Rob Haze vs. The Machines | Stand Up Comedy

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3 ай бұрын

Comedian Rob Haze jokes about censorship online, the latest fashion trends, and a conspiracy theory about conspiracy theories in his Don't Tell Comedy set!
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Rob Haze is a comedian from Atlanta, Georgia. Rob’s new special Frontin’ is available now on KZfaq. He is a writer/ performer on Sherman’s Showcase on IFC. He was on the first Sneaker Sketch show Sneak This on B/R Kicks. Rob’s standup has been featured on The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon, The Late Late Show, Comedy Central, and Viceland. Rob has a podcast called The Inconsistent Podcast with Rob Haze available everywhere.
Instagram: / robhaze
TikTok: / robhaze
KZfaq: @RobHaZepresents
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Credits:
Written and Performed by Adam Pasi
Executive Producers: Kyle Kazanjian-Amory & Brett Kushner
VP of Production: Marissa Gallant
Live Events Manager: Drew Platt
Co-Directors: Gordie Earle III & Brad Silnutzer
Producer: Jay Bode
Director of Photography: Mark Davis
Gaffer: Michael Tellup
Swing: Dallas Calkins
Cam Operators:
Steve Anson
Angelo Clarizio
Lauren Doyle
Tanner Eck
Editor: Jordan Tetewsky
Assistant Editor: Lucas Bohlinger
Color Correction: Jordan Tetewsky
Sound Recordist: Brandon Loulias
A2: Erik Altstadt & Veronica Kahn
Re-Record Mixer: Ryan Meadows
End Music: Maxwell Phillips
Production Designer: Amelia Brooke
Graphics: Megan Hunter
Production Assistants:
Rachel Bershad
Megan Hunter
Maggie Rosenberg
Photographer: Matt Misisco ( / mattmisiscostudios )
Special thanks to our generous hosts, Movement Warehouse in San Diego, CA

Пікірлер: 91

@famfamfam5782 2 ай бұрын

No way the conspiracy bells joke is the toppest tier joke I’ve heard in probably literally years. Whole set before was legit some of sharpest writing around period too

@JK-qi7pp 2 ай бұрын

It's true to boot. Clocks were a way of controlling people, especially once they entered factory floors. Workers wouldn't be able to afford their own clocks, so the factory owners would often mess with the clocks and have people working overtime without them noticing.

@bibsythecottonelf7147 2 ай бұрын

“They tryna control us broo” Man he’s right, you KNOW someone was saying that 😂

@xapokalypse 2 ай бұрын

@@JK-qi7pp I'm not surprised at all but that's wild 💀

@hotgirlmess 2 ай бұрын

Nah it was always too loud compared to the comedian's set it was so jarring lol

@tommymorgan2019 2 ай бұрын

Am I the only one who wants them to bring back the old Outro music?

@joemcatee4162 2 ай бұрын

Such a banger of a song lol

@shaspearman8647 2 ай бұрын

Yes! What the hell? That was my jam. I was always bankhead bouncing to that.

@Izduk 2 ай бұрын

I'm sure if this comment stay top they'll think about it

@creamyhummus 2 ай бұрын

YES!

@sanjemyles3944 2 ай бұрын

Yes please

@er... 2 ай бұрын

Bring back the Shakespeare collar 🤣🤣🤣that's what's up!

@barbedwirehalo3148 2 ай бұрын

This is definitely what I needed after a long day of work while I’m eating some food 😊 thank you Rob!

@Anonymously_J 2 ай бұрын

Rob Haze is LEGIT 😂

@Psyche_MMA 2 ай бұрын

🔥🔥😂😂

@JeremiahBryant 2 ай бұрын

Dude is hilarious 😂😂😂

@parashar4690 2 ай бұрын

amazing storyteller with the right amount of humour, both educational and funny af

@EngagementEngineer 2 ай бұрын

#RobHaze comedy special #Frontin is out now on KZfaq. Full brain engagement 💡🧠😄 #livecomedy #standupcomedy #comedywriter #comedyshow

@ted.25blu57 19 сағат бұрын

Genius! Jacket and shoes fly too

@KBWeeds 2 ай бұрын

I LOVE ROB HAZE!!!

@terrytube5247 2 ай бұрын

For a guy who seems to be asleep, he has some great riffs on 400 years of technology (I am including collars as a technology).

@EngagementEngineer 2 ай бұрын

On an episode of #TheInconsistentPodcast Rob casually inserts a full break down of LASER as an acronym mid-conversation. My whole life I thought laser was just a regular word. 💡🧠😄 #edutainment #livecomedy #standupcomedy #comedywriter #comedyshow

@dre_withwithout 15 күн бұрын

“I was closeted about my dad.” 😂

@morganmarshall450 2 ай бұрын

Just seeing this guy for the first time. This is the hardest I laughed all week😄

@BLOXKAFELLARECORDS 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 killa afraid to say kill 😂😂😂

@_NewtonMeter 2 ай бұрын

Straight faced delivery.😂

@ruthantiaobong3502 2 ай бұрын

2:50 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂for real!!

@006G1 2 ай бұрын

🔥🔥🔥🔥 keep going Rob

@thenopasslook 2 ай бұрын

great set

@MsMakeba 2 ай бұрын

2:41 "He's eating SOUP!" 😂 😅 😂 @RobHaZepresents Okay.....I'm listening for real now that my brain has released that! #comedywriter #StandUpComedian #Frontin #TheInconsistentPodcast #Hazeopedia #highbrow #blerd #adhdrelief #listenable #DearAlgorithm #BlackFutureMonth

@surrelvision1538 2 ай бұрын

Cooking for clicks, is a bar, Rob!! Nicely done, sir!! 😉👌

@locodinero81 12 күн бұрын

And I want Shakespeare collar while I’m I’m doing it 😂

@wew8820 2 ай бұрын

About the conspiracy theories, here's an excerpt about sundials from an ancient Roman poem by the comedian Plautus (c250 BC): The gods confound the man who first found out How to distinguish hours! Confound him too Who in this place set up a sundial To cut and hack my days so wretchedly Into small portions! When I was a boy, My belly was my sundial: one more sure, Truer, and more exact than any of them. This dial told me when it was time To go to dinner, when I had anything to eat; But nowadays, why even when I have, I can’t fall-to unless the sun gives leave. The town’s so full of these confounded dials, The greatest part of its inhabitants, Shrunk up with hunger, creep along the streets.

@MrYowen88 2 ай бұрын

Don’t listen to the bells lol… genius.

@boldnbrash7028 2 ай бұрын

Comedy style is Just your high friend rambling

@Nicelifeinnature 2 ай бұрын

Great coverage! I have always found the Guyanas to be intriguing.

@-.-E-.- 2 ай бұрын

So funny!

@romelldawkins5515 2 ай бұрын

Good set 😂

@nathanpeachs2704 2 ай бұрын

😂 they did bring back the collar, in the 90s😂

@borlanderobertson5666 2 ай бұрын

Good set❤

@SOUNDINTHECITY 2 ай бұрын

i laugh mucho

@jrob2430 2 ай бұрын

He was good on After Midnight the other day

@EngagementEngineer 2 ай бұрын

"When I was eating one meal a day, you didn't care." 😂😅😂 "Meanwhile my father was at home....fine." 🤣 There are no throwaway lines. Solid laughs per minute ratio. Thanks to #KattWilliams comedy nerds can now argue using stats! #DidYouKnow #TheMoreYouKnow 💡🧠😄 #livecomedy #standupcomedy #comedywriter #comedyshow #dadjokes #90sNostalgia #HumansVsArtificialIntelligence #ArtOfficialIntelligence @RobHaZepresents #DeLaSoul

@user-xs7sw5dc8g 2 ай бұрын

You a killer but you scared to say kill?! 🤣😂

@admtpasi 2 ай бұрын

❤

@admtpasi 2 ай бұрын

Hell yes

@spiderpimp33 2 ай бұрын

Facts! He have indeed been eating’! Lol! We saw him down here in ATL when he was tiny while performing at The Apache. He was a beast then, and is still a beast now.

@RobHaZepresents 2 ай бұрын

I wish I was tiny again lol

@spiderpimp33 2 ай бұрын

@@RobHaZepresents Man you are still a beast on stage! Plus, weight comes and goes. I just turned 40 last week and trying to drop 10-15 myself.

@travelwithmestranger 2 ай бұрын

Gotta watch out for Rob. Great content and delivery and on your face jokes 😂😂😂

@juliogutierrez8859 2 ай бұрын

Hello Paige

@rebekah620able 2 ай бұрын

also we are boyocotting mcdonalds :D

@LD-ky8bo 2 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@sKitZoBonKa 2 ай бұрын

Did u know

@paigechavez9232 2 ай бұрын

Hello Alex

@LifeOnCoach 2 ай бұрын

✌🏾

@garciavashchino1 2 ай бұрын

Just as the jokes were making hit hype levels of humor... He out😢

@locodinero81 12 күн бұрын

I also would dust a robots back

@Kefepdaman 2 ай бұрын

The unalive joke gave TikTok vibes

@furiousrobinson 2 ай бұрын

Cooking for clicks is nuts!

@TheDwightMamba 2 ай бұрын

Stone cold killer.

@das_it_mane 2 ай бұрын

The AI salary is literally a socialist policy (I'm saying that in a good way)

@BLOXKAFELLARECORDS 2 ай бұрын

First Hahaha I AM FIRST YAHHHH #johnnyx100 bouta be seen 😮😮😮

@SnowmanAgent 2 ай бұрын

Nahh dude, its me

@laylonidiamondz8447 2 ай бұрын

Early Gang

@SnowmanAgent 2 ай бұрын

first

@thogvii934 2 ай бұрын

weak crowd

@geetansh6645 2 ай бұрын

L crowd

@pbrown7501 2 ай бұрын

AI-based research into disease analysis, diagnosis, and search for treatment has been underway for years.

@zoenagy9458 2 ай бұрын

bad

@gregjones8996 2 ай бұрын

Lame