I believe yo refer to: Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? A: Did you actually pass the bar exam? Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Q: OK. Do you recall the time that you examined the body? A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time? A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy. Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? A: No. Q: Did you check for blood pressure? A: No. Q: Did you check for breathing? A: No. Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? A: No. Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor? A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

Of all the lawyer jokes that is the best! Lol thank you!

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That was the most low hanging fruit joke that I think he felt bad making it lol... love an easy audience though, kudos

In an argument it makes you look super confident and instills trust and respect for your side of the argument!

He was so angry. It was hilarious.

The way he paused just for a few seconds is the best I love it

Also, he lacks anything that even comes close to resembling a chin.

@@AnthonyJames13 guy looks like Lindsay Graham and Mitch McConnell's illicit love child. And boy is that one conception do I not want to see.

Edgecombe looked like a baboon trying that shit

@@obtuse186 that's perfect

Demanding a yes or no isn't bad, if the person is actually refusing to answer a reasonable question. "Did you walk your bicycle down the stairs after you shot him, yes or no?" It looks awful when the person is telling you they don't know or can't answer the question as asked.

I thought the exact same thing!

same lmfao!

He should have looked at his watch and said its moe like 2000 now 😊. Go malicious compliance on his vehind.

Wise, no. Within his rights, I believe so. Funny as hell, oh fuck yeah.

That was my first thought and response to him. You realize that by asking me these questions, trying to make me look bad, it's extending my stay here and my paycheck which is your fault right?

I think even before I found lawtube I would have been against either side bringing up money if on a jury now I know I'm against it feels like it's a sign of losing even if it's not

@A Guy On The Internet I don't think the judge would have done anything to the witness lol he was being an ass

@@shanedaley6236 It's crazy, right? These guys are asked to do intensive investigations and report on the findings and it's supposed to be suspicious that they get paid for it? Even the jury is getting paid to be there.

Robots would be programmed not to answer the same question when it didn't work the first 5 times

both would likely trigger him horribly. But for different reasons. But it was all a last ditch effort to portray the expert as a paid shill after he couldn't get the expert to make all the facts line up the way that he wanted. While there are paid shill's. They would have answered the questions differently.

Go to Rekieta Law and search for the Popcorn Killer 🍿 (Curtis Reeves° has been declared not guilty of any charges in his self-defense trial by jury)

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It's from the latter half of day 7. But honestly, this expert witness was hours long and very boring outside of what is in this clip. On direct he testified that the deceased's hand was likely in a fist when the gun was fired, because of the lack of stippling on his fingers, and then this was cross.

Yeah, isolating this was a giant favor to the earth. This was the very end of approximately 7.5 hours of sheer tortuous boredom in the courtroom.

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Curtis Reeves should been jailed 8 years prior clown justice system but you commies love the state so much you don't care about the American hero he shot dead the fact that he not only shot a real hero but also wounded the wife should make it aggregated there I said it

Do you mean when he was asking about how much he got paid? That was probably just an attempt to get the jury to disregard the expert's testimony as biased because he was getting paid to testify.

@@vizikey Since the prosecutor didn't bring it up until after he was fuming about the testimony he didn't like, it seems reasonable to see it as an implied threat. If he brought it up before the testimony, I could see it as him disagreeing with paid witnesses, but not after.

@@vizikey They brought it up in closing to disregard the witness. said something like "I agree everyone should be paid for they're work but we're all a little biased for who pays us."

Also, think of the lack of competence in the investigations…

@@End3rDJgaming That is the scummiest move you could pull, and it wouldn't work anyway considering if the jury doesn't live in complete social isolation they'll probably know that the prosecution has those same experts on call, at will.

Wouldn't you cry he was in front of you

I would cry to if Diet Mitch McConnell was staring at me to…

@@nookiecrisp3241 Oh absolutely!! If I didn’t watch with Rekeita, I wouldn’t have gotten through this trial!

@@KatyB1113 that's why the law and crime network hates him. They're secretly funded by gun manufacturers and rely on the business they get from people watching trials without commentary buying bullets to blow their brains out.

She was excused!

He also sounds like Mitch McConnell, albeit younger

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Most are. Got to figure there are thousands of medical examiners in the US. Most are just average people doing their job every day

I think this was RyanTheEditor's handiwork :D

I except for one apparently. I have him. He is great. Knock on wood. He took down Rick Synder for racism. About time. He is well known now.

On paper?

Touchdown!

They were still bitching today about Reeves during another trial

@@aykfc Well when you have the media and court tv telling you for years that Reeves is Guilty. That must make it true no matter what. I've run into a lot of people like that when it comes to this case. Even without going anywhere near Law and Crime. Many of them basing their opinions most heavily on the victim being a father and he was texting the babysitter and making all the excuses they could based around that core concept.

I do need a refill. Thanks for the tip

Maybe a stroke?

He was born without a personality. He had 2 choices, teacher or engineer. Neither of those professions wanted him so he became a lawyer.

Yea looks like Parkinson’s

Looks like Botox to me.

I figured he was a burn victim

Let's be real. Corky would have done better at asking the questions in court.

@@Quandry1 even though the original Corky did not graduate High School, you’re right. Corky would STILL ask better questions than Chinless! 😅

@@ms16648 and your not very bright or you would understand basic medical care and medical conditions. Maybe it's you that needs to calm down Karen