Mr. No Legs: justice has no leg to stand on

how do you have a legitimate badass without legs and don't make it a vigilante revenge movie where a badass in a custom wheelchair with guns stops crime? Come on 1970's.

And now we wait for Turkish Mr. No Legs.

Ok, I admit that the line "You were never raised. You grew!" got a big chuckle out of me XD

Where's Wheels and the Legman when you need them?

Can't wait for the sequel, mr. no budget.

Heard Brad's getting married this week. If so, congratulations man! I hope you and your wife will be very happy together!

I think I remember seeing footage of this movie either on here KZfaq or on TV. Gotta give props to Ted Vollrath for his fighting skills, the fact he served in the Korean war, learned karate from his wheelchair, and earning a black belt is really inspiring. A shame that his character, who mind you was featured on the poster and top billed, gets killed towards the end of this movie. He really should've been the hero. Also the fact this was from the creators of the show "Flipper" really surprises me, how do you go from creating an old school kid's show to making a low budget exploitation movie about a gangster in a wheelchair who isn't even the main character? Talk about perplexing. Great episode.

I wept because I had no legs. Then I met a film that had no budget.

John Holmes was the Amazing Mr. Third Leg.

My aunt's brother had no legs and he had a black belt in karate, which I thought was a little unfair, seeing how he only had to learn half of the stuff that everybody else learned.

Is it weird how, after finally going back to 70's exploitation films after so long, I'm just like "Wait, why is Cinema Snob--oh, right; never mind."

I didn't know they made a Mr. Plinkett origin film and a prequel to Space Cop.

So... Neither the head trauma nor the fact that her boyfriend was shot in the chest did anything to tip the police off that there might be more to the story than "She ODed"?

Best supporting actress: Call Center Girl

Mr. No Legs is a fucking badass, holy shit, he’s awesome!

Her brother's reaction looked less tragedy distress and more intestinal distress.

The Amazing Mr. No Legs is of course the reboot made a few years after the original.

Well, what a delightful morning surprise! ^_^ *(tunes in to watch)*

The trailer for this movie is better than the movie itself. But still, a disabled hit man in a wheelchair with dual shotguns is pretty awesome.

Honestly, it would be funny if we started a trend of naming films after the most memorable character in the film. Beach Party would be renamed Prof. Atwell. Diamonds are Forever would be renamed Bambi and Thumper. The Force Awakens would be renamed That One Stormtrooper That Yelled "Traitor" and Actually Kicked Ass.

According to the version of the VHS cover shown before the English one, one tagline is: "Don't get in his way, he'll flay you alive". That's just as devoid of a height pun as it sounds.

Starring Wheels, and the Legman

BELIEVE IT OR NOT I'M WALKING ON AIR, I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD FEEL SO FREE!

I am still waiting for Johnny Charo's comeback, dang it!

I remember trying to to watch this movie a long time ago and it was so boring I couldn't finish it. Sometimes you need a snob episode to get through things!

It's nice to finally know that my Hot Wheels collection wasn't lost to time. I found it in this film.

"Mr. No Legs, you're a good drug dealer. But not good enough, because of your No Legs. So I'm partnerrring you up with Mr. Regular Legs."

It's nice to see an episode that would have fit in with what Brad was doing 8 years ago. Ah, the memories.

Congratulations on the marriage Brad!

I couldn't believe this when I saw this review! The only other time I saw anything about this movie was when I got a bootleg at a horror convention almost a decade ago.

Huh, as a young boy I was a big fan of Flipper the dolphin, as they ran reruns on Nickelodeon for a few years. I just looked up Jack Cowden, and sadly he has passed away. But, what's crazy is that he died in the same little South Carolina town I grew up in. Well, not EXACTLY the same, but within 10-11 miles.

You know, with the wedding and everything, we would have understood if you didn't want to do an episode this week.

If Flipper was called Mr. No Legs, I would TOTALLY watch it.

This isn't a good movie, but damn is Mr. No Legs good in it. Also, is the thumbnail actually a folded paper or is that an effect made using an editing software?

The Best badass in a wheelchair movie is by far FDR: American Badass He had rockets and a minigun

Chuck then retired to California where he became a lifeguard and joined the Baywatch crew.

Maybe in the future we will se mr. no tail with flipper as the lead actor

Thanks Snob. Awesome as ever. Best wishes + good fortune to you, now and the future.

Yeees, for years I've been hoping you would do this one!

Congratulations on the wedding Brad! My best wishes to you and yours. :)

Had to watch this again after Red Letter Media just watched it. It's always so fascinating when different people watch movies like this how they get completely two different things out of it.

"Someone come get their fucking parents!" DEAD xD

I wake up this morning and find a Cinema Snob Review uploaded today! Oh Brad, you spoil us!

The best KZfaq channel right here

I DEMAND a Flipper/Mr. No Legs crossover! Also, congrats Brad.

He's been keeping that videotape in his jacket for the better part of a decade to make that point.

I was awaiting a reference to Crippled Masters and was not disappointed when one was said. Thank you Brad :)

This movie has Lloyd Bochner who also was in The Lonely Lady and Satan’s School For Girls that Snob reviewed. What a career.

Everything was hairier in the 70s

mr no legs the lost batman villain

You were on fire in this one, Brad!

mr no legs should be remembered for its cool car chase, which was fucking awesome. Reminds me of modern open world video games.

Where on Earth do you find these movies?!

I ripped my shirt and lost my voice screaming at the end of this masterpiece. This is one of my favorite B movies

I've wanted to see this since you mentioned it in I thiiink the Midnight Screening of Me Before You

I 100% agree with the name change of the movie. Mr No Legs was awesome

Yeah, I recognize that this film was made on the cheap... but after watching this episode, I went and reminded myself that Massacre Video released it on Blu-ray a year and a half ago. I want one now.

Was there just a cop car trying to jump a raised bridge? My Smokey and the Bandit senses were tingling....

That looks amazing.

"Crime doesn't have a leg to stand on[?]" You should have that chiseled onto your future tombstone Mr. Cinema Snob.

Best Monday Morning EVER!

It seems every wall and door is made of balsa wood in this.

at 18:50 you had me cracking up like I didnt for awhile thanks

6:35 You really have to binge Cinema Snob to get these in-jokes! I feel like I possess esoteric knowledge just knowing that this was an "Another Son of Sam" reference!

I'm no expert on kickback, but shouldn't Mr. No Legs's chair have slid backwards a bit every time he fired those shotguns?

Thanks Cinema snob for hard biscuits.

I don't know what I expected from a movie called Mr. No Legs but I'm not really surprised it ended up being 70's schlock. I can't understand a single god damn scene of this movie but man is it the fun kind of bad/weird. It definitely helps that the review makes the movie way funnier, thanks Snob

Bonus points for mentioning TJ!

Ron slinker was the former Tampa cop who later became a pro wrestler in the NWA in the Florida area

So I looked up Joie Chitwood and the Danger Angels because I was bored, and it turns out they're a gaggle of stunt drivers best known for Joie Chitwood's Thrill Show, as featured in Smokey and the Bandit III, with the "Danger Angels" better known as the "Hell Riders". They were the main inspiration for Evel Kinevel to start doing daredevil work. Chitwood himself was a semi-regular in Hollywood and elsewhere as a stunt driver due to the Thrill Show's popularity, to the point that he was the stunt coordinator and one of the main drivers in Live and Let Die! And they apparently thought footage of his team's driving work would be best served with Call Center Girl. What in the actual.

At 2:56...Hey! Isn't that Ron Howard's dad Rance Howard, yes... yes it is.

The lighting jokes are lit!

17:41 I actually was looking forward to watching Shot on Shitteo. Is a shame it'll never be released.

Once no legs is killed the film turns into Mad Max 1. Literally.

22:28: "Like all car chases of the time, it comes to an end due to...truckers building a wall of ice." This is supposed to be a serious movie and not Hot Fuzz 0, right? Because the image of the car chase ending by the guy crashing into the ice definitely deserves the "you don't have to say anything at all" clip.

Obviously a big fan of the Blues Brothers with that final car chase, the random cutaways, etc. All it needed was someone going "They broke my watch!"

I'm recommending shotguns for all of my clients wheelchairs now

Oh snap! This movie stars Lifeguard Day Before Retirement from Baywatch!

The guy was too thin for The Amazing Atheist joke to work, but still an A for effort :/

Good stuff, man. Would praise more, but I gotta get to work. Cheers!

Flipper AND mr. No legs together - AND, THEYRE rigged for mayhem!

So that's what the Snob keeps in his jacket! I knew it all along!

One villain- On the rocks. Best review ever.

I bought this for shits and giggles, TURNS OUT MY FUCKING GRANDPA HAS A LITTLE CAMEO IN IT.

The way that other brother says "Noo" sounds so funny lol and that Does look like Ferris Bueller's house haha

Brad have you heard of "A killing affair" staring OJ Simpson and Elizabeth Montgomery? OJ plays a LA cop investigating a murder and having an affair with Montgomery. It was a made for TV movie from the 1970's

22:38 That car crash sound effect was used on Black Flag's Drinking and Driving.

People that are amazing: Spider-man, the New York Mets, Mr. No Legs.

This movie looks awesome

All I can think of is the “ I have no legs” dude from the movie kids

Is that Lifeguard Day Before Retirement?

That Mr. No Legs guy was kind of awesome. Kind of reminded me of the wheelchair-bound guy with no arms or legs in Turkish First Blood (BTW, could you repost this one on here ? Seems it can hardly be found on youtube).

An early review due to a upcoming wedding? How much more awesome can you get? Once more, all the best wishes to both of you, and remember to forget about us, while on your honeymoon^^ Btt, I think, the main problems(aside of the technical ones) of this movie are both the script and editing. It can't decide wether it wants to be an European drug ring or an American cop movie, so it settles on both and meshes them up horribly. The weird editing choices and often woody acting don't help either. Though, you can't sue them for false advertising; Mr. No Legs truly is amazing.

i wonder what happened to the most convincing being on the movie...that fly on the lens ..

That Stingray just before the meeting of Frank Zappas though....beautiful

That is one hell of an awesome wheelchair! No wonder Mr. No-Legs was the most marketable character, even if he's only a side character.

That’s my father tiny Kennedy who is the bartender❤❤

I’ve never hoped for something to be porno soooo bad!

Wow, now i see where Planet Terror got its inspiration from