Dangerous Men - The Cinema Snob

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7 жыл бұрын

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Writer and Creator: Brad Jones
Illustration: Shaun Millington
The Cinema Snob reviews this Patreon suggested movie Dangerous Men.

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@debonaire_nerd 7 жыл бұрын

This is what Kill Bill would be like if it was written and directed by Tommy Wiseau.

@briankenney8609 5 жыл бұрын

Fun Fact: The director of this movie went to a showing of this and when the audience started laughing he dismissed them as a bunch of drunks hahaha

@notsyzagts7967 2 жыл бұрын

proof please

@spicytrash4981 2 жыл бұрын

@@notsyzagts7967 your mother lul

@paulpincemin5700 7 жыл бұрын

I'll be honest, if I ever film a movie, I'd be pretty happy to see a critic describe it as "The Holy Grail of holy fucking shit"

@Ryan-0413 7 жыл бұрын

7:24 I like how he reacts to his best friends death with just an "Aw mannnnn....Aw come on..."

@GlassesnMouthplates 4 жыл бұрын

This movie feels like John Rad actually wanted to make 10 different action movies but his actors and actresses kept on walking away during filming so he only had like 5-10 minutes worth of footage from each of the supposedly-multiple films he was working on.

@ouzer 7 жыл бұрын

The soundtrack for Dangerous Men originates from Planet Funkotron. It was delivered to John S. Rad by two funky aliens, who crash landed on Earth after their Righteous Rapmaster Rocketship broke apart. Bless you, Toejam & Earl.

@judyhopps9380 3 жыл бұрын

4 years late but I thought the same thing. This was soooo Toe Jam and Earl.

@lordkimbo Жыл бұрын

Glad i wasn't the only one who thought of toe jam and earl.

@Tareltonlives 7 жыл бұрын

This movie is like a fever dream after watching a ton of 80s revenge movies

@Shiirow 7 жыл бұрын

19:40 ...his badge says "Policeman Police"... I am dubious about his credentials.

@LauraSquirrel 5 жыл бұрын

Only trust the Police Cops.

@crimsondynamo615 4 жыл бұрын

I’m reminded of that one bootleg transformer Phelous reviewed that had a badge saying “Public Safety Town of Police”

@lindinle 3 жыл бұрын

That was thew the toy reviewer. It was a knockoff beat down

@RockandrollNegro 2 жыл бұрын

I don't know. I was arrested once by Special Officer Captain Policeman. He inspected my butt and turned me loose. Nice guy.

@pentelegomenon1175 2 жыл бұрын

from Policeman, Indiana

@MontyPythonFanatic2 7 жыл бұрын

The "Rapist Monologues" bit got me my biggest laugh from this show since Snob threatened to staple Goofy Toofy's pants to his ass. Bravo, Snob, bravo.

@melgibsonafter5beers626 7 жыл бұрын

That dialogue is like if Tommy Wiseau made an exploitation film...

@oz_jones 7 жыл бұрын

hahahaha, so how's your *rape vengeance* Mark?

@TheOnlyFoxYouNeed 7 жыл бұрын

+H. M. ಠ_ಠ my god! that could either be the single greatest exploitation film ever made.........or the biggest tragedy inflicted on mankind since the black plague!

@oz_jones 7 жыл бұрын

H. M. They would make so much MOTHERFUKING MONEY

@KarstensCreationsKC 6 жыл бұрын

Brilliantly surmised. Help yourself to TWO cookies.

@thesollylama130 6 жыл бұрын

Love that prop cop badge at the 19:40 mark. Policeman Police. That's gotta be a new precinct down by the milky milk bottling plant.

@eirhjien 7 жыл бұрын

gah, why did you skip the knife hidden in the butt crack scene? It's super classy.

@IAmNotWilson87 7 жыл бұрын

He also skipped the part where the naked man in the desert talks to his penis. (Yeah, that happens.) Oh well.

@JeonardShadby505 7 жыл бұрын

The main theme of this movie sounds like a cover of "Parents Don't Just Understand" from a cancelled Fresh Prince/Jazzy Jeff Sega Genesis game, which would've played over the "Press Start" screen.

@gyromurphy 6 жыл бұрын

Jesse Shade King Crimson? Is that you?

@uthertheking 6 жыл бұрын

That is...eerily accurate. Personally I just thought Level Select music.

@GalanDun 5 жыл бұрын

Dammit, now I want to play that game.

@augustwest5356 4 жыл бұрын

I can see it playing in games over level select but the "Parents Just Dont Understand" part is a stretch.

@TheKML777 7 жыл бұрын

Wow, never though I'd see a film with the same level of production as Samurai Cop.

@CarozQH 7 жыл бұрын

And both movies were made by Persian directors!

@ThePolistiren 7 жыл бұрын

" Why did you come under?" " Cause I'm an undercover cop."

@SundaysEnd 7 жыл бұрын

I could be wrong but I think John Rad also directed Samurai Cop.

@TheMellowFilmmaker 7 жыл бұрын

Sorry, but you're wrong. Apparently Samurai Cop was directed by Amir Shervan. It was his last film.

@TheMellowFilmmaker 7 жыл бұрын

Are you sure? IMDB states that Samurai Cop was released in 1991 and Young Rebels was released in 1989.

@puppymolly123 7 жыл бұрын

1:36 This kind of makes me want to see a vlog-style series where we see Brad traveling to various thrift stores and whatnot looking for material to review

@betteryearentertainment4004 2 жыл бұрын

I'm only halfway through and YEESH. Even 1977's "House" (a film I would kill to see a Cinema Snob episode on), for all of its utter craziness, wasn't put together this RANDOMLY!

@SsnakeBite 7 жыл бұрын

This movie was doing premature cuts and audio muting before Birdemic made it cool.

@miraprime474 7 жыл бұрын

SsnakeBite Based on it's filming timeline, it was probably doing it before, during, and after Birdemic.

@SsnakeBite 7 жыл бұрын

Pop Culture Primer Well, I'm pretty sure Birdemic didn't start production quite as far back as 2005 but you do make a good point.

@pothatuu 7 жыл бұрын

Just wanted to remind everyone that this came out in 2005...

@10191927 5 жыл бұрын

Filmed in 1984, not to forget

@Targisvear 3 жыл бұрын

@@10191927 Just 1984? I always assumed this crap was shop through years and years until it finally was released like 5 years after wrapping lol.

@RockandrollNegro 2 жыл бұрын

Some of it was actually filmed in 1981 and 1982. The opening beach and ocean sequence for example. The supermarket robbery was filmed around 1988. It was almost 25 years in the making.

@phantomzone2725 3 ай бұрын

Not even Bad Taste took that long to be finished.

@ExplorerDS6789 7 жыл бұрын

John Rad is Iran's answer to Tommy Wiseau.

@judescraftedmind 7 жыл бұрын

at 6:06 you can see the mic someone's holding from under the dashboard going from one persone to the next person talking its kinda hard to see but just go full screen and you cant miss it. its so funny

@daviddrouant2852 7 жыл бұрын

Snob,we thank you for all the pain you must endure to bring us entertainment

@LimZero0 7 жыл бұрын

So this movie is a secret level in Toejam and Earl?

@augustwest5356 4 жыл бұрын

Best comment EVER and a nice 90s deep cut reference. Before the internet no one remembered poor TJ&E, now everyone pretends like they do and they always have. Thanks internet.

@RaphaToInfinity 3 жыл бұрын

@@augustwest5356 Not everyone ;)

@greenkoopa 3 жыл бұрын

Yes. The 32x version.

@vipertaja 7 жыл бұрын

"The holy grail of holy fucking shit!" Amazing tagline, I'll give it that.

@themoviedealers 6 жыл бұрын

You left out the best bit of dialog from the movie: "Where's Black Pepper?" "You see, the thing is, nobody's ever MET Black Pepper. Nobody knows what he looks like. What we DO know, is that he's about six foot three, he's got this long blond hair, and muscles, man does he got muscles. And he likes to wear these metal bands around his biceps to show them off. But nobody's ever met him; NOBODY KNOWS WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE."

@crimsondynamo615 2 ай бұрын

At that rate, they might as well read off Black Pepper’s social security number and where his address is.

@SwordSong 7 жыл бұрын

Is it bad that I actually think "Against the Ninja" is catchy as HELL? Ill never be Snobby enough...

@chriswelter3859 2 жыл бұрын

That song absolutely rocks. I work out to it lol

@David_Axelord 7 жыл бұрын

I see a slew of Neil Breen films in the Snob's future.

@jasonjimerson7046 7 жыл бұрын

The musical score of this film was brought to you by the Casio Soundmaker. It just has to be.

@DaemianLucifer 7 жыл бұрын

This movie took 2 decades to make?Wow,thats almost as long as shot on shitteo.

@StonedGremlinProductions 7 жыл бұрын

Ain't that the truth!

@LabRat10101 7 жыл бұрын

This is my favorite lethal weapon movie.

@MforMovesets 7 жыл бұрын

Two Snobs in one week? Mein Leben!

@IbadGrammarX 7 жыл бұрын

i know is Christmas miracle

@chihirok1588 7 жыл бұрын

MforZorro | Movesets Alles ist wunderbar!

@Kaefer1973 7 жыл бұрын

I think in this case the right Hundefels 4E quote would be "Nein sowas!

@rogergurman1570 7 жыл бұрын

+Kaefer1973 Mein Leben? Nein sowas? Was spielt sich hier ab, Jungs? Verstehe kein Wort...

@Kaefer1973 7 жыл бұрын

Roger Gurman spiel mehr Hundefels 4E! (Es handelt sich um Video Spiel Zitate sterbender Nazis)

@koenvandamme6901 7 жыл бұрын

Yes! I've got juuuuust enough time to squeeze this in before the MST3K Turkey Day Marathon.

@coffinfeeder7732 7 жыл бұрын

"Turkey Day"

@howdoiputthecheeseintheove8437 7 жыл бұрын

Koen Van Damme *A Turkday

@RadicalBuddha 7 жыл бұрын

👍

@HouseCatTV 7 жыл бұрын

Did the composer for this film also do the Toejam & Earl soundtrack?

@sonikku956 7 жыл бұрын

Sounds like it.

@Rakiarmas 7 жыл бұрын

That's the first thing that came to my mind as well. That game was awesome.

@batmanlaughed800 7 жыл бұрын

You got that off of Josh from the Redlettermedia review of this movie form last year, plagiarist.

@mistah_bacon 4 жыл бұрын

Eh.. At least it wasn't "Action 52"

@JaycRam 7 жыл бұрын

Brad might be one of the busiest guys on KZfaq. Was hoping you'd have another DVD-R Hell holiday riff up your sleeve, but this works too.

@MotiviqueStudio 2 жыл бұрын

TBF, that Holy Grail blurb is fantastic.

@scitechian 7 жыл бұрын

"Bringing in a total of 70 bucks" I can't stop laughing.

@MYoung23 7 жыл бұрын

The badge at 19:42 says "Policeman Police" LOL

@johnclavis 7 жыл бұрын

MYoung23 LOL Isn't that what Internal Affairs investigators are?

@s.bakyhnh1756 7 жыл бұрын

Officer C.O. Policeman.

@wilfordbrimleyful 7 жыл бұрын

MYoung23 I bet they got all the props for this movie from preschool dress up closets.

@oz_jones 7 жыл бұрын

That's what Vince Adultman wanted to be as a kid, lol.

@howdoiputthecheeseintheove8437 7 жыл бұрын

MYoung23 Lets have "Hospital Doctor", cause god forbid ANYONE mixing up a Doctor with another Doctor.

@timhuber2814 7 жыл бұрын

OMG, at 19:43 the "police detective's" badge literally says "policeman" and then "police" underneath that, hilarious!

@amanoj318 7 жыл бұрын

Love the headline on the newspaper at 15:57: "Police statewide seeking the mysterious tramp murder". Why look for the person responsible when you can just look for the crime itself? XD Also seems to be that the pictures of the woman shown at 19:25 are just headshots the actress provided lol. ... Or maybe prom pictures. Not sure.

@MrDman21 7 жыл бұрын

Hey John Rad, Toejam & Earl called, they want their theme music back.

@Alexander_Stern1 19 күн бұрын

I love when characters in movies give flowers to a character and then, after they’ve already given them, add: “These are for you.” Just once I want to hear someone say, “ I’m going to need those back. They’re for someone else.”

@DivideandConquerCichlidKeeping 5 жыл бұрын

Hey, there aint shit wrong with "Against the ninja!" 🤣

@RetroPixelLizard 7 жыл бұрын

Gotta love that Midi and before-it-was-cool vaporwave soudntrack. :D

@tschak909 4 жыл бұрын

It's amazing that the edits to this film cross decades.

@AvelierPlays 7 жыл бұрын

Crazy how it took 30 years for this movie to come out

@xyonblade 7 жыл бұрын

Must be a small world, just saw this on one episode of "Best of the worst" on RedLetterMedia

@MforMovesets 7 жыл бұрын

They dropped the ball by making Plinkett Reviews too rarely.

@petewadesays12 7 жыл бұрын

I keep thinking Brad would be GREAT on Best OF The Worst. I'd pay to see that

@mikedawson7695 7 жыл бұрын

MforZorro | Movesets I agree somewhat. im fine waiting for as long as it takes, but what we got (the force wakes up review) was rather disappointing.

@PrattlingPyre 7 жыл бұрын

MonsterHunter Banjo i mean this was a patreon suggested movie so its not unlikely someone saw it on rlm

@simkas 7 жыл бұрын

That would amazing. I feel like Brad would fit right in with his immense knowledge of the most obscure shit from the 70s and 80s.

@Esatzu 7 жыл бұрын

I just put the soundtrack as my ringtone few days ago, nice to see brad reviewing this.

@drummr1313 7 жыл бұрын

I remember seeing this in the theater. It was glorious.

@petewadesays12 7 жыл бұрын

Happy Thanksgiving Brad. And congratulations on all the work you've crammed together while filming your movie. You're the man

@runtripfall69 7 жыл бұрын

I forgot to add this to my list of best "bad" movies from Red Letter Media's Best of the Worst. Thanks for the reminder Jeffery.

@McD_James 7 жыл бұрын

That soundtrack is amazing.

@PenguinDT 7 жыл бұрын

And it's available at the Drafthouse Films' SoundCloud page - everyone can now have that looping through their day!

@jordanWAH 7 жыл бұрын

Brad did you just brush over the girl with a Blade clenched between her butt cheeks after Baldy "went up" on her belly button? LMAO! this seriously is one of the most WTF movies around. thank you so much for reviewing this

@ExplorerDS6789 7 жыл бұрын

Happy Thanksgiving, Brad! I'm thankful for the Cinema Snob to have to sit through turkeys like this, for us.

@KaitlynMutt 7 жыл бұрын

Happy Thanksgiving, Brad. We love you!

@mothmanofaustraliaradio8888 7 жыл бұрын

happy thanksgiving snob, we here in australia do not celebrate it but we are still willing to wish other well, also great review, also i tried to do thanksgiving with a emu once...... so many of my friends were killed........ never... never try to stuff a emu... while its alive.. ................... any how have a great day *smiles*

@holidaystyles7952 7 жыл бұрын

How come people always 'Flee' Iran you never hear of someone just deciding to move

@CarozQH 7 жыл бұрын

Because the old government was overthrown in 1979 by religious conservatives, and a lot of people from the Iran fled to the US because of it.

@sonikku956 7 жыл бұрын

+CarozQH Is that where JonTron's parents came from?

@thesupremenecroticdakimakura 7 жыл бұрын

+sonikku956 Jon is Puerto Rican. From Latin America.

@alexthelizardking 7 жыл бұрын

"the Holy Grail of Holy f***ING shit" I thought you made that up as a gag subtitle.

@rogergurman1570 7 жыл бұрын

I'm pleased, Mr. Jones. A 25 minute long review of a shitty movie made by an immigrant and not a single Trump joke. This deserves a thumbs up!

@MCorner 6 жыл бұрын

Trump is a joke

@calictii 2 жыл бұрын

i think about this soundtrack everyday.

@RalphBromleyMadmanRB 7 жыл бұрын

man with the music I expect toejam and Earl to pop up

@dallasdandigitalproduction393 7 жыл бұрын

Brad happy turkey day ! Thx for all the awesome Cinema Snob episodes this year. Hilarious😊

@missnotsocool96 7 жыл бұрын

I was seriously having Miami Connection flashbacks half way through this review. Glad it wasn't just me who noticed. That movie at least had a continuing beginning, middle, and end. Also, Happy Turkey Day.

@DinosaurFan88 7 жыл бұрын

6:25 Although I couldn't be surprised if it was also where they filmed the ending to Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed-Up Zombies.

@Unqualifiedmedicalperson 7 жыл бұрын

I saw this movie at Alamo Drafthouse last year and met Patton Oswalt

@phelanlawson8384 7 жыл бұрын

AleqsH I'm sorry?

@JohnDoe-wz3jq 7 жыл бұрын

haha your intros are always funny. great video cinema brad!

@Astorath_the_Grim 7 жыл бұрын

Redlettermedia loved this movie. Can't wait to see how Brad likes it.

@RobertGray-dc8iw 7 жыл бұрын

A Thanksgiving episode! I'm thankful for Brad this year.

@UndeadHavoc1 7 жыл бұрын

That end-of-episode scene. Not sure if he's gonna try and kill someone very very very casually, or if he's named his motorcycle, and is looking over a parking lot...

@ZoeKavanagh 7 жыл бұрын

"Jeez all those sound effects missed him, better try bullets next time!" great line!

@SquirrelSword 7 жыл бұрын

John Rad looks like, as Ross Scott once put it "A man who's research has been ground to a halt because he ran out of test subjects for his experiments."

@mikekz4489 7 жыл бұрын

Policeman Police are the best kind of police.

@howdoiputthecheeseintheove8437 7 жыл бұрын

Michael Kuzmanovski Doctor doctor plleeeeaaaaaeese

@crimsondynamo615 4 жыл бұрын

How do i put the cheese in the oven? Can’t you seeeeeee that i neeeeeeeed heeeeeeeeeeeeelp!

@rayraytl6 7 жыл бұрын

Ooohhhh!!! Thanksgiving gift!!! Thanks brad!!!!

@Arrowdodger 7 жыл бұрын

This movie soundtrack just makes me wanna play Toejam and Earl

@somecoder3054 7 жыл бұрын

we Iranians are the kings of cinematography and modern filmmaking. it can't get any better than this.

@rozz6398 7 жыл бұрын

John Rad looks like Dieter Laser with a goatee!

@DataCab1e 7 жыл бұрын

Bonus points for the Taylor Negron shout-out.

@GamesFromSpace 7 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure this movie is made out of random audition tapes.

@themoviedealers 6 жыл бұрын

Hmmm....

@neoschizo 4 жыл бұрын

Best movie review I've seen so far, so hilarious!

@lukebaggins5004 7 жыл бұрын

thanks Jeffrey

@lauralowe7834 6 жыл бұрын

That looping music reminds me of one of the soundtracks to a game I played in the 90s, “Transport Tycoon”

@TrueBuddhaCat 7 жыл бұрын

Ah, a truly great way of celebrating thanksgiving(aside from seeing Moana which was awesome); was waiting for when this movie would show up, say Snob ever thought about reviewing a British movie from 1979 called "Scum"? It's actually really good, very brutal but surprisingly good

@wildcat6669 7 жыл бұрын

I'll give it a point for the Cinematography and visuals. It reminds me of a Tarantino film.

@michaelwilson5114 4 жыл бұрын

Almost 4 years later Brad will regret his off hand remark about the Holy Grail of Holy Shit when he's reduced to having to use a 'zilla big gulp for a shittin cup in his bunker.

@mild_meme 7 жыл бұрын

I'm fucking loving the soundtrack

@MrGlenbw 7 жыл бұрын

0:35 - Hey, is that YOU, JonTron?!

@thepopemichael 7 жыл бұрын

New Snob episode? It's not thanksgiving... it's CHRISTMAS :D

@swishpronoob 7 жыл бұрын

and you can't piss on hospitality, I won't allow it!

@Rob_Thorsman 4 жыл бұрын

The soundtrack sounds like the stock beats on a 1983 Casio keyboard.

@_The_Worst_ 2 жыл бұрын

😮...Released in 2005❗️❗️❗️ But how long did it take to film...❓️ And yeah, it's always sad to see somebody go before their work and contributions can be appreciated...💯✔️

@jamesmc75 7 жыл бұрын

Love the fact she's practically holding the microphone up to her mouth in the Jeep scene

@mrmonty86 3 жыл бұрын

Dangerous Men makes Samari Cop looks like Lethal Weapon.

@WraithTDK 5 жыл бұрын

I can't handle the Casio keyboard theme music. X-D

@BaronVonQuiply 7 жыл бұрын

I can't wait for the Snob's Action Max review series.

@LibraGamesUnlimited 7 жыл бұрын

Oh boy. I have some money burning a whole in my pocket and I've always wanted to see Brad review "Stuff Stephanie in the Incinerator". :)

@imbatmanhi3363 7 жыл бұрын

happy thanksgiving brad lots of turkeys this year lol

@CarozQH 7 жыл бұрын

John Rad certainly succeded in making a film about dangerous men - nearly everyone is a rapist or potential murderer in this film! But at least the film has some nice Sega Mega Drive music... before that console was even released...

@s.bakyhnh1756 7 жыл бұрын

#NotAllDangerousMen