You know, Stuart might be alone when he films and he just talks to imaginary people.
@LordSmuggington9 жыл бұрын
This is my theory. Ashens is insane. He talks to imaginary people, he burns things, he does "questionable" things, he plays with toys, he talks to himself... AND THAT'S WHY WE LOVE HIM!
@lbonini1gaming9 жыл бұрын
Exactly!
@armanelgtron45339 жыл бұрын
lbonini1gaming Or the camera is a person to him. Just more proof he's insane?
@GmodPlusWoW6 жыл бұрын
It's like Kitty Horrorshow's "Anatomy", isn't it? A camera that imagines that it's being used to film things, and imagines a bloke from Norfolk to parade weird and wonderful things before its lens.
@Shenorai6 жыл бұрын
He has a very loud imagination!
@jamessunderland43309 жыл бұрын
It makes me uncomfortably to know that other people are in the room when ashens records
@casio812349 жыл бұрын
How uncomfortably?
@idou8 жыл бұрын
+Steve Davis I'm guessing very uncomfortably.
@ElectronerpProductions8 жыл бұрын
+Steve Davis It makes me 'uncomfortably' to see your grammar.
@lordoftherats82157 жыл бұрын
Electronerp Productions they were referring to the original comment's bad grammar
@pixelcat_yt7 жыл бұрын
Come on, not everyone's speaking English natively.
@TheTokiEffect8 жыл бұрын
I like to pretend that the "other person in the room" that Ashens is talking to is in fact not even there, similar to Garfield Minus Garfield. Well I don't like to because it's depressing as hell, but it's a neat way of looking at it.
@lauradotwav31238 жыл бұрын
Maybe its the dog
@TNTLuver98 жыл бұрын
"Insert your joke about an American- An Americ-" *Pause... Quiet, almost inaudible whispering - Resumes* "American chocolate here..."
@MrGlenbw7 жыл бұрын
At this point, Ashens is in a strange temporal extradimensional plane where he experiences his own inner dilemma between existence and extinction within his consciousness beyond any reckoning and comprehension.
@aturchomicz8217 жыл бұрын
They use cowMilk to have chocolate
@Shenorai7 жыл бұрын
I thought he was suppressing a sneeze and succeeded.
@Liggliluff4 жыл бұрын
If I am not mistaken (which is very likely) he has explained that when he makes a mistake and wants to redo it, he pauses and goes through his thoughts and redo the last few words. Then edit that out. - In another video (don't remember which), he starts off reading the French ingredients, before realising the English is printed below, and he quickly moves on to read it in English. But in the outtake at the end, he sneezed when reading the French. He's very skillful at editing it out. - Which video is that chocolate clip from? Did he ever release it? If so, we can see the final result.
@MrSadface10 жыл бұрын
Love that "hmm" sound at the intro
@Kochiha9 ай бұрын
Ten years ago, this gem was released upon us. This comment is about a month and a half late because my work got busy and I forgot to say this back in October. Truly, everything is always fine.
@SwiftStixx10 жыл бұрын
"Imaginary fiut" :D Oh Stuart, if only you knew what fiut means in Polish...
@JamesR62410 жыл бұрын
Spoiler It means "dick".
@Kubulek179 жыл бұрын
Wie pół londynu
@paranoiia89 жыл бұрын
KubaSimming poza polskim i arabskim to tam mówią w innym języku? o_O
@Daedalus49 жыл бұрын
Akinaro Allahu ackbar.
@KirbyMario12345_9399 жыл бұрын
Snacks based on imaginary dicks.. Richard is a false man, guys.
@jemvee38309 жыл бұрын
"An excellent fail"
@Nazrat8411 жыл бұрын
1:24 Ashens has a horrifying PTSD flash back of his experience in Wonka's Chocolate Factory
@Mutran25910 жыл бұрын
press 2 for laugh and 3 for hutatatta trrrr
@NickShillitoMusic10 жыл бұрын
I always imagined Ashens as a man on his own reviewing junk on his sofa. This illusion was broken for me at 1:40
@Graylord8810 жыл бұрын
He is, be just happens to have friends over when he does them some times.
@GroupNebula563 Жыл бұрын
for anyone curious, the pop station in this video is a gamze, different model though.
@WOSArchives9 жыл бұрын
40 People wanted the puppet Chef Excellence to yell *SPY!!!*
@wolfyboy7 жыл бұрын
THAT CHEF IS A SPY!!
@piopio626611 жыл бұрын
this is something that makes him even more perfect.
@Berniebud11 жыл бұрын
1:20 "Oh shit, quick, I have to cease all movement so I can edit this without them knowing!"
@coyoteartist7 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh. I am now having visions of 1987 or 1988 with cheerios, fun fruit dinosaurs and a Caprice Classic Station Wagon. And stuff that will never come out of the carpet of a car.
@aquoslover20011 жыл бұрын
Oh gosh Ashens looks like he would be so much fun to hang out with and just do totally random shiz XDD
@dinkules9 жыл бұрын
What was that second, coppery-looking mask in the second outtake segment? It looked pretty cool.
@TransistorBased8 жыл бұрын
it's strangely creepy
@RobotwarsKing8 жыл бұрын
The Copper Cranium, the Silver Skull's twin brother. :v
@peterfolchi10327 жыл бұрын
I laughed at the huh at the beginning screen where the jingle and fail was
@ryebred647011 жыл бұрын
It just lets us know that Ashens is human too. We've found his weakness. Now we can send in the kryptonite.
@mattwats34110 жыл бұрын
Keep pressing 1 for good a beat.
@SirGroove10 жыл бұрын
And 7 for awkward silence.
@Livin-8611 жыл бұрын
Mustache falls off to reveal a real mustache.. I don't know why, but that had me crying with laughter. :)
@Webshooters19 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else say "I'll do the review!"?
@Schule049 жыл бұрын
0:42 Oh look, another popstation. Did he ever upload a video about it?
@Drizzyfinks11 жыл бұрын
I could watch hours and hours of Ashens bloopers.
@Krosserdog11 жыл бұрын
The guy playing Chef Excellence is so cute
@Cimlite11 жыл бұрын
Wow, I didn't at all notice that cut in the 45-year old army tin video when watching it the first time around. Excellent video editing.
@Internetzspacezshipz11 жыл бұрын
Best bloopers evah.
@rajakhalil462811 жыл бұрын
Ashens sayings are priceless.
@GRex77779 жыл бұрын
What was that game system around the 1 minute mark? I don't remember seeing it in any video, so...what it IN a video, or is that why it's in the fail video? lol
@Vamptonius3 жыл бұрын
I remember it in a regular video, but not which one. Or what it did.
@LostTranslation8511 жыл бұрын
I thought it would be from that space gun. AAAUUUGGHHH! GOGOGO WE HAVE TO SAVE THE HOSTAGES! "Explosions"
@Austin7000011 жыл бұрын
YES! I have been waiting for an Ashens blooper reel forever.
@squeakyknee11 жыл бұрын
Oh dang. I loved that pause you did on the American chocolate joke so you could edit the error out later. Didn't even notice it in the final vid. That's great thinking on your feet!
@jonno83011 жыл бұрын
This year has an exclusive Boba Fett!
@BioYuGi11 жыл бұрын
0:37 Love the synchronized look at each other.
@SinisterGerbils7 жыл бұрын
"Nah, fuck it." - An Excellent Closer.
@dboypompeyreturns11 жыл бұрын
Everything is now fine, and fineness resumes.
@Fuzy2K10 жыл бұрын
0:26 -- That reminded me of MST3K.
@TheSnoipeh10 жыл бұрын
Geoff Excellence
@Drarack11 жыл бұрын
Well, I don't know about you guys but I am gonna go rewatch that military candy video now.
@mysterioso200610 жыл бұрын
American... ....chocolates.Chocolates
@BurntFaceMan9 жыл бұрын
Not as good as the violin.
@BeaverIAB9 жыл бұрын
Disliked, flagged as spam, unsubscribbled.
@demonetizeddemonetisedinmy18908 жыл бұрын
+BeaverInABlender Fuck off
@BunniMonster7 жыл бұрын
(violin)
@judojamie3795 ай бұрын
i feel like we need another one of these, if there are any outtake clips
@Sodorii11 жыл бұрын
The image i get of a bunch of guys looking at a bloke that's sitting in front of a old sofa recording stuff. It amuses me!
@kylew89a11 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the help......
@DukeToast11 жыл бұрын
I've just realised I've seen Silver Skull masks in poundland Finally some merchandise!
@jAujAl111 жыл бұрын
I KNEW IT! I knew I wasn't dreaming when I saw the image fade in the 45-years-old cansy ration at 1:24
@AngryChamois11 жыл бұрын
This is like finding out Father Christmas and Robocop aren't real.
@sharanace11 жыл бұрын
That was absolutely great XD
@SeraphimKnight11 жыл бұрын
I always thought Ashens was just amazing at coming up with perfect and hilarious comments on the spot :(
@mmorpg22488 жыл бұрын
I personally prefer snacks that are made from imaginary fuit. fruit. feut. freut. f - (sigh) Stop laughing ye-fuck. (chuckle) Well, let's see *you* do better then- c'mon c'mon, _you_ come and do a review! _Oh_, oh not so big now are we? (full on laugh) sorry i had to
@ttgirl65908 жыл бұрын
literally my fave part
@exoltik31998 жыл бұрын
That second outtake. xD
@Shenorai11 жыл бұрын
Ahh, Stuart. Even you have your human moments.
@RRVCrinale10 жыл бұрын
Everything is always fine All the tat is working all the time And everything that you thought was just Set to turn on just malfunctions Everything is always fine Just forget the words and hum in time All you need to understand is Everything is always fine
@TheLoneDapperMan11 жыл бұрын
the chef excellence part is amazing
@Berniebud11 жыл бұрын
That chocolate one is so hilarious and fascinating.
@Komichi11 жыл бұрын
Loved it! Definitely want to see more outtakes in the future!
@mccobsta7 жыл бұрын
Why dose youtube keep recommending this to me I've seen it over a 100 times
@PsycheTrance6511 жыл бұрын
1:05 - An Excellent Outtake
@TheSkyRender11 жыл бұрын
If you watch some of his previous outtake clips, it's pretty clear he doesn't word-for-word script his episodes. He has a list of things he wants to cover, and then he ad-libs the actual content.
@Avesfox11 жыл бұрын
no, no... its excellent. An excellent outtake!
@FutureInventions11 жыл бұрын
Wow, I never noticed the cut in the chocolate one. That's some damn good editing.
@neoqueto11 жыл бұрын
In Polish "fyut" ("fiut") stands for nothing but penis. That makes it a thousand times funnier actually.
@theawesomegamr11 жыл бұрын
poor chef excellence xD
@PlayboyPictures11 жыл бұрын
Ashens has the strangest head shape with elf ears.
@joeyrie359011 жыл бұрын
In the first outtake he sounded like Stuey Griffon :)
@TheLemonCakes11 жыл бұрын
This is amazing.
@8008boot11 жыл бұрын
just great XD
@lillymadeinamerica11 жыл бұрын
So funny!!!!
@Gameboygenius11 жыл бұрын
I can refruit this argument easily!
@tor11223310 жыл бұрын
Insert your joke about an American.....everyone in America goes crazy........and then he says chocolate.....oh
@lucastensen11 жыл бұрын
xD Oh, Ashens. :)
@Gradius611 жыл бұрын
Those door frames can be dangerous.
@ducciboi11 жыл бұрын
I've never seen Ashens get so angry.
@sp1kage11 жыл бұрын
I too noticed the crinkle sound from the foil didn't match up.
@tehblackarachnid11 жыл бұрын
the thing at :45 reminds me of a Gizmondo, HINT HINT ASHENS
@Echnadin11 жыл бұрын
Hm, the buttons/Pads one the left and right are identical to those found on one of the POP-Stations from the Cool Eyed King review he did a few months ago, whereas the 3d-mirror-screen-thingy is the same as the one from the 3d Color Games. Maybe it's some sort of weird cross between the two.
@321alexe11 жыл бұрын
MOAR!!!
@mrbigbadonion11 жыл бұрын
When I was making video game reviews (I don't bother any more, it's a lot of work, and so many other people do them so much better) it's hard to do it in one continuous take everytime without making mistakes, Even with a script in front of you and just recording a voice over, you still end up getting tongue tied, and losing your thread. Even people that a really good at it, have to edit sometimes. I bet almost all the big you tubers who consistently, not having to edit is def more impressive.
@Emicatmon11 жыл бұрын
More outtakes!
@southpaw11711 жыл бұрын
The Blind Bag opening was my favourite...up until this video!
@DevonPalmer9811 жыл бұрын
Love extras
@WilsonFox12311 жыл бұрын
MORE PLZZZZ we wont laugh at you, Ok we will but more !!!!!
@ace2high11 жыл бұрын
He knows what he wants to say and hes willing to edit to get it across. god forbid
@capam1510 жыл бұрын
i used to have one of those xD i cant remember the name but it had space invaders
@smittzero846311 жыл бұрын
Oh well, it'll all be alright on the night...
@JoraffProductions11 жыл бұрын
I'm wondering the same...
@Berniebud11 жыл бұрын
He mentioned on Twitter that one of the bloopers in here is from an unreleased video.
@mihaelkYeah7 жыл бұрын
I miss the puppet :x
@TheLoneDapperMan11 жыл бұрын
'An excellent comment'
@Gamershellalpha10 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAH,I clicked on this video,read ur comment then clicked on a random minute and i got exactly on that part...
@jakel95010 жыл бұрын
Turn on subtitles. The video gets even better.
@Spice11 жыл бұрын
Ashens should have his own TV series on BBC.
@coryaitchison11 жыл бұрын
yay!
@screams311 жыл бұрын
"Insert your joke about american chocolate here".
@AmericaTheEnslaved11 жыл бұрын
this must be the bizzaro ashens.
@TenshiCat11 жыл бұрын
Well yes, he is, he doesn't read from a script (in his normal videos anyway), he does improv! But he still has to try again if he messes up his words too badly... or if his improv goes in a bizarre direction, as seen in the outtake at the end of his Apple Newton video!
@ericjiga710911 жыл бұрын
The funny thing about this, is that I remember wondering what was with the video cut in that army tin episode.
@darkenwarrior11 жыл бұрын
i thought someone was off about the choclate candy video. funny x3
@jamiescott486311 жыл бұрын
Ashens is funny & i am proud to have subscribed to his awesome channels, he makes me laugh alot ^_^