There's "man" in "woman" (especially pregnant one)

You know what's worse? There are two "EA"s in "Deadbeat"

E E E it’s in the game

There's "me" in "meme"

Oo Skyrix oO 2 me’s actually.

You mean no no he's right

He’s got a point

no that is not right

No, that IS right

I can only think about the Man behind the slaughter...

Yoshikage kira : *horni intensifies*

Dabi : Damnit Shiggy

@@demroyallers it would actually be 27 family members!! Less murder, but equally horrifying ☺️

@@koma4700 My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone

Hey can you me a hand

@Oregano idk lol I just forgot to change my pfp

Spongebob

We have the same profile pic

nO YoShIkAgE KrA dOsNt EGgSiSt Edit: thanks

@@pranavpranavi3935 KiDa QwEeN diCe AnO bAKaDa BiteS Za DusTo

I’m 33 years old I don’t occasionally smoke but I usually drink, I sleep like a baby and wake up normally

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

*The duwang gang would like to know your location*

You know what imma post this to r/cursedcomments

@@terror8354 Y E S

Kira?

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone

Actually it's kira

Agreed

what dose that mean anyway?

Sounds like a game scream ngl

@@thatsamood TF2 scout

Not trying to be the type of guy to get wooshed here, but I think they're talking about children's cartoon Most of animes have a lot of violence involved in most of their situations, which is one of the many reasons why most anime are not qualified for children below 11 to watch

I am getting Danganronpa vibes.

JJBA in a dimmed area.: ' finally. . . IT IS MY TIME TO SHINE! '

@@Liz-py1gt true

Time to look for the Dragon Balls lol

Dang it I wash gonna say that

Thought of the exact same thing

Watashi wa kira yoshikage

*why is sheer cardiac arrest taking so long?*

E p I c

that is not a JoJo reference

@@reckermatouvc H A N D

@@reckermatouvc u not watch part 4 yet

@@Z_Viper08 I have watched and read all parts. I read the monthly releases of Jojolion. But the simple existence of severed hands doesn't mean it's a JoJo reference. Or now Breathing, Pursuing anything or even making a soap bubble counts as a JoJo reference?

@@reckermatouvcdo you not know of the fact that everyone and everything is a jojo reference

TONKM3N

steve x captain starts playing in your mind*

who is tank man??

@JJ its Tank-men, and Is a Webtoon, War theme

Omg he does!!

*ʙ ᴏ ᴛ ʜ*

aHaHaHaAaA 😔

Laugh or the Russians attack again

@@dubzy09 *n o*

L A U G H

its real. the dad deleted the son's whole account. you can look it up but its just depressing

It's real

@AARYAN BHARDWAJ no. *Force him to recreate the Minecraft world in the exact seed, buildings created in their exact positions and with the exact building materials used, create redstone contraptions without the help of a guide, all chests filled with the exact same items inside it, ender dragon defeated, an artificial village housing a mending villager, and all tools and armor made from netherite. The game must be played in hard difficulty and everytime he dies, he'll be shocked with a shock collar*

@Lunatic Gamer Bro you’re being waaay to merciful to that guy, instead of a shock collar he gets his toe stubbed whenever he dies in Hardcore Mode

That poor kid is gonna grow up to ghost his parents.

The opposing pokemon is now poisoned!

if this is being posted on r/itemshop can i be in the picture?

Me too!!!

as soon as o forgot about foot shirikagi this comment reminded me

Wtf does this mean and who is “shigarki”

@@calebpersonal9987 a villain from my hero academia… hes covered in hands (when u like first see him)

And he sees the hands as family

@@Sansibit ok

I wonder what that’ll be

Diarrhea

Good mom and dad room: *clap clap clap clap* Bad mom and dad room: *screams, gun shoot, silent time, second gunshor*

Thunder God me too

mom: why am i alone in a room?

Ah yes jojo

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

Killer Queen Dai san no Bakudan Bite The Dust...

Ooop

@@arynlastname3894 IM 2 WEEKS LATE

Such a reliable guy kochi

Who Kochi? I only know Koichi lol

oh god

Wouh is that -robin- emkay??? Wohdishaidudhhhhhhh wowowowoowhhhh

XD

@JRX Games same

R/suddenly gay

Well, at least he'll have a general idea of where it is.

Hi

lol

I saw an answer: water, powered on a towel, served over his hole face.

I just got the joke

Yes ^^

Answer:yes Secondly:no

@@meddl8103 why? And, yEs

Can we get this comment 66 more likes plz?

*He knows when your awake*

@@surfboard3795 *he knows if you've been bad or good*

*so be good for goodness sake*

wait- oh no.

Least she wasn't sore about it

@@commemorative He also threw a knife at her

@@senryuzaki9487 WTF goes on in your family?

@@notYourBro44 A lot. My big bro also tried to smother me when I was an infant. I was also molested by 3 different family members, abused by my dad, nearly ran over by my mom, she then went on to commit suicide, my gram fell down a hill and broke her arm and shoulder, then she fel down some stairs and broke her leg and her knee

Yoshikage Kira want to know your location

hOlY MOLy IS tHaT A jOJo ReFERence??

Bites the dusto

You finally found the evidence to report the killer to the police. But something's wrong. It's too sloppy, it's like he wanted you to find them, you feel an itch in your eye, and behind you, you hear: "Killer Queen, daisan no bakudasu: Bites za dusto".

Welp, I guess you can say, ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST

Sounds like a sugar daddy

OI JOSUKE

OI JOSUKE UR MOM IS SUPER HOT

I’m surprised nobody has replied to the hands thing with the Kira spheel yet.

@@samuelwang7622 Do not talk about it, they dont need to know

Just some guy with an abnormally large forehead oo big forehead

You must have massive mega big brain my dude

Big forehead

"rest in pieces, down for the count!"

*FOREHEAD*

Switch the D in dang with a B and after your mom says that you weren't supposed to say dang You're going to "dang" her.

The body isn't supposed to talk!

Then just say damn after that

Little Timmy get ready for your Minecraft world to be deleted

Where did you find that cow profile pic

yep

You belong in this subreddit

I lied to someone before and they didn't even know it so oblivious m.kzfaq.info/get/bejne/q8hoZbuTlqmcn6c.html

@@azhdahascustomerservices1301 I am ashamed to say that I fell for this

@@mossybees This is the oblivious person I was talking about.Also click on my name for my premade apology.

@@azhdahascustomerservices1301 lemme guess, a rickroll?

u seems familiar

9:48

yeet

Just got 400 likes for quoting someone's comment wowowowowow nice

@@uftsfights7146 and now you have less than 400, get rekt

@@alex2005z sheesh bro u crazy man bro

When Kira stomped Koichi, he made him eat the floor. Koichi bit the dust twice.

finally, some good fucking food

Where's the fucking Blood Sauce oh nvm

r/cursedcomments

Gordon also needs his lamb sauce

Well, it is a familiar recipe

Wait... Is that a Duwang is Unbreakable reference!?

YES

Yes yes yes

How Kira got warmth in Siberia is by blowing up rocks and stuff. Either rocks, or women. Not sure.

*chew*

Fun fact you got me

Very true

Fun fact: no

YE GOT ME

@Thomas Corbett who's voice?

I guess theres more in other countries

Giorno Giovanna i would have to agree, my fellow Giorno

Hello fellow JoFans

yes thats a lot of hands... i think you guys need to give him some "HANDS"

Thank you banana Girono

As a fellow Robin I wish to hear him say it

There goes your upvote

"Hello everybody, my name is Robin Dabank and today we're looking at r/that happened."

Every time Robin says ' i'm Robin ' i automatically say ' dabank' 😂😂

Im robin you

Bro

Idk if this is a joke or not but if it is, haha, if its not, im sorry

is your dad back yet?

Yes.... any second.....

Hayden Steffee see, my dad! No wait, that's a burglar.

(._. )

-_____________-

'. '

Ayo wtf

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

69 likes. Nice.

@@Thecashstuffer-wb3ie *nice.*

U stole this from "stub boi"

@@litbladexd8040 bro i literally made this comment 9 months ago there's tons of other comments like these

s

Russian Yoshikage

I hear an ambulance coming

Belgium: First time?

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

Yeah

well tbf, 10:57

*that's kiras new identity*

*we found him*

i think u guys need to give him some HANDS...

CALL AN AMBULANCE

Who is Kira

Yes

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

The gang should have investigated there instead of Morioh.

WHO KIRA???!!!!

The "bro" in brothel.

Don’t forget the uneral in funeral

That's true, but I'm pretty sure that person was making a dark joke

Salt Shaker i know. It is just one of those facts I love.

Inverted Hiroshima

Either way, they're not coming back from it

hold up, you love the fact that people leave stain after being vaporize.

Yote

Yute

Yate

Ayy wassup fellow brawl stars player

Ah yes, fellow jojo fan

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone

but those were frozen.so ew for mr bomber

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

Ok, sending kiwi hentai to you right here right now

@@Woolyu *W A I T W H A T*

*_big ol’ sigh_* *T h a n k y o u K i m .*

You’re the real Kim Jong-Un not an imposter🧐

How about five yr olds wait you're the dictat... Oh no i shouldn't have said that.

SamiDaDerp that’s what hitmen are

Giovanni Luquin-Garzon wait do you know that this is a jojo reference (a joke) or not I’m confused

Omg yeah lol

No Yoshikage Kira stole them It belonged to Carlee Henderson

Who is KIRA

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

Oh come on!!

@@anonymousperson0 Da fuq?

@@SaladKnife. You clearly do not get these comments

@@TheUltima_Werewolf yup, I dont get a single bit of these comments

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

Beat me to it 😂😂😂

Killer Queen has already touched the chat!

hope they don't find a collection of dry egyptian women

Nah, thats Shigaraki

EXACTLY WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY

i love that book

LONG LIVE NAPOLEON

I cried when he said that😂

@@diegocaraves2786 NAPOLEON IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Issabelle always gives a daily sacrifice to her communist overlord.

Why'd you put that image in my head...

At least it wouldn't be painful

I would call it the wheep-o, shoot the girls, they go right to sleep-o

Cursedcomment?

True

Sorry for your friend.

@@buddy5196 yeah, thanks :)

Please, tell me you're joking.

Used to be a pack of cigarettes.

@@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457 About the friend part, yeah, they're not my friend after the fight we had 🤡

killer queen has already touched the hands 👀

They found his collection but for some reason he buried them in Russia

WHO IS KIRA YOGHSKIA

@@HemiHami Ffs you commented this a million times just SEARCH IT UP!!! It's a JoJo reference in case that wasn't obvious by everyone else's comments

@@BanditEevee wtf is jojo

How is the piss drawer dinner

@@youraveragetroller4467 its a nice drink. mix it with the white stuff that comes out of your stick and youve got yourself a luxurious dinner

@@thatboredinternetwanderer140 i agree, i did that and the dinner tasted good

Why??? What's wrong with screwing dead people?

@@piranhaplant2555 lmao

choco Bibi ur pp tells me u have had experience

There was 69 likes... I ruined it

@@timeflex727 hell yeah, I definitely have

hol up

Holy moly

Holy moly

Damn you'd at least be 30

Good times back then

@@indiumblue It really IS holy moly!

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

WHO IS KIRA?!

@@HemiHami he is yoshikage kira he is 33 years old