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Married Conflicts | Don McMillan Comedy
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Күн бұрынLuckily I had my Universal Gender Translator on.
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America's #1 Nerdy Comedian
What do you get when you cross an Engineer with a stand-up comedian? You get Don McMillan. This former chip designer has been doing his one-of-a-kind, PowerPoint-Driven comedy show for audiences for over 20 years. In his show packed with graphs & charts, Don will show you the funny side of your world that has been sitting right in front of you - you are just too busy working to notice. Don graduated from Stanford University with a Master’s Degree in Electrical Engineering. He then went to work at AT&T Bell Labs where he was part of the team that designed the world’s first 32-bit microprocessor. He then moved to Silicon Valley where he helped launch the start-up company, VLSI Technology. Then after 15 years in the tech world, Don quit his job to become a stand-up comedian. That year he won $100,000 as the Comedy Grand Champion on “Star Search”. Don’s been seen on “The Tonight Show”, “HBO”, and the “Comedy Central”. These days, Don spends most of his time writing and performing customized corporate comedy shows for companies like Google, Apple, Amazon, Microsoft, Ford Motors, and Exxon/Mobil. Don has performed more than 800 corporate shows in the last 20 years and he was named the #1 Corporate Comedian by the CBS Business Network.
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@LordMidichlorian 3 ай бұрын
Excited for 512MB RAM upgrade, man this is an old show.
@wat5513 3 ай бұрын
Oh man. 512MB was where it's at back in the amd socket A era. Nforce mobos baby!
@danijelujcic8644 3 ай бұрын
and 2.4 GHz was most likely a Pentium 4 :-)
@volodyanarchist 3 ай бұрын
You can open another tab in your browser.
@cadmean-reader 3 ай бұрын
They don't make 'em like they used to anymore
@DaSpeedster 3 ай бұрын
Fr
@DM-kl4em 3 ай бұрын
As a fellow engineer, who has also been married for many years, you actually made EXACTLY the right call in those argument examples. You offered suggestions, and then ULTIMATELY respected her decision as final. Making a suggestion is actually GOOD, and HIGHLY PREFERRED, under the strong condition that you don't fight with her if she disagrees. One of the worst things you can do is fail to offer a suggestion and just say "whatever you want to do, honey". She wants to hear a suggestion from you, even if she immediately shoots it down. Making a suggestion shows that you are interested and paying attention. Respecting her decision as final shows that you respect her. As my grandpa (who was married for 62 years) used to say, "You can be RIGHT, or you can be HAPPY."
@tylerian4648 3 ай бұрын
Sounds unhealthy if the outcome of every suggestion is her shooting the suggestion down. While she is being respected, the man most certainly isn't.
@l33t007 3 ай бұрын
Married for 24yrs and this is exactly how my husband handles my questions.😂😂 God I adore that man!
@eng.miroslavmanahilov1944 3 ай бұрын
Sounds toxic to me.
@Panda_Gibs Ай бұрын
@@eng.miroslavmanahilov1944 Women tend to think this sort of thing is hilarious. Their tik tok feeds are full of women stepping all over men and they can't get enough of it. And they can't figure out why their relationships keep falling apart.
@ntal5859 Ай бұрын
@@l33t007No you used the wrong words... It should be "Oh god how you tortured that man".
@xstlady52 3 ай бұрын
As a married woman, I am actually on Don's side of the chart, except for the beer (substitute bottle of white zinfandel).
@wartgin 2 ай бұрын
I'd still prefer a wedding over the Super Bowl and I'd substitute cider for beer but otherwise agree.
@ntal5859 Ай бұрын
Well honey it wasn't about you, it was about what he liked and got excited about so the beer stays.
@MyFavoriteDisease 11 күн бұрын
How about the prostate check?
@evanisnor8697 3 ай бұрын
Great jokes! Love the slides. We're up to gigabytes now man, can you believe it?
@noitallmanaz 3 ай бұрын
terabytes
@Madi_Ernar 3 ай бұрын
Of course he can, he's been present all this time. Our phones now are more powerful than PCs in the past.
@PineappleOnPizza69 3 ай бұрын
@@noitallmanaz he was talking about RAM, not SSD
@geraldframinghammer2626 2 ай бұрын
@@Madi_Ernar👃👓👆
@scbane 3 ай бұрын
My grandfather told me "There are a lot of reasons to marry, happiness and a sex life aren't two of them."
@thohangst 2 ай бұрын
Your grandpa was doing it wrong. To be honest, so am I, but I'm kinda committed to it at this point, 28 years in. Ain't nobody want either one of us at this stage. Dance with the one you brought and all that.
@aporifera Ай бұрын
Your grandpa sounds like Eeyore. If you aren't happily married, you either married the wrong person or you are not marriage material, or both.
@seantaylor8114 14 күн бұрын
That sucks for your grandpa but if you marry right, you’ll have more happiness and sex than most of your friends
@magnaman80 3 ай бұрын
Don, your humor is GREAT. It's original, funny and as a newly wed....ACCURATE. We hope to see you in the Central Texas/Austin area some day. Keep up the good work, people need a break from life and need to laugh more. After all, laughter is the best medicine!
@pancudowny Ай бұрын
She also never seemed to have LEFT the mall, either... if you look closely!
@elham.p.mohammadi 3 ай бұрын
The best original clean comedy I have ever seen. ❤
@LesCish 3 ай бұрын
Laura must have read Mad magazine as a child. Seems she fell in love with Don Martin. Love your videos, Don!!!
@useruser6240 3 ай бұрын
Thats just brilliant ,finding new subscribers with the old clips+ little bit of also old clips that didn't shown until now...I'm kidding you r my nerdy comedian.
@Shade01982 Ай бұрын
This Gap routine is missing the best part 😂. Where his wife actually (correctly) points out her shopping is more efficient when adjusted for cost per minute 😏.
@janwillem_vl 3 ай бұрын
That was a good laugh! But the last thing about the wife visiting (nearly) every store just seems unrealistic. I mean, not visiting any store twice? No way.
@wisteria3032 2 ай бұрын
if you follow her route you will find that either she at some point loops back and revisits at least 3/4 of them going in the opposite direction or she is still there. or the battery on the gps stopped working after 3h30m and so we are missing part of the data
@JohnDoe-bu3qp 13 күн бұрын
@@wisteria3032 I was wondering whether I was the only one who got triggered by there not being an exit line for her lol
@glenm99 2 ай бұрын
Shortly after marriage, my wife and I reached a compromise on chores: sometimes she cooks and I do the dishes, and sometimes I cook and I do the dishes.
@idh31a74 2 ай бұрын
Sounds familiar!
@andymerrett Ай бұрын
In our house, sometimes I cook and I do the dishes. Some days we don't eat.
@Rising_Pho3nix_23 2 ай бұрын
1:06 You heard it here. Don likes having a prostate check at least once a week. lmao
@realDesertRat 2 ай бұрын
Show from 96 I presume. Man I miss those days. Great bit!
@whitewolf1610 3 ай бұрын
God when it's your show, I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂
@ukdavepianoman Ай бұрын
Brilliantly funny. Love it.
@Altoclarinets 3 ай бұрын
512 MB? How many decades old is this?
@devijankowicz9491 2 ай бұрын
So? It's still funny.
@Altoclarinets 2 ай бұрын
@@devijankowicz9491 Never said it wasn't, just curious why it took so long to upload. Man's been on KZfaq over a decade
@devijankowicz9491 2 ай бұрын
@@Altoclarinets Oh, heavens... I saw it just now... being busy with the rest of my life in the meantime!
@mrbro9675 2 ай бұрын
@@devijankowicz9491 I was there, it's from 1994. I've met my wife there. After it ended I even met Don and asked for an autograph. Such an amazing night!
@Yohann67 Ай бұрын
True! I need 16 more GB…..
@mattwright2964 3 ай бұрын
So frighteningly true.
@richatlarge462 8 күн бұрын
So hard to find "clean" humor in nightclubs, let alone funny humor. This is both.
@tirsden Ай бұрын
"You need to find us $10,000." ".......wait... so... I CAN GET A $5,000 TV!?" -- how that should have gone.
@JT-on7pf 3 ай бұрын
I have no idea how women are able to look at a freakin' pillow in a store for 25 minutes and end up not buying it because it's not matching the decore. Arent you able to tell right away???
@gardenjoy5223 3 ай бұрын
Wait a minute... Have you forgotten, that we've gone through all the options in our house and still in other stores to see if among the 12,331 options there's a winner? Considering the amount of options of combining it with what we already have, of what we could buy as well, and of what color we could paint the wall (and there the drapes come in...), I think 25 minutes is amazingly fast.
@wisteria3032 2 ай бұрын
it's not the only thing to consider. can we talk about the quality of the pillow? I mean, I will probably not be buying it because of the decor but maybe I could look for a pillow with similar characteristics. Now, let's analize all of them, decide for which ones I will refuse to compromise and which are good but if I find one that looks better in my home then I can compromise on them. Also let's think about the cost/time benefit of actually buying this particular pillow and have new fabric applied instead. Of course I need to think about the probability of finding an altogether better one instead but this probability depends on how many other pillows I have already seen and analysed
@JT-on7pf 2 ай бұрын
@@wisteria3032 everything you've just said can easily be done in 3 minutes
@merseltzer 2 ай бұрын
It's a gift! 😂
@billh5923 28 күн бұрын
I once criticized how my wife did my laundry. I've been doing my own ever since!
@BoBo0807 25 күн бұрын
That works both ways; for example, my wife does not criticize how I mow the lawn.
@merseltzer 2 ай бұрын
There is a reason that couch is on the 405. No thanks. 😁
@moonshade99 3 ай бұрын
For all those who are wondering men and women needs equality
@organist1982 3 ай бұрын
I heard the guy(s) trying to nearly heckle you. Have you ever had to deal with a true heckler?
@wisteria3032 2 ай бұрын
did.... did your wife ever get out of the mall?
@TheIndianalain 2 ай бұрын
When my kids were young, I quickly learned that answering "No" to one of their demands was pointless, because they would immediately ask my wife and the odds she would answer "of course, " were so big that I just resorted to "ask your mother". Less humiliating.
@unstopology 18 сағат бұрын
Funny stuff. At the time of this comment, 8GB of RAM is minimum in a PC now. I'd rather have at least 16GB or more for video editing and other work.
@cacheman 2 ай бұрын
5:31 "Quantifize"... "Quantize"... You were closer the first time.
@gwinbeer 3 ай бұрын
The Dyson handheld vacuum has really changed the vacuuming scene. Now I don't mind vacuuming anymore because it's very fun - versatile, small, reach many more places, watch all the captured dust at the end, and no more pulling long hair from the machine. Worth every penny, but! DO NOT give in to spouse's demands for the latest version. V8 Absolute is more than enough IMO - should be around $300 if you look around
@Chillpillspill 3 ай бұрын
Dyson is great if you're OK with it only lasting a few years before needing to replace it or make a major repair. I personally don't understand how anyone is OK with that. I prefer products that are built to last.
@Danceofmasks 5 күн бұрын
There are layers to that table ... I know the joke he told is that he hates shopping, but the rest of the list is finding the equivalent thing for something the wife likes for something he likes, so ... if we follow the if A then B reasoning, then Don likes prostate checks as much as his wife likes shopping.
@MigattenoBlakae 2 ай бұрын
2:54 I actually agree with Laura’s way of doing it. Vacuuming is EXTREMELY tedious. The best way to do it, in terms of “keeping your sanity,” is to just zone out and go crazy with it. Paying methodical attention to the specific path of the vacuum like that, would drive me crazy. Also, there are sometimes things you need to vacuum twice.
@kenchristie9214 2 ай бұрын
I've been married 50 years to m beautiful wife. I learnt very early on it was more prudent to lose an argument to her rather than prove beyond any doubt that she was 100% wrong.
@Enjoymentboy 3 ай бұрын
I don't know... I've been shopping and I've had prostate checks and shopping has never made me smile. It all depends on who's doing the prostate check and the size of her fingers.
@merseltzer 2 ай бұрын
TMI
@AscheWholeProductions 2 ай бұрын
Yeah, for $5,000 I'd rather sit on the floor or maybe a milk crate.
@scottr2597 2 ай бұрын
I believe that an error occurred when someone translated the word woman into English. I believe the actual translation is WHOA-man!
@RickTheClipper 11 күн бұрын
I had kicked Laura out of the house in the first 6 months
@eldonhoward7925 2 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@christopherx7428 Ай бұрын
Marriage is a democracy where each has one vote. Of course, the wife holds the chairman position...
@programmertheory Ай бұрын
512 Mb of RAM is nothin today. need at least 8Gb. 16Gb is the sweet spot. 32 if you want to go into the overkill realm
@MyManUtd101 3 ай бұрын
Wait, 512 MB Ram upgrade and 2.4 GHz CPU??? Mate when was this filmed?
@althomas6045 2 ай бұрын
old but funny
@WarrenValion 2 ай бұрын
You make a brilliant case to never get married
@wisteria3032 2 ай бұрын
which is why I am showing this to my father and not my fiancé 😂
@apolloxiii5574 Ай бұрын
Women have the same thinking process at work, that's why nothing gets done anymore.
@11C1P Ай бұрын
He's making a living talking about his life as a simp, good for him.
@ymeynot0405 2 ай бұрын
+
@hwy27west 26 күн бұрын
Sounds like she is more of a liability, than an asset…
@throatwobblermangrove8510 3 ай бұрын
So you're saying your wife hates to shop? She's a rarity among women in my experience.
@ThaFuzzwood 2 ай бұрын
So, men, never get married until this unequality is also settled.
@tracyrreed 3 ай бұрын
I don't find humor about men being abused in relationships to be funny anymore. :(
@richrick6168 3 ай бұрын
Get over it and cheer up
@humbledone6382 3 ай бұрын
@@richrick6168The whole cuck hold thing gets old
@tracyrreed 3 ай бұрын
@@richrick6168 Did you have to ask your wife permission to post that? How often does she let you get your balls out of her purse?
@MrDarthtelos 3 ай бұрын
I reported that guy for being a dick.
@alternative2104 3 ай бұрын
Men who get abused in relationships are not men.
@AntisocialRedNeckNerd 18 күн бұрын
This would be funny if it were not true. . .
@wat5513 3 ай бұрын
Reminds me of some engineer professor regarding marriage. Savor the pain, it is constant and daily and it exquisite. Haha. Sounds like pages and pages of calculation that makes little sense or something. 15 years old now this vid haha. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/sLRnp6lpvJemYnk.htmlsi=Ci-xyJEJPnkjHjJZ
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