I can paradiddle at the speed of light, but I don't do that anymore because it opens up a rift in the space time continuum and last time my dog Fluffy got sucked into the blackness of the vortex. RIP Fluffy. Never again, light speed paradiddles. Never again.

I'm only 23 and I can acquire a crippling drug addiction.

I'm not deaf guys, just a gimmick!

Thought this was a suicide video

now play it off the left

I'm a sperm cell and I paradiddle so fast it becomes one continuous note

Yeah well I'm 16 and I can't play paradiddles beat that guys

I can play with my diddle 8 times a day

I can't even para-diddle at 120 bpm to save my own life lol.

My parents aren't even born yet i can reverse paraparadidledidle with my feet while doing a handstand on a singing giraffe riding a horse while swimming in a pool of elephants while skydiving,AT 18377392939483827478439298487382939847473838384847383894960696050493826527484939282848392094848392934 beats per nanosecond

I paradiddle at 1000 bpm with my eyes closed! It's true. I've seen me do it.

my grandmother isn't born yet and i paradiddle at 10,000hz

I'm 69 years old and I can paradiddle at 420 bpm.

I died 8 years ago and I can para-diddle at 340bpm.

My arms burned just from watching this...

I am 300bpm and I can play 16 year olds

But can it djent?

I'm 2.8 yrs old and I can do that at infinity and 1 bpm

This comment section is the best Also i can paradiddle at the speed of light

Cool man. Enjoyed it! Been trying to bust through 180 for a while. Tough finding enough time to practice. Self thought off and on for 30 plus years and it is really difficult finding a teacher in suburban Michigan who will take on intermediate to advanced students. Especially when they're 48 😳 Thank God for Mr. Stone and Stick Control! Best of luck, God bless, and take care.

That was truly impressive !! Well done to you.

I come back to this video often. No words, just sheer skill and charisma. Love it

Absolutely fucking awesome. My husband and I loved this. I actually enjoyed watching his amazement at you as much as I did watching the video. Great job!

Tf is this shit, I'm -11 and can perry deedle at 666 in cut time, with my left hand swung under 17/11 time and my right hand is being played with my left foot while washing the dishes and raising a family of 3.4 while also trying to get a degree in neurology. I'm doing this all while in a medicaly induced coma because of my sick beats.

Did anyone else set the video to a quarter speed to make sure he was actually doing them?

I know this is 2 years old. But dammit all to hell man...245 is some serious shit for paradiddles. Can I ask how you manage to get the diddles down that fast? My doubles are shit...I max at about 200 but they aren't even anymore at that point and my paradiddles would make someone of your skill laugh hysterically. I can get to about 175 and I just cant hit the diddle. I'm working on the push pull technique but what is it that youre doing? Yours are beautiful at every tempo you did.

Thats the sickest shit Ive seen in a year. You are amazing

Nice job, this is really good!

Dude love the turtle theme and the gimmick. Good stuff man. My ninja!

infant annihilator be like

Congrats and hope you get to play that chop at that tempo in a musical situation, if not, Guinness Book of Records may have a spot for you.

Memes aside, he’s really good.

Whoa, you had me at 230! 250 speed of electrons and lasers. Like the matching shirt and pad. Good job!

there are still another 100 thousand generations in my family until im born and i can paradiddle at the speed of light

Just, wow. Been working on my paradiddles for the last couple weeks but that’s actually crazy.

Awesome man! Well done. :)

I feel like every apartment I've ever stayed in has been directly under this guy recording at 0230am

I matched you clean until 230! nice playing dude

Way to go bro. Wrists of fire

That was absolutely outstanding, sir! Genuinely! However, I'm actually dead and can play one bloody good paradidle every 93.75 quadrillion eons, provided the wind blows my dust in a south-westerly direction on the 31st of September, but only if it happens to be a full moon and on a leap year. It does sound really good though. The paradiddle.

That’s bad ass, dude! Like a Swiss watch!

Heyyyy, that's pretty good!

That’s amazing!

Great vid bro!!

ohhh dude. you are sick. clean and and killer tech man.thats how its done

Wow you're a machine, awesome!

That was fast great job

I can paradiddle at the speed of light, thus making my arms pure energy when I perform.

LMAO!!!! That was fantastic!!!

In the year 3046 is when my parents will first entertain the idea of having a child, and yet I can paradiddle at 3.6 light years per millisecond.

AWESOME!!!-this guy was obviously trained in the drum corps-I sure wish I had that opportunity growing up

I enjoyed this video. It was just satisfying lol

Respect brother. You got skill

Can i please borrow the 15+ years of blood sweat and tears you invested? I am a casual drummer. Self taught. Never did my rudiments which came to bite me really hard when i picked the sticky back up after a 18 year hiatus. I want my son to learn the paradiddles before ANYTHING. Grind that Vater practice pad. Bought him(and myself hehehehe) a very nice Alesis. I mean, it's not a TD25KV or anything but it's a great 7 piece, brand new. Cheap and sturdy so it can take a beating from a 3yr old rowdy boy and a sub par mid 30s drummer! hahaha. I'm almost too old to go back to the rudiments but i can spot a person who put in the work. YOU are unreal, my friend! Congrats on all the work that went into this and the natural skill you have developed. It's a sight to behold. *I have a friend by the name of Adam jarvis. He's may be faster than you but he's a blast beat guy. I'm sure he skipped his rudiments . He's in pig destroyer and like 10 other bands. One of the fastest drummers alive.

What are your favorite sticks to use for marching snare in an advanced high school drumline?

Dang, well done. Impressive.

I never new they called is paradiddle. This was fun!

Excellent go. Clean all way up to glop. Coolness coming through

Your inner beats are sneaking up

You had me at ninja turtles.

In the turttle it's the secret this man it's tellin us the secrets, thank you man!

Excellent job very impressive

I applaud you bruh bruh because I got stuck on 230. So again, 🤝✌🏾✊🏾

😲 This guy's crazy awesome!!! 😲

Well done sir!!!!

that shirt and this video gives this man vip to anyone god dam heart, he get ladies and guys

Those sticks in are amazing

I'd like to see right and left hand accents to showcase the next hand low and same accent hand diddle. But that is very impressive. Try to do another with accents to differentiate the notes and doubles, that would be tight AF

You're amazing! I can barely manage 140!!!

Took me on a musical odyssey

This is awesome. Black belt drummer.

Was with you till 215 kudos

I could tell when he started them at 150 this shit was gonna get lit.

Very entertaining. Subscribed

i got 230 but could only play like 4 at 250 without getting out of time

I didn't know what a paradiddle was until he started drumming

Legit Speed my man. VERY legit!!

How would you practice parradiddle while in traditional style?

awesome work

Props on the effort at the end,lol

Dang dude! How the heck do you have the chops for that?!?

My percussion instructor taught me to play on your elbows. Put the sticks in your hands normally and then droop your hands down and try to make the bead touch your elbow and then practice any rudiment.

I'm not surprised nobody was complaining about hearing just a metronome and a practice pad for 'only' 5 1/5 mins.

I was watching a tutorial on traffic laws in CA, now I'm here

Dude you're sick!

Hey I know I'm three years late, but is there any certain exercises you think could help someone increase their speed? Thanks

Insane!

some day someone will play so fast that it will make a recognizable pitch.

Legend has it, he had to get forearm surgery after this

LOL!!! good vid!!

I can paradiddle at like 60 bpm at most, this guy is a legend!

Also gave you a sub fam, is that a xymox pad you’re using? I want one bad but not trying to wait 4 years on it to get here

I was feeling the burn 😂

love that sound

That’s crazy fast!

I paradiddle so much my mom says I'm gonna go blind.

This is cool and i like it dog

You had me at Turtle Fan

Now here is a fellow that likes the color orange.

This is how Busta Rhymes writes his lyrics