"Sansa's last suitor will be a Targaryen" Dany x Sansa Co-rulers of the North and South for the win

Glidus is Benioff he destroyed game of thrones to launch his youtube channel don't believe his lies.

Everyone is Rhaegar Targaryen and everyone is bi.

Theory: Glimbus is a Dothraki. He seems to try and make everybody ahorse, similarly to how Dothraki religion and culture works.

"I am not Euron" sounds like something Euron would say

I think the best explanation of the Brightflames is that they were the original “antagonist dynasty” before gurm came up with the (much better) Blackfyre dynasty

Theory confirmed: Benjen is definitely Dario and he got to slavers bay by the east by traveling north and west past the wall around the world past the 5 forts.

Alt shift x and alt schwift x walk into a bar, he orders glidus’ wife a drink

Jon being Bi is his biggest connection to Rhaegar.

Jon x Satin is endgame, germ told me

Ser Pounce was the one behind the catspaw.

My two main issues with the "Littlefinger sent the catspaw" theory are: 1. It doesn't really seem to make sense that the catspaw didn't have some kind of specific plan. "You weren't s'posed to be here. No one was s'posed to be here," isn't something you say if you're just there to sow chaos, it's something you say when a plan goes wrong. He also is specifically noted to "mutter sourly" indicating he's upset at this development. If he wasn't following a plan he wouldn't say anything at all, he would just kill Catelyn too without letting her know he's in the room. Which leads into 2. Littlefinger is *fucking obsessed* with Catelyn. His two main goals seem to be to accumulate power through chaos and to have Catelyn all for his own. If he sent the catspaw with no plan other than to kill someone important to cause chaos, then it's stupid to not tell him to kill anyone except for the one person he cares about. If he sent the catspaw with a plan to specifically kill Bran, then it's stupid to not consider that this loving mother that is extremely compassionate about her family just might be grieving at the bedside of her beloved son who is at death's door. The theory requires either Littlefinger to discard Catelyn for the chance to cause chaos, which seems extremely unlikely given how obsessed he is with her, or for Littlefinger to be stupid, and I don't like thinking that Littlefinger is stupid.

All I have to say is that Harry Lloyd (the actor who played Viserys) did an excellent job and was the most handsome Targaryen I’ve seen yet

Theory: the f-father of Jon Snow is P R E S T O N J A C O B S

What if the point of the Ashford Suitors is that Sansa loves all the fanciful, chivalrous songs and tales and like the songs, the suitors are all false versions of the Ashford lads. Jeff isn't a Baratheon, Harold is an Arryn heir, and the Targaryen suitor isn't a true Targ either. All these false fiances for our lover of true knights

When I submitted my proof that Varys was a mermaid I giggled and thought, "I hope this is stupid enough."

For me, the reason why the Ashford Tourney theory is more palatable than the Brightflame theory is the impact that it would have on the reader: Let’s say that the Ashford Tourney theory is proved true - for those who haven’t read Dunk & Egg, it makes no difference and Sansa marrying a Targaryen can be worked into the story naturally, while those who do know the theory feel rewarded for being attentive readers. If the Brightflame theory is proved true, then adherents to the theory will feel validated, but readers who have only read the main series will be confused, because Aerion is only mentioned in Dunk & Egg.

I feel like Petyr knows Cat well enough to know she would be at Bran's bedside.

pointless rambling ends at 6:40 (and so begins the pointed ramblings) lmao i called the trickster god floki, can anyone tell what show glimbus has been watching recently

The Catspaw that hurt Cats Paw! was Mance's, he mentioned that he arrived with a bag of silver and when they found where the catspaw had hidden they found a bag of silver and beyond the wall Mance says all cripples are killed off as a mercy which the catspaw also says to Cat.

Jokes and Coldhands aside, Benjen=Jaqen=Syrio=Daario=Euron might actually work timelinewise.

36:00 "I always say the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence."

I’m in the Quentyn is dead camp. I don’t see much of a point if he’s alive

the problem with Petyr is that that is too risky and stupid. he doesn't trust anyone but himself so why would he send somebody to kill a Stark and potentially confess petyr sent him when petyr can just do it himself? unlike with jon arryn and joffrey's assassinations there is every chance this random assassin is gonna fail, get caught and confess who sent him. his supporters arent fanatics, theyre hired thugs.

Quentyn is dead. He will be revived tho. Jon? Nah nah nah, it's Quentyn coming back. And the prince will be furious. When Dany flies back to Mereen she will kneel before her dornish daddy. Victarion will long dead by then, krakens are nothing against the sun.

Watching these streams has made me re read the books, you madman

59:55. I really thought he was gonna say "a twisted little demon monkey." when he started that sentence.

Using an example from hour world. There are plenty of flood stories, but they don't have to be some single, world wide flood. It's just that civilization grew near bodies of water (rivers, lakes, etc.) for obvious reasons. They tend to flood. In fact the annual flooding of the Nile was important for agriculture. Naturally, there are going to be bigger than average ones from time to time and that's can devastate a pre-industrial village/town/city.

Honestly I wouldn’t mind a singing stream. I wouldn’t mind it at all. Did I mention a singing stream would be great?

The drowned god being the many faced does make the assassins performing the iron price so god of capitalism has made a bridge between the two cultures

GLIMBUS tell us how you really feel about Alt Shift X. We need a full stream on that topic. At least. #deeplore

Honestly I feel like the story benefits from not everyone having a secret identity or motive. It diminishes from the actual twists. I think George knows this and has a perfect balance in his books.

The Sansa suitor theory has one massive plot hole, there was talk about marrying her to Robert Arryn. You can say that that was never made official through a betrothal, but neither was the one with Willas Tyrell. So either you have to exclude Willas or include Sweetrobin.

Euron is Daario is my favorite schizo theory

The catspaw is actually the beginning of a big plot hole: i mean ok it actually leads to tyrion bring captured and ultimately to the war. Then, when Tyrion becomes Hand of the King, why didn't he get rid with Petyr? The most logical thing to do would be sentence him to death.

Jon's bi #thatswhatcanonmeans

Daenerys Dragonseed helps explain Lemongate. She could be remembering her early early childhood in Lys, a place full of Valyrian featured people and a tropical climate (lemon trees!). Viserys would have been young when his real sister died. His backers, like Willem Darry, would know the importance of having a sister for marriage alliances, and/or to help repopulate House Targaryen. So they take a Lyseni girl of the right age to be that sister after the real Dany died in infancy. Viserys may have been too young to really remember this properly, or suppressed the memory given his traumatic childhood. Or he became lost in the fantasy, especially as he not only desired to have a sister-wife like a “real” Targaryen monarch, but also projected his complicated feelings towards his dead sister (namely for killing his mother in childbirth) onto this girl he’s called his sister most of his life. The truest dramatic irony would be for Young Griff to really be a Targaryen, while Daenerys is not, and she learns this after killing Young Griff for being a pretender and a false Targaryen.

I’ve been wanting to submit one but didn’t have that time. Dragon steel= valyrian steel which is made through adding dragon bones which are naturally dark and very high in iron which accounts for the ripples in the steel.

Jon/Satin is endgame

Funny how Preston made a pretty thought provoking analysis about Quentyn's death and how it contrasts to all the other deaths by dragonfire described in the text, and the main counter argument everyone has is "he's dead lol".

Ok I’ll say one more thing, George did say in a press conference I believe or an interview whatever that Aerion did have bastards in Lys since he spent 4 years there so it’s possible Aegon is a Brightflame but I doubt it

Every male character is Coldhands and every female character is Quaithe

theory: george tries to finish the books with the next one completely. no dream of spring needed. he does not believe it will happen so he does not speak of it but he tries to finish it in one go.

I liiive for satin snow lol

20:45 I love this. It’s so freaking cute. Let me have my cute in this stupidly dark ass story!

I watched Colony as research and got so into it. There was hope, I was excited, teaser trailer looks good. I've been watching Ryan Condal, mandal, Seinfeld, movies & memorabilia. Ryan said (posted11months ago) the D&D rug quote about making mistakes.. excited to concerned in an instant.

What a beast! (Not talking about the dragons) Thanks, Glandius! ;-)

Rhaegar wanted to name his son after his Male-Lover, Lyanna told Ned and Ned told everyone he named Jon after his foster father.

The Ashford Tourney theory is classy and I like that

Dan & Dave are in world characters disguised as Maynce & Euron

One day Glimbus is gonna make the Viserys GoT review video and then i can finally rest easy. that video is more important to me than twow im not kidding

Essos probably does connect to Westeros at the pole. Tho the ocean separating em south of there looks like it takes up about half the globe. Should be placed at the shallow end of the lower right quadrant imo, even if hated.

While I agree that Young Griff is highly unlikely to be a Brightflame, I do like the theory that Aerion Brightflame was essentially the beta version of the Blackfyres. Aerion is mentioned in Clash, alongside the warning of "the Mummer's Dragon", and formally introduced in The Hedge Knight, whereas the Blackfyres aren't mentioned until Storm. I think it's reasonable George was planning somebody to be a false Targaryen early on, didn't like how the Brightflames panned out, and had enough room to set up the Blackfyres instead, as codified in the Sworn Sword.

Jon + Satin = 4eva

36:00 i think there's a huge point. If euron is going to be a big player in the end game, it seems odd he's introduced so late in the story. Having him introduced earlier than we think sorts that out. I feel like euron is meant to corrupt danny and that's what dario's ADWD plot amounts to. Could Euron be warging Dario? He's evil enough to warg a human...

SANSA IS JON ARRYNS DAUGHTER

Wait.. but Drogo is a horse.

Money also has many faces 🤔 the many faces on different sorts of currencies is even referenced a fair bit in Arya chapters

☆ Adding to the Sansa suitors theory and her last being a Targaryen... What about her & Daenerys? First off, I don't necessarily believe the theory because Jeffrey wasn't a Baratheon, but let's just say the theory is more of a close outline rather than exact and Sansa will have a Targaryen. Everyone who subscribes to the theory always mentions the male options of Jon or Young Grif (regardless of if he's a fake Targ or not) but no one gives any thought to the most obvious Targaryen of them all = Daenerys. Yeah, on the show they didn't get along, but maybe it'll be different in the books. I'm not saying I really believe it'll happen, but why not include it in the theory for good old fun.

1:04:00 i totally believe in that theme, but i think it'll play out with "the pisswater prince" (young griff)

So the idea that The Seven was a sort of pared-down refined version of the Many-Faced god that was adopted by the Andals, then spread to Westeros would be cool if it weren't for the fact that Braavos can't have been founded more than 1700 years ago and the Andals invaded Westeros, already following the Faith of the Seven, between 2 and 6 thousand years ago- that is to say: the Faith of the Seven is WAY OLDER then the Many Faced God.

The Many-Faced God being money and the Many-Faced God being a death god actually fits really well with historical Indo-European religions. Gods like Hades and Pluto [gods of the realm of the dead more than gods of death, specifically] were also associated with wealth because both of those things were associated with the earth/underground. [i.e. burial and mining] Given that the source of the Faceless Men was in the Valyrian mines, this gets interesting in a way I can't really put my finger on. Also lol death and taxes. Anyway, I think the association of death and money is 100% an on-purpose thematic thing based on real world religions.

Warming both sides of someone pillow! That's dastardly. I didn't know you were so dark.

Which of the parts has Mance = Rhaegar in it?

PJ + ASX = G Preston Jacobs + Alt Schwift X = Gildus

Definitely can tell I haven't read any of the books since 2015, cannot recall who tf Satin is

Literally just watched Alt X mention some of these theories in his Tyrion video

>Submits Stannis and Sansa marriage theory >Refuses to elaborate >Leaves (thank you glidus for putting my scuffed theory not in the bottom left, makes me feel like a big brain crackpot theorist >:3)

Surprised you didn't mention the theory that Time - travelling Bran is the guy who hired The Catspaw.

Wait didn't petyr lie about losing the dagger to tyrion betting on Jamie in a tourney.. Or is that only in the TV show. But Tyrion would never bet against his brother

The one stream i missed

Everyone is everyone else

Is it possible that Jon is so starved for traditional love that he is willing to accept it from anyone, regardless of gender?

noo I missed it :(

Shame I only caught the last like 10 min of the stream but hey can't complain about having a 2 hour video to listen to

Catspaw is a plothole if Jamie and Cersei or Mance didn't do it. Jamie and Cersei's motivation to kill Bran to keep their affair a secret, what, disappeared? There's too much at stake, they would never ever risk it, that's why they tried to kill him in the first place. And someone else just so happens to want to finish him for their own reason, that conveniently serves them? But for them, the dagger makes no sense. Mance's reason to do it would be to start a war in south so he can invade, making him a horrible character but it makes sense. Because what would be his plan after crossing the wall? All of the south would march north to stop him. Joffrey or Petyr... or Viserys doing it makes 0 sense.

Y are there no targerion or stark twins?

Glardoz

Gotta love the correction of the fiat cash comment lol

I think I experienced a Mandela effect because I don't remember there being a satin in the books at all lol 🤣 THEORY: we are in a different universe/ reality than we were in when we first watched and read GoT because I swear there was no Satin lol wtf 😅 😆 🤣

Jon is Emo Soft Boy....hahah... Thats plays LOL on sundays till 22:30

Seriously, the quote is "Trees did not grow on Braavos, save in the courts and gardens of the mighty." You can't say lemon trees don't grow there when GRRM specifically added an exception.

The Seven and the Many-Faced God are both faces of the Many-Many-Faced-God God.

A lot of these fan theories seem more like fan fiction tbh

George mentions Aerion's son in the main series

I'm an anarchist, there is nobody to my left.

Littlefinger wouldn't just throw Alayne away.

No Patchface theories? Good video anyway

I haven't even finished the first book (i like waiting until stories have an ending) but the idea of dany and jon being siblings born about nine months apart, and tyrion is a tywinxaerys chimera, the three heads of the dragon: I don't hate it.

Alaska and Siberia being so close just makes Earth feel too small ya know?

Still waiting for moon meteors

Theory: A flat is G sharp

Hound = the Catspaw

Could Dany be and Jon be Twins ?

Varys is Tixa...

1:22:40 Aerion had a son named Maegor

Tbf to GRRM I remember reading childbirth was the most common cause of death in the medieval period, which is a bit mad considering it only effects 50% of the population

poor viserys

Fuuuuuuck I missed it. Freaking ytb notifs

no one ever seems to talk about the ambitious Jalabhar Xho, I wonder what he's doing.