Babysitters are a Rip-Off | David Rodriguez

Babysitters are a Rip-Off | David Rodriguez | Stand Up Comedy

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3 ай бұрын

Comedian David Rodriguez reveals his dishwasher conspiracies, his hatred for spaghetti, and how babysitters are getting too greedy!
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Colorado-based comedian living in Fort Collins where he runs the Comedy Fort in between errands for his children and dogs.
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Credits:
Written and Performed by David Rodriguez
Executive Producers: Kyle Kazanjian-Amory & Brett Kushner
VP of Production: Marissa Gallant
Live Events Manager: Drew Platt
Co-Directors: Gordie Earle III & Brad Silnutzer
Producer: Jay Bode
Director of Photography: Mark Davis
Gaffer: Michael Tellup
Swing: Dallas Calkins
Cam Operators:
Steve Anson
Angelo Clarizio
Lauren Doyle
Tanner Eck
Editor: Jordan Tetewsky
Assistant Editor: Lucas Bohlinger
Color Correction: Jordan Tetewsky
Sound Recordist: Brandon Loulias
A2: Erik Altstadt & Veronica Kahn
Re-Record Mixer: Ryan Meadows
End Music: Maxwell Phillips
Production Designer: Amelia Brooke
Graphics: Megan Hunter
Production Assistants:
Rachel Bershad
Megan Hunter
Maggie Rosenberg
Photographer: Matt Misisco ( / mattmisiscostudios )
Special thanks to our generous hosts, Movement Warehouse in San Diego, CA

Пікірлер: 163

@shannonhenson8911 3 ай бұрын

"The kids are still in the car" 🤣😂🤣

@SunShineShawnie 3 ай бұрын

I’m glad I’m not the only one who truly dislikes how long dishwashers take like I need a time setting

@benstolen4478 3 ай бұрын

Bought Samsung appliances when I built my house. The dishwasher, oven, microwave, washer and dryer all tell me how much time is left…..you can even start and stop it from your phone

@SunShineShawnie 3 ай бұрын

@@benstolen4478 dishwashers need the option to set the time duration of the entire wash

@JacyndaMinor 3 ай бұрын

@@benstolen4478mine does too, my appliances all say how long the cycle will take before you start it and how long is left once it starts The more energy and water efficient something is, the slower it is. You can make a wash much faster, it just uses up a lot of energy and wastes a ton of water. Most dishwashers have instructional videos on their website that explain how to load a dishwasher properly, it’s almost a guarantee that everyone does it wrong until they watch one. It’s also almost a guarantee that everyone is ruining their clothes and their washers with too much soap and fabric softener

@rtitelbaum 3 ай бұрын

@@benstolen4478 😮

@MaNuLaToROfficial 3 ай бұрын

@@benstolen4478 crazy! you must not have house servants? to each their own i guess!

@garciavashchino1 3 ай бұрын

That spaghetti joke was the tip of the roller-coaster 😂

@JacyndaMinor 3 ай бұрын

Yes!

@itssellz2645 3 ай бұрын

Right?😂😂😂

@MarquiseSwankMpax 3 ай бұрын

One of the best I heard in a while lmaooo

@estyron27858 3 ай бұрын

Are you saying it was all down hill from there 😂😂 but nah I agree it was pretty funny

@user-wk4ee4bf8g Ай бұрын

Thought it was pretty formulaic, an excuse to relate it to hot lesbians turning down dick. It's probably all made up and he loves pasta.

@cap10em0 3 ай бұрын

😂 I snorted when he said he would still do hand stuff. Great set

@awasteofwords 3 ай бұрын

As a lesbian, I sincerely thank you for bringing attention to that very real, irksome occurrence in a different aspect!

@Malali16 3 ай бұрын

As a dishwasher boohoo

@user-vs1vu9tu4h 3 ай бұрын

the dishwasher joke is seriously brilliant

@Kaylbee 3 ай бұрын

As an Asian person...oh boy , he didn't even scratch the truth...and some of it...hm...i don't think i believed it. Having dishwashers and not using them runs deep...

@sKitZoBonKa 3 ай бұрын

Why is dishwashing so funny all the sudden 😂😂😂

@SkylorBeck 3 ай бұрын

Hope to see more from this guy!

@dude3146 3 ай бұрын

This is the edgiest clean comedy. Absolutely f****** love it! (He also owns a fuckin awesome club. Comedy club.)

@wk8570 2 ай бұрын

@dude3146 it's not a comedy club, it's a literal club, a stout shillelagh.

@tommymorgan2019 3 ай бұрын

Glad to hear the original outro music ❤ 😂 Also The comedy is top tier as always

@Kick0a0cat 3 ай бұрын

The reason we scrape the dishes before putting them into the dishwasher is because cleaning that siev is the grossest thing most people will ever have to do

@Toofast4005 3 ай бұрын

Always love some good clean dishwasher jokes 😁

@Cruxvae 3 ай бұрын

Really strong set!

@EKSATable 3 ай бұрын

As a lesbian, I will NOT try your grandma's 😂😂😂😂

@Diaphat 3 ай бұрын

As a lesbian trapped in a man's body I agree. Women are works of art, but us men are grotesque looking.

@user-oo8wf9gq6r 3 ай бұрын

❤ bless you we need more lesbain

@Malali16 3 ай бұрын

Nah@@user-oo8wf9gq6r

@escaperelaxandbejeweled 3 ай бұрын

I love the two women behind David at 5:42 lol!

@Malali16 3 ай бұрын

Why what did they do??

@demiwa00 2 ай бұрын

@@Malali16I think they're talking about the nudge

@travelwithmestranger 3 ай бұрын

David rocked this set. Gotta join his channel 😂😂😂😂

@BadBoyAnzer 3 ай бұрын

Maaaan that was good.

@smoothiehog2952 3 ай бұрын

this is fantastic

@_enajyram_ 3 ай бұрын

When he asked "what is happening in the dishwasher that's taking so long?!" I felt that😅

@ladyteruki 3 ай бұрын

Funny and overall wholesome (then again sometimes I do like spaghetti), time flew by !

@LaPelusaMojada 3 ай бұрын

You could hear the crowd pause and think “oh shit that guys 38” 1:37 lol

@sKitZoBonKa 3 ай бұрын

Grandpa for the 2nd joke 🎉

@NephOG 3 ай бұрын

Thisguy is actually good... We want more of him

@msbenjamin__ 3 ай бұрын

hilarious set, love the scream from the dishes

@jillsy2815 3 ай бұрын

Super funny, relatable and no bad words!!! ❤️❤️❤️

@user-rm9zx7ln9i 3 ай бұрын

I'm curious about this. If he used the word "ass", but left out the joke that ends with him giving a young dude a handjob, would you think it was more or less appropriate?

@frostxinfinity747 3 ай бұрын

Except for that very obvious F bomb lmao

@jillsy2815 3 ай бұрын

@@frostxinfinity747 oh! oops! Comparatively few, let us say😁

@frostxinfinity747 3 ай бұрын

@@jillsy2815 yes indeed, I'm just funnin' with ya! 😁

@BillyAndersonYT 3 ай бұрын

David is one of the best

@MrsABC7997 3 ай бұрын

Hilarious 😂😂😂

@Transcend11111 3 ай бұрын

You have a dishwasher!!!!?😂😂😂

@Noirnaledi 3 ай бұрын

Genuinely so hilarious!

@JacyndaMinor 3 ай бұрын

Great set! I loved the dishwasher material!

@LulKillaJDog 3 ай бұрын

effin great! loved the dishwasher joke 🤣🤣

@brooklynbutler4077 2 ай бұрын

This is the second stand-up in a row at this venue I've listened to that was nicely interrupted by parking lot traffic. Very nice touch 👌 lol

@trentenrobinson 3 ай бұрын

Absolutely incredible! Great job, love the Comedy Fort!

@lvchrst18 3 ай бұрын

i love comedy so much. especially when it's david rodriguez comedy 💓

@izzy9506 Ай бұрын

THE MUSIC IS BACK BABYYYYYYY!!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

@christophergreen9928 3 ай бұрын

"I don't like spaghetti and you don't have to either" Instant like!

@NobodyButD.W. 3 ай бұрын

Loved him😊 yes the outro music is back!

@Lee-xw7gf 3 ай бұрын

3:47 my jaw dropped. I’m 19 and my boyfriend has a bearded dragon😭

@Lee-xw7gf 3 ай бұрын

This is the first set to make me genuinely laugh in a while

@dragonswyft 3 ай бұрын

Incredible set! Made me burst out laughing multiple times :D

@lizzywolfsoncomedy 3 ай бұрын

Amazing set!!! 😂

@SpectreDeluxe 3 ай бұрын

Holy shit this guy is incredible

@AndrewGrey22 3 ай бұрын

I hate spaghetti too. I usually end up with it all down my front.

@daniellerrrrrrrrr 3 ай бұрын

Love that they brought back the song!!

@thejones222 3 ай бұрын

Amazing set !👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂

@o0LoveLove0o 3 ай бұрын

Mad funny !!! Loved it

@robbob1866 3 ай бұрын

I'm surprised that at the end of the spaghetti joke he didn't say "Have you tried my grandpa's"?

@bread9408 3 ай бұрын

This was a good set Good laugh every minute

@Psyche_MMA 3 ай бұрын

Friken awesome, think this guy my favorite right now

@SCBB24 3 ай бұрын

Smooth ass close for the set

@imerriweather1 3 ай бұрын

First time seeing this guy. AMAZING work!!!

@bobicekhudebnikem 3 ай бұрын

very good and enjoyable!!!

@irihoflambeau7203 3 ай бұрын

thanks fr bringing back the ending song

@tacticalviking3773 2 ай бұрын

Loved it

@edwardbellcomedy 3 ай бұрын

Hilarious!🤣🤣🤣

@Erika.D84 2 ай бұрын

25 dollars for a night, pizza and Hulu? Deal, that is a golden opportunity. Not a joke, that sounds good!

@ButterBunny- 3 ай бұрын

This dude is great 😂

@matthewpnewell 3 ай бұрын

Saw him in Boise with Dude Dad. Amazing set. Had us laughing so hard.

@nickholmby7246 3 ай бұрын

So good

@chriskukowski398 3 ай бұрын

Wow this dude had some fucking awesome material....

@admtpasi 3 ай бұрын

Hell yes

@chrismcmillen6828 3 ай бұрын

This guys hilarious!

@smoothiehog2952 3 ай бұрын

50/hr is Crazy. In highschool, like 5 years ago, i babysat for 20 flat - because i was a teenager.

@ladybluelotus 3 ай бұрын

Yeah, that's wild. Those are low-key 'I don't like your kids, please stay at home' prices.

@sKitZoBonKa 3 ай бұрын

U gotta try ma grandmas spaghetti 🍝

@realsk8rade 3 ай бұрын

great ender!

@Barbaroossa 3 ай бұрын

I remember back when we had to poop without our phones cause cellphones back then were primitive as fuck, some people would have stacks of magazines in the bathroom to pass the time, others like would just read and re-read the contents label on our shampoo or hair conditioner, shit was boring as fuck. Now we can view spicy memes on demand on Instagram and shitpost across the world with colorful strangers, who are also in the bathroom taking a shit.

@Maazin5 3 ай бұрын

I only know what pyrithione zinc is because I would constantly read the Head&Shoulders bottle for 15 years

@jennametalsome2445 3 ай бұрын

omg that was so funny!!

@Mikeyadig1095 3 ай бұрын

My boy looks like a grown up Timmy Turner. Brilliant set!

@bennyandthejets 3 ай бұрын

i’m literally misting my lizards house as he made the lizard dude joke wth

@motaharehjadidi5875 3 ай бұрын

Good to hear the original music back!🫶

@masterchiefer25 3 ай бұрын

Glad to hear you brought back the old outrio song. That other one was bad. Also, this dude was funny

@Kryxx07 3 ай бұрын

Very funny. Would love to see a 30 minute set.

@chrischerubini7766 3 ай бұрын

Great video I hope he gets to come on again!

@-.-E-.- 3 ай бұрын

He was so funny!

@alextthomas 3 ай бұрын

this set was so fuckin good, new fave dude !!!

@dealwolfstriked272 3 ай бұрын

How can you not like spaghetti and meatballs?!

@AJohnSmith 3 ай бұрын

Pizza hand stuff was a great ender.

@j.flux87 3 ай бұрын

Solid

@athlete_sorts4498 3 ай бұрын

I just sat down with the bowl of spaghetti, looking for a video to watch and I stumbled across this lol

@dustinandkatieharman7386 3 ай бұрын

You "stumbled" lol you mean you say down with your bowl of perfect spaghetti excited to eat it and asked yourself "who doesnt like spaghetti?" And then on your phone with no texts and nothing to do with your perfect spaghetti went "hmmm I wonder." And googled 'who doesnt like spaghetti?" With this beautiful comedy set video that made you chuckle and laugh hysterically so you wanted to comment but not brave enough to admit so you went "i stumbled across this coincidentally"lol no shame weve all done it.

@dustinandkatieharman7386 3 ай бұрын

@bendaileycomedy 3 ай бұрын

🔥🔥🔥

@damonwilliams1144 3 ай бұрын

I think this is the first time I’ve heard a joke about dishwashers that also wasn’t about women, good shit bro bro😂😂

@pedroparkros2569 3 ай бұрын

You have to try SpaghettiEis I think 😂😏

@kennigel377 Ай бұрын

Wonder if his kids was in the car 😂😂

@PNWGuitar 3 ай бұрын

As someone who did babysit in high-school I always quoted way more than was reas9nable because I did not want to babysit and more often than not parents are so desperate for a night out they'll just pay it like ransom

@Malali16 3 ай бұрын

Then why babysit ?? Like what lmao

@XRatedPoetry 2 ай бұрын

Oh honey, Vodka doesn't freeze.

@danielhill3410 3 ай бұрын

🔥

@Robobot1 3 ай бұрын

Your lesbian woman at the bar comment was perfect!!! I love how it had a set in and burn for a little for me to get it

@Dev-sq1ym 3 ай бұрын

das good

@d.t.6072 3 ай бұрын

The set was bombing a bit before the dishwasher joke, but that joke put things into the rinse cycle for sure. 🤓

@PleaseDontCry2 3 ай бұрын

That was fantastic!! Only thing I would have changed is the part about the babysitter where you talk about your son on youtube. Would have been a good time for call back to the shower thing. Be like and my son will be in his room watching youtube. That is if he ever gets out the shower. I swear i left for work and got home and he was in the shower. Im 90% sure he never got out.

@bennybop5387 9 күн бұрын

💯🙌🏽

@lauriekilmartin16 3 ай бұрын

haha yes that IS camping

@LD-ky8bo 3 ай бұрын

🤣🤣

@jolanakondrc3066 3 ай бұрын

I also dislike spaghetti. Especially the spaghetti and sauce. I’d prefer ravioli with pesto but not spaghetti. I’ve never heard anyone say that before.

@mousey6262 3 ай бұрын

Sweeet ! Needed some good laugh

@kiarrapierce 3 ай бұрын

Damn I was definitely undercharging. I charged $3 - 3.50 per hour per kid back when I was in high school in the 2010s

@juliogutierrez8859 3 ай бұрын

Hello Paige.

@foreveryactionthereisacons1683 3 ай бұрын

I don't like spaghetti either.. maybe in Italy..

@jb1688 3 ай бұрын

That why my kids are n the car LOL

@paigechavez9232 3 ай бұрын

Hello Alex.

@XxWarzonexXxDeathxX 3 ай бұрын

I know how the babysitter pay goes! We pay our babysitter $35/day per child. Which wasn't that bad until we found out we had another child on the way and know we will need her to watch both. She does so well with our firstborn we dont want to go anywhere else though

@Shermar 3 ай бұрын

~ If she trustworthy, competent and compassionate, it’s well worth the expense.

@jillsy2815 3 ай бұрын

ong I used to get $1/hour back in the '70's 😂

@Shermar 3 ай бұрын

@@jillsy2815 ~ Never seen anyone from the 70s use ong. #respectfully 🙃

@ramadjones 3 ай бұрын

@@Shermar Sorry, but no. 70 dollars an hour to monitor children is ridiculous.

@jillsy2815 3 ай бұрын

@@Shermar Oops "omg" = "oh my gosh" I'm 58 & hv 3 kids 23, 25 & 28 who are responsible for teaching me all da brevs🤣