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Story 16: 'ribbeted for her pleasure' oh god, that joke made me spill water all over my desk

For the first time, I regret clicking on one of these for background noise while I do electrical work on my ebike

Story #21 - Yep I dry heaved

Ok, I cannot be the only one who cringes in pain at each male member story

During my clinical rotations in paramedic school I responded to a welder who was treating flash burns to his eyes sustained the previous day at his job by placing raw potato slices over his eyes. It was not the last time we saw him for flash burns to his eyes.

Story 12. My Dad was always CONVINCED dog spit was an antibiotic. He worked construction so got more than his fair share of nicks and cuts. Every time if a dog was close he would get it to lick him. The SAME dog that was litterly eating its own poop 5 minutes before. Funny 84 years and never got any consequences. Unfortunately the Absotos and smoking that probably caused the double lung cancer that got him.

I had a patient who was run over by a car the long way...foot, ankle, hip, pelvis, chest but it missed his head. He cut off his cast after a few weeks.... and complained of pain.

A workmate did a poor swing of his hammer while nailing down a floor. Hit his other hand. He was also holding nails. One nail went through his hand. He pulled it out with the hammer, wrapped his hand in duck tape and carried on. Ended up being totally fine.

I feel bad for the Dominican lady, but I mean, after a colonoscopy and a laparotomy, wouldn't she have realized she was empty inside? Delusions are really scary things

This here more like "Here are stories of people being absolutely fucking stupid."

Part 2 of this story ( it's really long ) I had an accountant ( dear friend) find out what would be beneficial to my brother and one of my SIls in regards to their mortgage. I paid off the majority for the both of them. My parents were sent on a nice trip, since their house is already paid of and for both my IL’s and other SIL rent so I paid a certain amount so they can save that money. Part of the money goes to charity at home and abroad. I also set up some college funds for the children of our closest friends and family members. As a treat, Hubby, LO and I went on a paid by us/ me vacation with both my own extended family and his. Now, At this point everyone is very grateful. However, one of the SIl’s always has a need to be in the spotlight or that one or all of her children need to be. She’s nice to my face but I know for a fact that she has been bad mouthing me, makings passive aggressive remarks about me and my work and my person but always in such a manner that you would be the bitch/asshole if you would say something. My usual tactic and one that works always is…. Play the innocent/ dumb one and nitpick on what she says. I have managed to shut her up many times without being classified as a bitch. So the past few years SIL has been hinting that I should pay for a very nice, all inclusive resort holiday for her and her family abroad, since I have the money. Note: they have money saved that would initially been used for the college funds of their kids. Money that has barely been used. COVID hit and she has been silent, she and her husband took and still take it very seriously. Now that restrictions are mostly lifted she had a birthday party for her and her son since her son really wanted to have a party. No biggie, we show up with a gift for her and her son and all is well. Birthday boy got a voucher to buy a tent or the camping gear he wanted. SIL got a voucher to use whatever way she wanted. I added some sunscreen, drinks and such as I knew she wanted to go on a holiday of some sorts. Or so we thought. She asks what our holiday plans are. We say that we won’t be crossing any foreign borders, stay in home country but we booked a cabin somewhere for a week. Very nice, not luxurious or anything. We would still need to cook and do the grocery shopping. SIL starts on the ‘oh how nice. We are still thinking about what we want to do. ‘ My lovely hubby and I both have an inkling what she’s hinting at but we start spouting ideas in the hopes of avoiding tragedy. We have family at one place, maybe they could stay there for a weekend or so. There is a campsite somewhere else, with entertainment for children of various ages. Then it comes. She shows us something she found on the world wide web and to be honest, it looks amazing, not too luxurious but still very nice. All inclusive, waterpark for the kids, spa centre, the whole shebang. Price tag for a family of 7? 35.000 dollars. So Hubby says that’s a lot but is glad they saved so much to do this. SIL then goes, ‘oh we don’t. We thought you would be paying, as my birthday gift.’ Say….what? People, she just told us what she was looking at. No scratch that. She expected me to give about 35.000 dollars as a gift for her birthday, just because I have money. She goes on that I earn enough and they’re family, our godson, other nieces and nephews have been promised already and so forth. We all sat in stunned silence. Birthday boy and 2 of his sisters even looked up to see what we would say while playing with our LOs. Hubby just started laughing, thinking it was a joke. FIL just sat there and looked on and I did a seemingly very good impression of a fish. No SIL was dead serious. ‘You have the money, you can just give it. You won’t miss it.’ This woman has shown her disdain for me and my work many times in a very sweet, passive aggressive manner so that it is hard to call her out on it. Me, hubby and even her father still have done so. I just sat there and listened how she widened her eyes, trying to look sweet ( something she does every time she want something) and giving all the reasons why we should give the money, without counting the voucher we gave her. I then regain my wits and just say the full sentence she didn’t want to hear. Me: No SIL: But you have the money. ME: I have money, that is true. SIL: So you can pay for it. ME: I could indeed…. SIL: (interrupting me) Oh that’s great! ME:.... but I won’t. SIL: But, but but we deserve it, you won’t miss it, we’re family ( yep, unfortunately you and I are family now, I love being family of your kids however) ME: Fact: we’re indeed family. Fact: we all deserve a nice holiday after the fluff show called COVID. False: I would surely miss it, since it won’t be in the bank account. (intended that one as a joke). SIL and BIL continue rant about how much they think I should pay for it. ME: Listen, you have shown many times you do not respect me or my line of work. You do not respect the fact I worked very hard, made sacrifices to earn this money. You do not respect the fact that I have paid off your mortgage, paid for the college education of your kids and even some money for their own place. You badmouth me, call me names and even told people hubby should divorce me. SIL is trying so hard to deny it. BIL calls me a liar. FIL joins in and sides with me. Her own children tell their father that they have heard their own mother say horrible things about me. Birthday boy even recorded one conversation she had with someone while he was making a Tik Tok video. He showed this. BIL went mute. Conversation continues SIL: (notices she won’t get the expensive holiday she wanted.) Fine, then don’t pay for this holiday. The least you can do is pay for our plane tickets and let us stay at your holiday home favourite holiday destination. Remember I rent it out to a local family for most of the year? Due to COVID they have to stay there as they can’t / are afraid to travel. ME: not happening. First of all, the family can’t leave. Second, you don’t get to make demands. The voucher you got has a very generous amount of money on it for you to use the way you please. Maybe toward a holiday. Third, we already went on a paid by us/ me holiday. So you got a paid for holiday already. Fourth, if you want more money then get a job that will pay more. You have a degree. Last, you treat me like crap and still expect me to just hand over my hard earned money?! SIL starts the water works and turns to her father… who completely sided with me. He told her he understood me. He told her he knew how hard I worked and the sacrifices me and hubby made for this. Hubby is pissed. He sees red and tells his sister in no uncertain terms that this won’t be happening and how dare they! He tells her that we’re leaving. We pack up the kids and go home. Later we get a call. MIL has FM tendencies as this SIL is her favourite. She tries the whole spiel on how hard they had it before I came into money and helped them, etc. Hubby dealt with her perfectly and she understood after a lengthy conversation. Now here is where I just laugh. Apparently SIL’s kids are pissed that she pulled this stunt and went full rebel mode We have a great relationship and seemed afraid that this would influence it. They managed to come by and we had a heart to heart. I told them we didn’t blame them for the actions of their parents. I explained to them the reasons for not handing out money like that after the initial gifts. the youngest seemed to side more with mum and dad, but the rest said they understood. They know about their generous college / home funds. I stated to them that we wouldn’t want for them to do anything against their parents as they still live there. They stayed for dinner and then went home. As of now. The kids are barely talking to their parents. They still do their chores, let them know things but that’s it. FM in the form of other family members came in as SIL had sent them messages and called them. A simple facebook post by Birthday Boy with the video put a stop to that. SIL and BIL had an enormous backlash by the FM, calling them out. They have been uninvited to certain events. We have received apologies from the FM. Some told me that they had a hard time as they understood both her and me. The only thing that bothers me is the fact that my PIL are caught in the middle. Especially my MIL who is very family- oriented. I know some of you might/ will wonder why I just won’t give the money. One of the reasons why is the way she has treated me, even before I came into the money. Another reason is, that I simply feel uncomfortable just handing out money. I simply ask you to give your opinion in a kindly fashion.

My dad working in HVAC and being kinda stupid when it comes to safety, semi-regularly breaks his bones (toe, finger, etc…) will just use duct tape to tape the broken thing to another part of his body and just carry on, some how after 52 years of doing this shit his body works perfectly fine aside from his back from years of heavy lifting, also, he does this because he hates hospitals, I do to and have caught myself doing this once or twice. But I end up going to the hospital because chances are that I’m not gonna be as lucky as him.

Man I was thinking about getting a snack before I listened to this one now I’m now hungry

So the lady decided to treat her breast cancer the same way as Suzanne Somers, who died of breast cancer.

All those guys doing ungodly things to their little friends are Darwin Award candidates if I've ever heard of one.

At least we can feel confident knowing that the eggplant death stories means that they can't pass on any potential stupid genes anymore....

10:19 “You can submit your own stories here” oh god

That last one could have been avoided if someone had actually had a conversation with her

I'm sure if you could get medical help without going into debt for the next 10 you wouldn't have so many stories about DIY surgeries and wound closures. Atleast for those from the US.

Good stories

Story 7: If he had used only the hormones and injected it into only his blood vessels, it might have actually worked.

I really should stop trying to eat while watching this Videos..

And this is why women live longer then men. 🤦‍♂️

Does anyone know the name of the game in the background?

One of the first ones

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG... THAT'S ALL I CAN THINK OR SAY OMG OMG OMG

On story 9 Don't do MtM cdc them self ARE HIGHLY recommended to not do it

Dominiquen?! Like a person... Not the people from The Dominican Republic... Dominicans... Q and C make different sounds This drives my Dyslexic butt nuts.

Story 12 is sus

From this video men should have not have a say in naming their children.😅😮😂 To the children who have God awful names, stay strong because once you turn 18 or 21 depending on where you live you can legally change your name and you won't need your parents permission, so start thinking of what new name you want to be called by.

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