The guys videos he just complains about how dumb things are i’m starting to think he’s the dumb one

Honestly getting tired of Drew complaining about everything, when is he gonna make a video of him falling down?

my favourite part of this is imagining that dennis is sending his wife money from their joint bank account

"Snapchat's content is so aggressively stupid that it makes me angry at every single person who has a hand in creating it." is def a quote to remember

I like that Dennis uses his phone number to talk to his wife and Snapchat to talk to his lover. Like, did you guys just outright state people use this platform for cheating?????

Remember when Snapchat promoted domestic violence with a game called "Would You Rather?” asking users if they would "rather slap Rihanna or punch Chris Brown”? When Rihanna tells me to delete Snapchat, I delete Snapchat. Glad to hear they’re still trash.

Drew did that clever transition with his clone just so people wouldn't comment about how his shirt changed colors.

I love how the blackmail material was literally just a photo of the guy speaking to a woman on a sidewalk, they weren't even in the house or car or doing anything incriminating.

Another thing about Snapchat is that when you do find an interesting story, there are a million ads every 10 seconds that make it so annoying to even finish the video

snapchat adding those "news" stories and random content was the start of their downfall like they're a messaging app imagine if your text messaging app started putting buzzfeed articles in between your convos

Finally someone talked about how stupid Snapchat’s right side is, its literally all click bate and garbage content

Dude imagine being a Snapchat “journalist” like it doesn’t really get any lower than that I’d rather tell people I shovel shit for a living

Im very proud to say ive been sober from snapchat discover for 6 months and ive never felt better. Thank you drew for helping me beat my crippling addiction

plot twist: wife was actually just at a different burger palace and julia is dead

Okay but are we all going to ignore the man screaming “I WOULD LIKE TO PLEAD GUILTY, TO LOVING MIIIIILK”

Dennis is surprised that Wife knows about the affair when she literally threatened to reveal the affair a few minutes ago

dennis has 4 people in his contacts and this is the first time hes talked to any of them

drew's just tryna show off his collection of striped shirts

Drew talking about the convoluted way Julia could have sent the picture herself. Drew has been in quarantine so long he's forgotten what friends are.

I think the bigger transgression was the dad preserving his secret rather than getting the cops involved to SAVE HIS DAUGHTER 🥴

Drew can you be quiet I’m watching a video

watching drew, danny and kurtis feels like a cinematic universe where express vpn is the main character

Why is Dennis shocked the wife knows about Elizebeth when she’s the one who sent him the pictures of them together?

My wife laughed for a solid minute when I started this video because and I quote "he looks like Charlie Brown".

I love how in the Julia story, the wife doesn't re-record her voicemail to cover her tracks, and the people that made it don't even try to change up the audio between the wife and the employee, so it sounds like they're both trying to make sure they're heard on the voicemail which is just a hilarious image and makes me think that the wife gave it away deliberately

Kidnapper: "Don't call the cops or we'll tell your wife about Elizabeth." *Kidnapper turns out to be the wife* Wife: "I know you cheated on me." Husband: *tim allen grunt*

Drew’s ability to constantly mesh his commentary with his skits is unmatched

I quote “um, you hickeyed me… How dare you.” almost everyday. The cadence just always gets me. 6:36

16:16 shit look like she pulled it out the landfill 💀

That woman pouring milk into that “pasta”and saying it makes it juicy is a war crime

snapchat is like the garbage man bringing the landfill to you instead of taking ur trash

"Computery email" is still one of my favorite dumb jokes from Drew.

The husband cheating and somehow still being written as the good guy gives me Dhar Mann vibes.

Once I saw an article that just said "Jake Paul has been banned from women"

You forgot to mention the exercise ones that just show “powerlifters” doing unnecessarily DANGEROUS lifts that have likely gotten people injured trying to replicate it. That shit pisses me off.

9:52 all of his Venmo recipients are characters from Lost lmaoo

The shirt switch after the skit is actually amazing.

”WE CAN’T BELIEVE MIA KHALIFA DID THIS 😱😱😱” *literally a video of Mia Khalifa working out*

It seems pretty shady that all the "pretty" Snapchat filters warp the user's face in a way that emulates cosmetic procedures (smaller nose and chin, bigger eyes and lips) whilst the "news" section (at least for me) almost exclusively shows stories about plastic surgery/filler addicts, "extreme" bodies, make-up looks, and celebs with surgically cultivated physical features. Snapchat is like a recipe for facial/body dysmorphia

16:58 i'm italian and i think that's the most disgusting thing i've ever seen

Drew, your writing is so insanely good. I don't understand how one person can come up with this much material. You're a savant. Brilliant and hilarious.

I just wanna know how the wife got a picture of her own daughter tied up in the back of a car💀😭

"Either he lives in Utah, or he's cheating" = Underrated polygamy joke

16:44 One can only assume because of his kid with Logan Pail

I’ve never been happier in my life. Thank you so much. 10:05 ITS A LOST REFERENCE SOMEBODY ACTUALLY CARES ABOUT THIS MASTERPIECE OF TELEVISION!!

Drew is giving me “Charlie Brown meets millennial crisis” vibes and I’m here for it.

I love how the bloke has his wife's number saved as "wife" and not, you know, her fucking name

My friend made me get Snapchat because it was the only way I could communicate with him because he didn't have cellphone service. I quickly learned that the only reasons to use Snapchat are for drugs, amateur pornography, and romantic infidelity.

I love how the Burger Palace worker says his line “in the background” directly into the microphone

“Snapchat is dumb” Every 60 seconds a minute passes in Africa

Dear diary, today I couldn't find my diary so I'm writing this on the drew gooden comment section

Where’s Amanda? This her channel buddy

Why does the wife’s voicemail sound like a Kardashian?

I love thinking about the mom tying her kid up and taking a picture of her being in the trunk and then being like "OK honey, get those off and let's go get a cheeseburger"

dirt is dirty

I’m someone who uses Snapchat constantly to talk to my friend but I cannot stand the discovery tab. Some of the headlines literally make me turn off my phone for the rest of the day

“If you like to watch nothing happen, you’re going to love this...” *ad for beer plays* This always happens at the weirdest times.

I lost it at the “whoa I gotta see what THIS GUY has to say!” And then it’s just brown Gaston modeling his weird ass jaw line in like 5 pictures.

Get those girls who pretended the wedding dress came out pretty their Oscars right now

5:22 “it’s 3am im not opening that” 😂

6:36 So the story starts off with Ad: *NEW PIZZA HUT SQUARE PIZZA-*

who ever boils potato chips need to go straight to hell

so did Julia just let her mom tie her up for the photo or was she unconscious

Why would the wife just call the husband while he’s sending the money, and she’s ordering food. Like, she’s just heard from him, he says he’s sending the money, she’s rolling along burger palace drive thru and thinks to herself, this is a good time to send my husband I’m threatening a voice mail.

Drew repeatedly saying “falling down” at 3:15 made me remember and look up the musical masterpiece of “Falling Down” by Selena Gomez & The Scene

“Empty brain” explains that feeling so well, but it needs a misery mode where you KNOW you don’t want to think and still feel bad.

The funny thing about the Dennis story is how he never called the police despite the blackmail because he would rather his daughter spend more time in danger while he finds the $10,000 than to get exposed for cheating. 😂

so… was Dennis just sitting casually somewhere on his phone the whole time?? just chillin???? just vibin???

The Burger Palace employee's voice being the exact same volume as the mom's voice as if he was speaking directly into the receiver ahjdhskfshg

“Welcome to burger palace may I take your order?” Wife: “I GOT. TO GO!! GOTTA GO!”

I mean, wouldnt the smart thing to do be, to take all that info to the police, pay his wife nothing, and then legally frame her as a lunatic that has kidnapped their daughter and may be willing to kill her.

Dude I feel 110% exact same way thank you for putting this out I couldn’t of said it better so glad to see other humans out there that haven’t ruined their brains yet with social media bullshit thanks man take care

When they dyed that dress it just seemed like they realized it looks like shit and are lying to themselves

“I would like to plead guilty.... to LOVIN MIIIILK”

0:04 “if you’ve been wondering where I’ve been for the past few weeks, I just said the jungle. Aren’t you listening?”

"The dumbest corner of the entire internet" Someone hasn't seen iFunny Collective.

Wow that text story was so engaging, I completely forgot there was a dead drew on the floor the entire time!

I’ve gotta say my favorite part about the Julia story has to be the fact that the thumbnail and title are entirely about the hickey at the beginning of the story. The whole kidnapping thing comes completely out of nowhere

8:24 that could very easily pass as him talking to a neighbor, friend or just some random lady who happened to be walking by

I love listening to drew tell me things I already know

Ok but... The mom actually tied up her daughter and took a photo of her in the back of a car? Apparently someone elses car, cause how would Dennis not have noticed if it was hers? Like how did that go down, did she explain the plan to Julia? And she was cool with it? Was she pretending like "hey let's prank your dad"? Did she... force her? Edit: I know that it's a fake story, guys. It very obviously is a fake story. I was trying to point out another stupid thing about the writing, by asking leading questions. I am also aware that parents can kidnap their children, but they don't usually tie them up in their car trunk when that happens? The kid likely trusts their parent, they don't have be tied up.

Drew: pick something subtle My brain: The kidnapper’s venmo... is kidnapper

0:35 Drew, plug in your phone

Imagine the toxic culture that exists on the internet. Now imagine the essence of that being multiple times worse because these ideas are fed to a pragmatic group of children that latch onto anything that will bring them validation. This is what Snapchat shorts is like.

Imagine if Dennis was like a normal person and called the police despite the blackmail. The wife would have to explain herself in a court of law, and that would be some pretty wacky and hilarious antics.

When his phone said “20 percent battery remaining” I felt that

I’m so glad you brought up the cooking thing. I constantly see their Facebook videos shared by people and it’s maddening.

...you can tell I used to work in finance because my first thought was, "wow, I wonder why the kidnapper chose the exact amount that requires reporting the transfer to the government"?

Wait so the "kidnapper" blackmailed him saying that they were going to reveal his affair to his wife, but then the kidnapper turned out to be his wife,, and he was surprised when she told him that she knew about his affair with Elizabeth??? lmfao what

It doesn’t matter if a forgot about Rick lax, somehow someway he always finds me

That clothing change was probably the greatest transition in the history of time

the fact that the payment screen has characters from Lost is hilarious to me 😂😂😂

“You did this when you slept with Elizabeth!” “What!? How did you know?” “I literally sent you pictures of you and Elizabeth making out, in public You know, the reason you almost sent me 10,000 dollars And then did send me 10,000 dollars even though you had literally no incentive at that point”

I didn't even realize Snapchat had its own """content""", I thought it was just a way for friends to be stupid together long distance.

I also sat at my friends' bedsides and held them until they died and you don't see ME on snapchat about it

2:15 "Yo mama so fat." "?" "Just thought I should let you know."

Why is no one talking about "Air is really flowy"

Just a reminder that the canonical original Drew has been dead since this video

I don’t like the fact that drew is dead and we are just watching this guy

I love how he still has the Road Work Ahead sign in his room😄.