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Fun fact Lily Collins said that the victims of Ted Bundy came to her in a dream and told her to play the wife of Ted Bundy in the film with Zac Efron. For this I wouldn’t keep her in the car

Lily Rose Depp is 5' 3 trying to say she could have been a supermodel even without nepotism. That's almost as delusional as thinking that people want another Pirates of the Caribbean movie.

"Imagine fighting over somebody as musty as Justin Bieber" 💀

The idea of John David Washington riding on the roof of some apocalyptic savior vehicle full of Carley and a bunch of girls is unnecessarily funny

I just KNOW Dakota would burn the entire car if she got bored

I want a 1 hour version of this video. You can try different characters too, like Harry Potter, the Royal Family or all your middle/high school teachers.

Love how 4/5 of the girlies in the car have not only their parents but also their grandparents names in blue on wikipedia

I'm old enough that Carrie Fisher is the nepo baby to me. And yes I'd save her. Even now. Carrie Fisher's ashes are probably funnier than 99% of the people on the planet.

Carley said what every single person was thinking about the hailey and selena feud

carly blessing us with 2 videos back to back? I am so lucky to be alive in this era 😌

youre right that to be a model you have to be beautiful, but there's a lot more going into that. lilly rose depp is 5'3. if she was some random person without a celebrity father there is no way in hell she would ever be scouted for catwalks

When you opened with “Lilly Rose Depp gets dysentery and dies” for a minute I thought you were putting them through that hunger games simulator 😂😂

In this scenario, I’d probably definitely save Maya Hawke, Billie Lourde, Maude Apatow, Dakota Johnson and I’ll throw in Gracie Abrams because I genuinely love her music and she gives similar vibes to Maya Hawke so she’s coming with

This is Carley's brainrot universe and we're living in AND for it tbh ❤✨

I'll save Willow , bc regardless of her being a smith , she is super fucking talented and the 1st person who exposed me to the Alternative/underground music scene with her experimental sound of her soundcloud days. Happy to see her evolve as an artist (the same goes for his brother jaden).

idk why it's literally right now that I'm realizing Jaden and Willow's names are a reflection of Jada and Will's names but here I am

Putting this out on the same day as the Met Gala is so iconic. Let’s roast these nepo babies before they get h1gh on the red carpet

thank you for reaffirming my disappointment in Brooklyn Beckham

Liza minelli, Jamie lee Curtis, and Carrie fisher are the best nepo babies of all time those would be my picks. Willow can come too 😊

i want this movie. like i want this scenario filmed, of running into different nepo babies in the apocalypse and kicking them out if you find someone better. i want them to fight for it or like jack quaid, see the line up and go, i get it. hollywood, do one thing right, use your powers for this

Willow should be in that car fighting Zoe for what she said about her Jaden when he was underage

Zoe Kravitz is peak nepotism. Her mom stared in the 1st High Fidelity & they have the same face 😭

I'd 100% save the Skarsgårds because nobody, zombie, gang of post-apocalyptic survivors, or otherwise, is fucking with me if I'm riding with Pennywise and Eric Northman. Only those two though. There are too many Skarsgårds. Then I'd have Billie (and if she was still alive Carrie too as another nepo baby), Maude and Zoe.

jack quaid would absolutely understand you not taking him in because of the iconic girlies you'd save. also, you not wanting to leave john david washington is such a mood

i appreciate carley so much that i watch her sponsorship bit all the way through and if that isn't love i don't know what is

Honestly, apart from keeping Maude, I totally agree! Also the Skarsgards baaaaarely count as nepo somehow so I'm not mad they're left behind? Also there's loads of them, they'll be fine.

woahh 2 vids in 2 days we are truly being fed so well

Lily Rose D is alsoooo the daughter of Vanessa Paradis a french singer, actrice, number 5 chanel icone

Last time I saw Rafferty Law he was a small child yelling, "Daddy, daddy, I hate you, daddy" because Jude Law wouldn't let him ride the escalator in the store I worked at. Sort of lost track of him after that though.

I’m so glad you kept Maya Hawke. I love her music and her movies and she seems like a genuinely good and nice person

Didn’t Dakota Johnson say some really f*caked up stuff about me too and was defending Johnny depp, shia labeouf and armie hammer

the way i just KNEW that there would be a 6th one because carley would not be able to choose. honestly same bestie.

The fact that Dakota is basically Apple’s stepmother😂😂

I have some goodwill towards Apple because she openly roasts her mother on social media, but there's no one I'd kick out for her. I hope she and Lily Collins find a safe cave together or something.

I’m not sure if Dakota Johnson would get in the car for me, but I would at least attempt to make a makeshift seat on the roof for her because of the Ellen roast alone, maybe see if the boot had enough room for her to condense herself into

afraid uncarley validation may just be the only thing that can redeem half of them and i’m ready for it-

You should put the nepo babies in a Hunger Games simulator. Brantsteele has a pretty good one I used recently.

literally right before you got to john david washington i was like "hmm i feel like she's gonna stop kicking ppl out of the car and have them double buckle/sit on laps/etc" and then you hit me with the "he can go on the roof". iconic. 10/10

Dakota defended Hollywood men with allegations against them, a certain Shia and a certain Armie

The fact that Zoe and Jaden are both in this video and somehow Zoe is the one that made it 😂😭

should’ve kept mason gooding in the apocalyptic rescue vehicle solely bc he’s fine as hell

Kicking 2 out so queen Billie can put her feet up in the back seat like she deserves

My BIL knows Wyatt Russell and went to college with him, he said he was an entitled dick and who he portrays in FAWS is completely accurate to who he is as a person so you're not missing much by not having him

JDW doesn’t have to ride on the roof, IF Maya rides on the floor boards of the passenger seat like a little kid in the 80s. We’re saving nepo babies lives here!!

I need to see carley do the hunger games trend

this is a win, you saved everyone i would’ve saved. i think i would’ve saved the skarsgards over zoe but i think that’s just me loving some good old monsters.

I could literally watch carley talk about literal gibberish and still enjoy her videos !! Her ideas r just so original and fun. Ly Carley

I had no idea Jack Quaid is a nepo baby, but i loved him in the boys. (and his mom is LEGENDARY) He didn't come across, to me, as a nepo baby because I thought he had talent haha XD I guess it just runs in his family!

everyone say thank you for feeding us so well mother

There’s definitely nepotism in the modelling industry and athletics, similar to many cases of nepotism, the later success may be a result of talent or an intrinsic quality like beauty or athleticism, but the opportunities afforded by their connections can’t be discounted. Ignoring financial advantages; the opportunity to meet the best agents, receive the best coaching, or even just get a second look based on name recognition is an invaluable boon to those fortunate enough to benefit from it. From there they are always free to fail, neither of MJ’s sons are in the NBA but they did play in college and undoubtedly got a lot of attention as a result of who their father was.

“Queen of I whip my hair back and forth”

I love the Skarsgard brothers (and their dad).

OMG I’m so glad someone has voiced this about A Little Life. I have no idea why it’s so beloved. It was awful. And definitely a red flag

I love these niche topic and deep dive videos! The twilight one was the first video I watched of yours and now I need to watch them all

Mason Gooding is amazing. He is in Booksmart and Love Victor and I've seen a couple of his interviews and he seems like a very well spoken and thoughtful young man.

I have loved Carley already but I love her now even more for loving high fidelity. So underrated!

Finally, the A Little Life slander was so accurate! I really hate this book and am also immediately suspicious when I hear that someone holds it in high regard 😂

The best thing to happen to a Monday is for a chaotic Carley video to drop that makes me laugh and rewires my brain chemistry.

two videos so close together?? i live for these

I am living for this short but incredibly strong and hilarious content.

Thank you for giving so muxh content - its an unexpected treat!

CARLEY BEING ANTI DEPP I AM THRIVING

I really enjoy your videos! They are unhinged and sometimes harsh but since you almost warn at the start it enables me to choose if I’m in the mood for that kind of comedy.

This was a wild ride and honestly I’m here for every second of it

Content queen! Living for all of these videos!

thank u for blessing us on this monday. very needed.

my life/existence has been insanely hectic and this is exactly what I needed - tysm 🥰

Let's be honest we all knew Dakota would make it 😂😂

Your brain is SO HUGE!! This is inspired and such a great start to my day (I woke up at 6pm bc I'm sick), thank you for your tireless service!!

I found this channel literally 2 days ago and I already get so hyped when I see something posted

I'm on an Uncarley binge right now, and this was chefs kiss bloody good. What a beautiful Tuesday delight for my brain

Omg did not expect this dose of content bless you truly

I am living for the chaotic vibes and unhinged nature of this video. Cracking up sitting in the break room at work 😂😂😂

My favorite line for some reason was “write this down”, casually spoken as you were making the final rankings 😂

I don't know if you heard what Zoe Kravitz said about Jaden Smith when he was a minor... 😬 I don't really like her.

Maude, Mason, Maya, Dakota and Billie are coming with me whether they saving or not.

whoaaaaaa a double feature of uncarley???? we’re unworthy of such a gift ❤❤

watching this instead of studying for finals rn and am learning more than ever before

Great video 🙏🏻 I had no idea High Fidelity had been made into a show 🤯thank you for introducing me, Carly !

this is the best please keep this series

SO many hot takes in this video that i agreed with wholeheartedly. It felt like free therapy it's so validating. Thank you queen my soul is healed

OH MY GOSH THANK YOU NOBODY TALKS ABOUT THE HIGH FIDELITY REBOOT ITS PHENOMENAL

I have my chemistry finals tomorrow yet i chose to click this as soon as i saw it!!!! CARLEY ON TOP

Lol I’m blowing my brains out studying for AP psychology the day before the exam this is what I needed

This has to be one of my new favorites of your videos, I feel like every joke had me CACKLING

“i hate to kill her but she sucks” is the vibe for this entire vid

2 videos back to back? you go girlboss queen!!!

I LOVE THE STUCK IN LOVE NOD BEC YES IT IS REALLY GOOD!!

this was genuinely the best case scenario. you’re so right.

i mainly know lily collins from "to the bone", maude from "euphoria", billie

Hey Carley! I mentioned a few weeks ago that you inspired me to get back into reading by sight and I'd finally done it. Well now I've finished that book! 🥳

You hate the wife beater I LOVE YOUUUUUU

Omg I always use the nepo athlete argument. You’re so right for that one.

I’m so glad I finally heard someone else sing the praises of Stuck In Love!! Truly an iconic movie. I’ll subscribe for that lol 😂

Seeing this video pop out right after the previous one is a gift I didn’t even dare to ask

Maya is a QUEEN. I literally dont care who else is in the care as long as she's in the front with me.

I cannot thank u enough for ur take on A Little Life, if I could unread those 800 pages I would

I’m loving the chaotic videos truly

I honestly felt like a crazy person when people started talking about Brooklyn Beckham and Nicola Peltz, like, how did they get there? I didn’t see them coming at all and they’re already there?! Am I in a parallel universe? Wtf are they, I couldn’t care less