like this if ur watching this video at the crib at the crib

"Hey babe I murdered your whole family!" "WHAT" "No no no it's okay, I got you a new one"

"snaps market cap , disappearing faster than snapchat stories themselves" a news reporter just ended an entire app with that one line

“Mark Surveillanceberg” I cackled.

"I froze my girlfriend's mac' Damn, that's cold

Snapchat. Now their mascot is an accurate representation of their platform. A ghost.

People on Snapchat be like: *STREAKS*

When Jarvis laughed at himself saying “it me”, all the light came back into my life

"over 100 US citizens tested for coronavirus" Aww so cute they had no idea what was coming ✨😝😘

this doesn't matter but i wanted to say that i'm watching this chillin in a bathtub, not taking a bath or anything fully clothed in a dirty tub, thank your time

Everyone: Instagram just steals everything from Snapchat! KZfaq with stories: 👀

"... are we, are we doing this?" "Nah, I'm only kidding. The real prank was on you, my willing accomplice."

“Hey babe I burnt your house down” “ *WHAT* “ “Its fine you like me so I was allowed to”

"your senses are attacked by the worst clickbait known to man" LITERALLY

The “snaps market cap, disappearing faster than Snapchat stories themselves” Woman most likely got a raise that day.

lol when Jarvis referred to him as "Dobre Brother" it's ok I don't know their names either

I feel old seeing all the tiktok news because when I was in high school Snapchat was the controversial new app for young people that everyone thought would kill Facebook and now Snapchat is irrelevant.

I’m a senior in high school and Snapchat is still highly used amongst everyone, didn’t realize that it was becoming obsolete (it’s used a lot for group chats)

“Are you actually doin’ this?” **laptop literally already fully submerged**

Snapchat: has filters and stories Instagram: hippity hoppity this is my property

They have a discover story about what it would be like if ANNE FRANK had social media and I was like wtf. Like fr wtf 💀 I think they took it down cus I can’t find it again 😂

i feel like the best thing abt snapchat is the actual snapping part. still the best way to talk to ppl you’re kiiind of close with but not close enough to text or message.

I got my son one your hoodies for his birthday. He said part of his present was supporting you!😄🙌🏿We love your channel!

"Don't worry guys, we still have the lewd pic market, premium snapchats" *[OnlyFans has entered the stage]*

I was actually using snap for the 1st time in months when i got this notification

"Do you like roses?" "I'm not interested." "Oh, they're not for you. They're for my girlfriend. Which is why I asked your preference. Yeesh, Vanessa, way to assume that since I asked for your preference, I'm getting them for you." "No, you right, you right."

That Reaction Time guy looks like a discount Morgz and he sounds like a discount Pewdiepie.

9:03 Jarvis: Also you can't just destroy some ones laptop and then say it's fine because you bought them a new one. Mr beast: * Sweats nervously *

I swear Jarvis knows when I’m having a mental breakdown

snapchat is used by almost everyone i know constantly. it’s big amongst teenagers for commuicating

Jarvis laughing at his own jokes while still trying to tell the is the most wholesome thing ever

"5 minutes crafts have their own show" *HUMANITY WAS A MISTAKE*

Have you seen the story called Second Chance where it’s basically like “Will you forgive your cheating partner?” Like hell no.

The only time I ever hear people talk about snapchat is when someone is selling nudes. Like no shame for that, we all got a hustle, just like snapchat should own that. It could be like Only Fans lol

I thought for a sec The thumbnail said: *"I froze my girlfriend FOR macbook"*

that clip of reaction time got me going down memory lane... except it's more like tripping down a flight of stairs back when i was a cringy 12 year old who watched reaction time

My MacBook’s keyboard was so messed up that it warranted destroying and it’s also the only thing that I’ll use for my finals or midterms or any school work for that matter so thanks for giving me a new one that has none of my years of files and notes from college!

"His dad was a crossing guard and his mom was a stoplight" so how do you get down with a stop light is my question

Judge: Why did you shoot your friend. Me: mate there's nothing wrong with what I did, we're good friends.

Can everyone please pay respects to a fallen soldier, Jarvis Johnson’s gap

"this video is brought to you by squar-" Me: *the fastest finger in the west*

like do kids see this and think “huh good idea!” and then freeze their mom’s laptop?? bc like ya know their frontal lobe hasn’t developed yet

recycled from another part of the internet and then reformatted badly? sounds like Pinterest

Kylie Jenner: So does anyone else use Snapchat or... Everyone: Well now that you said it I'm not going to.

“Hey bro” “What bro” “Wanna freeze my GFs MacBook that costs hell of a lot of money mid finals?’that I think I can do just because she likes me a lot when in reality she would probably break up with me for it but ya know I have a bunch of money so she’ll probably ignore it until this becomes downright abuse!?” “Sure bro let me get in on this *GrOoVy* thing called Snapchat “ “Ok bro let’s go” I know this is fake stop harassing me

"Steals your information and gives it to Kris Jenner" is a truly terrifying thought.

4:45 him laughing at his own joke is the cutest thing

Three words to save snap: middle school girls

*DAMN* *THEY SENT ME* *F R E E B E A T S* *SWIPE UP TO GET YOURS* *N O W* I hate that ad.

8:15 I was quite surprised to find Jarvis not talking about the fact that that episode was the 56th of season one

Is it just me or does like every 9 year old watch Reaction Time?

I'm in college and everyone uses snapchat. That's how we text each other.

I find pranking disgusting for the most part. It’s usually morally ambiguous and punitive. That’s a toxic relationship. It’s obnoxious to propagate that kind of stuff.

honestly,Snapchat is creepy asf they tell you when you screenshotted a chat,stories,when you opened a story,how you added them (search,mutual),know your location,like that's why so many people use double phones

"If I was living life like there was no tomorrow, there'd be a lot of crying" XD really gives a new perspective to that saying haha.

Do you like roses They will be on your grave Edit: wow I never thought this would happen

forgot Adblock wasn't on and watched a whole 6 minute ad, use that $0.4 wisely

Its funny to me that Snapchat was just the high school app for nudes and now its this

am i the only one who feels like instagram is more dry than snapchat?

WAIT! READ THIS! it still makes me mad. My friend made a video with her dad in 2013 and uploaded it to youtube. Two years ago it was reuploaded to snapchat with no credit given and without her consent in a "worst dads fail" compilation. She wanted to sue so bad but literally, there was no name attached to it for her to get it taken down or anything. They literally just stole her content.

We do backflips, dance, do backflips, live like there's no tomorrow... do backflips. Maybe the occasional backflip.

I love his placement of his ad so much, that was so well done and made me laugh my ass off enough to sit through it. Thank you Jarvis.

There are only 10 kinds of people : - People that count in binary - The others Comedy.

I haven't used snapchat since they added discover. Ya, I get they needed to monetize their service, but that app is like a vault of all the discarded clickbait my ad block has been hiding for years.

I thought the tumbnail said i just froze my girlfriend

Every time Jarvis makes himself laugh, my will to live increases tenfold.

14:37 foreshadowing

I stopped using snap chat when my friend just sent me "STREAKS!!" Every day.

“Romance requires fibbin’... falsehoods... not being forthcoming...” The more you know 🌈

Every one: all of a sudden realizes that no one uses Snapchat Me: *uses reddit only*

Got to say, worst part of this video was when you introduced me to your fantastic podcast just to find out it's defunct 😭

20 seconds ago!?? Notifications actually helped me for once.

Everyone I know still uses Snapchat instead of texting. When did Snapchat "die", exactly? I'm confused.

i abandoned snapchat for a WHILE after discover got worse. i used to like watching the old buzzfeed stories while i was bored at school and now the discover stuff is 1) more intrusive and starts immediately after ur done watching stories and 2) its just not good content 😔 i use it again now but nowhere near as much as i used to

god this is even worse now bc of the whole tracking with snap map that can take anyone to your location

FORMER software professional? More like ALWAYS software professional amirite haha.... CS will never let you go

i was in the middle of rewatching one of your old videos wondering “hm when is jarvis gonna post again” and here you are

If someone broke my computer idc how cool of an upgrade they give me, I'm gonna cry. Do you know all the important things I keep on there? My artwork? my writing? pictures? Jesus christ. I'm sure this was staged and they backed everything up, otherwise I dont think she would have reacted the way she did.

When he said "If I was living life like there was no tomorrow, there would be alot of crying" I thought he said there would be alot of crime. I had to go back and listen to that

"snapchats only feature that hasn't been ripped off yet, well that and bitmoji." zepeto: *im about to end this mans whole career*

All my friends when I was 11: *Snapchat is love. Snapchat is life.* My mom: Oh hell nah fam

That zoom in at 7:38 got me so good. I was about to spit out my yogurt. I was not expecting that.

Omg their ads drive me insane. The only reason I've kept the app is because my sister and I send each other pictures of our dogs.

I've always felt like a boomer whenever I use Snapchat. If I want to feel old and out of touch on social media, I'll just open that app right up. My 3 yr old loves it for the face filters though.

They also alienated android users and started prioritizing ads over stories.

Snapchat (and instagram sometimes) feels like a baron, soulless land that people sometimes travel across to communicate with others. My friends all prefer to text over there but if one more person sends me streaks I will do as the dobres did and freeze my phone.

but if snapchat dies, how am i supposed to be ignored by my crush?

lemme guess, every app now is capable of doing what snap does and everyone is sick of snapchat because of the ads/news/clickbait and it got weird and intricate compared to what it used to be :D

Nobody: People on snapchat: "sTrEaKs sB"

Laptop: right in front of her face Her: are you serious??

Am I the only weird person to have my roommates contact as “Roommate” . . . partially bc I forgot their name and felt it was too far along to ask 😬

Me: Alright time to sleep Jarvis: I’m about to end this man’s whole career

I actually really like Snapchat (pls don’t hate) but some of my friends keep sending me random pics w the letter S on it, even tho I’m not one of those people who often does streaks

i just graduated high school and i can tell u that literally everyone there used snapchat for like class group chats and stuff

I quit snap when i couldnt conduct business as anonymously anymore and they started deleting peoples accounts cause they’re too dense to realize 90% of their user base uses it for selling and purchasing illegal consumables

idk why or but I feel like everyone around me missed the whole “Snapchat ending” thing... my university courses all have Snapchat groups, and it’s typically the first social media anyone asks for because it’s the one everyone is most likely to have. I dunno if it’s an age thing or a regional thing but everyone I know still uses Snapchat fairly often.

nobody: dobre brothers: Jarvis Danny Drew Kurtis Cody: wait, that’s illegal

when i had sc, phony chats was ADDICTING. it was cringy ngl but i liked the typing noise and the sUsPenSe.

3:25 "The unfortunate truth is that his dad was a crossing guard and his mom is a stoplight. So he was born into it. Ugh, nepotism!" My brain decided this is the funniest thing I've ever heard and consequently I am now dead. F in chat.

17:01 I haven’t watched up to that point yet Edit: Apparently it’s some jacked chick