Tom Segura SAVAGE Moments!

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tom segura's most savage moments.
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@dankvideos4702 3 жыл бұрын

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@eugenequentin441 2 жыл бұрын

i know I am kinda randomly asking but does anybody know of a good website to stream newly released series online?

@harryantonio3156 2 жыл бұрын

@Eugene Quentin meh I use Flixportal. You can find it through google:P -harry

@eugenequentin441 2 жыл бұрын

@Harry Antonio Thanks, I went there and it seems to work =) I really appreciate it!!

@harryantonio3156 2 жыл бұрын

@Eugene Quentin No problem =)

@beausneed9885 2 жыл бұрын

The funniest part is when his wife slept with Theo von

@reeseorta3052 4 жыл бұрын

Comedians going on morning talk shows is content for everybody except the people who would usually watch that said talk show

@markrobertson2052 4 жыл бұрын

Or who host them

@SomeOne-vf1rs 4 жыл бұрын

Talk shows are just god awful, these comedians are usually the only thing that make it watchable.

@rickryan6271 4 жыл бұрын

but Conan.

@0xg484 3 жыл бұрын

It’s the funniest shit

@stuartrobertson4215 3 жыл бұрын

Hence why them bring them on

@EvilPanda187 3 жыл бұрын

As a black man, Tom Segura speaking like a black man is one of the funniest bits I’ve ever come across. It’s like Russel Peters speaking Jamaican. It’s almost too real!

@iamchanman4041 3 жыл бұрын

IK Right

@patrickmclaughlin61 2 жыл бұрын

His wherever Africa "Please do not yell in the casino." Brilliant.

@DangerousWordsPodcast 2 жыл бұрын

I’m Going to guess that you do not vote democrat

@jgray1831 2 жыл бұрын

I just imagine some black dude watching that and then yelling the same thing in the same tone to his friend to get him to come see 😂😂

@bannequins 2 жыл бұрын

Your name is Leryan you didn’t need to announce you were black your name already tells us lol

@TheFastballs 2 жыл бұрын

“Some people don’t know blue from black” 😂😂😂 I’m obsessed with the way he always sneaks those little jabs in like it’s nothing lol. His comedic timing is unmatched

@thingy2780 Жыл бұрын

he is a part of the unfunny Rogan group- he should stick to baking bread

@TheFastballs Жыл бұрын

@@thingy2780 ok

@thingy2780 Жыл бұрын

@@TheFastballs He will appear in Papi Gringo 2

@thirty3fpv Жыл бұрын

“Your girlfriend will find out what time it is.” 🤣🤣🤣

@ayporos Жыл бұрын

@@thingy2780 We're all entitled to our opinions, even if some of them are wrong and dumb, like this one of yours is.

@GulDukat479 2 жыл бұрын

I love how all of Tom's morning show appearances are him trying his best to never be invited back to a morning show.

@naztetv8862 3 жыл бұрын

4:10 His timing with that "Naaah I like em pure bred." is absolutely masterful.

@Flyinloww 3 жыл бұрын

That was one of the best for sure lmao

@GetMurcD 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he's a genius. Quickly mocking the absurdity of what she just said by taking it to the next level.

@tomthornton6040 2 жыл бұрын

I screamed dude

@laylaluann9541 2 жыл бұрын

I agree I think purebred is the best.

@DangerousWordsPodcast 2 жыл бұрын

@@laylaluann9541 just the one breed though all of the others are obvious failures.

@vividstudios4316 3 жыл бұрын

“You telling me how sad you are was the best part of my week”

@lakersfansince1991 3 жыл бұрын

Hilarious

@andrewgalioto405 2 жыл бұрын

That “Hungarian arms dealer” line catches me every time 😂

@Rudyelf1 Жыл бұрын

Imagine me, I’ve been working on a deal to get Hungarian AMD-65 parts kits into the country. My ribs feel like I detached one from laughingz

@moritzkorsch9029 3 жыл бұрын

Telling the sad guy "you're the best, I love you" was amazingly real.

@mackenziekarsonovich1073 4 жыл бұрын

“Drugs are fun yeah” good god he’s hilarious.

@Avgslaveworker 3 жыл бұрын

Pr3ssPl4y she started laughing

@peytoncrawford6013 Жыл бұрын

yo that line was so quick too

@0Bariq0 Жыл бұрын

Looking down the comments just to see if anyone quote it 🤣

@ray55557 Жыл бұрын

The "some people dont know blue from black" line has to be one of the quickest and smartest come backs I have ever heard 😂

@jarellano4395 4 жыл бұрын

Some people don't know blue from black.

@mattgaming8717 4 жыл бұрын

Thats where I died

@Gurthane 4 жыл бұрын

@@mattgaming8717 Me too 😂

@yew2oob954 4 жыл бұрын

It's pretty easy, just think of the following scenario: the police officer is the one wearing blue and the unarmed teenager he's shooting is black.

@butterphli3z 4 жыл бұрын

@@yew2oob954 wtf rofl

@avidlyathena 4 жыл бұрын

SAV-AGE-RY!

@brianm4198 4 жыл бұрын

"shout out to everybody all over the world doin they thing and stuff like that"

@mcjeans_within8635 4 жыл бұрын

SUUWOOO

@pseudonayme7717 4 жыл бұрын

🧡From Scotland, right back atcha ✌🤜🤛😎

@complexity4525 4 жыл бұрын

As I saw that part I read this comment, perfectly in sync.

@adamdrakestudio 4 жыл бұрын

Best line in this video

@JadeDude1973 3 жыл бұрын

Crazy Locs in the house.

@drb2k580 2 жыл бұрын

Tom Segura proves that even psychopaths can have a functional place in society.

@jacobjorgenson9285 Жыл бұрын

Calling him functional is generous

@drb2k580 Жыл бұрын

@Charles Arnold Ok. At least sociopath but we still love him. Lol.

@RK-ej1to Жыл бұрын

Just gotta Focus them fucked up thoughts into something the whole family can enjoy.

@jaaxxone Жыл бұрын

@Charles Arnold You obviously are not a big fan of YMH podcast. Tom is very, VERY disturbed to put it lightly.

@joshhutchins6747 8 ай бұрын

If Garth can do it, so can Tom

@zachstiles9283 4 жыл бұрын

"Some people don't know blue from black" Complete savage

@drewcausey8441 Жыл бұрын

“I overdosed on GHB, it’s the daterape drug but I gave it to myself” fucking lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@NathanAdamsCars 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, they’re like “Drugs are fun. You’re right.” 🤣

@benediktotto6191 3 жыл бұрын

LMAO, that was so on point

@bcvetkov8534 Жыл бұрын

I absolutely had no clue that Tom was on this many morning shows. I'm so happy that he made this many people uncomfortable on air. 😂😂😂

@MrCTruck 2 жыл бұрын

The sad guy from KCL who sits in his house consumed with his sadness is one of the greatest people in local television ever. So self aware and a really good sport about it all. I wish him well, and hope he finds solemnity

@maxwachman 2 жыл бұрын

whats his name

@kara7054 2 жыл бұрын

@@maxwachman Joel Nichols

@Coastfog Жыл бұрын

He's dead now.

@TRUESEPH 2 жыл бұрын

Dude the shit he’s letting loose on morning talk shows is LEGENDARY.

@klaytone6105 2 жыл бұрын

Only gets better with time. Notice the “don’t mention my wife” clip?

@Peskyjooba 2 жыл бұрын

Tom encouraging people to take drugs on morning news is hilarious

@chrismorris6982 2 жыл бұрын

“Shout out to the Bristol Stool Chart, I’m number 6”. I almost missed that one. Pure gold!🤣

@chandlerwilkens8312 Жыл бұрын

The fact that Tom could get a back room laugh like he does on his podcast on a morning show is goat levels of comedian

@jxavier3876 4 жыл бұрын

Tom the type of person to steal a joke from a prisoner.

@zekedimblebee 4 жыл бұрын

BIKES

@lsptnjpm 3 жыл бұрын

Duct tape yo ass today

@lsptnjpm 3 жыл бұрын

@Lonely Grandsouls I'm looking for hot black guys that love to fuck and fuck good

@youknow2849 3 жыл бұрын

@@lsptnjpm i spoke the truth about covid and my comment got deleted, this stupid fuckin troll says that, an nothing....

@lsptnjpm 3 жыл бұрын

@@youknow2849 thank you.

@maddenus5023 2 жыл бұрын

4:14 “You really mix it up?” “I like pure bread babies” 😂😂😂

@pyromen321 2 жыл бұрын

7:57 “soft blobs with clear-cut edges” is actually a direct quote of type 5 on the Bristol stool chart

@kailasmith7414 Жыл бұрын

I knew I recognized it from somewhere

@five5105 4 жыл бұрын

As someone from Louisiana, I agree with Tom.

@daytonericson5299 4 жыл бұрын

Lake Charles bro

@shuneughu4244 4 жыл бұрын

I live in New Orleans and its a total dump nearly everywhere

@rx_jaydot7532 3 жыл бұрын

U not the only one from there u don't speak for everybody clown

@justinbenoit1820 3 жыл бұрын

Same, the best part were all the Louisiana natives who got so butthurt. I thought it was great and I love Louisiana honestly...

@justinbridgez 3 жыл бұрын

Same.

@texasmadd47 3 жыл бұрын

"I wear fur, cuz there's a saying... Happy hoes eat, sad hoes don't. And I try to stay happy!" 🤣🤣🤣

@ebsmith86 2 жыл бұрын

I read this exactly as he was saying it

@Thrashaero 4 жыл бұрын

'some people don't know blue from black' :-O 😆

@eibbor171 4 жыл бұрын

she shouldnt have been salty towards him saw that coming a mile away lol

@macberry4048 3 жыл бұрын

Dj dad mouth was born to kill dumb conversations like this

@jakkeday1 3 жыл бұрын

Savage!!!

@mysteradio 3 жыл бұрын

THAT was savage

@cameronwood7342 2 жыл бұрын

as a nurse, tom shouting out the bristol stool chart is the funniest thing to me.

@liftedlarry Жыл бұрын

tom talking about overdosing on a date rape drug on a morning show is wild 😂😂😂

@BipityBopity93 2 жыл бұрын

Brendan: that’s not a black guy! Everyone else: that’s spot on. 😂

@ryansegar7546 3 жыл бұрын

I LOST MY SHIT at “I like them purebred”

@laylaluann9541 2 жыл бұрын

What's wrong with pure bred. I think it makes a lot of sense

@disturbedpyro4511 3 жыл бұрын

"Really? Mix it up, really? I like em purebred!"😂😂😂

@emosongsandreadalongs 4 жыл бұрын

I had never heard of his DJ Dadmouth persona before. What a brilliant response to being invited onto these shows that are clearly not his thing

@ScummyThaBastard 3 жыл бұрын

“I would throw away 20 white babies for one Asian baby” 😂😂😂

@darsure3006 3 жыл бұрын

"THAT'S A ACE MAN!" I would instantly become a tennis fan.

@mtippy6845 2 жыл бұрын

"Some people don't know blue from black" Was sufficiently savage and great.

@ryanstevens3932 4 жыл бұрын

“They call me duct tape!”

@christianbriody1566 6 ай бұрын

That “some people don’t know blue from black” got me falling out my seat 💀🤣

@BIGGELATO 3 жыл бұрын

When he ruins the morning shows are the best 😂😂😂

@RickyCue 4 жыл бұрын

8:50 "happy hoes eat and sad hoes don't" I died!! LOOL

@pattaccone5347 Жыл бұрын

“I’ve been out here for a minute” The 48 hrs bit is gold

@moltenaura5418 2 жыл бұрын

"Some people don't know blue from black" god that caught me off guard. 5:30

@TydelicPurpality12 3 жыл бұрын

“Shoutout to the Bristol stool chart, I had number 5, that’s soft blobs w clear cut edges cause I need FIBER”

@Dog_in_tree 4 жыл бұрын

"I tower over you" "You could eat peanuts off my head?"

@talllywhacker 3 жыл бұрын

“Yeah, your girl will figure out what time it is” lmao

@carmahfk7399 3 жыл бұрын

IM CRYING AT “THROATZILLA”

@j.r.r.toking 6 ай бұрын

"Your girlfriend will find out what time it is" best line ever

@jordanholliday9163 4 жыл бұрын

Tom Segura is Zach Galifianakis' big brother Change my mind

@mechastrizan3767 4 жыл бұрын

Funnier older brother for sure.

@go_rizzo_grow 4 жыл бұрын

Fuck you, Tom is funny.

@jordanholliday9163 4 жыл бұрын

Toolband42O who said he’s not funny?

@adilsoncamacho6378 3 жыл бұрын

Joaquin Phoenix??

@vampiriann 3 жыл бұрын

and Solomun's lil brother

@VulkelN7 3 жыл бұрын

Tom Segura is one of my favorite comedians of all time...the dude is funny as fuck

@randith87 4 жыл бұрын

Wow. This dudes a trip, his stand up is hardcore. Make sure to watch it with the kids!

@DJCrazyJimmy 4 жыл бұрын

thank you for the edits !

@iamalongusername 2 жыл бұрын

"Yeah, they're like drugs are fun, you're right" - lol

@filiporvik2782 4 жыл бұрын

yeah i mean, your girlfriend, she'll find out what time it is. xD Love this guy.

@CCitis Жыл бұрын

Had the privilege to see him live recently, it’s a good time

@ronniearchuletta3811 Жыл бұрын

In Denver

@Inspiringami Жыл бұрын

Seeing Tom on regular TV shows with interviewers is THE BESTTTTT. He talks so nonchalantly and it's the best. Talking about his GHB overdose, "ppl can relate to you Tom" Tom says "yeah, drugs are the best!" And her face 😂😂😂😂😂

@grantmcquillan3325 4 жыл бұрын

Tom's black voice is blacker than black. It's amazing.

@benmiller8538 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you Grant McQuillan

@charlesfox1954 3 жыл бұрын

It's almost blue

@tropicana2161 3 жыл бұрын

I-

@rosepatterson9374 2 жыл бұрын

"drugs are fun youre right" 😂

@TastyChevelle 4 жыл бұрын

You got to leave some of the laughter in, man. Cutting the clip off immediately after the punch line completely robs us of the aftermath.

@faceplants2 4 жыл бұрын

Tom Segura on morning shows or the local news is a recipe for perfection. So funny bc he could care less.

@jasonmcnally3514 3 жыл бұрын

Couldn’t*

@Coastfog Жыл бұрын

@@jasonmcnally3514 No I think he's right, Tom knows he could care less, but it's hard to summon that amount of caring less on a regular basis.

@BlueRedGooGoo 3 жыл бұрын

Telling someone that their girlfriend will "find out what time it is" is so savage.

@iamlambandchicken 3 жыл бұрын

That Bristol Stool chart joke got me rolling..

@artchurro1 4 жыл бұрын

Some people don't know blue from black. (Shocked Pikachu face) 😂😂😂

@faceplants2 4 жыл бұрын

Some people repeat comments.

@artchurro1 4 жыл бұрын

@@faceplants2 hahaha I did 😂

@josedtx7534 4 жыл бұрын

Duct tape has me crying laughing 😂😂

@ddrlear 2 жыл бұрын

"Some people don't know blue from black" lmfao how did I know that was coming

@buckfuddy489 4 жыл бұрын

Why didn't he say "SUP KANE!!!"

@scottstewart5784 4 жыл бұрын

BIKES!

@piemasta93 3 жыл бұрын

DUKTAPE

@JadeDude1973 3 жыл бұрын

YO, RAY-RAY

@chrisortiz8072 3 жыл бұрын

I felt like he was doing a voice over in gta5

@mel_dagator8427 3 жыл бұрын

“I saw nahh meeean at the 7-Eleven last week….he came through with Jellyfish, they waz looking fOR SOME SMOKE!”

@Gold63Beast 9 ай бұрын

I NEEDED THIS!!! 😂😂😂😂

@vincentlafranchi8409 Жыл бұрын

the "some people can't tell blue from black," was just his meanest self. , , that we all love

@vincentlafranchi8409 Жыл бұрын

"your girlfriend? Well, she'll find out what time it is."

@Wealthybaby 4 жыл бұрын

“ Look at these poor disgusting poor pieces of trash” 🤣🤣🤣 I cant lie I’ve had this wave come over me. especially when I paid for first class.

@musicbymenickyoung7246 3 жыл бұрын

Never seen someone troll people so well! Bloody hilarious

@NRoseM127 Жыл бұрын

As a mom of 2 half-Asian babies, they really are the cutest lol

@jarretstockford6702 3 жыл бұрын

Man DJ Dadmouth looks like Zach Galifaknis in the hangover lol

@altruistic1 2 жыл бұрын

“Yeah they’re like drugs are fun you’re right.”

@gforcebreakin 4 жыл бұрын

@8:30 "If ur looking for a house and u have money"

@OPAIK 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for this

@F4stHeroes 3 жыл бұрын

As an extremely depressed person myself I can say that second clip is one of the funniest goddamn things I’ve ever heard

@F4stHeroes 2 жыл бұрын

@Tim Long I was raised Christian but have borderline been an atheist for years now, what am I missing?

@marcop4845 4 жыл бұрын

Tom cures depression

@xandt-doggaming3313 3 жыл бұрын

The some people don't know blue from black is one of his most savage moments tbh

@Yonny316 2 жыл бұрын

I thought suicide then I saw that, now I dont think that.

@stevejones8550 Жыл бұрын

Bro... The "some people don't know blue from black"line hahahaha

@adamdickinson9639 11 ай бұрын

So funny and it's really well cut together

@PkrDealer86 2 жыл бұрын

The moment we all realized that Tom is now a schill

@carlosvids7473 4 жыл бұрын

“I’m gonna watch some more, but right now it hurts...”

@kurtdread22 2 жыл бұрын

Him roasting that Virginia Beach news lady is funny as hell

@kissed_by_sunshine_10 2 жыл бұрын

I love this dude! LOL

@ambassador8524 2 жыл бұрын

“Some people don’t know blue from black” 😂

@J-J_du4nb 3 жыл бұрын

Once DJ Dad Mouth came onto the scene, I lost it 😂

@BrandonMYoung 2 жыл бұрын

It’s amazing to me that he’s invited on local news shows lol the best

@tylerdaniels383 4 жыл бұрын

"S/O to Bristol stool chart, I had no. 5 today, cracked with clear cut edges cause I need FIBER"

@vetlerradio 4 жыл бұрын

holy shit, that's even more hilarious than what I thought he said!

@TeddyBremmer 4 жыл бұрын

DJ DADMOUTH OUTCHAH 🔥🔥🔥

@forresthoward5868 2 жыл бұрын

Segura is the funniest comedian in the world right now!!

@inchaoswetrust 3 жыл бұрын

Your sadness was hilarious...can't wait to use that one

@harmony331000 8 ай бұрын

I’m glad I could bring you up with my down 😂😂, Tom loves that 😂

@adamdrakestudio 4 жыл бұрын

Dont even need to be watching, just hearing this whilst I'm at the gym is too much and dangerous to be working out to. Giggling boi

@tarzaan2603 2 жыл бұрын

"Some people don't know blue from black" that shit sent me

@Boygonebad Жыл бұрын

Segura is always hilarious

@Jennifer-jy7pk 4 жыл бұрын

Love him!!!

@matthew0221 4 жыл бұрын

Damn, Callen's old dew makes him look old as hell, and very child creeper-like. Glad you got that changed up.

@buckast3907 4 жыл бұрын

Matthew Wright he just came from a movie set I believe

@travisrios1212 4 жыл бұрын

Yet another passive aggressive comment on KZfaq. Yay.

@WN_Byers 4 жыл бұрын

@@travisrios1212 pipe down baldy

@TastyChevelle 4 жыл бұрын

@@travisrios1212 It was pretty actively aggressive to me.

@matthew0221 4 жыл бұрын

@@buckast3907 Yeah, I didn't think about that lol. Was just shocked to see him that way...reminded me of my 6th grade haircut.

@QuantumBraced 3 жыл бұрын

Why the heck would they have him on morning shows, don't they know what he does? 🤣

@chriskirsten8221 2 жыл бұрын

LOVE Tom Segura!!!!