Sounds like a "so bad its good" classic!!

M. Night Shyamalan presents......The Hellevator!!!!! Lighting in the background, MWAHAHA!!!

There is actually a show called Hellevator.

Fuck.

But that's a Terraria teeeeerm

thick and viscous?

Jeez somebody's thirsty for Malcolm

+Big Rick69 Aren't we all though?

+Sesseur I agree with you, but who are we kidding... Maturity and the internet...? Those things (sadly) don't go together very often...

*****​ I do have hopes for the human race, if we all chip in and do our bit, but the internet is a lost cause, I'm afraid...

that would have been amazing

YES OH GOD YES

hell yeah. pun 100% intended, fricks 0O0% given.

THEY ARE SAYING WHAT WE ARE ALL THINKING!

That would have been the ending for Satan's School for Girls. Oh wait, it was. Except Roy Thinnes lit a cigarette first and then disappeared.

I'm big chungus

I'm Rey Skywalker

I'm Iron Man

Haha, one of my favorite quotes ever.

And I'm javert

Yes

Don't drop your jelly-covered toast.

And the point of "Happy Feet" was... don't eat fish because the penguins are starving.

Yes, always use the stairs and you'll be healthier, do a lot of exercise, avoid the Devil and ruin your knees.

No you fucking idiot, it was a sequel to A Bug's Life.

I'm so glad that I'm not the only one who thought of this! XD

I eat it, duh.

If it's two different kinds, strawberry jelly and grape jelly, then the strawberry flavored one is jelly-side down and the Devil is near... (since it's the color of blood)

Flying spaghetti monster!

Well then it lands sideways. That's when you know you're fucked.

Oh Noes Nah, it should’ve been written as a lower case “stop that” that’s what makes the scene funny

"wait you can hear us now?"

no....bad....

😂😂😂😂

What?! No!

Fuck that would have been awesome

Oh my god that would have been amazing, your a much better writer than M.night Shamylan.

@@obiwankenobi9141 sadly, at this point, i think ALL of us can be a better writer than M. Night shyamalamadingdong

I wonder if that would work out for him to pray until the people in the elevator attacks one another. Because in movies featuring exorcisms would usually have the devil/demonic demon having a fit after the first two or three words

@@gianinabadami5341 well in proper/real exorcism, the person needs true faith in the words being spoken and the Christian God. So the devil could probably speak them harmlessly

Definitely

***** Bruh you joking right? Malcolm is the black guy

+{ Retro } He was the one in the black and red suit. You should watch more nostalgia critic videos if you get the chance. The way Nostalgia Critic makes the reviews but also does his own similar thing is cool. Malcolm is in a lot of the videos.

Malcolm is definitely my favorite. :)

Malcolm is one of my favorites besides Tamara.

You have to wonder how many takes it took tho....lol

Or how much Valium :D

i say they should use a piece of toast that doesnt have a bite out of it

Michael Peña?

You know what's funny? Toast will ALWAYS land jelly side down, since it is the heavier side.

"Don't make me poke you full of ho-ho-holes!"

Mine was "Don't make Santa gut you like an arctic seal!

This reminds me of that one Tourettes guy video: "The hell was that!? "Your son just fell down the stairs!" "Well, quit it!"

I'd love that

nope

Let's make that happen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd buy that.

I'll take one in XXXL :D

They shouldent even say it's the devil at the end. Just make it subtle though the whole movie. Give lil hints to a certain character that all lines up with the devil and never in the movie never decisively say it was him

It could also have been titled "Trapped"

I can actually imagine it all being better if it was the religious guy, like the ending is instead where almost everyone in the elevator is dead except for the last guy, the elevator lowers to one of the floors but stays closed, everybody leaves to go get the guy in the elevator except for the religious guy, he then reveals he is the Devil to the guy left alive and then leaves. Thus the guy is blamed as the killer and arrested, so in the end the people killed are dragged to hell and the last guy is arrested and put in jail for the rest of his life as he is blamed as the only possible culprit.

Destructive winds that is a much better ending

I reckon that should've called it 'hellevator'

True!

Me in 2021: let me check... *drops toast* *lands jelly down* ITS TRUE!!!

HA!...Like I haven't heard 2020 jokes before...

The demons work for god and jesus was just a mentali il person. No need to mock him

True

I always heard 333 was the number of the angels though. But 3am IS the witching hour as it seems paranormal activity occurs most commonly then.

The "Devils number" is actually 616

​@@spaomalleyI've heard it depends on the translation

I laughed waaaaay to hard.

That whole shot was entirely pointless

OH MY GODDD LOOOOOOL!!! XDDDD

Its feels like they just rough the ending out just so it matches the time limit

What a twist!

the balloon

Get some help

My favorite is the one at the end of war of the commercials Hey Jurks, Whata doing

Like when that ancient neigh omnipotent being tries to suck out your soul, get's a slap on the wrist: "bad thing, stop that."

Yeah, 'Goit's' deadpanning is a treasure.

Stairs kill 1,600 people yearly. Elevators kill about 15 (like FD2) Escalators, about 27. But the FD3 version is just STUPID. There are NO GEARS in the middle and it doesn't take 10 minutes! Sew the Chinese woman who got eaten by one. .scary af b/c nobody raises their voice and it's not even bloody.

Any other name really if m night shamalele wanted the poor twist to work at any level. The devil name would work if nothing supernatural happened.

I honestly wanna see that

Indeed, especially because some of the faults could be explained away, like the line about posing in photos, "Look, it's an unintended side effect of my presence. You think I choose to do that? That would be amazingly stupid. It's an unintended side effect that I didn't foresee until humanity invented cameras. God is the one with Omniscience not me. "

Also...Santa Claus being the actual Devil in disguise.

I read this right as I got to 19:01 Never thought about that before.

Plus, don't forget that when they're going to play the movie for the review, the "Devil" is the only one that's not showing "NOOOOO" like the others.

It's almost like a good twist has clues naturally woven into the story that makes you view the whole thing in a new way WITHOUT making the story boring on multiple viewings now that the twist is revealed.

Aidan Lappin In the typical hollywood sense, he is basically good. But the typical hollywood sense is very rarely anything like the actual biblical devil.

Aidan Lappin with bread! He tried to corrupt Jesus with bread!

He likes to torment everyone

Tater Down GIVE HIM ALL OUR MONEY YOU MY FRIEND WILL DO GREAT THINGS

Chief Shitlord Evil Dead kind of uses this theme

Same

And when they say nooo again he looks angry

"Hey,Is someone killin' someone else in there?" "...Yeah?" "Well Stop that."

Ema Cara "no no no stop that, stop that!

iiStarnet and the worst part is that shes a hypocrit she made a monster thats plays music

iiStarnet I'm the jelly side down

Also, Santa Christ was more aggressive, particularly at the toast.

So at the end Critic wrote a better twist than Shamalayan (don't know how to really write his name). What a cool piece of critic.

Psychronia Stick past the credits for another twist

Psychronia that's what makes Doug so good at his job

Well in the movie there's an obvious clue...the old woman's death was the least bloody and gruesome. She's just hung instead of a slit throat or broken neck.

😂😆🤣

Josh C you should write for movies

Josh C that!.... or

Josh C *crowd boos* yes yes I know but hear me out. Him sitting in his office and he eats a piece of toast while saying "hehe jelly side down" while chuckling and then your stuff happens

K

Everyone would've complained that there's no closure,this gives people the feeling that confessing makes you untouchable and a sense of a happy ending because the cop forgave his family's killer

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Zing! Now this was A HELL of a burn! ;)

sometimes good gets boring until you see ugly side by side to it `appreciate any movie you get bored of, just watch this one first

but the name is devil and that part of the details

In the episode or the actual movie?

I don’t put that past the director!

Gotham’s Reckoning is an awesome name

nexttoradio yeah he is hilarious and cool at the same time

nexttoradio he’s my 2nd favourite character my 1st is devil boner

Devil Daddy is more like it 😜

Kieren Berry I was gonna make the same remark. Funny, both are named Devil.

nexttoradio Malcom is the best actor I’ve seen

Jennifer Ruballos yah it was Cthulhu

Doom Hunter yeah.

Doom Hunter Hải Triều Liên Thanh No, "Santa Christ" being the Devil and "the Devil" being Shyamalan. Throughout, "Santa Christ" is surprisingly aggressive, almost to the point of being out of character, especially during the toast scene. He was also friendly toward the guard, as he knew the guard was really his daughter putting on a voice. Finally, he knew all along who the killer was ("I was waiting for him to reveal himself") because the Santa side of "Santa Christ" knows who's naughty and who's nice. Meanwhile, "the Devil" sides against the Critic, in keeping with his (Shyamalan's) rivalry with the reviewer. He also defends the movie, saying it represents the Devil well and that the toast test is plausible, showing how he admires his creation far more than it deserves. Little ticks and differences in the characters' behaviours hint at the final revelation that they weren't who we thought they were the whole time. A much better mystery and twist than that of _Devil._

Jennifer Ruballos Why does that line from Face/Off that John Travolta says at 21:53, sounds like Jessie Eisenberg playing Lex Luther in Batman v. Superman

😂😆🤣

also he still follwed the movies structure in his own way as the second person to die was the twist bad guy

"Santa Christ" also cheerfully greeted "the lift guy", being a father proud of his daughter's impression. Additionally, "the lift guy" was Evilina, the Devil's child - somewhat like the Critic's suggestion that the crazy toast guy, who was watching the people in the lift, should have been the Devil.

Plus, at 2:58, the "Devil" (Shyamalan) is the only one that's not saying "NOOOO" like the others.

Lmao 🤣

"It's landed jelly side up..." Credits.

Movie would be lot shorter XD

Eeeh, he was an amateur!

“She’s just going through puberty. Nothing bad to worry about.”

@@OmniX420 "She's just riding the crimson wave"

It would’ve been a fucking horrible movie with a slightly less fucking horrible twist.

Damn, you're good!

That would be awesome!!! That’s fanscription worthy!!!!

Now THAT’s a twist!

THE ANTI-CHRIST IS UPON US!!!!! PANIC!!! PANIC!!!

JELLY SIDE DOWN!!!! 2319!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

+Dart REPENT FOR YOUR SINS!!! REPENT, REPENT!!!

+CJ_CrushingC_R *starts breaking windows* EVERY INTERNET MAN WOMEN CHILD AND MYTHICAL BEING FOR THEMSELVES JELLY SIDE DOWN

THE END IS NIGH! ABANDON ALL HOPE! CIVILISATION IS DOOMED!

Also, Santa Christ cheerfully said hi to the elevator operator, who turned out to be Evilina. Santa Christ turned out to be the Devil...

Timothy Creighton I’m glad that someone pointed this out, because I was beginning to worry that no one else caught this. The clues were how the characters themselves were reacting to the film, like how the Critic said that in the Sixth Sense, there were clues all over making it so the twist made sense. Watching this episode back and knowing the twist, it really is interesting to see those little but crucial details that make the reveal all the more interesting

He knows who's bad and good. Rita and the Devil are already bad and the Critic isn't exactly good on average.

Oh my Arceus, my mind is blown.

Flack Jacket might I interest you in the teachings of Volcarona the actual Pokemon god?

Mark P will be hard to beat. Dude absolutely killed that role. Despite the writing which weakened the character in later seasons. Not even a mention of the portrayal on the show Lucifer tho?

I wasnt a fan of rick tbh

@@jizou1581 me Neither,But He’s Better Than Other TV,&,Movie Devils That I’ve Seen Over my Lifetime

I love the version from The Twilight Zone!😃

I'd probably add Tom Ellis from Lucifer.

That actually wouldn’t have been too bad

That is literally my fanfic plot right there. Every single detail of what you said. I knew it wasn't original but now I just feel uncreative.

Which stereotype was Tony?

That twist would be AMAZING!!

TheMysteriousCatPerson The privileged white man who literally gets away with murder.

Should've been our first clue that he was Malcolm

@Ulysses Fontaine Off to R’lyeh!

😂😂😂😂😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣

JayRLetton As Bill would say: "Hm-hm!"

Hey, great minds think alike right? :)

Holy shit, that sounds fucking amazing... Give her a production team, cameras, and the tools and crew that can make a masterpiece from that!! :D

But how could you show who was and wasn't the killer? I guess you could have the movie from the killers perspective from the get-go, but I figure that'd ruin the suspense.

No, and dialogue wouldn't be the way to go, all I would do is have the person have a look of relief on their face since it's over, not satisfaction or cold indifference which is commonly associated with serial killers, and as the police are arresting them for murder they're screaming out their innocence as their being taken away and the last shot in the movie would be from the person's perspective as they're being dragged away, with the camera dead center on the body of the killer in the elevator.

+Kcdmgirl I was thinking it would be a good twist if the killer was the second to die. Their act of killing someone caused a bloodbath of their own death and others. Would be cool to show how far people will go if they think their life is in danger. Still thinking about how to show they were the killer though.

because it's as funny as the jelly-side-down religious conference

Summus Maximus ya when something makes u laugh out loud n repeat the line u know it funny lol

One and other*

+Spencer Joslin Nope. They got it right the first time.

@@thatsnotyourdonkey5006 that is not correct...

...and some time later, Buster!

Lmao 🤣

Or much like the old Pixar Ceo, John Lasseter, who famously wore pretty much only tacky hawaiian shirts. Just because you're rich, it doesn't necessarily mean you always dress the part, especially since you don't always want to announce to the world that you're ballin', since obviously, that's like begging for someone to rob you. 🤷‍♀️ I mean, I try to make sure to look fabulous whenever in public, but I'm definitely not wealthy myself, I can tell you that, so. 😂

😂😆🤣

FHSHS I had actually just gotten to that part when I read this comment-

You mean Cage as Travolta

That isn’t a pun. That’s a joke.

Frankly I was gonna like this comment until you HAD to ruin it by declaring this was a good pun. Like, thank you Sherlock, couldn't have figured that out myself.

Bittergamer1886 you suck

A Random Toy Channel ...10/10 XD

But you wasted a good sandwich

He should also try his hand (no pun intended) at reviewing vintage porn with a plot.

ultragodzillafan right I want him to do that

@@0flyswatter0 no ... don't even joke . . that's just strange ...

@@0flyswatter0 t-those exist?

@@0flyswatter0 That’s Cinema Snob though

*slow clap*

Gg my friend

It was 12:20 - 12:30 for me.

To me it was for Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

For me it was 2:55 to 2:59

Exactly.....

Hey, keep your rotten logic out of M. Night movies!!1

Hayden TheNayobian well if we're going on the bible's definition of sin everyone would die

Atomic Number 9 To be fair, everybody will die... eventually. OMG Proof of GAWD!!1 =P

The Devil was never the bad guy. Same with Hades. The devil was put up to his deeds by God. Tempting Jesus with bread, a test to prove his love for God. Don’t even have to mention why Hades was the good guy, ever in history. There are so many other moments that prove the devil was the good guy.

I guess I shouldn't be surprised considering how paranoid people were back then. But it's still eye-rolling

@@DrDolan2000 *an entire village panicking over the bread landing face down* the one scientist at the time: *deep sigh* these guys are idiots...

knowing how is stupid holiwood is, it probably based on the phrase "ya lo chupo el diablo" the devil already licked it which is nothing special and just means "dont eat shit off the floor", it sound like a reach but i woudlnt put it past them

Me

Don’t forget Tommy wiseau and uve bol or however you spell it!

True

So an immortal Joker?

Called "Devil is Among us"

My sentiment exactly. You could even keep the parts where security and the detective are speaking to them through the intercom, just without showing any of it.

The interesting thing perhaps, when I first saw this movie it was on Premium Cable... and I missed like the first 2 minutes of the movie. So I had no idea it was called Devil, didn't see the opening credits, etc, but just came into it when the Cop was tracing the Bread Truck back to the building. ... that... significantly cuts away from a lot of the critique in this review. I didn't "know" it was The Devil. Or anything about it. And overall, I ended up enjoying the movie. However you are right about the "people watching people". Or rather... parts of it. Like the Security Guard being sent to fix the power down in the dark boiler room style place. That was probably my least favorite part of the movie on first viewing. It was such a seeming Tangent, and poorly linked in, seemingly done merely to get the scene of the Security Guard collapsing near the Firefighters. In terms of people watching the security monitors? I actually kinda liked it. It's suspense because it's putting them in a position of being powerless. They can't get to the trouble, bad things are happening, and they don't know how to stop it. Very classic in that regard. As well as framing up the mystery of who everyone in the Elevator actually was.

+ArcturusV How does missing the title cut away a lot of the critique of this review? Did you only watch a little bit of the review to say such a nonsensical thing.

Because a lot of the critique comes from "You called your movie DEVIL!", the suspense and mystery, the misdirections, etc, is all ruined by the title.

+ArcturusV nope, it is because the movie that is A large point, but by no means the significant amount. it was how the movie straight up told the audience, not just the title. pay better attention next time. I am being a bit rude because I hate it when people disagree with on thing from a critique and ignore the rest of the valid criticism

Kurgo I honestly thought it was going to be the business guy, that was probably just because he died first and he's super annoying. Just seems like they would be so stupid as to make the devil the most annoying character in the movie. Ether way this movie sucks

I thought the same thing.

Yeah, you had this sense it was going to be her

Spoiler alert you haven't watch Deadpool 2 I went in jokingly saying Vanessa is going to die me 15 minutes in son of a b****

The idea of jelly-side down toast indicating the devils presence is the issue.

Yeah I get that but it's not just an unbelievably stupid plot point. even if I buy the notion that the devil can be spotted with toast it still doesn't explain why this "freak incident" happens all the time everywhere in the world

+WillWrath328 I guess the devil is always present?

ASK ME WHAT IT MEANS

+Yotam Shitrit the bread have equal chances to fall on each of it's sides because (warning: science) the center of rotation is the center of mass so there is no torque that push it to fall jelly side down (except for Murphy's law). so statistically the devil is there 50% of the time.

Nathan Deaton And what do you know, Rita turned out to be Cthulhu in disguise.

but when out to pester Linkara instead of critic. i miss teddy ruxpin

Nathan Deaton Forth, he was the only one defending the movie

Yeah sorry no the twist was obvious from a mile away It was a bad twist

The Devil pretending to be killed by the Devil only to reveal that he was the Devil all along wouldn't be so bad after all. Or Shyamalan revealing he is actually Santa Christ, NC being actually Shyamalan (all plan of his deception to watch the movie), Rita being NC, who went down in the beginning and the elevator guy being the Devil. Oh and the Santa Christ we saw was actually Cthullu, trying to get the attention to himself.

Lol you made my day

Thank you

Cutie Marionette As a girl I find this hilarious!

Cutie Marionette 😆😆😆😆

Cutie Marionette Ah, so THAT'S where they bleed.

+Lunara Hunter What if some one across from the suspected killer dies?

Well if they didn't go with the stupid twist in this movie and a human being in the elevator was the killer, then that would mean the people holding the killer's hands would feel them pull away and call them out as the murderer. With a regular human killer, it would literally be impossible for them to not get caught. Either they hold hands and get awaqy with their first kill, or they kill again and cat called out by the people whose hands they were supposed to be holding. Even if they only used one hand and killed one person next to them, the other would be able to feel them moving.

And what... if someone has a THIRD arm???!! WHAT A TWIST!

What if they had a knife in their shoes and they kicked people to death???

BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!

Miles Zimmer-Benz huh

I...honestly don't see what you're talking about

@@adrianroque6990 I think he means 6:03. The camera is shot slightly angled so it only reflects the woman. Doesn't look very symbolic or foreshadowing to me though. Just shot in a way that doesn't show the camera.

@@armsofzeus Also the woman is clearly visible in the mirror a few seconds later.

......Why would the devil have a reflection when someone that isn't the devil doesn't? Like, I see what you're saying, but that confuses me.

"KE FLOR! (WOOD!)"

..... I’ve watched this since it was first uploaded and never noticed that!!

What if toast had peanut butter and fell peanut butter side down ??? Then the Nostalgia Critic uploads the Passion of Christ review again.

+Dart One could only dream.

+Dart love the game your in.

Zavven Sadein childhood memories :3

he did that movie?

Soooo true.

LIKE THE PLOT!

😂😂😂😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣

Doesn't toast always land jelly side down?

Because it terrified you so much. There there

That's already the name of a really good horror movie already I'm afraid.

You should be a content creator,you have great potential

Personally I would have gone for "claustrophobia", but that works much better.

You are a genius!

There's already a horror film with that title.

It's definitely one of our favorites

Flack Jacket yes yes yes im glad someone can state that

Wasn't expecting a comment about danganronpa here

@@SketchTurnerZero Actually I'm surprised noone else have mentioned it. The whole idea "people are stuck together and someone kills them for old crimes" looks just like the book.

@@SketchTurnerZero Don't you mean Ten Little Indians by Agatha Christie?

YASSSSS

Yeah. But then it would have to fly towards Santa Claus instead, spoiling the twist at the end

It could just land on Santa's foot as forshadowing

@@pridefulnamelesshunter1145 That would've been a clever foreshadowing, but y'all have to remember what movie they're reviewing.

That doesn't mean the cant be clever

@@pridefulnamelesshunter1145 Who said they didn't try to be clever? They did put some subtle foreshadowing as to the actual identity of "The devil". Have you noticed how he kept protecting the movie? That's totally would Shyamalan would do.

Wait but demons are fallen angels too, they just followed satan instead of ringleading it, therefore having this make no sense

@@dryarridean8418 ok,Whatever,I Don’t do Bible Stuff Just Supernatural

@@dryarridean8418 According to the series, no. Demons are twisted tormented souls of humans who went to Hell until they became malevolent being meant to cause harm, one of their abilities is to posses without consent.

@@The1Dragonprincess and biblically, thats incorrect. i was saying the show is wrong, not him wrong about the show.

God damn you have an annoying way of writing comments. Who Does This Dumb Shit?

😂😂😂😂😂😂

I prefer "Don't make me poke you full of ho ho HOLES!"

End Steam *santa Christ

Apologies, What kind of a building has Santa Christ, nostalgia critic, devil and the weirdest porn woman in an elevator together.

End Steam the ambasy of odd

Weirdest porn woman = Sharita Repulsa

@@bluengi3878 Whom'stvde?