Rapid Fire Jokes You'll Never See Coming. Bobby Tessel

Rapid Fire Jokes You'll Never See Coming. Bobby Tessel - Full Special

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Bobby Tessel has tons of rapid fire jokes you'll never see coming. In his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special Bobby Tessel puts on a show of one liner, fast fire comedy that is sure to have any fan of comedy laughing from start to. finish.
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@davidmorford2845 5 ай бұрын

"Not right now". I usually get tired of one-liners but I kept catching myself looking forward to the next one. Very funny guy.

@rebeccav9969 27 күн бұрын

I would have yelled it out after the 2nd or 3rd time. Don't know why the audience took so long.

@rickyspanish492 5 ай бұрын

My favorite kind of style and he does it so well! Just dry puns, one liners, sarcasm, sneaker punchlines, etc. with exceptional timing and delivery! Thanks Dry Bar and Bobby Tessel for the laughs!

@terrificbabe60 2 ай бұрын

U described it perfectly!

@seanwilliams7489 2 ай бұрын

Great. Wonderful delivery. Loving it, right now

@evelynmcelroy1224 2 ай бұрын

³²23rd@@seanwilliams7489

@Buzzb8 3 ай бұрын

I grew up with Bobby and have not seen him in years. This was like spending time with an old friend and totally hilarious. I cant wait for more.

@tristintadlock8947 3 ай бұрын

What was he like when you knew him? Seems like an honest guy and good friend

@Buzzb8 3 ай бұрын

He was a truly kind and charismatic person. He was also an impressive athlete.. @@tristintadlock8947

@perryclayton3987 9 күн бұрын

So what did you do with the drier sheet?

@Venhili 5 ай бұрын

Dry bar, bring this guy back more often! Absolutely had me rolling

@nicholasgeorge4156 2 ай бұрын

This reminds me of Steven wright who also is barely in anything. Steven did write a book and released it fairly recently and I read it. The only book I read ever since I graduated 7 years ago.

@JesusIsKing301 2 ай бұрын

@@nicholasgeorge4156that’s cool, just found the comic myself. You should read the Bible though brother. Jesus is going to return.

@nicholasgeorge4156 2 ай бұрын

@@JesusIsKing301 I found Steven wright on a comparison video of him and Mitch hedberg is also similar but not deadpan. Think of Steven but on hardcore drugs.

@universallaw8850 5 ай бұрын

Now this comedian knows how to write clever clean jokes and still be funny..kudos to him.

@WorthyMissJ 5 ай бұрын

"I gotta get home. My kid's tied to a chair" 😂😂😂😂

@richardcalisi9188 4 ай бұрын

I was dieing

@kingrobert1st 4 ай бұрын

Happened to me once.

@22sojourner 3 ай бұрын

@@kingrobert1st Lol ... perfect. Me too ... !!!

@shimsladey3227 2 ай бұрын

Was funny as was the whole show but an Aussie comedian I saw a few years ago had a similar joke about a women trying to get ahead in line of hi because she had a baby and he replied he can't cause his kid was still in the car and he couldn't remember if he'd left a window down.

@judylloyd7901 2 ай бұрын

@@richardcalisi9188 ...dying*...😊😊

@SteveDave29 4 ай бұрын

There's a sprinkle of Steven Wright and a dash of Mitch Hedberg in his act. Pure Gold

@evelmoose 3 ай бұрын

took the words right out of my mind 😃

@NoxiousRob 3 ай бұрын

My thoughts as well. I've never seen this guy before, but after his first few jokes I was hooked.

@mikenielsen7008 3 ай бұрын

I see Steven Wright in him for sure.

@loreauvillephil 3 ай бұрын

Almost commented the same thing.

@carolspickler163 3 ай бұрын

Whatta find!

@GrumpyForester 5 ай бұрын

I don't normally like the 'one-liner' type of comedians, but he was an absolute HOOT!! Great Start to 2024 with Bobby Tessel...

@daisymoses6812 5 ай бұрын

Two things i liked a lot about this comic: 1. Relaxed Delivery (almost Laconic) 2. many of these set-ups really felt like regular situations of his life that he developed into material afterwards, for example a casual comeback with an arresting police officer and so forth...

@magnetsoldiercephas331 5 ай бұрын

He is spot on with his delivery for his style and his jokes are sarcastically fantastic. Love it

@russelljackman1413 5 ай бұрын

Bobby Tessel is GREAT!!! Thanks, Dry Bar Comedy!

@joesausville3951 3 ай бұрын

I do not always find stand up comedians funny. This guy had me laughing so hard that I was in tears.

@tommypain 5 ай бұрын

If I was there in the audience, after the microphone throwing joke, I would’ve yelled, “you won’t get fooled again!”

@cturn9494 2 ай бұрын

and he would have said “who are you?”

@tommypain 2 ай бұрын

@@cturn9494 Awesome!! 🤣

@mickibrown5651 4 күн бұрын

Gold!

@WildPrimitiveSkills 5 ай бұрын

That dude is hilarious😂 He needs to be famous

@onlyinacj1 5 ай бұрын

He’s funny..but let’s not over exaggerate .. I’m sure these kill at the local open mic “Broke my ankle playing basketball… It was an arcade game”.. “I was catching fish left and right, people at the aquarium were pissed”.. “Ever seen ugly people drive really fast… Where can they possibly be going?”

@TheAgiovannym 5 ай бұрын

It’s up to the people and i agree

@JMRsDesk 5 ай бұрын

You have a knack for understatement (exaggerate) and overstatement (kill) at the same time. I think the commenter is 12 and drunk sooo.... now you get the hilarious and famous. And of course you clearly stopped somewhere around the 5 minute mark as I did because you realized it just wasn't gonna get any better and was actually getting worse. Maybe they have special ed night at Dry Bar. I am good with wholesome entertainment but this needs to be done in nursing homes. Funny enough but nobody is going to stroke out from laughing too hard there hopefully.@@onlyinacj1

@crct2004 5 ай бұрын

Never wish fame on anyone. Yes, he is that good but have you heard of a happy ending yet with fame?

@Seetiyan 5 ай бұрын

@@crct2004 Seems to be working well for Leonardo DiCaprio! 😆

@gaetanomontante5161 5 ай бұрын

Clean, cool, calm and collected. I love this guy and his comedy. Way to go Bobby. Thank you for the good times... about 25 minutes of them. lol

@whitneyhowlandspropcomedy6924 5 ай бұрын

I love this guy! Thanks, Dry Bar for posting the full special!

@tkarlmann 4 ай бұрын

Bobby Tessel is _VERY_ Good! "My mom's not that great at Frisbee" LOLOL

@walterfristoe4643 4 ай бұрын

I also wrote a book last week! It's pretty short, it goes: "Once upon a time, they all lived happily ever after." 🤣

@marytataryn5144 5 ай бұрын

"we have no finger-to-tongue perception"

@chrissmurray255 4 ай бұрын

Hilarious! He's a _little bit_ like Steven Wright, and he's got the quality of material to carry it off. This is definitely my favourite type of comedian, and I'll keep an eye out for this guy.

@mylovesongs2429 4 ай бұрын

Check out Stewart Francis. Also, check out Gary Delaney. Both are like Steven Wright. So hilarious.

@TheRealHucasys 4 ай бұрын

Mitch Hedberg too .

@chrissmurray255 4 ай бұрын

Couldn't agree more about Delaney. He's got the speed _and_ the quality.@@mylovesongs2429

@chrissmurray255 4 ай бұрын

More like Wright than Hedberg I reckon, because Mitch's delivery is utterly unique - especially his inflection. But I get your point, and the fact that we're talking about Tessel in the same sentence as Mitch Hedberg is quite a compliment. Hedberg's bit about 'Not blocking a fire exit' is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.@@TheRealHucasys

@otpyrcralphpierre1742 4 ай бұрын

I'd like to see this guy perform. But, not right now....

@terrificbabe60 2 ай бұрын

Hahahahaha

@igorastral4816 2 ай бұрын

Аххахахаха 😂😂😂😂

@user-xx8ud2sr8i 2 ай бұрын

Well, he just died so maybe you can do it in your next lifetime.

@awilliams5007 2 ай бұрын

@@user-xx8ud2sr8i es no true.

@user-pj1uy3zx7h Ай бұрын

😋

@BlackieNuff 3 ай бұрын

"Not right now" LOL, nothing like finally getting that Pavlovian response, but then finding there's no way to turn it off.

@gregorcollins 5 ай бұрын

Always good to see Mitch Hedberg inspired comedians. Nice set!

@anydaynow 5 ай бұрын

I was thinking more Stephen Wright.

@gregorcollins 5 ай бұрын

fairly interchangeable@@anydaynow

@shriggs55 5 ай бұрын

@@anydaynow Me too.

@paradoxikalparalysis 5 ай бұрын

What a miserable comparison that is... 😅

@gregorcollins 5 ай бұрын

depends what you mean by trombone@@paradoxikalparalysis

@alexc5810 4 ай бұрын

One of the best ones I've seen from Dry Bar in a while. Dude was a savage with these jokes!

@agnesstokes1078 5 ай бұрын

I liked his dry humor, needs his own show😂😂😂😂😂

@shadowofneo 5 ай бұрын

the popcorn tongue finger thing is unusually relatable

@shanenoey6401 4 ай бұрын

That's because it's observational comedy regarding something that happens to all of us. This is not revolutionary.

@shadowofneo 3 ай бұрын

@@shanenoey6401 hence "unusually" meaning more so than it ought to be under the observed circumstance, assuming I don't understand that says more about you than i

@SadelovesJesus 5 ай бұрын

I got sad too, when he said last joke. 😂 this was way too short! Bring him back! Absolutely hilarious!

@larseriksson42 4 ай бұрын

You had me at the first "not right now"!

@buzzard777 5 ай бұрын

Haven't had such a good laugh in a while, this guy is hilarious!

@multivariateperspective5137 5 ай бұрын

The “I buried mom and dad like you told me, but the dog keeps digging them up” has me laughing so hard it hurts

@damo9413 5 ай бұрын

I'm crying at work on nightshift....... there are 8 people in the room wondering what's wrong with me and there are zero ways to explain.

@galakorolyk1079 4 ай бұрын

I laughed so hard about burying mom and dad I had bubbles coming out of my nose

@DarkHoliday11 4 ай бұрын

Yeah, that joke is so old it can vote now.

@bobbyadkins6983 4 ай бұрын

That and, My butt is soft.

@kriskross22 4 ай бұрын

I saw this comment before watching and I still wasn’t ready for it! Almost had hot coffee coming out my nose 😂

@csrboltfan2643 5 ай бұрын

Top notch comedy !! Very funny. And proof you DON'T need profanity to have people roaring with laughter. THANK YOU, DryBar for providing this kind of platform. Have seen MANY, MANY hilarious routines on your stage.

@shanenoey6401 4 ай бұрын

3, there have been 3.

@csrboltfan2643 4 ай бұрын

@@shanenoey6401 Then you haven't watched enough. A LOT more than three.

@benveach9689 2 ай бұрын

Vulgarity is not funny and it’s only for the simple~

@judylloyd7901 2 ай бұрын

@@benveach9689 Yeah, that's why Drybar comedy doesn't have crass jokes 😊

@3DCGdesign 4 ай бұрын

I love one liner comedians thank you for introducing us to Bobby Tessel - I think it’s a true art form.

@_Lazare 2 ай бұрын

Same

@poetcomic1 18 күн бұрын

I used to write them for other comics in NY many years ago when there was still real comedy. I still write them for fun.

@3DCGdesign 18 күн бұрын

@@poetcomic1 do you think these famous one-liner comedians like Stuart Francis and Gary Delaney, write all of their own or get some from other comics?

@poetcomic1 18 күн бұрын

@@3DCGdesign Some NEED to buy material if they do it on screen because you burn up material so fast. Some, like Steven Wright do it all themselves for YEARS! I bombed on stage more or less but could write but not perform. You take another comic's material you better watch your back.

@Shadow-uv4ex 5 ай бұрын

10/10, would laugh again

@DCSprink 4 ай бұрын

Thank you Dry Bar for good clean comedy!

@TracedaBassman 4 ай бұрын

He’s good, and so understated. I’ll be looking for more from him.

@lindseyhussey6450 4 ай бұрын

That last joke has me in tears 😂😂😂

@terrell9702 4 ай бұрын

Steven Wright would be proud.

@brianbrewer2909 5 ай бұрын

"All men are liars" "I've never seen a more beautiful woman ever" 😂👍

@Glornt 21 күн бұрын

I would've said, "That shirt was made by a woman." I'm a man, so...

@karinbarger9192 4 ай бұрын

Laughing feels so wonderful! Thank you❣️I needed that more than you could know.

@accentedreality 4 ай бұрын

Best comedian I've seen in months!

@sweettaterpie7009 4 ай бұрын

Agreed!

@shanenoey6401 4 ай бұрын

You really need to look up more comedians.

@pi-sx3mb 5 ай бұрын

Love this set! Some good old-fashioned silliness! 😂

@ArmyScoutMom 5 ай бұрын

Very funny dude! Had me laughing the whole set 😂

@shanenoey6401 4 ай бұрын

I can't wait for the day that you find real comedy!

@gilbertfranklin1537 21 күн бұрын

Tessel is not only funny, he is actually fun to watch! A rare find... 🤗

@rob41137 Ай бұрын

12:12 He really is in line at a coffee place, because he didn’t say “not right now.”

@cynthiablaskis1686 4 ай бұрын

One of the best comedians i have heard in some time!!

@shanenoey6401 4 ай бұрын

Get out more. Bill Burr, Tom Segura, Kyle Kinane, Mitch Hedberg, Sam Morril, Mark Normand, Shane Gillis the guy selling hotdogs on the street corner... anything..

@floridapielady 5 ай бұрын

Is it just me or does he look like he should be Sammy Hagar’s younger brother? 😂😂😂 It’s crazy! Loved it ❤

@VioletJoy 5 ай бұрын

Oh my gosh! You're right!!

@beckykay9178 5 ай бұрын

Yes, yes, 1000% yes! I couldn’t figure out what seemed so familiar about him, but you nailed it!

@jpdude7274 5 ай бұрын

He’s the one who can drive 55

@floridapielady 5 ай бұрын

@@jpdude7274 lmao!! Yeah cause Sammy sure as hell can’t! 😂🤣

@TheOldHippiebilly 5 ай бұрын

I like the way this guy thinks. Great set! ❤😂❤😂❤😂

@maryannmay1875 5 ай бұрын

So refreshing to see a comic not using the “f” word. Even my young grandkids could watch him. He is outstanding ❣️

@stirfrybry1 3 ай бұрын

Pendulum: May it swing back

@valerieannshort7109 3 ай бұрын

Yes, that’s why I love Dry Bar!

@johnhopkins849 5 ай бұрын

The popcorn thing is so true!

@dielaughing73 Ай бұрын

1000%

@TheAgiovannym 5 ай бұрын

That’s a high bar to set for 2024😂 so good

@arasb3258 2 ай бұрын

A natural comedian. A gem, one in a billion.

@DA-yf5dn 3 ай бұрын

I've just found a new favorite comedian. Good, clean humor, and genuinely funny. Thanks Bobby

@benveach9689 2 ай бұрын

He was faking it besides he’s a liar~

@judylloyd7901 2 ай бұрын

Drybar comedy is usually pretty good 👍 🤣

@TYRONE_SHOELACES 4 ай бұрын

If I was there that night...I would be able to say I got my money's worth out of the evening. Nice clean jokes that you can tell around the water cooler on Monday ... but nobody EVER gets them right.

@shanenoey6401 4 ай бұрын

Including the comedian, because they're not good jokes.

@ccappa2001 5 ай бұрын

Bobby Tessel is SO funny! First time seeing him... will be looking for more. Great timing, and so clever! :D

@ladibug340 3 ай бұрын

You really picked up my day! Thanks! You're great!

@breal7277 5 ай бұрын

Some of those jokes made me laugh 'til my belly hurt. 🤣

@becominghero9754 4 ай бұрын

The tongue thing is the most true thing I've ever heard on this platform.

@kennymik1509 4 ай бұрын

My day has just been made!!! Thanks for sharing!!!

@johnhart125 2 ай бұрын

This was worth watching! My belly hurts!

@lencranston8183 3 ай бұрын

My first time seeing Bobby...hopefully not the last !! Finally a true comedian, and the clean humor was refreshing as well. Thank you !!

@Meskuzze420 5 ай бұрын

Definitely gives me Steven Wright vibes and I'm all for it. Great job, can't wait to see more dude

@yisraels4555 5 ай бұрын

He even talks like Steve Wright!

@curtisreynolds7375 2 ай бұрын

This was an excellent show.

@cookingshenaniganswithfort1299 5 ай бұрын

He's awesome! I loved it!😂😂 Thanks, Dry Bar!

@josephrios8530 2 ай бұрын

This guy is awesome! Thank you for the laughs!

@sukiwatson 5 ай бұрын

Bobby is very funny. Hope to see more of him

@ChristopherGaul Ай бұрын

Good stuff! For the second to last joke, I'd have said, "I'm just returning her call. She left me a message asking my opinion on whether she should fire her assistant or not."

@brethooyman5905 5 ай бұрын

This is probably the funniest guy I've ever seen on DBC!

@yancyhebert9937 5 ай бұрын

Great fresh material

@tiffanyvelky 4 ай бұрын

very well done, got a bonus unintentional ab workout

@shawnbruce6934 3 ай бұрын

This Guy is Really Funny. I Love it!

@tashburton989 5 ай бұрын

One of my favourites for sure and I’ve watched a lot of comedians in my time..I’ve got a lot of time on my hands 😂😂

@waynemeredith7088 5 ай бұрын

R1m the

@Kjellmclean 4 ай бұрын

"Not right now!" ⌛🫣🔫 😜

@tashburton989 4 ай бұрын

@@waynemeredith7088 what does that mean ?

@jeanniebell9493 5 ай бұрын

Wicked funny Bobby ! Looking forward to seeing more.

@user-bf5us7qd7g 5 ай бұрын

I love how he kept referring to his notes on the stool...

@tjbihh 2 ай бұрын

Awesome set!😃

@chuchuchip 2 ай бұрын

Best of KZfaq I've heard this year.

@gayleneelaban1161 5 ай бұрын

This was hilarious! Very funny from beginning to end!

@UBERBENZ 2 ай бұрын

Loved this. Bring him back!

@pantsarmstrong7518 5 ай бұрын

Great set. I'd like to see a lot more of this guy! Thanks for sharing.

@loganbaumstark8950 5 ай бұрын

Popcorn and Loser in jail were funniest for me

@pennyb2245 5 ай бұрын

So brilliant! Fabulous show!

@StressJudoCoaching 3 ай бұрын

Signs for Les. That's a real niche market.

@Profesah_411 2 ай бұрын

Well done. Very talented guy. I enjoyed it a lot.

@barbhoey 5 ай бұрын

Hilarious...great timing!! 😂😂

@timbain5862 5 ай бұрын

I really had a good laugh!!!! Thanks for that DRY BAR

@em0_tion 4 ай бұрын

Love your style, Bobby! 👏😂

@christyassid8871 5 ай бұрын

Great show! I hope to see this guy, again!

@davidgodwin8734 2 ай бұрын

Bobby Tessel is awesomely funny.

@lawrencekellerii4857 5 ай бұрын

Awesome content, delivery was spot on , wish you well in the future 🤣🤣

@mammamia8616 5 ай бұрын

Best comedian yet!!!

@wentworths 3 ай бұрын

Thoroughly enjoyed this. Come back again Bobby!

@HoustonRacewayKid 5 ай бұрын

This is good stuff. He didn’t even mention creckers in barrels. Lolololol

@jefhow22 2 ай бұрын

Thanks for showing...I enjoyed this guy.....

@joshlynkaufman8653 4 ай бұрын

This guy did a great job!

@jaenmartens5697 4 ай бұрын

That fine fellow made my night😂

@Happy-ki6eo 4 ай бұрын

I laughed so hard at the last joke I had to leave a comment.

@RLDinBWK 2 ай бұрын

"So I got up." Excellence.

@nenaelliott8058 5 ай бұрын

He's the prince of one liners. Very funny.. He should nix the ugly jokes though. Lol

@user-hj7ld4ff7p 5 ай бұрын

nix?

@liveletlive0regrets 5 ай бұрын

@@user-hj7ld4ff7por mix it up make as many about ugly men as women

@chlmrs43 5 ай бұрын

Definitely not the king of one liners. That would be Mitch Hedberg.

@MomentsInTrading 5 ай бұрын

Another really good one liner is Stewart Francis. He’s from the UK.

@nonnyena4267 5 ай бұрын

@chlmrs43 This guy's good & Hedberg was good, but i hafta give first place to Steven Wright.

@user-pp1pl1qu7c 5 ай бұрын

One of the funniest 🤣

@TheVoxbox13 5 ай бұрын

👍 This guy's good. Hope to see more material from him.

@breal7277 5 ай бұрын

Funny as hell...no foul language needed. 😂

@iseeum 4 ай бұрын

But you needed to say the H-word, language cop.