysticwolf75 3 ай бұрын

Or that scene in the first Naked Gun movie! 😂 "Nothing to see here!"

@vjnt1star 2 ай бұрын

4:40-4:50 LOL pure editing epicness

@angelnievesphoto 2 ай бұрын

I loved that part when they see the webs for the first time and she says "They do move in webs" I had goosebumps.

@tryingbutfailing 3 ай бұрын

Drinker genuinely laughing at the Pepsi sign and absurd misfortune of the heroine made my day. Blind AND paralyzed? Bwaaa!😂

@fenner1122 3 ай бұрын

💯

@TheUnseenPath 3 ай бұрын

The Pepsi sign is what killed me no pun intended. That was too funny.

@davidaustin5622 3 ай бұрын

Blind so she don't have to watch this movie. I call that luck.

@normadgarmez7026 3 ай бұрын

I mean honestly that Pep... 😁 😄🤣😂😂😅 That Peps... 😅😂🤣😄😆 That Pepsi Si 😆😄🤣😂😅 *20 minutes later* That movie just sucked and Pepsi should find better ways to promote.

@Fideli8 3 ай бұрын

I loved the scene where Madame Web looked at the spider suit and said “It’ll be perfect, when it fits a woman!” Truly brave and inspiring!

@TheAustrianPainter87 3 ай бұрын

@@kostastube2010Non binary spider suit.

@FM-le8vu 3 ай бұрын

Oh no! Batwoman invaded the spiderverse

@nunooliveira8401 2 ай бұрын

This is exactly the type of witty sarcasm the world needs. Keep up the good work dear sir!

@butlercorp 2 ай бұрын

Love the bit where Madame Web says to Peter, “No, I am your mother”.

@willwinters3910 2 ай бұрын

Was laughing so hard after, "Because the script said so," that I had to watch this again.

@Anonymous-cc9vh 3 ай бұрын

This is the only movie I can think of where the bad guy is literally killed by literal product placement.

@garomaster 2 ай бұрын

Somebody discovered a new word and of course is using it improperly 😊

@movieclipsvideos1781 2 ай бұрын

Little nicky? Or am I wrong

@zonesquestiloveunderworld 2 ай бұрын

@@garomasterYou might even say that they're _quite literally_ mistaken.

@quentinkaasa47 2 ай бұрын

Inspector Gadget came close with a Yahoo billboard falling on Dr. Claw's car.

@TSBJunkie 2 ай бұрын

SAY LITERAL ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME

@marinawolf 3 ай бұрын

The part where Dakota sans-Johnson bellowed "they can take my eyesight, but they can never take my freedom!" brought a tear to my eye.

@ThatMargaret 3 ай бұрын

Bellowed?!😭😭😭

@steveelder5306 3 ай бұрын

I thought that was "Fweedommm!"

@matthewronson5218 3 ай бұрын

"sans-Johnson" HAHAHAHAHA!!! :D

@MatthewSmith-zx6uk 3 ай бұрын

...that should be a line from Helldivers 2😂

@Harvey_Mod 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 I'm crying man

@TheWillHadcroft 2 ай бұрын

Highly amusing review. I laughed out loud at the Technical Difficulties 'break'!

@sabatian1138 2 ай бұрын

"So she finds the magical bull**** spider, she's looking for...." This dude is hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@darkholyPL 3 ай бұрын

When Madame Web said to the girls 'Webbots, roll out!' I cried tears of joy.

@szymonanonim7214 2 ай бұрын

craied?

@darkholyPL 2 ай бұрын

@@szymonanonim7214 Oh thanks for pointing it out, fixed. :D

@TF2Fan101 2 ай бұрын

Webbots actually sounds like a cool name for a team of robots connected to the internet.

@Menorahdude 2 ай бұрын

@@TF2Fan101Set it in future Kenya and you have a D+ show.

@andrewdwyer6462 2 ай бұрын

Dumb so dumb

@aesiddoway 3 ай бұрын

The part where Bill Pullman handed the megaphone to Dakota Johnson and she said, “we will not go quietly into the night. We will not vanish without a fight. We’re going to web on. We’re going to survive. Today, we celebrate our Madame Web day.” I got goosebumps.

@Yj-Fj 3 ай бұрын

In a high squeaky voice any poisonous spider would be proud of

@KevinStone-bf5ey 3 ай бұрын

Do me a favor. Tell my little spider women I love them very much.

@hungchoonghow5857 3 ай бұрын

Independence Day, hahaha.

@handsworth101 3 ай бұрын

So powerful! 😂

@martymcfly88mph35 3 ай бұрын

I get teary eyed at the independence day version lol

@coconutboy8198 2 ай бұрын

bro you know when madame web said "it's fucking morbin time" i cried in the theater, it seriously changed my life. truly an empowering and inspiration movie

@timflint25 2 ай бұрын

People need to lay off Chris lol...he's been writing and directing his own movie (Shelby Oaks, in post-production) and it took a lot of fundraising to get it finished. Right when production started he came out and said he would no longer be doing negative reviews, because he didn't want the karma of dissing on other creators while he was making his first go at such a huge and difficult process. Pretty classy, IMO, and he only talks about movies he enjoys nowadays. Like The Drinker says, we can always rely on him for our comedic content!

@brendofire2084 Ай бұрын

Stuckmann isn’t the same. He sounds like an AI just going through the same format. He doesn’t have the same energy as when he criticized stuff

@jeremyblackmouth3323 3 ай бұрын

Hitting Ezekiel with an ambulance the second time, someone in the theater should have yelled put. "Hey, it's going to be super easy. Barely an inconvenience."

@ragtowne 3 ай бұрын

Being hit by an ambulance twice is tight!

@martinfeng316 3 ай бұрын

wow, wow, wow....!

@TheBjhauhnar 3 ай бұрын

wow wow wow....! WooooaaauuuuoooW

@ronzombie6541 3 ай бұрын

I see what you did there!

@whisperienced 3 ай бұрын

Ooohhh saying something is super easy barely an inconvenience is TIGHT!

@mervanaydin3619 3 ай бұрын

I loved the part where Madame Web said: "Spiders are cruel, Thanos. And I'm very in touch with my inner spider." That was the best moment of my life!

@mrlaz9011 3 ай бұрын

you could say she was like a red web... over paradise.

@burntgrahamcracker2866 3 ай бұрын

What do you want with the SpiderMan? I want him… dead

@Rubiconx09-xh5by 3 ай бұрын

Doktor turn off my web inhibitors.

@MasterGordon5115 3 ай бұрын

@@mrlaz9011 Red web, red web over paradise Red web, red web over paradise Golden webs of the glorious sunshine Sending down such a blood-web light Now, the spiders slowly retreat to the shadows, out of sight Arid winds blow across the spiders Giving flight to the spiders of prey In the distance spiders come to transform New York, day by day Only Madame is with us now Something webs and pure Find the webs within ourselves No need for a cure When the webs is slow, when the Madame's hot The spiders waits to see what rots Oh, how pretty, all the scenery This is spider's sacrifice When the air blows through with a web splash The Madame Web's from its back When the sun sets We will not forget the red web over paradise

@wedgevic_proto 3 ай бұрын

"I'm fuckin invincible!" -Madam Web, probably

@onijake 2 ай бұрын

My favorite scene was Madam Web saving Wilbur’s life by spinning a web with lovely words above his pen.

@guillermoreyes54 3 ай бұрын

Even the villain dies under the P of Patriarchy... what a masterpiece! Not even Kubrick could imagine something so powerful! 🙄

@lomaxrobert 3 ай бұрын

Wait. I checked the cast for a single spider, yet zero representation. Spiderface much?

@KevinStone-bf5ey 3 ай бұрын

Pepsi is all about smashing the patriarchy.

@4.0.4 3 ай бұрын

P for other things too. Have you seen the Nilfgaardian soldiers armor from The Witcher adaptation?

@Bazravish69 3 ай бұрын

“PaTriArcHy hUrtS MEn tOo!” Lol

@MW92. 3 ай бұрын

One of the actors is a they/they. It’s automatically shit before we even watch it

@jonathanhansen1222 3 ай бұрын

That scene in the movie where the helpless, scared boy wet his pants & whispered to them, "I see web people." gave me chills and nightmares.

@AChi__ 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@numbandintheend 2 ай бұрын

This is top tier creative!

@bdleo300 2 ай бұрын

chills and nightmares and diarrhea ...

@adamkalb1 2 ай бұрын

He never said that phrase, but you are correct; it is very close and true to the fears of Ezekiel Sims, seeing web people in his nightmares.

@halogeek6 2 ай бұрын

so a second morbiuos huh? fuck it. #iseewebpeople

@autisticDementia 3 ай бұрын

Madame Web really truly was one of the movies of all time

@Amcor09 3 ай бұрын

What an original joke(!)

@speedc- 3 ай бұрын

@@ParamuontPictuers ori you're crazy if you think its gonna have anything going for it in the future

@verycool2050 3 ай бұрын

storytelling has always been a waste of time. accept it or maybe go outside

@TheOrangeRoad 3 ай бұрын

Im waiting for the Drinkers movie that was crowdfunded, what's up with that

@xmorte 3 ай бұрын

not all of us are illiterate @@verycool2050

@Apollyon-er4ut 2 ай бұрын

I have to say, the best humor in the world is absolute sarcasm. Top notch, 5 stars, two enthusiastic thumbs up.👍👍

@thatonegirlie-lz 2 ай бұрын

Can’t wait for the part where Madam Web met Peter Parker and they decided to become web buddies cause that teared me up😭

@Dan-od6zx 3 ай бұрын

Usually it's diabetes from Pepsi that will get you. My expectations were subverted when they went with the giant Pepsi sign instead. A truly bold and creative choice.

@mctapoutos7426 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@quantaluxvision 2 ай бұрын

Well, after being crushed by the sign, his blood sugar level was pretty low.

@thejeff2469 2 ай бұрын

I loved that part where the kid at the register says "yes sir" and she yells back "IT'S MADAME!!!"

@frug5629 2 ай бұрын

And then, throwing her overpriced slop they call coffee on him as a sign of Independence.

@darflame69yt12 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@mnmsaregood1 2 ай бұрын

Lol

@JamminClemmons 2 ай бұрын

@@darflame69yt12 - This *FLOPPED* at the box office. Did you hear?

@darflame69yt12 2 ай бұрын

@@JamminClemmons did I ask?

@mikoajpapaj1185 2 ай бұрын

I loved that moment when Madame Web said “It’s webbing time” and made a big web, truly inspiring

@Rikolus8383 2 ай бұрын

My first time viewing a Critical Drinker review. Wow. That was like a really cool roller coaster ride! Will be back....

@TheEasterFerret 3 ай бұрын

Gotta admit, the cameo by Morbius when he said, "I am Venom" and then all the girls screamed, but then he said, "Naw, it'll be fine. Doctor Michael Morbius at your service." Had me in tears. Truly madaming good time!

@joshseraphim3902 3 ай бұрын

😭😭💀💀💀🔥🔥🔥

@juser-abuser 3 ай бұрын

My favorite moment is when she punched a villain in the nose and then she said "you got webbed homie!"

@TheAnimale 3 ай бұрын

The scene when she said "Its Madam time" and webbed everywhere is what convinced me this movie is true Kino

@MoonWielder 3 ай бұрын

My spidey sense tells me when a Marvel movie is going to be shittier than a porta potty at a music festival

@DesmondDaCyborg 3 ай бұрын

💩🎶Going use they analogy 😊

@md_vandenberg 3 ай бұрын

Except it's not a Marvel movie. This was all Sony.

@watafumx 3 ай бұрын

What about Sony movies? Your spider-sense must be tingling all the fucking time.

@anthonyayala9097 3 ай бұрын

idk porta potty partys are pretty dope at music festivals... my spidey sense tells me otherwise on Marvel movies. their best bet is to restart/reboot the whole marvel cinematic universe.

@inyourgranmaass3605 3 ай бұрын

@watafumx they suck.just like mcu movies you're so butthurt is maddam webb not a marvel character 😂😂

@tairschol6910 2 ай бұрын

4:47 - OH COME ON!!! Indeed

@barackobama9343 2 ай бұрын

A movie about supernatural "spider powers" and the main character has an UNCLE BEN... I WONDER WHERE THAT PLOT came from???

@BannyV19 3 ай бұрын

My favorite part is when the Cassandra said the line "May the Webb be with you" before leaving the girls in the woods. The audience went crazy

@allenwestee8364 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@justinsmutek8541 2 ай бұрын

"Aunt May the web be with you"

@watch-box 3 ай бұрын

I liked the bit where they finally unlocked the door, and let us out of the cinema.

@goodtoBfit 3 ай бұрын

lmao 🤣

@marinawolf 3 ай бұрын

😂

@lauracollins4195 2 ай бұрын

This review is so perfectly funny (and spot on), I had to watch it twice. Made my day.

@colinhamilton7365 2 ай бұрын

I love when the main actress is having a spidey-vision of the future and Al Gore briefly shows up to inform us that he in fact invented the inter-webs. Truly inspiring.