Don't Ever Mess With Canada. Milt Abel - Full Special

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Don't ever mess with Canada, or at least thats the advice Milt Abel gives in his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. Packed full of hilarious anecdotes about children and technology this full Dry Bar Comedy special form Milt Abel is sure to have any fan of comedy laughing from start to finish.
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@Ultimita01
@Ultimita01 2 жыл бұрын
The seismologist joke made me laugh. These are classic dry jokes (deadpan) and i love it!!
@wolf-ranger
@wolf-ranger 2 жыл бұрын
You'd think after so many years there wouldn't be any new comedy material. This guy somehow came up with amazing original jokes that had me dying!
@victoriaomdahl9890
@victoriaomdahl9890 2 жыл бұрын
"They call them smart phones but they let anyone use them." Comedy gold. I glad I wasn't drinking something when he said that. 🤣🤣
@JC-cm9bn
@JC-cm9bn 2 жыл бұрын
Dry Bar definitely has the best comedians! Excellent job Milt, very funny! 😂😂
@MrEightygrit
@MrEightygrit 2 жыл бұрын
You’re a great laugher sir, thanks for sitting up front! And “they’re called smart phones but anyone can use ‘em!”
@anthonymcrooster3703
@anthonymcrooster3703 2 жыл бұрын
Someone has to be the one in a completely dependant relationship :)
@albertoortiz9040
@albertoortiz9040 2 жыл бұрын
Yes very good comedian..it's my first time hearing him 😀
@JustOneAsbesto
@JustOneAsbesto 2 жыл бұрын
The audience didn't really seem into him at first, but he got a standing ovation. That says a lot.
@juggmkj
@juggmkj 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for typing "a lot" correctly
@mosesmontes199
@mosesmontes199 Жыл бұрын
This guy is so underrated!!! His comic style is elaborate!
@Ethan7s
@Ethan7s 2 жыл бұрын
I hear great things about Canada, how it’s huge, and cold, and especially the nice people there. Definitely one of our top ten states.
@majoroldladyakamom6948
@majoroldladyakamom6948 2 жыл бұрын
States? Huh? It's a Country, silly! ⚘ 🤣 ⚘
@Ethan7s
@Ethan7s 2 жыл бұрын
@@majoroldladyakamom6948 it’s a country? Do they even have enough people to make an airport??
@majoroldladyakamom6948
@majoroldladyakamom6948 2 жыл бұрын
@@Ethan7s Over 38M population in 2020. I just asked Mr. Google... 🙃
@Ethan7s
@Ethan7s 2 жыл бұрын
@@majoroldladyakamom6948 but they say there’s more moose than people in Canada, so they have millions and millions of moose?!
@bubzilla6137
@bubzilla6137 2 жыл бұрын
@@Ethan7s Not every saying is literal... I live in Wisconsin. A common saying is that we have two seasons: winter and road construction. Obviously we still have summer, Autumn, and spring. It's just that there's ALWAYS construction happening as long as the ground isn't too frozen to do it. Lol! 🤣😂 Edit: typo
@dixieboy5689
@dixieboy5689 2 жыл бұрын
This guy is a genius. super sharp and cuts to the bone. Great view of the modern world we live in. I loved this set. Thanks.
@pinkpurr6978
@pinkpurr6978 2 жыл бұрын
Heck yeah, standing ovation. You’re amazing! I can’t believe I haven’t seen your shows before. I hope to see you again. Thank you.
@bluenoser1567
@bluenoser1567 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant! I'm Canadian and loved it. Just a hoot ... Cheers from Nova Scotia
@anitajones4899
@anitajones4899 2 жыл бұрын
Very funny stuff! One of the best I've seen in a while! Thank you, Milt Abel ~ I really needed to laugh after the bad day I've had! Would love to see you in person! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@jerryfarmer5737
@jerryfarmer5737 Жыл бұрын
Hilarious .
@RMBlake007
@RMBlake007 2 жыл бұрын
"....a herd of wild Roomba appeared from the East." Nice. Original. Recommend,
@reneeblair7593
@reneeblair7593 2 жыл бұрын
This guy is really funny, enjoyed him, he made me laugh alot.
@kimleone5496
@kimleone5496 Жыл бұрын
I really enjoyed that. This is the first time I've seen this guy. Really funny.. . Talks about normal stuff. Good job!
@gribble2979
@gribble2979 2 жыл бұрын
He's hilarious! Fresh material that had me laughing out-loud from the very beginning.
@DrJohnPollard
@DrJohnPollard 2 жыл бұрын
So funny, there's never been a bad Dry Bar Comedy set. Super Clever! I'm laughing so hard I have to take a break.
@francesbernard2445
@francesbernard2445 Жыл бұрын
I like this. Milt's imagination is so original with the jokes.
@cathy2earth
@cathy2earth 3 ай бұрын
but they are not orginal its like how many times has the how canada was named joke been told
@nenaelliott8058
@nenaelliott8058 2 жыл бұрын
This guy is freakin' hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing.
@duelette
@duelette Жыл бұрын
Woke up at 2:00 a.m. couldn't sleep. First thing I saw on KZfaq was this guy so I clicked it. I don't think I ever laughed so much just waking! up!
@childoftheeternalking2041
@childoftheeternalking2041 2 жыл бұрын
He was great. I really enjoyed his comedy.
@careyashley8309
@careyashley8309 Ай бұрын
One of my favorite performances I've seen on dry bar comedy
@robinkarns7512
@robinkarns7512 Жыл бұрын
This guy is great! I haven't laughed this much in a long time!
@pleochroic
@pleochroic Жыл бұрын
Refreshing. None of that old, tired, bog-standard war of the sexes material, just one clever little bit after another. Lots of originality, and those facial expressions! Indeed, it didn't suck.
@elizabethvendley3459
@elizabethvendley3459 Жыл бұрын
This is the first guy to make me laugh so hard I had to tip him! Some of his timing was incredible! Thanks for an enjoyable watch.
@sincerely-b
@sincerely-b 2 жыл бұрын
The salmon bit was spot on 😂
@wolf-ranger
@wolf-ranger 2 жыл бұрын
"That one didn't make it! Well, gotta keep going. They can't get us all!" I felt that one to my core, lolol
@rebeccafranks9859
@rebeccafranks9859 Жыл бұрын
The Capn Crunch palate shred is real!!
@white966
@white966 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely hilarious, he had me in tears🤣🤣
@rickyspanish492
@rickyspanish492 7 ай бұрын
What an awesome style and set! It just got better and better, my favorite was the bit about speeding. Hilarious stuff! Thanks Dry Bar and Milt Abel for the laughter!
@jeanniebell9493
@jeanniebell9493 10 ай бұрын
Wicked Funny ! LOL !!! Laughing Still ! Excellent material, timing, etc. Looking forward to seeing more ! Hysterical ending !!!! :)
@paulacurran3091
@paulacurran3091 Жыл бұрын
Love this guy; so clever and funny
@djpvma
@djpvma 2 жыл бұрын
I liked this one a lot. He's got a lot of great jokes. Thanks for the funnies, Milt!
@angiekalas-caldwell8825
@angiekalas-caldwell8825 2 жыл бұрын
2 seconds after 3:00, gonna need a seismologist to find my phone looooooooool. great comedian. hope he comes back to dry bar
@davidanderson_surrey_bc
@davidanderson_surrey_bc Жыл бұрын
So... that would be 3:02?
@joekish9044
@joekish9044 16 күн бұрын
In comedy, "timing is everything", and his timing is superb.
@andrewheffel3565
@andrewheffel3565 2 жыл бұрын
Milt, that did NOT suck! Very funny!
@tooncutter5805
@tooncutter5805 2 жыл бұрын
Laughed out loud so many times - Milt you are a funny funny man. Thanks for posting.
@contessajones5619
@contessajones5619 2 жыл бұрын
He’s very good!
@jokendrick2124
@jokendrick2124 2 жыл бұрын
Love this guy. Funnnny! Laugh out loud funny......
@robbiebenson2814
@robbiebenson2814 2 жыл бұрын
Always end with your best joke. Nailed it
@sherylklein4887
@sherylklein4887 Ай бұрын
Thanks! Enjoyed Milt Abel!
@GenerationJonesi
@GenerationJonesi Жыл бұрын
He's got great delivery! Thanks for posting!
@Matt05A
@Matt05A Жыл бұрын
Very funny, thank you. And I'm from Canada, eh.
@batya7
@batya7 2 жыл бұрын
This guy is hilarious!!
@kathyhollenbach7413
@kathyhollenbach7413 2 жыл бұрын
Milt, I loved your show! I really enjoyed the jokes I had to think about for a couple seconds! And the dating apps!! Sooo good! Thank you.
@susielopresti7879
@susielopresti7879 17 күн бұрын
Loved the spelling bee joke “coming in list”! Very smart! 🌞Susie🌞
@HelioSkeptic
@HelioSkeptic Жыл бұрын
I love that. Throw your own surprise Birthday Party.
@hjuugo
@hjuugo Жыл бұрын
Loved this. I'm also getting some Benny Hill vibes so extra plus points for that lol
@helen_dating
@helen_dating 2 жыл бұрын
I love this kind of comedy
@vailryan5682
@vailryan5682 2 жыл бұрын
Really well done. Just enough bread crumbs to hold the meatloaf together.
@monicalarkin4616
@monicalarkin4616 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for the laugh today.
@garryjones7893
@garryjones7893 Жыл бұрын
Really enjoyed this guy's material! Lots of giggles n' guffaws!
@hudsonsteele8532
@hudsonsteele8532 2 жыл бұрын
I was looking for Captain Crunch yesterday, don't even know if they make it anymore. It WILL shred the roof of your mouth!
@peachmelba9333
@peachmelba9333 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah but I so liked it's sugar-and-vitamin-y taste.
@paulbloom71
@paulbloom71 2 жыл бұрын
What vitamin
@huejanus5505
@huejanus5505 Жыл бұрын
You think Captain Crunch is bad, try Froot Loops. Fruit loops smell so good.
@tracygrigereit2076
@tracygrigereit2076 Жыл бұрын
@@peachmelba93330
@peachmelba9333
@peachmelba9333 Жыл бұрын
@@huejanus5505 oot-fray oops-lay-see I still remember that commercial- yeah and now they do seasonal things to the cereals- like Christmas red and green; 4th of July Red ,Blue and some white mini marshmallows
@bradhouston4734
@bradhouston4734 Жыл бұрын
I really enjoyed this! Great to see some..well ripened characters killing it on here! 😀
@liangchen6451
@liangchen6451 Жыл бұрын
Ah I have been living in CND the whole time
@chrisgrcich7405
@chrisgrcich7405 2 жыл бұрын
Him and his buddy share a MENSA membership. Ha ha
@brandonnewby178
@brandonnewby178 2 жыл бұрын
That having a landline to find your cellular device bit.. I lose it so many times am I about to hook something up? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@sunnydaze2359
@sunnydaze2359 2 жыл бұрын
If I didn't have my landline phone I would probably have bought about 6 News cell phones by now.,🙄
@tinydancer7426
@tinydancer7426 Жыл бұрын
I have used my cell phone to find my cordless land line.
@judyswiderski2682
@judyswiderski2682 Жыл бұрын
When the laughter is over think on Jesus.🙂 "All things were made by him; and without him was not anything made that was made." John 1:3. The him is Jesus, the Word made flesh. John 1:14. What is the dictionary word for God? Supreme Being, Creator. John 1:3 cleary states that Jesus is uncreated and the Creator. Jesus' first end times warning is, "And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you. For many shall come in my name, saying, I am the Christ, and shall deceive many." Matthew 24:4-5. "But though we or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed." Galatians 1:8. Jesus said that he is God! "Before Abraham was, I am." John 8:58, Exodus 3:14. The corrupt Jews wanted to stone Jesus because He called God His Father, making himself to be God. John 10:33. "For the Father loveth you because ye have loved me and believe that I came out from God." John 16:27. Jesus forgave sins.Mark2:10-12.[Only God can forgive sins]. He knew His Father as His Father knew Him. John 10:15. [Only God can know as God knows.] "Destroy this temple and in three days I will raise it up." [Jesus spoke of His body] John 2:18-22. Jesus stated He is omnipresent, a quality of God alone. Matthew 18:20. "Where two or three are gathered in my name, I am in the midst of them." "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was and which is to come, the Almighty." Revelation 1:8. Know also, Jesus is fully man. Hebrews 3:3, 7:24, 8:3, and 10:12. King James Bible. He called us brethren. He became our high priest. Hebrews 10! 'Oh the blood of Jesus, oh the blood of Jesus, it washes white as snow.'
@tbwpiper189
@tbwpiper189 Жыл бұрын
Everyone thinks Canadians are so very polite...until they have the puck.
@thomasarussellsr
@thomasarussellsr 2 жыл бұрын
Well done Milt. The thing is, if I came to your show, I'd be pissed if I forgot my opera glasses and didn't get a close seat. Your face does so much for the routine. You definitely need a camera and a big screen for anyone not sitting close enough to see you clearly. But here on KZfaq, your a rockstar of comedy, IMHO!
@kennethgrzegorzewski753
@kennethgrzegorzewski753 2 жыл бұрын
My wife and I are first timers watching Milt. Very funny material, delivery and was clean for the whole family. Definitely recommend him!
@tedereTSSK
@tedereTSSK 2 жыл бұрын
A great laugh. Thank you.
@dianaspy6733
@dianaspy6733 2 жыл бұрын
Very funny guy! Thanks for sharing! 😄
@petermcfarlane7405
@petermcfarlane7405 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for your great show,very funny Mike cheers buddy
@catherinerosa-baker2937
@catherinerosa-baker2937 2 жыл бұрын
He's a very clever comedian😂 C A N A ...
@idoitforthehonor
@idoitforthehonor 2 жыл бұрын
It’s the wild Roomba for me
@user-kd1uu3dx3z
@user-kd1uu3dx3z 11 күн бұрын
I really wish I could tip you; I am flat broke but I really loved your set! 😂 Hope I can find more
@sidkudav9375
@sidkudav9375 2 жыл бұрын
Great set, made me laugh quite loudly at some of the punchlines.
@nghiado9895
@nghiado9895 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@carlaaustin6054
@carlaaustin6054 Күн бұрын
The smart phone part was so hilarious. Been there done that.
@davidanderson_surrey_bc
@davidanderson_surrey_bc Жыл бұрын
Lots of great laughs from this guy. Loved the one about sharing a Mensa membership.
@CascadianPatriotII
@CascadianPatriotII 2 жыл бұрын
Worry not. Canada's messing with itself.
@mandy747c
@mandy747c 2 жыл бұрын
This guy is fun! 🤣
@sac1303
@sac1303 23 күн бұрын
He was very funny. Thanks, Dry Bar.
@fominandrey7815
@fominandrey7815 Жыл бұрын
Excellent special, very funny.
@frozentits_records1691
@frozentits_records1691 2 жыл бұрын
When I moved from san diego California to Oregon, that joke driving on the 5 freeway couldn't be more true 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@awakeaware9707
@awakeaware9707 22 күн бұрын
Absolutely Hilarious 😂❤
@munnerlyn3
@munnerlyn3 2 жыл бұрын
Great job. Loved your act.
@sillyoldfrog
@sillyoldfrog 2 жыл бұрын
I love the wait until the kids do something wrong before tou whip them joke.
@skylorkatz1758
@skylorkatz1758 2 жыл бұрын
This guy is hilarious!
@lyleswanson7557
@lyleswanson7557 2 жыл бұрын
I talk to myself because, l am the only one l can trust to give me a straight answer.
@8tj08czwvi
@8tj08czwvi 2 жыл бұрын
Packing: Milt KNOWS me!🤣 Roomba🤣🤣 Snort Laughing: Sign of funny and you got me S&Ling all over the place!🤣🤣🤣
@petertuckergoettler5720
@petertuckergoettler5720 Жыл бұрын
Good Stuff (Funny), merci.
@yvonnelewis4888
@yvonnelewis4888 2 жыл бұрын
Ha! Too Funny!! Great show Milt!
@MykimoM-rp2ng
@MykimoM-rp2ng Ай бұрын
Awesome set Milt!! 😅👍🇨🇦🍻🤣
@barbjustus462
@barbjustus462 2 жыл бұрын
You are so funny,Thank you I needed to laugh
@alkinkade
@alkinkade 2 жыл бұрын
That's Hilarious... Thnx for Sharing 🤡🤠🤡🤠
@ekdaufin1485
@ekdaufin1485 2 жыл бұрын
Eh eh! 🤣 thank you!
@jacobkeryatk
@jacobkeryatk 2 жыл бұрын
Sir your voice is like Tom Hank 👍you did great sir 👌✌👏
@dcxblade7632
@dcxblade7632 2 жыл бұрын
Sounds alot like he voiced a character in jim Henson's sitcoms
@Music_is_Breathing
@Music_is_Breathing Жыл бұрын
You're hilarious!!!
@BobbiGail
@BobbiGail 2 жыл бұрын
Dry humor! Not in-your-face, but more like good "bad dad jokes." lol! Great job.
@noahabel6748
@noahabel6748 Жыл бұрын
I can confirm he does like dad jokes
@BobbiGail
@BobbiGail Жыл бұрын
​@@noahabel6748 Well well! Your name suggests you may very well know for sure! Cool! 🎉
@teamja1088
@teamja1088 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely hilarious!
@dannobloomquisr8825
@dannobloomquisr8825 Жыл бұрын
Try buying batteries in Canada........ AA A?
@MatthewWatches
@MatthewWatches 2 жыл бұрын
Great set, hope to see more :)
@yt650
@yt650 2 жыл бұрын
They’re not gutters in Canada they are, eves troughs
@patrickmchargue7122
@patrickmchargue7122 2 жыл бұрын
Well worth the watch.
@brightbulb9778
@brightbulb9778 Жыл бұрын
Funny. Very funny. 😂😂😂
@discobikerAndRosie
@discobikerAndRosie Ай бұрын
My friend uses a Roomba at her restaurant at the end of the work day. Every time it bumps into me, I say, "Excuse me," before realizing I just apologized to a robot. "I'm a salmon!" Oh mylanta, I cracked up!
@renier4415
@renier4415 2 жыл бұрын
Nice clean comedy thank you
@kliersheed
@kliersheed 2 жыл бұрын
some nice smart jokes and i liked his facial expressions. also i felt that the joke "it would come in list" didnt really get through to many :D 8at least the amount of laugh felt underappreciating :D
@johnpapa8681
@johnpapa8681 2 жыл бұрын
I like the toilet seat joke.
@davideaston6944
@davideaston6944 Жыл бұрын
Very funny🤣
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