This never gets old.

The fact that this routine got a nod in the Skywalker Saga game makes me so happy

My 12yr old son is washing up in the kitchen with his mum, all I can hear is 'This one is wet, this one is wet, this one is wet, why with the power of the death star.....' Good family laughs right there! Thanks Eddie!

"did you dry these in a rain forest?" I think of this line every day when I eat in the canteen at work

Eddie is a god of comedy and certainly in the top five of British comedians.

After 10 years this stays in my top 10 youtube videos ever... I learned english thanks to this masterpiece!

"This one is wet. This one is wet. This one is wet. This one is wet. This one is wet. Did you dry these in a rainforest?!"

"I'm your boss!" "You're mister Stevens?" "Who's mr Stevens?" "He's head of catering" "I'm not head of catering!"

There’s a Lego Darth Vader canteen film which is brilliant to watch.

he is more elegant than I could ever be. his foot movements are perfect. witty, intelligent and gracefully. damnl

One of the funniest bits from any stand-up...ever. Wholly original and laugh out loud funny.

I first saw his video from 'Live at Madison Square Garden' where basically the whole routine was the history of the world. I was laughing so hard throughout. He's an absolute legend and very unique sense of humor. You've got to watch that routine.

"I can kill Catering with a thought." - Darth Vader

Dude. I cannot tell you how many times I return to this video, how many times I share this with a loved one. This is an extraordinarily funny and original routine. Hats off to you.

Come on, the Death Star must have had a staff restaurant. He realised that and went with it. Eddie stands with anyone in the history of comedy.

he's very good at rambling, he's actually quite brilliant at it

I still remember the time I got a damp tray at Subway, and this one was running through my head.

Love how the guy who joins the que later is Welsh. The accent just makes it funnier 😂

Love those pants and those heeled boots! Eddie is the best!

"...Alright, I'm Jeff Vader." Just brilliant!

this classic never gets old... Jeff Vader omg lol

This is still a top tier bit.

"did you dry these in a rainforest?" i died

“Head of Catering” 🤣

10 years ago, when I was 9, I heard this damn joke in a Lego stopmotion video. I can't believe I stumbled on the source after so long XD

Eddie, you're bloody awesome. I can't count the amount of times we've watched this, STILL makes us laugh.

"This isnt a game of who the fuck are you" Gets me everytime when someone thinks they're amazing

There better be a Death Star canteen in Rogue One

I am your boss You are mister Stevens? I died

You're Mr Stevens?? LOL

This guy is a bloody genius, and I think he is mildly mad. (crazy)

Mr Stevens, head of catering, the most influential figure in the entire Death Star, more powerful than God himself.

Lol Eddie is such a nut, I love it. He'd be so much fun to just hang out with day to day and see this material evolve from bits & pieces into something worth a ticket. I bet folding money that canteen stuff started out by him fumbling around making dinner and talking to himself in a half rant. He's a great actor too. Loved him as Long John Silver.

Apparently he swooshed over the top of alot of heads. Love you Suz...❤

One of the best comedy bits ever!

I can never order penne arrabiata without cracking up everytime... :D

"No fuck off! Or I'll kill you with a tray" still cracks me up to this day.

Sir Lord Baron Vonvaderham will be Eddies title when he gets his Knighthood!.

The bit where he goes "this is the death star, we are in the death star", I thought we were going to have a play on the anarcho-syndicalists from monty-python and the holy grail.

Seen this 3 times and every time this sketch kills me with a tray. Brillant!!!

Death by tray! Lol classic Eddie bit

Only Eddie Izard could bring such brilliance to what is essentially a rambling bit o' nonsense! 🤣🤣🤣

I must have watched this skit 50 times, i even know it by heart and it still cracks me up. Awesome writing!

I want there to be a canteen scene in a star wars film. Maybe eddie izzard could be mr stevens.

I just found this guy yesterday and he is the real deal. As active as I am on KZfaq even with comedy I can't figure out how I missed him. I listened to him most the night last night, while I was making chord progressions and have to say he kept me from it a lot great talent.

never fails to make me laugh! 😂😂

Thank you youtube algorithm. Never heard of this Eddie Izzards and this is brilliant.

This was hands down his best joke yet

IT DOES DEATH! ... I'll get a tray... fuckit....

This scene needs to be filmed. Love it when Eddie goes off on a long tangent.

"That's Jeff Vader that is!''

I haven't laughed in a long time, and now my face is sore. This is so hilarious.

brilliant with the conversations, two or more quirky characters, the conversations with himself.

This ... this is comedy classic eternal :)

1 of the best comedy monologues iv ever seen

"There will be a big floppy character" XD

He looks better in heels than I do!

Hilarious, and that exit was so boss

so funny love Eddie

"I am Vader, I can kill catering with a thought! "What?" "I can kill you all, I can kill me with a thought.. just.. I'll get a tray, fuck it." This is gold, haha

How many times do you think this entire scene played out with Kylo Ren at the Starkiller base canteen?

I'd take Izzard's remake on Star Wars over Lucas' any day of the week and twice on a sunday.

no matter how many times I watch this I die laughing

I have ticket to see him. My wife surprised me. I'm so stoked to see him perform. I'm a huge fan.

Brilliant doesn't get any more brilliant than this!

For those of you keeping track it goes 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3, 7, 8, 9.

Brilliant.

Poor Geoff Vader. I hear his kids joined the rebellion.

My cat's name is: Mr Stevens, Head of CATuring......seriously, it is.

ah----the farce is strong in THIS one.

Sketch ruined the Star Wars ending. Every time I see the Death Star exploding, I just see canteen staff dying. 😢

You want peas with that?

This is so old 2 & 3 hasn't been made

"Death by tray it shall be"

We need star wars a new hope special special edition with that scene

Priceless!

After 7 years this shit is still funny

Heard someone say once, that Eddie izzard is the missing python! Yuuuuuuuup!!!!😂😂😂

Absolutely brilliant!

Absurdly funny. Good job on that performance and thanks for uploading.

Very funny and very clever.

so pretty sure there's heavy Monty Python influence here. love it

Brilliant as always.

This bloody sketch has my grinning like a maniac every time I'm out to an Italian restaurant or shopping somewhere where they sell penne. Damn you Jeff Vader!

Mrs Richards: "I paid for a room with a view !" Basil: (pointing to the lovely view) "That is Torquay, Madam." Mrs Richards: "It's not good enough!" Basil: "May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? the Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically past?..." Mrs Richards: "Don't be silly! I expect to be able to see the sea!" Basil: "You can see the sea, it's over there between the land and the sky." Mrs Richards: "I'm not satisfied. But I shall stay. But I expect a reduction." Basil: "Why?! Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment?

Star wars is not set in the future, but in the past 😍

i sooo needed this , thnx

"You'll still need a tray." xDlolz

I imagine Kylo Ren standing in line at the Starkiller Base canteen wouldn't be nearly as funny...

this is not a game of who the fuck are you! lol

One of the best comedian going

I'm going to see him live this November in Toronto, already got my tickets. So damn excited!

Probably the funniest man on planet Earth

You’re Mr. Stevens??

"Did you dry these in a rainforest?" LOL! :)

legendary

Gawd I laughed so hard I pee'd a little bit.

Brilliant!

Beautiful xx

Keep on rocking eddie