PLEASE READ: There's a section that contains some pretty intense flashing colors from 1:12-1:25. If you have photosensitive epilepsy please skip this section (don't worry you're not missing much it's just a bad music video about being a VSCO girl). Thanks to those that brought this to my attention and super sorry for not noticing this earlier.

His girlfriend sounds like Miranda Sings and the "your actions have consequences" kid combined

His girlfriend sounds like she’s doing a REALLY bad Miranda Sings impression

The fact that they actually have a child now, is wild. Edit: now they have TWO kids.

I love how danny always brings up the "hey guys my bones are getting squishy" in his vids from the scales videos🤣💀 IT SENDS ME

Something about this makes me feel deeply uncomfortable. Maybe it's the girlfriends horrendously grating voice, maybe it's the uncomfortably close and chaotic camera angles, maybe it's the adults making brain rotting content aimed at kids, maybe it's a mixture of it all. Seriously feels like I'm watching some niche fetish shit and I hate it.

She sounds like she’s doing the worst Miranda Sings impression ever

Danny may not be prigglenut but he never fails to deliver

knowing that these videos are definitely made for children doesn't make them any less unsettling... it honestly makes it worse

This has to be the worst content you have ever reviewed, this physically hurts. It’s beyond annoying. How are there viewers still somewhat sane

she is just straight up ripping off the miranda sings character.

Man, I showed my dog this he loved it. He started breakdancing on the floor. Isn’t he so cool

I love how consistently Danny brings up squishy bones as a stock weird thing to say.

his girlfriend sounds like the 'your actions have consequences' sonic kid

His girlfriend sounds like she’s about to tell me my actions have consequences

I don't think I've ever seen content that is like the distilled essence of sensory overload. If you showed these videos to me as a child I would have cried.

This is one of the hardest videos to watch… yet it’s endlessly entertaining.

the way the girl says pregnant reminds me of: “am i gregnant?” “can u get pregante?” “is there a possibility im pregananant?” “how do you get pergert?”

The girlfriends sounds like she’s gonna tell me that my actions have consequences

her entire life is just voice cracks, nobody knows her actual voice

they are my favorite(/least favorite) mysterious figures on the internet. they are actually married and have a kid. baby j is pregnant again but also they do only fans but their content was this colorful mess. i have no idea what their target demographic was/is. i revisit their channel every 2-3 months and they surprise me. they even did a collab with jeremy fragrance, my actual favorite weird internet figure. edit: i checked their page again, they are now "we live in simulation" podcast content maker.

His gf is that one girl in class that thinks talking like Miranda Sings is a personality trait

this feels like how an 8 years old think being pregnant is

Therapist: wide Danny isn’t real, he can’t hurt you. Wide Danny: 10:54

I love it how she’s just like ow ow OOOWWWWW 11:54

Mom: why don’t you go play with the neighbours kid Neighbours kid:

His girlfriend sounds like me at 12 years old trying to do a Miranda Sings impression

Every time I come back to this video there’s a new part or joke I haven’t seen yet. Am I living in a parallel universe

I love how Danny just randomly references the squishy bones thing and has been doing it for the last like year or two

The combination of all the colors, annoying high-pitched voices, awful camera work, slightly too loud background music and overall lack of plot continuity just exhausted me. I’m gonna have to take a nap now. 😥

"It's my baeally" "Your bawlly?" "My beaelly" I see these people learnt to speak from Billion Surprise Toys.

The amount of cringe i had to physically endure is soul crushing

12:21 “ThE mOmEnT oF tHe TrUtH”

I don’t like how his girlfriend looks 12 and also is called “baby” and dresses like a child

her voice is a mix between: marge simpson, miranda sings, the kid from the “when will you learn” video, and lemongrab from adventure time

This is the best throwback video. Come back to this all the time.

They're actually genius, they intended to portrait what a bad acid trip looks like but forgot to tell everyone that was the idea

"So baby have a baby" *"CAN BABY HAVE A BABY"* F.B.I: so... should we like..? Shoot?

"I'm pregnant" "I'm peragent" "I'm pomegranate" "IM PRICKLE NUT"

No one: what the girl who was screaming about a “stalker” sounds like: me when I lost my voice but I’m yelling at my dog to not jump all over me💀💀💀💀💀

So fun little tidbit: while it may not be necessarily kicking you can feel a fetus moving around 16-20 weeks (4-5 months). Depending on your body and/or the fetus you may not be showing that much or at all by that point. Quickening can be mistaken for like stomach bubbles for lack of a better phrase so it’s easy to not notice when you’ve started quickening

“guys my bones are getting squishy” the best reference in history

Hearing her voice actually makes my head hurt, like no joke

This is the kind of art that actually can be replaced by AI and I don’t think anyone would notice

Watching the sections of the video that were candy ken, I feel like a ball in a pin ball machine. Constantly moving, hit back and forth, never time to settle as the whiplash takes me by storm…

I don't even have epilepsy, but I fucking might now.

This entire thing made me...so genuinely uncomfortable. The weird, child-like acting, the voices, the filming, the editing...I don't need to take shrooms I just need to watch Candy Ken's videos

His videos make me feel high

Best way to watch this video and actually understand what's going on so basically whenever you see Ken just turn your brain off and whenever you see Danny turn your brain back on

This is beyond unwatchable. This is awful. It's almost poetic. They should win an award.

If Candy Ken being a VSCO girl is outdated.. his “gf” doing a bad impression of Miranda Sings is worse.

All thanks to this video I find myself walking aimlessly around my house saying “ I am preg-an-ant, I am preg-an-ant…”

It’s like they took Miranda Sings and went “hey ya know how that character is insanely annoying and cringe? What if we did that but turned it up by 100000?”

She sounds like if Marge Simpson and Miranda Sings had a child.

“It’s my bally” “Your Bally?” “Yeah my Bally” “What’s wrong with your bally?”

sometimes your videos make me laugh so often that i forget to breathe inbetween and then i have to pause your video, gasp for air, and mutter "i ... hate you... danny...." before gettin back into it

8:27 how are they not ashamed of walking and yelling "the virus is everywhere!" When there's people inside their cars silently judging them

The girlfriend sounds like a cross breed of Marge Simpson and Miranda Sings Edit: yeah sammyclassicsonicfan too lmao

His girlfriend sounds like the “WHEN WILL YOU LEARN, THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES?” Kid

*save my planet so much fun!*meanwhile he is stepping on every single krill,plankton,and sandhoppers... PLUS THE THING I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THEM IS THAT THEY CALLED A TORTOISE A SEA TURTLE WHYYY-

The quick reference to my bones are getting squishy at 3:26 is gold

“How is she pregnant? I never even kissed her” That would be the saddest relationship ever

Why does his girlfriend sound like the sonic kid, “when will you learn”

This is probably one o his best videos! I’m rewatch this all the time

the squishy bones reference never gets old!😂

The girlfriend is doing a bad Miranda Sings impression….

“Saving turtles is a blast.” Shows a tortoise.

the scales reference was perfect

Candy Ken is basically if white noise and a migraine was a person all with a bitter pinch of KZfaq kids cringe at the core of this epileptic nightmare.

i keep expecting his girlfriend to say “ʷʰᵉⁿ ʷⁱˡˡ ʸᵒᵘ ˡᵉᵃʳⁿ, ʷʰᵉⁿ ʷⁱˡˡ ʸᵒᵘ ˡᵉᵃʳⁿ, ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵃᶜᵗⁱᵒⁿˢ ,,, ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᶜᵒⁿˢᵉqᵘᵉⁿᶜᵉˢ??”

HIS GIRLFRIEND IS TRYING TO DO THE MIRANDA SINGS VOICE!!! It only sounds like marge simpson because she's so bad at it. "Are you kidding me" "I'm freakin pregneennt" "Are you craaazy?" These are all phrases she says all the time, anyone?!?!?

ive seen ken a few times across La now and he still seemed weird when the cameras were off..

1:59 "It gets alot worse MoThErFuCkEr" *Danny Gonzalez predicts the Rottmnt t-cest problem* (I wanted to write something like this XD)

the girlfriend sounds like miranda sings that lost her voice...

His girlfriend sounds like somebody trying to do a Miranda Sings impression while having an asthma attack.

I gotta say, I have even more respect for you for the warning. Seriously. Thank you. You can't imagine the overwhelming fear that runs through you when you watch your kid start seizing. Idk if this is the case for all but when my son's about to, you can see his eye start twitching. Because he's 'special needs' someone's always near by during any situation that could possibly be risky in some way He's literally one of a kind. He shouldn't have lived. He shouldn't be able to remember shit.. even the basic functions of being a human being (Like just breathing) let alone do anything he does now. (Like not only remember his own name but who I am too. Walking. being able to communicate on any level. And even make not very good KZfaq videos! (Thankfully he doesn't understand all the cruel comments he gets because it might not be good but he's learning and this is one of very few things his disabilities won't hinder his ability to do so I don't want him to stop trying just because people are cruel) Anyway, no one has ever had to treat a child like him or seen ailments like his to give us any idea of what might possibly be the future or any risks to avoid So if I see he's about to drop and have a seizure, I run and catch him before he hits the ground because there's a chance if he were to smack his head on the ground like that, It would rupture the fluid pockets in his brain and cause it to collapse onto itself and most likely kill him or leave him a vegetable(Then again he was supposed to be a vegetable from the very beginning so who the fuck knows 🤷🏼‍♀️)

3:51 The trailer for the Alien remake is looking great!

The girlfriend sounds like a tellytubby had a kid with a high Miranda Sings impersonator. Edit: Thanks for the likes on this comment, I appreciate it :)

Ken sounds like he is eternally in the middle of a voice crack

Candy Ken isn’t the military now

My mums AirPods connected to this and came into my room saying “but we didn’t even do it”

i know people say this a lot but this _actually_ hurt to watch. like i had to scroll down to the comments just to get through it

Why is the girlfriend trying to speak like Miranda Sings

I find it so funny how ever sense that one mermaid movie he saw with the kid with “squishy bones” he always talks about it lol.

"My bones are getting squishy!" What a throwback.

His girlfriend looks young and acts young and he calls her baby, and then he has 100 posters of young anime girls in his room. I’m starting to put together the dots and not liking where it’s heading...

His girlfriend is like a cross between the "actions have consequences" kid and Miranda sings

every greg in the world being happy cause danny said hi to them

this is my comfort video

They're like a bunch of Skittles who were transformed into humans by a fairy. But the fairy is Miranda sings.

its so hard to watch the clips bc they are so weird but honestly this vid has some of danny's funniest bits lmao so i keep coming back to it

The outro is my favorite ever

These two literally look like randomly generated Sims 4 townies.

I know this is made for kids but this like actually scares me

All my will to live is gone😀

Someone should count the times danny says my bones are getting squishy

So... what did we learn today kids. When a woman has a stomach ache shes pregnant and can feel the baby moving even though shes pregnant for like one month.

His girlfriend kinda sounds like that kid who said “WHEN WILL YOU LEARN”

Danny always finds a way to make me laugh

I love candy dan