That’s too funny! I’m disabled too but not in that way but you’re funny. So wonderful to be able to laugh about things. I’m NOT laughing at you, please know that. Thank you for the laugh!

@نقطة نقطة that's the best reasons I've ever gotten lmao

@@SarahLizDoan no I understand! Lol. But you're allowed to laugh at me, too. I do it all the time🤷‍♀️😂

That is so funny you should sell it. You definitely also have an amaaaaaaziiiiiiing personality. Anyone's luckier than most to have u around

Oh man that joke had me rollin'

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Yeah this is the american tourists we see in Europe , everything is AMAZING.! Europeans useally finds it funny and silly.

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You should see him when he's NOT on DryBar! It's an entirely different act, not just language, but content! Definitely not PG-13.

Erm... The reason why it's called Dry Bar Comedy is because all the material is clean humour!💡🧐😂

I could not agree with you more. Foul language is so overrated. Most 'brand name' comedians monologue would be over in 2 minutes if you took all cursing out. Honestly, they can do without it.

@@alphafemme8154 I personally like cursing 😂

They're not allowed to here.

Alan, I noticed though, that black people joking about white people don't get cancelled. I would be more surprised if the situation were reversed, and nobody was cancelled.

@@zeldagoblin Since when were “white” comics being cancelled for making jokes about stereotypes?

@@beatzbyzay7711 You really had to ask that?

It just feels like people are either naturally easily offended; or they’re believing the lies and become racist to fit into a barrier. People are just people. Period. Just treat people how you’d like to be treated by people.

Fun fact; there is no cancel culture. Culture has just evolved and bigotry is something to be accountable for, not applauded. If you feel canceled, maybe you need to address your bias. If it’s is a thing, then in 1776 we canceled the Brits, in the civil war we canceled slavers, in ww2 we canceled Nazis… you sure you want to decry your allegiance with these by saying you’re a target of “cancel culture” 😂😂 snowflakes

Let’s hear it for the boys!! 😂😂😂

HAHAHAHA GO SHEETS!!

Lmaoooo.

That was gold

I am not American and I didn’t get this one. Can you enlighten me, pls?!

David Chappelle was the leader of a white supremacist group 😂😂😂

Wait is that the new be for the Washington Redskins?

Start watching Eddie Murphy or Richard Pryor. We weren't always so oversensitive and the world was a better place for it.

@@embracethesuck1041 omg ever use your noggin to think they were just as sensitive but not as nrave to speak out against racism. Ya back in the people were all for lynchings

Hilarious. And I'm so happy he isnt jaded and pissed at the whole white community. We all are not the same as the jerkoffs , put lightly, who think the white race is the best. We should all be equal, I really hope I see the day when color really isnt an issue. For now I'll never make light of the black people problems. I've never personally seen it but I know it exists. Love ya

Classic ... I told my son a few years back, when his Mom and G'ma asked him that same thing to just say, "Cooking Shows and Top Model" 😂🤣😂

Yeah, it's the best. It makes it feel like it's not a job for them, really helps the audience to loosen up and have a great time!

philipralph yeah this guy isn’t there for the audience he’s there to have fun

@@Bada_Boom78 Yes!!! 🤣 I mean I laughed the entire time bc he's cracking himself up...

2:44 go sheets , go sheets LMAOOOOOOO 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👍👍👍👍 this guys got me laughing/crying, stomach hurting, awesome comedian, go big time, u got what it takes 👍

Right they enjoy what they do and they love seeing people laugh and they love telling stories weather they are real or not

And all the rappers are such great dads.

To be fair, does that role exist in Hollywood? I'm not fully convinced that it does....

To be fairrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!! Can’t help but think of Letterkenny every time I hear or see that statement.

Yeah, but he got falsely accused of abuse, just like Johnny Depp did......

You're right. I actually hadn't thought about it till he said it.

As a samoan, this was accurate 😂

As a white guy I’m glad I have a few Samoan friends

Amen to that!

Yes! This!

It's the same thing though. "I'm not scared of heights, I'm scared of falling from heights. I'm not scared of the ocean, I'm scared of what's in the ocean." Fear of the dark IS fear of what's in the dark.

It's so dang dark

yeah no ones actually scared of the lack of light particles mate. being scared of the dark means being scared of what could be in the dark.

You get it for free?

Shhh, don't question it

By having the comedians eliminate all the cuss words out of their act and placing money for each one in a jar before the show

You beat me to it with the shushing!

My theory is this is how this club gets comics of a good status but not a lot of publicity to go all the way out there. I low-key want to just go sit in the audience...and I live in Dallas lol!

Nationality is American. Does that mean whatever is within my reach? 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️😬😬😬😎😎😎

First of all, I want to know who he is! Well, I'd have to show up with some Irish whiskey, fried chicken, and watermelon! That fight ended before it began! You know that anyone breaking in to your house, sees you with a bottle of whiskey in hand, is going to panic at the thought of wasting a good bottle of booze! "Just put down the bottle!" " hold on, I'm gonna put everything back, let's just sit down and talk it out, and enjoy that fried chicken and watermelon!" I Just made a new friend, and depending on how lonely I am, a date! Dinner and a movie!

@@khadijahfitzgerald9743 now that is some practical thinking! 😂

i could imagine my mom using her flat bony bare hands

@@aliseegenuine6414 that means shotgun

Kolpik 😂😂😂😂😂

Most important modern proverb.

Only a ninja can sneak up on another ninja - Tim Minchin

I thought it was hilarious

Well wassup then?

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Bryan Chance, that was hilarious!

Bruh I almost spit my food out laughin at that part🤣

This Pats fan thought it was funny, bwahahaha.

I watched it 3 times over when o first heard it could not stop laughing

He forgot to describe their helmets!🤣🤣🤣

but I WANT TO BELIEVE!!

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@420 69 😆

@420 69 they already do. Patriot act and your phone!

That got a nervous little laugh 😅

Loved it!

Thank you, I felt like I was by myself on that.

I thought I heard it wrong... Too funny 😂

I didn't get it. :( Can someone pls explain?

@@japanesefunnyshorts8584 Burning Crossroads because as a racecar driving you're burning road or burning rubber, but also for racists a burning crossroad would be shaped like a burning cross, which is a famous thing the Ku Klux Klan used as a racist intimidation tactic historically.

Thanks, i understood the joke now.

Yes. Go sheets!!!!

If he was white this would've been so uncomfortable.

@@saulcontrerasOfficial If he was white, the joke wouldn't have made any sense.

@@saulcontrerasOfficial Always gotta give your “if this was a white person” perspective, don’t ya?😂

He's black, he has nothing to fear

Try watching a movie named Rudy. You'll love it.

@@carlaaustin7223 Lol yeah that's the reference he's making.

The scene from Hobbs and Shaw.

I've heard that they look like swollen Mexicans

A small truck? You've been picking fights with the kids? Shame on you :-)

The ones who can't parallel park, just lift their cars on the back and sets them down between the other cars

@@8-bitsarda747 More like massive south east Asian

GO BILLOWS!!! 😂😂😂😂

That joke is incredible. He should develop another joke later in the skit about a prison yard basketball game between the race gangs. The call back would be referring to it as a skins vs sheets game.

Just watched your set before watching this... You're awesome!

Comedian Michael Joiner Wow👍

@@shadieossei4336 Thank you! My new CD Shut Up & Laugh is on Spotify N all other platforms:)

@A Z says the idiot w no picture and 2 followers. Cowards like this just start a page real quick to make their anonymous post. Michael you are one of the best I've ever heard love it when you heckle the audience.

@@robertducat8096 Now I'm gonna have to come back and see the smackdown by MJ of the armchair critic that somehow thinks their stupid opinion matters. That's hilarious... Someone nobody has heard of that has never been, nor ever will be even "Barely a feature" trying to say someone else is not good enough. lol. Haters like this should do the world a favor and suck-start a pistol.

Unless your white making fun of black people. Then your a racist.

@@doknox want to be a racist?

@@davidjackson1206 With all due respect, sometimes I wish I was. It'll make things so much easier. People that have no bad intent, but 'make a mistake' and loudly shouted at to change. People 'don't want to give up on them' and harshly try to "teach them to check their privilege" and "make them change nów!" The real racists however...are being left alone, because who'd want to go there? Who'd want to go to the belly of the beast and roar; 'Stop racism!' in the face of very clearly racist people? Nobody in their right mind does that. So the frustration is vented on the slightly-out-of-place-commenting folk. Which is why you have 'I am so afraid I offend'-people and racists and not much in between. I'm currently shuffling silently to something in the middle, did you notice that? I wonder for how long I can stand here.

Of course it is because he's black right? Find me a similar skit from a white guy in recent years that didn't get any backlash. This guy is so cocky too. You can tell by how presents himself that he KNOWS he's getting away with this because he's black. This routine is nothing but proof of hypocrisy in this country.

@@Widdekuu91 isn’t that the truth? Explain to me why aren’t all the remarks about white people by other races considered “racist”? I don’t understand why an African American, who has never been to Africa, doesn’t think whites born in Africa are Africans? 🤦‍♀️ Nor that any whites have ever been born in Jamaica?🤷‍♀️ Yet, no problem with Black Puerto Rican’s? And, that all politicians are “the white man”? Except for President Trump, he was called the “Orange Man”. Thus anyone who said anything derogatory about him is definitely a racist😎😎😎

Same here that cracked me up!! We do go anywhere glad he invited them in 😊

Rah, rah, rah for the homie team! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I cheer for the sheets !

He definitely did some fine line crossing back and forth. I think raw comedy from the 80's is gone but if you are strategic like Dave Chappelle and Bill Burr you are golden.

@@iambounceback those two racist or disguised under the word comedians… 🤔 … I mean I don't know I just wonder!

@@thesun-N-moon8885 Do you get told to STFU often? Because you're not being told enough!

@@did7801 wow, it sounds like you just might be wondering the same. So much anger for no reason unless my comment hit a nerve. 😜

I think Tosh do.

"All of them."

You just blew my mind. That actually makes sense

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Lol

Dry bar is helping me cope through this break up 😩

The sad thing is....there’s always going to be, at least, one screaming “I’m offended”! Those are usually the racists!

So true, anything is racism today. I mean this guy wouldn't be considered so anyways but he's a cool dude. Society is what sucks

And the one that is offended is unusually the white blue-haired weirdo who is offended on behalf of an ethnic group that is not theirs

I think Woke Culture will kill comedy in the not so long run , you better practice laughing at woke jokes...lol

But NOT for every ethnic group. When anyone can say anything without fear of being labeled a bigot, THEN people will be free.

Thats exactly what i was thinking

I paused the video in the middle of the bit to see if some else had mentioned it in the comments Didn't like it when Kevin did it don't like it now

I paused immediately and was like...is he stealing Hart's jokes!?!

Exakt my thoughts 2 😮🤔

wantshela mokgohloa I didn’t like either but his was way shorter, Kevin’s drags out for so long

USA Motto! 🤣🤣🤣

what about god? 🤢🤮

@@edwardnygma. Yeah man, God is real watch some NDE stories

@@beatleme2 mmmmmm Im athiest....

@@edwardnygma. I wish I was sometimes, so I can end this life and be with my dead loved ones without thinking/knowing I'd go to H3ll even tho Life could be we are in h3ll, and we don't know it.

@@beatleme2 Oh yeah i mean Im trans AND gay so im going to hell for sure. I still believe theres hell and stuff but i just dont necessarily believe that if there is a god, the god that you guys glorify is the real one. it could be a female for all we know 🤷‍♂️

They have DryBar *because* of their city. Notice, it's all clean humor. Very Mormon-safe. Provo is Mormon-populated/controlled so dry also refers to 'no alcohol'. So, I think DryBar exists because Provo is a very Mormon city, not the other way around. I think this is a great venue and channel. I love the clean humor though I have no problem with cursing.

I live in Salt Lake City and stumbled across this channel and had no clue the Dry Bar even existed! Provo is just a few minutes away so I’m definitely going to check this place out!!

The authentic native American experience 🤣🤣🤣🤣

where we going lol, roll the windows up lol

It's actually British slang from WWII. It basically means to hit with excessive force. I only use it for blows like huge haymakers, or like two fisted blows, and anything Mike Tyson would do to someone in anger.

I'm from Oklahoma and I know the word. LOL

Angry Applesauce I think this word has been used in the US before WWII, at least in the south

@@theresagluckhertz8064 I mean that's possible... but the etymologists are usually pretty good about this stuff. I assumed it was older as well!

I 1st heard it from fantastic four from the thing saying "it's clobbering time" also thought that both of you are correct

A little much on the hyper race consciousness but I liked his high energy.

I think it’s in a faster fps or whatever it is called. . It speeds them up. I just noticed today after watching a few of these, I thought they were all fast and hyper lol

@@wcstrawberryfields8011 So no one should mention anything about race? You got issues pal.

@@jcarc5701 You have the bigger issue: Putting words in people's mouths. Re-read my comment, JackAßß.

@@wcstrawberryfields8011 Triggered? You need a safe space?

Ha the Custer plater

Yeah, I was like.. so racist...then I caught myself doing it. 🤣🤣🤣

I'm from Indiana and I had to laugh at that one! Honestly, in 30+ years of living all over Central and Southern Indiana, I've met only a handful of blatantly racist people.

I used to live there too and died laughing at that 🤣🤣🤣

@@brighteyez4u397 - Asides from one year I've spent my entire life in the state of Indiana. 8 years near Indianapolis. Have encountered a few rude semi racist folks but most are pretty cool.

Sidenote- I'm hoping and praying rumors of any race car gathering are just that- rumors. Goodness know people from all across the country come to the IMS for events and if they hold events it'll just help the Covid spread further and faster.

Been in Indiana for a year....definitely a lot less racist than my hometown in Mississippi...or at least it seems that way

@James Xu literally all my Pakistani friends rock the flipflops even in winter lol

@ohsevenone wow chill

You think flip flops are bad until you meet my husband who wants to wear crocs every summer instead of buying normal shoes. The flip flops are the compromise now..

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@James Xu Yeah. We even wear flip flops with socks.

Yeah I agree

Right? I don't get it... I have noticed that too.

I agree. But it is whoever, not whomever.

Agreed, Just jump right in. Preview not needed

I JUST WANT TO SIT ON THE BEACH AND EAT HOT DOGS. THAT’S ALL I’VE EVER WANTED

"i believe everything except the government"

And that tom hardy is an excellent actor, i didn't need to see Legend to be convinced. He's gonna make a great bond

A,C

@@LisaJohnson-dp8sv A, B, C. 1, 2, 3.

@@IjsBlice you might want to watch Brad Pitt, as Kirsten, in Legends of the Fall.

You heard that huh.. lol

it was intentional.

Oh my god, I’ve been called anesthesia so many times

Yeah but if they take them outta the wall n throw them back???! Kinda luck I have lol.!