The true ending is actually convincing the instructor to smoke

As someone who has smoked 15,000 cigarettes a day, I’m so happy that this game exists to help me quit and finally die at the age of 167.

Not even as a meme, if anyone, even a single person legitimately beat their addiction because of this game, that’s worth something

I’m just imagining a recovering smoker who’s tempted to smoke again, running to grab his DS and turning this game on to prevent himself from lighting a cigarette

“Im-pettis” “Taboccko” I don’t think Salty has been smoking *cigarettes,* guys...

This is genuinely how therapists work with smokers. Obviously a therapist would have a more individualized plan for each client, but the advice in the game actually isn't bad. I would say if you are struggling with smoking, it actually might be worth it to give this game a shot.

I can’t wait for the “Stop Masturbation” sequel for the Switch that’s coming out this year.

ok so I’ve done the math here. Salty smokes 100 cigarettes a day, and there are usually about 20 cigarettes in a pack. So he’s buying 5 packs a day. A pack costs 1000 yen, which is 9.15 USD currently. Meaning Salty spends 45.75 USD on cigarettes a day. If we completely pretend inflation and exchange rates don’t change, and that Salty has smoked at the same rate the whole time, Salty would be spending 16,698.75 USD a year, and over 120 years have spent 2,003,850 USD on cigarettes. Also he would have smoked about 4,380,000 cigarettes in his life, or 36,500 a year. The average smoker smokes about 5572 cigarettes a year, just to put that number in perspective a bit. Salty smokes more in a year than an average smoker smokes in a lifetime.

This game has different looks for different regions? It's like a damn pokemon

I legit saw this game while deployed in Afghanistan, almost thought it was fake lmao....

"You told me you like meat. Do you need to carry meat on you at all times to avoid panicking?" But Sir this is my emotional support ribeye

Salty faught in both World Wars, survived polio, the great depression, the 2008 recession, fought in the Skeleton Wars of 2014, and who knows what else! There's nothing he cant do!

If this was a dating sim, the tutors would all be hot anime people and call you Salty-kun. We need one.

I bought this game as a joke when I was like 12 because it cost like €1.50 and they had to get the manager over because they didn't think they could sell a smoking game to a kid but I convinced them to eventually sell it to me after showing them the age rating.

“If you’re lucky enough to be alive” I’m honestly surprised after smoking in the womb up until the ripe age of 120 you haven’t died yet

The fact this video proves Salty has never smoked a cigarette makes me very happy.

Well boys we did it, smoking is no more

Ubisoft will develop literally anything for DS. Think of something and there’s probably a Ubisoft DS game of it.

“My good pal Jimmy isn’t a smoker” *Doesn’t put the Jimmy from Tomodachi Life*

Allan Kars actual book helped my whole family stop smoking so it's pretty good but they didn't need a video game bruh

“Yo soy en Japan desu” I need a moment to recover from that

I never smoked, but my grandpa did- he stopped after one of my cousins were born and he was deadass like, "See this box of cigs? it's my last." And never smoked again. To say that he has an iron will is an understatement, tbh.

It's a passion project, from a man who genuinely wanted to help youth to quit smoking. It may not be great, but we can appreciate his efforts.

I CARRY A SIRLOIN STEAK IN MY BACK POCKET AT ALL TIMES

Salty: *Puts 1000 yen* i am in so much debt 100 yen in usd: *0.92 cents*

The cigarette flying away after they got tied to a rocket is just a Danganronpa execution. (Reach for the stars, reach so hiiiigh)

the sudden adrenaline rush I had when the Pokemon Black/White Low Health music began to play is unmeasurable

"Look, it's the little nicotine monster" - my family when I finally come out of my room so I can go out and smoke

Game: smoking is bad Salty: *lives to be 120*

I actually found this same game at my local GameStop. It was 2 dollars in the bargain bin.

1000 yen is $9.15. an average pack of cigarettes have 12, but we'll say 10 just because easier. So thats 10 packs a day. 1000 x 10 = 10000. 10000 yen is $91.51. On average, Salty spends $91.51 on cigarettes a day. BUT THAT'S NOT ALL. He smoked them all 365 days. So, naturally he spends $33,401.15 a year. EXCEPT ON LEAP YEARS. On leap years, its $33,492.66 a year. If in 2020, he were 120, born in 1900, leap years would have been 1904, 1908, 1912, 1916, 1920, 1924, 1928, 1932, 1936, 1940, 1944, 1948, 1952, 1956, 1960, 1964, 1968, 1972, 1976, 1980, 1984, 1988, 1992, 1996, 2000, 2004, 2008, 2012, 2016, 2020 (30 years) so in other words, on those years, he spent $1,004,779.80 on cigarettes. On other years, he spent $3,006,103.50 combined. All together, he spent $4,010,883.3 0 for all 120 years. With $4,000,000, you could buy: almost 66,677 Super Mario Maker 2 copies almost 13,370 Nintendo Switches almost 3,639 iPhone 11 Pro's almost 204 Toyota Corolla's (2020) you could pay off almost 0.0000172318% of the US National Debt. *don't smoke when you could buy 204 Toyota Corolla's*

Man I thought I was gonna watch the Smokers version of Wii Fit Not 120 Years a Japanese Cigarette Slave

this is a real thing. *i cant convince myself that this is a tool that someone has used to get rid of their smoking addiction successfully.*

Can't wait for the new Kirby game, "Kirby smokes a joint"!

You're not a boomer, you're the "lost generation."

9:05 i love how it just says "SLAVERY" up there

This is motivating me to take up smoking

1:20 "You know how on the DS..." *_shows Nintendo 3DS_*

You know what they say. All smokers, smoke smoke!

I read the thumbnail as "Stop Smoking On My Couch" and honestly it got me really excited and I wanted to know more. A video game called "Stop Smoking Coach" is still pretty crazy but I gotta be honest I'm kinda disappointed. My homie is really sick of me smoking on his couch but I really like cigarettes after secs.

there was an entire line of these "my coach" games. i had my french coach and my math coach, i think. they tried pushing the ds as something for all ages and as a work tool and it was insane tbh

Can't believe the MSPA Reader has been struggling with a smoking addition

17:12 I know some old people that smoke, and that is an EXTREMELY accurate cough from them

Wow salty, thank you for being against vaping and smoking and actually sticking to your opinion.

I immediately thought of "Keep it fresh, live tobacco free."

I remember the first time I got a DS and my dad thought it would be hilarious to buy this for me. It's really weird to have this video remind me about the fact that this game exists. THAnkS DaD!

not gonna lie. the animations are charming as hell

the doki doki music that starts playing during the cooking of cigarettes triggered something within me that i forgot i had

The undertale music makes it so great

"Tell me where you live" *consumes your soul*

I’m pretty sure Robin is now having a TV show about quitting addictions. We need to get Salty on there.

14:00 hotel smoke

6:43 as soon as salty pronounce the n in the little nicotine monster I got scared

Decided to look up Allen Carr. Died of lung cancer on the 29th of November 2006. R.I.P Allen Carr (1934-2006.)

Finally, I can learn how to stop vaping and begin playing magic: the gathering

Screw it I'm getting a DS emulator and downloading a rom of this game just to say that I'm like 20 and have been smoking for 69 years

Ey I'm the person who requested you watch the Mario pissing series at 10:23 . Trust me you need to watch it it's amazing.

That DDLC background music gave me flashbacks

Salty's character experience the entirety of 20th century Japanese history from the Meji restoration to the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Probably spent that entire time smoking thou

But Salty... Mario taught kids the dangers of smoking... *_”IF YA DO DRUGS, YA GO TO HELL-“_*

So... this fictional character that was created is old enough to have served in both WW1 and WW2 in the Japanese military... And even when Japan was having major food shortages (and shortages in everything) towards the end of WW2, he was STILL able to smoke 100 cigarettes per day. The absolute mad lad. Also, there's a chance this guy would literally be a war criminal, so that's lovely.

1:07 so basically the Galarian form? Also the sound editing in this one is really on point.

Salty saying he's from "the 1800s" when he was born in 1899 feels like when I joke that I'm an 80's kid because I was born in 1989.

I wish my dad played this before he died :(

11:06 Saltydkdan predicted the future and the sale of 10 bajillion copies of Scarlet and Violet.

I think the game says you can continue smoking is to encourage weaning off instead of quitting cold-turkey. Based off the info available to me, quitting tends to be harder when you're entirely deprived of the nicotine that got you hooked and might end in rebound. That's why smokeless nicotine is a thing (patches, vapes, gum, etc.)

This video reminds me of my uncle who smoked he died of cancer a few years back I still miss him. This game is what I would have given him if I saw it in a store.

15:59 *Music starts to play* Now I face out I hold out I reach out to the truth of my life Seeking to seize on the whole moment To now break away Oh God let me out Can you let me out Can you set me free from this dark inner world Save me now Last beat in the soul

the fact that 1000 yen is actually extremely close to the cost of a pack of cigarettes in most us states is hilarious to me because salty seemed to think it was so much money

thank you for the meme format at 11:18, will definitely find much use in 2020.

Salty's person was born in 1899, lived through the Russo-Japanese war, World War 1, was more then likely drafted into the army for the invasion of manchuria, second sino-japanese war, and world war 2, the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and the occupation of Japan, and then stayed alive until today.

A tried so fucking hard not to spit my water out of my mouth onto my computer when you were trying to stay in the crowd but you mentioned anime and lost to addiction. I didn’t spit the water out but holy shit I was laughing so hard I couldn’t breath

could you imagine a family member giving this to you because they are genuinely worried

"Mr. Allen Carr, can I call you 'Mr.?'" I'm gonna start using that.

ironic that salty's laugh sounds like he's a smoker lmao

can't wait until someone makes a creepypasta about this with realistic blood in 5 years

Why does Allen Carr look like the Nintendog's competition host, wtf.

17:32 dam i thought this was rated E but fuck they blew him up.

They had this on iOS back in the iPhone 4 days. I had no idea they made it for the DS 😂

Poor salty, he was born a few years right after the great steel ball run race

"Don't worry, we won't be lecturing you." (spends the entire rest of the game lecturing you)

OK cool, now we have a Kirby that when he inhales a cigar, he can now blow a huge amount of smoke to propel Kirby and stun enemies. WE HAVE MADE A NEW KIRBY POWER

this is the first youtuber i've seen use the dark theme on the 3ds home screen. what a legend

I wish someone would come inside my zone of influence

5:49 "if you're lucky you will still be alive!" HOW THE FUCK DOES A ENTITY EVEN FUCKING SMOKE 4 MILLION CIGARETTES

Salty is DIO confirmed

I love how it assumes you smoked 100 cigarettes a day since you started, 100 cigarettes out the womb.

I almost spit when the regular show theme played as Robin formed into Richard Simmons

""""""Speedrun""""""""

Salty has smoked since the events of Red Dead Redemption 2

That “I’m 120 years old, i smoke 100 packs a days a day and i’m somehow still alive. *I need to die.* ” part made me Lmao

The sequel to this game was announced for the Nintendo Switch to get the teens off Juul Pods.

16:28 salty, you don't to become a freaking real cost ad

i genuinely haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. thank you for this.

4:48 apparently allen carr himself actually did smoke 100 cigarettes per day before he quit

Bruh if my fam smokes, I’m pulling up with the ds

“I don’t know who that little stick guy is, but I kinda wanna beat him to death”

Now I can stop smoking, thanks saltydkdan

Everytime I watch this kind of video game LP from Salty, there's always a part where he talks about the real friends we made along the way. Like "The real cigeretes are the friends we made along the way"

‘do you carry meat on you at all times?’ all men: *well no, but actually yes*