Black Rage - The Cinema Snob

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@joshchelf7729 3 жыл бұрын

So basically, if Tommy Wiseau remade Django Unchained and cast himself as the lead... Actually no, that'd still be a better movie.

@RUSTYCHEVYTRUCK 2 жыл бұрын

That actually sounds pretty funny ngl

@ThatRandomEncounterGuy 8 ай бұрын

Actually…now you kinda talked me into it. That sounds terrible, but I just HAVE to see it.

@graemesmith6721 2 жыл бұрын

"Where's your horse, Striker?" "You're sittin' on it." That actually got a laugh out of me.

@skudzer1985 7 жыл бұрын

Damn, Lurch was actually a very articulate and intimidating actor.

@AnitaLife27 7 жыл бұрын

skudzer1985 yes, he was. Great voice, real talent.

@SImmons3128 7 жыл бұрын

skudzer1985 he was great in the outlaw josey Wales

@JAFOpty 7 жыл бұрын

he acted the hell out of that part. I even want to look other movies with him.

@nomduclavier 7 жыл бұрын

"Not the worst thing to come out of slavery" -- its most glowing review. Slap that shit on the box.

@Nosferatu755 3 жыл бұрын

This Red Dead Revolver prequel is a real downer

@MF-R 2 жыл бұрын

"Are you white?" "Yes." "Is that yours?" "Yes." "Alright; move along." That wrecked me way harder than it should of... I am not a good person... I try, but the fact that's funny to me says otherwise.

@Borntoberiled 7 жыл бұрын

That woman can sing without moving her lips. She's too good for this film.

@jesusfreak777ize 5 жыл бұрын

Here's my abridged review of this movie: It's definitely not roots.

@die-cry-hate 2 жыл бұрын

I worked at walmart when I was in high school and this movie was in the two dollar bin. I was so excited by the cover, not only did I buy a copy, but I also pulled every copy out and out them on the mainstream movie shelves. I was pretty disappointed after watching it though, that the cover had nothing to do with the movie. It was worth having in the collection though

@TheDracoChick 9 жыл бұрын

A movie that's called Black Rage that has neither a black protagonist nor the rage from said protagonist. I think they put that title there to purposely cause controversy and attract attention. Brilliant...

@sperrin 6 жыл бұрын

Yeah because casting a white man to play a black one wasn't controversial enough...

@nathanclark2424 6 жыл бұрын

TheDracoChick truly inspiring how fucking awful this is. Taking controversy off of racism.

@MinkiBlue 5 жыл бұрын

So this explains the Netflix thing with the Witcher. They knew this movie was ahead of it's time.

@Exospray 2 жыл бұрын

More likely a distributor saying "how the hell am I going to shift copies of this thing?"

@fkrkf 2 жыл бұрын

@@sperrin this came out in 72, not even a decade after the watts police riot when the us army drove tanks thru the streets- and homes - of the black ghettos, no different from china's Tinanmon square, and just like Tianmon, its been purposefully suppressed in our historical narrative. When movies like "black rage" are placed into their historical context the elements seen as incredibly controversial today wouldn't even raise an eyebrow at the time. What pissed people off in 1972 was the idea that a white man could be cast as the brother of black man at all bc it meant that blacks and whites were both humans and inherently equal. Racists have been trying to justify white supremacy since they settled America, clinging frantically to any pseudoscience that could be used to paint non whites as non human animals

@yenee94 7 жыл бұрын

okay, a race isn't just defined by skin color, there are facial structures that are unique to each race and no albino black man would look like the protagonist because that is clearly a white man with bleached hair... THE FUCK WAS THE GUY THINKING?!

@ensotao1 7 жыл бұрын

What makes you think he was thinking?

@Ukiby3000 9 ай бұрын

It's so insane to me because when I was in college there was actual black albino guy in my campus and believe me, the facial structure of a black person with white skin is very hard to "replicate"!

@docdave15 7 жыл бұрын

I'm sure Ted Cassidy during the filming of this movie was wishing he was back on the set of Butch & Sundance getting kicked in the balls.

@charlottecorday8494 3 жыл бұрын

One of the all time best reviews! "So people go there. Got it!"

@Eightane 6 жыл бұрын

When I first saw Ted Cassidy in this, I could've sworn it was Richard Kiel. I think I'm just blinded by the rage. ... Not a play on words, just, the rage of learning this was made. X(

@erer270 4 жыл бұрын

Ted Cassidy is to good for this movie!

@Psycomantis1 5 жыл бұрын

I didn't know Rutger Hauer was one of us!

@MadKingDrooby 8 жыл бұрын

hearing lurch say the n word hurt me,lurch is a pure lovable giant q.q

@bigbaddawg101 8 жыл бұрын

+MadKingDrooby Now imagine him slipping it in while in character in an Adams Family movie.

@dregoth22 3 жыл бұрын

Thing is that Lurch wasn't that nice in the 60's series, he was lucky the Addams family are really nice people, or he'd have been fired

@MiXVoy 3 жыл бұрын

He's also voiced Hanna-Barbera's Godzilla

@modelmajorpita 9 жыл бұрын

I miss the Greatest American Hero intro. D:

@kevinthepilgrim 9 жыл бұрын

We all do, my friend. We all do.

@pslush1 8 жыл бұрын

+modelmajorpita love the picture

@davidreese3624 7 жыл бұрын

Well, remember that new Birth of a Nation movie? People were disappointed in it but at least they could say its a masterpiece in comparison to BLACK RAGE...

@EssexAggiegrad2011 3 жыл бұрын

@mroracal Meh

@graemesmith6721 2 жыл бұрын

Birth of a Nation isn't a masterpiece in comparison to anything. At least in this movie the racist rednecks are the villains, not the heroes.

@ichimaru96 2 жыл бұрын

@@graemesmith6721 i think he meant the OTHER birth of a nation film

@MF-R 2 жыл бұрын

Idk, this movies is so tone def while atleast trying to be progressive in it's own backwards way, that it has that "so bad it's good" quality. BoaN is just the standard conservative propaganda nonsense.

@psistis80 7 жыл бұрын

I wonder if Dave Chappelle saw this movie when had the idea for that sketch at the first episode of the Chappelle show where he was blind and wrote racist books,although the fact that he's afro american.

@peterkrug2327 4 жыл бұрын

That was the best Chappelle skit! (I my opinion, anyway)

@eriannamiecce2030 2 жыл бұрын

No, I think he at one point listened to Jesse Lee Peterson go on a rant and got the idea.

@RavynMad121 7 жыл бұрын

"Try it back to back with the Star Wars Holiday Special to...unwanted guests"? That guy in the message board is pure evil!

@Blacknight8850 8 жыл бұрын

I suppose Chris Robinson making _Convict Women_ too makes sense - "Well, we've got a swamp and Ted Cassidy, might as well make the most of it". Also, is it weird that I think some of the soundtrack is kind of nice? Grossly out of place in this film, but nice.

@Ratciclefan 6 жыл бұрын

Kirkhammer is my Waifu yeah, I also think the soundtrack is nice. xD

@graemesmith6721 2 жыл бұрын

It was a common practice back then to have a folksinger who sounded like Joan Baez (i.e., every female folksinger in the '70s) to sing a weepy romantic ballad over people who were in a bad situation. It was meant to be poignant. Even the science fiction movie Silent Running did this, and they actually got Joan Baez to do it.

@LuisVargas-bq3bp 8 жыл бұрын

This must be the best from the Snob.

@sydneyslaughter7163 8 жыл бұрын

It's sad, but this idea of an albino black man in Slave-Times has potential. How would the albino be treated? What would people think of him? There's so many possibilities there!

@doranstewartstewart6521 8 жыл бұрын

don't encourage them

@skyehare4 8 жыл бұрын

Lol, they were treated as more of an oddity in those times. Since albinos are still visibly and obviously black despite their light colored skin, they were believed to be smarter than darker skinned black ppl, but not on the same level as whites. At most, they were treated like weirdos and paraded around at circuses and as parts of freak show attractions. There are some tales though, of albinos dressing up and pretending to be white and successfully escaping the plantation, but the validity of some of those stories have yet to be proven. I suggest u look up the history of black albinos in American history, cuz it's kinda interesting in a cool, but pretty sad and pretty upsetting sort of way.

@Decenium 7 жыл бұрын

a nice trip to the freakshow...which is not good times...

@doranstewartstewart6521 7 жыл бұрын

TheRhinehart86 thats hella fire where can i find them

@lemeres2478 7 жыл бұрын

Far more common is a person defined as black due to the 'one drop' style rules, when the bloodline was actually diluted because... well... to the slave women... General point- lit of that time practically fetishized the idea of a near white woman. Because they wanted to own a white woman, but that is usually illegal.

@Wysiwyg43 6 жыл бұрын

6:36 . . ."or just say what he really is, WHITE!" LMFAO

@betteryearentertainment4004 2 жыл бұрын

Why does the VHS box make this look like a completely different movie? Implications of the cover: A slave has had enough, so he goes to town on some slave owners. The movie itself: An albino and a black man search for treasure, with a slave owner and some bounty hunters on their trail. Not to mention, that whole bike scene is one of the stupidest things I've ever seen. It looks to be a two-seater, so why didn't they just sit on it?! Surely they could've found a way to carry the chickens and ride the bike at the same time.

@DivideandConquerCichlidKeeping 5 жыл бұрын

Where in the hell do you find these monstrosities, Brad.

@anselravenhart4753 3 жыл бұрын

I'm sure there are a lot of people dedicated to making him suffer.

@BesterP12 9 жыл бұрын

Met a few albinos at the visually impaired summer camp I went to. Including one African American boy who said that his dad got pissed and ran off after seeing him assuming cheating.

@wolverineminer 8 жыл бұрын

That sucks.

@jamesmorrison2595 8 жыл бұрын

That's really sad

@gweegweezoozoo 8 жыл бұрын

Don't albino ' have blood red eyes?

@eviljoel 8 жыл бұрын

+Harold P. Penisman Apparently they usually have light blue eyes, that often show up as "red-eye" on photographs.

@sonikku956 6 жыл бұрын

Harold P. Penisman Many have purple eyes.

@Tareltonlives 4 жыл бұрын

God, I wish the movie was like the cover.

@crimsondynamo615 3 жыл бұрын

The cover is like Django Unchained before Django Unchained

@kevinthepilgrim 9 жыл бұрын

Brad, could you please upload your "Mommie Dearest" review. I have to admit that's one of my favorites.

@SpeedyEric1 9 жыл бұрын

Kevin Pilgrim Mine too, mostly because Brad bashes the Razzie Awards, and god bless him for it, because The Razzies are full of people who only nominate movies that are popular to hate (and they probably never seen any of those movies before).

@LauraSquirrel 6 жыл бұрын

It's back up.

@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787 6 жыл бұрын

Actually I like how the lighthouse and people look like black cutouts against the sunrise or sunset but that’s the only complement I have

@sydneyslaughter7163 5 жыл бұрын

The maker of this movie better not be the cause of Ted Cassidy’s untimely death!

@Arrowdodger 7 жыл бұрын

Black Rage just makes me wonder if that is where Woolie Madden's brother got the name for his character "Rage".

@zomg1337h4x 6 жыл бұрын

Arrowdodger Damn, I clicked on this solely to say "Copyright: Reverend Madden". Beat me to it.

@at0micl0bster 3 жыл бұрын

Was thinking the same thing when I clicked on this

@sydneyslaughter7163 6 жыл бұрын

The two stars are for Ted Cassidy. That is all.

@robertromero9488 3 жыл бұрын

Catch the black sunshine

@DivideandConquerCichlidKeeping 5 жыл бұрын

Im kinda disappointed there isnt a quiz on the back of the box...

@812558 6 жыл бұрын

I actually know an albino black guy...he didn't look like Chris Robinson.

@comaster2 6 жыл бұрын

Or sound like him.

@Amesang 7 жыл бұрын

21:28 Is that Chris Robinson in drag in the top center of the cover? Why is he called "Chris Robertson?" Why is Mickey Rooney in it? According to IMDB it also goes under "Cell Block Girls," "Swamp Fever," "Thunder County," "Women's Penitentiary XI," and "Women's Prison Escape," among others…

@EssentialClassic Жыл бұрын

Wow, I really did watch this movie. And I still can't believe that I did.

@enlightenednormie242 6 ай бұрын

When!? How??

@EssentialClassic 6 ай бұрын

@@enlightenednormie242 A few years back on Tubi or somewhere.

@peterang78 4 жыл бұрын

Everytime I keep hearing Levi, I always think of that character from that awesome anime........

@robinhay43 3 жыл бұрын

Levi is an old name from biblical times even though it's hit a popular trend in the past couple decades.

@avatarmary 7 жыл бұрын

At 5:28 there's a bug crawling on the food

@christopherkelly4230 5 жыл бұрын

It's jus mo meat

@ironw6806 5 жыл бұрын

@11:10 why the hell would anyone ever for any reason sit in a swamp? 😂

@SpeedyEric1 8 жыл бұрын

Thank Christ I just watched 12 Years a Slave from start to finish.

@desmondscalaro9560 6 жыл бұрын

Yeah Canadian abolitionist was awesome

@N_Moli 8 жыл бұрын

I hated this movie right up until Big Boss showed up. I still hate it.... but a little less.

@FrenchPaul1988 8 жыл бұрын

Why is it that the worse a movie the Snob reviews is, the more I want to see it ? This, A Ton of Grass goes to Pot and The bloody Horror Video that made me puke on my Aunt Gertrude are three movies I'd love to see...

@crimsondynamo615 3 жыл бұрын

Those three movies could perfectly be used to teach what not to do when making a movie, as all three show problems that are fundamental in what ruins movies.

@mnmfreak502 3 жыл бұрын

My buddy stole this from a small local convenient store 15 years ago. Good old stoner days.

@ichimaru96 2 жыл бұрын

Bet after watching it he wished he could give it back 😂 "hello I'd like a refund" "you stole this" "yes and it's so bad that you owe ME money"

@techmouse. 8 жыл бұрын

I gotta admit I don't see what makes that vhs cover racist. Unless the fact the albino isn't on it, which would imply albinos aren't important.

@Nate-ik8cf 8 жыл бұрын

The cover looks like a black gay porno

@TheRealNormanBates 8 жыл бұрын

+techmouse1101 Well of course he's on the cover. You just can't see him because he's so white.

@SC4211 8 жыл бұрын

+Monroville That albino is a Spy!

@Captain-Palsy 7 жыл бұрын

techmouse1101 the cover looks more like a porno

@williambrady9578 8 жыл бұрын

Snake Plissken makes everything better!

@iceheart862 5 жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie I kinda want to watch this movie.

@alwaysme_t 5 жыл бұрын

Watched the full unedited version (Catch the black Sunshine) Not worth it at all wasted my time. Remembering the review helped a lot though also watch it with friends if you do so you can riff it.

@pokehybridtrainer 6 жыл бұрын

So the two brothers boatjacked the Native American's ride. ...What.

@PatchGuilf 6 жыл бұрын

So much time spent in water and falling over

@DivideandConquerCichlidKeeping 6 жыл бұрын

Brad your best review, bud.

@Launchpad05 4 жыл бұрын

6:58 'Is there any money in it for me?'

@paulsteel9127 7 ай бұрын

The only things missing from this film are ninjas and zombies.

@enlightenednormie242 6 ай бұрын

And Pierre F'ing Kirby 💪💪

@JS-Jms 5 жыл бұрын

I own the movie on its original VHS. I actually like the movie.

@ludenunes6606 5 жыл бұрын

HELP!!! That very mismatched song at 17:25: I'm kinda in love with it but can't find it anywhere. Does anyone know its title or singer?

@freakyzed8467 Жыл бұрын

The Soundgarden smash hit 'Black Hole Sun' was a tribute to this movie. True story, and if you don't believe me, fight me!

@jongroskin729 3 жыл бұрын

This movie was messed up but it's Citizen Kane compared to Nukie.

@LB-gz3ke 5 жыл бұрын

It's Chris Robinson. He's not a doctor, but he played one on TV.

@Themaniacnextdoor 7 жыл бұрын

Does this have an unedited release? The cuts are pretty strange and it looks like the plot might have been mangled.

@enlightenednormie242 4 жыл бұрын

The concept has potential.

@mrmonty86 Жыл бұрын

Black Rage is when they combine Roots and Brian's Song into a movie.

@ArninoStorm 8 жыл бұрын

Except Edison didn't invent movies, the brothers Lumière did?

@theponydalek7923 6 жыл бұрын

ArninoStorm you're both wrong, it was the Roman magic lantern

@kontoculai6301 Жыл бұрын

'...like The Good,The Bad and The Ugly... except there's nothing fuckin good about it!'😂

@jaketucker2559 4 жыл бұрын

I think catch the black sunshine was a better title than black rage, it kind of fits with the opening theme, the white black guy being named sunshine, and I think black sunshine is the kind of weather that was played during this trash

@jaketucker2559 7 жыл бұрын

I'm from the south and white, and I'm offended by this movie

@jaketucker2559 6 жыл бұрын

I wonder what the black actors where like during the making of this movie

@FormerBaptist 5 жыл бұрын

Have you seen Chris Robinson in Stanley? (My apologies if you've already reviewed it.)

@enlightenednormie242 Жыл бұрын

17:05 Great Meme Potential 😆😆

@Morgil27 6 жыл бұрын

If you wanna see a real albino black man, just watch that new Black Lightning show.

@gradeacontent-o1751 Жыл бұрын

21:18 notice that he still gave the film 5 out of 10, a film hes claiming nearly killed his friend and he says its "mid"

@MYPOWERSTATION1 Жыл бұрын

with that moustache , Lurch looks John Holmes

@SirChubbyBunny 7 жыл бұрын

What the fuck was this? Oh, and the reviewers who said this would make Thomas Edison wish he never inventioned movies is an insult to Louis Le Prince; not that hack Edison who stole credit for it after Le Prince disappeared (and was likely murdered).

@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943 7 жыл бұрын

SirChubbyBunny .....don't you mean Marconi?

@FelisTerras 7 жыл бұрын

That had me confused, too, when he said it. Thanks for giving credit were credit are highly overdue.

@dyejohn1905 2 жыл бұрын

it's not a good movie,but there were lots of slaves who looked white because of their parentage, there was a case of two slaves driving to freedom in a coach by one sitting in the back relaxing and passing for white, and no-one questioned it.

@Ratciclefan 6 жыл бұрын

This movie is so bad, but I love the Snob's review. Also, as some people have already said in the comments, that cover makes it look like a porno. xD

@royalfoil5413 5 жыл бұрын

Like a rape revenge movie

@Konrad_Wallenrod 4 жыл бұрын

Why not? We already habe Nazi porn, why not slavery porn?

@graemesmith6721 2 жыл бұрын

@@Konrad_Wallenrod We already have that. It's called "Mandingo."

@DoubleAgents 9 жыл бұрын

Chris Robinson from the Black Crowes or Chris Robinson from General Hospital?

@culwin 9 жыл бұрын

Double Agents Christopher Robin from Winnie the Pooh

@jeremycarnes1656 Жыл бұрын

When I think "black", I think "Brad Jones"

@tastyloaf5487 7 жыл бұрын

Help out my old eyes ... what is crawling around the guy at 15:50 ?

@Kirkeyressa 7 жыл бұрын

Teeny little crabs! :D

@anikmonette2140 6 жыл бұрын

Tasty Loaf Crabs! I think...

@Avnirvana1 6 жыл бұрын

Crabs. I don’t know how crabs are gross though

@PixelLife101 6 жыл бұрын

Sand fleas?

@amethyststohner7110 6 жыл бұрын

dude have you ever seen a sand flea?

@DivideandConquerCichlidKeeping 6 жыл бұрын

Brad, I have a movie you definitely need to review called Ssssss. It stars Strother Martin who plays a whacked out scientist who turns bitches into snakes. Could be a classic review!!

@timd3469 4 жыл бұрын

Ssssss sounds as good as Repligator... which is no small task!

@Proff0ak 9 жыл бұрын

He he, drek means poo.

@blahblahblahbloohblah 7 жыл бұрын

Levi, fucking lol

@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881 4 жыл бұрын

A controversial subject but that didnt stop it from being used in JoJo's bizzare adventure part 6

@lemon93 3 жыл бұрын

Huhhh? When did this happen in stone ocean

@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881 3 жыл бұрын

@@lemon93 Pucci and weathers backstory. It just smacked of some racial exploitation thing that would probably be on something like the boondocks for shock value

@TheBaalPhaoton 9 жыл бұрын

What's up with the title card? It's not showing up.

@SpeedyEric1 9 жыл бұрын

Baal Phaoton He nowadays puts the titlecard in the middle of the episode, which is when the video breaks into a commercial.

@TheBaalPhaoton 9 жыл бұрын

I'm referring to the thumbnail/title card of the KZfaq video. I just see a gray box with 3 white dots in it.

@SpeedyEric1 9 жыл бұрын

Baal Phaoton Huh, I didn't see it before, but I see it now.

@TheBaalPhaoton 9 жыл бұрын

SpeedyEric1 No problem I also kind of worded it wrong in the beginning anyways lol.

@SagaSagaVGM 5 жыл бұрын

As offensive as it is, I'd like to see it under it's original title. Since the "Black Rage" version is severely cut-up, probably by the same idiot that thought that VHS cover was a good idea. Hell, maybe it'll end up being a better film too.

@sdm47 5 жыл бұрын

5:42 wait but for that to be true THIS FUCKING THING HAD A SCRIPT!?!

@lurchlogan 5 жыл бұрын

Glad to see a fellow Lurch get some work... but not like this!! 👋😔 Facepalm

@kurtwk Жыл бұрын

….what is a yute?

@eriannamiecce2030 4 жыл бұрын

Something tells me if I watched this, I would either not be able to stop from pissing myself laughing, or puking because of how fucking putrid this film looks.