Soooo true

Elvis wasn't fat.

Er, yes he was; towards the end of his career/life. He died fat, out of shape and washed up; hence, the fat-Elvis label for anything still going beyond its best.

Like they said, even fat, gassy Elvis could STILL pack a whole audience whatever the venue.

Nothing sadder than a fat Elvis

Or Kang show up To slap some hoes

We would only be so lucky

or gangbang them

It’d be a nice literary homage to what they did to Patrick Stewart and co in MM 😂

I'd prefer if Rogue showed up and power drained them all

Why is he on screen ?

Critical Doggo is the best critic EVER!

Critical Doggo is the goodest of boys.

​​@@amonkhet9086 some people suggested it a while ago and Drinker liked the idea (people in live streams always love animals on screen in general). Seems like he finally came arround to do it.

Doggo! Haha so funny! Reddit moment!

Lifting a leg and pissing on it? Just checking.

and Disney Star Wars. Really Disney anything.

Good boy

He seems very relaxed

​@@christophertaylor9100 He be a sleepy boi

😂😂

Captain planet? He's a hero. He's gonna take pollution down to zero.

Dude that's one of the funniest funny or die skits ever!

Better plot than this would be

I understood that reference

seems like we are in a post "general audience" era for all media. It's all about cult-bubbles and the "whales" funding it.

A horrible upsell.

Instead of D+ series *enhancing* the movies (ie Agents of SHIELD) they've become required homework. Skip one show and you're lost for future movies.

Same reason I’m getting turned off by Dave Filoni and Jon Favreau’s Star Wars stuff… too many cameos from series like Clone Wars / Rebels..even if you wanna remain a slightly above casual fan - it’s impossible.

That's why stand-alone movies have been such a breath of fresh air lately, and probably one reason why Mario is doing as well as it is. Personally, really liked 65.

Monica is just as big a monster as Wanda is. I rolled my eyes when she showed up in the trailer and she's being preachy to Kamala.

My god what a horrible thought. Also true.

Go watch Fox news instead, Trumpard.

@robertmonroe9837 True. I just put together the gals, the bad cheap humor, the cats, etc. haven't been on Twitter for a few years, but that's how it was when I left.

Diversity Shield: the motion picture

Good choice

Guaranteed to get a better show.

When this shitshow drops, Mauler is going to have a field day ripping it apart.

Same here, and I'm supposedly the target audience for The Marvels. Literally, the only Marvel movies I'm looking forward to at the moment are Guardians 3 and Deadpool 3.

There only mad because it’s women and as a man I love to see y’all cry

Fuck you're right, she's just white brand Luffy XD

At least Monkey D Luffy has character development unlike Kamala Khan and not to mention he is likable.

I'd take that weeb shit over kamala kahn any day lol

Shit a fight between the two of them would make more money than this will

Never disrespect Luffy like that ever again. Be ashamed of who you are.

Samuel L. Jackson deserves better

@@chasehedges6775 He does. He truly does

IT BROKE NEW GROUND!

I really think the marvels is going to end racism

I wept.

I concur. This is weird. I feel like I'm replying to myself.

@@mattjones7226 *spider-man meme of them pointing at each other* 👀

*Critical Drinker should probably choose a more natural hair dye besides black*

I feel like the only thing missing right now from the MCU is CGI Bruce Willis. 🤣

"I'm sick of these mother fucking marvels in this motherfucking mcu!"

I'm surprised Samuel L Jackson can go five seconds without using the F word.

The most accurate thing ever

You don't use the quote like that though

Fat Elvis was still entertaining.

@@chasehedges6775 You desperately want to see the world burn don't you?

Superhero movies are dead while sitting on the toilet now.

And Garfield ate all the lasagna.

@@yetanotherspuart3993 and then Felix just said "fuck this shit im out."

I heard the new Kitara had a serious boob upgrade. I haven’t even seen it!!

Thunder Cunts! Hoooooo!1!!

Everyone with a brain: “No, no you are not”

Anyone who's not a brainwashed disney/marvel shill: "hard pass"

Marvel: ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED! :P

Sandy Cheeks: "No you ain't"

@@lonewolf9578 so basically everyone without Twitter?

But Jean Grey is a woman, so she isn't allowed to have any powers.

I'd pay money to see this if Rouge showed and got her powers from Carol Danvers the way she did in the comics.

*Critical Drinker should probably choose a more natural hair dye besides black*

I prefer Dr. Doom shows up and torches all 3! I’d gladly take what you suggest though 😉

The original X-Men trilogy is a masterpiece compared to current MCU.

X Men The Last Stand is stil epic😊

I think it was Infinity war or maybe Endgame when I really noticed a dip in CGI/Green screen (whichever it is) they were supposed to be on alien planets etc and it literally just looked like they were stood in a movie studio with a little green screen just behind them. Also I noticed that characters that were all supposed to be together in a group looked like they were in completely different locations to the person they were supposed to be stood right next to. It was as if they filmed the actors at different times and poorly spliced them all together to make it look like they were interacting with one another

@@laurarules3642 Infinity is 10/10 whereas Endgame is a 5/10

Oh they were packed with queer messaging. Really heavy-handed allegory.

He adds more input by sleeping

Isn't his silence and sleepy behavior ENOUGH endorsement? :P

A long, loud dog fart during this discussion would have been perfectly appropriate!

The best NFT description I ever heard: Every guy in town gets to bang your wife but you still have the marriage license.

Pretty much.

Isn't that at least a section of Hollywood? Isn't a famous actor in a court case at the moment where money laundering through the film market is being highlighted? So much for Hollywood wagging its fingers at us as our "moral overlords"? :/

@@simonhadley8829 looooooool the accuracy here! 🎯

You guys are exactly the people Drinker's talking about when he references to the ones who pretend they understand NFTs, but don't.

Me either. I hope there is loads of token representation. As a Tibetan I can't watch movies that don't feature Tibetans.

You do you. It’s my truth. Don’t ask me to smile. Don’t oppress me! Take that patriarchy! - at least one if not all of these will be used in the award winning diversity sniffing script of BLUE HARVEST - The Marvels kill a record number of Kree for justus

Theyre already claiming misogyny lol

@@Nihonguy They're pre-bunking the inevitable negative reviews. It's a joke at this point, they're not fooling anyone with that tactic anymore.

I hope they all start fighting over who's more marginalized

Maybe the one with SJW nutball Alyssa Milano. She was pretty hot back then.

Holly Marie Combs was fine as hell in that.

Or maybe Gilmore Girls...at half speed.

Jadty - as a kid I think I watched that series solely for Phoebe, Piper and Paige.. don’t think I gave af about what was happening at times.

The acting...assets...carried that show in the nicest way.

I did involuntarily and was shocked half the crowd was as cheering with me.

It's honestly the most satisfying part of the movie, even more than when everyone returns after the Hulk brings them back.

I think he snorted obnoxiously at one point, still counts

I've been that way since TLJ.

I was very exited, .. but then I came back.

You are white, you don’t get representation.

You still like the f&f movies. I stopped watching after 7. It was getting a little crazy with 5 and 6. But 7 is when it started really going from kind of real to we are literally copying Marvel. We are a comic book franchise now. Driving a car through two buildings. Going against a world-class mercenary who is beaten in a fight by tough street racer. A secret government agency whose leader is named I kid you not "Mr. Nobody"? Who is trying to get a device that can locate anyone easily in the world? Even though 1. We never see this device again. 2. They need it to find Shaw. Even though Shaw literally goes wherever Dom goes. 3. Shaw even runs away on foot literally seconds before the agency shows up, and they still can't get him. Don't get me started on how the Rock was about to take out a drone with an ambulance

Hollywood is trying to psy op us so hard with Brie Larson by shoving her into stuff we like. KZfaq, Fast and Furious. I'm surprised she wasn't running a hotel in the last John Wick movies. It's like how they centered the one Triple AAA avengers game we got around Kamala Khan and now they want to make her the first MCU X- man. It's like how many things do you plan to ruin to force these sh*tty characters on us.

Excellent observation. Wokeness and inclusivity are the fastest, most efficient path to mediocrity.

True...

This is every European country and America's current fate in regards to demographics.

Pretty soon the only part in a movie white women will be able to get is as a non white woman’s stupid sidekick.

So no woman can helm a movie in her own right, because she deserves to. No, put a woman in the lead. It can ONLY be wokeness and inclusivity. Because you didn't provide examples of movies you enjoyed with women as the lead, I can only assume that you only like seeing women as afterthoughts in movies, only there ti make the macho male hero look good.

This is cinema

Yeah

She was cute in "Community"...

Yea she’s hot but her personality sucks. Such a shame.

She's not ugly but she's no Margot Robbie, Sandra Bullock, Denise Richards, Raquel Welch, Etc. She's just kind of an average pretty blond. If she really is a blond. The girl we saw on Craig Ferguson is gone. I don't know if something bad happened to her or she just fell in with a group of misandrist women and absorbed their attitude. I also suspect that the director pulled a good performance out of her rather than she delivered a good performance based on her track record. And she was a fool to attack her major customers. I did a lot of damage to her brand.

@@macmcleod1188 Sandra Bullock isn’t even remotely pretty

What sticks in my mind is that she said her little piece about not caring about the opinions of 40-year old white guys regarding "Wrinkle in Time", and then almost immediately afterward (I'm guessing after a PR person got a hold of her) showed up to host "Jimmy Kimmel Live" sporting cleavage down to her navel. Which kind of says to me, "Not only do I dislike most men, but I think they're fairly stupid and easy to distract."

That's one of the funniest parts of the trailer to me: the villain thugs don't even look as scary as a street gang. They look like something I could chase off my lawn by spraying water at them. Shoo, you!

Well now you've done it. Disney just announced a Batman v. CheeseMeister TV series, and the addition of Madame Moonbeam to the "New Avengers" movie. And don't expect royalty checks unless you, like Disney, have a battalion of rabid, Harvard-educated attack lawyers (with lasers on their heads).

Don't go knocking the Batman TV series.

The setting and costumes reminded me of the Doctor Who episode with Judoon on the Moon.

Inspector Spacetime. (That's a deep cut with a Brie Larson connection).

I never understood the hype for Jenna Ortega.

@@wiinterflowers4277 she was in this Disney show when she was young, my kids watched it. I know people love her as Wednesday and from what I can see, she takes being an actress seriously and for as young as she is, she has potential. Having kids I have seen her in a lot of stuff and she is probably the least annoying of the Disney kid stars I have seen.

@@clanwaddell5628 Oh god she was on Disney shows? Sorry I don't buy the hype for her. I didn't mind her on Netflix's You but now, I don't buy the hype for her.

Maybe she is more angry because she gets hated on more by chauvinistic pig nerds online who get triggered by strong women, rather than those others who aren't in films that make white nerds get angry.

In your eyes, being male goes a long way too.

Men should show their feelings more.

Which men? There are plenty of men these days that let their feelings control them making things worse for everybody. And then there are men who don't do it enough and as a result make things worse for everybody.

​@@dhenderson1810tell me more

As you should fella

Good sloppy toppy skills will get you places, like CEO of Lucasfilm or the White House.

Obama won a peace prize for being elected and Gore won a peace prize and Grammy for a "documentary" of lies. Awards mean nothing

It WOULD be hard to believe if you thought those awards actually represented any kind of actual merit.

Bad year for actresses helped.

She would make sure you never forgot it

That was a joke of a film.

Sexist idiots that hate women 😂

I would rather re watch The young and the restless..in spanish.

Maybe they had an affair..

Jackson has publicly declared that he's BREEE's best friend evar. But it's pretty clear from interviews that nobody else can stand her. Rather than think better of BREEE because Jackson likes her, I tend to think less of Jackson.

Or maybe everybody's jealous because she get to be sam Jackson best friend and they don't lol he is the only actor to get his own coloured lightsabre and it has bad motherfucker written on it LEGEND

Jackson is known for taking any role he finds interesting. He agreed to be Fury because Marvel had asked him if they could use his likeness for Fury before the movies.

​​@@jonathandyson6370 jealous? Ugh, we're not in high school. Stop using that as an excuse. Its obvious she's an unlikeable person. Who knows why Jackson and her are friends. Maybe there is a bias on Jackson's behalf. Maybe they did things between the sheets. Maybe she's putting on an act for him because he's black and famous.

Yup, that is definitely shite.

Kong Skull Island was a good movie and Brie Larson was actually good in that movie

That's the only other movie I've ever seen her in and even in that one she was playing her character like "I'm the first ever female photographer ever" and now I understand how she became Captain Marvel.

Funniest part in that movie (spoiler) was when she tries to give this big speech about loving everyone and the military guy goes "bitch please!" LOL

So women should be seen and not heard?

@@dhenderson1810 Women? No. Just Brie Larson.

From the trailer, that is the oldest and least attractive Barbie I ever saw. Is it for girls or for feminist Barbie haters?

@@noylj1 Yeah. I don't like her either...

@@noylj1 Let me guess a Barbie movie but she's ugly and hates Ken and all men or some shit lol feminazi agenda is so tiring and pathetic.

I think a better example would be No Way Home. There's a solid 10 seconds of silence after the spider people show up that was meant for audience cheering

Yeah, seriously OP, as any Mary Sue. Though she doesn't fit all of the criteria for a Mary Sue. Disney doesn't have the special effects chops to make it appear everybody likes her.

You would prefer "White mysoginist gun-toting Republican anti-vax Trumpards: The Movie".

Care to elaborate ?

@@maywasp That's what most people posting on here are.

@@dhenderson1810 I don't get it though. What's the diversity quota ?

@@maywasp They’re mad about women and people of color. Don’t waste your time.

Why did it take so long for Black Widow to get her own movie, when Iron Man, Captain America, Thor and even Hulk (though not Mark Ruffalo) got their own movies. Black Widow was a sidekick, just some eye candy. She also stood behind Iron Man, never in front. People bagged DCEU for not having individual movies before "Justice League", (despite Superman and Batman having multiple versions of movies for decades), yet Black Widow didn't get her own film until AFTER the Avengers movies. In fact, Captain Marvel came out BEFORE Black Widow. "Wonder Woman" in the DCEU came out before "Black Widow". Too bad in your case that the toxic reaction to "Captain Marvel" did not stop plans for "Black Widow", and just keep her as a sidekick for eye candy and to make the men in the movie look good.

@dhenderson1810 you make a lot of assumptions about my feelings about very specific things I never mentioned. I will say everyone is fine with Chris Hemsworth or Chris Evans being eye candy. It's part of running jokes for their characters so miss me with that eye candy argument. They literally stripped Chris Hemsworth naked and the women ate fruit basically enjoying the sexual assault.... Imagine if it was reversed and Jane Foster was sitting there stripped naked in chains while Thor enjoyed the view eating grapes instead of helping... Black Widow just like Clint and Falcon are less interesting because while their skills make them specialized fighters, they're not Super Power level heroes so they historically were less emphasized until later after we had reasons to care about content around them. Had less to do with her being a woman IMO. Everything else was defaulting to the most popular comic books since the genre is driven by comic book enthusiasts. Wonder Woman sells more comic books than Black Widow. Look up the history of Black Widow, she had her own comic series that didn't take off as well as other characters so instead she became a part of SHIELD and the Avengers and she played major but supporting roles instead of being the center of attention in the comics. You can try to make this a gender war but it was not a gender war on the part of comic book readers. Correlation and causation are different things. People were excited about She Hulk and Marvel made it a constant rant about women vs men, degrading beloved male characters to nothing but a piece of tail unapologetically, and fulfilling tons of stereotypes about modern women simultaneously. No wonder it was a flop.

The ass end of a dog... XD

Yeah, because you don't see women as important or anything special. They should know their place, shouldn't they. Walking a few steps behind you at all times. PS Here's a tip. If you somehow miraculously find a girl silly enough to date you, she might like it if you tell her that she is special, even if you don't mean it. But you won't ever have to worry about that.

​@@dhenderson1810 Wow another male feminist. As a black woman don't defend us. We don't need u too Dale.

The Marvels won't be a good movie, unless this trailer is from a completely different movie.

@@steroe7965 Why do you think I made the bet??

You're better off going for something like The Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023) (the side story from the Dracula franchise). It dropped a trailer a couple of days ago. Critical Doggo won't like it - it features a dog being drained of its blood (they don't show it, just an aftermath inspection by the doctor) If you want another classical monster movie, try The Angry Black Girl and Her Monster (2023). It's an modern day twist on the Frankenstein story. Looks interesting.

@@sigmacademy Thanks for the recommendations. I'll probably check them out.

Also, in that category of bets, bet against New Mexico State winning the NCAA championship next year.

Trailer was mediocre

@@chasehedges6775 exactly. I expected so much worse. Movie willl still be dog shit and I ain’t watching tho

Thats clearly a push up bra mate.

Most guys here don't care about assets since they will never see any in real life. It must be hard for a lot of them, being losers.

​@@robotpanda77How would you know? It's not like you ever get to see any (except on porno sites).