Fun fact: The reason it's always "Florida Man" or "Florida Woman" instead of their names is because Florida doesn't allow the news to reveal "personal information," including names.
@EthanGaming76408 ай бұрын
Good
@pirobot668beta8 ай бұрын
Florida is just full of over-achievers.
@blueberrywaffles398 ай бұрын
which is good for meme purposes
@CreepersNeedHugs8 ай бұрын
And the reason it’s Florida specifically is because that’s just about the only thing they don’t allow the news to say. _Everything_ else is fair game.
@blueberrywaffles397 ай бұрын
and like, if every other state also did that “Florida man” wouldn’t be a meme. So it’s good that every other state shares the name
@moemetal8 ай бұрын
For all the people confused about all the python hunting, pythons are an invasive species in Florida and it is highly recommended by ecologists to hunt them, that is why there’s also so many hunting events for just pythons
@georgejones35268 ай бұрын
They were turned loose by people who had bought them as pets, when they got too big.
@AspergersStudio8 ай бұрын
Just Proves people in FL are stupid
@Dovah_Slayer7 ай бұрын
@@georgejones3526 not surprised
@ohboy77906 ай бұрын
yes
@RryhhbfrHhgdHhgd3564 ай бұрын
Yup. Are the hunters nuts a lot of the time? Yes. Do you have to be to hunt something that eats alligators? You betcha. 😂
@piratequeenucyra66907 ай бұрын
"Why are alligators used as weapons?" ... Well if you had the chance to threaten someone with a dinosaur, you'd do it just for the clout.
@adventurekitty1016 ай бұрын
*Proceeds to steal a Cassowary from my local zoo, to rob a bank with*
@ch1ppychipp4 ай бұрын
@@adventurekitty101 First you'd have to find a way to get it there without getting torn to shreds.
@NeedlessExposition8 ай бұрын
I feel like there is no such thing as separate Florida Men/Women but instead is a singular shapeshifting chameleon of a person
@mustard-puddin8 ай бұрын
Mustard man is here. Emkay is mustard approved👍
@fireskullstrikes51088 ай бұрын
But you’re Mustard puddin, not Mustard man. I feel betrayed. Might be truly 100% mustard approved, but I was lied to.
@mustard-puddin8 ай бұрын
I go by many mustard name variations, i am mustard, mustard is me, I’m a sentient mustard packet. You shall not question me.
@connorreeve92208 ай бұрын
My friend hates mustard, what are ur thoughts?
@DG_Toti8 ай бұрын
@@connorreeve9220ik you didn’t ask for my input in particular but based on past experience I would probably tell your friend to start running while they have the chance
@connorreeve92208 ай бұрын
@@DG_Toti You just made my day, thank you
@starlightdragon26658 ай бұрын
As someone who lives in Florida: i guarantee you that even if half of these are faked, they are not far fetched enough to be believed as fake. Our state is insane enough that many of these can and could be considered true
@excria7 ай бұрын
yeah hard not to believe when theres a group that walks around in adult diapers and a guy who dresses up as a bird and squawks at you in the middle of the night on your property. and i thought i was insane
@starlightdragon26657 ай бұрын
@@excria Have you been around the Tampa area during the Gasparilla? Florida Man comes out in force around that time.
@excria7 ай бұрын
@@starlightdragon2665 no, gotta experience the hells of central florida and how Florida Man seems to be even more insane with the ocean withdrawl
@evangelicalsnever-lie97926 ай бұрын
I knew a Hispanic guy in the Army, from FL. Before he joined, he said he and a friend were driving down sugar cane field trails at night with their lights off and going slow. Then they turned the lights on, and saw 2 guys murding and cutting up a woman. There's more graphic details, but I'll be surprised if this post makes it past censoring.
@starlightdragon26656 ай бұрын
@@evangelicalsnever-lie9792 it did; it made it past the censor
@taitano128 ай бұрын
I'd like to see a new superhero called Florida Man. He's able to generate alligators, crocodiles, and other creatures out of thin air at will and his other superpowers manifest at random and are almost completely random as to what power manifests. I say almost because it's not completely random because the one thing that is certain is that it's NEVER even remotely related to the fight at hand. Also, he doesn't do drugs, but is somehow perpetually high.
@PliskinYT8 ай бұрын
No, he is half alligator half man
@california-raisins8 ай бұрын
@@PliskinYT Centaur but it’s Half Alligator Half Florida Man
@Ramsey276one8 ай бұрын
A more comical, less GrimDark version of the Sentry!
@AWizardAndaMouse34328 ай бұрын
Yes.
@taitano128 ай бұрын
@@PliskinYT And his bestie is half croc and called Cap'n 'Strailia. Cap'n 'Strailia has an army of strange creatures at his beck and call and can telepathically raise your ABV to as much as 1.5% in less than three seconds. Robert Irwin is his Q/Alfred/Jarvis. Terri Irwin is his Em/Commissioner Gordon. Both characters are on the absolute extreme end of Chaotic Good. 🤪
@SwirlEye7 ай бұрын
that one about calling dead relatives from a disconnected or broken pay phone hit me in the feels. not me having called my late moms out-of-service cell number multiple times in a row and crying when she doesn't pick up lol
@Samdoesstuff5538 ай бұрын
5:57 that’s good parenting right there Not legal parenting, but you can’t help but admire the dedication to raising a happy kid
@alexcat66856 ай бұрын
"He's confused, but he has the spirit."
@basementdwellercosplay7 ай бұрын
I hope Robin knows the man who was charged for having a i eat @$$ sticker won the case and had his charges dropped
@abbycollinsАй бұрын
YES! good for him!
@bingo_Bongo5198 ай бұрын
Fun fact! pythons are invasive in Florida so we host python catching comparisons ✨
@ProtoAlpha5 ай бұрын
Hey that not a bad idea
@arashi868 ай бұрын
Bro that tracked the planes is collecting W after W. I hope he keeps it up.
@kellyngrey49507 ай бұрын
Fun fact: it is a federal law mandating that you must declare carrying $10,000 in cash when entering or departing the United States. Similarly, any time a customer deposits $10,000 or more in cash, the bank has to declare it to the government. Likewise, any $10,000 in cash is received from the same payer or agent, the business must fill out a Form 8300. Otherwise the government can confiscate the money. I worked for a bank. The government pays attention that shit.
@tobennyandbeyond5 ай бұрын
weirdos.
@jennyb90654 ай бұрын
So, $9,999 at one bank, $9,999 from another (probably best in a different day), so on and so forth...good to know
@teathesilkwing76164 ай бұрын
@@jennyb9065that’s also illegal I’m pretty sure
@paballomolata88448 ай бұрын
I can't wait to simulate this in GTA 6
@HoloSohma8 ай бұрын
A DLC for the new GTA being Florida man stuff would be awesome
@shwahgamerАй бұрын
It has be an entire set of side missions on its own, and I will do every one of them.
@bluecrayfish20818 ай бұрын
Ah, Florida men, an interesting and extraordinary species.
@songbird39717 ай бұрын
Ok but I did the math. If you had 22 pounds of weed and smoked 2 grams a day everyday, you’d have enough pot to last just short of 14 years
@Samurai_Stoner2 ай бұрын
Challenge accepted
@brendanodonnell51918 ай бұрын
I agree, Robin: Leon Kennedy is definitely one of the best protagonists in video game history
@ori-onyxvyntarz32768 ай бұрын
Glad we all agree Edit: for those who missed it or want to see it again, Leon is here 1:00:56
@squibkib8 ай бұрын
everyone should use the mugshots as reaction images edit: also, as a person who once lived in Florida.. idk, just wanted to say that
@michaeljohnson11178 ай бұрын
4:09 I can explain this entire scenario of how he got here and why this situation happened. A few years back this guy got in trouble and got a 2 to 5 year prison sentence and once he got there to him it felt like he was going to be locked up forever so he said f*** it and tattooed his whole face up to try to make himself look like a hard-ass in prison because he was straight up terrified. A few years goes by and he gets let out but then he realized that by tattooing his face he let his 2 to 5 year sentence ruin the rest of his life because he can no longer function as a normal member of society and is only option is to go back to prison which is the only place he'll ever fit in.
@bearnuggs6 ай бұрын
idk man that’s Stitches the rapper and he definitely didn’t get all those tats done around the same time. dont have much much info but i know that for a fact plus being a rapper, having face tats will definitely NOT ruin his career or life. he’s known as Stitches from the face tats for a reason.
@fangsbrokenrose6 ай бұрын
Everyone is just as crazy in any state. Florida just has a law about being transparent about government stuff, and reporters love it because they get all the wildest stories to share for free 🤣
@jennyb90654 ай бұрын
I think it is called the Sunshine Law...I'm not joking. Sunshine Law for the Sunshine State I guess, lol.
@averagehumanperson8 ай бұрын
1:44 That's Pedro Pascal from the future. What's he doing feeding alligators?
@minecraftexpertstudios73688 ай бұрын
Alligators are Florida man's rival, and will always be
@georgejones35268 ай бұрын
The pythons are rapidly catching up.
@minecraftexpertstudios73688 ай бұрын
😱
@Sonic.exe_uwu6667 ай бұрын
PYTHON SCRIPT!?
@shinwa_ni8 ай бұрын
34:47 i wasnt paying attention to the meme and exactly at the time i decide to listen, jack is on a rant about the population in florida and the editors' poo. i love this channel
@carbs_r_delish8 ай бұрын
4:35 That’s absolutely fair though (not that I condone people making death threats). Just sayin’, if my teachers scheduled an exam _that early_ …I’d most likely become an arsonist and be arrested within the next 48 hours.
@georgejones35268 ай бұрын
1:11:51 - Because his eyes are covered, there is absolutely no way that I will recognize this man if I were to meet him.
@sammieegoldwand8 ай бұрын
56:15 Whenever we pass a Wawa on a road trip my parents (usually my mom) just says "Wanna go weewee at the Wawa" so you are not alone in thinking Wawa is a stupid name Also we can all agree on one thing here: HOAs are a blight on society
@chuckmcluckin60826 ай бұрын
When I was little, wawa was our baby talk word for vagina
@Dani.J.8 ай бұрын
00:32 She is 24. Don't do meth kids.
@chuckmcluckin60826 ай бұрын
No fucking way, I don't believe you
@Dani.J.6 ай бұрын
@chuckmcluckin6082 really, Charles?
@ameliarose476 ай бұрын
@chuckmcluckin6082 I just googled it (typed in exactly what the title said) and underneath the "help is a available" link with a hotline for addicts, a plethora of articles popped up saying she's 73.
@Dani.J.6 ай бұрын
Yall don't get sarcasm?
@fraeearf25568 ай бұрын
I love how every episode at the beginning always has the funniest one 😂😂😂
@_TheDee8 ай бұрын
1:06:30 actually, around 100-ish people own airworthy fighter jets, per the FAA, they just vary based on the aircraft's age.
@Raphotron20008 ай бұрын
Somebody needs to tell jack that we literally have a town called christmas
@carbs_r_delish8 ай бұрын
2:08 At this point, I think weed is just a staple food to the Floridians. It’s practically on the MyPlate there by now.
@dickysatria72688 ай бұрын
Arent those weed just salad for floridian ?
@carbs_r_delish8 ай бұрын
@@dickysatria7268 it’s a seasoning for all foods, clearly
@Zinervawyrm7 ай бұрын
To be fair the woman concerned about her meth and asking her doctor about it, looks like she's been alive back when they put the coke in Coca-Cola.
@stephanieann66228 ай бұрын
ive been listening to flo rida since like 2010, I'm disappointed to admit it took me this long to notice it was a name for Florida
@lisamako99708 ай бұрын
Dolly: Bro, I was Born in 1996, I've been Listening to him Way Longer! (I'm Glad you Like him, too!) & I Already Found this out as a Kid! From a Younger Cousin! (I Think...) 😎😁😅
@thepeternetwork8 ай бұрын
I swear every Florida Man or Woman is high. I hope my sister is safe.
@ameliarose476 ай бұрын
Because it's not hard to find a dealer here. So many people smoke weed that you could just hang out in a vape shop and eventually find someone who can hook you up (either a plug or someone who knows a plug) and then from there if weed is not your drug of choice, some plugs deal other drugs and/or know where you can find them. My ex worked (works? I don't talk to him) in a vape shop and he found multiple circles of druggies and dealers to hang out with.
@amashizaino7 ай бұрын
The thing I absolutely LOVE LOVE LOOOOVE about these Florida man/Woman memes, is that Marvel took the concept and ROLLED with it. LOKI IS THE FLORIDA MAN! 😆 He's the God of Stories and it's freaking CANNON! Like there's a strip where Loki's reading the paper and laughing about the Florida man headlines. 🤣
@ericsoucie28658 ай бұрын
Please do more R/hardwaregore. I miss it lots.
@ascellaplays8 ай бұрын
yesss i find myself watching old hardware gore vids :(
@Gogoseit7 ай бұрын
29:44 this was already hilarious, and then you throw in the SpongeBob reference, jack, I nominate you for best narrator of the year 2023
@Gogoseit7 ай бұрын
32:27 and now I retract my nomination and return it to @thelexikitty
@purrfect_kitty53227 ай бұрын
So I work at a store in Florida and found out that a few years ago a worker got arrested for pouring bleach in someone's drink. IDK if that's the same man but still interesting to hear about again.
@purrfect_kitty53227 ай бұрын
Looked it up, it's the same man that worked at my store.
@Venus-fe4fz4 ай бұрын
HAHAHAH
@BahKnee7 ай бұрын
4:36 Professors don't even choose their final exam times. The university makes a schedule so there won't be conflicts.
@allstarzombie_78 ай бұрын
30:37 Jack you poor Australian. I can’t imagine flying for you.
@Ishan9726gaming8 ай бұрын
27:32 You're right. That is not Florida Police, that's Victoria Police. Victoria is a state in southern Australia, and it's where I live. Victoria is also home to Australia's largest city, Melbourne, which is incidentally _also_ where I live.
@milodoiing22807 ай бұрын
Here is one I heard. Florida man tried to sue batman video games for using his look and name in game as joker.
@pencilduster29388 ай бұрын
As a european, whenever i look up how fast some of these criminals drove, made me look in shock
@The_Zeeke8 ай бұрын
I'm currently watching emkay in the hospital, he is the only person worthy of me watching in the hospital
@nonaeubinis49347 ай бұрын
Omg I can't stop laughing about the naked man at chik fila! "You are gay!"😂
@brianb80607 ай бұрын
The Cow-Killer Ant (AKA, Velvet Ant) is a 3 out of 4 on the Schmidt sting pain index. Behind... The Bullet Ant The Warrior Wasp Tarantula Hawk Wasp
@xz_axsh8 ай бұрын
he looks like the teddy bear tattoo that bikers get on their arms
@ImDumb3218 ай бұрын
As a Florida resident i have second hand embarrassment
@freezoneproject5672 ай бұрын
There's a state bounty here in FL for the large invasive species of snakes. There's a month during which the person who captures the most gets a reward, which I guess is the positive headline.
@j.p.69324 ай бұрын
0:37 While that’s a stupid thing to do, doctors have no obligation to report substance abuse, and he actually violated HiPAA rules and laws if he turned her in.
@HexOverride7 ай бұрын
Former Florida man here, i moved to Kansas last year, best choice ever
@k4nj16 ай бұрын
12:45 Context: Alligator Alley is one of two roads that runs through the Everglades, connecting Collier County and Miami-Dade County.
@Silent_Soliloquies8 ай бұрын
OMG the Mom and daughter that rigged the homecoming contest happened in my town. At my son’s High School! 😂
@mangaanimefan30897 ай бұрын
Omg! More embarrassing and pathetic for the Principle Mom, I would think.
@shwahgamerАй бұрын
Sounds like they watched too many teen movies where homecoming is treated like it's a big deal, but in reality, it isn't. My high school didn't even have a "homecoming crown," just a normal football game.
@rogueraccoon18408 ай бұрын
We gonna see a lot of Florida man and Florida joker in GTA 6 lol
@loganjephson35718 ай бұрын
1:18 he is funding Disney at this point
@breezywinter46468 ай бұрын
11:04 well I mean there is a possibility he froze to death or just realized what he did was so stupid that his soul just decided to peace out.
@PhazeParsnip8 ай бұрын
I think a lot of the snake cathing stories are bc some big snake breeds are consdiered invasive in florida, like the burmese Python. With no natural predators in the local envirnomnet they out-compete native breeds for prey and such, endangering many beutifull and valuable species and trow the eco-system out of whack. Experienced snake-hunters and outdoorsmen make it a point to catch these invasive snakes when they find them, and it's fairly rutine to some of them. So to us it may seem like asking for trouble, but it's a very normal and necessary part of maintaning and protecting floridian wildlife
@FinFlows6 ай бұрын
As a professional mermaid, I think about starting an only fins often....
@ALL_that_ENDS7 ай бұрын
4:06 that's stitches, a try hard rapper who actually turned his life around, as good as could be.
@shwahgamerАй бұрын
Arrested in the jail parking lot for stealing a car? That's some GTA strategy right there. "I was just busted, but now I need a car to drive back to the mission I failed so I'll just take this one right here."
@brooksbeanАй бұрын
The fact that I’m watching this as I am vacationing in Florida
@skatermonkeygirl7 ай бұрын
Don't get too cocky about Florida men, Jack. Queensland is totally Australia's Florida and I say this as a life long Queensland Man. We're tropical with lots of tacky artificial ocean canal developments where load of people come to retire, have water crawling with giant killer lizards, socially conservative outside the capital city, is where drugs are smuggled by boat from our poor neighbouring countries, we have completely mad politicians that make you wonder if this is real life, and of course, all the Queensland men who do all sorts of crazy crap be it ill willed or from having a heart of gold (rest in peace Steve, you bloody legend🐊)
@CreamRoseWhippyAlt01167 ай бұрын
This Florida man truly is a monster... 😢 8:12
@CreamRoseWhippyAlt01167 ай бұрын
17:04 She did WHAT?
@CreamRoseWhippyAlt01167 ай бұрын
??? 18:49
@froggers-03694 ай бұрын
11:30 its a misunderstanding, that’s just Brendan Fraser filming another George of the Jungle movie for Disney
@lucasokeefe79354 ай бұрын
Ha ha banner guy is LEGENDARY
@itsjustmenova8 ай бұрын
F-16 Fighting Falcons are actually one of the more common private jet fighters in circulation, they just need to be properly demilitarized so they're safe and not able to just randomly shoot down other aircraft
@thewalrusclown5 ай бұрын
6:36: Robin, my dude, ALL birds are living dinosaurs.
@user-bj7wm7zx9z7 ай бұрын
Most of the Florida men In this video are absolutely insane. But that one dude who tried to overthrow the Venezuelan government is absolute chad.
@michaeltempsch52824 ай бұрын
Im sure there must've been at least one Florida man involved in Jan 6...
@AkwardSage2 ай бұрын
Fun Fact- Gators have been known to break into people's garages and drink their beer/soda.
@j.p.69322 ай бұрын
50:00 During bread augmentation, the nipples are removed and then repositioned. If the blood flow is bad; the tissue can go necrotic
@soopmancreator55568 ай бұрын
The irony that you can just search Florida man/woman (day number) (Month name) (Year ____) And it will show some articles about Florida crime , is crazy
@jennyb90654 ай бұрын
The EV one I think one of the reasons has to do with if/when the battery dies on the evacuation route (because of hours of traffic) it would block the highway/roads and prevent basically everyone else from being able to leave. That and emergency vehicles may not be able to get to it and remove it for a similar reason. Not all roads and highways have an emergency lane on the side that it could pull over to or be towed to, it's basically just wetlands/swamp. Edit: Actually yes, that's part of the reason. It was also mentioned there's not enough infrastructure in Florida currently to support EVs such as chargers in alot of places or portable chargers for emergency and police vehicles to carry to assist with such an event as they do for gas vehicles (like carrying gas cans). And it was banning the EVs from the evacuation routes, not the owners. So if the owner had a gas vehicle, they'd be able to leave, or they could carpool, etc.
@carbs_r_delish8 ай бұрын
5:19 Hey, if I made that kind of money doing that, I’m just saying. $20 is twenty dollars.
@_letstartariot4 ай бұрын
Florida Man will always be my fav superhero. What a life.
@caseycale1315 ай бұрын
ok, I did the math, and in order for the one lady to have called the police 11,000 times in one year, she would have had to call them 30 times a day.
@aaronreynolds17178 ай бұрын
16:54 the amount of times she called is about 33 TIMES PER DAY
@xflyersshitposting72272 ай бұрын
2:34 literally the plot of shawshank redemption
@SheepLiver4 ай бұрын
29:17 No. bees aren't the only pollinators around, because bats, butterflies, and a bunch of other bugs ALSO pollinate
@ProtoBlueGaming7 ай бұрын
For those curious, the grenade was a dummy, and the guy was subdued by a marine
@novaknavekey2 ай бұрын
To be fair, as a Florida man, old mate thought he could get away with peeing near an aligator.
@blessedwolfNotAFurry8 ай бұрын
33:20 that qoute is just me af-
@ButWhyWasTaken3 ай бұрын
13:22 no matter the price, it was worth every penny of it.
@georgejones35268 ай бұрын
45:48 - As opposed to the expected encounters.
@nerdypenguin9164Ай бұрын
"Because jesus wanted him to be rich." I see you Cartman
@RryhhbfrHhgdHhgd3564 ай бұрын
25:50 Hahaha. Oh they definitely have, and I know this because I once tried to take *actual* mini M&M’s through airport security, and they were all over that poor candy. 😂
@ShirazzikkdhАй бұрын
1:10:29 My father is a Florida man, he has his license revoked, still drives.
@mr.scarlo22348 ай бұрын
Day 1143 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”
@Autistic_Emperor3 ай бұрын
What
@nate93212 ай бұрын
almost 3 years
@Jimybab4 ай бұрын
17:00 that lady is averaging about 32 911 calls DAILY.
@shwahgamerАй бұрын
Calling 911 without an emergency is a crime, it's abusing an emergency service. If she really did call 32 times in one day, they would have arrested her the same day.
@JamesPilkenton-se5cx7 ай бұрын
Look out ! Here comes The Florida Man !
@ramamaulana89228 ай бұрын
Almost all of them has Robin as narrator. But, that one video has jack as narrator. What is going on? I am CONFUSED.
@nattyroots222 ай бұрын
Florida Man @4:20 is none other than Brick In Yo Face rapper Stitches 😂😂
@miguelquazar88314 күн бұрын
The reason the crazy crap always happens in Florida is because caca flows downstream from everywhere else and there is nowhere else for the caca to go.
@ShirazzikkdhАй бұрын
50:32 I used to live there, Fantasy's at the Beach. They used to have commercials for this place on TV during the day before the Kids block of TV. Ms Cleo used to advertise along side this place.
@nicolegleason572711 күн бұрын
15:45 ironic, a crocodile in an alligator themed park
@idamoody15547 ай бұрын
Dear Florida Thank you just for being you
@tieflingcorpse98174 күн бұрын
42:06 today i learned that the place in family guy is a real place
@kingamerpro45588 ай бұрын
Potato man is here. Emkay is potato approved👍
@PplAlwaysTalkin698 ай бұрын
Yay new video to sleep to!:)
@hsmichael6 ай бұрын
At least some of the stories aren’t about crimes being committed. That’s one good thing.
@carbs_r_delish8 ай бұрын
3:26 What they’re on, I desperately need it at this very moment.