Tom Segura LOVES Watching The First 48 - Tom Segura: Completely Normal
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@CustomizedUsername 3 жыл бұрын
“I was standing here and he killed that dude there” that foot stomp to point had me crying 😂
@BijinMCMXC 3 жыл бұрын
2:19
@Pouttybabe 3 жыл бұрын
Seeing him live is honestly the best experience-he does a lot more quirky, expressive shit and it’s amazing!!
@elsamsung1133 3 жыл бұрын
Read this while he was saying it. Word for word. Thanks!
@Werevertumoto 3 жыл бұрын
Do you think he was wearing the shoes with the white soles just for the purpose of that joke... the amount of preparation...
@Pneuma3339 2 жыл бұрын
LMFAO!!!?! Sooo good!!!
@Based_Morty 8 жыл бұрын
i can't handle the lawyer part. "Yo man, can i see a lawyer?" "FUCK!"
@freegamexavier 7 жыл бұрын
Nate Tenney same lol
@dannybrezelhorner2715 6 жыл бұрын
Phoenix Wright in a nutshell.
@nachc6459 Жыл бұрын
😂
@anthony5227 Жыл бұрын
I came just for that part. My sister was like it’s crazy no one asks for a lawyer. And I was like you gotta hear this joke
@HyphyJuice916 Жыл бұрын
It's hilarious but so fucking true. So many of these interrogations will go for several days or only a few hours and these guys crack. I mean if they're the killer than fuck em, they deserve the time but I can't believe how many of these dudes won't ask for a lawyer.
@Arms2 5 жыл бұрын
Me and my friends use the “IVE BEEN OUT HERE FOR A MINUTE” quote whenever one of us is running late lol
@presofcamelot Жыл бұрын
*"I BEEN OUT HERE FOR A MINUTE!"* Gets me every fucking time
@Donovankemp00 2 жыл бұрын
"I don't know no Dookie Shoes" "We got a picture of you hanging out with Dookie Shoes" "I mean I seen him" That with the arm toss made me genuinely snort😂😂
@rse1113 11 ай бұрын
Listen here, Lil Stank…
@whitiscool1 8 жыл бұрын
"everybody's like, 'i'm going to talk to the cops and straighten this out'" "no you're gonna do 25 to life"
@AGE0FQUARREL 8 жыл бұрын
Indeed.
@benjamincox4211 6 жыл бұрын
Omar Little Omar Comin'
@joshpollack5936 6 жыл бұрын
have fun with that
@clark9992 5 жыл бұрын
That's not even a joke. LAWYER UP!! It doesn't matter how innocent you are.
@clark9992 4 жыл бұрын
@Joe Lee Nope.
@AndrewBarsky Жыл бұрын
“Lawyer up” is eight BILLION percent accurate man
@annabethdiana5857 3 жыл бұрын
"stop being weird white people that was a perfect impression" 🤣🤣🤣
@smokeythereactor5929 2 жыл бұрын
"He was anywhere from 5'2 to 6'8" "And he has ears." I think I know the guy
@msaintjo 9 ай бұрын
“I been known Cricket for 27 years” 😂 The best comedy on the best show. Tom is awesome!
@tjbriggs303 12 күн бұрын
"Do you or do you not know, dookie shoes"
@bguzewi0 6 жыл бұрын
I love the idea of a nonchalant serial killer.
@longdirtytoenails1076 5 жыл бұрын
@doge fm 🙄
@EvilMandark13 5 жыл бұрын
Lol such a good punchline
@AndroidSunrise 5 жыл бұрын
They're usually sociopaths/psychopaths. So I'd imagine most of them would be that way.
@gabriel.hongkong 5 жыл бұрын
Dexter
@TimmyMcGowan 5 жыл бұрын
yeah and he has great standup too
@zachhaywood1564 Жыл бұрын
His delivery is simply sublime. Just the serious way he asks "Dookie Shoes."
@alielabamba9615 7 жыл бұрын
Tom Segura is a really great comedian.
@DA-wr9uy 6 жыл бұрын
I
@criticalbill2090 6 жыл бұрын
lmfao dude stop it! That is some funny shit you said right there
@trizziep3706 5 жыл бұрын
And this is a really great comment
@anthonymruoti 5 жыл бұрын
Lol nice one Tom...Did Christina tell you that?
@bricemason3896 5 жыл бұрын
Alot better than that fat racist. What's his name?
@belowaverageluke1369 3 жыл бұрын
I'm starting to get into this guy. His delivery is impeccable.
@Max-po9gd 3 жыл бұрын
u should try one of his podcasts, 2 bears 1 cave or your moms house podcast
@saywhat4314 3 жыл бұрын
Yea this dude is one of the greatest stand ups around right now
@simonejayderai 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@unusuario5173 3 жыл бұрын
Kudos to you for it.
@dansmith935 3 жыл бұрын
He doesn't even try
@BugOperator 4 жыл бұрын
“We heard you had a blue shirt on last Friday.” “Yeah, I stabbed those four people...”
@blakebellamy82 4 жыл бұрын
BVG OPERΛTOR Lotta people got blue shirts, you can still get out of this 😂
@christianmolina4895 4 жыл бұрын
😂🤦♂️
@user-le5gs9qe1l 3 жыл бұрын
Listen to the first jokes in the beginning. it was a reference to the asian hater. I barely realized it
@guitarchugs9191 3 жыл бұрын
The black dude he impersonated has a 10/10 chance of saying “AYE YOUNG BLOOD! LEMME GET A CIGARETTE!”
@abasis.baruti9819 3 жыл бұрын
10/10!
@uzo9887 3 жыл бұрын
Facts 😂
@DaSeanSuper84 3 жыл бұрын
I was saying the same about the White serial killer joke. It was so accurate
@jasrob009 3 жыл бұрын
You gotta case quarter?
@donttalkjustplay4274 2 жыл бұрын
Newport*
@scottyp2505 3 жыл бұрын
“You can kill someone but not lie about it for ten fucking minutes” 😂
@Miata_MX5725 5 ай бұрын
RAhHHHHhHHHHH 'MERICA
@dln3472 Жыл бұрын
The nicknames in this skit are real.
@tbvolcomskater 6 жыл бұрын
Bryce had a solid alibi he *was* at my house
@brycejohnson8750 5 жыл бұрын
Dude those pancakes were great
@BLANDMEDlA 5 жыл бұрын
@@brycejohnson8750 i love both of you for that
@christophermichael5764 4 жыл бұрын
this thread is perfect
@bricesato38 4 жыл бұрын
My guy
@conormcfarlane1114 4 жыл бұрын
The pancakes were fantastic guys
@art.by.c.e5936 3 жыл бұрын
"I was standing here and then he killed that dude standing.... 🚶♂️ there" 😭😂😭😂
@rinscheida 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao Tom Seguras nonchalant demeanor when delivering jokes make them even funnier to me. “What are you like a serial killer or something?” “Yea.”
@ZeranZeran 3 жыл бұрын
"Oh".. "Yeah."
@RBG-ez7pd 4 жыл бұрын
I’m black and this shit is HILARIOUS! “I been out here for a minute!”
@Voodoo_Robot 2 жыл бұрын
I am white.
@chongli3007 2 жыл бұрын
I am Chinese
@NegaRenGenX2gay2lift Жыл бұрын
@@chongli3007 "i've been practicing martial arts for over 80 years" - Steven seagull
@GypsyEncounters 10 ай бұрын
I am yam 🍠
@RBG-ez7pd 10 ай бұрын
I mentioned “black” because the impersonations are SPOT ON…not because of some woke nonsense reason. I know old black dudes just like that.
@SqueebPlays 4 жыл бұрын
"What are you a serial killer?" "Yeah."
@alpastor666 6 жыл бұрын
I would pay double the going rate to watch a 2 hour movie filled with black characters voiced only by tom segura.
@onnilobby2869 5 жыл бұрын
your a fucking genius
@muscledollfitness1408 5 жыл бұрын
alpastor666 accurate 😂😂
@mattwilkes2214 4 жыл бұрын
Needs to get on F is for Family.
@immasurvivor 4 жыл бұрын
lotta kingfish out here maen.
@Rapsha100 4 жыл бұрын
yes
@TheScaba100 3 жыл бұрын
That's an interesting way of saying "avoid Tulsa."
@MrBmick79 3 жыл бұрын
and stay away from the Village Inn
@lilynolan8892 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrBmick79 and the Days Inn. Maybe just all the Inns?
@MrBmick79 3 жыл бұрын
@@lilynolan8892 Kilkenny's was my saving grace!
@Demonichelios 3 жыл бұрын
I was a funeral director in Tulsa. Literally murder every night
@StyleLePelt 8 жыл бұрын
A) " Stop being white and weird you know exactly who that was." B) " He was lookin for some smoke!" "alright Jesus Christ."
@MichaelDelvalle-nt4gp 5 жыл бұрын
i thought he said snow
@brycejohnson7894 5 жыл бұрын
"I don't think he's gonna help us out."
@bobstevens2888 5 жыл бұрын
Wait. Was this in the bit?
@daddyalex1017 4 жыл бұрын
I think he said stop being white and wierd to the audición
@lesleyd2448 4 жыл бұрын
A) 😂😂
@peregrine5327 3 жыл бұрын
"Or Jim, pick a fuckin' name!" is probably one of my favorite lines of his, ever.
@Heinj36 4 жыл бұрын
"Nah-Amean " is the greatest gangster nick name ever lol.
@chenstormstout9456 2 жыл бұрын
And his brother Nam-Sayin.
@ebfield123 8 жыл бұрын
"dat's cricket right there"
@omacmill5189 8 жыл бұрын
"Do you know dukey shoes"
@ebfield123 8 жыл бұрын
+Owen MacMillan I mean I seen't him but I don't be know'in him
@rudy12327 8 жыл бұрын
+Eric Beddingfield I BEEN KNOWIN CRICKET, 27 YEARS!
@Matthew-im4rw 8 жыл бұрын
+rudy12327 lol i love how he says "years" like "yeahs" haha
@andrewptob 8 жыл бұрын
Have a seat Lil' Stank. Did you or did you not know Dookie Shoes?!
@eugenegrewing2587 5 жыл бұрын
I mean I seen ‘em. But I don’t know ‘em.
@Charly909IE 5 жыл бұрын
I dunno no dookie shoes
@lesleyd2448 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@joshb8976 4 жыл бұрын
Dookie shoes is such a good nickname.
@normanladdleschnitzel1928 3 жыл бұрын
Read this as he said it 🤣
@eliotmccann2589 4 жыл бұрын
2:58 "You know him??" "AH BIN KNOWN CRICKET TWENNY SEBBEN YEAR!!' Kills me every time.
@alanbrown3172 2 жыл бұрын
Twen sem
@thisanitthat 3 жыл бұрын
" that's some old shit .. What you wanna do today" 😂
@Jeffroshow 8 жыл бұрын
...they were lookin' for some SMOKE!
@LateNightRadioTalker23 21 күн бұрын
The absolute aggression behind the word smoke
@ASkepticalHumanOnYouTube 8 жыл бұрын
"Did you or did you not know Dookie Shoez?" LOL!
@megahaogie1784 8 жыл бұрын
+A Skeptical Human im glad im not the only one who kept saying that
@jordanrioscreations 8 жыл бұрын
"I mean, I seen 'em."
@gamerboy-hy7xd 7 жыл бұрын
I SEEN DOOKIE SHOEZ BUT I DONT KNOW DOOKIE SHOEZ
@andrewkling9530 7 жыл бұрын
I renamed my dog Dookie Shooz
@lesleyd2448 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂👏
@heyjoji1954 7 жыл бұрын
"That's some old shit"
@jishufish9551 7 жыл бұрын
"Well we were tahkin' to uh uh 'naah mean'.
@tonygunz21 4 жыл бұрын
I’m watching Season 18 Episode 11 of First 48 (originally aired in 2019) and the detectives are looking for a person with the nickname “Stank” 🤣😂🤣💀💀💀 I had to come here to make sure I wasn’t tripping.
@christianmolina4895 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@christian2854 3 ай бұрын
You must be kidding me
@SeaHorseGypsy 7 жыл бұрын
*HE CAME THROUGH WITH JELLYFISH LAST WEEK*
@DanielRodriguez-gm1to 5 жыл бұрын
They were lookin for sum SMOKE!
@giraffesareselfish9563 5 жыл бұрын
@@DanielRodriguez-gm1to Dookie shoes
@V3rnSqwd5611 5 жыл бұрын
I died at the nick name jellyfish
@Fresh_Biscuits 4 жыл бұрын
@Jamyi Rogers shark tale?
@Colby_Sisco 4 жыл бұрын
@@DanielRodriguez-gm1to alright Jesus
@simonghostriley3501 3 жыл бұрын
“I hate the Asian world” “Oh shit I didn’t know that about you” “I killed four of them” “What are you, like a serial killer?” “yeah...”
@joelgibson5187 3 жыл бұрын
atlanta shooter
@sebastiangordon-somers-arc8488 3 жыл бұрын
@@joelgibson5187 Facts...the youtube algorithm really brought me here after watching trevor noah talk about the shooting....what are the odds?
@ihopcsx 2 жыл бұрын
Oof
@TylerW25 10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 the calmness in the yeah
@Regular-Sized 2 жыл бұрын
I BEEN OUT HERE FOR A MINUTE! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Absolutely hilarious
@Turco949 6 жыл бұрын
No wonder this guy quickly became one of my favorite comedians.
@SoLiTaRyBoNe 4 жыл бұрын
And who the fuck are you to start that statement with "no wonder" as if you are a hot shit? Lol Mr. Evaluation of comedians over here
@traviswhite8112 5 жыл бұрын
"Did you, or did you not know dookie shoes?" 😂😂😂
@koori8185 3 жыл бұрын
"All charges have been dropped for Tayshawn...or Jim. Let's be honest no Jim's on the show"...
@SamShortYaDig 4 жыл бұрын
His impression of “the whitest detective” is literally him just talking normal.
@Freebirdjack69 3 жыл бұрын
"Hey Bryce can we talk to you for a second man?" 😂😂😂😂😂
@serviousaus8659 3 жыл бұрын
I don't see the issue with the name, I rock it and know one makes fun of it lmao
@ellllllo77 5 жыл бұрын
I’m always blown away when people bring up great comics and leave out Tom Segura, this guys a legend
@charlesstiles8904 3 жыл бұрын
I love watching gangsters breakdown into tears and tell on everyone including themselves. Pure comedy
@patchbro 6 жыл бұрын
"Gonna have to find cricket on our own" - perfect John Goodman impression
@Ole4735 7 жыл бұрын
This is acctually very accurate
@Goldsrc17 7 жыл бұрын
Whааat ММММеn RЕЕЕААААLLY Wаnt => twitter.com/28420e382d9068308/status/804693412402241537 Тоm Sеgura ТТТhееeе First 48
@KennyMcCormick99 7 жыл бұрын
Evan Olson ...exactly! Also 10-15 years ago you would have a tough time finding a white comic making these types of jokes but fast forward to today and everyone's doing it!!
@Ole4735 7 жыл бұрын
Because they'd be labeled "racist"
@thisguy7126 7 жыл бұрын
trust me they still are called racist due to the PC police. he always talks about it on joe rogam experience
@DontWowwy 6 жыл бұрын
Actually*
@thomasdr08 3 жыл бұрын
10/10 - the cricket line. Another 10/10 for the “loosen up” follow up.
@bob9644 4 жыл бұрын
“I don’t think he’s gonna help us out” “We’re gonna have to find cricket on our own”
@perennialxennial 8 жыл бұрын
You: What are you up a serial killer or something? Person: Yeah!
@tuckermathews9625 3 жыл бұрын
They need an animated show of these characters of his
@theHardyMonster1984 6 жыл бұрын
Holy shit! I just realized they did the First 48 show in Birmingham, AL 34 times. THIRTY FOUR TIMES! Jesus Christ!
@renew1098 5 жыл бұрын
Blake Hardy yeah there Memphis, Little Rock, pretty much the south
@ibieiniid4240 3 жыл бұрын
Seems theres a Tulsa on every episode. I'm waiting for a Cash Cab video bonus opportunity where they show a picture of the Tulsa Police HQ, because I'll get that one in a second.
@LambeauLeeeper 3 жыл бұрын
Weezy anna too. New Orleans
@charleslumberger8441 3 жыл бұрын
Swear every time I watch it there in Bama
@itiswhatitis3198 3 жыл бұрын
I take it you're from Birmingham...
@Tavis15ify 3 жыл бұрын
That Te'Shuan joke was too close to home with my name being deadass 2 letters of from that 🤣🤣🤣
@taylorh.3484 2 жыл бұрын
What’s your name then?
@donttalkjustplay4274 2 жыл бұрын
@@taylorh.3484 duh, Franklin.
@TheBehm08 10 ай бұрын
That’s great lol a friend of mine is Naeem so the na mean joke caught me off guard
@Dedication-wt3if 8 жыл бұрын
SUP KANE?!
@TOONAMAX 7 жыл бұрын
Dedication1234 sup D
@IAmKrow 7 жыл бұрын
You?
@ongoingsky9347 7 жыл бұрын
Dedication1234 Sup D!
@jameskushman9165 5 жыл бұрын
BIKES!!!!! SUP KANE!!!!
@Zenrikku77 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm going to talk to the cops and straighten is whole thing out." "You're going to do twenty five to life have fun with that man."
@SupplementalSense 7 жыл бұрын
The most under-rated comedian today!
@jcason6295 6 жыл бұрын
Bart Christmas is the most over weight comedian today
@Heavenzvoice 8 жыл бұрын
I loved the whole "TeShawn, compared to Tanner, Brice and Skyler and getting pancakes!"" I straight up bust out laughing. I'm a 1st 48 Fan fanatic and he's right. I wasn't offended at all, nothing but the truth. It was just weird at first seeing a white comedian do something I've always wanted them to do... Crack on us and not be afraid...
@lennyboy4180 8 жыл бұрын
If you like this look up Mike Epps first 48, the shit is hilarious
@AGE0FQUARREL 8 жыл бұрын
Sorry bro. Detective bro bro.
@SicilianCerdaPride 7 жыл бұрын
its because when you're real about yourself and aren't coming from a place of hate people know lol. and funny is fuckin funny
@ibieiniid4240 5 жыл бұрын
I mean, it's no secret police shows only ever cover the poor areas where black folks live. He might not have even been crackin on black people, but rather the media portrayal of black people.
@rgreen8760 5 жыл бұрын
@@ibieiniid4240 overthinking it. Trust me.
@hyperActiveDrummer 3 жыл бұрын
the way he delivers the "yeah" after asking if he's a serial killer gets me every time lmao
@123conzy 8 жыл бұрын
Tommy Buns is getting lucrative!
@FatAcrobat 8 жыл бұрын
Why is he called tommy buns?
@austinhoffman219 8 жыл бұрын
+Dr. Strangelove I am pretty sure his friend Joe Rogan calls him that and it caught on for some reason.
@FatAcrobat 8 жыл бұрын
+A.C. Tilly yeah I've definitely heard joe call him that, I just really want to know the backstory of it. It's a funny nickname that I'm sure has a funny origin I just can't find it anywhere.
@austinhoffman219 8 жыл бұрын
It must be an inside joke lol.
@FatAcrobat 8 жыл бұрын
+A.C. Tilly damn being on the outside!
@michaelfrederick6330 2 жыл бұрын
I just discovered this guy in the past 72 hours and have just fallen down the rabbit hole! This guy is freaking hilarious!
@kaitiehatcher4359 3 жыл бұрын
“Detective bro bro” always makes me fall out laughing
@jakebeninato9938 5 жыл бұрын
I thought the “Ive known Cricket 27 years!” And “IDK that shit just Cricket to me” was a bit much even as a joke until I saw an actual First 48 episode and this witness identified a dude nicknamed “T” as a murderer Detective: “How long you’ve known T?” Witness: “I’ve known him about 10 years.” Detective: “Do you know his real name?” Witness: “I just known him as T”
@madisonwarner2494 3 жыл бұрын
The guys watched every episode I didn't think he was exaggerating lol
@amyhutchinson3170 2 жыл бұрын
I saw that same one!! Haha
@twinkletoes5419 2 жыл бұрын
There's literally one where the dudes name was fckin boobie.. and that's all anyone knew him as. Boobie..
@kraevorn7483 2 жыл бұрын
@@twinkletoes5419 what episode is that?
@alexcrocker5329 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t understand why when he says “yeah” after asking “are you a serial killer?” It just cracks me up 😂
@kevinallen5246 2 жыл бұрын
"I been knowin Cricket twenty seven years!" Gold. I love how he calls out the audience on being PC losers.
@MotoCzar 4 жыл бұрын
That ending was pure gold.
@brianmowday7509 5 жыл бұрын
Tom might be one of the most underrated comics ever. Super funny guy.
@paulweeldreyer7457 Жыл бұрын
I love this sketch. I watch it a lot. I really like The First 48 and this is spot on.
@robertodibaggio8181 Жыл бұрын
This one of the Greatest Comedy bits EVER.. he just nailed everything so perfectly...😆😆😆😆
@kari8187 3 жыл бұрын
“He had ears too.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lucascollier1143 6 жыл бұрын
he came thru with jellyfish last week, he was looking for some SMOKE
@billybristol 8 жыл бұрын
How does this not have more views? Seriously.
@vatcalentine9378 7 жыл бұрын
Because my daddy doesn't do much jokes. :)
@Lollemaster 3 жыл бұрын
When he says "i mean, i seen him" at 4:57 he sounds exactly like Bodie from The Wire
@christianalvarado6310 3 жыл бұрын
"He came thru wit Jellyfish last week"
@Green28142814 3 жыл бұрын
Fun, non-essential fact : Chalk outlines indicate that a victim was alive when responders arrive at a scene. The outlines are to preserve the evidence field, show positioning etc.
@TheHoi123456 2 жыл бұрын
Holy smokes, i don't know about that
@FinnaBusanut 2 жыл бұрын
Another fun fact: Chalk lines are almost never used anymore, except in very rare cases, to avoid contamination of the crime scene.
@Tonyhouse1168 Жыл бұрын
Dammit Conway! I mean Kanye. Nice
@Qurisx 5 жыл бұрын
I've listened to this special so many times and it's still just as funny. This is easily my number 1 favorite modern day special.
@jacoblubbert8032 8 жыл бұрын
"He looks like he's about 33 but you find out he's 76 years old.>>" I guessed my co-workers 69-year-old-girlfriend was 35 but that was a few years ago.
@unusuario5173 3 жыл бұрын
I would like to see a picture of her.
@myvishan 3 жыл бұрын
@@unusuario5173 yeah me too that’s a huge margin, especially for a woman
@angelolovato6494 7 ай бұрын
"HE CAME OVER TO GET SOME SMOKE" and his hood expressions are golden and I fucking love it
@S_034 7 жыл бұрын
"They were lookin for some SMOKE!"
@samuelrobertson1567 5 жыл бұрын
I swear to God he nailed that 48 hour's show lol!
@allysonheller9215 3 жыл бұрын
I've watched this so many times, and it never stops being funny. Brilliant. 🙌
@CullTheLivingFlower 8 жыл бұрын
I always lose my shit at Jellyfish.
@ryanwelch4284 8 жыл бұрын
+CullTheLivingFlower I BEEN OUT HERE FOR A MINUTE!
@Cyge240sx 8 жыл бұрын
+CullTheLivingFlower odd place lol but i get ya the lawyer part always gets me
@AGE0FQUARREL 8 жыл бұрын
He was lookin for some SMOKE!
@Cyge240sx 8 жыл бұрын
shut up dookie shoes!
@LizToTheB 8 жыл бұрын
I lose it at Jelly Fish too and Dookie Shoes! My husband and I started watching it on the A&E app on apple tv, spot on. Using their street names!
@Unnecessarilylongexplanations 5 жыл бұрын
"Yeah I show him in the face" "GODDAMN REALLY?" This is so, so true to the show
@NoTimeMommy 8 жыл бұрын
Sorry bro, Detective bro bro
@HairFIip 5 жыл бұрын
Tom Segura probably has one of the best deliveries of his jokes.
@op8726 3 жыл бұрын
“I don’t think he’s gonna help us out...we’re gonna have to find cricket on our own.” 😂
@pressrolls 4 жыл бұрын
4:55 Listen to how his voice goes UP at the end of dookie SHOES....brilliant! His aggressive black voice is outstanding.
@AnonsCrossfader 8 жыл бұрын
Dudes hilarious. Thanks pandora.
@SamuraiPie8111 7 жыл бұрын
he gotta cigarette hangin outta his mouf
@KennyMcCormick99 5 жыл бұрын
Lol I literally scrolled right by your comment when he happened to say that!!!
@BigMoney23223 3 жыл бұрын
Tom is a legend
@woodgrainstudios7321 7 ай бұрын
"I don't know no Dookie shoes"😂😅😂😅
@GiantRobot7621 4 жыл бұрын
I love the nervous laughs the audience gives. It makes performances like these even better.
@bernardblack3124 8 жыл бұрын
"Stop being white and weird..." I use this almost every day.
@Dj891989 4 жыл бұрын
Bernard Black ditto
@well_as_an_expert_id_say 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds good Bernard
@lyricalqueen100 8 жыл бұрын
I will always love this 😂😂 so accurate
@noneyobusinesshomie9493 7 жыл бұрын
you are extremely beautiful
@Jdubski-dk7ml 4 жыл бұрын
Damn you fine
@TheJacyn313 8 жыл бұрын
Tom is crazy funny can't wait for his next special
@onlineprof13 3 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite bit that Tom has ever done.
@synesthesia251 8 жыл бұрын
he is up there with Louis CK
@AidanMcLeodProductions 6 жыл бұрын
Way above CK
@levan50 6 жыл бұрын
WHOOOOO
@chrisgiesen8962 6 жыл бұрын
And he hasn't been accused of sexual harassment yet, which is nice
@jcason6295 6 жыл бұрын
Chris Giesen He jerked it in front of me #measwell
@jameskushman9165 5 жыл бұрын
Better
@bernardmorris125 5 жыл бұрын
His delivery is just off the charts. One of the best comedians out there and he doesn’t even have to try.
@bluegrasskiddo5767 4 жыл бұрын
2019 and this is still downright hilarious
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