"The Cannon Group Presents the Tattoo on Some College Girl's Ankle." God damn that was an amazing line just to be glossed over. That's why you're the best, Brad.

I love the look on Christopher George's face as he falls. It's like, "Eh, whatcha gonna do?"

I've seen that clip of the dude shrugging after getting a shuriken in his chest, and now I have context. Sweet.

"A ninja from Texas. Ha!" LMAO I love the Snob! Miss Ted though...

Nothing cures the blues like a good ole cheesy 80's ninja flick. Whenever I'm feeling down a viewing of American Ninja 2 always perks me right up, such a masterpiece :D

THE CINEMA SNOB HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY NINJAS. ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE THE CINEMA SNOB?

"A true ninja doesn't kill. He eliminates" I just cant....god

This was the perfect Cinema Snob episode!

0:31 Brad wrapped in his ninja swaddling cloth.

Sho Kusagi kicked ass back in the 80s!!!

"You are certain your deeds are for good cause." ...you're ninjas!

Man, I miss Kung Tai Ted.

"We must have Landers' property! I want it!" "Leeeeet's have a cockfiiiiiiiight!" "Yes! Ees like an ahmy!" "Anyone for tennis?" The delivery in this movie is gold. Solid gold.

"On the plus side, at least your alarm system works properly." Aaaand, cue my phone's alarm going off because I forgot to turn it off when I woke up this morning. Seriously, that's literally what happened. You, sir Cinema Snob, are a prophet.

The Shrug of Death truly is a classic. Though my favorite in the ninja trilogy is still Ninja III: The Domination. It starts out with awesome ninja insanity on a golf-course.... and then spirals farther and farther away into total madness. It truly has to be seen to be believed. But I do wonder... will The Snob ever do the immortal classic known as The Ninja Mission?

"I have a ninja problem and I need my own now CALL J.G. WENTWORTH, 877 NINJA NOW!"

Cinnamon Snob

The reason Hasegawa hasn't learned how to properly pat someone on the head is because in Japan and other parts of Asia, it is considered rude to touch someone on the head. It's thought to be condescending and disrespectful. So it's likely that in this movie, rather than the man being killed by Hasegawa somehow crushing his head with that tiny Asian hand that doesn't even fit around his crown, he more likely symbolically died from the shame of having a little Japanese man touch his head and belittle him.

This day was going pretty shitty up until the moment I saw a new Snob video had been uploaded. My day's looking a lot brighter now.

Glory! I watched the hell out of this as a kid. My mom recorded it on vhs with the first vcr we ever owned and I wore it down playing it so much.

I'm surprised that Snob didn't mention that Hasegawa faked his death, changed his name to Okasa, and went on to pursue Lee van Cleef across America.

In soviet russia, ninjas enter you.

Guru: 🎶Every party needs a pooper, that's why they invited you. Party pooooper, party pooooper.🎶 Nail: ...um, Lord Gu- Guru: 17:11

"oh no! a ghost!" lmao :D I love your videos!!! Thank you for posting!!

I'm biased, but the Snob needs to review Berry Gordy's The Last Dragon.

I love smokin a bowl to new Snob vids, and I miss Cannon Films.

"A true ninja doesn't kill." Really? Because assassination was their main mission.

My god, I remember watching this as a kid.

I lost it at the James Caan bit. I was thinking the exact same thing

Is it just me, or has he improved his game since he left Channel Awesome?

The "What about Africa" line was meant to show that Cole and Frank Landers served together in the Angolan Bush War.

"A ninja eliminates...but there are exceptions" Guess you get a lot of liberty in the "exception" part of the job according to the bodycount in this video. These last reviews have been pretty damn amazing, and the year just started! Thanks for all the laughs Snob:)

I can't see a ninja without thinking of that panhandler with the sign that read. Family stolen by ninjas. need $$$ for karate lessons to get them back.

Enter the Ninja?! But I don't even know her!!! 😳

You weren't kidding with this film being shot in the Philippines, Brad. I recognize some of the scenery!

Norm of the North review confirmed.

Thanks Brad! You just made me spit up my coffee with the moment at 19:50! That's a blast from the past!

14:03 is one of my favourite Snob jokes of all time, it really speaks to my ADD and makes me happy.

MUST. INCREASE. CANNON. LIBRARY #ForTheLoveOf80sCheese

damn... I saw ninja in the title and got my hopes up for a Godfrey Ho movie... *cries single tear*

You know what would be awesome?! A movie that combined Saw with the board game Mousetrap!

The thing that makes Ninjas a joke is the fact that they're not violence crazed kung fu maniacs. In reality they're highly trained spies. They're so good at what they do that they are never detected. If they do kill or incapacitate somebody, it's for the sole purpose of accomplishing their mission. Even then it's usually their final option

King Tai Ted= the best ninja who ever lived.

One of the best reviews Cinema Snob has ever done. I enjoyed it so much...

Enter the Ninja is mostly a ripoff of Bruce Lee's The Way of the Dragon, because Way of the dragon was about Tang Lung (Bruce Lee) helping a family member preventing the syndicate buying the restaurant while Enter the Ninja is mostly a similar concept where it's Christopher George wants to buy the land from Alex Courtney.

I actually own this movie on DVD for..some reason.

Hey Brad, you probly never will read this but you should do a review of the Swedish produced Ninja Mission by legend Mats Helge Olsson. The movie that help launch & finance New Line Cinema into greatness.

Yesh, just what I needed. A new Cinema Snob video! My day is now better.

Don't worry guys, Miami Connection still remains the greatest 80's ninja movie of all time.

Your reviews are getting more funny!! :) Keep up the great work Snob!

nothing beats brad talking about ninjas with moustaches! and a kung kwon todd reference, maybe a little norm of the north joke? and appearance from long lost kung thai ted? this video has it all!

80's ninjas = greatest ninjas, everything before and after have paled in comparison to the hot pink ninjas of the 80's

I appreciate the cover art for this review, in which Brad cosplays as Pink Guy from the Filthy Frank show.

What do you think of my work of art? Snob: your ancestor Tiberius would be proud sir Me: 😆😅🤣

J.G. Wentworth "Its my ninja and I want him now!"

I loved this review and your other ones Brad... hope you could make more of the reviews of the Cannon ninja films of the 80s!

We need more B-movie ninja movies. Those crazy Christian movies have been getting too much spotlight we need more Ninjas!

I was waiting for that Pierre Kirby reference!

04:04 Is that an episode for a future season of Ninja: The Mission Force?

BTW, Ninja: The Mission Force is legitimately awesome.

Wow that ABC bumper takes me back. Saturday mornings watching Reboot and Bump in the Night. Good times.

So he doesn't like guns but murders guards without thinking twice? That's a True Ninja indeed.

Menahem Golan actually wasn't a bad director i mean "Crime and Punishment" "Delta Force" and specially "Over the Top" Thats a good record right there

10:06 Someone needs to make that into a clip.

Its crazy how similar the start of this movie is to Ninja Gaiden Black. Main character just shows up, fights ninjas in wilderness, climb cliffs, interior dojo looks very similar, sorta boss fight, turns out its training resulting in main character and "bad guy" sitting down and talking.

So,Ninja Month on the horizon?

Franco Nero: The first Django

You should review the 1976 king kong remake, or its sequel king kong lives... or even the last dinosaur.

Sending ninjas through the yard to cut the grass of rich people.... Dude that shit had me dying

I'm going to have to disagree with you on one point. The Octagon ( 1980) kicked off the ninja movie craze. It just didn't have ninja in the title. But it did have ole Hickory Chuck Norris in it.

I had a cat neamd Ninja I just figured I'd throw that out there. God damnit I really need to get out more

OMG! the ABC commercial interlude got my head hurting from laughing so hard!

Was disappointed it wasn't a Godfrey Ho movie, but the Pierre Kirby throwback in the end was awesome. :D

I only remember two things from the one time I watched this when I was a kid: the opening sequence, and that a friend I watched it with thought Enter The Ninja was the actual name of the main character.

Man, thank you. You always make me laugh, I need it

*FYI:I wrote this before the end information you gave* No f'n way..this review took me back to my childhood looking up 'Ninja III:Domination' which stars Lucinda Dickey who's ALSO in 'Breakin' which is the next recommended video from CS! WTF?? Actually why am I even surprised, this shit happens to me aalll the time. Scouts Honor ✌

That first toss of the caltrops, literally the first thing I learned in ninjitsu class.

Finally, I knew that eventually u would do this movie. thx Brad

Segal reference. Classic Snob :)

I've seen Christopher George's death with Guile's theme attached with it!

Alright Cinema Snob you cracked me up on this one.....Thank you!

Yeees, new episode! :D

lol, when Brad showed that dude dying in that really awkward way (22:13), I thought he was gonna cut away to that scene from Karate Girl, the worst death scene ever

10:06 "Godamnit! Stop making me sad!"😁

More ninja movies coming!? Ohboyohboyohboy!

HOLY SHIT. at 19:53 I spit my damn coke out. I'm laughing my damn ass off

21:55 "JG Wentworth *is* The Black Ninja!"

wait 1 second snob, THIS MOVIE IS AWESOME!?!?!?!!!!

I've watched this video more times than I'd like to admit.

I love you, Snob!

I take it from how this review was concluded that we're likely to see American Ninja reviewed next ...

Snob needed a break from bad Christian films and Ninja Kung fu cheesecake is always good

Oh, Cannon, how I love you. Great how Cole didn't seem to grasp the concept of wearing dark clothes for discretion. Or discretion in general, for that matter. Thank you for the episode, Brad!

I just found about and watched the Apple and oh my got I would love to see Brad do a review of it ::crosses fingers for the next musical month::

I used watch all these "USA Up All Night" type of movies at a discount cinema called Gould Cinema here in San Jose years ago.

Will we ever get any more reviews of Cannon ninja movies? They really need the Cinema Snob treatment!

MOAR Nija movies? Do want! Because MOAR.

Yess instant classic review

80s Ninja B-movies reviewed by a cinema snob/part-time ninja: More fun for the Philippines!

You are here arent u Ninja?! Ninja? Ninja? Come here boy! I want my black ninja and i want him now!