"black girl magic!" Fury sounded like a drunk uncle congratulating you at your graduation barbecue

I genuinely can’t believe there are people defending “Black girl magic!” as a line

"You could not live with your own girl bosses" "Where did that bring you? " 40 year old white dudes: " back to us"

"Black Girl Magic" is actually a reference to when Tony screamed "White Man Magic" before snapping Thanos

Fringy: "This looks like [Darth Ben] dying." MauLer: "I'm sure it's a vision. It's fine." Morgan Freeman Narrator Voice: "It absolutely was not a vision. And nor was it fine."

Rags: Oh, you're watching Miss Marvel? How is it? Mauler: No.

This is like The Rise of Skywalker trailer where they showed clips from Episode I to VIII back to back, as if to say, "These are all grouped together and on the same level... and here's the final entry to complete it all.".

I’m just imaging Martin Scorsese deciding to give MARVEL movies another shot, and he goes to see this.

What this trailer doesn't reveal is that if you pan to the left when Fury walks up on Captain Marvel, you'd see Hoffman, the real first Avenger, waiting to welcome her.

*Yet again, MauLer cannot stand to see his friends not suffering…*

I like how back in the day a marvel trailer could just be like a 10 second clip of Iron man suiting up to get us amped and now we have to pretty much give away the entire plot.

“You could not live with your own failure, and where did that bring you? Back to me….” -Tony Stank

The cut in the trailer from Thanos to the sorry excuse for the bad guy (girl) this film presents was really funny. As if they are of a similar threat level or stature as Villians.

Holy shit 💩 Guys The Marvels is gonna be SO FREAKING FIRE 🔥 , they’re really cooking 🧑‍🍳 PEAK 🏔️ over there in the composer room🎼🎶🎻!

I love that everyone is as stoked to see how hard this fails as they were to see MCU movies when they were good.

Narrator: "As fate would have it, the scene shown at 28:33 was indeed the villain's death. Points to House Fringy!"

This is like that Family Guy joke where Lois is running for mayor and just walks up to the podium and says “9/11” over and over and the audience just goes nuts.

"She tore a hole in space!" A little girl did that when startled by an insect.

I was at a friends house and there was a black couple watching the trailer with me. (They thought Endgame was good btw) When Nick Fury said "Black Girl Magic" the couple stared at each other completely silent, the wife got up and left, didn't say a word, and the husband sat there, looked at me from a distance and just looked down in sheer disgust and annoyance. and I was laughing my butt off because Samuel Jackson got paid to say that line... I cant believe this film is getting made.

15:01 “Hyper generic, you-will-not-remember-me villain.” Spot on the money. No distinct colors, design, vocals, etc. This is the boss you use speedrun strats to skip.

Even Fury’s “They’re here” line is pilfered from Avengers 1. He says it right after Coulson dies. It’s heard over the coms as it shows the heroes licking their wounds. FURY: “Agent Coulson is down” AGENT: “Medical team is on its way to your location” FURY: “THEY’RE HERE…they called it” kzfaq.info/get/bejne/nL2bqK1mxq2viYk.htmlsi=47vJbS6-irphCLI1 (It’s at 0:53)

Rags: "How is it?" Mauler: "No..."

Oh sweet! Iron Man is in this film! Pretty sure he sacrificed his life to save his friends, but whatever I love Marvel now! :D

This movie has been ceaselessly screaming “Don’t watch this” for several years. At a certain point, I figure its throat would get hoarse. It’s a meme to rival Morbius.

Don't you remember all those times Dr. Strange said "White Boy Magic!" whenever he casted his spells?

Sucking up the ocean? Why am I picturing the Mega Maid scene in Spaceballs when it sucks up all the trees and snow?

The worst part about this trailer is not just the footage used but Nick Fury’s narration is so obviously lines of his from Avengers that have been ripped and put in to make it looks like he says them in the movie. I guarantee Fury will say nothing like it in the Marvels

I loved in the trailer,when DARBEN said “ no man can defeat me” and captain marvel replied “ I AM NO MAN”and used the bengals of power, to punch DARBEN in the face. Then captain marvel said her iconic line” YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH, BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT SEEN WHAT I HAVE SEEN.”

Iron Man Captain America Moldy Piece of Wood. **One of these things is not like the others.**

"IT'S RED!" vs "Peak" vs"Black girl magic!" What a month for Efap.

I loved when nick fury said “BLACK GIRL MAGIC” oh wait…that actually happened… and then me as an Audience member said “ THE MARVELS, WHAT A JOKE”

Captain Marvel now reminds me of Darth Plagueis and how his novel retroactively inserted him into the Phantom Menace or the dozen or so Jigsaw apprentices that are there in the first movie if you just pan the camera a bit to the left. "Nah guys, she was totally there the whole time. Look! You can even see her in the background in the first Avengers movie!"

This trailer reminds me of the Rise of Skywalker marketing. Remember The OT? Remember Palpatine? Togther with the buttpull of "The Skywalker Saga" and how tacked on that was. It's the same hymn sheet and it _IS_ desperation. I'm surprised they didn't call it the movie "The Rise of Iron Man" or something just get your butt in a seat just so you can figure out why it's got "Iron Man" in the title when Iron Man is dead. Disney, you need to fire your marketing department, they're sh*t.

You know that spinning shot in the first avengers movie, where all the heroes are back to back in a circle? Its at this point that I fully expect them to photoshop captain marvel into these shots and go... "Oh my god! remember this iconic scene?!"

Trailer reaction. 43 minutes. Ah EFAP is back.

The line "Monica, you gotta fly! Black girl magic!" gets infinitely funnier when you remember the old "Mah monica" meme. For those who don't, try and read "Monica" slowly and it sounds like something completely different which together with "black girl" becomes hilarious. It had to have been intentional.

Even though I don't actually hate the character, it's been really funny watching Marvel trying and failing for years to make Carol this very important thing in the films that you should care about.

For years, people have scraped and clawed to reference the "Magical Negro" trope. It makes for great racism claims to further cultural narratives. Disney: "Black Girl Magic"

Welp... Turns out that "Storm" shot teasing the x men is actually a post credits scene. It's already been uploaded to KZfaq. And it's the black marvel lady's mom.

BROOOOOO, this gonna be F I R E

Reminds me of when Blizzard kept trying to hype everyone on the final patches for Shadowlands by saying they were tying up storylines 20 years in the making. Even though nothing both in the expansion or the marketing beforehand even hinted at that idea. Then again that was because Square Enix was releasing Endwalker which was an ACTUAL conclusion to a decade's worth of story. Not sure if its entirely one-for-one with this but its still pretty hilarious how much current day Marvel and Blizzard are one and the same.

I remember when endgame ended i felt pretty much complete, was a great end to the story, glad i didn't stay invested afterwards!

This is gonna be fire! Marvel is SO back lol

Rags: “How is it?” MauLer: “No”

IGN says: "The Marvels is a triumph. Its depth can be seen not just through its characters but through its story as it explores war's complicated fallout; the difficulty of being a human when you are perceived as a monolith; and the hilarious and complicated virtues of family. 8/10"

"Black Girl Magic" is when you sell your EBT card to a friend for cash so you can buy Newports and Hennessey

I love how the marketing for this film was all "Heh yeah! Wacky! Adventure! Girl boss squad! Slaaaaayyyyy~ no BOYS allowed!~" And _now_ it's "... Deep. Contemplative. Weighty... there's _history_ here... History. Is deep. Contemplative. Weighty... and these heroes... are also... deep. Contemplative. Weighty..." It's the movie trailer version of the "video essay voice..." that Mauler mocks. It's like... so transparently fake and manipulative that's it's sincerely funny.

I Can’t Even Piss, Using Black Girl Magic.

We don’t like men here at Disney Marvel, but we’ll use men like Tony, Steve and even Thanos to promote our film. Interesting.

"What are you prepared to do?" I can't believe Sean Connery traveled through time to steal this line from The Marvels in order for him to use it in The Untouchables! Damned patriarchy strikes again!

If people were to tell me that the marvels was a good movie i'd genuinely be more inclined to believe that marvel had, as an act of desperation, pumped some sort of chemical agent into the movie theater that drove everyone insane than I would be to actually accept that statement at face value

“She can’t be matched, can’t be controlled” is another stolen line from Avengers. Nick fury uses it in the argument scene when talking about super humans. Just Shameful

The reason the X-Men may be appearing in the post credits for this movie specifically is that in the Ms. Marvel show they say that Kamala is a mutant while playing the X-Men 90's theme sting so you knew they meant THAT kind of mutant and i'm guessing they're going to double down on that in this. Also, MauLer, press < and > on your keyboard to go through frame by frame on youtube.

I think i figured out the villian. It's back to basics for Marvel where she is the evil 'Captain Marvel' whereas Brea Larson got her power from the Space Stone, our new villain got her power from the Power Stone. That explains the purple power dispite the Power Stone being destroyed, she has been embedded with its power just like Captain Marvel and the Space Stone.

Rags, revealing himself once again to be the true deep-lore Star Trek TNG nerd with his casual, "there are four lights" reference. Fucking legendary mate. Also, incredible work as always gang. This pile of insanity (Disney/Marvel) just keeps on giving the gift that never stops giving: PAIN.

The Thanos line in Endgame wasn't "My work is inevitable." It was _"I_ am inevitable." Otherwise, Tony's response wouldn't have been "And I am Ironman." It would have been "And my work is Ironman!"

"Watcha bring me?"

In a Collider interview the composer for The Marvels has said there X-Men scores in the film. They aren't even subtle about it, it's sheer desperation for fear of a massive bomb. And rightfully so, obviously.

I'd also like to point out that the Fury line they used from 2012 is ACTUALLY in the film so it had context and the context behind that was Fury asking Thor what he was prepared to do, in a way that i always took as "what are you prepared to do to your brother to get information from him." Fury seems to be insinuating that they would try to employ less than humane means to get info from Loki and is asking Thor is he's willing to put aside his (albiet strained) familial relationship with Loki to get what they want from him.

This is a total 180 from the old marketing. It was a fun, funny, light film about fun, funny and light adventures with the girls, dancing, and cats.

Wait why is Tony in the thumbnail?

Let's think about it: they made a movie about three characters that no one cared about it and completly lack of charm and put a villain no one heard of and made a trailer like it's something we were waiting for. You can tell that these people who worked for it never read a comic in their life.

They fly now? They got BLACK GIRL MAGIC! They fly now!

Disney Marvel as a company has become the new villain whose defeat we are excited to see.

Those colors looked liked one of Jean Gray’s Phoenix costumes, if they go full Phoenix Force right out the gates, you know they’re desperate. It’s like doing Galactus in your first Fantastic 4 movie- oh wait, aren’t they doing Galactus? Uh oh.

“What do you mean; WE?!?!” Captain Marvel: stolen valour.

I'm hoping it'll be fire bro...maybe even peak fire. Gotta keep the streak going.

how is it that the CGI in Tron: Legacy looks way better back in 2010 than it does now in 2023?! I'd rather watch Tron: Legacy at home multiple times than see this POS once in theaters.

I’m a black guy. I’m around black people. I’ve watched all of Marvel. I love Nick Fury. HE WOULD NOT F’ING SAY BLACK GIRL MAGIC WHEN SOMEONE IS ABOUT TO DIE. This guy doesn’t make jokes. He doesn’t even do small talk. He would not say this. I feel like that line could be hilarious in a different context, just not this one.

I find it hilarious that the the IGN review for The Marvels, actually says, “The Marvels is a Triumph” they actually said it!

"I would like to be invited, then decline" That's love right there, haha.

"May your Toes never touch your Knees" -Tilno Starkins

This reaction will get more views than the movie.

"This is peak cooking fire. I could make you some eggs if you like." -Bilbous Froggus

when it comes to the stone in the hammer, i'm betting they're going to say that skrulls stole the schematics for the avengers time machine and the pimp particles, but the kree or whatever stole it from them and used it instead to fulfill ronan's mission and steal the power stone. I'm willing to bet we even get a scene where WOM'an the metoo Accuser kicks the crap out of RON'an the regular accuser and steals it from him, thus fulfilling Lee Pace's contractual agreements to appear in 3-4 marvel films. EDIT: also, did anyone ever play the guardians of the galaxy game that came out a few years back???? that was fun - it had it's issues like, you couldn't choose which player you controlled you were ALWAYS Starlord and you had to use button promts to tell the crew what to do in battles and while platforming, but i thought it was a pretty fun game, good story, cool visuals and music the battle system was fun but would have been cooler if you could swap main characters and very linear "on track" levels - no sandbox - but yeah I genuinely actually rank it about a 7 out of 10. I thought it was a very enjoyable gaming experience, cinematic but also very involving, if you didn't like the third guardians film, try the game, it's like Guardians meets Uncharted.

My favourite part of the trailer was when Captain Marvel said "I am the One Ring" as we were shown a clip of Frodo in Bag End.

Never judge a trailer by its movie.

You remember that time Capt. Marvel didn't participate in the mission to save 50% of the Universe? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Put a chick in it and make her gay a wild Valkyrie appears...

Idk how you guys did it, but I'm now excited for every Disney release because of the Efap that comes with it.

“Black girl magic” sounds like when your have had way too much to drink and are trying to remember the song “black magic woman”

personally my favorite trailer has been a 15 second one that's been spammed in my ads for the past two weeks half of it is just "don't miss where the Marvels story began, with Captain Marvel, WandaVision, and Ms Marvel, on Disney Plus"

Ah yes, the three most important and beloved Avengers. Iron Man, Captain America, and a plank of wood wearing a blonde wig. I have so much nostalgia for Plank. it definitely isn't jarring having a character no one likes who premiered in 2019 edited next to beloved heroes that entered the MCU in 2008 and 2011 respectively as if they have the same legacy.

watching this after the open bar stream / FNT this week is funny asf because: 1. fringy was 100% right that they showed her dying in the trailer 2. that "X" scene was the post credits with the x men and maria rambeau (the one they thought was storm)

*The audience for the movie with be exclusively MauLer as those upon whom he wishes to inflict suffering.*

IGN have apparently given the Marvels 8/10 calling it a triumph

I like how they put the ending in the trailer so we don't need to watch the movie.

that thumbnail made me scared they ACTUALLY brought back RDJ to do a Tony hologram ai

marvel really cookin' fr fr bussin' peak no cap clap back

In case you guys don't finish Ms. Marvel in time, here are some important points from the show: -- It's revealed that Kamala's powers are partially due to her own genetics; basically, she's a mutant -- The final episode ends with Kamala switching places with Carol, and the film begins immediately after that.

I wanted to say that I haven't been as morbidly fascinated for a piece of media since Ghostbusters (2016), but then I rememberd Rings of Power happened.

The Samuel Jackson saying "you gotta fly" sounds like Tom Hanks.

I genuinely believe that not one piece of media has used the phrase "The Bangles" this much for at least 30 years! 😂

Regarding the character popularity you guys are spot on, they are doing promos in Japan right now. Today’s upcoming stream with popular vtubers has a title of “we are going to explain who Captain Marvel is and why she’s so great and awesome”. Yes, really.

She looks like a secretary for the WEF

"it's Valkyrie" isn't that the MIB Thompson...?

DisneyMarevel: Rememeber, remember !!? Rags: "There are FOUR LIGHTS!"

This might be the memest trailer ever. BGM aside, splicing in characters we loved who aren’t in the movie is the epitome of how it was, how it’s going.

"The Marvelgers" "A fun & clever 'freaky friday' meets War & Peace"- Hïddlê Subblëdeəs

Can someone explain to me how X-Men doesn't conflict with the rest of Marvel? It just seems to opperate on a different setting. Since half of the point of it is discrimination if mutants, but since mutants are basically just people with superpowers that could be anything would that not also apply to the rest of the super Marvel characters regardless of their mutant-ness? And would there not be far more crossover with mutants and differently superpowered individuals?