False Facts About Chuck Norris You Always Thought Were True

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Grunge

Grunge

Күн бұрын

Chuck Norris has reached legendary status in recent years, thanks to the Chuck Norris facts that have circulated on the internet. However, how much of what you’ve heard about the man is actually true? Obviously, you know that the one about his roundhouse kick being faster than the speed of light is (most likely) a joke, but is he actually a Texas Ranger? For whatever reason, a lot of misinformation has spread about the actor and martial artist for years, but it’s time to separate the fact from the fiction. Let’s take a look at some false facts about Chuck Norris that you always thought were true.
#ChuckNorris #Celeb #False
He's not a Texas Ranger | 0:00
He's married to Christie Brinkley | 1:07
He's only a badass on TV | 1:41
He's a natural-born Texan | 2:17
He's a natural-born athlete | 2:53
He's all brawn and no brain | 3:28
He loves Chuck Norris jokes | 3:48
His best days are behind him | 4:32
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@GrungeHQ
@GrungeHQ 7 жыл бұрын
What's your favorite Chuck Norris fact of all time?
@galbert117
@galbert117 7 жыл бұрын
In the beginning there was nothing. Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked that nothing & said "Get a job!" That's the beginning of the universe.
@ThomasK96
@ThomasK96 7 жыл бұрын
Grunge too late already knew every one of those false facts in the video
@Obeijin
@Obeijin 7 жыл бұрын
He puts pepper spray on his raw steak ...
@RoninShinobi88
@RoninShinobi88 7 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris was an Air Force Veteran.
@bryonscheer2759
@bryonscheer2759 7 жыл бұрын
It was a whole village!!!
@chuckstermcdaddy4170
@chuckstermcdaddy4170 5 жыл бұрын
Ghosts sit around the campfire at night telling Chuck Norris stories.
@judyjudge5421
@judyjudge5421 4 жыл бұрын
I believe that in his culture hes very spiritual
@judyjudge5421
@judyjudge5421 4 жыл бұрын
All aboriginal people always have there spirits in there bodys
@99mrpogi
@99mrpogi 3 жыл бұрын
Jason Voorhees once tried to slash Chuck norris with his signature machete. The machete is now in a coma
@arsonhakobyan
@arsonhakobyan 2 жыл бұрын
@@judyjudge5421 Except that's one of his lies.
@partsparis
@partsparis Жыл бұрын
No wonder the blair witch project is now defunct Jeffrey donovan was in the sequal Michael weston what losers that's why chuck is superior because he Christian ✝️
@bartholomewjames1003
@bartholomewjames1003 7 жыл бұрын
Fact: The only time Chuck Norris uses his stunt double is for crying scenes.
@markone6861
@markone6861 7 жыл бұрын
Mac Ubix good one
@dav5666
@dav5666 7 жыл бұрын
That's why their all unemployed!
@michaelbillings7413
@michaelbillings7413 7 жыл бұрын
Mac Ubix good one. Tip of the Stetson to you sir.
@IrminsulMusic
@IrminsulMusic 7 жыл бұрын
Yes, and his later support for the tiny handed emperor Donald Trump. Chuck feels that Trump is at the right hand of Jesus, but not too close to the hand, because it might seem a little gay.
@MasterMalrubius
@MasterMalrubius 7 жыл бұрын
Are you homophobic?
@alexscott730
@alexscott730 6 жыл бұрын
Rambo asked Chuck Norris how many push ups he can do.Chuck replied "All of them".
@rogeroeae578
@rogeroeae578 5 жыл бұрын
Alex Scott that's a good one.
@TANTRUMGASM
@TANTRUMGASM 5 жыл бұрын
chuck norris doesnt do push ups,he pushes the earth down
@AndrejNikolov-xw2gi
@AndrejNikolov-xw2gi 5 жыл бұрын
Fact: Chuck hasn't graduated yet. The teachers are still counting the points.
@99mrpogi
@99mrpogi Жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris graduated from high school at the age of 60 Seconds
@andypage9
@andypage9 7 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris doesn't own a watch. He decides what time it is.
@8bly11
@8bly11 5 жыл бұрын
When Chuck Norris tells time, time LISTENS!
@samialsati8054
@samialsati8054 5 жыл бұрын
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
@Bananaboi6969
@Bananaboi6969 5 жыл бұрын
And time waits for him
@user-yj3kn4fe7h
@user-yj3kn4fe7h 5 жыл бұрын
The joke is: Chuck Norris tells Time. Time obeys.
@winonabigbrownbeavereater2218
@winonabigbrownbeavereater2218 4 жыл бұрын
Andy Page Chuck doesnt own a watch because someone took it from his wrist, but nevertheless, he still knows what time it is -- time to shut his filthy pie hole before it has to be wired shut. Fortunately for him he knows that rhat billshido bullshit will get him hurt badly if he attemps to uae it on anyone iin the real world.
@LadyFairChildVideo
@LadyFairChildVideo 7 жыл бұрын
They once made a Chuck Norris brand Toilet Paper, but they discontinued it since it wouldn't take shit from anyone.
@evrettej
@evrettej 7 жыл бұрын
edwads74 So far this one is my favorite.
@chrisrangel2290
@chrisrangel2290 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@jayk2712
@jayk2712 5 жыл бұрын
Love this!!
@debbielyngranier4044
@debbielyngranier4044 5 жыл бұрын
edwads74 Lol. That’s the best shit ever!!!
@peternemeth1777
@peternemeth1777 5 жыл бұрын
lol nice one buahaha 😂
@lod340
@lod340 6 жыл бұрын
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris
@someperson7197
@someperson7197 5 жыл бұрын
Under-rated!..lol
@darielrodriguez6984
@darielrodriguez6984 5 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahah best ever!!!
@CAMAROSS-kx3sy
@CAMAROSS-kx3sy 5 жыл бұрын
@Michael Harley Tell that to Chuck's face.Bet you don't have the balls to do that.
@CAMAROSS-kx3sy
@CAMAROSS-kx3sy 5 жыл бұрын
Well Michael they always say those that talk about things first must doing them themselves. So go play with your male blowup doll that you can't even satisfy. Oh don't forget your Butt High Club dues are due. Bet you don't have the balls to say that to Chuck's face do ya no you don't Glad you Agreed.
@earlybirditiz
@earlybirditiz 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂 the best one yet hahaha 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
@garyjohnson4789
@garyjohnson4789 7 жыл бұрын
There's a bear skin in Chuck Norris's living room, the bear is not dead, it's just too scared to move.
@connorparkhouse4986
@connorparkhouse4986 7 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on, he turns the dark off
@thatoneguy_0218
@thatoneguy_0218 5 жыл бұрын
Please tell me this is original
@rexzion1093
@rexzion1093 5 жыл бұрын
It's not original :/
@TheBrooklynbodine
@TheBrooklynbodine Жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark; the dark's afraid of him. Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
@99mrpogi
@99mrpogi Жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris uses the brazen bull as his personal sauna
@thatoneguy_0218
@thatoneguy_0218 5 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris once made squares by scaring circles straight
@chewy7073
@chewy7073 3 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris once walked into class late, and the teacher apologized for coming early.
@sean2015
@sean2015 3 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris earns extra credit points simply by showing up for class.
@rawk0241
@rawk0241 7 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it.
@thepriorstone4064
@thepriorstone4064 7 жыл бұрын
rawk02 I CANT BREATHE
@kevinrdee9273
@kevinrdee9273 6 жыл бұрын
rawk02 lol
@ganeshsreedhar4657
@ganeshsreedhar4657 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@frankhamed3928
@frankhamed3928 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@peternemeth1777
@peternemeth1777 5 жыл бұрын
lol hahaha 😂
@darth_sidious_sheev_palpatine
@darth_sidious_sheev_palpatine 7 жыл бұрын
chuck norris fact: every chuck Norris fact is true, even the false ones
@LO0G
@LO0G 5 жыл бұрын
*Chuck Norris* didn't die but he's still ok
@theblackcatvieweraccount5402
@theblackcatvieweraccount5402 5 жыл бұрын
Especially the false ones...
@howardthealien9329
@howardthealien9329 5 жыл бұрын
Fact:Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
@Frozere
@Frozere 5 жыл бұрын
When it snow, it doesn't mean its Winter Its just Chuck Norris opening his fridge
@loganlives764
@loganlives764 7 жыл бұрын
DEATH once had a near CHUCK NORRIS experience
@michaelinnaurato4386
@michaelinnaurato4386 5 жыл бұрын
Logan Lives 😂😂😂
@mon_playztv9177
@mon_playztv9177 5 жыл бұрын
Logan Lives Hahahaha
@justsomemenacingcat5700
@justsomemenacingcat5700 5 жыл бұрын
Logan Lives haven’t seen this before totally haven’t
@manfrd12
@manfrd12 5 жыл бұрын
.
@99mrpogi
@99mrpogi 3 жыл бұрын
Chuck norris once got into a fight with wolverine. The loser will have his skeleton replaced with Adamantium
@erikherdelin9040
@erikherdelin9040 7 жыл бұрын
I heard he's so tough that when he turned 18 his parents moved out
@thewriterofideas9354
@thewriterofideas9354 6 жыл бұрын
Lmao😂😂😂
@Rizal12061986
@Rizal12061986 6 жыл бұрын
that zlatan
@lemmypayet8120
@lemmypayet8120 5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mr.wizard2974
@mr.wizard2974 5 жыл бұрын
Good one! lol
@maricelfallas3271
@maricelfallas3271 5 жыл бұрын
Jajajajajaja
@pizzamon795
@pizzamon795 5 жыл бұрын
Chuck is so tough he doesn't have a chin under his beard, it's another fist.
@cjakubowski1
@cjakubowski1 6 жыл бұрын
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home
@shadowmajor6657
@shadowmajor6657 5 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@TheFreddyEduard
@TheFreddyEduard 4 жыл бұрын
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor lifted him by the legs and slapped his ass and Chuck Norris started to cry. When Jesse-Jane McParland was born, she lifted the doctor by the legs and hit him on te ass and the doctor started crying
@acrusader1319
@acrusader1319 4 жыл бұрын
He built the hospital he was born in
@loganlives764
@loganlives764 7 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris doesn't cut his lawn, he stares at it and dares it to grow
@thewriterofideas9354
@thewriterofideas9354 6 жыл бұрын
Logan Lives damn! I can't stop laughing😂😂
@TheBrooklynbodine
@TheBrooklynbodine Жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris doesn't shovel snow; it just gets unnerved with him standing around and decides to melt on its own, regardless of how cold it is.
@noname-lq2kg
@noname-lq2kg 7 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris doesn't have nightmares. They're afraid of him.
@LO0G
@LO0G 5 жыл бұрын
One thing that people believe but is false: " *Chuck Norris* once died but he's ok now" *Chuck Norris* is immortal
@aninditasakti
@aninditasakti 5 жыл бұрын
I don't care what this video about. I just came here to read the comment section...
@dam4253
@dam4253 7 жыл бұрын
Fact: Chuck Norris used a spoon to dig a big hole, also known as the Grand Canyon
@nedrick2263
@nedrick2263 7 жыл бұрын
If Chuck Norris was in the movie 300 it would need to be renamed 1
@elduderino7519
@elduderino7519 6 жыл бұрын
The dude abides this comment
@ln7929
@ln7929 6 жыл бұрын
It will still be named 300 in honor of the 300 survivors that survived chuck Norris wraith
@alexanderdelacruz9249
@alexanderdelacruz9249 6 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂👍🏻
@charlesm8482
@charlesm8482 5 жыл бұрын
Rabbit rams no one survives Chuck Norris's wrath.
@raywideman7157
@raywideman7157 5 жыл бұрын
Lol! a FORCE of 1 maybe?
@gmb1968
@gmb1968 6 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris once made a happy meal cry
@raksh9
@raksh9 4 жыл бұрын
Ooo I love that one!
@scottkerr982
@scottkerr982 5 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris is so tough that cinnamon takes the Chuck Norris challange
@johnmurphy6460
@johnmurphy6460 7 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. He kicked the shit out of it about 20 years ago for following him around too closely.
@sbgoldma
@sbgoldma 7 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris was pulled over by 2 highway patrol officers, but he let them off with a warning. Gotta love Chuck. A true inspiration.
@TheBrooklynbodine
@TheBrooklynbodine Жыл бұрын
Also, death had a near-Chuck Norris experience. Chuck Norris doesn't turn the water on; he just stares at the faucet till it cries. Chuck Norris doesn't dial a wrong number; you just answer the wrong phone. Chuck Norris once slammed a revolving door. Chuck Norris counted to infinity-TWICE!
@hippiejesus4376
@hippiejesus4376 5 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris was shot once. Tomorrow is the bullet’s funeral
@99mrpogi
@99mrpogi 3 жыл бұрын
Chuck norris was strangled with a rope. After a long struggle, the rope died of asphyxiation
@therubbamunkee
@therubbamunkee 7 жыл бұрын
Fact: Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
@narc440
@narc440 6 жыл бұрын
I don't get it
@chriskrausesmovie
@chriskrausesmovie 6 жыл бұрын
damn truth
@justinjex1
@justinjex1 6 жыл бұрын
It’s pretty good too. Especially when a chuck norris comes flying out of the water to eat a seal
@thebushwolf710
@thebushwolf710 6 жыл бұрын
More like flying out of the water to eat a shark cuz he's the deadliest creature of the sea
@adobbins89
@adobbins89 5 жыл бұрын
Haha! Good one.
@brandonmccartney1198
@brandonmccartney1198 7 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris can put toothpaste back in the tube.
@Armand79th
@Armand79th 5 жыл бұрын
That's actually not difficult.
@TheBrooklynbodine
@TheBrooklynbodine Жыл бұрын
And shaving cream back in the can.
@mikekahotea9197
@mikekahotea9197 5 жыл бұрын
I heard his wife is seriously ill and he's taking care of her . Hopefully she's well . All the best Carlos .. 💓
@spitfactsnotjizz8349
@spitfactsnotjizz8349 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah...."take care of her" mwaahaha
@1701spacecadet
@1701spacecadet 5 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris is so tough he can walk on Lego. True story.
@stonedunicorn1530
@stonedunicorn1530 5 жыл бұрын
Well i feel sorry for the Lego tho
@gunnerysgthartman6124
@gunnerysgthartman6124 4 жыл бұрын
Lego turns flat to avoid being damaged
@iancannon2825
@iancannon2825 4 жыл бұрын
But lego CAN'T walk on Chuck Norris!!😬😳
@99mrpogi
@99mrpogi 3 жыл бұрын
Chuck norris can also walk on a mine field and still survive. Landmines on the other hand are afraid to walk on a chuck norris field
@somerandofilipino6957
@somerandofilipino6957 7 жыл бұрын
Fact: Chuck Norris actually died around 50 years ago, Death was just too scared to tell him.
@TheJoysickGaming
@TheJoysickGaming 7 жыл бұрын
LOL
@jrod6813
@jrod6813 7 жыл бұрын
The earth doesn't rotate alone, Chuck walks in place or we would all be doomed.
@GrimYak
@GrimYak 7 жыл бұрын
This Liberal Shithole lol. nice
@fathertime1331
@fathertime1331 7 жыл бұрын
He originally selected EvergreenStateCollege as his moniker, but when he found it was already taken, he took the synonym T.L.S.
@MultiFrapper
@MultiFrapper 6 жыл бұрын
50 years ago Chuck could have been a half decent actor.
@i_notold8500
@i_notold8500 7 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 12 people, then the grenade exploded.
@marioparra78
@marioparra78 7 жыл бұрын
ahhahahahahahahahahahahaha
@davidbrunner4413
@davidbrunner4413 7 жыл бұрын
miller nathan Mad Dog Mattis killed an entire battalion with a howitzer, then loaded it
@emorion03
@emorion03 7 жыл бұрын
David Brunner ok just stfu now!
@davidbrunner4413
@davidbrunner4413 7 жыл бұрын
Morii_ Lunii why, because Mattis is a real American hero?
@evrettej
@evrettej 7 жыл бұрын
miller nathan hahahahahahah! good ☝
@simonvance8054
@simonvance8054 6 жыл бұрын
Coffee wakes up to a cup of Chuck Norris in the morning.
@99mrpogi
@99mrpogi 3 жыл бұрын
Beer and wine gets drunk from drinking too much chuck norris
@MrMfloor
@MrMfloor 6 жыл бұрын
Legend has it he can make a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together
@somedude3360
@somedude3360 5 жыл бұрын
MrMfloor it’s not legend it’s true
@jacksonmilligan4620
@jacksonmilligan4620 5 жыл бұрын
There are no legends about Chuck Norris only facts
@99mrpogi
@99mrpogi 3 жыл бұрын
Chuck norris can win a car race using a golf cart
@justinratcliffe947
@justinratcliffe947 3 жыл бұрын
You actually can make fire from ice. It scientifically possible
@TheBrooklynbodine
@TheBrooklynbodine Жыл бұрын
And he can swim on dry land!
@aeroncruz5460
@aeroncruz5460 7 жыл бұрын
chuck Norris can see john cena..
@raywideman7157
@raywideman7157 7 жыл бұрын
Aeron Cruz LOL
@ViewThis.
@ViewThis. 7 жыл бұрын
...Took me a little thinkin' to get this joke. Good one. Real good one.
@logangibbs2968
@logangibbs2968 7 жыл бұрын
lol
@MrPyromania83
@MrPyromania83 7 жыл бұрын
Well done! Very, Well done!!
@sandysutherland2182
@sandysutherland2182 6 жыл бұрын
MrPyromania83 is that shit on your tongue?
@just_joe4now275
@just_joe4now275 5 жыл бұрын
Santa doesn't use reindeer anymore Chuck Norris just round house kicks the sleigh and it goes around the earth in one night.
@monas3643
@monas3643 5 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris doesn't get goosebumps. Geese get chucknorrisbumps
@jreal3072
@jreal3072 5 жыл бұрын
Naw
@aurejt666
@aurejt666 7 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris Can touch MC Hammer!!
@ford6661000
@ford6661000 7 жыл бұрын
The boogie man checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
@catkin27
@catkin27 7 жыл бұрын
ford6661000 true, but Chuck checks for Ziva and Gibbs.
@tracegreathouse3295
@tracegreathouse3295 7 жыл бұрын
True Cris Atkin.
@davidbrunner4413
@davidbrunner4413 7 жыл бұрын
ford6661000 Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Mad Dog Mattis
@garyjohnson4789
@garyjohnson4789 7 жыл бұрын
and John Wick
@linkbiff1054
@linkbiff1054 6 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Bruce Lee
@skeltonslay8er781
@skeltonslay8er781 6 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris doesn’t buy a gun, the gun walks up and asks for a job.
@abigailsockeye1586
@abigailsockeye1586 5 жыл бұрын
Vietnam has flashbacks of Chuck Norris
@frankbauerful
@frankbauerful 7 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris always sleeps with a night light, because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
@MarkEdwardRom
@MarkEdwardRom 6 жыл бұрын
you just proved that father time stops for one man: chuck Norris (even if its just to kick his ass)
@iblockpuncheswithmyface1490
@iblockpuncheswithmyface1490 7 жыл бұрын
Chuck once chipped a rock with his windshield.
@janetairlines1351
@janetairlines1351 7 жыл бұрын
iblockpuncheswithmyface chuck norris can corner you in a round room.
@roncriswell2685
@roncriswell2685 5 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris is the only person who knows what the fox really says.
@clipmashups2997
@clipmashups2997 4 жыл бұрын
Ron Criswell the fox says: “chuck norris”
@christopherpavkovich4995
@christopherpavkovich4995 6 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought. The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.
@wildhunt6350
@wildhunt6350 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahaa but thats not underwear superman wears mate it has another term. Google it :D
@tron3entertainment
@tron3entertainment 7 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris's reflection dares not look back at him in the eyes.
@josephroszell
@josephroszell 7 жыл бұрын
Well he is reeeeeallly fucking ugly looking so that makes sense
@rachellovelace1974
@rachellovelace1974 7 жыл бұрын
joseph roszell salty much?
@TbYolo
@TbYolo 6 жыл бұрын
tron3entertainment STFU bruh he aint no god
@peterfarrell9464
@peterfarrell9464 6 жыл бұрын
WILLIM HILL
@danielvich3541
@danielvich3541 6 жыл бұрын
when chuck norris steps into water he does not get wet , the water gets chuck
@joelyons886
@joelyons886 7 жыл бұрын
Some say Superman wears Chuck Norris undies!
@just_joe4now275
@just_joe4now275 5 жыл бұрын
Superman and Chuck Norris had a fight.The loser had to wear underwear on the outside
@meetyouallthere
@meetyouallthere 6 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris won Tour de France on a stationary bike
@alexanderdelacruz9249
@alexanderdelacruz9249 6 жыл бұрын
klavdij drmič omg 😂😂😂
@fridz66
@fridz66 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@jimmyj5035
@jimmyj5035 5 жыл бұрын
This might be the Greatest Fact EVER!
@maricelfallas3271
@maricelfallas3271 5 жыл бұрын
Jajajajaja
@corkystorky
@corkystorky 5 жыл бұрын
I laughed hard on this one
@leemagaymer6327
@leemagaymer6327 5 жыл бұрын
Puberty doesn’t hit Chuck Norris Chuck Norris hits puberty
@x.atheista
@x.atheista 7 жыл бұрын
Chuck is the only man who can un-scramble an egg.
@alejandrolopez2577
@alejandrolopez2577 7 жыл бұрын
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land.
@Matthew-qy7op
@Matthew-qy7op 6 жыл бұрын
Alejandro Lopez That doesn't even make sense
@thewriterofideas9354
@thewriterofideas9354 6 жыл бұрын
Matthew633 Because he's FU**ING CHUCK NORRIS BIT**!!!
@MarkEdwardRom
@MarkEdwardRom 6 жыл бұрын
Batman is allowed to say the line"because I'm Batman only cause "Because I'm Chuck Norris" was already taken.
@johnnyxlundja
@johnnyxlundja 6 жыл бұрын
Matthew633 Guess what? Sense doesn't make Chuck Norris
@pascualmartinez6219
@pascualmartinez6219 5 жыл бұрын
@@johnnyxlundja A new good one YOU ARE THE MAN
@leemagaymer6327
@leemagaymer6327 5 жыл бұрын
Instead of his dad teaching him how to shave Chuck Norris teaches his dad to shave My delivery was quite shite there
@DerickMasai
@DerickMasai 3 жыл бұрын
No Shite, Sherlock.
@ThunderFist1978
@ThunderFist1978 6 жыл бұрын
I met Chuck Norris this past Saturday! It was a pricey photo op, but worth every penny, including braving the crowd to get through the line to wish him a happy birthday. It was so awesome that he was meeting fans on his birthday.
@frankbauerful
@frankbauerful 7 жыл бұрын
When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the Earth down.
@lemmykilmister9979
@lemmykilmister9979 7 жыл бұрын
I heard that on the radio bob and tom show almost wrecked the fire truck laughing
@davidbrunner4413
@davidbrunner4413 7 жыл бұрын
frankbauerful Mad Dog Mattis gets ebola, virus dies instantly
@rachellovelace1974
@rachellovelace1974 7 жыл бұрын
David Brunner sigh.... just stop, we get it you're trying to make this...mad dog mattis or whatever tough as Chuck, it's just that nobody knows who mattis is or care... so yeah, just stop.
@davidbrunner4413
@davidbrunner4413 7 жыл бұрын
Rachel Lovelace Secretary of Defense formerly General James "Mad Dog" Mattis USMC (ret) look him up and if you still hold your views than so be it, but do not discredit someone who you don't even know about.
@Brugar18
@Brugar18 7 жыл бұрын
how many push ups can chuck norris do? ALL OF THEM
@x123rey
@x123rey 7 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris and Superman Compete in a Arm Wrestling Competition in Which the Loser have to wear underpants over his trousers
@ThomasK96
@ThomasK96 7 жыл бұрын
x123rey true. then when's Superman got a spine to break a bad guys neck Chuck Norris said he did not need to wear it anymore
@briansedlacek1698
@briansedlacek1698 7 жыл бұрын
Superman got his powers from wearing Pepes PJ..
@wojpm2000
@wojpm2000 6 жыл бұрын
lol!!!
@LO0G
@LO0G 5 жыл бұрын
I heard that he trained Superman for ten minutes
@aeansevilla4427
@aeansevilla4427 5 жыл бұрын
I heard cats have chuck like reflexes....
@mr.wizard2974
@mr.wizard2974 5 жыл бұрын
When Chuck Norris brews coffee , the coffee supplies the cream and sugar!
@ready1060
@ready1060 5 жыл бұрын
Vinnie
@JaimesTM3
@JaimesTM3 7 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris doesn't have tiger blood, tigers have Chuck Norris blood.
@rexzion1093
@rexzion1093 5 жыл бұрын
Um m8 that's not a good joke
@catkin27
@catkin27 7 жыл бұрын
chuck norris can gargle peanut butter.
@hibco3000
@hibco3000 6 жыл бұрын
Cris Atkin hilarious
@asherrose4114
@asherrose4114 6 жыл бұрын
crying haha
@yoyoliu6240
@yoyoliu6240 5 жыл бұрын
Screw peanut butter, he can gargle lava.
@rogeroeae578
@rogeroeae578 5 жыл бұрын
Cris Atkin chunky ?
@therealsaintlucifer777
@therealsaintlucifer777 5 жыл бұрын
I gargle cum
@jamesdillion4191
@jamesdillion4191 6 жыл бұрын
When Google has a question they "Norris" it.
@whatsthebigfndeal
@whatsthebigfndeal 5 жыл бұрын
I have a friend that fought Chuck in an exhibition match back in the 80's. He says Chuck is the best fighter he ever faced. Considering the fact that my friend went on to become the ISKA champ and that Chuck was already in his 40's when they fought, that's pretty high praise. Chuck is a legit legend in martial arts.
@mrmomtime111
@mrmomtime111 7 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
@natehahn85
@natehahn85 7 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris sleep with a pillow under his gun
@sarahwood3948
@sarahwood3948 7 жыл бұрын
Nate Hahn hahaha!
@wojpm2000
@wojpm2000 6 жыл бұрын
LMAO!!! lol
@jaytharock6793
@jaytharock6793 6 жыл бұрын
Nate Hahn chuck doesn't use a gun. The gun uses chuck
@wojpm2000
@wojpm2000 6 жыл бұрын
!!! OMG, lol!!! Gotta Love it!!!
@oscarcruz7601
@oscarcruz7601 6 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@wojpm2000
@wojpm2000 6 жыл бұрын
You also forgot to mention that he was rated as the Hardest Kicker in Martial Arts, yes folks that's right Chuck Norris was said to have the hardest kicks out of any Martial Artist out there!!!
@scotthullinger9955
@scotthullinger9955 5 жыл бұрын
Oh? So who did he kick against? Did a bunch of guys line up to get kicked? And then all agree to offer their assessment of Chuckie Boy's skills and rate his kicks between 0 and 5?
@jmagana166
@jmagana166 4 жыл бұрын
Patrick Wojciechowski Even harder than Chuck Norris...
@shawnwilliford1788
@shawnwilliford1788 4 жыл бұрын
when Chuck Norris left for college he looked at his dad and said ok you're the man of the house now
@tiamat1296
@tiamat1296 7 жыл бұрын
CHUCK FACT: SUPER HEROES WRITE COMIC BOOKS ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS!!
@petermuggleton9491
@petermuggleton9491 7 жыл бұрын
tiamat1296
@rogeroeae578
@rogeroeae578 5 жыл бұрын
tiamat1296 funny
@nicholsjoshua15
@nicholsjoshua15 7 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris once saved an airplane from crashing. All four jet engines went out at once. Chuck Norris just got out and pushed. Chuck once won a lightsaber duel armed with a pool noodle.
@MarkEdwardRom
@MarkEdwardRom 6 жыл бұрын
The first one makes sense maybe even the second but both are still hilarious.
@behnamasid
@behnamasid 5 жыл бұрын
The Sun applies chuckscreen to protect itself.
@johnnycmajor
@johnnycmajor 5 жыл бұрын
The Devil has a restraining order against Chuck Norris.
@99mrpogi
@99mrpogi 3 жыл бұрын
The devil avoids getting possessed by Chuck norris
@janetairlines1351
@janetairlines1351 7 жыл бұрын
according to einsteins theory of relativity, chuck norris can roundhouse kick you yesterday.
@alexanderdelacruz9249
@alexanderdelacruz9249 6 жыл бұрын
Janet Airlines omg 😂👍🏻
@just_joe4now275
@just_joe4now275 5 жыл бұрын
E=m Chuck Norris
@1984Phalanx
@1984Phalanx 7 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard, it's just another fist!
@catcrisst5277
@catcrisst5277 6 жыл бұрын
YourPalAL eh too old and overused
@MarkEdwardRom
@MarkEdwardRom 6 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris fabled other fist is said to exist in a pocket dimension where he stores all his signature punches right in his clef.
@dustinbarton2929
@dustinbarton2929 6 жыл бұрын
Family guy
@adriancouick7480
@adriancouick7480 5 жыл бұрын
@Michael Harley I do, i scrolled down till I found this joke!
@imbatman5882
@imbatman5882 5 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.
@multimatthew4675
@multimatthew4675 5 жыл бұрын
Fact: Chuck Norris is the reason why humpty dumpty had a great fall
@robroberts1473
@robroberts1473 7 жыл бұрын
the most interesting man in the world wishes he was Chuck Norris.
@boomerrob9223
@boomerrob9223 5 жыл бұрын
rob roberts I do not!
@coreyandersson1786
@coreyandersson1786 5 жыл бұрын
He is the most interesting man
@lawtonokieguy
@lawtonokieguy 7 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris once ate a bag of Skittles. He proceeded to take a shit that later became Justin Bieber.
@laeldestan1536
@laeldestan1536 6 жыл бұрын
Hey come on.... don't insult Chuck Norris.
@alexscott730
@alexscott730 6 жыл бұрын
Light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris.
@Scratchingforcash
@Scratchingforcash 2 жыл бұрын
Producer: Hey Chuck how many ninjas do you want to kill in your next movie? Chuck Norris: Yes
@fhuber7507
@fhuber7507 7 жыл бұрын
Chuck started his movie career as Bruce Lee's punching bag.
@Reeseim384
@Reeseim384 7 жыл бұрын
Bruce Lee was only an actor. He never was champion ! He was only martial artist, nothing more.
@bruceleo2607
@bruceleo2607 7 жыл бұрын
Bruce Lee is a LEGEND!
@Stainlessslayer
@Stainlessslayer 7 жыл бұрын
F Huber You should know Bruce Lee lost to Norris in competition.
@joseangelhernandez5274
@joseangelhernandez5274 7 жыл бұрын
Stainless Slayer I've never heard of that, when did this happen?
@Stainlessslayer
@Stainlessslayer 7 жыл бұрын
Jose Angel Hernandez You're right I'm mistaken. They sparred but never competed against each other.
@ishouldhidemynamelmao345
@ishouldhidemynamelmao345 7 жыл бұрын
fact: there is no such thing as global warming, chuck norris is just cold so he told sun to be hotter
@Max_Le_Groom
@Max_Le_Groom 5 жыл бұрын
_Mans not hot, the ting goes_
@20alphabet
@20alphabet 5 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris can play the guitar ...with a PIANO!
@thischannelisnowdeadsorry
@thischannelisnowdeadsorry 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Gunit0121
@Gunit0121 5 жыл бұрын
A eclipse occurs when the sun sees Chuck Norris
@Prinzmetal49
@Prinzmetal49 7 жыл бұрын
2:27 the bottle actually exploded from Chuck Norris' stare at it.
@juanmonge8
@juanmonge8 7 жыл бұрын
He had an erection once .....There were no survivors.
@rachellovelace1974
@rachellovelace1974 7 жыл бұрын
juan monge lmfao!
@josephroszell
@josephroszell 6 жыл бұрын
juan monge only once? poor Chuck
@MarkEdwardRom
@MarkEdwardRom 6 жыл бұрын
with no survivors don't you think 1 time would be enough?
@magpieone9390
@magpieone9390 5 жыл бұрын
My sides hurt from laughing
@westleyjacklone3944
@westleyjacklone3944 6 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris born when WorldWar2 end. WW3 is waiting for Chuck Norris to die in peace...
@robertyoung3992
@robertyoung3992 3 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris was born in 1940
@yusufdk5614
@yusufdk5614 5 жыл бұрын
Chuck norris can smell what The Rock is cooking.
@roninnotasheeplikeyou.2631
@roninnotasheeplikeyou.2631 4 жыл бұрын
Chucks farts are so strong that the paint melts off the wall!
@jmagana166
@jmagana166 4 жыл бұрын
I like chubby girls Mr. Johnson feels honored...
@99mrpogi
@99mrpogi 3 жыл бұрын
Chuck norris can fire Vince McMahon
@Prinzmetal49
@Prinzmetal49 7 жыл бұрын
Any fact about Chuck Norris is true, because Chuck Norris can make anything possible.
@shadowlesswarrior
@shadowlesswarrior 4 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris once flushed a condom, four weeks later the ninja turtles were born 🐢
@99mrpogi
@99mrpogi 3 жыл бұрын
The HIV virus uses a condom in order to prevent an infection from Chuck norris
@jaimesalazar3727
@jaimesalazar3727 5 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris haunts Freddy in his nightmares
@99mrpogi
@99mrpogi 3 жыл бұрын
Freddy Kruger was found dead on his bed. Autopsy shows that he died in his sleep as he was killed by Chuck norris in the dream world
@laeldestan1536
@laeldestan1536 6 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris used to use sandpaper for wiping his ass but he quit using it because it was too soft. One time Chuck Norris cut himself shaving and a drop of blood fell on a small lizard that lizards name is Godzilla.
@Bustical
@Bustical 5 жыл бұрын
False fact. Chuck Norris cut the razor while shaving
@jacksonmilligan4620
@jacksonmilligan4620 5 жыл бұрын
The shaving fact is false the only thing that can cut Chuck Norris IS Chuck Norris
@dariusfarrel3228
@dariusfarrel3228 2 жыл бұрын
@@jacksonmilligan4620 the razor is made out of Chuck Norris
@tesihmil
@tesihmil 5 жыл бұрын
Such a filmography luck to see both Chuck and Bruce Lee in one movie. They were big friends.
@wardaddy5992
@wardaddy5992 7 жыл бұрын
chick Norris can smell what the rock is cooking.
@josephroszell
@josephroszell 7 жыл бұрын
Ya it's chuck's balls
@ryanm7097
@ryanm7097 5 жыл бұрын
IF YOU SUH-MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!😤 WHAT THE ROCK! IS! COOKING!
@just_joe4now275
@just_joe4now275 5 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris is so nice santa won't even look twice.
@MyREDTAIL
@MyREDTAIL 6 жыл бұрын
When Chuck Norris, Wants to become a Father ,He makes them Two at a time."
@jdez10
@jdez10 7 жыл бұрын
Chuck saw his shadow once. The shadow was so scared it ran away.
@pancrase9048
@pancrase9048 7 жыл бұрын
chuck norris doesnt cry he sweats threw his eyes
@yessure5291
@yessure5291 6 жыл бұрын
through not threw
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