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States? Huh? It's a Country, silly! ⚘ 🤣 ⚘

@@majoroldladyakamom6948 it’s a country? Do they even have enough people to make an airport??

@@Ethan7s Over 38M population in 2020. I just asked Mr. Google... 🙃

@@majoroldladyakamom6948 but they say there’s more moose than people in Canada, so they have millions and millions of moose?!

@@Ethan7s Not every saying is literal... I live in Wisconsin. A common saying is that we have two seasons: winter and road construction. Obviously we still have summer, Autumn, and spring. It's just that there's ALWAYS construction happening as long as the ground isn't too frozen to do it. Lol! 🤣😂 Edit: typo

Pretty sure he stole a lot of those jokes, ive heard them a long time ago from a female comedian

@@GoldenMarky Well. A majority of female comedians can't pull off the delivery of a joke.

@@GoldenMarky 88-89 and,

@@darrellkyle1329 and

@@GoldenMarky >things that didn't happen realistically 99.9% of female comedians can't help but talk about - their vagina, their void of a sex life, and how men are useless but not when it comes to jobs that women are too lazy to do.

Someone has to be the one in a completely dependant relationship :)

Yes very good comedian..it's my first time hearing him 😀

Hilarious .

"That one didn't make it! Well, gotta keep going. They can't get us all!" I felt that one to my core, lolol

but they are not orginal its like how many times has the how canada was named joke been told

So... that would be 3:02?

Yeah but I so liked it's sugar-and-vitamin-y taste.

What vitamin

You think Captain Crunch is bad, try Froot Loops. Fruit loops smell so good.

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@@huejanus5505 oot-fray oops-lay-see I still remember that commercial- yeah and now they do seasonal things to the cereals- like Christmas red and green; 4th of July Red ,Blue and some white mini marshmallows

If I didn't have my landline phone I would probably have bought about 6 News cell phones by now.,🙄

I have used my cell phone to find my cordless land line.

When the laughter is over think on Jesus.🙂 "All things were made by him; and without him was not anything made that was made." John 1:3. The him is Jesus, the Word made flesh. John 1:14. What is the dictionary word for God? Supreme Being, Creator. John 1:3 cleary states that Jesus is uncreated and the Creator. Jesus' first end times warning is, "And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you. For many shall come in my name, saying, I am the Christ, and shall deceive many." Matthew 24:4-5. "But though we or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed." Galatians 1:8. Jesus said that he is God! "Before Abraham was, I am." John 8:58, Exodus 3:14. The corrupt Jews wanted to stone Jesus because He called God His Father, making himself to be God. John 10:33. "For the Father loveth you because ye have loved me and believe that I came out from God." John 16:27. Jesus forgave sins.Mark2:10-12.[Only God can forgive sins]. He knew His Father as His Father knew Him. John 10:15. [Only God can know as God knows.] "Destroy this temple and in three days I will raise it up." [Jesus spoke of His body] John 2:18-22. Jesus stated He is omnipresent, a quality of God alone. Matthew 18:20. "Where two or three are gathered in my name, I am in the midst of them." "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was and which is to come, the Almighty." Revelation 1:8. Know also, Jesus is fully man. Hebrews 3:3, 7:24, 8:3, and 10:12. King James Bible. He called us brethren. He became our high priest. Hebrews 10! 'Oh the blood of Jesus, oh the blood of Jesus, it washes white as snow.'

Sounds alot like he voiced a character in jim Henson's sitcoms

I can confirm he does like dad jokes

​@@noahabel6748 Well well! Your name suggests you may very well know for sure! Cool! 🎉