the 10 lamps thing cracks me up so hard

In one of the scenes where Jacob had the long hair I thought he was Bella for several minutes.

"Man, she misses Edward, but she misses the car, too" oh my god lol I didn't notice that

"Bella, who has shown no propensity for violence so far, decides now is the time to slap a naked dude in a gang." DYINGGGGGGG.

When he started counting all the lamps i died 😂

I love how she has 10 lamps and her room is still dark as shit.

"Mist Edward" Is her conscious not actually Edward. In the books, she misses his voice so much, that's the reason she does so many dangerous things, because thats when she can hear his voice the clearest.

"domestic abuse situation" How did you miss that the entire franchise is a domestic abuse situation??

Never understood “the love triangle” aspect of these movies since Bella never gave Jacob the time of day.

You forgot to sin the fact that Bella punched Sam, a fully grown were wolf, and nothing happened to her hand. But in the next movie when Bella punches Jacob for trying to kiss her, her hand fractures. Edit 1: It was Paul not Sam Edit 2: Bella has no reaction to her bleeding all the time even though it says in the book that she was allergic or something. It's like after she met the vamps she's cool with blood now.

The Volturi (when they try to use their powers on Bella): "I see nothing..." CinemaSins: 'I know, right?' - I died 😂

*meanwhile at Hogwarts* Edward: YO BITCHES! IM BACK!

"It catches bad dreams" cLOSE YOUR EYES SHUT YOUR MOUTH DREAM A DREAM AND GET US OUT DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAM

Holy shit Bella that's a huge electricity bill you've got there

0:36 “8 out of the 9 cars in this shot are silver” this is actually accurate to washington

"Bella you give me everything just by breathing" *Holy shit* lmao that was literally my reaction too. It's so cheesy and cringey

Who else started dying of laughter with the lamp things? 10 LAMPS? Lol

Bella can hit Paul in the face in New Moon without injuring herself, but when she hits Jacob in Eclipse she "breaks" her hand. I hate how these movie (and the books, too) don't follow their own continuity.

“I heard it sucks.” Jacob would be excellent at CinemaSins.

The sigh after Jacob says “last time I checked.” 🤣🤣🤣

Robert Pattinson would love Everything Wrong with the Twilight series. He hates twilight more than anyone!

"Not one pie was fucked in this movie." -- Cinema Sins (2014)

"Apparently a wolf walked through here , hopped on one leg, and managed to avoid making tracks anywhere else."😂😂😂😂😥wow

I have a love/hate relationship with these movies. They're like a guilty pleasure that I can't stop ripping on. My only defense is that "mist Edward" is Bella hallucinating, and only appears when she herself feels unsafe. The rest of this is on point 😂

A sin should be "if jasper goes crazy over a paper cut I wonder what her period would be like" edit a year later (2020): this is my first time on here since i posted this comment because i didn't get any notifications until now, but thanks for the likes i guess. learned some interesting stuff in the replies

"Let's be done with this" _This character represents how we all look and feel while watching this film_ I died!! xD

6:28 “Slap a naked dude in a gang.” I laughed so freaking hard at this man LMAO I’m still laughing 😂

Edward: *_(Leads girlfriend deep into woods when it's almost dark, then ditches her there so she can wander aimlessly, and potentially be attacked by giant werewolves and other predators.)_* Also Edward: *"TRY NOT TO DO ANYTHING RECKLESS."*

Bella's bedroom holds enough lamps to be its own section of a thrift store, yet the room is still so dark that I'm half wondering if the scene is morphing into a Joy Division music video

For all of you people saying that 'if you read the books, all of your confusions will be explained because the books tell a lot', that's NO EXCUSE. In fact, it makes the movies WORSE. You shouldn't HAVE to read a series of books to UNDERSTAND THE FUC*ING MOVIE! Things should be explained in movies just like in the books!

‘did the director just go with the “throwing a piece of pizza and it turns into a shop tool in midair” transition? that’s a bold choice’😂😂 i laughed so hard i freaking cried

"We had to stop there because border patrol would've been PISSED" I choked

The Twilight Saga : the new lamp

Bella: "So, you're a werewolf."Jacob: "Yeah, last time I checked."Bella: "well, can't you find a way to just...stop?"^ That single line is so stupid that it should send this entire film series into purgatory or hell. Preferably hell.

“Lupus ex machina” I lost my shit at that holy-

I have one sin: How did Jasper endure all that pool of Bella’s blood in that last scene of Twilight, but he couldn’t stop himself from attacking Bella in New Moon when Bella got a paper cut and dripped a drop of blood?

ok i’ve never seen a paper cut bleed like that like i’ve cut my finger on 6 poster boards at ONE TIME and it didn’t bleed like that😂

"Dear Alice,... this movie is still going on! Can you believe it?!" I died at that part!😂

"It takes three months for Bella's dad to notice" no that one's pretty realistic actually, my parents didn't realize I had anxiety and an eating disorder for six years

I hate the movies but that doesn't stop me from watching it every year whenever I feel single and alone.

Where's the sin for Emmett saying 'Dating an older woman. Hot.' When Edward is decades older?

Im not defending the movie in any way but the 'ghost' Edward isn't really Edward. Its Bella hallucinating him because she misses him so much. So hes her subconscious and better judgement. Still dumb, but thats not actually Edward doing it so, you saying he should do it more or why doesnt he in future movies is wrong because its not him.

3:54 i'm sinning that you're just sinning the transition instead of the fact that she threw a slice of pizza

Ok he asks why Alice cant see past the werewolves but the real question is how can Alice see any of bellas future considering literally no other vampires power can work on her

3:55 Who the hell throws a slice of pizza?

"OH god another lamp" I'm done

To anybody complaining about the fact that everything listed in the video that didn't make sense is explained in the book, realize that when said book is turned into a movie you are going for a brand new audience in addition to the current fans of the books. If the movie fails to explain the rules of the world the characters are living in, and how things work for those who have not read the book, or do not care to read the book, then the movie has failed completely. Thus when discussing the hallucination Edward from Bella's visions during the movie, this was not explained in the context of the movie itself. Sure if you read the book you know the truth and importance of the hallucinations, but if you are only watching the movie a reaction to it such as this video had is perfectly justified....

Look at the way Jacob looked at Edward when he hugged Bella. EDWARD and JACOB should be a couple

I love how Robert Pattinson absolutely hates the series

Mist Edward is just Bella's hallucinations. It's not actually him. Not that this makes the movie suck any less, of course.

I'm gonna be honest, these making fun of Twilight videos give me LIFE 😍

"Pot calls the kettle pale" 🤣

Jacob Black is not a werewolf. He can change his form at will. He is obviously an animagus.

You know you're becoming an expert at pointing at fails when it takes less than a lifetime to say everything wrong with anything having to do with the Twilight saga.

"Do you have better editing software"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Ok i was dying when he said oh the got a new actor to play jacob tbat isn't shirtless all the time

Apparently in the books Bella only sees Edward when her life is threatened and she would do dangerous stuff just to see him. Later she asked how he could do that but he didn't know what she was talking about. So Bella pretty much had schizophrenia

Anyone noticed how that guy said "Don't stare at Emily, it bugs Sam?" Like what, are Emily's feelings not important?

The reason as to why Alice cannot see the future for werewolves is because she can only see the reason that she believes that her power works is that she can see the future of humans because she was a human ones, and she can see the future of vampires, because she is a vampire, but she can’t see the future of werewolves because she’s never been a werewolf or vampire human hybrid because she’s never been one

"It's YOUR fucking birthday Bella. You don't have to exchange presents." I love it.

This dude firing up Bella about her lamps 3:00 😂😂😂

it burns to see sharkboy turned into this wolf thing

Look I know that the movies are stupid but I still find them somewhat enjoyable to watch idk just me?

"Mist Edward" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Surprised he didn't mention how the "werewolves" in this series are not actually werewolves. They're just straight-up wolves. If you ask me, the best depiction of werewolves was in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. We really got a sense that it was part human and part wolf. Fuck Twilight, fuck this shit, I'm outta here

"But not bad wigs." "Oooh burn."🔥🔥🔥

In all my 17 years, every papercut I've ever gotten, never has there been as much blood as Bella's papercut Also the relationship was clearly toxic if Bella was hallucinating Edward and doing dangerous suicidal things in order to see the hallucination again.

“Mist Edward doesn’t have anything to say about this?” 🤣 so funny

"Do you have better editing software to make you look like you're faster than that?" lmao!

Wow. These are my favorite movies but I can never look at them the same way😂 he roasted the hell out of the whole franchise🤣🤣 “Bella recognizes some shirtless Native American teen from a quarter mile away in a moving car” that part has me dead😂💀💀💀💀

11:09 I asked the same question, including for Anastasia in Fifty Shades of Grey or that actress from 365 Days. No redeemable or likeable qualities, no personality but every man can't resist her.

You forgot the major sin for the fact that the exact day Edward was going to step out in the sunlight and shine like a disco ball, was a festival in the city to celebrate the extermination of all the vampires in the city.. Meaning that most likely any of the people in the city who saw Edward would have simply assumed that it was an actor hired for the parade going on at that very moment on that very street.. Nobody in the city would have thought any more of it then a person paid to walk out from an alley at noon wearing body glitter..

Call me crazy, but I think that "Twilight" would work really well as a sitcom starring Bella's father. I'd totally tune in to the wacky adventures of Sheriff Charlie Swan as he attempts to deal with all the supernatural crap in Forks, Washington while raising a ditzy teenage daughter who's having an on-again/off-again relationship with a vampire and a werewolf.

A lot of people in the comments are complaining that some of the things he sinned are explained in the books, but remember that this is "Cinema"Sins so he's only taking the movie into account. If the movie doesn't explain it, it's a sin. I think he mentioned in his Harry Potter videos that the books don't matter when sinning the movies.

if she was to scream to get edwards attention when he was going to show himself to the humans, it would attract a bunch of attention and there he goes, he's dead.

“So you’re a werewolf?, “last time I checked”…. Sigh i hollered! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bella sits on front of the window for over 3 months and doesn't change her outfit?

Okay but also?? In the last movie Jasper, Alice and Emmett were killing James while Bella gushed blood like 20 feet away and Jasper wasn't trying to eat her then.

The lamp count had me cracking up so bad!

I love how CinemaSins absolutely loses his mind over the lamps

"Mist-Edward" is not actually Edward. It's just bella being crazy.

The lamp thing was funny, but seriously: I just counted, and I have 5 lamps in my bedroom as well. What number is "normal" ?

8:18 i was cackling about what u were saying!! “Good day madam”

Best line "Bella gets hallucinations of Edward and his car so conclusion Bella misses Edward and his car too" 🤣🤣

should've had a bonus round for shirtless moments, stupid dialogue, and general moments of wasteful time.

I'm giggling that some butthurt Twilight fans are offended by what the CinemaSins cast got out of the movie. I read the books too, the movie couldn't put all the idiotic bullshit explanation that was in the book. Still doesn't save the fact that both the books and movies were badly written.

So Edward "appearing" to her as a mist is just the movie representation of Bella experiencing a psychosis of hearing Edward's voice in her head to tell her what to do when putting herself in danger. It's not a power he has, she's literally just going crazy.

"PONTYPOOL" is an awesome Canadian made movie about a zombie outbreak!

Buffy ended like 5 years before this and didnt make vampires and werewolves sound fucking stupid. Fuck, even Prisoner of Azkaban had cooler werewolves.

I just realized that CinemaSins missed a lamp in the video

Jacob treats Bella like Encino Man That's hilarious!!

I keep watching this video frequently... Especially for the sigh at 7:43.

The mist Edward (LMAO) was just Bella hallucinating.

that moment when pontypool is a real movie

“Team Jacob or team Edward?” “Team blade the vampire hunter and/or team van helsing.”

Some of your best work

Peanut butter and jelly is a better love story than Twilight.

*Nipple bruise* I'm dead 😂

This makes me feel _soo_ many emotions at once, and none of them are positive

12:04 Exactly!! Thank you! Finally someone points this out.👍And let's not forget that Jasper influences Bella's mood, so she accepts a gift and party invitation from Alice. Smh.