Eminem Gets Into ASOIAF Theories

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Glidus

Жыл бұрын

silly little ai funny haha it's not real eminem has never watched talking thrones

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@maciejbzura9057 Жыл бұрын

We live in the peak of ASOIF fandom, the years of waiting for winds made us so unhinged but i love it

@alexsanderrain2980 Жыл бұрын

We'll get chatGPT to write the rest of the books of ASOIAF after GRRM croaks

@neuralmute Жыл бұрын

@@alexsanderrain2980 Seven save us.

@LeftOfSpectrum Жыл бұрын

Kinda like what happened in the reddit of another of George's projects, Elden Ring. It did come.though, too bad George isn't co writing w Miyazaki😅

@tanner4280 Жыл бұрын

@@LeftOfSpectrum although I see his touches in the mythology for sure, I think it’s a lot to call Elden Ring “one of George projects” haha

@andrzejkopalnia Жыл бұрын

@@alexsanderrain2980 Your weakness digusts me. #Ibelieve

@lukaslambs5780 Жыл бұрын

Eminem = M&M = Marwyn the Mage = M&M Eminem = Marwyn the Mage confirmed

@anikultra2525 Жыл бұрын

The world need people like you

@neuralmute Жыл бұрын

This is brilliant and I support it fully.

@simcoe4045 Жыл бұрын

Consider my third eye opened.

@a.p.2019 Жыл бұрын

Which makes the Old Town apprentices D12? D = 4th letter + 12 = A Feast for Crows Chapter 12 (Cersei III). 4123... nope, I'm still confused about the Sphinx. Edit: but I think you're onto something.

@KitOfTheWeirdWoods Жыл бұрын

Holy shit, the truth is here guys

@kansasXcityXstealth Жыл бұрын

The Golden Age of ASOIAF content continues

@AshDub86 Жыл бұрын

And shall continue for as long as the seasons in ASOIAF are

@juliettetrepanier7762 Жыл бұрын

this is the best comment

@spadinnerxylaphone2622 9 ай бұрын

This content got me to finally start reading the books.

@jester7786 Жыл бұрын

"I even started watching emergency awesome, but only after they lobotomised me." A line more brutal than Gregor Clegane

@Raine749 4 ай бұрын

I can’t stand him

@bottomlesspitt7798 Жыл бұрын

This is what 12 years of no new ASOIF books does to a man and I’m here for it

@Chris-gu5lt Жыл бұрын

Someone needs to show this to George so he realises what he’s doing to this fandom

@mildlydazed9608 Жыл бұрын

He would laugh

@jasonjackson1708 Жыл бұрын

He doesn't give a dusty fuck. You know how rich HBO made him? I'll be honest, I wouldn't write anymore either. :)

@bbchocolate9347 Жыл бұрын

At this rate, someone's gonna use AI to write Winds of Winter and there is a non-zero chance it'll involve Eminem going crazy after encountering Tyrek Lannister and seeking the truth of the Grand Maester Conspiracy

@cupofcait Жыл бұрын

The Japanese Kit Kat is the key to all of it

@martindunn4545 Жыл бұрын

After riding on Tyrek lanister *

@mikelcatalan4421 Жыл бұрын

Then it will be revealed that Eminem is the stallion who mounts the world, which means..................Eminem is a horse

@awaywiththefaeries9464 Жыл бұрын

I managed to get an AI to write this: Chapter One: Mercy Arya Stark was back in Braavos, in her guise as the young girl called Mercy. She had been given a new mission by the Faceless Men, but her thoughts kept straying to her family back in Westeros. She had heard rumors that her half-brother, Jon Snow, had been resurrected and was now the King in the North. She wondered what he would think of her now, if he would even recognize her. As she walked through the streets, she saw a familiar face in the crowd - the actor Izembaro, whom she had met during her time with the theater troupe. He was surrounded by a group of young actresses, and Arya could tell that he was up to his usual lecherous behavior. She decided to teach him a lesson. That night, when Izembaro was alone in his dressing room, Arya appeared before him, still disguised as Mercy. She spoke to him in a seductive tone, and he eagerly took the bait. But as he leaned in to kiss her, she plunged a dagger into his chest. She watched as he gasped for breath, then fell to the ground, dead. Arya knew that she had just broken one of the Faceless Men's strictest rules - that they were not to kill anyone they knew. But she felt a sense of satisfaction, knowing that she had taken revenge on a man who had mistreated her friends. As she left the theater, she heard a commotion in the distance. It sounded like a riot was brewing. Arya followed the noise, curious to see what was happening. When she arrived at the scene, she saw a group of Braavosi citizens gathered around a statue of the Lady of the Waves. They were shouting and throwing rocks at the statue, angry at the Iron Bank of Braavos for their recent lending practices. Arya watched as the situation escalated, and she knew that she needed to get out of there before she got caught up in the violence. As she made her way back to the House of Black and White, she wondered what other troubles were brewing in the world. She had a feeling that things were only going to get worse before they got better.

@fantasyhaven1 Жыл бұрын

"Those Order of the Greenhand Guys said Arthur Dayne is alive" unironically went hard holy shit

@neuralmute Жыл бұрын

It was ironically hilarious that he actually asked what they were smoking, though.

@InquisitorThomas Жыл бұрын

@@neuralmute Weirwood Leafs.

@fedoratheexplorar2143 Жыл бұрын

"I became obsessed with Alt Shift X" is a fire rhyme honestly

@ferxtah6415 2 ай бұрын

that doesnt rhyme i swear

@spowell100 Жыл бұрын

This is the definition of unhinged Glidus. And we appreciate every second of it.

@InquisitorThomas Жыл бұрын

Isn't Unhinged Glidus an Oxymoron?

@CaptainDevilSticks Жыл бұрын

More of a tautology if you ask me

@PainCausingSamurai Жыл бұрын

"Arms were heavy, knees in need of immediate medical attention" got me.

@TD-lh9ph Жыл бұрын

Most sane ASOIAF theory enjoyer

@rissjohnson3308 Жыл бұрын

Imagine time traveling and showing this to some guy who picked up that weird new fantasy novel in 1996

@sorsha295 Жыл бұрын

"I believe it was a tuesday but I could be mistaken" Breathtaking lyrics. Tho "unable to put gas in my flinstone car --- I began my walk to oldtown" is great

@nurdersvw8070 Жыл бұрын

mistaken by Asha the Ms. kraken

@MeeraReads Жыл бұрын

Unironically incredible. The part about Gendry being King in the Show and Euron hitting a Dragon with a 360 no scope goes way harder than it needed to. Also ☠️at the part where he gets kicked in both shins

@PedroKrick Жыл бұрын

"I know I'm still crazy The truth's still hazy My brilliance is loose The williams are maisie" Amazing... that's why Eminem is still one of the rappers

@thehorsefromGOTs8 Жыл бұрын

"I'll never be free from the grip of the maesters" can relate to that line

@jasonwilliamson12 Жыл бұрын

There are thousands of us who understand every reference in that video.

@Haveldorf Жыл бұрын

All of the food descriptions GRRM has written, but not once has he mentioned mom's spaghetti.

@PhilipYayson Жыл бұрын

He's having so much fun with this lmao

@kfizzle5086 Жыл бұрын

"This is what a mf brain looks like after 11 years of no book!" So true, every theory channel has gone off the rails in the best possible ways

@NotYurAverageJoe Жыл бұрын

Some of your most compelling and thought provoking content to date. Can’t wait to share this with the employees at my local CVS and coffee shop with whom I feel I’ve developed a adequate level of rapport.

@thomasmaagaard Жыл бұрын

Sir, this is a Wendy's

@dtice69 Жыл бұрын

"Walking for at least nine miles." We were this close to greatness...

@obviousalias132 Жыл бұрын

This just shows how he’s surpassed his earlier works

@renoutlaw8371 Жыл бұрын

Eminem sounded so legitimately angry at the Maesters I thought he was about to drop a slur

@madmonk3030 Жыл бұрын

You've delivered an unprecedented amount of joy in the past twenty four hours

@tjosiahhaynes Жыл бұрын

I wonder if George should be credited with this grand experiment of depriving fans of amazing books. It's truly remarkable how there are generations of fans, sagas of youtubers, a long history of GRRM updates that is almost as long as the rest of the series, etc. What a fascinating human experiment!

@henrychinaski5938 Жыл бұрын

This technology is terrifying.

@veselgana Жыл бұрын

Exactly my thought

@InterestingNerdClub Жыл бұрын

Idk if we're living in the best timeline, but we're sure in the most fun.

@Rocsanna Жыл бұрын

1:32 I said, as I took out my purple contact lenses, that I was severely allergic to but wore anyway as a statement's against HBO 2:28 performed bottom surgery on Jaime Lannister's steed + the guy that turned into a horse and rode away.... This is packed with so many little gems and I love it!

@EthalaRide Жыл бұрын

Finally, I arrived at the citadel. I BELIEVE IT WAS A TUESDAY! BUT I COULD BE MISTAKEN!

@potato4481 Жыл бұрын

That part was so random lol

@Jace-The-Ace Жыл бұрын

Dear George, I wrote you but you still ain't callin' I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin' Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, what's been up, man? How's your novel? My publishers editing too, I'm 'bout to be a writer If I have a book, guess what I'ma call it? I'ma name it winter I read about your TV show too, I'm sorry I had a franchise kill itself over some showrunners who didn't want it I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan I even got the thousand worlds shit that you did with Bantam Spectra I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man I like the shit you did with Ryan too, that shit was phat Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan This is Stan

@chrisrubin6445 Жыл бұрын

the sequel to "The Littlefinger Rap Scheme" I love it!!!!

@SaltoDaKid Жыл бұрын

Lil finger - Stay Scheming

@madebymalachite1464 Жыл бұрын

“Y'all act like you never seen a blonde person before Jaws all on the floor like Aegon I just burst in the door And started burning the fields worse than before Taking their swords, turning them into furniture (ah) It's the return of the ‘ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?’ And Vaemond said, nothing, you idiots Vaemond’s dead, he can keep his tongue. Feminist women love Daemon Targaryen ‘Chicka, chicka, chicka, Rogue Prince, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who’ ‘Yeah, but he's so cute though’”

@revolutionaryspectre9023 Жыл бұрын

Wasn't sure I'd enjoy these videos but they're just so bizarre it's difficult not to enjoy them lmao

@Bluemilk92 Жыл бұрын

Glidus, my guy. My broseph. I know your sick of hearing it, considering I've been saying it near every video since the channel started, but OMG are you good at this. You were born for this platform. No wonder you're such a good musician, your creativity is staggering. Sorry for the surprise handy, couldn't help my self.

@BenJebusWard Жыл бұрын

It's not often you get a glimpse of heaven.

@Jayfive276 Жыл бұрын

Any video that disses that click-baiting hack Emergency Awesome gets my vote.

@handlessuckandimnotcreative Жыл бұрын

The Kit-Kat lines were the best lmao

@TaeSunWoo 11 ай бұрын

GRRM been real quiet since this dropped…well more quiet than usual

@frysfolio Жыл бұрын

This is unironically a bop. Next team he should get Alt Schwift for a feature

@drew_III Жыл бұрын

You did it glimbus. You created the greatest ASOIAF video ever. Bravo

@andiahmadafiq2821 Жыл бұрын

"The williams are maisie" this bar hit harder than the mountain smushing oberyn

@hekcis Жыл бұрын

I feel more confident about a WoW release now that Eminem has weighed in on it.

@explosivebadger1453 Жыл бұрын

I like that this is tied into the other Eminem ai about him being tricked into buying a Fred Flintstone car. Really crafting an Eminem shared universe here

@jake51479 Жыл бұрын

"Unable to put gas in my Flintstone car" Proof that all these Eminem ai videos are happening in the same universe

@sirgoose629 Жыл бұрын

The ultimate gay shit, Eminem rapping about Preston jacobs is peak AI

@trayanaz3530 Жыл бұрын

This is just fucking brilliant. It even fits Eminem's style.

@HamzaBoujelouah Жыл бұрын

But does he believe Rhaegar is the Night King?

@neuralmute Жыл бұрын

And is he also a horse?

@kasia8306 Жыл бұрын

Glidus are you okay

@InquisitorThomas Жыл бұрын

No the man's been waiting 11 year for Winds, his grasp on reality is slipping everyday.

@LuzikArbuzik77 Жыл бұрын

I am pretty sure none of us is

@pj9615 Жыл бұрын

The best artists are insane

@Methus3lah Жыл бұрын

I’ll almost be sad when Winds is released…

@oglocop4693 Жыл бұрын

truly, an end of an era

@BalletomaneM Жыл бұрын

@@oglocop4693 But then another will start when we have to wait for A Dream of Spring lol.

@chadsummerchild1120 Жыл бұрын

The Citadel has 48 hours to respond

@kingdancekiller Жыл бұрын

Meanwhile at the citadel: “I’m Em, the pigboy”

@c13lack5 10 ай бұрын

3:56 I’ll never be FREE from the GRIP of the MAESTERS 🎤🎤🔥🔥

@c13lack5 10 ай бұрын

The truth is OUT THERE and I will FIND IT

@apocalyps6706 Жыл бұрын

glidus doing everything to avoid uploading hotd episode 8 blisstake

@Mammutmango 11 ай бұрын

as he turned into a horse and galloped away killed me xD

@Likeitornot91 Жыл бұрын

We need Alex Jones ranting about the grand maester conspiracy

@dookieshoe2905 Жыл бұрын

Marwen is the Alex Jones of Westeros.

@Apostolin0 Жыл бұрын

Holy shit, yes!

@ultraviolet540 Жыл бұрын

“The Williams are Maisie”

@thaneofwhiterun3562 Жыл бұрын

As a Preston Jacobs viewer that believes the grand maester conspiracy, I feel mildly called out lmao. PD: Glidus, you're still my favorite funcle

@MrLadiesguy54321 Жыл бұрын

Not the Content is Subscribed for.. but the content I stay for

@higgitydiggity317 Жыл бұрын

the williams are maisie holy shit man i can only laugh so much

@Doomsdays97 Жыл бұрын

I can't believe this is as good as it is

@Luminousreign Жыл бұрын

If you walk more than 9 miles your knees will need immediate medical attention is the wildest theory in all of this.

@Glidus Жыл бұрын

his legs were broken in no fewer than seven different places, keep up

@Matt-xc6sp Жыл бұрын

Mom’s spaghetti

@anikultra2525 Жыл бұрын

Thats why he is the GOAT

@altaccout Жыл бұрын

I can't imagine what 10 more bookless years would turn to the community.

@ianschmitt4991 Жыл бұрын

"I know I'm still crazy, the truth's still hazy My brilliance is loose, the Williams are Maisie" In another timeline that's a real Eminem lyric

@saragranado3471 Жыл бұрын

Bottom surgery on Jaime Lannister's horse. I can't.

@SalsaStork Жыл бұрын

Holy shit, I love this. Glidus, no joke I hope you know that real asoiaf rap is out there. I would love to see a tier list of asoiaf music.

@john.jambek3695 Жыл бұрын

Glimboloni is a international Renowned Ghostwriter and dragon show youtubeist

@Force_Of_Habit Жыл бұрын

Least insane ASOIAF theorist

@octagram2955 Жыл бұрын

Explaining how 'Daario and Euron could be the same person' was a great a moment in time

@SgtKaril Жыл бұрын

Glidus... You are a musician. You can get this done with actual rhymes while maintaining the relevance of the lyrics. I know you can. Now get to work and give us a an actual masterpiece.

@2nd3rd1st Жыл бұрын

The truth's still hazy The Williams are Maisie 🔥🔥🔥

@stephaniec9539 Жыл бұрын

As he turned into a house and galloped away😂😂

@stephaniec9539 Жыл бұрын

And the Emergancy Awesome shout out!

@Provavelmente_o_Caio Жыл бұрын

Glimbo as always pushing ASOIAF content to new heights

@FinlandiaWhiteEyes Жыл бұрын

New heights of deranged brilliance

@mycattypedthis2827 Жыл бұрын

this is where asoiaf youtube content peaks, everyone else pack your stuff and go home

@bamaha24 Жыл бұрын

“I look like George in a certain light”

@OneFiction666 Жыл бұрын

George has been real quiet since this dropped...

@MattJDave Жыл бұрын

Pray for Eminem, he watched Emergency Awesome

@nicklagoni7306 Жыл бұрын

King Glidus and his Glidus touch turns everything to gold

@potato4481 Жыл бұрын

MGK is an order of the greenhand watcher, we're waiting for his response

@archon9383 Жыл бұрын

If Preston Jacobs doesn't do a deep dive into the maesters masterminding 9/11 I'm going to be very upset

@azucchann_ 11 ай бұрын

2 months later and this has become part of my regular vocabulary at home. My sibling and I reference it often and say we will never be free from the grip of the maesters just like how I will never be free from the grip of this video. Thank you glimbo

@stevenhayes7910 Жыл бұрын

“Chemicals in the water that turned the friggin’ dragons gay!” Lmfao *raises hand* I understand that reference.

@Bubreherro Жыл бұрын

I went to sleep with Glidus and Schwifti, I wake up with Glidus. This is a good day

@MeeraReads 9 ай бұрын

I still think about this on a weekly basis

@jamesyoung3731 Жыл бұрын

First day as a game of thrones great lord and I realize my maester is supposed to help the lord but I am a little bit suspicious because the maester was supposed to help the last guy too but he didn't because my uncle died under his care so I asked him to teach me to read because I don't know how and he could be lying to me about what letters sag Second day as a game of thrones great lord and I get scared because what if he's teaching me how to read wrong and then show me a decree that's like "I abdicate the throne and give it all to my maester" but I'll read it as like "decree to be chill" so I'll approve it but accidentally lose everything that or like cast a spell Third day as a game of thrones great lord

@wolafire Жыл бұрын

Dude, go all in on your specific interests, that is it. That shit is hilarious.

@dasaggropop1244 Жыл бұрын

I've created a monster 'Cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more

@thebobbrom7176 Жыл бұрын

"I even watched Emergency Awesome, but only after they lobotomised me" 😂😂😂

@rebeccaunboundmallard Жыл бұрын

This made me subscribe 😂 thank you to the algorithm gods for bringing me this asoiaf content gold

@mikimakotini3893 Жыл бұрын

This content is so incredibly niche I love it

@invisableumbrella Жыл бұрын

Eminem shenanigan videos are a passion of mine, I have no idea why I think they’re so funny, but it’s wild to see one here. Fantastic silly video Glimbus

@debragrogan6235 Жыл бұрын

THERE ARE MORE???