Trump is DEFINITELY NOT WORRIED About Coronavirus
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Күн бұрынThe Pope encouraged people to stop insulting each other on the internet, Democrats engaged in a good deal of back-and-forth during the debate in South Carolina, Mike Pence weighs in on candidates, Jimmy and Guillermo reveal a new greeting to use now that there are concerns about Coronavirus, and Donald Trump held a press conference to reassure us that the virus is completely under control.
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Trump is DEFINITELY NOT WORRIED About Coronavirus
• Trump is DEFINITELY NO...
@meghan11 4 жыл бұрын
“the us is the most prepared country for the coronavirus” well played
@nostalgicnickbrierley2654 4 жыл бұрын
Omg Ik, 1)prepared like a 5 course meal. 2)Prepared to lose the most, 3)prepared to be dissapointed. 4)most prepared to spread and obsorb lies. 5)prepared the most to lose our jobs. 6)prepared the most to lose our cancer surviving Vietnam vets!!!!! smmfh, sad asf living threw all that to die from a virus they caught from younger family members cause the quarantine.
@beverlydwyer5162 4 жыл бұрын
I think not.....
@adityadeni6518 4 жыл бұрын
Prepared to be the first country with most cases lol
@Tniov 3 жыл бұрын
US JUST NAABS PPL
@diobrando2425 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao now they have the most cases in the world
@sixela3455 4 жыл бұрын
At 7:50 I was thinking “damn, Trump actually had a decent tweet for once” and then it turned out, Jimmy was just messing with us 🤣
@jorgeechevarria3695 4 жыл бұрын
He blew my mind thinking it was true😂😂😂
@dawnstanley1733 4 жыл бұрын
Lol😂 that was too funny!!
@noparley9256 4 жыл бұрын
IKR
@1cyanideghost 4 жыл бұрын
😂🤣 I knew it was a bit. He's been doing that quite a lot lately even with the "3 cases of coronavirus in studio" he did the other night
@nomoreratrace8090 4 жыл бұрын
I was looking at my screen sideways when Kimmel showed that tweet. I said there's no way #45 wrote a heartfelt and easily understandable tweet. Then I realized that I had been hoodwinked, bamboozled, lead-astray, flim-flammed -- Hit with that ol' banana in the tailpipe! XDXDXD
@killazz13 3 жыл бұрын
who is here after he tested positive?
@chintamanisantoshkumar8977 3 жыл бұрын
Yes Im
@danteseye6832 3 жыл бұрын
YES!I AM!
@hola-zj3nr 3 жыл бұрын
Presente :v
@cryingjordan8382 3 жыл бұрын
IT EEZ WHAT IT EEZ
@Cybernaut551 3 жыл бұрын
Here.
@RangaShenalDhamsi 3 жыл бұрын
How the tables have turned 😂
@magicsantos2681 4 жыл бұрын
Now you have your own lunatic dictator! BRAVO U.S!👏WELL DONE! 🤔👌👍😄
@mcdutch83 4 жыл бұрын
MagicSantos I just want to let you know that not all of us are complete morons that think trump was a good idea. I for one am embarrassed to be an American at the moment.
@veragarcia6394 4 жыл бұрын
You obviously have no idea what a dictator is if you think Trump is actually one. What's a dictator?
@Gonzuh 4 жыл бұрын
Trump 2020
@TTownTim 4 жыл бұрын
@@Gonzuhyeah!!>.. trumpers loves the BAby RAper in Chief!!!
@seriesjunkie0074 4 жыл бұрын
@Michaels amazing videos is another Trump university graduate! He has also survived Windmill cancer, the war on Christmas and the Bowling Green Massacre, volunteered to rake the Forrest, build the moot and the wall in Colorado, provided Trump with covfefe and hamberders. And he's currently forming a team to survey the Mars/Moon and calculate tariffs on the Mars/Moon cheese.
@paqman5459 4 жыл бұрын
The raising hand bit was just great...😂😂😂
@nomoreratrace8090 4 жыл бұрын
Moderator: "Who still has to use the bathroom?" Bernie: Puts up hand!!!!!!!! Moderator: "Senator Sanders you're going to have to hold it...." Bernie: Throws up hands in disgust... Moderator: "Who ordered the jar of mayonnaise?" Boot Edge Edge: Smiles in a kid-like fashion and raises hand!!!! Moderator: "Who ordered the corn-beef?" Bernie: Raises hand and two fingers!!!!!! Moderator: "Lastly, is there anyone who knows they should not be here?" Tom Steyer: Slowly raises his hand!!!!! That piece was freakin' gold!!!!!!!! XDXDXDXDXD
@paqman5459 4 жыл бұрын
@@nomoreratrace8090 I agree it was gold , it looked real ...
@ssdtrain1 4 жыл бұрын
That was hilarious !!
@krism6081 4 жыл бұрын
Too funny🤣
@Cybernaut551 3 жыл бұрын
Indeed.
@lovelynae7683 4 жыл бұрын
He’s funny AF for that r kelly add in 😂
@MrDigztheswagking 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@user-zh5sm7gr6q 4 жыл бұрын
the cover is very funny, Lol
@drphot6050 4 жыл бұрын
Damn near took me out with that ish 😂
@notneemsupreme 3 жыл бұрын
Damn. This aged well.
@Mantreaus 4 жыл бұрын
"You probably won't die, But if You do blame Mike Pence, I put Him in Charge."
@joannajamerson35 4 жыл бұрын
Thats pretty much it
@pbrucpaul 4 жыл бұрын
What can you expect from a 9 year old BRAT in a 73 year old OrangeAss body?
@mm12345777 4 жыл бұрын
Yup, that's exactly why he did that. And also because he doesn't like doing anything himself.
@anthonyrodriguez625 4 жыл бұрын
brooks hahhahahahaha, that's a good one
@BlackEpyon 4 жыл бұрын
If there's one thing I've come to rely on Trump to do, it's to fill his administration with the LEAST qualified people within arms reach.
@Mia7470 4 жыл бұрын
....everyone is gonna start bumping knees now. thanks Jimmy
@abortretryfail9350 4 жыл бұрын
You gotta admit, it _would_ make for some pretty hilarious sidewalk scenes, I mean, "Ministry of silly walks" funny. It would be too good to be true if it caught on, "black tie" social functions would look like a bunch of penguins in a mating ritual, I predict viral videos, leaked by the "staff", would ensue... 😂
@kataheresova6843 4 жыл бұрын
If you can't spell it, you can't catch it. LMAO 😂😂😂
@townsendjean 4 жыл бұрын
On trump it has long since passed the point where I asked myself “What does this guy take us for?” I could tolerate ignorance and stupidity to a point, but not for someone who is proud of it.
@marcusshirley5624 4 жыл бұрын
Then how do you with stand yourself?
@xCkillaxC 4 жыл бұрын
Trump his horrible when it comes to social issues in every aspect. But he is amazing at keeping this economy great. The stock market at the moment isn’t his fault but I’m surprised the Dems haven’t blamed that on him.
@apacolypz11 4 жыл бұрын
YOOOO that R Kelly insert had me so weak AF! Jimmy man you never fail me LMAO!
@trnharris 4 жыл бұрын
😆😂
@MCC1591 4 жыл бұрын
Same lmao
@torytrice4016 4 жыл бұрын
Ha ha ha
@keilabolen3548 4 жыл бұрын
That whole monster truck rally analogy reminded me way too much of Idiocracy
@laurakuhn8743 4 жыл бұрын
This whole administration would have to really work hard to get up to the level of Idiocracy. President Camacho really cared for the country
@laurakuhn8743 4 жыл бұрын
@Richard Conner He cared for the U S though
@Glenetteblessed 4 жыл бұрын
@@laurakuhn8743 lol I agree
@princeofallnegros4035 4 жыл бұрын
What what is idiocracy? Your mom? Oh ok. Trump 2020
@thedesertsux 4 жыл бұрын
It was pretty awesome though
@sadmanhasan3179 4 жыл бұрын
Name of the campaign: "CARONAVIRUS" Slogan: "If you can't spell it, you can't catch it" yeah baby...cmon "chockers" lets make a team 😎
@sinupnext6669 3 жыл бұрын
And now he has it
@johnkiri4310 4 жыл бұрын
Guillermo for President
@IdkIdk-zs6xo 4 жыл бұрын
John Kiri yes plz
@JAT-qr8eq 4 жыл бұрын
It can't be any worse than it now. Make it into law for Free Taco & Beer on Tuesdays nationwide And Jimmy of V.P
@visoroverwatch3247 4 жыл бұрын
lol he can barely speak English....
@philipclayberg4928 4 жыл бұрын
He speaks it better than Trump does.
@zapataboxing861 4 жыл бұрын
@@visoroverwatch3247 he speaks better then first lady porn who can be found on websites such as porn hub youporn etc
@privateprivate5302 4 жыл бұрын
they waved their hands in the air like they just don't medicare.....dead
@Mygardenslittlevisitors 4 жыл бұрын
Oh that makes sense.. I thought he said they just don't care but laughed a bit at the end so it sounded funny this is so much better!
@tombell7455 4 жыл бұрын
9:42 - My favorite part..."I hope the virus isn't spread by kissing ass because if it is, they've got the wrong guy." LMAO
@sschreck 4 жыл бұрын
I was The 20th like 🤓
@beverlydwyer5162 4 жыл бұрын
You got that right...
@koffiecake 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@hamzabasam1045 3 жыл бұрын
*Who's watching this now that he has tested positive for coronavirus?*
@father_archives 3 жыл бұрын
Me lol
@xxmidnightxx3822 3 жыл бұрын
he made my day:)
@matthewdenbow1234 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't know Mike Pence actually spoke.....
@holoeveryone8105 4 жыл бұрын
Me either
@LiliaSahanova 4 жыл бұрын
You guys will have another 4 years to figure it out.
@austinwhite1268 4 жыл бұрын
No, he just stands there in sheer horror as his political future is ruined, by a child who has less political experience than he has. If VP Pence were smart, he would resign, that way, Nancy Pelosi would be VP.
@Stacey6988 4 жыл бұрын
Matthew Denbow They moved him from the shelf. Now he’ll never talk again :(.
@sidesw1pe 4 жыл бұрын
True I think this is the first time I've seen him talking.
@lightningrOdZ16 4 жыл бұрын
Every time I hear Mike Pence talk, I swear I’ve never heard him talk, guy is so bland
@AFishBicycle 4 жыл бұрын
It’s the sound of mayonnaise talking
@magicmarker7047 4 жыл бұрын
I really want to hear what Mikey has to say when he finds out that he has just been made Trump's "scapegoat".
@nokedjohnson8244 4 жыл бұрын
Me too🤣🤣🤣🤣
@katiekarakondis3348 4 жыл бұрын
bland as his complexion
@robinjohnson8149 4 жыл бұрын
Pence has always been on the Fence.
@user-ke4oz9rz8x 3 жыл бұрын
I'm here for the same reason as you...
@behindyou8736 4 жыл бұрын
Jimmy: “Go back to your spot” Guillermo” “ok❤️” Man, I love Guillermo!
@Cybernaut551 3 жыл бұрын
Guillermo is a legend.
@MD-wk3gj 4 жыл бұрын
Mike Pence will formally announce his plan to deal with the coronavirus: “Thoughts and Prayers”.
@MrZwartwit 4 жыл бұрын
Thoughts, prayers and kissing asses
@cindyadkins135 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh, so true!!
@1cyanideghost 4 жыл бұрын
@Nevuah Gallery nah, 1 to 1.5 years until phase and 2 trials finish and vaccine possibly hits the market.
@avagaler7867 4 жыл бұрын
Trump just handed Pence all the blame for his failure. Shutting down the National Pandemic Response post in Homeland Security- Slashing Center for Disease Control budget every year and in upcoming budget. Trump had Pompeo override CDC RECOMMENDATION TO NOT LET THOSE WITH CORONAVIRUS TRAVEL BACK TO US WITH UNINFECTED PASSENGERS.
@H1delta 4 жыл бұрын
He'll be able to find a cure for caronavirus. Unfortunately, he won't be able to find one for coronavirus.
@adtsaran 4 жыл бұрын
I'm from India and I'm kinda jealous after seeing this, how much freedom you have in USA to express anything 😟
@sharongillesp 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, like stupidity. You're absolutely right. I use to think we were at least one of the greatest countries in the world..then we got Trump and a "no backbone congress."
@sheetalnair1162 4 жыл бұрын
You come from a country where you have ultimate freedom of expression. Who's stopping you dude.
@pizzamain5714 4 жыл бұрын
S. Gillespie. Well trump is a good president.
@erikdalna211 4 жыл бұрын
PricklyTrees nope, just another idiot.
@chaitanyatalegaonkar8629 4 жыл бұрын
In India everybody makes gross memes of Modi and Rahul.. no such thing in USA..
@davidm.9026 4 жыл бұрын
Pence is so life-like. You'd never know he is a cyborg.
@dalepeto9620 4 жыл бұрын
I thought he was lobotomized and castrated
@Jet-rx1ji 4 жыл бұрын
I’d say he’s more like a muppet. He has Chump’s tiny hand shoved up his ass.
@koffiecake 4 жыл бұрын
Wut
@littleghostfilms3012 3 жыл бұрын
He's a Christborg
@skyekh33 4 жыл бұрын
The man doesn’t believe in science 🤦🏼♀️
@waves5114 4 жыл бұрын
@SmokeKing33 Yes you can lol you just did
@waves5114 4 жыл бұрын
Might I remind you that the left believes men can have periods
@skywolf2012 4 жыл бұрын
He worships hisself😅😅😷
@xRANZIDx 4 жыл бұрын
The sane major of us leftists don't, don't group us with those freaks
@skywolf2012 4 жыл бұрын
@SmokeKing33 The virus is making lots and lots of money just follow the money and focus on those who are not afraid..😅😷😅😷
@Andre78923 4 жыл бұрын
This is the decade of crazy dictators. Really what is wrong with the planet.
@sleppyjoe4922 4 жыл бұрын
65 million voters
@gauravsolanki4794 4 жыл бұрын
People can't mock dictators in their country. Jst Saying.
@mikegagne3263 4 жыл бұрын
Does seem to be the contemporary zeitgeist.
@welcometolife4237 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone will die anyway even their bloodline. Just enjoy the show
@nothingatall3432 4 жыл бұрын
Richard Parker electoral college sorry we won’t let mob rule choose our leadership
@andrewhoye6355 4 жыл бұрын
Jimmy should've said to Guillermo "go back to your joint" instead of "spot". Missed opportunity.
@coleenparsons4905 4 жыл бұрын
He's saving that for after Easter. There's sure to be oppotunity then. Also, can't spell "spot" without "pot".
@kendomyers 4 жыл бұрын
He was too stoned to get it right
@arizona6494 4 жыл бұрын
LOLOLOL!!! Good one~
@kendomyers 4 жыл бұрын
@Vash TheStampede YOLO
@repliedreplied5552 4 жыл бұрын
@Vash TheStampede yes they do.
@RAPTOR-zo7gt 3 жыл бұрын
Oh oh oh, how the turn tables
@nightknight9415 4 жыл бұрын
George Washington : "I cannot tell a lie." tRump : "I cannot tell the truth." tRump voter : "I cannot tell the difference!"
@jaysonr9890 4 жыл бұрын
Night Knight I am most likely going to vote trump and that’s because of the facts and not the lies. So your uhh wrong there buddy.
@jerryrichardson2799 4 жыл бұрын
Sums up the current political environment.
@TelikiMouse 4 жыл бұрын
@Tommy Middlefinger you just proved his point
@TelikiMouse 4 жыл бұрын
@@jaysonr9890 he has thousands of confirmed lies.
@nightknight9415 4 жыл бұрын
@Tommy Middlefinger & @Jayson 👈 These clowns were brainwashed by Faux "news" & poorly educated at tRump University! Then they got exposed by drinking the circus peanut orange koolaid from the Liar-In-Chief's cult of ignorance. Agolf Twittler is a narcissistic, amoral, draft dodger who only serves himself & uses military heroes as props. He stole from his own sham charity & hides his tax returns after declaring bankruptcy 6x & losing 1.2 BILLION dollars in just a decade. His hair is a microcosm of his corruption...one long coverup. Don't worry blind cult followers, tRump will be certain to save you right after his BS bone spurs heal up! 😁😄😂🤣 ✅MATE!
@uyhawirt 4 жыл бұрын
Best punchline 2020 "i hope the virus doesnt spread by kissing ass" kimmel nailed it
@nothingatall3432 4 жыл бұрын
Notice how he said “the last thing we need a monster truck rolling over us” honestly he’s probably working for these politicians
@laurakuhn8743 4 жыл бұрын
That is the most animated I have ever seen Mike Pence
@joannajamerson35 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@kasnitch 4 жыл бұрын
@Lumis Sappier yep ... the charging cable goes up his ass at night .
@elizabetholiviaclark 4 жыл бұрын
John Oliver did an episode about him you might find interesting.
@laurakuhn8743 4 жыл бұрын
@@elizabetholiviaclark And his Bunny Marlon Bundo falling in love with Westley. Yes!!!
@talknow2859 4 жыл бұрын
"He's really very expert" and "I'll be announcing it exactly right now". You know, one's got to wonder if we're still in the real world when the President of the United States speaks like he's been drinking heavily. ... I'd be worried if my five-year old coins his grammar that way.
@conniecrawford5231 4 жыл бұрын
Talk Now We need to work to save all the children and adults in the world. I am more afraid for my children and grandchildren than I am for myself. They have their whole lives ahead of them!
@OGitGirlJess 4 жыл бұрын
Talk Now Well the guy that wrote his book did confirm that ole Donnie Don has the reading & writing level of an 8th-9th grader!!! 😩😩😩
@OGitGirlJess 4 жыл бұрын
Nicu Chereji And I’m starting to think you’re not capable of thinking for yourself!
@imasimp4243 4 жыл бұрын
"smh head"
@kelador80 4 жыл бұрын
The demolition derby analogy was actually pretty good. Surprised by Pence on that one.
@UssyMustyYS 4 жыл бұрын
That debate bit was hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣
@andracoz 4 жыл бұрын
I encourage the pope to take a closer look at his organisation and to stop hiding the criminals within.
@andracoz 4 жыл бұрын
@Jennifer Erickson That's a different group of criminals for sure.
@augustlandmesser1520 4 жыл бұрын
Just google "pope Francis Vatican reforms" instead of parroting platitudes.
@andracoz 4 жыл бұрын
@@augustlandmesser1520 Looking something up and the declaration of reform is far from it actually happening. We will believe it when we see it, right now his opinions are worthless without visable actions.
@mpaczkow 4 жыл бұрын
I found Pence’s metaphor hilarious. Reminded me of the movie “Idiocracy” - actually our whole situation since Trump’s election reminds me of that movie.
@brianvulgaris6288 4 жыл бұрын
TRUMP: "he's really very expert" nothing like calming fears with clear communication!
@agh9224 4 жыл бұрын
Speaking about “clear communication”, let’s talk about the democratic debate. Nothin like a free trump ad
@agh9224 4 жыл бұрын
Rick Ton ignorance? Please. Elaborate. How am I ignorant. I wanna hear this
@ashleymaluu3674 4 жыл бұрын
🤪🤪😭😭 obama was a sophisticated, elegant dignified man and President Trump is trashy
@agh9224 4 жыл бұрын
Ashley Maluu too bad Obama was a dumbass
@alphachief. 4 жыл бұрын
I don't get it why he's so rude to Guillermo. I get it he's trying to be funny, may be I'm just not getting his humour. Although telling someone "go back to your spot" and belittling someone when chance comes, is not really funny. IMO
@1cyanideghost 4 жыл бұрын
It's definitely something I find deeply troubling
@larkvarhees9177 4 жыл бұрын
That's literally what Guillermo is there for, he is the comic relief character. You guys are just being overly sensitive. I bet you guys are white
@thehellyousay 4 жыл бұрын
You do get that this is scripted, don't you?
@extremepctech 4 жыл бұрын
I don’t think what William said was scripted..come on weed? I think kimmel was making him rethink what he said ..when he said wheat.
@PM-tx8co 4 жыл бұрын
I totally agree. I think it very unnecessary and it totally belittles him. It makes me sad that Jimmy did this. It makes me want to stop watching because I get embarrassed for Guillermo. And I am Mexican not white. The whole “wheat” thing was also very very unnecessary. He makes fun of Trump for the way he talks about immigrants and although he’s not as bad as Trump. He should uplift Guillermo and not make him look bad in front of everyone
@cccckxcckeo 4 жыл бұрын
Guillermo smoking that whole grain 😂
@HorseMuse 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone else not like how he speaks to Guillermo ? The only thing I don't like about Jimmy. "Go back to your spot!" Really...
@Trilluminati713 4 жыл бұрын
HorseMuse rich liberals ...
@joelcampos8795 4 жыл бұрын
It's a joke (not a very good one but still.) I'm sure he doesn't actually talk to him like that.
@mornedunn 3 жыл бұрын
So strange to watch this clip today in retrospect, and all that is happening in the world... Love your show Jimmy! From Johannesburg, South Africa
@drod16thereal37 4 жыл бұрын
Jimmy you’re a good dude. Keep making us laugh.
@USUG0 4 жыл бұрын
Pence plan to confront the virus: prayers and abstinence
@2380Shaw 4 жыл бұрын
Plus taking away health care from the poorest.
@kbb6279 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂👍👏
4 жыл бұрын
Add in Tylenol and Primatene tablets and that's all you need.
@hazukichanx408 4 жыл бұрын
*Gently locks him in a tiny room with a heaping of viral matter, a prayer book and a cold towel* Lemme know how that turns out, Pencey
@phoenixd9679 4 жыл бұрын
Wow !!! Thank you Jimmy 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@alexr.5389 4 жыл бұрын
love you jimmy, another good one.
@waltergodsoe5526 4 жыл бұрын
Sanders 2020 Reach Out Reach Up America Awakens
@marcusshirley5624 4 жыл бұрын
TRUMP 2020
@waltergodsoe5526 4 жыл бұрын
@First name last name Your funny
@s.b6688 4 жыл бұрын
First name last name it’s not communism buddy it’s, say it with me..... socialism. And I can’t believe you hate your fellow man so much that you’re against it.
@waltergodsoe5526 4 жыл бұрын
@@s.b6688 Huh?
@s.b6688 4 жыл бұрын
Walter Godsoe huh?
@stevesloan7132 4 жыл бұрын
Pence is from a small town?! And here I thought that he was an escapee from an embalming parlour. Who knew?!
@JB-xl2jc 4 жыл бұрын
Steve Sloan I always assumed it was a spawning pool, given his snakelike features
@johnhearn5043 4 жыл бұрын
That's a good one, always was Afraid of the place. It's a very Suspicious place, and I confess I wasn't the sharpest tool in the Shed. And then I joined the Air Force, so you know I'm An idiot.
@WeedWhacker2010 4 жыл бұрын
@Beyonce big booty OR Coronavirus You truly are either A): A total tool or; B): A complete imbecile. I say *BOTH*.
@stevesloan7132 4 жыл бұрын
@@WeedWhacker2010 I stand in awe of your towering intellect.I am as nothing compared to you. You have beaten me down with you're perspicacity, and acumen. You must be a true genius. Are you from Russia? You must be. Because only A Russian could be so brilliant!
@stevesloan7132 4 жыл бұрын
@Beyonce big booty OR Coronavirus So, they really aren't just a couple of rouge cheecked store window dummies proped up in the front window out there in Washington? Gosh. I stand corrected.
@ryanvalade6727 4 жыл бұрын
I thought the hello in New York was the middle finger
@JasonNation72 4 жыл бұрын
Now that I look at Mike Pence, I can't help but think about Beck Bennett from SNL, they kind of look alike.
@MrRjhyt 4 жыл бұрын
I wonder how well these Coronavirus jokes will age in a month. Hopefully forgotten, and not horrifically.
@zacquinn 3 жыл бұрын
Hahhgahahahhhhhhh
@pyramidhead6998 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@fmdsg 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@erickgonzalez3828 4 жыл бұрын
Love how Guillermo outta no where confesses he smokes pot! 🤣😂🤣😂 “That explains a lot!”- Jimmy 😂😂😂😂 All these years and never would’ve known
@dawnstanley1733 4 жыл бұрын
That was pretty damn funny!!😂
@XAVIERCUERVO 4 жыл бұрын
He learned that from jimmy
@asiandramamama 4 жыл бұрын
He probably took it up after that slide incident.
@venkideshk2413 4 жыл бұрын
5:50 He is definitely advertising Tesla truck. "There's going to be a monster truck with a T on the Hood"..😆😅😁
@Talia.777 4 жыл бұрын
😁😁😁
@Danny-yi2bf 4 жыл бұрын
Just watched the original press conference with Trump talking about the virus and said the Number one priority is the health and safety of the American people. Now, look.... I don’t have a dog in this fight (right or left) but after watching that Press conference and feeling good about what the President said and right under that video I seen Jimmy Kimmel “Trump is Definitely not worried about virus” this is why I can’t stand Hollywood right now. Everyone is so scared to get cancelled.
@UnequallyYolkedCouple 4 жыл бұрын
I needed this laugh, thanks!
@frankmunoz2232 4 жыл бұрын
WE NEED HIM OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE.
@BAKER22-l4u 4 жыл бұрын
NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN
@sharongillesp 4 жыл бұрын
We need him locked up to protect the innocent .
@bakaron7842 4 жыл бұрын
S. Gillespie we need the Democrats locked up to save America!!!!
@mikeock3164 4 жыл бұрын
you just made my night 😂😂
@yourenough3 4 жыл бұрын
I could watch these skits all day. You know it really helps to take my mind off of the fear of the coronavirus. These are just beyond funny. I am usually in bed when Jimmy Kimmel comes on because I have a daughter that goes to school. I need to look into DVR. Thanks for the laughs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
@jjmac3561 4 жыл бұрын
"I know the best words"........."Leightweight chocker"....... He doesn't know the best words, he can't spell the few he does know, he struggles to even say them!
@jackmcandle6955 4 жыл бұрын
I really think he wanted to say cocksu...r and came up with chocker at the last second for the press
@couragekarnga8735 4 жыл бұрын
He can't even spell his own name!
@jjmac3561 4 жыл бұрын
@Jimmy the crybaby weasel Kimmel wow, you are a special kind of stupid. No wonder he loves the uneducated.
@jjmac3561 4 жыл бұрын
@@jackmcandle6955 but he can't even spell lightweight, is his phone so cheap that it doesn't have spellchecker lol
@luispiros 4 жыл бұрын
“Like the just don’t Medicare” good one yimmy
@charlesm5783 4 жыл бұрын
Medicaid
@austinwhite1268 4 жыл бұрын
It does not matter, both men seem to hate both.
@UKindness4 4 жыл бұрын
Well most birds are afraid of people but one comes to Bernie - it knew his genuine kind heart!
@RJavierYepesDeV 4 жыл бұрын
You are hilarious! Quito-Ecuador 2020
@grahameaton2329 4 жыл бұрын
Given that any negative news on Coronavirus adversely affects the Stock Market do you really believe that we will get honest updates from this administration?
@nickthompson1812 4 жыл бұрын
Graham Eaton well said. I think it was pretty telling once he started blaming “the democratic nominee” for the stock market decline.
@jfoster2488 4 жыл бұрын
Kinda sad how the American populace has become so easily Hoodwinked.. Or maybe they've managed to rally all the people who swear the WWE is real...
@grahameaton2329 4 жыл бұрын
jfoster2488 ..unfortunately your average Trump supporter would believe covid -19 is a virus spread by Hilary’s emails if he told them so.
@anupamchakrawarti1803 4 жыл бұрын
The Patella Hello ! Are you kidding me ? Why re-invent the wheel when you got "Namaste" 🙏 ?
@davidk4278 4 жыл бұрын
Jimmy: orange man bad... Liberals: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@sdagoth3037 4 жыл бұрын
As opposed to conservatives, who aren't funny and have no comedians in the first place.
@davidk4278 4 жыл бұрын
SDagoth yes you’re right. Liberals are a joke. 🤦♂️
@fds7476 4 жыл бұрын
Trumpists: Orange man good...
@jamescwolf 4 жыл бұрын
LOVE the mini skit at 1:54 !!! Who ordered the pastrami sandwich? Hilarious!
@Cys62 4 жыл бұрын
Pence looks dammed tense and stiff... i wonder why...
@sharongillesp 4 жыл бұрын
His whole demeanor is fake.
@Mantric1 4 жыл бұрын
Battery low mode.
@kayomholt-montague7661 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe he hasn't had any nooky for a while . . . . . . .?
@maxxmabemwe4859 4 жыл бұрын
Stick up his ass.
@carlosrfonseca 4 жыл бұрын
"expert at the field" and "Mike Pence" are two expressions I though I'd never see together in the same sentence, and yet, here we are.
@sharongillesp 4 жыл бұрын
Carlos you're absolutely right! It's called an oxymoron...really! Oxy-MORON as in Trump/Pence are morons.
@kbb6279 4 жыл бұрын
😂👍
@beatricearie 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha this is a really funny one! Haven’t heard that from you in a very long time Jimmy!
@karenfitzpatrick6256 4 жыл бұрын
The "Patella Hello" is a great idea. Though the slight bow (or female curtsy bow) involves no touching and requires space between greeters. Hand shaking and kissing are DEFINITE NO-NO's !
@silverslider562 4 жыл бұрын
“He is really very expert in the field” Jesus the President is really very not an expert in the field of grammar
@cruxofdo6481 4 жыл бұрын
So aren’t you
@prophecy9070 4 жыл бұрын
So are you not
@libertystate7088 4 жыл бұрын
Look at what you just wrote. OMG Trump 2020
@judywaits4u 4 жыл бұрын
When talking about "Chockers" he is talking about those men who used to run out and put those wooden blocks under the wheels of planes!
@judywaits4u 4 жыл бұрын
@Robin Justice It was not intended to make sense.
@billburros5343 4 жыл бұрын
they still do that...every time a plane comes to a stop at the gate
@judywaits4u 4 жыл бұрын
@Robin Justice Because nothing Trump says makes much sense. He has this thing for suddenly changing the subject mid-sentence.
@jadibrahim4521 4 жыл бұрын
Judith Aldridge do you think we care
@georgeanderson5766 4 жыл бұрын
Hello lets talk
@jadeanderson1743 4 жыл бұрын
Lol the monster truck! 😂 🤦🏻♀️
@fruitypavlova9714 4 жыл бұрын
We live in a age where even 'the Pope' gets roasted & trolled. 😂🤦🏻♀️
@BarefootVlogger 4 жыл бұрын
3 days ago tweet from Trump: "Stock market starting to look good to me". It looks a lot better now but not as good as it will tomorrow.
@OGitGirlJess 4 жыл бұрын
Keto Beach 🤣🤣🤣
@ZAKKt01 4 жыл бұрын
He probably bought pandemic bonds, actually a thing by the world bank since 2017 I guess
@judthchrismon3345 4 жыл бұрын
What credentials does Mike pence have to make him a expert in medicine especially the Coronavirus?
@dalepeto9620 4 жыл бұрын
He's a expert in medicine because he has undergone 2 medical procedures: lobotomy and castration.
@judthchrismon3345 4 жыл бұрын
@@dalepeto9620 😂😂😂😍
@dalepeto9620 4 жыл бұрын
@First name last nameThe republicant party Quayle, Bush, Mike Brown, (heckuva job Brownie) Palin, tump and Pence a regular Mt. Rushmore of stupidity
@jeffrey6511 4 жыл бұрын
Dale Peto LMFAO!!! 😂😂😂😂
@dalpowers 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣😂 When I saw Kelly Smdhlls
@maquisasmr3607 4 жыл бұрын
The political system is Everywhere....😵 It's overwhelming
@sahilkhemka182 4 жыл бұрын
trump needs grammerly.
@patriciahinojosa3177 4 жыл бұрын
I love this show, Jimmy k is awesome, especially when he does trump's voice. 😂
4 жыл бұрын
@I.Q. by race- "especially if you were to die a miserable death."
@Manava2012 4 жыл бұрын
I am gonna try this new greeting style tomorrow :)
@tselengbotlhole750 4 жыл бұрын
The Patella Hello 🤣🤣
@xxbaseballdude16xx 4 жыл бұрын
It’s all fun and memes until we are all deathly sick in less than a month...
@UmerMumtaz 4 жыл бұрын
Ironic : An Orange Virus in the Whitehouse is talking about another Virus!
@behandlungsuneinsichtigerp7328 4 жыл бұрын
orange man bad
@gamingisfun8386 4 жыл бұрын
WOW!!!!!!
@todarislife8595 4 жыл бұрын
The Edit Of R. Kelly Took Me OUT 🗣🤣🤣
@ripadipaflipa4672 4 жыл бұрын
Take the money and give it to lower incomers for changing the “dictioral “ college
@chickenflower4829 4 жыл бұрын
He’s more worried when economy goes downhill bc economy is the only thing he can brag about himself
@zedcartwright5267 4 жыл бұрын
@Ministry of Truth 1984 z
@nicu39chereji 4 жыл бұрын
Chicken Flower that’s right because if not Americans will eat each other , you just heard about corona virus and all shelves at superstore got empty, so someone has to keep Americans big bellies full so they won’t end up eating each other
@sangjeongkimcho293 4 жыл бұрын
WHEAT? LOL!!!! I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING THEN HE ASKED THE QUESTION XD
@shacxchase6911 4 жыл бұрын
FYI the work Chocker is a British slang meaning fed up or irritated
@golfncrypto1542 4 жыл бұрын
As long as late night hosts are more worried about Trump than the virus, I’m not worried one bit.
@MilesBellas 4 жыл бұрын
9:24 "really very expert"
@itsmewende 4 жыл бұрын
I hope beyond hope, I see a couple of people doing the patella hello while out and about today. This was I think the best monologue of all of late night.
@josephfalco3141 4 жыл бұрын
Monster Truck Presidency: anyone seen "Idiocracy"?
@seakelp3508 4 жыл бұрын
Is Mike Pence going to "pray away" the virus?
@TelikiMouse 4 жыл бұрын
Just like he does to the gays.
@AKATenn 4 жыл бұрын
I haven't stopped giving up for waaay more than 40 days.
@georgealerits1689 4 жыл бұрын
The political analysis is better on the late night shows than on any of the news shows.
@lightonstillwaters6789 4 жыл бұрын
Love the Patella Hello! Tried it out right away, Misunderstood by the cop in the elevator. Now I am in jail. At least they have wifi..☹️
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