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Joe DeRosa - My Mother's Son - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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Comedy Central

Comedy Central

8 жыл бұрын

In this extended clip, Joe DeRosa explains how his volatile upbringing made him too comfortable with confrontation.
Watch full episodes of This Is Not Happening now: www.cc.com/show...
Follow Joe DeRosa on Twitter: / joederosacomedy
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@standup
@standup 5 жыл бұрын
Think your family is messed up? Think again. Watch comedians share their most ridiculous family stories on “This Is Not Happening:” kzfaq.info/sun/PLD7nPL1U-R5pgIBSOJV-fL4uIWR-DZbfI
@brocksdaddy081910
@brocksdaddy081910 4 жыл бұрын
Fuck you Comedy Central...
@logana628
@logana628 3 жыл бұрын
@@brocksdaddy081910 yyyyyui h y y guy. Yhhhhuuycc
@kolbykauffman4180
@kolbykauffman4180 8 жыл бұрын
I always forget how much I love Joe until I see shit like this. I can hear Burr saying, "Ah, Jesus, Joe..." in my head, right now.
@yuske05
@yuske05 5 жыл бұрын
hearing this story shows me exactly how they're friends.
@bluesolocup9076
@bluesolocup9076 5 жыл бұрын
Just got into Joe's stuff. Familiar with Bill's popular bits. What are you referencing? I'd love to hear those two go back and forth.
@youknowmo539
@youknowmo539 4 жыл бұрын
@@bluesolocup9076 They have a podcast together called uniformed that's just them talking about whatever "theme" they came up for the day. It's hilarious
@gmb7200
@gmb7200 4 жыл бұрын
@@bluesolocup9076 Go look up Uninformed on KZfaq and listen to all the episodes (I think there's less than 20).. You won't be disappointed it's fuckin hilarious
@fterimage
@fterimage 4 жыл бұрын
Ah, Joe...
@WaldoCarmen
@WaldoCarmen 5 жыл бұрын
I bet Derosa gets a lot of compliments that start with, "I don't care what anyone says about you, Joe..."
@formusicplaylist1
@formusicplaylist1 7 жыл бұрын
"You know you could never have a real man to man conversation with Derosa because if you went to put your hand on his shoulder it would just slide off" Patrice O'neal RIP
@jd1ify
@jd1ify 6 жыл бұрын
which podcast is that from???
@billcarrig9434
@billcarrig9434 6 жыл бұрын
jd1ify None. Old O&A shows.
@scott3594
@scott3594 4 жыл бұрын
So genius cuz in one way it's a real vicious attack against his personality but it also turns it into a shallow funny joke about his small shoulders.
@forbin1185
@forbin1185 4 жыл бұрын
Scott let’s not forget his poor posture. When he laughs he sounds like a crying women.
@TestMeatDollSteak
@TestMeatDollSteak 8 жыл бұрын
Kinda looks like Jared Fogel escaped from prison and got a forearm tattoo as a disguise.
@HelloHammlet
@HelloHammlet 8 жыл бұрын
welcome to subway
@nigel4297
@nigel4297 8 жыл бұрын
That's actually so fucking true.
@Sinamatics
@Sinamatics 8 жыл бұрын
Charles shultzs most depressing character
@STOMPaaa
@STOMPaaa 7 жыл бұрын
.
@barahng
@barahng 6 жыл бұрын
The worst tattoo of all time.
@derickwheatley3941
@derickwheatley3941 8 жыл бұрын
Heiniken ad has frozen 15 consecutive times after playing hours of uninterrupted video. I'm never drinking Heiniken again out of sheer spite.
@indoorgangster
@indoorgangster 5 жыл бұрын
Did you know Freddy Heineken preferred a decent cognac and called his own product piss. Enjoy!
@po3alily
@po3alily 5 жыл бұрын
Taste like piss anyways
@danielbenson6407
@danielbenson6407 4 жыл бұрын
There are better reasons not to drink Heiniken..
@SeeWorldKevin
@SeeWorldKevin 4 жыл бұрын
Good enough reason I'd say.
@jq7323
@jq7323 4 жыл бұрын
@@danielbenson6407 what better reasons?
@audreymuzingo933
@audreymuzingo933 5 жыл бұрын
God, I had the exact same experience. Being around my Mom with cancer, when both of us annoyed the shit out of each other but loved each other still. She didn't make it either, and the whole thing leaves me feeling sick and sad.
@PandaFourBars
@PandaFourBars 3 жыл бұрын
God Bless you I hope you find peace
@anniem.670
@anniem.670 Жыл бұрын
Girl I lost my mom to it in 2017 I was taking care of her, and we didn't get along either like it was depressingly exhausting. When she passed I felt no regrets cause I knew I did what I was suppose to as her child and that's take care of her the way she did me.
@JoggingdeBear
@JoggingdeBear 7 жыл бұрын
"Fuck you, your breathe smells" I fucking died
@greghanson869
@greghanson869 3 жыл бұрын
So much George Costanza energy! Love it!
@the710wizard7
@the710wizard7 3 жыл бұрын
I'll never forget the time I was crossing a parking lot and this young girl in a minivan speeds past me and almost hits me, I kicked the biggest dent into her door and it felt so damn good 😂
@Tom5thousand
@Tom5thousand 8 жыл бұрын
That was fucking hilarious. Honestly the funniest I've seen Joe DeRosa be. Joe has a lot of demons and he wears his heart on his sleeve. He's a truly crazy bastard who has a lot of pride and can't always acknowledge his shortcomings. Joe if you ever read this, this is when you're funniest. When you finally come to terms with just how fucking nuts you are. No offense love you dude.
@absentiabenertia5204
@absentiabenertia5204 4 жыл бұрын
How is he "nuts" he's a neurotic hypocrite who rides the coattails of way better comedians
@MisterRawgers
@MisterRawgers 3 жыл бұрын
@@absentiabenertia5204 yet he’s doing better in life than you ever will
@cinemacynic980
@cinemacynic980 3 жыл бұрын
Joe's Heart was on his Shoulder, but it slid down, (for Obvious Reasons).
@RedBernie
@RedBernie 3 жыл бұрын
@@cinemacynic980 Patrice would be proud
@codysmith5260
@codysmith5260 2 жыл бұрын
@@absentiabenertia5204 R awgers has eliminated you
@ev1915
@ev1915 2 жыл бұрын
couldnt help but watch the dude sitting in the back with the black shirt because he only smiled ONCE through the whole thing. Created rage in my heart
@danieliorio6598
@danieliorio6598 5 жыл бұрын
This never gets old lol. I love DeRosa.
@forbin1185
@forbin1185 4 жыл бұрын
Daniel Iorio he laughs like a crying women
@jennifermcgoldrick6323
@jennifermcgoldrick6323 4 жыл бұрын
Lol also grew up in a Brooklyn Italian Catholic family. Learned to not open the door to the police at a weirdly young age 😂 And my dad was an engineer and my mom a lawyer!
@ValiantVisions314
@ValiantVisions314 3 жыл бұрын
I believe him. My Mom made me watch Menace II Society when it first came out on video. Kept telling me why I shouldn't join a gang or sell drugs throughout the whole movie. REAL MOMS
@Hawkeyes5999
@Hawkeyes5999 8 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest series on youtube 👌🏻
@alexj5298
@alexj5298 8 жыл бұрын
WHERE IS THAT MAN'S SHOULDERS?!
@adamclark9253
@adamclark9253 8 жыл бұрын
Why you so interested???
@MrThedirtyduo
@MrThedirtyduo 8 жыл бұрын
next to his balls on his wife's book self.
@alexj5298
@alexj5298 8 жыл бұрын
I'm making a reference. O&A and the comedians on O&A who are actually funny tend to make fun of Joe's lack of shoulders.
@boosh90
@boosh90 8 жыл бұрын
slope-shouldered ass
@henryfrazier3046
@henryfrazier3046 8 жыл бұрын
+Alexander Jennings dude... Joe was born without collarbones
@_MOORE_1986
@_MOORE_1986 5 жыл бұрын
When he talks about how he wants to beat the guy with his gun in front of his girl like Henry on Good Fellas, check out the guy with beard on far left behind stage look at his girl as if a idea just went off in his head @9:28
@BenDover-hw4xt
@BenDover-hw4xt 7 жыл бұрын
Joe DeRosa look like Jared Fogle and Bob Saget's lovechild.
@puffasaur1987
@puffasaur1987 22 күн бұрын
Oh wow how original. Womp womp
@SAGE_ASENTHIAN
@SAGE_ASENTHIAN 2 жыл бұрын
I'm only here because I was looking for salsa windfall
@MamaWheelz
@MamaWheelz 6 жыл бұрын
We had that same cross stich in our apartment. We found it a goodwill and found it hysterical. 😂😂😂
@mnymatt
@mnymatt 8 жыл бұрын
anybody notice 10 seconds in he's literally steaming mad
@goregrindisthebestgenre
@goregrindisthebestgenre 8 жыл бұрын
He looks like Bob Saget mixed with Jared Fogle.
@guyperson650
@guyperson650 2 жыл бұрын
This guy is legit George costanza and I love it. Why haven't I heard of him before
@joshramirez7
@joshramirez7 2 жыл бұрын
Tastebuds podcast, babe!
@houserespect
@houserespect 8 жыл бұрын
Even Robert Downey Jr in the back laughed!
@moejuggler6033
@moejuggler6033 7 жыл бұрын
Man I love this story. Awesome bit Joe DeRosa
@MrJaakob13000
@MrJaakob13000 4 жыл бұрын
I find it most entertaining to listen to the stories while watching for clueless blank stares in the audience
@billrafferty6552
@billrafferty6552 Жыл бұрын
I always thought never rat on your friends and keep your mouth shut meant the same thing
@MrWhataboss23
@MrWhataboss23 8 жыл бұрын
Give us Big Jay Oakerson
@myspam512
@myspam512 8 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah, or Joe Rogan again
@maholiver99
@maholiver99 8 жыл бұрын
fuckin love big jay!!!
@MrWhataboss23
@MrWhataboss23 8 жыл бұрын
And Joey Diaz
@craigdiniz3891
@craigdiniz3891 8 жыл бұрын
+Inigo Montoya joe rogan is awful
@DevintheHIGHRISH
@DevintheHIGHRISH 7 жыл бұрын
your fired.....
@aaknoblach
@aaknoblach 8 жыл бұрын
JOEY FUCKING ROSES!!!! /Bill Burr voice
@Panama0815
@Panama0815 8 жыл бұрын
Teen idol sensation from the Opie and Anthony program
@tygermallanan2276
@tygermallanan2276 8 жыл бұрын
+Panama0815 zip RECRUITAAAH
@howtotruckdriver101
@howtotruckdriver101 8 жыл бұрын
this guy is pretty funny small shoulders
@GUITARTIME2024
@GUITARTIME2024 8 жыл бұрын
deliver my goods, beeyatch
@Zachariah3D
@Zachariah3D 3 жыл бұрын
I used to hear them joke about him having no shoulders on Opie and Anthony all the time. Now I see exactly what they were talking about 😂
@brauliobonilla249
@brauliobonilla249 5 жыл бұрын
It takes exactly 6 clicks on the right arrow key to skip the intro
@rjphilla
@rjphilla 4 жыл бұрын
The old Ari intros are awesome. Why would you ever wanna skip them?
@alifelesstoxic1253
@alifelesstoxic1253 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you!!!!
@s4iL_
@s4iL_ 8 жыл бұрын
i cant wait to tell my mother what i learned today
@emmajones9391
@emmajones9391 3 жыл бұрын
Look what you did! Look what you did I! Pissing myself! So funny
@glock2119
@glock2119 6 жыл бұрын
This was gooooiod bro!
@dmbstash4119
@dmbstash4119 8 жыл бұрын
How the FUCK does This is Not Happening not have its own section marked off on CC's channel? This is seriously the best shit you guys upload!
@danielbrown1724
@danielbrown1724 6 жыл бұрын
This bloke is hilarious. Great story teller
@steakcrust558
@steakcrust558 7 жыл бұрын
yeah what is this? is this even a joke? did people at this show just laugh out of pity and embarrassment? this really bombed.
@guitarwhores753
@guitarwhores753 8 жыл бұрын
OMG, that was me before meds.
@alwall3
@alwall3 8 жыл бұрын
Whoever does these intros needs to make an actual movie the quality is better than most indies
@Darkmatter105
@Darkmatter105 8 жыл бұрын
As an italian american I can attest to every single thing he said in the beginning.
@philmclitoris2304
@philmclitoris2304 2 жыл бұрын
Stop saying "italian" in front of american. If you don't speak the language you can't have the nationality (which you wouldn't have had anyway). By the same logic I am 17% greek, 5% bulgarian, 14% jewish, 50% romanian, 6% african....I can go on....but NO... I am romanian...
@JerKur18
@JerKur18 2 жыл бұрын
We're not supposed to do anything when someone disrespects us?
@GOREilla.
@GOREilla. 5 жыл бұрын
YOU'RE GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!
@Penguinssss
@Penguinssss 8 жыл бұрын
I say this every time. Ari. I fucking love your intros. MAKE A GODDAMN MOVIE YOU JEW!
@TASHXC12
@TASHXC12 8 жыл бұрын
This one was good
@nospam3327
@nospam3327 4 жыл бұрын
"I am no different than Christ!" is no on my bucket list ;)
@-Aar-n
@-Aar-n 7 жыл бұрын
I love this
@kylelewis9230
@kylelewis9230 4 жыл бұрын
Dude in front with the long hair is tripping hard, going “how do I act normal right now”
@ereristark425
@ereristark425 5 жыл бұрын
This was one of the funniest TINH
@RandShad
@RandShad 8 жыл бұрын
That was some funny shit!
@tai030292
@tai030292 7 жыл бұрын
is his tattoo censored?
@scampoli25
@scampoli25 8 жыл бұрын
The girl all the way to left's face at 11:08 Priceless
@bosslevel9992
@bosslevel9992 8 жыл бұрын
they make the best intros
@neilbizzle
@neilbizzle 7 жыл бұрын
Does it bother anyone else that Ari is never going to make that jump in the intro?
@Donyerky
@Donyerky 6 жыл бұрын
Neil Blair yeah he died lol no distance
@indoorgangster
@indoorgangster 5 жыл бұрын
That was the best part. If only he had Bert on his back..
@craigkrage2689
@craigkrage2689 8 жыл бұрын
The crazy thing is how this made the cut.
@SeanDonapel
@SeanDonapel 7 жыл бұрын
Craig Krage this is not happening should apply to the fact this drivel was posted. this shoulderless douche is the worst.
@Hulk2k6
@Hulk2k6 3 жыл бұрын
6:05 I know too well about shopping on a SundayAfternoon;, Tesco, Sainsbury's, Morrisons and Asda are all nightmares!
@NathanDav42
@NathanDav42 3 жыл бұрын
My dad showed us Goodfellas when I was 10-11 (and my 2 brothers next to me in age, who were 9-10, and 8-9) but just because he said ‘this is one of the best movies ever made.’ He’d already shown us Godfather. When I was somewhere around 12-13 or so he also showed the 3 of us (we have 2 younger brothers who had to wait a few more years to see it themselves) Pulp Fiction then took us to a diner after we finished around 11 to tell him what we thought of it. I’ve always been lucky to have a cool dad.
@hakim6158
@hakim6158 8 жыл бұрын
I think Bill burr should tell his airplane psycho story here
@lioncohen8586
@lioncohen8586 8 жыл бұрын
been told like 10 times tho
@blankroyai
@blankroyai 3 жыл бұрын
Discovered this dude from Sam Morril’s recommendation, didnt disappoint, awesome dude
@ohmyblindman
@ohmyblindman 6 жыл бұрын
Oh, now I get it Gravy Italians, say no more.
@jsee5034
@jsee5034 6 жыл бұрын
He is hilarious
@oldheaddeuce2273
@oldheaddeuce2273 5 жыл бұрын
lololololol hahahahaha his whoooole life haha bucket list
@StonerGuitars
@StonerGuitars 7 жыл бұрын
Dude your fucking hilarious
@ashleydonanova5703
@ashleydonanova5703 7 жыл бұрын
Sounds like my house,....Italian Catholic family....
@yng.collecta2599
@yng.collecta2599 7 жыл бұрын
Uncle Joey is the best!
@ballzzd33p29
@ballzzd33p29 2 жыл бұрын
Joe derosa is sooooo underrated.
@trevor4835
@trevor4835 5 жыл бұрын
Derosa is truly underrated.
@donnacurtis6668
@donnacurtis6668 4 жыл бұрын
I’m pissing myself laughing 😂 lol 😝 😆 Who is this guy??? 👍🏽🤗. Just like Christ. Lmao 😂
@prorobo
@prorobo 8 ай бұрын
So an Italian family adopted a Jewish kid and he became a comedian.
@carlosr.martintoledo1224
@carlosr.martintoledo1224 8 жыл бұрын
I hope they pay Ari like 2 million per episode! he is the best
@LetsSmokePodcast
@LetsSmokePodcast 8 жыл бұрын
more like 2 grand that he then has to split with everyone on the show. Comedy Central sucks dick in that regard
@Changoleon1100
@Changoleon1100 8 жыл бұрын
I wanna see fluffy's episode already!
@ethanswain64
@ethanswain64 8 жыл бұрын
keeps getting better and better.. nice intro too! ari is the bestttt.
@rc7658
@rc7658 5 жыл бұрын
I had a similar Goodfellas experience at the age of nine. LOL!! Still my favorite movie
@AJ-xm4xc
@AJ-xm4xc 4 жыл бұрын
Did you stick to your mother’s teaching?
@verynice126
@verynice126 5 жыл бұрын
He looks like Michael Scott's boss David Wallace.
@CBill-kn7zb
@CBill-kn7zb 7 жыл бұрын
moral of the story is don't adopt
@SeanDonapel
@SeanDonapel 7 жыл бұрын
this should be played to motivate women to abort.
@christieallen9432
@christieallen9432 6 жыл бұрын
He's so perfect
@Rocco_P53
@Rocco_P53 2 жыл бұрын
Taste buds they comin to the mic talkin bout the foods they hate talkin bout the foods they like
@comrad_dog7456
@comrad_dog7456 4 жыл бұрын
This show just bought 3 alien masks and decided to role with it.
@aeroces7
@aeroces7 8 жыл бұрын
Glad to see all the Derosa flaming in the comments
@PERC_-ANGLE
@PERC_-ANGLE 2 жыл бұрын
Love this guy in better call Saul
@Revelations-hr9fg
@Revelations-hr9fg 3 жыл бұрын
14:46 lmao
@dowLoveTap
@dowLoveTap 8 жыл бұрын
Shroomfest.
@raznatalia141
@raznatalia141 8 жыл бұрын
derosa's story is great
@sk00kum21
@sk00kum21 5 жыл бұрын
My hero!!!! Not crazy at all, I'd do the same lol
@DeanBiddler
@DeanBiddler 8 жыл бұрын
What iconography did Joe cover up on the inside of his left forearm?
@AkSamurai69
@AkSamurai69 5 жыл бұрын
Joe, you definitely not crazy. Dude deserved it. It might have been overboard, but I can't stand bad parkers either. Best thing, is to get some cards made up that say "nice park job, douchebag". Or something to that effect
@ralphryandelatorre6157
@ralphryandelatorre6157 8 жыл бұрын
jeeeesus joe
@Blackfox-rd8ls
@Blackfox-rd8ls 6 жыл бұрын
12... I watched it when i was 11 hahahahahaha
@raffin2040
@raffin2040 Жыл бұрын
More Joe DeRosa please!!
@MIngalls
@MIngalls 7 жыл бұрын
he just has a big black box tattoo on his forearm?
@gman76able
@gman76able 5 жыл бұрын
I went to catholic school and at 1 point i decided to piss off my teachers inadvertently. so we had a test I just wrote in Jesus for all my answers, too piss them off... I got an 86% on that test ...so who stupid now
@lawslugger
@lawslugger 8 жыл бұрын
When Ari cut his hair he went from looking Jewish to looking like a Russian mobster
@christophermoreno8974
@christophermoreno8974 5 жыл бұрын
I love u Joe.
@esthervieira6141
@esthervieira6141 2 жыл бұрын
brutal 🤧🤣🤣🤣
@jobdiscription2834
@jobdiscription2834 4 жыл бұрын
anybody else think bushy brow in the front seat might be a robot?
@oseibanahene3324
@oseibanahene3324 2 жыл бұрын
Dude didnt wanna find out if he was a sayian or not
@austin575769
@austin575769 8 жыл бұрын
Joe derosa is great
@OzzieTheHead
@OzzieTheHead 5 жыл бұрын
Audience didn't get the Big Lebowski quote without naming it
@indoorgangster
@indoorgangster 5 жыл бұрын
Careful man.., there's a beverage here!
@brienjefferson4882
@brienjefferson4882 2 жыл бұрын
At first, I thought this was boring, then it ended up being great!
@dreamisolympia88
@dreamisolympia88 5 жыл бұрын
Mark it fuckin 10
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