Still a man child living in the basement 😂

little orphan funkhauser

He’s so cringe.

Nahh he just looks like an ass man

He meant by the past but if he was smart he would call himself a orphan not a adopted child..

Agreed. This is why I watched Survivor videos like this one. Jeff asks the good, the bad, and the ugly questions that reveal the inner dark truth about their own strategy indirectly.

He's a psychology graduate lol

Rick R psychologist he graduated from a psychology school.

Yeah he is.

Don’t forget want to be doctor

God I hated Colton

Colton is the biggest douche

@@jacklichtenstein19 And the biggest quitter.

@@jackoshmako1193 Ive seen every season of Survivor & no one gets on my nerves more than Colton... What use to bug me is Women winning over the guy who really deserved to win... But Colton has overtook that... Abi is right up there too

What is wrong with having an African American housekeeper? Don't they need work, too? Growing up, we had a black women who worked as our maid, but she also helped raise my siblings and I while my Mom was at work. Our entire family dearly loved Daisy! She was like part of the family.

To be fair before being adopted he prob went from home to home. Prob was a victim case many foster kids are abused and neglected.

@@khasualentertainment6734 To be honest, it doesn't sound like he was in foster care for long, if at all. Some children are adopted around birth, and he didn't say he experienced abuse or neglect, his only connection was he didn't know his birth parents.

@@everyonehasmynames2420 depending on his age. But many arent adopted. Many just libe in foster homes or group homes then later age out

khasual entertainment in the context of the conversation he was comparing them because Chirin was talking about how she has no connection with anyone in her family and only has friends because of the abuse she suffered. And then dan is saying he knows what she’s talking about because he’s adopted and doesn’t have BIOLOGICAL family

@@khasualentertainment6734 He was adopted. Not fostered.

Cougar 0508 Yeah I was way off saying 90%

He’s not always this sassy but after like 40 seasons these are the moments that have occurred.

Bro It’s like someone making a video of all the times you sassed someone in 40 years like bro it happens and it will happen to you bro

SAME!

If u watched this for fucking years and still didn't know shet... Why u even trying to Relevant no offenze

Ryan Thurston He’s also the main factor why Survivor has gone downhill and one great season still can’t change it. Jeff is a good host (except he’s very sexist) but a terrible producer.

@@a.jdeets5527 Jeff and Survivor are totally sexist.

@@AndrewSmith-pn2qc how so???

@@jackoscar11 Every season they purposely make sure the cast always has the same number of men and women. Even with all returnees seasons. Like think how much better an all star season could be if you didn't have that artificial BS sexist constraint.

? what. It's casting, unless they do an all winners season, why not cast, you know, an interesting cast..

philly_ sports lmao I was just thinking that

Yep. Chris McLean is like the psychotic super saiyan caricature of Jeff Probst and I love it and live for it 😂

With less regard for the player's safety, but yeah that's about chris

chris is like that one impression of jeff that courtney yates did where shes like “todd! looks like you just got some bad news, what happened?”

Scrolling down and reached that exact part in video

Steve Thea happens to me all the time. Isn’t that crazy?

What season is that?

@@jsm8149 Cook Islands. Their relationship was obnoxious as hell to the whole cast

I laughed so hard 😂😂

We all do lol

D Thizz yes, because gay people in San Francisco represent the entire gay community? You’re looking at probably the _worst_ representation of the average gay male

Yeeesss. I hate Colton. Lil bitch

@D Thizz you don't have to live in san francisco to recognize obvious crocodile tears

@D Thizz hahaha yeah I thought you were having a stroke or something there

Lmao Same

Penner is by far my all time favorite survivor

That's the very first episode I ever watched and man Jeff was Savage!

Sgt James Doakes lame reply

thats my favorite jeff moment

Oh my God 😂😂😂

He just says it with straight face

Do you have the clip? Or know if it's on KZfaq?

I love how they edited the reactions like this was legit gonna happen

actually, i believe the clip shown was from the "next time on survivor" thing at the end of the episode

💀💀💀

SAVAGE LOL

That had me rolling!!!!

😂

Everytime I come back to this video, this moment and comment is just perfection.

Liam Whiteley what does that mean “executed

Eddy Perez so basically leave the game

@@lemonadelemonade714 As far as you know.

@@brodycountryman709 killed

And they believed it lol

W A X

S H A I N ' T

Lmaoooo the editors are so damn good 😂

omg ikr I was laughing so hard at that part 💀😂

I think these are my favorite responses of his in these videos. Just so dumbfounded that his responses is nothing more than acknowledgement that something happened.

Everyone else just facepalms

That could be used inadvertently to throw off a track it's all about strategy and deception

WTF EVEN WAS THAT 🤣

🥴🥴🥴

🤣🤣🤣”ceremonial loser dismount”

I wouldve quit the show right then and there 🤣🤣

I’m DEAD 🤣☠️

Ironically there will always be exceptions to the rule. Nothing is completely anything and if you present something there’s usually a contrarian who will challenge you just for the sake of it.

He's condescending. I also didn't like how he make fun of Abi about being oblivious cause she "doesn't know our culture" - as much as I dislike Abi.

Cole yeah i thought him saying that to Abby was a bit of an asshole thing to say, but other than that, i like him

The Australian host is wayyy better

People hate him?

Colton sucks but I really don't think he quit the first time. The medics said he should be taken out of the game.

I'm not entirely sure I buy that. I feel like Jeff was just piling on. There are enough reasons to hate Colton already, we can just stick to that.

I just feel bad that he lost Caleb in an accident

@@oney3281 what?

@@Captain-Sum.Ting-Wong The dude faked appendicitis. Even when you go back and watch the video he just starts breathing super heavy when she pushed on his belly to shoot his heart rate up. When you have appendicitis, your lungs will contract from the pain no way you are taking that large of breaths under that type of pain. Also he's racist so he can go fuck himself

That had me cackling. The two best ideas the tribes had were "wax" and "shain't"

“I’m in therapy from seeing these words so many times.” 😂😂😂

"It should be Malcolm holding that"

she said had a torn ACL tho, I wonder why Jeff wouldn't know about it if it was true :P

Abi was one of the most useless Survivors ever in challenges . . . and she was absolutely obnoxious around camp.

I think abi has played in just about as many challenges as Sandra... Now if only she knew how to manipulate and play a social game instead of annoy everyone including us at home she could have made it.... Lol nah she sucked

@@kgrimes842 The Sandra sit out bench was iconix

Well the producers started to have that same philosophy after Nicaragua aired.

I'd rather not live in a universe where Chase won Survivor.

@@entertainer_ev2747 yep; Probst mentioned it during the reunion show. XD

BladeBlur I’ve heard rumors that people gave Chase pity votes just so Sash wouldn’t get any more money, so maybe in a universe where there’s only 7 jurors in Nicaragua Fabio still wins

punknhead23 I agree like you never played the game you weren’t voted out you don’t deserve to be on the jury

Game changers was good but it gets a lot of hate because most people's favourite players were booted pre-jury.

Ryan Langlois yeah and everyone who didn’t get booted pre merge was boring af like Sarah sits there with the same facial expression the whole game 😴😴😴

Game Changers was great for 2 episodes and then is on life support until Sandra gets voted out, after that it dies.

I love Game Changers though

Sam 2727 I respect your opinion but in my opinion it’s the worst season

This made me laugh so hard for some reason.

You shaint pass

w a x

What did the puzzle read out in the end?

“A reward with all the fixin’s”

He’s such a savage and so quick

I'm so glad this exists. Lol

For that reason I subscribed

True I love this video and jeff

Omg I see u everywhere

Kyra Crowley I am an omnipresent annoyance, here to make my mark in _every_ Survivor video comment section

Clay put right on the spot lol

Eric42 bye bye Denver Diva

Denver... uh.. Diva

I felt like I was back in school being scolded by my teacher in front of the class lol

I've watched that clip endless times and I still love it

Dragging or dogging?

Justin Cooper and Penner

Dragging or doglogging?

@@mattkline3431 Wdym?

@@encycl07pedia- Sandy is tricky to get grip on and even the most kitted out Landcrushers, Luxies and Poo-trols can get bogged. To do well on sand you need good fat tyres at low tyre pressures, an engine with low down torque, and ideally has a dual range gearbox or at least the awd system is a 60:40 setup and can be switched on manually. Ohh and the ability to carry a set of max traxs or two. If I was building a rig to go onto sand, I'd also invest in an on-board air compressor, a winch and some snap straps as a backup if anyone needs to pull me out. You can also use a winch hooked to a spare tyre buried in the sand to help pull you out of trouble. Clearance is the least of your issues if you can't channel the engine's power to give you low down torque, and/or if the awd system has a strong front wheel drive bias and not designed for light off-roading. Most SUVs designed as town cars have awd optional drivetrains that are usually 80:20 or, at best, a 70:30 bias with the rear diff being electronically turned on when the ecu detects slip. It's not there to give you off-road ability, but to stop the car from spinning out in the wet. A diesel powered SUV would be best because diesel's naturally have low down torque. Although plenty of people can tackle sand with petrol 4wds provided they have a low range box. My suggestion for you is a Pajero Sport. Has the mitsy's Super select 4wd system which is a dual range setup used in the Triton & pajero plus has added benefits of being able to be used on the road for safety. It's turbo diesel with a reliable 2.4L engne. Well spec'd for the money and at your budget you may be able to get a 2nd hand one with some warranty left. The pajero sport is made more for the city driver who likes to go offroad every so often so it still feels more like a daily car instead of a off-roader that is uncomfortable as a daily. If you want a new car, for $35k, your options are more limited. $30-35k is the entry level part of the SUV market where you're mostly buying base model petrol SUVs made as cheap town runabouts. 2nd hand newer cars can be a real bargain if you can forgo the new car smell. In the 2nd hand market for your money you could also consider either the Forester or Outback. Both very capable cars with the forester lending to higher clearance, but less bootspace and higher price due to beng an SUV. I've driven the current gen Outback on looser sandy trails in it's "X-mode" and it did very well. The 6th gen outback is a great car to drive and will likely do many miles comfortably. It's definitely one of the best cars I've ever driven.

Lmao

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That was one of my favorite moments

@@olivermensinger6022 Same!

I SCREAMED

Housekeeper.* Just one.

Can someone tell me what season that was?

@@spencerallegra Season 24: One World

Steve Thea I don’t like Boston Rob that much but he does NOT deserve that comparison

It should be what?

W A X

@@eyekatch3r732 It shain't be that

Alicia...pathetic :)

Yeh that's like 80% of his job and he does it so well

He should've pushed harder though, saying that Alicia is pathetic was an understatement.

thats coz that chick was the worst.... some even say pure evil

​@@jackoscar11 I totally agree. My mom and I were re-watching One World not too long ago and she kept asking me when Alicia was going to get voted off lol

Jj V what did they end up spelling for that challenge?

Shain'ts a word, shain't it?

I don't really remember but I think the word was Survivor

@@dominiquewa The phrase was "a reward with all the fixin's"

fixin's not a word though! I'd have trouble with that and I'm pretty good at word puzzles.

Life In Italics he does. The producers are messing it up (he is part of it i know) with too many advantages.

I hated her so much. This was her reaction to everything

Botox, face lifts, good diet, good genes. The latter

"Talking to brandon about strategy id like talking to you (Jeff) about shirts that aren't blue." -Cochran

He actually was my childhood crush and seeing Survivor now like 10 years later (I’m 18), bitch, little me had good taste

Think somebody doesn't know what "the latter" means.

His dimples subtly elongate through the years

And he's not to bad to look at either!!!

He's a SAVAGE! Classy, ruthless, nasty!

Nikhil Sinha there’s are part 2 tho 👌

It’s 24 minutes if you put the two videos together.

And the losers,THEY WILL BE EXECUTED

Alright wtf because me too. I remember sneaking out of bed to steal food out of the fridge after I had gone to bed and hearing that exact line from living room because my mom was watching TV. I wouldn't start watching the show with her until a few years later but I really thought I had made it up in my head because it was such a strange standalone memory.

Bro yasssss

I love early memories like that where you have no idea if it was real or not

There were four clips in a row of Jeff just dragging Penner across the floor

mbgal07 I will try and get around to it! Do you have any suggestions on clips to use? 😊

@@eagerturtle4791 If I had to suggest: basically most of the tribal where Osten quit in Pearl Islands lol.

The trivia in all stars about the alphabet strategy

Eager Turtle in heroes vs villains for the chocolate reward when he gives them a taste of chocolate and the heroes refuse it and he drags Colby

Tommy McPhee ooohhhhhh yea!!!

Rizky Fajar Adiputra At least one of them was actually scared for a second His face when he said that was so serious and happy

Lol they were concerned for a second there

That’s not the actual scene. The “executed” line and their “gasp reaction” are from different episodes.

The wonders of editing

I think that was in interviews afterwards. I'm pretty sure he didn't actually say that on the show.

What season was that?

Amara Mast Thailand, I believe.

@@MrsMuffin11 Thailand, season 5

But deep down he's the therapist. He's the Gordon Ramsay of survivor.

I think Abi and Colton should get casted and just left on the island forever

Colten would cry so much the earth would flood

that comment was 4 years ago

@@AlisaHilton13 wow, thank you

!!!! SAME