“The birds and the bees..... “ “And the kurt “ -kurtis conner 2021

This is another “epic” and “POGGERS” moment, and I don’t say that very often

danny singing 3005 when he only has 3,004 subs is so funny for some reason

The dramatic irony of Danny saying “we don’t have like any iron right now,” as 41 ingots sit in Kurtis’s inventory and 30 more are in the chest

I’ve never thought I would have witnessed kurtis twerking to danny singing so nonchalantly I love you guys

Danny thinking there's arts and crafts supplies in Minecraft gives me life

“Don’t get too wacky” Yeah, this isn’t his second channel, that’s too silly and wacky for Danny GAMEzales!

I can't bring myself to watch Danny enjoy Minecraft after the tragedy of our beloved Newspaper. I haven't been able to twerk in days 😭

people being shocked that Danny can sing when part of his job is as a musician will never not be crazy to me

The clip where danny said "the birds and the bees" and kurtis said "and the kurtis" but it was cut off halfway through his sentence was gold

Danny hitting kurtis while explaining stuff is a perfect representation of mansplaining

chip and joanna who?

i just know they popped off in this, i don’t even need a baddie check

Danny gets a ton of terracotta and makes his room up in the air on stairs. Kurtis makes 6 green blocks and a floor with acacia planks.

i love how danny becomes more and more insane with every minecraft episode

Your British people impression around the ten minute mark is what killed Prince Philip

"Kurtis wasn't sure how Danny felt about him, only that they sometimes twerked to each other in minecraft."

danny has the loosest grip on gen z humor and it’s so funny

danny playing minecraft is the funniest thing

the sheer amount of friendly bullying they do in every video makes me so happy

I can say with complete confidence that this video will be an epic poggers twerk moment

What other SMP is going to have kurtis ambiently discussing how confusing a pickle and a cactus could hurt one's mouth while danny, filled with bloodlust, tries to frantically murder a small child?

danny's reactions to the chat are the best thing ever

Don’t let this distract from the fact that Danny drowned Newspaper we can NEVER forgive him

fact: you will watch this again when Kurtis posts it

I laughed way to hard at kurtis’s attempts to twerk in Minecraft

Danny has me saying "popping off" unironically in everyday convos now. thank you for that

tripping on shrooms and danny is lookin a lot like handsome squidward idk though

Danny trying to kill the baby villager while Kurtis is just in the background rambling about catci was probably my favorite part of this series so far 😂😂

Kurtis: ... say the lyrics 👀 LMFAOO 😭

"Is there crafting stuff in this game?" gotta be the top Dancraft quote of all time

Danny saying he's scared of being sad again every time he's happy hit a little too close to home

Danny, you said “Road work ahead” was your favorite vine

Imagine if Drew came and played on this world too.

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THE “THERES A HOLE IN THE BUCKET” REFERENCE I FORGET THAT SONG IS REAL

we’re getting so much CONTENT thank you so much danny you really are pog

Danny found three (3) building blocks and now that’s his whole aesthetic

Danny immediately thinking of arts and crafts when Kurtis said “crafting” is actually adorable

Nobody: The twitch chat: We raised that boy.

It's always a good day when drew Gooden and Kurtis Conner upload

THE MUSIC WHEN HE TAKES OUT THE BABY VILLAGER 😭🤚

Danny, Drew, Kurtis, Cody, Noel all in the baddie smp I think I would die just...👻

“Say the whole lyric” KURTIS NOOO this can’t happen to another KZfaqr I like

sometimes i forget how chaotic Kurtis REALLY is. but these videos always remind me.

I can just imagine the new people joining the stream seeing “1,000,000 subs needed for fart reveal” 😭

omg the reoccurring “what vine was that” joke during this stream was so funny for no reason

kurt was just sheeeshing around and i kinda like it

19:08 "GET mE ouT of heRE" "kurtis?" I LOST IT

There is not enough people talking about Danny's issue with killing the baby villagers... It's starting to get scary

chat at 13:41 has me laughing so hard "POP OFF DANNY" "POP OFF KING" "YESSS" "POP OFF" "POP OFF" "BADDIE ALERTTTTTTTTT' "the voice of an angel" "WOOOW NICE" "POP OFF" followed by: "im unsubscribing now"

danny basing the design of his room off his own world is kinda cute

the “shut the hell up” vine was my algebra teacher in 9th grade. She always cussed our class out because people wouldn’t stop talking. She got fired and we had a substitute teacher for the rest of the semester. I’m so serious

I love how one second Danny is like “reverse cowgirl” and the next he’s like “crafts and glitter and construction paper”

Day 6 of asking Danny to make a mincraft song. RIP newspaper thx for all the likes besties! the more likes the more Minecraft song

Daddy Gonzalez.

I haven't played minecraft in almost 6 years now but this is tempting me

danny’s all grown up, he knows his minecraft now 🥺

Fellas!! Put trapdoors over the water near the crops so u don't have jump on em every time :))

Kurtis was definitely holding a gun to Danny’s head behind the camera when he was singing Childish Bambino

waiting for monday’s stream to see how danny redeems himself after newspaper’s death😐

16:40 kurtis just talking to himself and giggling whilst danny has a crisis is the highlight of my day

This whole video is an epic couple moment

Currently there's zero dislikes and that's the way it should be.

"give them the wheat" He sound so mad like "how many times do I have to tell you" vibes XD

Hi danny, I just wanted to let you know you've made mine and so many other peoples quarantines so much better

i'm dying at the fact that danny thought crafting was referring to arts and crafts 💀

"Happiness and fear are basically the same thing, cuz whenever I’m happy I’m scared of when I’m gonna stop being happy" hum.... Dany that hit hard 💀 and I came here to laugh🙄🤚

this is so wholesome for some reason-

danny you were quoting the ‘macaroni with the chicken strips, a h 😩’

pov: you came to his channel to see if he’s posted yet

the baddie smp has been keeping me going ngl

“f for ‘funny amount of things in my hand’” got me

the way kurtis was completely oblivious to the fact that danny was murdering a villager and just kept talking about sea pickles

i've never gotten into twitch before but kurtis and danny's minecraft streams are so fun to watch :)

shawty like a melody

saw a comment that said "hey bestie can i see your skin" and for a moment I was horrified before I remembered this is minecraft

these two are literally me with my sibling and it's great

It’s a whole mood when Danny starts grilling Kurtis for jumping on the crops

Danny is back at it again with the best should have been Netflix series ever

when he was talking about happiness and fear and how whenever you're happy, you're scared when you'll stop being happy, i kinda felt that- its crazy bc it was meant to be a joke but it actually mean something lmao

Danny is the baddie we don’t deserve, but we need

We love a home renovation

6:47 “dude don’t fuck the sheep” *thiccc_vegan cheered* Perfect timing 💀

Kurtis trying to work out if cactuses are pickles, whilst Danny's off in a village murdering a small child, is the single greatest disconnect I have ever seen.

5:50 Danny : "the biirds and the beeeees" Kurtis : "and the kurti-"

omg i was the one whose parents were fighting lmao

It's so surreal watching this 5 months later because I'm pretty sure the random village Danny found later became the Baddielands where everyone settled down and made new houses :')

Watching Danny chase down a child villager and whisper “yeah fuck you” after murdering it was the highlight of my night

Baddiesmp is the only good thing in my life right now

A list compiled from comments of games suggested for Danny to stream (in no particular order). If you have a suggestion, please leave it in a reply and I will add it to the list. Note: Keep in mind to suggest games that Danny will enjoy and/or can easily pick up Games that have no/are good without multiplayer 1. Pokemon 2. Stardew Valley 3. Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) 4. Milkman Karlson 5. Planet zoo/coaster 6. The Sims 7. Animal crossing 8. Skyrim 9. Fez 10. Valheim 11. LoZ Breath of the Wild 12. Undartale 13. Subnautica 14. Little Nightmares 15. Shadow of the Tomb Raider 16. Hitman series 17. Spiderman ps4 -> Spiderman Miles Morales 18. The Last of Us Games that are good alone but better with multiplayer 1. Among us 2. Fall guys 3. Surgeon simulator (1 or 2) 4. Mario Kart 5. Other Minecraft things--adventure maps, servers, minigames 6. Dont starve (together) 7. Terraria 8. The Forest Games that have no/are not good with single player 1. Sea of thieves 2. Human fall flat 3. Overcooked 4. Phasmophobia

9:31 "dirt i want the dirt >:( !" "dirty house !" i love that part

Kurtis's commentary while Danny is dramatically trying to kill a baby is the best thing I've ever seen

Kurtis and Danny colabs are the best

I feel like I'm in 3rd grade again bc I'm watching Minecraft videos and I'm in love with the guy whos playing

I looked up what smp means but I still don't remember so I'm just gonna stick with the idea that they're baddies who are simping for each other

My favorite part was when Danny said “Bambino” instead of “Gambino”

ah yes, we all know the birds, the bees, and *kurt*

All I need in life is a device to watch kurtis and Danny play Minecraft 🙂

this video greatly underplayed the stress and pain that was making the sheep and the cows go into thier seperate holes

i unironically can’t wait to watch this again when kurtis uploads it