Man, Turnabout Boyfriend was a weird case

It’s funny Bc when he was in college, Phoenix Wright’s gf called him “Feenie”, which, hypothetically, could be how you pronounce “Pheoni”

Salty's videos are becoming more and more homoerotic

Plot twist: Salty is just practicing his moves so he can go out with Pastey.

When Pheoni said "Shut your eyes and tell me what you see" I was fully expecting to go: "I see nothing." "That's my world without you bro."

Therapist: Female Salty isn’t real. She can’t make you question your sexuality. Female Salty:

Something about ds games targeted towards preteen girls is so cursed. My mom got a bundle of cheap ds games for me when i was younger and one of the games was called princess debut. Had nightmares about that anthro bunny.

The fact that salty doesn’t know Feenie is canonically one of Pheonix Wright’s nicknames proves that he’s a fake fan!

The “objections” and “take that” were golden

Not the Ace Attorney spin-off i wanted but i'll take it

2:25 makes me unreasonably freaked out because there’s a guidance counselor at our school named mr.king who looks and dresses exactly like that and always says “no pain no gain” ALL THE TIME to the point where it’s a meme at our school. So I feel like my guidance counselor just astral projected himself into this game, told you his quote, and then finished astral projecting which is why he disappeared.

So guys we did it, we found Salty a gamer boyfriend.

"Is my boyfriend gonna SMOKE!?" *"ye"*

when cheesy starting crying i just about lost my shit

Female Salty: * exists * R34 artists: *So, you have chosen death.*

“No credits”, he exclaims, as if anybody in their right mind would want to take credit for having a hand in this

Salty: I need to play some more romantic music *plays Two Trucks* Me: A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

Two trucks playing hit me so hard my entire being evaporated

The Rumor Come Out: Does Saltydkdan Is Gay?

Man, Yandere Simulator's looking great!

Therapist: Spicydkdanielle doesn't exist, she can't hurt you. Spicydkdanielle:

I'm convinced a psychopath made this game, and that the women crying was someone he had locked in his basement. But hey, that's just a theory! A GAM-

THERE I AM, GARY, THERE I AM! 12:10

Pheoni looks like a bootleg Kingdom Hearts character

i know comparing weird/unnatural dialogue etc. to aliens is really obvious and overdone, but it seriously feels like the main character (and possibly vanessa and janina as well) is some kind of transcedental, immortal alien who's just been transferred into a human body. not only does it explain the weird dialogue, it why needing to eat has to be explained to her and why she takes so long to eat that apple, she isn't used to it. it's why she starts crying hysterically after not winning the dance minigame, she's unaccustomed to the human experience and emotions

"i think you're ACE!" janina's NOT asexual, she literally wants pheoni to explore her secret cove

This deserves a remaster on the switch

Salty comes out: the stream

Plot twist: You don't get to see the credits because it reveals that Pheoni was a serial killer who immediately killed Cheesey and buried her body with his other victims after the final cutscene. Janina was the real good guy since she was one of his victims who escaped. She was trying to prevent Pheoni from taking another person's life.

Salty goes on a quest to find some thirsty gamer boys

THE PHOENIX WRIGHT MUSIC PLAYING WHEN WE TALK TO PHOENI FOR THE FIRST TIME KILLED ME I AM CACKLING

When are we gonna get a vinesauce vinny and salty Collab

Salty, your thumbnail is making me question my fragile heterosexuality.

"ok i guess we gotta wear the bikini" Who's gonna draw Salty in bikini. Who

Obi wan, the funny green man didn’t give me a boyfriend

I think this game is cursed it’s already a plot to a creepypasta

14:45 Salty plays two trucks and I've never been so happy

this is a masterpiece of a video, i laughed the entire way through

That was the most misogynistic dungeon in runescape I’ve ever seen.

the picture of female salty might spawn some unwanted things

You're welcome for the game, Derek

Don't tell Michelle

Now the real question is why isn't Pheoni smoking

Theory: Salty is actually a gay yoda

Imagine the look the cashier gave salty as he buyed my boyfriend for the nintendo ds

Im so glad Salty has finally found someone to make him happy. I never thought this day would come.

God, all the people memeing about salty’s gender swapped character just makes me remember that the same thing happened with Saberspark

The encounter of “no pain, no gain” has the same energy as “my final message”

14:44 everytime i hear neil anywhere i have a visceral reaction. this was no exception

so this is how you get a boyfriend/girlfriend... man I've been doing it so wrong

7:38 that audio is actually a girl the developer kidnapped

When he said "IM CHEESY." I felt that....

I'm so happy that Salty finally came out, this denial must've been hurting him inside

The sonic chronicles music made my breathing laboured

The fact that salty is being more active than ever gives me hope for the world

Dual Destinies looks different from what i remember

"Just gonna do everyone a favour and add music" *Adds Sonic Chronicles music* The silence was better.

cheesy after failing karaoke: why tf am i cryin in the club rn

Saltyworth was always my favorite Ace Attorney character.

Either Salty was gay the entire time and I never once picked up on it or the KZfaq comments are lying.

The fact that salty knows about neil cicierega gives me happiness as seemingly nobody else knows about him.

I see female salty and theres gonna be a lot of r34 art soon.

When you’re in music class and you get a text message on your phone saying your parents died : 7:36

I love that Pheoni sounds like Komaeda

"Which day does the moon fall on Termina?" That explains how we all felt.

That sudden cut to the title screen from the ending made me laugh so freaking hard. I couldn't breathe.

Why does it feel like the dancing girl tried to say "please" I'm terrified

7:36 actual footage of me crying in the club

Oh my god, salty is now the third you tuber I know who’s rule 63’d themselves along with Saberspark and Shuckmeister

This isn't actually a ds game Salty just got trapped in Silent Hill but instead of being chased by monsters he streams dating sims with haunting sound design

Watching this live was probably the most painful thing, still surprised salty didn’t lose it

8:30 my man Pasquale with the DPPt poffin making music edit

Can’t get over how Salty really called a kiwi fruit a coconut

"Let me put on some romantic music." > Two Trucks plays That made me laugh a little too much.

I wish I can date Phoenix Wright from Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney HD Remastered for the PS4

Female Salty isn’t real he can’t hurt you. Female Salty:

My name is Phoenix. My friends call me “pheeny” as a nickname. Watching this was like several continuous punches in the gut from all directions.

I love the boyfriend surfer phoenix wright he surfed before law college also petition for salty to play Phoenix Wright on stream

This is my favorite hentai text adventure

I'm not suprised that this would be published by THQ

Is it me or does anyone pronounce THQ as "THHHHHHHHIIIIICCCCCCC"

3:19 I only heard “your parents are still alive” and I though salty threatened this dude and I saw he is like 70 and I calmed down

I just finished ace attorney and you upload this. Thank you.

As a Bi person I can confirm this is how I flirt with guys. Edit: I'm pan now but my point still stands.

That "off to save Christmas" song from Billy and Mandy has been stuck in my head for literal years?? Holy shit??

Well phoenix'es girlfriend did call him feenie so close enough

This game was made by the same developers who made a crappy DS shovelware game about a pet resort. And I had it and played it as a kid. I'm screaming.

Salty just outed Jake as a Simp, I'm thouroughly invested in this plot now

7:36 when it's is a sad song but it an is also a bop groovy

R34 Artists: It's Showtime

I really want to see someone repurpose the phoenix wright sprites to make an animation for this lol

Doctor: Female Salty doesn't exist, she can't hurt you. Female Salty:

Godammit, all these games Salty plays have no endings.

I died once i heard "two trucks" XD

Ace Attorney 7 is looking good so far

What an epic Saltydkdan moment

I honestly thought this would be Salty as a girl for a video... When do we get SaltydkDanielle!?!

6:19 Cheesy spends an hour eating an apple she found on a stranger's bed, ASMR.

This is the first time i’m watching a video by you, this bought me to tears. You earnt a sub.

13:25 wow, this is just like turnabout memories