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this guy seems way cooler than ANY of the characters he has ever played.

I've met him and his whole family at my place of work a couple years ago. He is literally the nicest man I've ever met.

Would bet money the person encouraging the shitting was Johnny Knoxville

Definitely Dukes of Hazard. Timeline lines up. Most of the film was shot in Clinton, Louisiana. It was likely Knoxville who was saying he should shit on the car and then was later saying he did. Jessica Simpson is the one who never warmed up to him. His friend M.C. is actually M.C. Gainey, who played Sheriff Rosco.

"I went to Louisiana and all I got were my civil rights violated and this Dukes of Hazzard reboot."

Todd Packer

"Uh-oh, our case is KINDA unravelling..." lmao.

I worked with this guy in Chicago at a off track betting parlor. He was a bartender and I worked on the computer systems n machines that print the tickets up. Buy far the funniest guy I'd ever met. He did a red skeleton that would bring u to your knees. Dave was a good friend of mine, I miss him.....thanks for the memories dave.

GET BILL BURR ON THIS!

I remember when he shit in Michael's office lol

Dude, always loved his acting. Why is he funnier and more real as a comedian? And that’s a damning question because he steals every scene he’s been in. Cool cat right here.

I've actually never heard him outside of his acting roles. he speaks completely different and it's blowing my mind

I never even knew this guys name crazy because hes been in mass movies. Good actor funny dude

...duke of hazards shooting. the female actress is Jessica simpson...and i'm sure the guy who suggests the pooping is johny Knoxville (or s.w. scott). he gave it away by naming mc gainey.

I call those shots boiler makers. Done enough to understand exactly the mistakes you make aaand exactly the fun and memorable times you have

Everyone saying it was probably Knoxville but don’t forget the Stiffmeister himself was also in that movie…

2 DUIs in 3 months i’d say he’s got a problem lol

He does a great cop impression

His humor never translated for me through the movies I've seen him in, except perhaps 'Waiting', but in THIS stand up story - loved every bit of it! ^_^

very underrated comedic actor

Koechner is my homie! (lol) He stayed at my hotel not too long ago. I even got to have a couple conversations with also. He's actually a really nice and respectful person!

How much leisure time do cops down there have, if they're willing to haul a guy in at 2am and involve multiple cops on a waitress's say-so about a defecation charge with no 'evidence'? I was thinking that eventually they were going to say that someone else had shit on the cop car, and this guy just got blamed for it, but apparently there was no actual shit to speak of. What did they think happened? He shit on the car, then cleaned it up and left?

Who else is here from his arrest video...?

He should have sued the cops for sure.

He won't say the name but it was definitely Dukes of Hazard the timeline adds up since that movie came out in 05 and was filmed in the south.

One of those cops was like, "Why did Tom Hanks shit in my car?"

Seriously. They needed to tell you why you were being arrested immediately. This is kinda fucked up

“Did you get that package I left for you? It was pretty big!”

You're telling me this didn't happen? "I'm all about having a good time. You know, get a couple cocktails in me, start a fire in someone's kitchen maybe go to Sea World, take my pants off." -David Koechner

it was definitely a good story and was funny. The last part about his actor friend calling was a good punchline.

god i love when the same ad loops back on top of itself

Why do I feel like Knoxville was the one who suggested to shit on the car xD

Court appearance for public urination? What an excellent use of taxpayer dollars.

I loved his character on The Office. Long live Packer.

Outstanding delivery loved this

He's got a lot of Tom Hanks in his face, eh?

A friend of mine once pissed on a copcar, he was drunk and didn't notice the cops were still in the car 🤣🤣🤣

The Office *US - season 2, episode 14. Packer will never change xD

The irony lol I just finished watching the video of his DUI

this dude always cracks me up

funny but its more like one of those 'you had to be there' stories

"a tale my liver tells" lol 😂😂😂

This guy is awesome. He’s like the Everyman dad archetype

Had to appear for the ticket. YEP thas definitely Louisiana for ya 🎭⚜🐊🎷😜

Lol at how normal this guy seems vs the characters he portrays

here's my favorite "cop" story, personally. I was sitting in my car near a train station in the middle of the afternoon and no one was around so I lit a spliff. I should preface this with I was listening to music. Not two puffs later a police officer walks right in front of my car and we make eye contact...he keeps walking, I lock my car doors. I only have one spliff in the car and I had no intention of letting him take it so I commit to smoking the whole thing. He circles back around, looks at my license plate, then knocks on my window. "Can you roll down your window? I'd like to have a word with you." To which I reply, window still up by the way, "No." and I turn my head, face forward and blast the music as loud as I can. The look of pain and rejection on this man's face was worth what happened next. He walked back to his car, pulled up behind me and waited. About twenty minutes later, I had almost forgotten he was there, I get out of the car and he arrests me. I spend the night in jail, got two free meals, and the judge dropped all charges the next day.

Sounds like a true story. This world, these people, we don't make any sense!

I love this guy. I havent seen him in so long!!!!

I know a pipeliner who pooped on his bosses truck when he got fired😂

kind of insulting to imply that people don't know who koechner is by putting "(Anchorman 2)" in the title. Koechner is sooo good :)

Anyone else remember his role from the deleted scene in the Tenacious D movie?

Networth 4 million but can't afford a cab, so let's get 2 dui charges instead. Who's laughing now

im thinking the movie is dukes of hazzard. jessica simpson would be the actress hes talking about. she was in a film called employee of the month later so maybe dane cook called him?

500 for a piss ??? .. come on

Best intro ever

I met him when was filming in Kingston NY. Super cool guy.

From one alcoholic to another, I hope you get the help you need David. Drinking and driving is no joke.

DO. YOU. HAVE. A. WARRANT?

I forking love this guy!

Miranda rights? what are my charges? am i being detained? can i talk to my lawyer?

I have a story. I was at a music festival with a college friend. I was always afraid of the police and he kept telling me cops around here are all good. We stopped for a bit and talked to two officers on horses and they were being really nice. They told us their horses names and let us pet them. We decide to go catch the bus and go home. As we were getting close I walked by two cops on horses and I gave them a pat on side saying, "hey horsey." I got about a blaock further and decided to smoke a cigarette. As I look down to light it then look up I'm surrounded by police. They swat everything out of my hands and start throwing me around a bit. I yelled, "hey guys I'm not resisting or anything." I then put my hands behind my back and said, "go ahead and cuff me, but I'm just asking what am I being arrested for." They cuffed me and pushed me in the car responding, "get in the car asshole." My friend said he asked the police what they would do. They said, "We'll just put him in the drunk tank overnight." I went to the local jail and passed out on a bench.. They woke me up at 2am and fingerprinted me took me to court in the middle of the night were they stated my charges including 2 felonies of punching a police horse which took me by surprise. They then took me to county jail where the story could continue but I'm done typing.

here's my story about the law. I got bullied by two cops in the middle of nowehere, totally sober, but they kept asking if I was stoned. I said "NO" but my eyes were bloodshot from driving for 8 or 9 hours straight. They booked me anyway under suspicion, and I spent 8 hours in the "drunk tank" even though I wasn't drunk or high. I saw two drunk ass people come in and leave before I could, but I was dead sober. Not only that, but I had massive diarrhea from the faucet water in there that tasted like a lead pencil. Since their breathalyzer was broken, the judge believed THEIR story and put me on probation for two years. "To serve and protect" my ass!

I hope to meet him one day in California. Such a funny decent dude.

Just watched him this past weekend live. He still says the same story lol

Cooter Davenport does not relieve himself on a cop car.

Obviously Dukes of Hazard

Love this guy

After Old School, I looked for any movie he was in!

TODD PACKER!!!!!!

WHAAmy

This was great

i love this KZfaq Chanel

didnt know how to pronounce his last name till ari said it

He sounds like micheal from GTAV.

just realized this is 2 years old, I assumed this was a brand new show! haha

This reminds me so much of high school. School as in rumors spreed quickly.

I think he was filming Dukes of Hazard (filmed in Louisiana) and the actor referred as "MC" was M.C. Gainey who played Rosco P. Coltrane in the movie.

this was so much longer than it needed to be

Everyone needs a buddy to be their voice of reason

Haha, the comedic version of the telephone game :)

Got in trouble being drunk and somewhere I shouldn't have been LOL used the Ricky lines from the Trailer Park Boys to get myself out of jail I asked the cop if he knew Jim what you replied yeah I know Jim and with a simple gym story I was able to get a drive home and not get in trouble

this guy looks and sounds like Michael from GTA

When u gotta go you gotta go. Lol

And that’s how rumours begin 😂

Dukes of Hazzard. MC is MC Gainey.

It's ok Ronny, I was a little drunk too

This is probably the funniest series on TV in the last 10 yrs.

I fucking love these.

This guy was the BEST in Harold and Kumar.

In 2007, I was at a buddies house just relaxing. He looked at me and said, "hey, man. There's this house right down the street that the people moved out of. They left all their shit for the taking. Lets go get some of it. Ive already been in there a couple times." At first, I didn't want to go in. But, I finally convinced myself and went in. We grabbed some stuff and left. A couple weeks later, I'm in the park talking to this girl, trying to get laid, when the cops show up. They ask me about what happened, to which I say, "the house is vacant." Sure enough, it wasn't vacant. I was arrested and convicted of residential burglary, a class b felony in Indiana.

It was "Waiting..." The movie was shot in Jefferson Parish in Louisiana and MC is Ryan Reynolds who played Monty Cook, MC.

He didn't shit on the car..he was taking Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner...and never called her again

That was about a four minute story told over 13 minutes.

Ok, so here's my story. I was about 15 or so and I went to a buddy of mine's house to drink a bit. Nothing to ridiculous just a few beers. SO we're drinking, which develops into beer pong, which develops in to me drinking an entire 24 pack by myself. SO we're hanging out, I'm shit faced, and my buddy says "hey, let's go to the school and skate" M being drunk agrees. We get to the school with our boards and we're skating, I eat shit several times. Out of no where we here sirens. I'm like "shit this isn't good guys we gotta dip." We pick our boards up and run as fast as we can. The cop sees us and darts after us like a cheetah on steroids, just hauling it. Now, at our school, there's a tree line separating our school and the elementary school with this giant hill of just dirt and rocks and pine needles. I run way too fast, kick a fucking rocking, it flies out and hits my buddy in the back. So he goes tumbling, I laugh and loose balance and me, him, his girlfriend, and like two more of our friends go tumbling down the hill to nothing but concrete and rocks. I black out as soon as I see the end of the tree line. I wake up like an hour or so later to him dragging me by my feet lol. We finally make it back to the house and we were all freaking out cause I guess I hit my head pretty hard. When we see a car creep up on the house. It's the same cop. I do the right thing by running and hiding praying he doesn't find me lol. My buddy, however, decides to open the fucking door. He proceeds to talk to the cop and I hear laughing and playful name calling. So I walk out, pretending I just came out of the bathroom, and go up to the group and this cop looks at me and just starts dying laughing. I said " what the hell are you laughing at??" Apparently, when I fell, I landed in fresh dog shit. and none of my friends let me know that I smelled like the rear end of a donkey. So we get it cleaned off and I ask the cop "so what did you want from us?" The cop's brother was a the owner of a local skate store and he said he wanted us to be on his team. Never questioned us about the beer pong table, how much we had to drink, nothing. Just wanted to laugh at me and tell me a I'm good at skateboarding.

Seems like the logical response for getting a ticket for passing in public

Coming back and watching this again years later, never realized how much he looked like he could be Nick Offerman's brother or something. With a beard theyd look almost identical. Its the top half of his face

That guy from REM really let himself go...

Apparently, Jessica Simpson is a gossip who doesn’t like David Koechner...

"Glorious..."