*lots of hand gestures* GET MY FRIEND'S BOOK. I really want to be a dang movie star!! www.amazon.com/Dark-Glass-Alliance-Joanna-Hathaway/dp/0765396416

"He's cracked as a cup... Does that translate as a severed arm?" 💀💀💀 he has missing baby teeth he's a kid 😂😂

“This cup has a crack. He’s cracked” He’s- he’s chipped....

The father: literally sends the horse away to warn Belle Dylan: THAT UNFAITHFUL HORSE!

Movie: He had a very traumatic childhood. Dylan : That doesn't excuse him being a douche.

Love how this movie takes place in France but everyone has British accents

Dylan: You can't die in a disney movie unless it's accidental. Me: DOES THE NAME MUFASA MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?!

“Are you trying to imply that Josh Gad’s character is gay?” Literally what was happening the entire movie

Not me softly whispering, "it's a glove" over and over until Dylan realizes it himself.

I love how Dylan laughs at all the murder scenes but he tears up over dying furnitures.. priceless!

I love how Dylan’s called the horse “Phillipe,Phillipé,and Philliper 😂😂

Dylan: attracted to Ursula Also Dylan: scared of a wardrobe

"He's cracked." HE'S CHIPPED HOW DARE YOU.

I don’t know why Dylan crying over the furniture is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

Dylan: “I wish his voice was more deep and scary” Beast: “I TOLD YOU TO JOIN ME FOR DINNER” Dylan: * surprised pikachu face *

My dad was one of the sculptors on this movie! He made the doorways and the bridges, as well as the magical instruments. I went to the premiere with him in London :)

20:45 Belle-"what are you reading?" Beast-"nothing." Dylan-"he's reading playboy! even beasts have urges" 🤣 made me actually LOL

“Coughing=close to death” That aged well.

Dylan: "You can't die unless it's accidental in a Disney movie" Flynn Rider: Hold my nose

The dad: *says something nice* Dylan: Oh, is he gonna die? Yep. He’s too nice for this world. Belle: “be safe dad.” Dylan: yea he’s definitely gonna die

why is no one talking about how poor of a decision it was for Belle to become royalty in France during this time period???

“The candle is in love with the duster????” Well they WERE human at one point...

Movie: Talking teapots, duster and candle relationships Dylan: *sparkles float onto dress* Where’s the science in that? Me: wtf😂😂 you’re watching clocks talk and you care about the dress

aw man i wanted to see Dylan’s reaction to the whole “belle and her dad used to live in Paris until a disease hit and the mom died so they left-“

“Coughing = close to death” People watching in 2020:👁👄👁😬

Dylan: What is Belle’s job Me: She is a _woman_ in the mid-1700s

HE WORE THE POWDERED WIG BECAUSE ITS FRANCE LOL, THATS WHAT THEY WORE IN LIKE 1800’sz

“You can’t die in Disney unless it’s accidental” Mufasa is quaking in his grave

“i think lafool is kinda into gastin”... i’m speechless.

“I love you.” Dylan: “You haven’t known him for that long.” Disney: “We dOn’T cArE”

Dylan: *watching a movie about a prince turned into a beast and everyone else turned to household items Also Dylan: *watches sparkles put on a dress “ I don’t understand the science behind that”

"They stop fighting because they look pretty now?" Misogyny's a hell of a drug

*human turns into beast* dylan: yep *gold floats onto girls dress* dylan: don’t understand the science of that

Dylan: "I'd like to see them have more romantic moments" also Dylan: *makes gagging faces every time they do something cute*

Original: everyone has American accents Live action: everyone has British accents French people: 🤦🤦🤦

The live action did not capture the fathers quirky and weird but lovable funny nature… in the animation he is fascinated when he sees Lumier (enchanted candelabra ) and Cogsworth (enchanted clock). He said “How is this accomplished ?🧐” or something like that!!!!❤❤❤

Just, the way Dylan's eyes light up at the prospect of the beast killing the father. Impeccable

6:50 Belle: "Stay safe" Dylan: *laughs at character's almost assured demise* "Oh he's dying for sure!" 😂😂

when does he realize that the magic carpet ride is Aladdin, not beauty and the beast

No one dies in Disney Actually in the Little Mermaid, price Eric straight up kills Ursula the sea witch. It makes you wonder what kind of shenanigans he gets up to. He got ship wrecked, is saved by a mysterious woman who he says he will marry, shows a mute girl around his kingdom, says he will marry the mysterious singing woman that showed up in the morning by sunset that night, kills the sea witch and then marries Ariel. All this in seemingly in about a week and his subjects take it all in stride. Prince Eric is EPIC!!! Also note all the deaths due to war in Mulan, various characters in Lion King, and many others.

“he’s got superhuman strength” Ya Dylan,he got beast strength

Dylan: you can't die in a Disney movie unless it's accidental. Mufasa: hold my pride rock

10 minutes of Dylan not knowing the plot of beauty and the beast 😂😂

"can we get hermione up in here? I'm ready for some wizardry" PLS THANK YOU THAT MADE MY DAYY

I have never actually seen the live action version myself, but I really appreciate that they included the information that the enchantress erased everyone's memories because it never made sense to me that there was just this giant castle, that was inhabited by this wealthy, powerful prince, who threw all these well attended balls for the kingdom and stuff, and yet somehow no one knows the castle is there or who the freaking PRINCE is. The beast isn't even that old when Belle meets him so being turned and going into isolation couldn't have been that long ago, it's been maybe a decade, and everyone just FORGOT?? Having their memories erased makes much more sense!

"Like you can kill my whole family but if you're a hot princess I'll forgive you" what an icon 😂

Dylan: THE BEAST KILLS THE FATHER Me in my head: Have you ever seen Beauty and the Beast Dylan: I don’t remember, it seems right Me: 🤦🏾‍♀️😂

Belle to Philippe: "what happened?" Dylan: "ha she asks the horse as if it's gonna answer her" Literally the SILVERWARE, DRESSER, CANDELABRA, PIANO, CLOCK, COAT-HANGER, and the DUSTER talks in this movie I wouldn't think it is unrealistic for the horse to talk too lol

Dylan: Lafou might be gay. He maybe was into Gaston all this time? Me: You don't say! The movie was banned in several cinema theatres in Alabama and other south homophobic states because there was a rumour there is gonna be a secondary gay character. Which cave you have been sleeping in the spring of 2017?

le fool= Lefou gastan=Gaston philliper=Philippe crack=Chip

Ah, yes. Everybody’s favorite diabolical duo... Le Fool & Gasten

11:20 "what if it's not a stick.. 🤨 what if it's a wand..! 🧙🏻‍♀️😂

Dylan: the crack in Chip’s cup could mean he’s missing an arm in real life His English teachers: **blinking through the tears** We’ve taught him well on analysing

Ah yes my two favorite Beauty and the Beast characters, LeFool and Gast-in

Dylan, here's a lesson: EVERY DISNEY MOVIE IS A MUSICAL Edit: I know not *every* Disney movie is a musical, I just chose to generalize. You guys took this comment waaaaay too serious

My brain throughout the video: "CuZ u GoT aN eMoTiOnAl RaNgE oF a TeAspOon"

Dylan: "You haven't known him for that long." Me: Their relationship and the time they spent together is higher than the average princess relationship, about 5 minutes or less... This is why I love Belle, it was a much better relationship because they slowly fell in love and had trust and didn't just fall in love in like first sight or first minute..

Dylan talking about the same piece of fabric: "Yeah give him a *towel* that'll help." "Give him a *blanket* " "You just put your *scarf* on him outside."

"we're still on the same song?!?!" Note to self: dylan doesnt know what a reprise is.

27:42 “ wHaT ArE yOu DoInG tO mE”

Fun fact: the director of this movie also direscted Twilight Breaking Dawn part 1 & 2. He really learned how to direct movies 😂

Belle is unemployed because back then women didnt have jobs Edit: yes I know some women had jobs but keep in mind shes a young girl who didn't really need one

CHIP DYLAN, HIS NAME IS CHIP...

Dylan: I forget these are musicals Me: It’s a DISNEY movie Dylan: Dose the monster kill the father! Me: It’s a DISNEY movie Dylan

I came here just bc of the betraying horse reference he makes in every single video with a horse

Dylan - "Is she gonna eat with her.. mouth" Me - "Wha.. what do you usually eat with Dylan?"

Yes, Lefou is gay in this version, and if I recognize him right he ends up with the guy who was flattered that the wardrobe told him he was beautiful after that impromptu makeover during the fight scene. I'm glad Lefou got a happier ending after Gaston's death, I don't remember it ever being addressed in the original what happened to him.

“For who could ever learn to love a beast?” People who are into monsters: *Cha Cha, real smooth*

I'm also writing a book and seeing you shout your friend like that just made me shed a tear...us poor authors really struggle out here

Belle isn't into his money, she's into his library.

Not necessarily related, but does anyone remember the movie Anastasia? God that was a great film.

18:44 I noticed this years ago: The Beast's horns are missing here. 🐮

They should’ve hired corpse husband for the voice of the beast

You’re absolutely right about having more scenes with Belle and the Beast getting to know each other. A better name for this film would be Emma Watson and Household Objects.

"Hello?....housekeeping....this house is dusty as ish, can I come in?" When I tell you I choked on laughter 😂😂😂

I love that at @27:15 you can see Dylan's eyes to water. @27:22 he's trying to keep it together. But at @27:30 when Dylan's eyebrows go up just a little. It's the first time I see him sad in a video. You're going to make me cry, Dylan. : /

20:36 throw...✍️ yourself...✍️ in front...✍️ of...✍️ wolves...✍️ ok got it thanks dylan

You having basically zero recollection of the of the original is making this so much better

Dylan his name is literally chip because he’s ..... chipped, honey, he’s chipped 🤣

Gaston’s a bored hunter, so he’ll take any excuse to get someone as beautiful and fiery, someone rare and hard to catch as belle. Or to hunt down a beast that is only one of its kind, and possibly harder than any prey he’s ever caught.

His face when bell hits lumiére with the pan 😂😂 priceless 12:04

(Main character getting attacked by a pack of wolves) Dylan: “GET OUT OF THERE PHILLIPE

Dylan being unimpressed by his own jokes is EVERYTHING

Dylan “you can’t die unless it’s accident” Me: “Just wait until he watches lion king

The beast is literally dying and what does he say “ oh his lips arent that hairy, you can kiss” my gosh that was funny XD

“WhY Is HiS ThuMb sHapEd LikE ThAt?!?” It’s a glove, Dylan

"Can we get Hermione up in here, like I'm ready for some wizardry" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

watching someone react to the beauty and the beast story for the first time is so refreshing-especially bc it's dylan

i cant even explain how obssesed i am over this channel love you!!

This is just 30 minutes of Dylan wanting Beauty and the Beast to be Harry Potter

"I'm ready for some wizardry.." *_in comes an enchantress_*

Hey! I've been really stressed lately, and I've found that i feel better whenever I watch your videos! I just rewatched this one and just wanted to slide into the comments and say... If the book gets picked up and made into a movie I know some people who would literally die to be in it! Thank you for being such a ray of sunshine, and I hope you are as happy as your videos make me! I could never thank you enough!

2:54 *when you scream "that's a glove!" at the screen multiple times*

"I think Lafool is kinda into Gastin."

friend 1: wait didn't the beast kidnap bell friend 2: omg ya how could she fall in love with her kidnapper me: You obviously have not read wattpad

"i would love to see more scenes of them getting closer, ya know?" *skips over and doesn't mention the scene where they travel to paris and belle realizes he's a good person and understands him*

8:18 how he's so intrigued in the story is adorable. 🤣🤣🤣🥰

"the candle and the duster...man that floor's gonna be so clean.". LMAO

No one's vain like Gaston Causes pain like Gaston No one falls to his death in the rain like gaston.

5:21 I was actually so disappointed, in the original movie, it was a giant library, here she has like 10 books only