😂😂😂

...I’m having flashbacks... ...and I’m on the toilet... ...laughing shitless...

Awwwe... :( lol I saw him..

That blonde guy with his head cocked too the right.

He would be crying if it was a flashback 😂💔

should of went to the doorless stall at least the toilet would of worked and it would be rare for people to use the restroom during the talent show

I would have just went in the women's rest room.

Scott Yi Ikr. I would’ve used one of my shoes to to lodge the bathroom door shut and went into the stall without a door. Could’ve easily just gotten my business done real fast.

I love this!! hahahaha

Words to live by!

If you're feeling a little nasty down there, NEVER trust a fart. Not until you've reached the highest level of GI tract mastery. It's much safer to just sit on the toilet.

Truth

That's rule number 1

Haaaaaaaaa.... So true

I didn't sign up for this

@@shelliupshaw3405 If you're the janitor then yea you definitely sign up for it.

Ive been through this situation as a janitor and i can honestly say 3 people quit before this was cleaned up

​@@23isgod Absolutely, and this event can be classified as an accident and if you're one of the good ones you can't help but to feel a little empathy with the guy (desperate shit footprints always reminded me of Auschwitz' gas chamber scratches) but i'm sure you've witnessed the ones I call _"acts of the subhuman"_ . Like I was working with some new guy and we had to deal with the usual clogged toilets (we did like 4 or 5 that day) and someone took a massive dump in the soap dispenser (fucking beast, still haven't figured out how he did it). So this guy goes "welp at least we are done with men's bathrooms so women's will be a breeze. I just looked at him the same way one would look a son who was caught sticking stuff up in his butthole" The only thing I said to him was *_I hope you're comfortable around blood and having the way you look at women shattered_*

Right? Such a beautiful and deep transformation.

exactly! amazing the transformation of his feelings 🤘

Yeah, I think they just like filming it and toying with the editing software.

Ikr it's so pointless.

@@nickb2208 I mean, it's a TV show it needs a intro

pantherjk it doesn’t need an intro that doesn’t relate and is unnecessarily elaborate and half the audience hates

Now that you mention it... I think you're right

Sue Mick sage advice, especially after 35

Never trust a fart no matter your age.

Sue Mick fair enough

Russel Peters?

Fart or Shart: it’s a dangerous game.

Yeah.... this is awful. Funny as hell, but dammit man.

I appreciated his realness too. We all had awkward moments of growing up and being in school. So his story resonates with the audience.

Aw man I thought I've felt embarrassment before but holy shit, I don't think I could ever recover from that. Your pants filled to the brim with shit? Shit everywhere????? Sounds like a nightmare, but I really appreciate him telling this awkward story.

I would've said that "He's full of shit 💩" but I think he was pretty empty after that!

He's a comedian... He literally got paid for this shit.

pictures aren't the only thing he paints...

Ralph Ryan Dela Torre not as vivid as the wall he painted.

And the bathroom apparently!

Robert Schimmel's Go Lightly bit still gets me to this day. "I thought I had to sneeze and then I shit in my socks."

😂😂😂😂😂💀

You can also hear his very accurate and appropriate reaction.

You can actually see him gagging.

dudes a friend of mine, I was at this taping too. he told me after the show that shit stories just get to him hahaha

MrDoomedFaith sure

hi1746 don't know why that's so hard to believe, all I said was that I was at this comedy show with a friend. it's not like I'm claiming to have cured cancer. (I'm the guy in the bottom right of some of the shots with the big head, glasses, and large sideburns btw)

tears of laughter

You and me both

FrogLover101 omg deadass, I'm dying the last part. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Same 😂😂

meff.

@@taylorgoetz7604 meff ?

@@joysymonds8419 meff.

Witchwild boy I was disgusted more then found funny

Hahahah right! Watching this made me so anxious. He told that story really vividly. This guy's a genius.

This was horrific

I paused it at the 'hearing footsteps coming', and thought this exact thing lol

imagine being that janitor

Dude, for real

fuck that i would resign

I've had to do work like that in the past, and while it was never as bad as described here, I did have to clean up some heinous messes. People would spray the walls with shit. It was nasty.

It sounds like every women's bathroom I ever saw at a night club.

Brook Jolley yeah what's that about? you always expect the men's bathroom to be messed up, but somehow, unless the building costs tons of money to make, the ladies is so much worse. some of them look like a bomb hit em. female friends of mine especially complain about hospital bathrooms

underrated comment 😂

BoniBon 666 he bounced back like a tennis ball

I had a similar story in middle school where I silently shat myself in the middle of class. Agonizing day. Long story short no one ”figured out” the smell but I think people knew. I think that helped me more than I realized. If even one person had mentioned it, it would’ve been traumatic.

@@ndrewfits 😂😂

MrExzibit i love the variety here

but why

Same!! While I was driving in a thunderstorm lol

Haven’t laughed that hard in a minute, it was spiritual in itself cuz I couldn’t really breath from laughing so hard 😂

Same 😂😂

terminaldeity Ulcerative Colitis and IBS here and i’m in high school and if this were to happen to me i wouldn’t take the bullying from anybody. When shit like this happens (haha) i have to stand up for myself. Nearly my whole school knows i take crazy shits and i have issues but back then i don’t think anybody would understand, i feel so bad and am so grateful that i live in today’s world and not then.

Crohn’s disease, it’s a shitty life No pun intended

@@MrGot2film haHA

Gut health is so important! Food can hurt or heal you depending on what you eat. Keep it natural, balanced, and organic.

Chinese medicine doctor can cure IBS and ulcerative colitis.

Dude me 2

I was thinking the same!! ☺️😁

because everybody poops

But don't nobody wanna talk about it.

I fkn couldnt stop

Josh Zook probably because everyone has ashit story

and even wrote a song about it. Double respect...

What! Why?!

Sunny Deise it's from the movie always be my maybe.

And he ankle-chained Paul Rudd to his house

@@osmanbilallee1094 yeah, I wonder what his long time friend Ali Wong I wondered what she said about this

To everyone, yet "restrooms for customers only" still a thing in civilization in 2019. #HumanNeeds2020

during for sure

Was thinking the same thing XD

XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

before and after

Or between giant liquid shitstorms

Fresh of the boat tv series

You're a fucking tool.

I have pancreatic insufficiency that makes this look like cake...I accept contributions. Thanks.

is everything ok in there?

I'm disappointed no one bothered to tell anyone to help him out.

KingKems I went to Culver Middle too! Also went past Palms all the time.

I wasn't sure he was talking about that palms! The one across from that Lil game store, used to play there as a kid

I went to Orville Wright and had friends at Palms...small world

Post michael era office, ew foh with that

OMG 😂😂😂

Awesome!!

💀💀💀

There's alot to unpack there.

that comment hit me…

for sure. In fact, I worked at a school, and whenever some kid went through troubles the women would come to the rescue. Those men could at least tell the women and do smt. Poor dude. I'm glad he's become so strong to tell the story. Not everyone would be able to.