The Most One-Liners You'll Ever Hear In A Comedy Show. Brian Kiley

The Most One-Liners You'll Ever Hear In A Comedy Show. Brian Kiley - Full Special

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The most one-liners you'll ever hear in a comedy show might be this full special from Brian Kiley. In his first ever full Dry Bar Comedy special Brian Kiley rattles off rapid fire jokes that are sure to have any fan of stand up comedy or one-liners laughing from start to finish.
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@andrewc6837 3 ай бұрын

This is so refreshing. No politics, no obscenities...just really funny!

@joebudi5136 2 ай бұрын

This guy was REALLY good. I rarely laugh. This guy has me in stitches and in rated G!

@marthajohnston4334 2 ай бұрын

It's not funny. You're delusional

@marthajohnston4334 2 ай бұрын

@@joebudi5136rated G is inferior to rated X

@tonimilstead5089 2 ай бұрын

I've watched this three times and it's still hysterical 😂😂

@johnp.johnson1541 2 ай бұрын

Baby Hitler = deep politics.

@patrickmcguire451 5 ай бұрын

Sometimes the right comedian comes along at the right time I really appreciate it

@user-uj9lj1yp2p 2 ай бұрын

How in the world have I not heard of this guy before? What a wonderful, clean, quirky performance. I have not laughed this hard in a while.

@johnwood551 5 ай бұрын

“She worked at the DMV 40 years and waited on almost a DOZEN customers “ 😂🤣

@dielaughing73 Ай бұрын

That was a great one because you could see it coming but it was still funny

@WydeAWake-yc3tp 5 ай бұрын

Laughed out loud multiple times. Love this guy!

@michellestocken1165 5 ай бұрын

No swearing is so refreshing!

@johnqueen2754 5 ай бұрын

Yes sir

@Gloriagal78 2 ай бұрын

Same!😂

@Snuggles_the_Unholy 5 ай бұрын

This is quality and quantity in one happy package.

@jonathangeorge171 5 ай бұрын

That's what she said

@Snuggles_the_Unholy 5 ай бұрын

@@jonathangeorge171 >*rimshot*

@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl 5 ай бұрын

@@jonathangeorge171she said happy package, not small package, so don't get excited thinking you're going to score.

@curtrice6060 5 ай бұрын

Brian is one of best I’ve seen in years ! 😍

@Freeman361 5 ай бұрын

Nice.

@joannapilgrim 5 ай бұрын

I love how the one-liners are connected, telling a whole story. That's comedic intelligence and I appreciate it very much.

@BernhardSchwarz-xs8kp 13 күн бұрын

Intelligence it is that got me. I wish speech writers had that talent to say in a few words right on the nail instead of the standard - saying what I am going to say etc etc.

@thomasludwig9117 6 күн бұрын

Clever humor, witty, makes you connect the dots. And all his jokes are winners.

@darrenbjayne 3 ай бұрын

It still amazes me that even after studying stand-up for 50 years, I am able to chance upon talented comedians such as Brian Kiley who can make me roar with laughter whilst spitting my drink out. The number of comments praising him is a testament to his brilliance. Thank you. x

@endokrin7897 3 ай бұрын

"Studying stand-up" 😂

@darrenbjayne 3 ай бұрын

@@endokrin7897 Yes, for various jobs. Would you prefer I used the term, took a keen interest?

@jimo9555 3 ай бұрын

@@darrenbjayneif you studied stand-up for real, you can't seriously say this guy is anywhere near the same league as Tim Vine, Milton Jones or Stewart Frances...am I right?!

@joebudi5136 2 ай бұрын

I rarely laugh. This guy was HILLARIOUS! AND RATED G WTF!?!?

@GaryMillyz Ай бұрын

@@jimo9555 The fact that you don't realize this guy is top tier means, in my humble opinion, you have zero appreciation for clever humor.

@Firecracker66 5 ай бұрын

This guy has phenomenal timing

@meirahand 5 ай бұрын

Also great memory. Unlike story telling or observational comedy, this requires remembering a 100 unrelated jokes delivered in smooth speed AND perfect timing.

@grtjr71 5 ай бұрын

Now if he was just funny

@SPDFRK 5 ай бұрын

He has cadence.

@marioalejandro7549 5 ай бұрын

And memory

@johnqueen2754 5 ай бұрын

It's called dry humor, Jerry Seinfeld made millions of this type of comedy

@AlderLatitude57 5 ай бұрын

I am "a certain age", and the ACME joke was an unexpected pure pleasure. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@edithdlp8045 5 ай бұрын

I remember when I use to get up at 6am to what the roadrunner acme cartoons before going to elementary school in the 80's.

@unclebob53703 5 ай бұрын

beep beep!

@terencefinnegan 5 ай бұрын

@@edithdlp8045😂😂😂😂😢 2:00 SW😢 pm no😅 up at mo

@novtek 5 ай бұрын

@@edithdlp8045You saw re-runs. I saw them new in the early 70's.

@rkarnes6304 5 ай бұрын

They were new in the 60s. I know, because I saw them then.

@edwardcurry8299 4 ай бұрын

I'm 73 years old and I couldn't stop laughing at everything he said. You don't know what's coming and he keeps you off guard. Very wise and intelligent humor🎉

@timmorrow9780 2 ай бұрын

Brian Kiley has an outstanding wit and sense of timing. I love his ability to put an intelligent, comedic twist on multiple subjects with perfect timing.

@davidcarroll9917 5 ай бұрын

I love clever comedy! It takes real talent to come up with that many jokes.

@bluenetmarketing 3 ай бұрын

It takes real talent to remember that many jokes.

@greatnew_products7436 2 ай бұрын

It helps if you're married😮

@xenocephalus 5 ай бұрын

Shows you can be absolutely hilarious telling mature, intelligent jokes without being raunchy. Really excellent.

@thesadwolf 5 ай бұрын

Seinfeld is the master of that. I saw him live roughly a decade ago. Every joke was completely new, no rehashes, and clean. He was amazing.

@immasista6537 4 ай бұрын

Amen!

@joebudi5136 2 ай бұрын

That is not easy to do. This guy is wow!

@FrankPCarpi Ай бұрын

@thesadwolf I'm going to have to look for his stand-up comedy. I never got into watching the TV show, but I don't really watch much TV.

@guntertorfs6486 22 күн бұрын

" We don't have a pool " still trying to recuperate from that...

@Bambihunter1971 Ай бұрын

The cat joke reminded me... My sister had a male cat the kids named Claude. Then Claude started tearing up furniture when he got older so they took him to the vet. When he came home, they forever then started calling him DeClaude. Honestly! Those kids are hysterical!

@CoreaKixx420 Ай бұрын

Thank you, my man!!! That was comedy GOLD!!! Every single one-liner killed for 24 straight minutes. WOW!!

@corsair371 5 ай бұрын

Love his soft demeanor and funny one line jokes, clean and funny 😎👍

@randomgrinn 5 ай бұрын

Why is, "clean" even a point worth mentioning? Has anyone in the history of the world ever been hurt by a dirty joke? I'd really like to know how it hurt them. It's the same as people believing that seeing someone without clothes is magically bad. HOW is it bad?

@lenom1289 4 ай бұрын

@@randomgrinnIt baffles me too. I don't mind dirty jokes. What I cannot stand is screaming and jumping all over the place on stage.

@greyberet1 3 ай бұрын

@@randomgrinn It may be bad for the person seeing you without your clothes on…? Just saying.

@percyhawkins716 3 ай бұрын

@@randomgrinn A good parent wouldn't want his kids to hear it. It only serves to coarsen the culture and then it becomes a race to the bottom where anything goes no matter how disgusting. We're almost there.

@benveach9689 3 ай бұрын

Most people have good taste and like clean Humor~We also know vulgarity is for the simple~

@djames6999 5 ай бұрын

Am I the only one hearing “mmm mmm mmm” after every joke?? Lmao I love this guy, he’s stifling his own laughter because he’s that hilarious lmfao

@marydillonsalai8985 5 ай бұрын

It’s driving me crazy, I’m finding it extremely distracting.

@denysarcuri1213 5 ай бұрын

I agree, but you've got to admit that was pretty funny stuff.@@marydillonsalai8985

@peggyB7835 4 ай бұрын

It's more of a grunt. I would bet that he has Tourette's. Probably why he's so good at one-liners. He can be hilarious while working through a disability.

@BarackObamaJedi 4 ай бұрын

@@peggyB7835that would be so much more commendable if his condition is not just your wishful supposition

@richpotter 4 ай бұрын

@@marydillonsalai8985 Agreed. I found it very distracting too. If it is a disability, he needs to highlight it. If you're standing on a standup comedy stage with an elephant, you need to acknowledge the elephant.

@travislee9396 3 ай бұрын

Dude. I’ve not laughed this hard at clean humor since grade school. Thank you man. Guess you could say your routine is…out…standing. Be well. God bless.

@brianogorman4506 2 ай бұрын

This is why I love youtube…I get to experience quality comedy from around the world. A really funny, inoffensive comedian…not many about. Would like to hear what other material he has. Congratulations from England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@heyitsthida 5 ай бұрын

This guy is hysterical!!! Need more of him, that wasn’t enough! ❤

@rayburnyarborough4695 5 ай бұрын

Jeff Allen!

@jonconley4424 3 ай бұрын

@@rayburnyarborough4695Who is Jeff Allen??

@rayburnyarborough4695 2 ай бұрын

@@jonconley4424 Dry Bar Comedy

@BernhardSchwarz-xs8kp 13 күн бұрын

Finally, a comedian who does not need to backstab and bad mouth personalities - using foul language and hoping that the public recognition of that person works as "click-bait".

@WildbunchDM 3 ай бұрын

Original nonstop comedy with no preambles.. Just pure laughter from start to finish. I keep watching this video again and again and wonder each time, why oh why have I never heard of him or seen him before? I wish him all the success, fame and fortune he desires.

@woollyprimate Ай бұрын

I looked him up. I think he used to be a writer for Conan O'Brien.

@GaryMillyz Ай бұрын

💯

@georgebennett3197 5 ай бұрын

English chap here from London. Brian Kiley - a name to remember. I really did laugh out loud. We need him to tour over here. He's brilliant.

@darrenbjayne 3 ай бұрын

@georgebennett3197, I will be right behind you in the queue to see this guy. Loved him. x

@larry77117 Ай бұрын

thank you for giving us His name.

@peterfitzpatrick7032 15 күн бұрын

@@larry77117tbf, its in the description... 🤷‍♂️

@Swotube 4 ай бұрын

I imagine Stephen Wright doing all these bits. They work perfectly.

@kendallevans4079 Ай бұрын

Naw....this guy is better. Wright is his own biggest fan

@keisi1574 6 күн бұрын

@@kendallevans4079Yeah, he blows. Some people think he's really cool.

@kendallevans4079 6 күн бұрын

@@keisi1574 Wright's delivery is unique for about 10 minutes, then it gets annoying!

@airgin3000 5 ай бұрын

This was genius... This guy would kill at parties. God Bless him. I needed a laugh.

@musicloverme3993 4 ай бұрын

Homicide at parties? 🙃

@user-zq5wp5mk4v 5 ай бұрын

I Actually did Not Want This One to End

@shannonpincombe8485 2 ай бұрын

He was brilliant! That 25 mins just flew by with me laughing at every joke. Wonderful timing and great sense of humour.

@princejohn6560 3 ай бұрын

No swearing at all. Amazing

@brandonsmith666 5 күн бұрын

it would of been better with it…

@FoulPet 2 күн бұрын

@@brandonsmith666 Doubt that

@tinkerlynch5276 5 ай бұрын

Remarkable performance and not one curse word !!!

@MillerFBaby91 4 ай бұрын

I actually believe there’s no cursing on this platform. I’ve yet to hear a comic use one and this is maybe my 7th or 8th video

@immasista6537 4 ай бұрын

Amen!!!

@ASMRyouVEGANyet 3 ай бұрын

It's Dry Bar. The venue is in Utah and it's a dry bar.

@MesaGuitarGuy 5 ай бұрын

well done! I haven't laughed this much in a long time

3 ай бұрын

Great jokes, with no cursing or strong language. Very talented 👏

@user-xg4td3gg7e 5 ай бұрын

I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work.

@philipmcculley5221 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@1972TJJ 2 ай бұрын

🤦🏻‍♀️🤣

@user-sm6qu2yh4w 2 ай бұрын

Sweet

@lovinpapa 2 ай бұрын

Gotta COVID joke but 99.9% chance you won't get it....

@winonamassingill7895 2 ай бұрын

A lot of people think 🤔 this guy is funny. I caught some of his jokes and I thought they were funny but a lot of them passed right over my head. Maybe because I’m a 79 year old woman. Maybe I would have understood more of them if I had been younger. 🤔🤔🤔😂😂😂

@uraveragemike 5 ай бұрын

This guy and Robert Mac are the soo good at subverting your expectations for where a joke is going to go. Some comedians are so predictable, but it's refreshing to see talent like this!!

@micahmanley613 5 ай бұрын

Thanks for putting that into words for me!

@becauseIrock Ай бұрын

Is Robert Mac clean comedy, too? I've never heard of him, but might have to check him out, if he is!

@malcom5782 5 ай бұрын

Yooo, this guy has me and my family choking on supper

@simongibbs2986 4 ай бұрын

It's all about the delivery and this guy delivers. Loved it.

@Fuzcapp 3 ай бұрын

I love what this guy does with standard joke "types". Great timing, well written, nice 'Broka'.

@haidijerlstrom6619 5 ай бұрын

I'm telling my sons to surprise me when I die about bury me or cremated me !!!!! That's a classic !!!! I haven't stopped belly gut laffing for last 13 1/2 minutes ....I can't stop smirking and I'm about to cramp out here listening to you !!! You are out of your genius mind I love you!!!!@@ an equal to Robin Williams processing and wit . You can do it all !!!!

@IamGoen 5 ай бұрын

Ditto 🤣

@ChristmasTrain1225 3 ай бұрын

This was awesome. I had tears laughing. This goes to show you that no vulgar words are needed for a comedian to be funny. Loved it.

@LolaElImam1 5 ай бұрын

Where has this man been all my life? Excessively hilarious 🤣😂😂😂

@grizzkid795 3 ай бұрын

Good act to take a date without being embarrassed by endless profanity.

@thebigfist 2 ай бұрын

Yes, that's why the Dry- Bar comedians are so appealing since folks are getting fed-up with the same old moronic, foul- mouthed, politically obsessed garbage that tries to pass itself off as comedy.

@iandeeightiesman Ай бұрын

Try some Brian Regan if you feel like that.

@kathyduby8150 5 ай бұрын

You're never too old. Funny is funny. Thank you, Brian.

@cindyroy8541 5 ай бұрын

Hillarius!! Charming!! Clean humour. This guy is a riot!! Love it Love it. 🥰😂🤣😂thanks for the laughs. 👏👏

@denysarcuri1213 5 ай бұрын

"Hilarious." I agree.

@cindyroy8541 5 ай бұрын

@@denysarcuri1213 😎👍

@kevincawthon8618 4 ай бұрын

This guy is one of the best comedians ever!

@weskal5490 4 ай бұрын

Never heard of Brian before this, but so glad I stumbled across this because had me in stitches from start to finish. Brilliant!!!

@deannejohnson848 8 күн бұрын

I stumbled across him too and had never heard of him. It's such a treat to see a clean comedian in this day and time.

@weskal5490 7 күн бұрын

@@deannejohnson848 Absolutely!

@HolywellFilms 5 ай бұрын

This guy is great and funny. It's always nice to hear good clean jokes without the swearing and cursing.

@immasista6537 4 ай бұрын

Amen!

@charcoalanderson8010 2 ай бұрын

Well he only looks a week old so he's probably yet to learn any.

@RicoCosta317 5 ай бұрын

The pool boy joke is one of the funniest I've heard from anyone ever. I've stolen it several times with great success! 🤣

@johnshuster9475 4 ай бұрын

Yeah, it's my favorite too! So well timed.

@guntertorfs6486 22 күн бұрын

@@johnshuster9475 Mine too ! Even among all of his excellent material.

@TomahawkKid56 3 ай бұрын

What a joy, I wish I could remember just a few of his jokes for when I next go out. 24 minutes of sheer fun, and call me old fashioned but not one swear word!

@mikefinger8374 3 ай бұрын

That was great. Entertaining the whole time. Wish you well!

@johndutton3679 5 ай бұрын

I call my wife pumpkin because she gets smashed around the holidays is one of the best one-liners known to mankind. I used to hire this guy on Martha's Vineyard and he's one of the nicest guys you will ever meet. Breath of fresh air in the comedy business!

@GaryMillyz 2 ай бұрын

You went and picked maybe the 50th best joke in this video alone. Amazing how different people's sense of humor can be. There are seriously dozens of better/more creative jokes here.

@johndutton3679 2 ай бұрын

@@GaryMillyzthat's a really good point because after every show I produced I would have people come up to me and say the second guy was the best ever and within minutes another person would say the worst. It's kind of interesting how that works. Just a matter of taste

@wadewright1193 4 ай бұрын

This guy is really great at comedy!I love his sense of humor.

@immasista6537 4 ай бұрын

Havin a bad day & came across dis dude & lolmbo oh me goodyness! Lawd have mercy! He funny! 😂🤣😅 God Bless dis guy for humor with NO profanity!!!

@steveblanchard9473 4 ай бұрын

So brilliant to be made to laugh without a single swear word....

@pennyb2245 5 ай бұрын

Genius! Literally one laugh after another 😂😂😂

@grinpick 5 ай бұрын

The fact I've never heard of Brian Kiley probably reflects mostly on me. I like him. Good delivery. Very good material.

@jam1870utube 5 ай бұрын

turns out this guy is a long time friend/writer for Conan O'Brien. I didn't know who he was either until Conan mentioned him while I was listening to his podcast, Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, and he was doing an impression of Brian as if he were performing at the Apollo. 🤣🤣 Hilarious.

@mwhite1474 2 ай бұрын

Brian is incredibly witty. Great delivery. I'm definitely a mega fan. Can't stop laughing!

@alvarohernandez5341 5 ай бұрын

This is an extremely talented comedian. I hope to see more of him. Best of luck to you, and thank you for your humor!

@scenestealer007 5 ай бұрын

This type of comedy is rare and hilarious! Reminds me of foundational comedians like Sinbad. Good stuff.

@a.t.nelson1670 5 ай бұрын

I am crying from laughing so hard. Thanks for making my work night so much more tolerable. 😂

@OlTrailDog 3 ай бұрын

You knocked it out of the ball park, bro.

@THP999 2 ай бұрын

Truly a lot of work goes into a set like this. Thank you sir

@gregbiegel6468 5 ай бұрын

I can't believe it's not butter😂

@DrStephieRaeGrenier 5 ай бұрын

Being from Wisconsin, We were just talking this morning about the difference between butter and margarine using I Can’t Believe it’s not Butter as an example. 😅

@seedsoflove7684 5 ай бұрын

That mafia joke is a thing of nightmares!😅

@chrissharkey9644 4 ай бұрын

Absolutely fantastic!

@JRotten 4 ай бұрын

First time seeing this guy. Great clean act.

@user-td3ks4ii3y 5 ай бұрын

THIS is the BEST stand-up I've ever heard of.

@jayceewedmak9524 2 ай бұрын

Robert Mac is excellent as well 👍

@richardjohnson2692 5 ай бұрын

I'm old enough to get the acme/coyote joke 😅😅😅

@belindabutcher7925 4 ай бұрын

Me too!!!!!😅

@fxranger326 3 ай бұрын

ACME's #1 customer.

@joebudi5136 2 ай бұрын

Omg! Have to seen the cartoon the family guy producers made where Will E Coyote ACTUALLY KILLS THE ROADRUNNER!?!? And how his life ends up after!?! ITS SOOOO FUNNY!! I don't want to give away. Search for cavalcade of comedy" on KZfaq. OMG You are gonna crack up!

@chrissmurray255 3 ай бұрын

Super stuff. Some real laugh-out-loud moments there.

@philm.8756 4 ай бұрын

Wow! Glad I gave him a chance. Very, very funny!! Outstanding and clever.

@arleneweiss3199 5 ай бұрын

Wow! This guy had me rolling from start to finish, so many wind-ups (I love wind-ups!) with twists you don't see coming! Way too funny every joke a winner and so is he! Hope to see much more of this very talented comedian, Bravo Brian Kiley!

@johnmiller1947 5 ай бұрын

This guy's great, hope to seen more of him. I can't believe he's not better known.

@lancedom6349 5 ай бұрын

He will be. (Better known).

@raffriff42 5 ай бұрын

True true. IMDB says he’s been a writer for Conan O’Brien since the 90s.

@joebudi5136 2 ай бұрын

I just found him today. TOTAL FAN NOW! Soooo good!

@WeatherDude556 3 ай бұрын

How have I not heard of this guy until now.? He is so good.

@GregCurtin45 3 ай бұрын

OUtstanding and brilliant. Thank you for sharing with us.

@Suzette_Lilyrose 5 ай бұрын

Loved him. Thank you wife and kids ✨✨✨

@Certifiedinc2013 5 ай бұрын

This guy is the King of dad jokes lol

@CMDRRustyDog 5 ай бұрын

Two words:- Tim Vine

@joebudi5136 2 ай бұрын

I wonder if his kids think he is funny. . They don't have to being his kids and all.

@robertstapleton3598 3 ай бұрын

This guy is GREAT!!

@coreyriley9799 3 ай бұрын

Mitch hedburg style jokes. I absolutely love the one liners

@rainacherienne1010 5 ай бұрын

This man is so good! I think even the best on Dry Bar. First time I see him, please more!

@joebudi5136 2 ай бұрын

I rarely laugh at jokes anymore. Laughed the whole way through. This guy is A Grade funny.

@bradleysmith9431 5 ай бұрын

17:30 "now I look like im a week old" 😂

@DrStephieRaeGrenier 5 ай бұрын

Want going for that

@DingBatDaniel 3 ай бұрын

this guy is amazing.

@englishlearningtoday1539 3 ай бұрын

This is really brilliant. Thank you Mr Kiley

@Texas_tejas 5 ай бұрын

You have a new fan, Brian.

@davidpost428 3 ай бұрын

He is non-stop Terrific!

@lorigreenberg4797 3 ай бұрын

So hilarious exhausted from laughing so much!

@mikerichmond8246 4 ай бұрын

This guy AWESOME!

@vonkash4791 5 ай бұрын

Comedic genius, da new king of 1 liners

@OverkilledUnderdog 3 ай бұрын

This guy is GOOD. One of the best ive heard in a long while. 😂

@richmorelli5950 3 ай бұрын

This guy is awesome, really enjoyed his show!

@Rasreporter 5 ай бұрын

Excellent work, it was done so effortlessly

@Patrick_Cooper 5 ай бұрын

His one liners go beyond the "Take my wife, Please...

@terryshaw3493 3 ай бұрын

This guy is great! He got me smiling and laughing through the entire act. thank you 🙂

@Fuliginosus 5 ай бұрын

Never heard of this guy, but he's a laugh riot!

@robertgregory1927 3 ай бұрын

OMG…love this guy!

@richardpayton9671 5 ай бұрын

His delivery and timing are pitch perfect! "We don't HAVE a pool". "We were told we were unable to have children (pause) by our landlord". Combine it with the low key delivery and you have the perfect routine!